The Thirstiest Man On TikTok

[@ona3779]

Men telling women that they're adorable when they're angry send me into a rage, I hate it, it's so disgusting and dismissive and invalidating

[@micnik3573]

Ikr. I cant even describe how much I hate that

[@Tera_totally]

Me too, I hate that so much!

[@MilaniaMalibu]

Yes and the fucking “guiding her to the chair”. Something about the way he said that just makes me angry

[@Tera_totally]

@@MilaniaMalibu I felt so uncomfortable imagining that! If someone did that to me I'd push their hands off me

[@8BLOO8]

I know! And the thing is when someone says that you can’t show you’re pissed about it because then they’ll just say something like “see you’re proving my point right now cause you’re so cute!”

[@kristheblueberry2319]

He's literally saying that he will abuse you and trying to make it sound cute. "Can't talk to anyone but me" that's abuse. "Call and message you all the time" that's abuse. Like that's literally what my abuser would do.

[@anishinaabae]

came here to say this! as a vulnerable teen i totally fell for this shit because i mistakenly believed it was ~sOooOOo romantic~ fortunately i was able to leave the relationship 8 months in, but those months were hell. i'm happy to hear you made it out, too!

[@catnamedcat6850]

THANK YOU.

[@maggiedk]

This is what I was gonna say. He literally just lists red flags for emotional abuse. Yeah, he would be a bad fucking boyfriend, I have PTSD from a dude whose behavior started off like this.

[@bigwendigo2253]

That’s exactly what this guy makes me think of, red flags everywhere.

[@caitlinjopepe541]

That's why even if this is an insane satire it's awful, he's normalizing this shit

[@_ikako_]

"I'm a dude and i'm going to tell you what women like" yeah, i'm sure you have nothing but great advice

[@aezidoubleu]

Fr

[@merrilloshaughnessy1154]

Women love it when you touch their lower back to “guide” them, especially if you’re a male stranger. Definitely do that. They love it.

[@lilyslusher]

@@yoselina8951 aw hell naw

[@_zone7372]

@@merrilloshaughnessy1154 Someone's dad did this to me in high school when I went to see a school play, he wanted to get out of the row and gently pushed me out of the way with the small of my back and I did not like it. Some months ago I was standing on a narrow sidewalk trying to cross the street and some random old dude grabbed my shoulders and moved me to get around. I'm someone who doesn't even like being touched by family members, especially without asking first, so these types of occurences definitely leave me feeling somewhat violated.

[@jeremyrosal6049]

@@_zone7372 - I don't get what is so difficult about learning to just not touch people!

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

I got so used to the squeaky voice Nick put on him, that whenever he’d take it off, he sounded pitch shifted.

[@qwirt8204]

I thought he genuinely sounded like that😭

[@mothboy420]

@@qwirt8204 same 😭😭😭

[@kailajensen1021]

Same

[@kcdguides-j3q]

I did too! Lol

[@dinospumoni5611]

I thought the tiktoks were originally pitch shifted

[@Anna-19928]

“first time I’ve ever covered my cup around a tiktok” holy shit

[@thando2c]

Oh my gosh😭✋🏽 I'm screaming!

[@rahella5144]

I don't get it ?

[@Anna-19928]

@@rahella5144 they basically mean they feel unsafe, like they need to cover their drink so this guy doesn’t spike it

[@MeusChapeus]

Best comment of 2021 😭

[@reidbead7196]

the one that said "no this is just emotional abuse"

[@froggy120]

it really pisses me off how during those 'things that are unintentionally hot' videos he lists really common actions, which implies that most things girls do are inherently sexual. i don't want anyone sexualizing me just because i put my hair up and down or just because i shimmy down a skirt or something,. we shouldn't have to avoid every day things because of these men.

[@micnik3573]

Exactly. Lmfao at him making a video about how women dont like to be called "hot" then objectifying anything women do a second later

[@saltoftheegg]

You don't have to avoid everyday things, you just have to accept the immutable fact that sometimes people find other people attractive. It's not weird or disrespectful, it's not something we can or should try to control. What we should and can control is the way we act in the face of those feelings. It's not okay to impose a sexual situation on an individual who hasn't consented, it's perfectly normal and healthy to talk about general habits that you find attractive. This guy had some pretty crazy Tik Toks, but that one shouldn't have been controversial.

