The Therapist Returns

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00:00 - I Will Fix You
0:53 - Office Cleaning Lady Obsession
1:44 - Counseling an AI
3:41 - Embarrassing Addiction
4:51 - Stop Sending Me Fan-Fiction
7:21 - In Love with Priest
8:21 - Slipping my Husband some Supplements
11:05 - Keep it in the Family

[@griffinfolse354]

Thank God, I can finally stop going to my therapist now that he’s back

[@collinberryhill964]

Dead ass me too

[@griffinfolse354]

This is the only therapy I need

[@user-dc9up2fh8i]

I never even scheduled my first appointment I'm so poor n fiending. Thx for coming back ndawg

[@emma-sk3jw]

I had to cancel my therapy appointment yesterday and then Noel uploaded this. Amazing.

[@od8904]

Stopped taking my meds already

[@ilya8132]

0:53 The way he's getting sexually harassed and casually says "how do I end this without causing any friction at work" is sad sad sad. When it said seduction, I thought he meant it was working (which I am still acknowledging as inappropriate). Mama's need to be fired.

[@lalailm]

Funny bc if genders were reversed, male staff hitting on female manager like that , shit would have already gone down

[@kadables1823]

The one about the husband not wanting to have sex was oddly super insightful 😂 Shit got real for a second there

[@UtopiaMotley]

For a second? Yo that shit was disturbing asf. And not really insightful, like I think the only thing I learned was horny females are just as dangerous as horny men...

[@charstevens2686]

I question the wife. She's worried she'll cheat when all she'd have to do is NOT do that. And spiking her husband. She's got bigger problems than her husband's unit.

[@violondon8776]

@@charstevens2686 I would have to disagree just because I lived this with my ex husband. for 4 years he made me feel horrible for wanting to have sex and it destroyed my self esteem and made me feel crazy when I eventually found out he was just jacking off to porn all the time and meeting other girls online... If your partner cannt communicate and discuss important subjects like sex, thats really messed up. Don't agree of course with her thinking to slip meds to her husband without his knowledge.. I thought that was maybe a joke? lol

[@dennisbergkamp1553]

@@charstevens2686you ever experienced sexual frustration?

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

@@charstevens2686legit like idk how serious she is but that is an INSANE thing to say about ur husband

[@LydiaReneeDarling]

“I know this email address has my full government name, but I’m not willing to make a new one just for this” I deeply identify, thank you for sharing your beautiful story

[@jackiegarland1222]

The man who promotes better help, offering the most chaotic therapy sessions ever for ONLY FIVE DOLLARS. I know which one I’m picking 🤔

[@Laurenmcd202]

Well he has the same license as “therapists” on Better Help…none lol

[@RNG-999]

BetterHelp is not a good place to find a therapist or go for therapy. It is not good. It's a bad sponsor. It only has a platform because KZbinrs/influencers needing money from sponsorships so they promote the shady company.

[@Emeralsha]

Yea licensed therapist here. If you've had a shit experience with better help, you're not alone by a long shot. If it's worked for you, great, but I've heard more horror stories than anything good from them. Please don't give up on therapy just cause of them!

[@soren1840]

@@Emeralshayeah BetterHelp was under fire a couple years ago for not using licensed therapist and all the KZbinr stopped doing ads for them. It’s pretty weird seeing it brought up again. Gotta get that bag I guess

[@Emeralsha]

@@soren1840 oh wow, I had no idea. I feel like I've never stopped seeing ads for them, which sucks but yea I get they're probably a high paying sponsor

[@elin_]

She's considering drugging and r*ping her boyfriend instead of just talking to him about what's going on!? That is INSANELY problematic!!

[@UtopiaMotley]

Problematic? Jesus, if it was a woman you know you'd call it fcking sick and depraved and that she needs to be locked up.

[@nyxx7813]

Women be talking and shopping bro cardi b got away with it 😂 just wait till you realize that women are racist and like capable of wrong doing.

[@SharkFishFace]

That’s understating it a bit. It’s criminal.

