Hookup Horror Stories...

[@notevenemily]

sorry if the audio sounds a little weird i just bought my first mic and i think i did the settings wrong 😖 next time i shall try to be better but hope you guys still enjoy this video!!!!!

[@idiedeadandicoulntbreath]

989k subscribers and now you get a mic

[@Lumaych]

iconic behavior

[@westonpierce952]

ASMR foreshadowing???

[@UrMissingSock]

i swear it sounds great!

[@Rustydustyprofile]

No it's good

[@jencookie2920]

"see i'm so gay that i forgot pregnancy scares exist. god that must suck"- emily, 2024

[@cosmictraveler1146]

MOOD

[@Couldnt_Be_Bothered]

Mood

[@monbub]

that line is so iconic

[@yoshimitsu843]

fr this line is the masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lesbean1e]

Honestly mood

[@bugzzykatzz]

“yippee!” daughter or “boo-yah!” son

[@neebnabs]

Yippee daughter

[@citrusss.]

Yippee son or boo yah daughter ?

[@taylorswiftsgf]

yippee daughter for sure

[@another.unperson_119]

child neglect

[@Jess-zr8tf]

@@another.unperson_119me fr

[@jeyyran]

tbh sister lucinda kind of still makes more sense than granpa gus 💀

[@corhoto]

nun roleplay 😜

[@tasmaniandevil2689]

@@corhotoOh!

[@monbub]

fr like at least its some kind of kink but grandpa gus...why

[@rehnaanliker5931]

It has a weird ring to it

[@Imaginary_Ghost1]

What about Grandma Matilda?

[@baka_yu9343]

As an asexual, this is like hearing stories from a lab experiment gone wrong. Y'all be going through it, damn.

[@yelloworange241]

Same! 😳😫

[@maria.skorik]

I could feel my asexuality growing stronger with every second of this video

[@eddieravenwood]

same here, dude 😭

[@mosquitocroissant]

@@maria.skorikREAL!!!!

[@mim_mimm]

holy shit as a demisexual person this is also hell 😭 never. never doing that

[@ejohnston2543]

Grandpa Gus sounds like a name you'd chant three times in front of a mirror while the lights are off

[@Silly.alien-onyx]

GRANDPA GUS GRANDPA GUS GRANDPA GUS *an old straight white male about 90 appears*

[@cfunct645]

​@@Silly.alien-onyx I would cry in fear

[@HddiWddix]

and a candle😭

[@mabsie2249]

“Call me grandpa Gus, or I won’t grandpa gush”

[@jeyyran]

i didn't think it could get worse but you somehow managed it 😭💀

[@Hamburgurgurgurg]

Never speak again

[@snakeluvr]

This sentence is horrible, please leave

[@sleepycherry25]

I HATE THIS HELP IM DYING

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

I hate this beyond words, but I have no choice but to appreciate it with all my heart

[@BaybeeWaddles]

anyone else hear about the woman who was hooking up with a guy, who rubbed her stretch marks and said "baby, I need you to promise you won't hurt yourself any more" 💀💀💀

[@Girl-rj4rh]

i heard about that, i was so shocked

[@meghanrodriguez2393]

that's WILD 💀

[@donnietello]

😭😭😭

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

....omg

[@UnknownFergal25]

SCREAMING ❤❤❤

[@neebnabs]

Born to yippee, forced to booyah

[@edayavuz1667]

I see ur struggle

[@wayneisname4544]

Born to commit crimes, forced to pay taxes 😢

[@CaptainCJ97]

*slow clap*

[@usel3ssliqu1d81]

just like me fr

[@Autumn-on-paws]

frrr

[@Meowmowmeow1234]

Lowkey thought when she said abt the grunting from the two roomates i thought that it was gonna be the two roomates hooking up...

[@ItachiUchiha-sh6of]

I feel like that would have been less weird 😂😂

[@eebydeeby3815]

that would still be better than jacking it to MLP 😭

[@blueismylove3128]

I'm a bit confused on that one. Was it MLP corn, or just ....... the actual kids show...?

[@ItachiUchiha-sh6of]

@@blueismylove3128 it was MLP corn lol. It is a real thing.

[@blueismylove3128]

@@ItachiUchiha-sh6of 😟

[@rmg480]

Her: hey so, can you explain to me why you have that OJ poster? Him: Let me break it down for you...

