The Time Machine (I Found at a Yard Sale) Part 2 - Phelous & Obscurus Lupa

[@Feasco]

Birdemic: "I have the dullest most drawn-out pointless scenes you'll ever have to sit through." The Time Machine (I Found At A Yard Sale): "Hold my orange juice."

[@nathaniels4009]

"The actors must be six feet apart at all times" wow Lupa did *you* have a time machine?

[@eddiedingle767]

You know your movie is good when there’s silent shots of nothing for so long that you begin to think your internet is buffering

[@marda0maranwe]

😂 that's my thoughts exactly.

[@Gat720Dua]

I'll never get tired hearing that derpy music.

[@LexysHereAfter]

"You'll also enjoy To Boldly...." best line

[@dereksumey5196]

All this Doug walker criticism makes a lot more sense now

[@Tareltonlives]

I need to find more situations where I can say "Shut up and get in the Time Machine, Grimace!"

[@goufr3540]

Feel the magic.

[@TheRealJames76]

@@goufr3540 Shut up, Jon.

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

_Toilet flushing noises_

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

More like: The Waste of Your Time Machine (I Found at a Yard Sale).

[@goufr3540]

+Kurtis Stryker Its still better than anything by Eli Roth.

[@FNGLHR]

+CWDTrixie OOOH! Faced!

[@TheRealJames76]

+CWDTrixie But at least Eli Roth has likable characters compared to this.

[@reptile1677]

James Armstrong no no he dosent all his characters are assholes it’s still worse then people who don’t know the definition of human emotion

[@TheCinematicPackrat1]

@@goufr3540 As much as I dislike Eli Roth and his approach to movies (though The House with a Clock in Its Walls was good), I know he knows the medium and is passionate about it. Hell, even James Nguyen has a better understanding of movies than this. It's at least apparent that he's SEEN a movie before. I don't think he was paying very good attention, but I can tell he knows what a movie is. These people...they're just beyond incompetent. It's like they're going for a 2001 thing with all the long shots but have no understanding of the whys behind those shots Kubrick did. They just think long shots in and of themselves makes for great, arty movies.

[@mevicky100]

28:21 came back for the “HE DIDN’T EVEN CHECK???!?!” and was not disappointed 😂

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Glad we've discovered the sci-fi equivalent of waiting in line at the post office.

[@ArcaneOmen2041]

Don't you mean waiting for Cerebus to greet you at the gates?

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Is there any difference?

[@lesmortimers4791]

Cerebus is actually polite

[@Ecthelion_2nd]

Waiting in line at the DMV.

[@reptile1677]

More like waiting behind several people at the grocery store with an old lady paying entirely with pennies while with the speed of a rock

[@nerdsman567]

In all honesty, Phelous and Lupa's parody bits in this review were FAAAR more entertaining to watch than the clips of the movie itself. I'd rather see their version of the "The Time Machine (I Found at a Yard Sale)" than the actual movie ANY day!

[@DeathofInk]

I don't know why, but I really liked the part where they keep trying to get the line "Oh good I was worried the pacing might improve!" delivered right.

[@BroadwayMistress]

"The actors must be 6 feet apart at all times!" James Nguyen was living in 2020 before all of us 😔

[@alexlents4689]

That fact both reinforces everything about him and contradicts everything about him at the same time

[@pavlostriantaris2817]

30:18 "The actors must be 6ft apart at all times!!' OH BOY...

[@TheDreamerExtreme]

Lupa's scream over the belly dancer scene sums this movie up

[@anikmonette2140]

TheDreamerExtreme That makes me wonder... I heard my neighbor scream in utter frustration yesterday, it was short but intense and I felt fear for her. I hope it wasn't because of that movie!

[@PKrawzakProductions]

That tuba music never fails to amuse me.

[@alexlents4689]

Where did that come from originally?

[@gracekim1998]

@@alexlents4689 a beer commercial apparently. Try to have subtitles on.

[@Chris_Underground]

I've seen more emotion in that one split-second of the behind-the-scenes part than I did in their entire movie.

[@Caldella]

OMG...this movie never ends. It. Never. Ends.

[@dancepiglover]

The irony of a movie about a time machine.

[@TheRealJames76]

@@dancepiglover I first thought that your username was "dancingpiglover" and your avatar was the dancing pig from The Zoo Race.