[@elin_]

@@SharkFishFace yes it is

[@saturnal]

So problematic that it might even constitute a problem

[@Deeplebeeple]

Why did Noel give real sex advice ? Still kept it funny but accurate

[@krv3]

I'd pay to see 5$ sexologist noel

[@anawaz189]

He gave real advice for most of the vid honestly 😭

[@beltaya276]

homegirl was going to drug her husband he had to step in holy shh

[@Deeplebeeple]

@@beltaya276 Yeah he read this out loud and was attempting to stop crime

[@ddskye]

I’m in the exact same situation rn (minus the drugging lmao) so I’m so glad he did tbh 😭

[@Maya-Hayden]

The Hispanic accent for that athlete doctor story actually killed me 💀💀💀💀

[@Rei_geDo]

Ong I was playing that shit on repeat

[@Uchiha320]

Bro fr the way he put a Hispanic accent for a soccer player 💀

[@KatnaHG27]

sounds like all of my primos lmfao

[@KylaBStallings]

The practicing counseling on AI is kind of smart tho!

[@SareBear2000]

I love when he asked if the Roomba was overworked 🤣

[@daniel.lennon]

Fr. I kinda wanna try it now LMFAO

[@riverr1002]

Knowing Noel is obsessed with playing Csgo from the podcast makes that one about the kid playing Csgo so much funnier

[@WillHellmm]

Plus the csgo market place somehow does better than the stock market. I wish I realized that when I was younger, selling skins

[@GingerSnaps13]

The one with the nympho wife actually needs help, she ain’t even bringing up any communication pathways, they are only thinking about drugging the dude or whole cheating and she ain’t even worried about it being morally wrong she just don’t wanna go to jail

[@lidiagizaw3828]

she said she asked him to fuck multiple times .how else do u want her to communicate ?

[@dd-sl4ev]

probably because the husband is cheating. not sure y’all are so hell bent to blame the woman.

[@GingerSnaps13]

@@dd-sl4ev he might be it’s just what she said was not okay

[@blanddull6881]

​@@dd-sl4evhow do you know the husband's cheating?

[@nekorina9011]

@@dd-sl4evi mean, her first thought of a solution is to spike his food/drink which im pretty sure would count as rape, so i'm not super inclined to be on her side based on that...especially considering how fucked it would be if a man did that

[@jynxiebaby5137]

I used to work as a manager in a sex shop.. and the amount of people who came in and asked me the best way to "sneak supplements" into their partners food/drinks is absolutely insane. At first I was like "you cant be serious", but at some point I was so concerned for these people that if the person mentioned it more than once I would tell them that I couldnt sell them any supplements because I couldnt be an accomplice in them poisoning their partner. Which like.. could very well happen??? If you dont know that theyre allergic to an ingredient you just dosed them with, youre fucked. And some of them have side effects that can really fuck people up. My bestie and I made a lil deal. We'd each take a supplement meant for the opposite sex.. (which, its all the same, its just fucking marketing bc a panther makes you feel powerful and a kitty makes you feel seductive, just the same shit different animal, ya know), anyways, so his went well. I took one and in the middle of sex I had a complete and total breakdown because my vision turned *completely blue*. It was terrifying even when I KNEW it was possible. Imagine that happening out of nowhere and you dont know why because you didnt do anything different??? Youd probably think you were having a stroke or something. Moral of the story: dont be a fucking creep, stop trying to dose your partner, have a nice lil conversation and maybe buy a sex toy.

[@c4productions951]

Did his vision turn pink??

[@jynxiebaby5137]

@c4productions951 lmao no it did not, but that would have been hilarious

[@tsrenis]

Yeah you gotta be careful with that stuff. You don't know what's in them and the ingredients are often inaccurate

[@Skepticalraven]

Noel giving legit advice is scaring me

[@MaigeTheWizard]

a sign of the times my friend

[@thedamnguy2896]

I am so glad Nole is back at it and pumping us full of his hot and sticky knowledge

[@alioh7615]

Nole 😂

[@MaigeTheWizard]

im gonna go bleach my eyes

[@HumeAnn]

Nole

[@FatimaCastro-mk1qg]

IM DEAD

[@natedowell1262]

Raise it to 10$ therapy to account for inflation

[@jamilapendi3287]

😂😂😂

[@kdog5471]

100% inflation?!?! Lmao

[@samrivv1709]

noel providing affordable therapy for those who really need it. bless him

[@whynotskate6328]

Honestly the advice Noel gave for why the husband may not want to have sex was extremely accurate lol I always prepare for the worst advice from him so I was pleasantly surprised

[@sofireyez8187]

“peanut butter works with my dog” took me out LMAO

[@janedangg]

Somehow there’s always a “keep it in the family” segment in Noel’s $5 therapy lol

[@_Jay_Maker_]

"Afraid of spiders? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Domestic troubles? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Difficutly keepin' 'it' up? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em."