[@vroomvroom999]

@@saltoftheegg attractive isn't the same as hot. sexualizing isn't okay, finding a person attractive is really different.

[@xsaturnsatinx244]

@@saltoftheegg So what you are saying is that sexualizing basic actions is ok and that we should try to control our emotions when we are told that the basic action is 'hot'? Finding something attractive and sexualizing are two different things. What this man is doing is sexualizing. Sexualizing isn't ok in any situation!

[@saltoftheegg]

@@xsaturnsatinx244 You’ll understand when you’re older. Hopefully. Or you’ll just be really repressed.

[@xiiiskrrt]

Let's respect the fact that Nick is destroying his youtube reccomended for the content

[@aezidoubleu]

A true hero

[@cragorichard]

what a king, his youtube and tiktok have to be fucked by now lol

[@kassiekelnhofer3544]

I mean he could be using incognito mode…

[@ICantStopTheNoises]

@@kassiekelnhofer3544 Incognito doesn’t do shit😂

[@kassiekelnhofer3544]

@@ICantStopTheNoises obviously. But unless you sign into KZbin it doesn’t mess with your recommended videos.

[@bojomoonlight]

this guy is the poster child for unhealthy, codependent and overprotective relationships ☝🏼

[@liviwaslost]

This guy is the definition of a “nice guy”.

[@snakes7303]

Yup.

[@glamglam8347]

definition of fanfiction boyfriend. lemme romanticize every toxic trait about me bc Im iN lOvE.

[@pixelplantz]

🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@glamglam8347 to be the devil's advocate, atleast it's fictional and if you look for it you would find plently of less popular but more healthy takes on relationships (also most authors are self aware and it's beautiful to see)

[@kristinpatton1018]

That tattoo gives me strong "my sixteen year old friend gave this to me with an unsanitary needle while chilling in my parents basement" vibes.

[@supakawaii69]

oof *personally attacked*

[@adriantruesdale6173]

Not me doing that tn

[@themyofmy]

@@supakawaii69 bruh

[@themyofmy]

@@adriantruesdale6173 i-

[@jungtothehuimang]

And it got extremely infected and he was in hospital for a week with hepititus

[@Sybergobnz]

“Grab her and don’t let her go” that’s a good way to lose an eye with me, bud. I’ve got teeth and trauma and i will fight back

[@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065]

i like your pfp

[@anedavanheerden5707]

Teeth and trauma the most powerful weapon they possessed to defeat the not so powerful villain that stood in front of them

[@mau6068]

THAT QUOTE WAS SO FUCKING RAW I LOVE IT

[@kiralonely]

That's a good way to lose your vitality to a steel-toed boot or a knee to the groin, because of similar reasons.

[@pokaay3163]

@@kiralonely sounds like a lawsuit for that boot-owner if you ask me

[@carissastaples7973]

I lost it when he started sexualizing women adjusting their skirts 🤡

[@astrangermagi]

RIGHT!! It's like oh shit there's a creep behind me imma pull my skirt down real quick because he's making me uncomfortable and THAT turns him on? Big yikes

[@phoebehunt6012]

Or when he said he gets turned on by women just reaching for something like wtf. I’ll be in the grocery store going to get something and he would probably will be staring at me 🤢

[@matti9208]

And for reaching for things high up like sir I do not need you creamin your jeans over me trying to get a cup from my cupboard

[@micnik3573]

@@matti9208 Seriously, like how tf is that a turn on jfc

[@ghostie2046]

Even just moving your hair is on the list. I do that all the time because it gets in the way or it’s an unconscious thing. I’m sorry dude, I’d like to be able to see and not be sexualized for it. That applies to the glasses thing to.

[@hauntedstorm]

As a gay man, my condolences go to all the straight women. I’m so sorry you have to deal with... this.