[@cassieclinee]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@forgottenartform]

This reminded me of a hookup from years ago (before I realised I'm asexual and have 0 interest in sex, only the romantic/ emotional connection). Met up with a guy and we went back to his place, and he was trying his best...but all I could think of was "he needs to paint his ceiling, I wish I had a magazine to flip through".

[@thealluringmysticc]

This reminds me of the only hookup I had that made me realize I was asexual. We had put on a tv show to watch beforehand and all I wanted to do was watch it and cuddle lol

[@alsimanche]

Can i ask you smth, as an asexual , does it mean that you're also not sexually interested in someone's body or body part??, Like when you see a guy's abs or even their (excuse me) genital, that doesn't turn you on??

[@rmg480]

Not ace but I have severe ADHD and I've actually gotten distracted by the most minute things while "performing". I hope no one noticed but I don't know how many of them just didn't want to bring it up 😶

[@niki_0107]

this was me with my first (and so far only) partner 😭 we were having sex for the first time, and I was just laying there on my back staring at the anime posters on his ceiling (attic apartment), thinking "this feels like stroking my arm, can he just cum already". wasn't made better by me discovering I have a latex allergy...that burned 💀 I already knew I'm ace, but I thought I still wanted a sexual relationship. I was wrong.

[@Jahito_EBT]

*If I was the guy, I'd die there. Right there. Heart stopped, zero brain activity*

[@Kari_chadd]

After hooking up with a guy, I walked out of my dorm into a group of high school students and their parents (they were touring the dorms). It was very awkward, they all knew what happened.

[@UrMissingSock]

noooo

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

Oh yikes

[@HeatherCheddarZ]

I lived in the all girls dorm and was hanging in the lounge. Men weren't allowed upstairs between certain hours and had to be escorted in and out but they're ok in the common area. One morning they're touring high schoolers and their parents. The guide explained all the rules of the girls dorm bc it could be a selling point (example there were Muslim girls staying there and could be less strict with their head coverings). Right after the rules were said, a guy walks out and looks around all confused.

[@blueismylove3128]

​@@HeatherCheddarZ I know it's not the point and as an ex Muslim, I know that wouldn't have been a selling point anyway 😂. Most of us are so cautious we walk around the house covered if the curtains aren't drawn.

[@HeatherCheddarZ]

@@blueismylove3128 lowkey the all girls dorm was super chill but dorms in general are shit. I loved my apartment after that

[@PenelopeAstony]

Kinkster here, for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS don't just smack someone in the face without having at least a convo beforehand, if not several series of robust conversations about risks and boundaries and interests n whatnot. MY GOSH. The amount of people out here just springing BDSM activities and kinks on their partners with zero warning is absolutely astounding and absurd. If you've done this before, you're not a bad person or an abuser, but now that you know, knock it off and educate yourself on your interests, and discuss them before trying them with partners. No more of this surprise slap type situation. The world of consent and kink is vast, beautiful, and deserves the time and energy it takes to negotiate everyones needs. Trust me, it makes the experiences even better to have that disclosure!

[@gergyta9211]

Facts! And people who do spring bdsm on their partners out of nowhere create a bad name for kinksters 😭

[@meelodramatic2214]

sorry but if you do that to someone without consent then yes you are a bad partner!!! you cannot do these things without consent. this isn’t absurd or outstanding this is abusive and awful. randomly getting hit or choked during intimacy could ruin or trigger someone if they’re a victim. the fact you’re trynna downplay this is horrible.

[@eliannafreely5725]

I know, my instinct if some one struck me during sex would be to leap up and grab a weapon. Use common sense people!

[@PenelopeAstony]

@@meelodramatic2214 Ooo, fair critique. I think my comment was meant to be appealing to people who aren't abusive but to be fair in alignment with your comment, people might now realize they are BEING abusive, and therefore dismiss themselves from the needed introspection. Also I want to add that I'm not a sex educator at all, just a random human being who partakes in risk aware kinks sometimes, is deeply fond of the topic, and I like to discuss with others, so I appreciate your input and feedback. Another thought I have been mulling over lately is what's the different between abusive behaviors and an abusive person? This story in question makes me think an abusive behavior and not an abuser, due to the fact that she did it ONE single time, and immediately acknowledged that she fucked up after E expressed her confusion and surprise. I would be super concerned if she KEPT doing it, and had some excuse as for why it kept occurring without consent. Then I would consider that at least a pattern of abuse. IDk. Just thoughts off the cuff, your comment has been inspiring some thoughts and queries that I've been tossing around for years and finding all different types of angles and answers to. Feel free to plop any thoughts you have here, I'd love to know. I'm an SA victim, and particular when kink is involved, so I really appreciate any growth on this topic so we can all learn to make things safer