[@leilajones1258]

Our boy stacking up and standing on the $5 to finally be as tall as Aleena

[@monta3136]

noel posting makes my toes curl

[@coldwetfrog]

oh!

[@juliamyburg8935]

😦

[@scrmblguy]

Me kicking my feet up and down with glee whenever nole posts:

[@BertoBeats]

Bruh

[@maysilversi8253]

um!

[@LuSiaisirritated]

The soccer player impression had me hollering.

[@hightunnel2723]

It’d be dope if you got Alana to do a sound byte going “dr Miller will see you now” in the beginning

[@noahjeidson]

my therapist is on vacation, so i need this rn

[@thewayshelovedyou]

MINE IS TOO

[@leechase9037]

SAME

[@courtneya2207]

Noel being more qualified and helpful than those on betterhelp

[@individualist-oj6yj]

As a psychology student, I have to say this is the most effective counseling I’ve ever seen

[@thatsnotgabi]

i’m applying to grad school for clinical psychology rn and i’ll be sure to put this in my cv, thanks for the free hours noel

[@Genxii17]

Noel talking down to the guy buying csgo skins like he doesn’t sneak off when Alena goes to bed to get a couple rounds in

[@harmonsonbaker2681]

Noel was wayyy too prepared for the intimacy issues question

[@ohlordygeorgie3259]

I mean she was gonna cheat or commit a crime by drugging him so man was trying to step in lmao

[@levikellett4308]

The priest one is literally just the plot of Fleabag

[@aguiebakes6821]

10:08 please check his thyroid! My husband developed hyperthyroidism and I can promise I was the same as you describe, horny all the time but got no drive from him, and when we did get intimate, it wasn't as satisfactory as it'd been before... other symptoms come with it depending on his levels, please talk about it and go get some blood work done. Noone deserves to go to bed horny and unsatisfied 😚

[@maarrriiiiaaaaa]

As an actual therapist, I’m CACKLING between sessions.

[@AlbornozVEVO]

she went through 4 years of college, 4 years of med school, 3 years of residency, a year of fellowship, half a million dollars in debt she's still paying off, so of course she's willing to lose her license for a 24 year old dude with an active imagination.

[@hudsonllc1739]

Bro where tf is noel, I need an upload

[@captaind0ugwash]

havent seen my psychiatrist in a year so this will do thank you

[@realleon2328]

Yo if ur having problems u should reach out soon bc winter and the holidays have a tendency to exacerbate issues

[@LottieDeLuscious]

Same it cured my bipolar

[@gzuz4148]

I binged this series like 2 days ago lets gooooo

[@kittyscreativecorner]

He gave such genuine and helpful advice for the last one, I appreciate it

[@kendallarmstrong619]

currently getting my masters and these sessions will help me graduate early! thx dr miller for all the great advice ❤

[@HeisenbergFam]

Noel is so kind he can solve all of your problems for just $5, the therapist we all need

[@bigoof234]

you’re gettin lazy, heinz be lil more creative

[@MaigeTheWizard]

i don't know who you are but you be makin ROUNDS my brother I see you in the comments of every video i watch and i'm concerned

[@chargles.]

bro get off yt😭

[@chargles.]

it doesn’t even track your comment likes😭 it’s not like you’re farming karma😭

[@sneakinsam]

jesus christ bro, you’ve gotten much funnier lmao. idk if it’s the stand up scene or what but damn hahaha

[@stueyphone]

Never stop doing these, this is my favorite series.

[@noahmay7708]

We not gonna talk about that lady saying "peanut butter works for my dog" like wtf we just gonna move past that?

[@nerd26373]

We appreciate how well you articulate your own insights. Keep up the good work.

[@jamilapendi3287]

I laughed a little too hard at the perks of wallflower part 😂😂

[@curlykiersten]

doing my makeup for work and i see this posted 45 secs ago i cannot thank you enough

[@rabbi4skin666]

How long until Noel's CS2 inventory leaks and we find out that session was just him talking to himself.

[@krv3]

This is probably the best episode so far

[@aForceOfOne]

YAY a new video I can rewatch 10 more times until he uploads a new one

[@asmaaasmaa8405]

Honestly, this is acc good advice. Noel, you are truly wise a man!