[@LittleBlueTrain67]

There needs to be a Fat Grandma movie!

[@davidspring4003]

"It's time for some romance!" Romance, romance, NO-mance, if you know what I'm sayin' hueph, hueph, heuph!

[@anikmonette2140]

The only genuine emotion Mc Cheerios shows is literally at the last second of the movie, and then again I'm not convinced that he tried very hard...

[@KingNazaru]

Hey Phelous, I just wanted to wish you congrats for getting over 9000 subscribers. You earned it.

[@phelous]

KingNazaru Thanks! It's nice to have the youtube presence re-building.

[@FNGLHR]

Phelan Porteous Not much of a choice since in a few weeks this will be the only place we can view you for awhile. That's not a complaint or criticism, just an observation. Should I start singing its the final countdown now or later?

[@DJTRANCENDENCE]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous hey man could you PLEASE tell me what happened between you and Doug?......I've noticed you taking some jabs at him and I really don't know why.......

[@boomzilla86]

+josh tagge yeah its on his site under "More News" and click on Parting Of Ways. youll have links to lupas and phelouseses explanations as to why they left.

[@phantomdragon3893]

+josh tagge the full details are on Phelous's website

[@AubbieChan]

I love yours and Lupa's chemistry, your deep levels match beautifully

[@KorenLesthe]

The lettuce background is the best actor of this entire movie.

[@trunksrocks1]

This movie makes me feel tired.. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! ALMOST NOTHING BORES ME TO SLEEP!

[@anikmonette2140]

MetroidSigma I think this is actually a wide range experiment to see if insomniacs react to it... 😁

[@aleksanderevangelista9272]

Screw Jurassic World... This is the new dinosaur movie masterpiece

[@SpeedyEric1]

***** The dinosaur in this film would only give assholes like James "Mr. Birdemic" Nguyen tears of joy (from a distance).

[@heidifedor]

The diamonds! My God!

[@gracekim1998]

Technically the dingo stuff was a year after this review 🙂

[@mr.motormaster9881]

LOVE HOW PHELEUS MAKES A BORING MOVIE FUN😂👍

[@eddyeldridge7427]

The most frustrating thing about these kinds of movies is that I can't find the people responsible, show this to them and ask, "How did you think this was acceptable!?"

[@steelytemplar]

Seriously, these crossovers are some of my favorite episodes. You two are hilarious together.

[@johnalogue9832]

Emotion is a thing almost every human being can feel. How did they find the handful of people without any emotions and decide to document their illness in the form of a "film"?

[@eddiedingle767]

Johnalogue it’s clear from the outtakes that they have some minor idea of what at least happiness is. It’s almost like the director told them to be completely emotionless so the audience wouldn’t get offended because it wouldn’t be fair for 50’s McCheerios And sister grimace to have both a time machine and emotions

[@scitechian]

@@eddiedingle767 Sister Grimace, oh the time has come And you know that you're the only one to say Okay

[@anikmonette2140]

@@eddiedingle767 After enduring this atrocity I noticed that everyone else that appears in the movie try a lot more than the leads. Also I felt restraint in their performances, as if they knew in what of movie they were in and were trying to sabotage it. No proof just my two cents.

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

“THE ACTORS MUST BE SIX FEET APART AT ALL TIMES” Foreshadowing real life events?

[@ThisWakingLife]

Hey Phelous, just wanted to say thank you for the funny videos. It's nice to have something to help me get a quick laugh at the end of the day. Keep up to the great work. Love the Bootleg zone as well. Real good stuff.

[@phelous]

ThisWakingLife Thanks! Glad you enjoy them!

[@Tareltonlives]

"The fuck is with you, Phelan?!"-best Lewis line ever

[@theponydalek7923]

This movie is the equivalent of drinking cement and waiting for it to harden

[@Phantomsangel]

Sounds like he started hating doug around this time lol

[@llewelynshingler2173]

It was post To Boldly Flee, so that is a reasonable attitude to hold.

[@gracekim1998]

@@llewelynshingler2173 good thing I put the subtitles on or I would have missed that detail 😅 September 2021

[@seanmatyas3938]

I like when Phelous shits on To Boldly Flee whenever he can :P

[@Gfrog1000]

That "love scene" actually almost made me fall asleep.