[@bethgreen3449]

Naive of you to say "straight" women as though guys like this don't relentlessly pursue gay women just as much (sometimes harder for fetishy sexualised reasons or because they want to be the guy who "turns" the lesbian)

[@pluto5577]

And us bi women still have to deal with this 😞

[@cary1056]

@@bethgreen3449 I think he meant that the mojority of guys like this are straight so straight/bi/pan women who want to date a guy are more likely to run into a guy like this. He wasn't excluding the lesbians that these kinds of men harass.

[@thebasecadet4474]

Thank you :( (not straight but I do date men and have to interact with them on a daily basis rip)

[@baptizednblood6813]

Like gay men don’t act like tools a lot of the time too lol. They’re still men

[@bohemianvampire]

each one of this man’s tiktoks make me more sure I’m a lesbian

[@JasminMiettunen]

Come on, Nick isn’t that bad /j

[@r4tb4st4rd7]

Hell, I’m a gay man and I am SO put off by him LOL

[@fruityzoro]

im a gay man and this guys tiktoks are working as conversion therapy for me

[@MOTHHMAN]

@@r4tb4st4rd7 me too lmaooo

[@justash3665]

i can also confirm this made me even more positive of the fact i’m lesbian

[@dianisea-hh4uf]

I dont even date men but i got the most horrendous vibes from the "its so attractive when they get a little angry" like okay so ur just not gonna take a woman seriously when she's pissed at you??

[@keith720]

I can't even describe how infuriating it is when men do this

[@linneascameraroll]

it is so infuriating

[@datoneweirdo2524]

@@linneascameraroll memento mori

[@kiralonely]

infantilization tbh ugh

[@kiralonely]

@@linneascameraroll memento mori

[@JakeCuster]

That dude rhymed “me” with “me” like 7 times in a row…that was awesome

[@snakes7303]

Rap legend 🥰😍😻😻😍😋😋

[@tidalrush420]

Bro just outsmarted Eminem LMAO 💅💀😩💄🧋👄

[@chattycassiee]

He sounds like every male love interest in a wattpad fanfic written by a depressed 12 year old. 5% of the things he says are somewhat reasonable & the other 95% are not just red flags… they’re giant red billboard signs on the side of busy Los Angeles freeways that disrupt traffic and each cause, at minimum, four car crashes a day.

[@valeria-cg5wy]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@bottleofcrackers2087]

🤣🤣😭

[@AaronYorkYT]

If I was your boyfriend. I’d always call you and text you and never let you leave the house or the room and I’d being really weird all the time because I’d just be staring at you and doing the Arthur fist cause you are my girl and the world can not have you because you are mine. But like love you boo. ;*

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Duuuuuuuude 😂💀

[@AaronYorkYT]

@@awkwardukulele6077 Ya know what. That is a perfect tik tok right there lmao

[@justalittleblue9228]

Damn. Sign me up.

[@themyofmy]

@@justalittleblue9228 😳😳

[@basguette]

is this that one justin bieber song.......?

[@cookiesnbubbles]

He is either thirsty or really trying to capitalize on the teen girl and young woman market who are fed up with being used and ghosted by so VERY OBVIOUSLY pandering to what women want to hear. Like the "I'm a bad boyfriend" was a combination of legitimate abuse red flags mixed in with fake stuff like "I'll say I love you too much, and want everyone to know we're dating"

[@espifreak]

Yuuuuuuuuuup. He's a ghoster looking to be TikTok famous.

[@bb-ih9hg]

he feels the type to 100% cheat on his gf and then punch walls when she finds out

[@lassse6258]

i feel like it’s more older women in loveless marriages than teen girls

[@ava-tf1ni]

Reasons why I would be a bad boyfriend: *I give myself diy cross tattoos in my moms closet, and I may or may not give you one if I have the chance*

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

lmaoooo

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@Okaro Shinn Did you even watch the video 😭

[@kiralonely]

I feel like he's the type to do it to you in your sleep and then act like it's a surprise present.