[@PenelopeAstony]

@@gergyta9211 I dont know a SINGLE experienced kinkster who is actually consent and risk aware oriented that would just come in off the bat and start with a slap. LIKE. I have trauma around that kind of stuff. They might mean well (or not, some people are really f*ed up sometimes) but thanks so much, them slapping me caused a panic attack, and now I am triggered and gonna be having flashbacks and whatnot for the next day to 6 months, maybe more. Kink activities should never ever be a surprise!!!!!!!!

[@Skyk0_0]

As someone in the ace spectrum who would probably never have a casual hookup like this, every time I watch one of these videos it just feels like gossiping with a friend and staring, mouth agape, at my phone

[@mars5277]

You'd love my friends hookup stories lol

[@mhill88ify]

You should live a little - sounds shitty as fuck

[@marc21256]

Emily's perfect date: Sharing appetisers and trauma.

[@e.s.r5809]

It's the classic queer greeting ritual, don't mock our traditional customs.

[@dannikasoukoroff9633]

@@e.s.r5809 funny

[@omarbirkdar5536]

2 videos in one week? Mother is keeping us fed

[@FiascoLeDumb]

**baby bird noises intensify**😂

[@usuárioflx]

Always 🙏

[@feeshadrawz]

Frr 😍

[@yourlocalwalmartbagfunimate]

YEAHH

[@ukatchukun243]

DO NOT LET HER STOP PLEASE 👁️👄👁️

[@noheterotho179]

Sorry without a doubt "booyah" is the correct answer. Its cringe but earnest and kind of funny. "Yippee!!" Said in that tone would haunt me like an anicent curse. I feel like itd cancel out the deed you just did somehow, unsex.

[@problem3412]

UNSEX 😭😭☠️☠️☠️

[@luchirimoya]

"Booyah" is a cringy but earnest "fuck yes". "Yippee!" would haunt me til the end of my days 😭

[@chaoskat4161]

I would wake up in a cold sweat hearing the faint echo of "yippee" ringing in my ears

[@cylyte2436]

Cmon I think it’s at least a little cute😭

[@problem3412]

"unsex" is WILD 😭😭😭

[@lordknightalex]

to the person who talked about the falling asleep and snoring: if someone has cataplexic narcolepsy, they can at times 'pass out' from sudden/heightened feelings, ur probably good, pick that self-esteem off the floor

[@marycook9007]

I have cataplectic narcolepsy, and this could technically happen, except the main thing with cataplexy is that you (usually) don’t lose consciousness. But sometimes it can coincide with a sleep attack, so maybe that’s what happened? Either way I can definitely understand the blow to someone’s self esteem.

[@ratking927]

18:38 narcoleptic episodes can be triggered by excitement so it could be more of a compliment. Some people are embarrassed to share that kind of info and it’s hard to know when to tell someone

[@leonardocouto3109]

About the "reporter voice" thingy, I would rather say you do an amazing female narrator. You're just really fun to listen to! Your voice also has this perfectly deep pitch that makes it feminine and soft and yet it stands out. Plus, the dramatic 'ew' tones. Funny as hell

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

Saw the notification, realised I had a hookup on the way, had to tell him to wait 27 minutes, a new Emily video is more important x

[@cerysxox]

LMAO so real

[@motion.8834]

Man this comment fuckin... got me

[@usuárioflx]

our queen can't wait ✋️

[@mackback319]

i honestly hope he understood

[@notevenemily]

priorities

[@jasperwisecarver]

the amount of people who do NOT brush their teeth is actually insane i had someone be like "obvi it doesn't bother you tho ;)" and i was like. i had no idea you didn't clean your mouth-

[@t-ur8wh]

BRO EWWWWWWWE

[@sierraa.bryant9322]

LITERALLY MY EX I HATE MY LIFE

[@monbub]

how do yall end up dating these creatures what 😭

[@edayavuz1667]

I don't want to be that person but those chemicals are Def not good for u. It's just that once u put the stress on ur teeth of regularly eating sugar its gonna be a necessary evil to prevent worse

[@thecolorjune]

@@edayavuz1667 the chemicals in toothpaste are definitely safe for you. They’ve been tested, and also you spit them out. If you’re really concerned, brush with baking soda. It gets most of the job done. There are natural tooth paste alternatives, and even a wet brush would do you a ton of good. Even people in history would often “brush” their teeth with cloth or plants. It’s not really my business if you don’t mind losing teeth, but I’m not kissing you.