[@Gorvar100]

Wow Phelous, you and Lupa have AWESOME chemistry! ... At least more than 50's McCheerio's and Grimace, i dunno...>.>

[@FarelForever]

Gorvar the Dinoman Yeah! I will be honest that their early videos together were a bit lacking, but they found a way to make it work now! :)

[@Gorvar100]

FarelForever Yeah!

[@eddiedingle767]

FarelForever They’ve been dating for quite a while now

[@TheRealJames76]

@@eddiedingle767 And now they're engaged.

[@UnclePhil73]

And now they’re married

[@arbiter11171]

planet D is short for dinos!! Look they're flying!! Sciiiiience!

[@theoriginalmrjguill3803]

Planet D for dick. As in this movie is Dick.

[@Tareltonlives]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

[@DJTRANCENDENCE]

E Quinn YEEE!!!!!......

[@eddiedingle767]

arbiter11171 Yee!

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

So that's is where Doctor D is from!

[@Jazzypants2007]

The dinosaur reaction was the absolute crowning moment of this video. OH WELL, AT LEAST IT TRIED.

[@svenbischoff9769]

30:17 Who would have thought that this movie would become so topical in the future. Then again, they do have a time machine (they found at a yardsale).

[@steelytemplar]

Somehow, when they arrived at the place called "The Casbah", I felt like there really needed to be a clip from The Clash's "Rock the Casbah". Of course, adding that much character might break the movie.

[@LeHobbitFan]

That's it, I'm getting a time machine that is more environmentally friendly !

[@reptile1687]

that was a good movie, an inconvenient time machine (i found at a yardsale)

[@valentinedeer214]

There are some movies that even funny reviewers cant save. Phelous and Lupa were as funny as ever, but what little I saw of this movie was painful.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I could feel myself dying.

[@iamaunicorn1232]

The movie is so boring that it makes this review feel waaaay too long. This review is long but so is the Food Fight one and that one wasn't boring.

[@teedup8995]

I'm sorry but,,,,Lol! 😞 😄

[@johnnysasaki]

the "what theeee....?" scene sums this movie up perfectly...

[@anikmonette2140]

I swear, these bad movies always give me ideas for potentially good flicks. This one made think about a love story about an autistic dude ending up in a distopian future and falling in love with an advanced AI who wants to know more of love. She was initially programmed as a slave but she rebels and accidentally bumps into our socially awkward hero, and together they join the resistance to free all of her friends(robots and humans alike), but something bad happens and they have to flee with the time machine. They end up in an even more distant future, find an abandoned ship with something that could have helped the resistance, or a map to it, explore a bit, collect sad stories from the descendants, go back to the time period before the resistance got decimated... And so on and so forth, you get where I going with this. I'm not even a writer and I can do a lot better than this snorefest!

[@moonymonster]

anik monette I would HAPPILY watch your movie!

[@anikmonette2140]

@@moonymonster Thanks! Won't probably ever happen but "fixing" bad movies is quite fun. ; )

[@ajg92]

@@anikmonette2140 anik monette throughout this whole review, I was thinking ways in which things could be improved. Like other than knowing how to control the time machine, he accidentally skips ahead, when he meets her, men have been separated for centuries and his presence is what triggered the alarm, the ship is in a language he cant read but she can and hes a big star trek fan and all his star trek knowledge just happens to be real and she can read that it is; the ship just flies to certain planets itself ( or planet D is Damar other than Damaar); the guy they meet about the resistance was framing them when he sent them on that mission to fight the ships; they dont actually get paid, but is offered the ice planet pick up as a way for the guy to kill them because he rigged the ship; they go back to his time and they just decide to stay there or the time machine breaks or something.

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

I! LOVE! THIS! COMMENT!

[@constellaespj4398]

I've been going through some really dark times and watching you and Allison (and Fat Grandma!) making fun of terrible movies has really pulled me out of a bad spot today. Thanks for making the content you make.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Constella Espj Keep going man. Those dark times will end.

[@pythiasibyls6269]

I want to know what Linkara's neighbors think is going on...