[@Rawrz013]

watching nick try to figure out if this guy is serious or not is a special kind of funny anxiety lol

[@micnik3573]

lol

[@Cescestreu]

lol

[@forthefrogs]

he's the kind of person in an interview that says his major flaws are having "too high of a work ethic, I just always wanna work!" or "im literally just too punctual. people will think it's weird hahahahahahiremepleasehahaha"

[@themyofmy]

LMAOO

[@maddieb.4282]

“Girls DON’T want to be called hot, they want to be called beautiful!” So he can’t even imagine that a woman might want compliments that are like….. NOT focused on her looks? What about saying she’s intelligent or charismatic or a hard worker or whatever??

[@bellamy-]

or even just her voice dude

[@ray9047]

And what makes the "Girls don't want to be called hot, they wanna be called beautiful!" thing even worse is that he still sexualizes us. You can't claim that it's bad to see a woman in a sexual manner in a normal convo and next minute moan after she adjust her skirt or puts her hair up wtf

[@ChelseyCunningham]

Like I just wanna have my Belle moment where I get to read anything I want and spend time with someone that's really nice instead of being chased down by this sexist, misogynistic brute, y'know?

[@a3u132]

"no one else is talking to you" "I want your friends to know we're together" WHAT FRIENDS. YOU WON'T LET HER HAVE ANY

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

The ones in his head obviously, he's is not well

[@mastermarkus5307]

I love how Nick is in such disbelief that that cross tattoo is real. Like, sorry man, but in my experience, if a guy has a cross tattoo, there's like a 98% chance that it's awful.

[@klc517]

Rewatching the video and was gonna comment this almost word for word. It wouldn't be that hard to fix it either, but he's really walking around like that

[@bloblovlalalulu3422]

Wait, it wasn't drawn?-.. .

[@remwastaken]

i get the vibes that he drew the tatoo himself, then brought it into a shop to get his own drawing tatto'd

[@jainahetheart627]

Idk but the sped up voice seems more natural for him

[@astronaut2317]

The sped up voice makes him sound like Ben Shapiro and it’s funny af

[@thedreammweaver6274]

Small thing but I like how he says “I don’t care if you FORGOT to shave” not “I don’t care if you CHOOSE not to shave.” So like his girl has to shave but it’s fine if she forgets sometimes shfjdjsksjs

[@kiralonely]

I noticed that too, whew, glad I wasn't alone on that. Grody.

[@sophiathefurbst]

It’s so weird to that he’s like bragging abt it, gives me the same vibes as a nice guy saying he’s nice, like, okay, you want an award??

[@Emma-ej5ok]

did you know there's a law in New Mexico, that says women have to get the approval of their husbands to save.......

[@remwastaken]

@@Emma-ej5ok i thought that was about like getting a denture OR a haircut, either of the two i can't recall but not shaving your genitals

[@SirromMorris]

I literally just commented this LIKE FRR

[@samanthahuang5854]

I literally almost screamed “musty” when he winked....its 12am and everyone is asleep 😭

[@mightymeatymech]

*nicki voice* ROACHES!!!

[@texastorture]

I keep laughing at ur comment man holy shit

[@skibiditoiletfan101]

NO CUZ MY FRIEND SHOWED ME FEET PICS DURING LUNCH AND I SCREAMED TO LOUD 😰

[@Freshieroleplays]

the 'reasons i'd be a bad boyfriend' are just calling him out for being possessive... eesg

[@kathrynhamilton860]

Like he's self aware that he's a bad partner not but self aware enough to know it's abuse???

[@jonnybuijze1770]

@@kathrynhamilton860 he's probably trying to do the "hehe I'd love you too much 😘😍🥰" thing but he just ends up being creepy af

[@Freshieroleplays]

@@jonnybuijze1770 its really creepy his behaviour oh my god

[@lancekohler3986]

I literally watch your videos every morning at this point

[@blazingbee]

same lol

[@nickl2854]

It’s a study hall kinda thing for me

[@robertkillingsworth7149]

The best post-work videos

[@arih353]

Dude same-

[@lanaebul1122]

Morning? It’s 7:00pm. Edit: nvm time zones exist

[@arikray7030]

I am VIOLENTLY uncomfortable with the energy in the studio today

[@ariannastemp9798]

Listening to this man talk about things girls do that are unintentionally sexy with AirPods is a new kind of trauma I didn’t need to experience

[@ebonyalexis32]

Saying it's cute when girls get mad is a deal breaker for me How am I supposed to define that as anything but sexist ?