[@bradleymartinez185]

Didn't even think about the straight male population being so small lmao. She's super funny and the community seems super nice too so I'll stick around

[@Wud-f2r]

Me too, for the same reasons.

[@Miketurner-lv3yo]

I’m also a straight man but I really like these type of channels, they really comfort me for the same reasons, it’s good being around a nice community

[@z_bennet4208]

@@Miketurner-lv3yoim so happy when straight guys hang out with us! yay! ❤

[@z_bennet4208]

not being sarcastic i genuinely feel happy

[@Miketurner-lv3yo]

@@z_bennet4208 this is what I mean. This community is awesome, I asked a question about something and I didn’t get a single person getting mad at me for not knowing

[@Tomada_Potada]

The longer the video continues the more Emily looks like she's going to cry 😭

[@_kenn]

“I plead the third, spread em’!” For my first Emily video, I’m loving it. I binged so many of your videos since two days ago

[@Baer99Z]

12:46 as a gay trans guy who has recently been trying to get more into dating, this is SO relatable. I'm not even the most masc ftm guy out there but It's almost funny how people will be genuinely surprised when I sound and look like a man, like, yes, that's kinda the goal.

[@xd._.28234]

lmaooo ikr

[@DogElastic]

Wait so you were born a man but turned into a woman or born a woman but turned into a man

[@eebydeeby3815]

i'm so lucky i have a boyfriend who supports me through my transition bc the amount of guys who expect their trans bfs to be, like, a twink femboy is astounding to me😭

[@mattuwu9978]

My ex-boyfriend (still good friends; we share custody of my gecko) once said “wow, your ass is getting so hairy!” Like… thanks, babe???

[@someonem1327]

@@DogElasticftm means female to male

[@Ugh.amelie]

''maybe don't cosplay as Edward Scissor Hands'' LMFAOO

[@donnietello]

the way this is slowly making me realize i’m probably on the ace spectrum is truly an eye opener

[@lemin0u]

welcome to the club

[@Caroline-qj7fq]

Welcome my child

[@eddieravenwood]

absolute cringe at the way people talk about sex in real life was one of the biggest signs for me too, lmao. like damn, y'all live like this?

[@player_37936]

welcome :)

[@mosquitocroissant]

This is so real, I already know I’m ace this justified it even more 😭

[@Sara-sn5gd]

IMO, the sister thing is better than grandpa Gus. Pretending you are in a convent with a hot other nun and you both just can't deny it anymore is still a better fantasy than... whatever that dude wanted to work thru with the grandpa thing.

[@Magic_Skeleton]

I've been loving the less-scripted content! It's so camp and comfy and fun

[@CharlesWawa]

The trans guy story is what I'm so afraid of as a possibly gay trans guy like....some people aren't normal about it and it's really annoying.

[@Baer99Z]

No fr, I also have the problem that I'm not really a fan of facial hair so I shave, but this almost ALWAYS results in people being really surprised if I forget to shave for a bit, like people just automatically assume I can't grow a beard. More people need to learn how testosterone works /:

[@charliewatts7577]

honestly this is why im t4t

[@andreahighsides7756]

T4T is just being a chaser with extra steps (half kidding I’m sorry)

[@bell.e.flower]

@@andreahighsides7756 😭

[@neilcicierga9818]

​@@andreahighsides7756???

[@rekisupremacy1496]

i went on a date with this guy once and he pulled up in a razor scroter. he lives 4 miles away, and is 20 years old. he didnt let me ride the scooter either

[@jadab1782]

Not letting you ride their scooter is a red flag /j

[@TurtleStormer]

I love my razor scooter but not letting you ride it is cruel

[@liasgreentea5555]

The fact that you have a Reki pfp makes this so funny I'm so sorry

[@WillowLavender]

6:52 GIRL SAME This woman said she wanted to get drunk for our date so she‘d "have the courage" and i was like "I‘d rather not but if you do that please know I won‘t let anything happen bc you won‘t be in a state to consent" and she showed up drunk anyway so I did exactly that & she got pissed at me 😭

[@Donice09]

“WET GROTTO,” 😂 if anyone said that to me that would be the end of that!