[@nicholasbruns6593]

This movie needed only 1 more scene to be perfect. Cut everything after he claps his hand on the coin. Cut to a close up of a hand moving off a Giger counter with the needle buried. Cut to 2 people in hazmat suits standing in the kitchen. Show the guy laying on the floor, eyes closed, foam pouring from mouth. Suit One: How is he still alive? Suit Two: I don't know, but based on the radiation levels coming out of that Gold Box he definitely has cancer. Suit One: I'm sure he's dreaming his best, most exciting life. Suit Two: I think he just died. Suit One: How do you know? OC: diarrhea sounds. Cut to Black. Roll Credits. 4/10 stars + 2 Razzies for sound design and editing.

[@Tareltonlives]

One of my favorite reviews-a lot of the movies you do are just generically cliche bad, but this one is uniquely horrible, meaning a lot of great jokes I actually did a spittake at the "dinosaur" I'm kinda glad I can barely see it. The Indian actors are actually better actors than the leads. And the dancer far more attractive, of course Again, one of my favorite reviews

[@HobGungan]

The American Gothic moment actually got a genuine laugh out of me. Mostly because it's the only moment they seem aware of what kind of movie they're in.

[@aguinner]

34:42 Diamonds? MY GOD!

[@Tareltonlives]

Be Diamooooooooooonds!

[@bul13ts]

Mmm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies.

[@hououinkyouma3864]

But what about me? Wawawa

[@teedup8995]

Gasp!

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

It's not done. Okayy?

[@alpharaptor6865]

I can feel myself aging during this movie......my brother just finished watching Reck-It-Ralph......my whole family just got done eating dinner.... I'm asleep.....

[@alpharaptor6865]

Ok, I'm done with this movie! I'm to bored....lol.....😒

[@anikmonette2140]

Alpha Raptor You watched it completely!? I didn't last 20 minutes and I'm used to horrible stuff! Man you're though...

[@maleficentdunn5370]

More power to you and Lupa (or Allison, whichever she prefers) for continuing this drivel.

[@TheCinematicPackrat1]

I want to get a copy of this movie just to edit out all the long, drawn out parts just to see how much short it would be if the shots and scenes were reasonably lengthed.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

*MOVIES! DON'T! WORK THIS WAY!!!!*

[@U014B]

They don't?

[@johnalogue9832]

Of course they don't...they've been deported because they're stealing jobs from hardworking books.

[@putzthewondersloth]

Seriously! They didn't even have a scene where a bunch of guys tossed a football around. You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

[@DJTRANCENDENCE]

putzthewondersloth what a story putzthewondersloth!!!!!.......

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Feel the magic.

[@bul13ts]

As a faneditor, I'm amazed to find a movie where literally any scene could be cut from the proceedings, and nothing would be lost.

[@heidifedor]

This may be the worst movie ever. This makes Dingo look like Pixar.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

meh, i've seen a few of the movies that cinemasnob has reviewed. this has nothing on curse of the cannibal confederates or las vegas bloodbath.

[@catalinamelo9932]

@@thomasjenkins7506 But at least those movies weren't performed by two mormon sloths

[@thomasjenkins7506]

@@catalinamelo9932 i'm not entirely sure. las vegas bloodbath and curse of the cannibal confederates are both have long portions of nothing in them, too.

[@MsDjessa]

At least Dingo is entertaining. Just not in the way they intended.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

At least Dingo pictures are pretty funny to watch. And as long as you don't have that dub that is only voiced by two people who don't care - the East West dub I think it is called - the dub can also be pretty entertaining and maybe even good. I've watched parts of the German version of the town musicians of Bremen and that narrator is really going all out trying to make it an interesting narration for children.

[@beggar1015]

16:53 Half of the woman's face seems to droop lower than the other half. Did this poor actress have a stroke?

[@emilygracey]

That's what I was wondering 😔

[@ginogatash4030]

"actress"

[@charitysghost1207]

It's distracting for sure

[@docdave15]

*HE DIDN'T EVEN CHECK!*

[@DanaTheInsane]

Chronic blue eye shadow abuse......

[@Pepperjack1986]

I know, right?! That's all I could look at when her character was introduced

[@PolarI3ear]

I watch this like 4 times every year xD it never gets old its just so funny !

[@Navek15]

28:28 Best freakout ever! The extra echo makes it even more hilarious!