[@user-dm6fn2mr4n]

it also feels super infantilizing

[@raet6375]

@@silviasalinas3006 This!!!

[@myewzek2913]

Yeah they’re basically saying “well what are you gonna do about it? cry? piss your pants?” It’s like just because she can’t physically beat the shit out of you doesn’t mean she ain’t worth listening to.

[@violette7600]

Fr it’s like they’re saying “when you get mad you can’t do anything to me, unlike when I get mad I can literally kill you” like they only perceive anger as important when it’s dangerous or scary

[@ChelseyCunningham]

​@@silviasalinas3006well look at the Charlize Theron interviews she did for "Monster". In one interview, the interviewer asked her "where did all that rage come from?" so Charlize told him "Um, news flash but women....have that." And it just showed me that men don't tend to take female anger seriously

[@pixelplantz]

the type of people who like this behavior are 13 year old girls so this is pretty sus edit: issa joke. coming from someone who also used to be a 13 year old girl and who would've died for an overprotective bf😔💀

[@dirtyraccoon3014]

As a 13 year old girl I’m offended lmao

[@themyofmy]

As a 13 year old who is generally perceived as a girl please leave us out of this 😭

[@jetaimessul]

And most of tiktok is 13 year olds so this is indeed, *pretty sus*

[@folkwhore2452]

i am offended 😭

[@idontexist1966]

Don't undermine 13 year olds like that 😭

[@matti9208]

"Things girls do that are unintentionally sexy" ah yes because we just looove being sexualised over normal everyday things and we never say that ppl should stop that and that we think its creepy🤩

[@beth4928]

This man would have me reaching for the bear spray *SO* fast.

[@sentientplant9658]

nah get the elephant darts lol

[@boop7405]

Yall stopp😭💀

[@danijones8314]

this man is the reason i carry pepper spray lmao

[@averageofficechair]

Dude get the bear *TRAP*

[@masonthejar8890]

wasp spray in my case LMAO go for the eyes

[@DeeKate]

I'm not even dating this man and I wanna break up with him because I'm feeling smothered. It's so important to respect your partners need for time alone. He's overwhelming.

[@sadthyme5519]

I just realized half way through the video his voice is sped up😭

[@lucyt7229]

Same!! It fit so well, I didn't even question it. The moment it got deep I was like...huh?! 🤣

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I, too, was surprised when he stopped sounding like Ben Shapiro

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@yoselina8951 YO, YOSELINA, GO YODELINA YOUR BS SOMEWHERE ELSE

[@wormthirtyfour]

i only noticed when i realised that the tiktok sounds were sped up lmao

[@jungtothehuimang]

I was never under the impression that cishet men asking women for nudes were "after her heart" but ok thanks Zachary

[@SM-yz4hi]

my first thought was “yeah the guys who ask for nudes immediately aren’t doing it bc they think it’s flattering”. Who is the audience for that tik tok supposed to be?

[@jungtothehuimang]

@@SM-yz4hi He either wants to appeal to teenage boys to feel superior than them, or appeal to teen girls who are the only ones who would fall for this, either way very odd.

[@SM-yz4hi]

@@jungtothehuimang i have a strong feeling it’s the second one, with maybe a sprinkle of the first

[@jungtothehuimang]

@@SM-yz4hi yeah I have to agree 🤢 dudes like this are just odd, not to mention out of touch completely with what women actually look for in a partner.

[@kay4329]

I have had to tell so many men not to do that thing where they place their hand on your lower back. And this fool is out here encouraging it.

[@bruhjime2675]

I said "NO" out loud like I know some women don't mind it but some of us do so😬

[@SarahBeirne]

Honestly! And to "guide her to her seat"? That would be so patronising and uncomfortable. Makes me physically cringe.