[@wordlife94]

Emily starting to eat in the middle of her sentence like an English teacher lol

[@e.s.r5809]

I love how she coughed, said "excuse me", reached for something so you expect a glass of water, and it's a snack. Performance art. Funniest person on the Internet.

[@jencookie2920]

"i love being alone"- emily, with almost a million subscribers

[@WillowLavender]

Not a hookup but i went on a date w this nonbinary person once took me to an amusement park - sounds fun right? Except it was an amusement park for little children which they did not let me know beforehand 😭 & they kept calling me "good girl"…… im an adult butch lesbian. They continued to text me occasionally for months & they took literally every other date to that amusement park. It was so odd 😭

[@andreahighsides7756]

This is the worst one

[@xd._.28234]

ew 😭😭

[@WillowLavender]

@@xd._.28234 I was like 27 like not that it would have been much better if i was younger but i was as old as some of the parents there 😭

[@bigchungus3895]

Making use out of their season pass LMAO

[@aidanaylward9237]

Im scared😀

[@jencookie2920]

emily freaking out about "wet grotto" could go on one of her old vines haha

[@linalolooooo]

What is a wet grotto bro

[@Mel-fe4bd]

@@linaloloooootake a wild guess

[@b19wing]

@@linaloloooooanother name for a woman private part

[@ashtxn.66]

WE NEEEED A PART 2 BAE also that personal story bruh i wouldn’t even know how to respond in the moment especially if i wasn’t seeing it coming😭😭

[@Smapti]

Straight male subscriber checking in! Emily came up in my recommendations one day and I thought she was funny enough to keep watching

[@derbarone]

Also straight m 24 here, thank you for seeing me, i needed that.

[@e1458-b1l]

your struggles are valid ✊

[@theAbbeBusoni1]

not "geronimo" LMAOOOOO

[@Nonsense_JARB]

BOOYAH

[@JesuisPISSSEDOFF]

Geronimo Stilton is always a nice touch to the bedroom

[@goobhatestomatoes]

@@Nonsense_JARBYIPPIE!!

[@MineCrapSteve]

_doctor who theme starts playing_ _tardis noise plays as couple dematerialises_

[@verycoolwhaleshark]

@@MineCrapSteve THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@KommanderHooyah]

Not-straight guy checking in. Stories like these make me glad to be asexual.

[@Swift_Lemon]

Same 😅

[@sarabsd.]

same😭

[@ewrtw3726]

yeah especially that my little pony one…

[@AlliIsNotaGirlkisser]

Stories like these make my virgin bi ass scared as hell...

[@captainpotatord6984]

i have a dumb question, does not being sexually attracted to anyone but enjoying s** make you not asexual?

[@oscargm123]

A mexican youtuber has this kind of themes to his videos, and comments around different themes he asks the communitty, like work horror stories, in laws, horrible dates and a lot of stuff, you could do stuff like that, I really enjoy the interaction and the comments on the stories you give

[@nekorina9011]

What KZbinr is it? :000

[@MatecaCorp]

I’m a gay genderfluid guy(?) but the bit about feeling gross after doing *things* really resonated with me. I’ve had that happen before and it just feels so icky and inexplicable. Thankfully it’s pretty much gone now that I’ve left religion and figured out how to express bedroom boundaries. Also, I’d choose boo-yah for sure

[@dilophosaurusstudio8658]

im thoroughly traumatized by the my little pony story

[@monbub]

that made me want to end my attraction to men tbh

[@eggfroggowo]

Same

[@b19wing]

Reminds me of the mlp cvm jar that got left and the radiator story

[@dodes2698]

14:38 As a man I think I can say it's actually more common for men to feel that way than some might think but it's just another one of those society things that expects men not to feel that way, let alone tell anyone else about it. There's an expectation for men to always feel, and more importantly act, like they're some kind of barbarian king who's just slain the dragon atop the mountain when, shockingly, who could have guessed, life is full of complex emotions, many of which don't line up with expectations.

[@Wud-f2r]

Some of us are a little more evolved. Including you in that, don’t think that’s a diss.

