The Team Fortress 2 Toes Update - VNN Archive (02/11/2043)

[@thepassionategamer6708]

Jazz swiftly danced across fluffy apple echo whispered galaxy pineapple rainbow shimmered cricket window jovially curious meadow bubble soaring unicorn shadow bicycle harmony river mysterious laughter.

[@pygzig]

man why are they updating this game when neon prime is still broken. pls fix.

[@elementalsheep2672]

The NP player problem is getting worse, when will us bots finally get to play without real players ruining every match

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

Preach brother, preach ​@@elementalsheep2672

[@TheRealWalterClements]

Sick of bots for real. They need to fix VAC3.

[@luigi9458]

tyler mcvicker has artificially extended his life through the use of AI technology

[@newagetapes]

23 years isn't that far from now

[@luigi9458]

@@newagetapes he sounds exactly the same

[@MrPatters]

It’s amazing what brain interfacing can do. Back in 2005 Valve just sent Bill Van Buren to my house to try and saw off my toes manually.

[@timothymckane6362]

"It is a toe-tal game changer!" ~ Tyler McVicker, VNN 2043

[@lordvader6481]

I think 6 years of no major updates finally broke him.

[@GruM_fgt]

can't wait for someone smarter than me to decrypt this, it's gonna be a fun story for later and lots of fun for people into the ARG shenanigans

[@cyberafterlife]

this will greatly impact the toe economy

[@frankwest5388]

This “guns for toes” advert feels like something that MannCo did in universe, after multiple people blew their feet off

[@c4ns3r53]

This literally the level of crackhead shenanigans that Tyler used to be. This is perfect.

[@Getlucky12]

Finally, Valve is making every weapon in TF2 an NFT

[@linusdickens4767]

Can somebody explain what the fuck is going on

[@ericpeterson6520]

It sounds AI generated, though whether it's just a gag or some kind of ARG idk

[@traindoctor]

@@ericpeterson6520 this is not AI generated at all the intonation is very subtle and clear. Tyler is doing a bit and it's 10/10.

[@ericpeterson6520]

​@@traindoctor AI written, Tyler clearly did the narration himself

[@passivelySCREAMING]

finally, i’ve been waiting for my toes to have purpose other than helping me walk.

[@TheSangreT]

Tyle, you're scaring the kids

[@Woodraine]

Cant wait for the NeuroDeck 2, though. Feels like NeoGabeN (Of course, we All know the story of how racing legend Logan Newell collided with his father in a freak accident and only top surgeons could only save their “lives” by attaching them to a computer at the same time, creating a fusion of the two consciousnesses.) is finally listening to fans! F-STOP episode 2 looks good as well, same thing with Barney Bonanaza 1.2379. Still waiting for Half-Life 3, though. Hopefully with their new engine, “IRLSource”’s SDK.

[@Splarkszter]

here's a hidden message here but i don't have the skills to decode it.

[@TheYoxiz]

this sounds like gpt

[@420Messiah-MusiKit]

I hope you talk about scout's ingrown toenail, it's an insane change that I haven't seen people talk about

[@hunterlyre]

Why are you showing such old footage? How come you aren't using the Rattlegun? No poison damage?

[@ryangoldstrich7334]

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

[@ludokrus3564]

i wish they would make half life 4 instead of this bs. #toesforbros #mytoesmyrights

[@PalaceDude]

Tyler about to upload his consciousness into a giant robot that shitposts VNN content.

[@aser55868683]

Don't do drugs, kids

[@lefszycic]

Classic Dracula Blunder

[@Rukir]

what did i stumble on to

[@kevinlockwood1434]

I gotta say.... I kinda miss the VNN days

[@G.A.N.]

Did he lost a bet or something?

[@PebsBeans]

any updates on Neon Third?

[@quati_nasua]

Awsome lmao

[@BlueHSomething]

NOO I JUST WOKE UP AND THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL

[@redscarfinfinite9743]

I would let Tyler be an ai construct killing me because of a broken relic chip

[@realdanon_224]

So what about NP2, it's already been about six months since the last neopass

[@unflexian]

TOASTTTTT

[@MrDirt]

Hey Tyler, Dirt is my name. ;D How did this video end up in my recommended feed? I don’t think I ever visited your second channel here? Is this a shelved April Fools video?

[@fireflyhighh]

What hud is that damn

[@JohnRDVSMarston]

Smooth feet

[@BulbousPage223]

ai mcvicker

[@octmari]

vnn arg real

[@theonetruefunkmaster]

is this some sort of ARG?

[@lame_lema]

wha

[@amirlator]

Disappointed from this update , maybe the do better at Sex update this jissmax

[@NoName-st5so]

what?

[@paszczun7959]

ai generated video

[@Giveupgiveupgiveupgiveup]

Aren’t jokes meant to be funny?

[@Feasco]

they are when your ability to understand jokes isn't surgically removed

[@Giveupgiveupgiveupgiveup]

@@Feasco nice bit of projection there bud

[@Feasco]

@@Giveupgiveupgiveupgiveupi'm not the one getting angry at jokes

[@Giveupgiveupgiveupgiveup]

@@Feasco who said I’m angry?