[@victorliebenberg1979]

love how the first bunch is just LOLs and then the last one is like actually good advice

[@omgronnyy]

just what i needed

[@matthewpatrick5139]

Thanks for being real about the low T dude. It’s tough shit!

[@Jacksxb]

I missed my real therapy session so thank god I have Noel

[@williamsimpson2777]

Make $5 therapy a constant! Always a good watch :)

[@jamilapendi3287]

Well even though every youtuber sponsers better help; which for years now has been called out (corrupt). (sorry Noel & Cody).... This is the best

[@julianjolts5050]

It’s hard seeing other people live out your dreams

[@diaaaaanaaaaa]

Hell yea we're back

[@may-ym5si]

my therapist just called in sick for the next 4 weeks, perfect timing

[@HallucinatingHedgehogs]

How tf do they know they’re gonna be sick for a whole ass month!?

[@Getsadandstuff]

uploaded exactly when i got home 🔮

[@thatpaperbagguy5245]

Woah wtf been watching this guy on shorts and I just got to the end of the video and hear the most fire shii I’ve ever heard

[@dumbartsupremacy6025]

did someone literally just submit the fleabag season 2 plot??? lmao

[@mcnoodles3010]

Finally someone said it. Had it in the back of my mind the whole time.

[@calebdaniels1231]

I actually jumped when I saw that spider at the beginning

[@vanib23]

The way that horny wife’s possible solutions were so unhinged, even Noel had to dial it back & give some sound advice is actually insane. Let’s all date people we’re not scared to talk to 🤪🤝😘. Thanks for being you Noel❤️🫡

[@rachelkoiks]

10:21 That Taylor Lautner move 😂

[@actionjackson3522]

As someone living in the U.S., it feels good to know that at least my therapy costs only $5.00

[@N.D._Kaye]

Thanks!

[@marcowo3226]

The sex-drive lady one is insane lmaooo bro needs to get the fuck outta there

[@FentanylAbuser]

Bro actually gave good advice with the supplement one lol

[@ezrarose5922]

I'm glad this counts towards my own degree, I get to skip school tonight!

[@jaygatsbing]

im 20 and gaming more lately, needed that "grow up" from you

[@hennauwu8669]

this is actually good

[@yamotha8317]

Noel I was having a terrible night thank you

[@ratchet_ricky3232]

Thank you for the birthday upload chief

[@listenboi]

Happy birthday

[@gamej18]

Now this is what I like to see

[@queencabbage3689]

superb first few seconds

[@specterMV]

Well said

[@IsaiahSenku]

HE'S BACK!!!

[@lucasfleming3114]

the chapters omfg

[@genrecritical]

ive been in and out of therapy my entire adult life, none so competent or soothing as Dr Noel Miller PhD

[@stueyphone]

Noel is so kind, he offers $5 therapy but nobody ever actually pays him

[@kelso_]

Another hit

[@chefffs]

bro I love your therapist shit

[@kristen_8718]

hey noel just wanted to say you're welcome for laughing!

[@GingerBoiJaz]

hey noel! I just learned a new word from tiktok, I just want you to know that I edge to your videos!

[@__-se3tf]

I've never clicked a video so fast. I love this series!!

[@eugenehenkel]

still the sickest outro ever made

[@nadyaif3972]

Woah Noel's eyes looking like that Jasper from twilight lol

[@WanZerReVieW]

Let’s get it

[@ds11118]

Dr. Noel Miller, PhD (pretty hot doctor)

[@DecsterDM]

Left Cody’s video for this no cap

[@christianvettraino775]

Legit tho for the first dude just getting sexually harassed just block her and maybe get someone new lmao Also the doctor like be so fuckin serious that shit is prolly practice for writing reddit stories

[@kiarasimone123]

3:34 it’s a whole thing called body brokering😂

[@thvnr_5128]

I got fever dreams of Noel rocking my kid in my sleep

[@carolineclaiborne1926]

not me doing my seminary homework while watching this

[@katarinahatch]

my therapist canceled on me the past two weeks so this is a great alternative 😀

[@BlondeTiger]

Can't wait to become a $5 therapist lol

[@kgc.20]

seeing perks of being a wallflower in a noel video was.. shocking to say the least

[@haleyjade3216]

Wish my therapist was this upfront

[@bunny5728]

Noel looks like bald Jafar in this video