[@Miketurner-lv3yo]

I can relate to that. I was in the marines and the first time I hooked up with someone at a bar wearing my dress uniform I felt really bad, like worse than usual. After that I never did it again, felt like I was abusing power or something. Maybe that sounds stupid but that’s just how I felt

[@85jacob85]

Aww I love my partner. We have such a fun time together. Nearly together 8 years now.

[@lizannefletcher8943]

she is actually my role model .. your videos ALWAYS either make me laugh or really have deep thoughts , both of which I really enjoy

[@ummmpass]

i once was going to hook up with this guy that lived in the city which i live about an hour outside of. idk why this man wanted to drive an hour just to get laid, but that’s his business. when he got to my apartment, he immediately started heavily, angrily complaining about how there was a toll on the way and “i didn’t warn him” (there are tolls basically any way out of the city which i’d think he knew since he LIVED THERE). he then proceeded to tell me that he panicked and blew it… meaning he’d get a pretty hefty ticket in the mail, AND that he’d “have no choice but to do the same on the way back” (there were absolutely other options). he was a whole ass adult (older than me even) and these were our first sentences exchanged the FIRST TIME WE MET.

[@edayavuz1667]

Didn't expect this. Usually when I see those titles I tend not to click cuz just reading AITAs or other stories just seems kinda lazy and boring tbh. But this was a very pleasant surprise. So glad I clicked 😁

[@tonys.5114]

She’s not pregnant, but she will always deliver 💞 👏

[@monbub]

lmfao

[@thatstockin]

She will never be pregnant but she always serves🤌

[@elenastyduinsnam]

​@@thatstockinhow do u know

[@yersiniapestis5237]

​@@elenastyduinsnamI eated her ovaries 😋

[@yersiniapestis5237]

​@@elenastyduinsnamI eated her ovaries 😋

[@Supermateo97]

*"CAVERNOUS LAGOON"* I actually rolled off my bed laughing. Bro, Emily is a treasure to KZbin. (P.S if you read this Emily I am also one of ur straight male viewers lol)

[@ek0dev]

I had to pause the video for a solid 30 seconds when she said that lmao

[@SamanthaGusman]

It’s really nice to see u being more of ur genuine self on KZbin. It’s really fun to watch, it almost feels like having a convo with a friend and it’s rlly comforting. I appreciate you Emily!

[@yuka4264]

girl you really need to make a part 2 that was hilarious and horrifying at the same time 😭

[@gowonsfortniteduo]

why would she just slap you across the face with no warning oh my god??😭😭

[@SoumilSahu]

2:30 Straight male viewer here, I feel acknowledged

[@e1458-b1l]

Your kind truly does live the hardest lives 😞

[@C6Wolves]

​@callis1458 Yes we do ❤ thx u for representation

[@asteroid_420]

oh my god the mlp one was FOULL 😭

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

man I felt the breakdance one. I'm going down the "wait am I actually lesbian??" pipe and it sucks 😭

[@decacat]

omg you're doing yt full time now?? it's so crazy how much your channel has grown since i first started watching, you're honestly one of the funniest people i've ever seen on here. road to 1 mil lessgo???? would love a part 2 to this series, some of these stories are w i l d

[@khoakdoan]

I'm a straight male and I've been subscribed for like 2 years now, I genuinely enjoy the content. :)

[@user-bh1rz5ig4m]

I opened her account with the intention of watching every video of hers from the start and voila “56 seconds ago” damnnnnn

[@echodoodle]

i think i'd rather the yippee tbh, booyah to me feels like they were congratulating themself whereas yippee is genuine enjoyment

[@fh9061]

Yippee is kinda wholesome. Booyah is like something a frat bro would say. Like look at me scoring.

[@onionarmpit]

omg imagine this video but like you make it into a tier list but like the scale is from 'eh, I'll live' to 'I'm going to fly across the country and throw myself into the ocean' or soemthing

[@feeshadrawz]

The “YIPPEE!!” And the “Booyah ✊” KILLED ME. Anyone here who likes Splatoon? 🥺

[@jvtheartisticlank]

fellow cephalopod game enjoyer here 🐙🦑

[@Vintage-San]

Also a fellow squid game fan, though I cant play ranked for the life of me lol

[@monbub]

hello yes I do enjoy splatoon

[@Burgercat55]

Meeeeeee

[@gobarber2]

Omg me!!