[@kitj3301]

the comments under his “reasons i’m a bad bf” video are sending me, it’s just women in the comments saying yeah you are a bad bf 😂

[@caranook]

lmao

[@ivylynn6045]

“who’s us? he said us!” *STARES INTENSELY*

[@skyemccready]

the hushed “he said us” voice clip

[@kaiagrove4826]

I looked at the screen after I heard him say it, what a moment 😂

[@jstarrsounds]

he said us

[@daliahmeadow5257]

I thought he was gonna start again I got so scared

[@TheN00bmonster]

He said us

[@alexandriahall2843]

"he said us" nick theres no way you can possibly know how badly I needed that joke. brought such a genuine laugh and ear-to-ear smile to my face, thank you man.

[@ishathakor]

"im a bad boyfriend bc im too nice and girls like bad guys" is a weird way to say "i've never met a woman before"

[@Overseer2579]

Ikr, guys who believe that are so delusional. And they probably think guys like Noah from The Kissing Booth are all women want, when it's the furthest thing from

[@DonnieLouis]

I'd be a bad boyfriend because I'm just too darn perfect and girls want bad relationships. Nailed it bro 🔥🔥🔥

[@thisfeatureisstupidxo]

Everything hurts after seeing just two of these .

[@catis4]

As someone that had a boyfriend that was overprotective and always texting me and wanting to know where I was at anytime, yeah, I can confirm he would be an horrible boyfriend.

[@Phia525]

I love that Nick just cannot accept that this guy has a badly done cross tattoo

[@kimchiandfries4830]

it seems like hes being sincere and has no self awareness. he prolly doesnt even know that then "everybody clapped" is a meme. and his reasons for being a "bad bf" yeah no lie there bc all lowkey abusive behaviors

[@wehavebiscuits]

I think he’s just a grifter with no values making money off of kids

[@kimchiandfries4830]

@@wehavebiscuits oh for sure. I just meant I didn’t think it was a joke. The fact that this is so obviously supposed to draw in teenage girls is sus.

[@bananabrain2996]

"Not all girls like to be called hot, they like to be called gorgeous, pretty, beautiful" Isn't that the same thing? Like idk i don't really like my looks being the focus either way

[@xavierbrown4051]

Exactly, I don't get why people think the only compliments to give someone are about how they look. Personality compliments are so much deeper. Like, you are an incredibly strong person, or you expressed your thoughts really eloquently, etc.

[@JasminMiettunen]

I completely understands what he means. Imagine your dad saying “you look beautiful today” or “you look hot today”, those two statements are going to feel *very* different. Saying you’re “hot” focuses on your body and sexual appeal, which can be okay if you’re like dating. Sure, call your significant other hot. Strange man calling a woman hot or sexy, though? Nah. Pretty or beautiful focuses on you as a whole, face, hair, outfit, and sure, body too, but not solely. Pretty means you want to hold hands with her, hot means you want to fuck her. Again, that’s cool if you’re on those terms, but you can’t just say that randomly.

[@bananabrain2996]

@@JasminMiettunen I personally disagree, if a strange man called me beautiful I would be just as uncomfortable. Maybe it is more to do with what kind of background you're from, I have the same associations with that kind of compliment as with the "hot" one. The dad thing I'm not sure, again I personally would be uncomfortable with him saying the "okay" option you listed. But I was more thinking in the context of a relationship/ someone you're seeing anyway, as I thought that was what they guy was implying and in that situation I have the same kind of feeling towards both as focusing on how much you like my looks is all connected to sex appeal and appearance to me anyway (not that is always a bad thing just they're the same to me) each to their own I guess. I understand your point.

[@bananabrain2996]

@@JasminMiettunen I don't automatically make the connection that hot is sexual too, I could feel pretty comfortable with a friend maybe describing my outfit as hot etc

[@estelleahhs]

hot feels more objectifying than other compliments

[@karayanna8119]

The "first time I covered my cup from a tic tok" comment. Perfectly described that whole man

[@blue-dabad33]

not him reciting that "if she stares at your mouth kiss her" 2014 tumblr shit word for word 😭😭 the only thing worse is that I know it well enough to *know* that it's word for word 😔

[@Snarl_Marx]

The camera zooming in and out is giving me whiplash.