[@cr1msxn]

i love the music when youre reading the comment that instantly stops when you make a comment

[@jefft8597]

Not Even Sister Lucinda. Has a nice ring to it although.

[@OliasMusic]

I had someone profess their love to me right after hooking up (it was our first time meeting), and they spent an hour talking about what our future could look like 😭… we never spoke again

[@slug3542]

People who talk like news reporters are the best at least I can tell what they’re saying because they have clear tone indicators that I can pick up on

[@susanjohnson6276]

*Thankyou* for asking "Remember when I used to be afraid to cuss?" Yes! I remember it! You are amazing! Your LPM (laugh per minute ratio) is higher than anyone else's. *Booyah!*

[@cheesebatto]

Yippee!!

[@amritasreepadini8511]

Yea booyah for me

[@blameitoncapitalism]

These stories are TERRIFYING. And like... I'm gonna vent, sorry. I just wanted to say that, as a Demi Bi girl, I kinda hate that our queer community is is very Hookup centered. I'm so not interested in that. I wish everything was less s3x centered. But guess that's just me. Being a light skinned, skinny, young, afro Latina Bi woman, it's very easy for people to sexualize me, even though I'm almost very covered, to the point people (yes the same people) always assume I'm a devout Christian. I'm absolutely not. I hate it in here lol A hook up seems like a nightmare to me, even when it goes right

[@Baer99Z]

I relate to this so much honestly, not 100% sure if I'm demi or what but I AM NOT a hookup person at all just in general. It seems so weird to me that most people seem to assume everyone would be okay with hookups? I mean there's nothing wrong with them ofc but dude it takes me like at least a week to even trust someone enough to share my music taste with them-

[@blameitoncapitalism]

​@@grantmoore2515 honey sorry, when did I say I only noticed that now? like damn. You don't need to be that patronizing. k chill with the condescending tone. I've been here for a while lol I'm just talking about it here cuz it's kinda the theme of the video.

[@blameitoncapitalism]

​@@Baer99Zright??? lol didn't think anyone would relate to this comment, thanks for sharing

[@Baer99Z]

@@blameitoncapitalism Tbh, on the internet (especially dating apps) It's pretty damn hard to find anyone not hookup focused, but in my experience irl is VERY different. I mean, when I was younger I once went to a summer camp for queer people and the vast majority of people I met there were ace or demi. Ig it just really depends on the format, dating when queer is still difficult in general though /:

[@Baer99Z]

@@grantmoore2515 No offense but referring to being gay as a "life style" is an immediate red flag in my book.

[@bae5872]

"Master of the bation" LMFAOOOOO???

[@ek0dev]

I read that right as she said that lol Crazy when this kind of timing happens

[@robertbernard9546]

Another straight male viewer here. Middle-aged too. Betcha didn't see that coming huh? Found your channel while randomly surfing booktok videos. Subscribed because of the obvious reasons: you're entertaining, super articulate, funny, and bright/smart. Love the content, especially the little skits that you include and the funny outtakes at the ends of your vids. Keep up the great work.

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

10:30 that one sounds like they got taken advantage of

[@桜_秋ちゃん]

THANK YOU OMG!

[@EsmeMV19]

The way her face changed so fast when she saw the $50 were for a plan b 😭😭16:14

[@septiceye_3706]

Honestly, this was SO fun to watch!! Please, a part 2 is needed!!

[@AURORAstuff]

agree

[@rx500android]

Thank GOD I am not the hookup type. Because I just KNOW I would have the messiest stories 😭

[@monbub]

tbh if I were in any of these situations I would up and leave the moment I notice something weird

[@Caroline-qj7fq]

I'd just die of cringe

[@thisismyusername4569]

21:23 LITERALLY ME when I had my first date with my bf, I told him “do you know that I dance?” and I did a whole heels routine to “Hit Different” by Sza. No reaction from him LOL. Mind you, him and I were sleep deprived bc we were out clubbing the night prior 🤣

[@adore.eclipze]

crocheting while watching this video. dropped my hook in shock at 1:05. WTFFFF

[@Poopiedoopie3]

No literally same

[@adore.eclipze]

@@Poopiedoopie3 YAYAYYAY

[@HiHighChuuFrom-Loona]

2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK???? MY GENEROUS QWEEN

[@AngelWOWIE]

17:34 MY LITTLE PONY? WHAT. THAT IS SO TRAUMATISING TO READ- I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE IT MUSTVE BEEN IN IRL

[@alwaysaslav]

These stories remind me why I'm not trying to have hookups or dates, but I'm reminded of my weirdest hookup: at a friend's birthday party I kept chatting with a guy for a while, when we decided to head to the back of the house. There we started kissing and touching until for some reason he just leaves, and I went to talk to a seemingly friend of his if he knows what happened because I couldn't find him, and he tells me that the guy has a gf ☠️ And when I confronted him, aside from saying that if I had known that I would have not flirted and kissed him, he says that he has always being cheated on and he never wanted someone else to feel what he felt... To this day I just don't understand.

[@CaptainCJ97]

What

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

your story that you included at the end made me CRY LAUGHING I CANTFJFHDS the "wrong hole? sorry!" I had tears in my eyes

[@Feliciakeks]

As a mlp artist I'd like to say that there are a lot of weirdos out there and even I am still traumatized of them even tho I was already exposed a lot to that kind of art and animatons unwillingly... People can be very, VERY weird, pls leave kids shows alone guys, thank you

[@LK-my3wq]

The bottoms poster is everything

[@nicknaylor9895]

Straight guy here, I have a story like the one at 22:33. I met a girl on a dating app, we talked for a bit, she wanted to hook up so I went to her place. We do it, and it's pretty meh because as it turns out she's basically a 29 y.o. virgin. Whatever, neither of us were unhappy with the actual encounter. We start talking because I was kind of into her and I was trying to give her a chance (not my usual type, kind of a sad-girl artistic type). She goes into how she got such a late start and why she's in her words a sad girl: she's in love with a guy who is in love with someone else. She says I'm just gonna be a pleasant distraction. Needless to say, I was pretty floored. I kinda said thanks but no thanks and went about my life. But honestly, I respected the honesty then and I still respect it now. She gave me an out and the opportunity to make a choice. I chose not to pursue her and we parted on ok terms. But yeah, hearing that was wild.

[@tunnedra4181]

11:45 OMG IM ACTUALLY DYING THE SOUND EFFECT GOT ME 😭😭😭

[@Piiiiiiiiit]

someone i know told me a story abt when she was kind of trying to coach a fwb of hers thru eating someone out for the first time. After telling him that just a little graze of teeth goes along way, the mf takes this to its logical extreme and fucking- bites her 🐱. Long story short it got infected and she had to drag herself to the damn college health clinic in the morning for someone to look at💀

[@tangerineslice]

that's terrifying wtf

[@e.s.r5809]

Oh. No. Oh no.

[@stix.ed1tz]

"Who is Lucinda?!" **aggressively stares in Sofia The First fan**

[@kofabillion]

That show made me think all purple flowers were poisonous at one point in life omg

[@loganmiller7827]

Not straight male viewer here :) since you said you assume your male viewers are mostly not straight lol. I'm here to be the confirmation bias

[@ukatchukun243]

Emily might not be a serial killer but she's still slaying 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻👑👑👁️👄👁️👑👑

[@NosManJr]

As a person with massive trust issue I only imagine how many of these stories are gonna me made up malarkey (Emily has creative subscribers) But I'm here for It! (I'm sat)

[@asspimples]

i had an ex that was roughly the same shape as a shiitake mushroom. on a side note, i hear the "yippe vs boo yeah" argument, and raise you "yee yee vs owo"

[@VeryYesGood]

Yee yee clears

[@alexvaughn3834]

Not sure about "Yippee" or "Booyah", but when I'm with someone and I start getting flustered/shy or if they do something unexpected I tend to reactively say "Oh boy." Like, in a squeak. It's super embarrassing, but I've been told it's endearing so idk

[@Nevaeh_Jackson]

Dang Emily, you're on a roll with your upload schedule

[@AwesomeDoritos]

OMG ITS BEEN 4 DAYS YOU POSTED SO QUICK IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH AHHHHH

[@f3rnsdomain]

SAME :DD

[@cigamspargle]

Your content is getting better. You're definitely coming into your own and letting your personality come through and I love it

[@Danika0Love]

Devastated to find there isn’t a part 2 yet. Also the answer is booyah. 100% I will not elaborate.

[@potatochend7781]

Definitely a part 2 please 😫

[@ChuuyaS1mp]

2 videos in a week?? Are mother is keeping us fed!!