[@blethr]

yikes, don’t touch people unless you’re 100% sure they’re okay with it. don’t touch peoples backs, knees, etc.

[@meep_maap0007]

Yea most of the time I hate it when people touch me either like my shoulder or anywhere else like even my closest friends or family I don’t like touching me

[@ShayeDeeeee]

Jokes on this this dude, I'm short enough that even when I'm standing you can see the guy behind me.

[@asifataul4595]

The guy behind you is even shorter.

[@keith720]

Get it king

[@newtonmcdaniel3779]

The guy who sings in the mirror lives in my town...he is also a body builder, and his pictures are all over some of the local gyms. He goes out in public with his hair looking like that. I mean, props to him for being confident.

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

its giving ✨gaston✨

[@scarletsage6267]

@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 that’s what I was thinking like looks like he didn’t learn not to be like Gaston

[@thebravelittleartist8525]

Me a lesbian: *violently taking notes on this mans advice cause he CLEARLY knows what’s up with us “females”*

[@strawberry_liesl25]

my ex sent me that weird "tease and please you" one when we were together and it made me feel not great

[@IamB3CCA]

I’m so sorry that happened to you

[@snaileriepimpson]

I thought this was titled the “thirtiest” video like he was a rly cringey millennial and it was kinda correct hahaha

[@katkm7810]

Hahahahhayayh

[@ognjensijak989]

Me too

[@TheRaymanFan]

his voice being sped up really made his videos sound like 100 gecs songs

[@themyofmy]

💀💀

[@ClaireGrob]

nah not enough bass and screaming (coming from a gecs fan)

[@CandyBookGirlz]

WHEN HE SAID THAT TEASING LINE MY BODY LITERALLY RECOILED- I feel like I’ve been shoot good fucking lord 😭😭😭

[@someperson1727]

This is off topic, but I'm laughing so hard at the pausing at around 10:27 making it seem like he's saying "Do whatever it takes to kill her"

[@winifred9087]

I listened to his little rap part at 0.5 speed and it just sounds like daba doo baba boo 😭😭 its so fucking funny hes just making noise

[@jun-hs4eo]

i did too and i think i’m gonna cry, first he rhymed me with me 7 times and then he went yabba dabba doo. you can tell he’s an amazing songwriter /s

[@MaddyBlu9724]

It low key feels like a red flag for someone to make that much of a show about how they are such a dream guy who respects women sooo much. It seems a little sus like, he doth protest too much I guess.

[@jillianbrennan-barbeau2477]

I like to pretend that his voice sped up is how he actually sounds

[@bibisdiary]

I forgot you altered the pitch so when it changed back it scared me 💀

[@nafisahwright1440]

Right?!

[@MyNameHere101]

You can tell that he's trying to make all the reasons her make a bad boyfriend sound good, but it was all so NASTY

[@ComeInsideMyMind]

"I don't care if you have stretch marks... I'm here to tease and please you" Things we don't say.

[@AncientCrustacean]

this is a personal ad for a fellow co-dependent so they can get together and self-destruct

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Yeah, the whole "I just love you sooo much, Im obsessive and controlling cause my love is so strong baby!" schtick is totally a red flag. And then he even talks about phyaically fighting with your partner yiiiikes.

[@biahoney5651]

1:49 really looking forward to the upcoming movie musical "Dear Teenager Boy" starring Ben Platt, a certified Teenager Boy™️

[@crimson3sky]

Oh so he’s basically a “nice” guy. Either that, or he’s trying to satirize them but doesn’t make it known to the rest of the humanity that is witnessing it.

[@Overseer2579]

The first option is definitely what he’s doing

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"I'm too nice! I trust you! But I won't let you talk to other people, you're only allowed to talk to me."

[@bobsaget3841]

If he’s dead serious than that is 100% a stick and poke cross he got done at church camp one summer.

[@consentclub8431]

I can't stop thinking about that cross tattoo... It takes up SO MUCH SPACE yet it's perfectly crooked. Not a single straight line in sight

[@britnicox3929]

Your reaction to the rap is so visceral and I felt it in my soul

[@riya1241]

Man's just moaned in public I can't deal

[@yulrivee]

I can't with the high-pitched voice lul (ik it's edited cuz of copyright but I just thought it was funny)

[@queer-ios3155]

I thought it was his actual voice 😭😭

[@killerbug05]

11:01 I actually agree with this, one of the best defenses against getting the shit beat out of you is restricting the attackers movement and then neutralizing them once they cannot move, this is actually the basis of several martial arts

[@itsannapop]

These feels like some weird backwards way to get one night stands or something

[@kristiannarobinson8587]

He - and I CANNOT stress this enough - said "US"

[@philplett7272]

He's using the towels to hide his body shape and look more traditionally masculine.

[@SM-yz4hi]

but he looks pretty muscly? why would he cover that? do u think he’s got weird looking shoulders

[@philplett7272]

@@SM-yz4hi it was his pecs and the way he moved his body around at 4:10.

[@SM-yz4hi]

@@philplett7272 ahhh i think I see what you’re talking about. good eye!

[@punkrckr6889]

The helium sucking filter increases the psychic damage of these videos by at least 300%

[@lexinretrograde3144]

those music videos felt so aggressively 2011 sidenote i love cj!! we need that crossover stream

[@unter9733]

"Who's us cause he said us" got me rolling

[@yvanademanou8413]

Literally all the "advice" he's giving isn't necessarily wrong but the delivery is questionable Like I'm uncomfortable😭😭😭

[@nonyab5640]

Yeah some of the things he says are fine, some things would be fine if he re-worded them or framed them differently, and some are definitely just not ok. He’s all over the place, hard to take seriously. Especially while wearing a beach towel in moms closet?

[@queenmaeve2861]

Not all. Some is not bad, but some is horrible. Like that one where he describes what would make him a bad boyfriend is literally abuse.

[@pokaay3163]

@@queenmaeve2861 but that wasn’t him giving advice, that was him trying to emulate what he thinks a desirable boyfriend is (which he was wrong about). Either way, I wouldn’t go looking for accounts like his for actual good advice.

[@number420dad]

The creepiest thing about guys like him is that the only people who agree with him or think the things he's saying are cute are very young girls

[@keith720]

I hate it when guys think it's cute when girls are mad. Like I'm mad for a reason why tf aren't you taking my emotions seriously? Like listen to what I have to say instead of not taking me seriously.

[@greypedraza2429]

Do NOT ever disrespect Mr. Tumnus like that again

[@jackiekenobi3359]

Remember to drink water

[@kinta4240]

Thank you

[@linneascameraroll]

thanks bae

[@calistaneph5950]

the "he said us" part got me rolling

[@AaronYorkYT]

The not greeners. Where the hell you find these people and how they have MILLIONS of followers!!!!

[@basementdwellercosplay]

He phrased why he'd be a bad boyfriend like you would tell your faults in a job interview and it still sounds bad!

[@htm5814]

That carrot fish noise when he bit his fist💀 orgghh

[@vogelvrouw]

That "reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend" thing is like when you have to list bad qualities for a job, you just say something good but try to make it a bad thing

[@mythings5380]

The pufferfish sound over the noise he made got me😭

[@P3N1SLUVR]

The thing about guys like this is that girls grow up watching Prince Charming videos where the guy has to come in and rescue the girl. So they think that a protective boyfriend is desirable. What they don’t realize is that this isn’t just a guy being gentlemanly and looking out for you, it’s a guy wanting to control everything you do and it’s overbearing.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

11:47 Mans started rapping and hit em wit da “yabbadabbadoo” type beat

[@kurvin2719]

me realising that zombiepig is where I first saw nickisnotgreen, I love the internet for this reason and this reason only

[@donalddarko5807]

I feel like he's dedicated to a character. The little Easter eggs and his KZbin give me that impression.

[@Nanitamochi]

8:43 he said us