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

Beyond the obvious issues, (mostly cutting out a lot of scenes,) I can think of one minor change that would make the movie more cohesive and engaging: make She-Ba invested in the Resistance. 1. The Resistance is probably resisting the futuristic government which legalized slavery. Of _course_ She-Ba would want to help with that. Character motivation, set. 2. Once she hears that the ship has supplies to deliver to some Resistance fighters and the original crew is dead, she gets over her fears about taking the ship to aid the Resistance. Inciting incident of her character arc, check. 3. Robert would probably be in a "we're having a fantastical adventure! Lets go hunt for treasure, wheee!" mood, but She-Ba would stay focused on the Resistance. Robert sees how serious this is for her and begins taking it seriously, getting his _own_ character arc. Driving force behind the plot? Protagonist's motivation and character arc? Check and double check. 4. She-Ba shooting down the enemy ships would probably be a great moment of catharsis for her. While these are just grunt-work pilots, they represent the Resistance that has oppressed her all her life. We get deeper insight into She-Ba's psyche and cheer her on. 5. After the spaceship explodes, (presuming it was attacked by the Evil Guys,) She-Ba would probably have a massive freakout about how inescapable the evil government is, to the point that it would cause her death. But she stops, reflects, and expresses gratitude that she could help the Resistance, even if only for a little while, and that she and Robert met. Closure on her character arc? Check! 6. And in the final scene, she wants to aid the Resistance. It's her passion! But Robert really does think they deserve a break (especially She-Ba, because she was _really_ pushing herself) so they do the coin flip. That way, the audience doesnt feel cheated by the coin flip scene. Whether it's heads or tails, the protagonists "win" and get to continue living their lives as they like. But that would involve putting thought in your script and, you know, actual actors who could portray such subtleties and complicated emotions. And that was not in the budget.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

You're kinda late for that part.

[@Aiijuin]

“Cure for Insomnia: The Movie!!!” Loved the review, after I finally made it through the ‘film’ scenes without falling asleep.

[@HolyApplebutter]

5:40 I know it's just for the purpose of the skit, but I love the "Look at the shit I have to deal with" face Phelous is making.

[@gracekim1998]

yeah XD

[@Wjyndigo]

This is one of my favorite reviews from you guys!

[@DinosaurFan88]

Jurassic World, eat your heart out.

[@cthulhuhoops]

This is another one of those movies where I can't believe how, why, or even that it simply exists.

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

$3,500 budget...those must be some expensive locations they filmed on.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Kaiser Yuuki This movie is cheaper than Phelous's show, which we all know has a CAN$5,000 budget.

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

SpeedyEric1 Wow, he has a bigger budget than me. Mine is only CAN $4,000.

[@dragonforce525]

I was gonna post "still a better love story than Twilight", but then I realised this is Twilight, two emotionless planks with zero chemistry, horrible diologue, long drawn out scenes of pointlessness, god awful cgi and an annoying ending.

[@kingti85]

Ha.

[@TackyRackyComixNEO]

At least Twilight has entertainment value, and the movies arguably have competent directing.

[@theoriginalmrjguill3803]

+TackyRackyComixNEO This has to have been made on a dare. 😆"Hey Actors' Theatre Production, betchu can't make a much worse piece of shit than The Room and Garbage Pale Kids combined?"... ATP, "Challenge Accepted 🤔"

[@ursidae97]

Twilight: Still a better love story than The Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale.

[@DemonFoxAkira]

Well, at least there's no pedo-wolf lusting over a Gerber mascot.

[@hydradriveemperor9371]

"The actors must be six feet apart at all times!" At least they're practicing social distancing

[@candylani1999]

I never thought I'd miss both Birdemic movies so much, but this movie proved me wrong.

[@akinashinozaki6590]

12:56 you can see Phelous hit his hand on the table in the reflection of the glass

[@anappleade]

Some of the "Spaceship Errands" part of this film reminded me of Futurama. I mean, Robert even had a "Fry-esque" costume on!

[@ShermTank7272]

Holy crap. And I thought Star Trek 1 had a ton of establishing shots.

[@robertspeedwagon2600]

At this point The maker of this film shouldn't have ask him "can I make this movie" and instead "should I make this movie."

[@dancepiglover]

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think whether or not they should.

[@slayertakim1]

This movie is 84 minutes long....and the review of it feels so dragged out..it must have been hell to sit through this garbage Dx

[@boomzilla86]

+slayertakim1 nah. its so bad its good. you watch it to laugh at it and all its failings. same with the birdemic movies and the room. try watching the wonder showzen episode on patience, youll understand.

[@gracekim1998]

One of my fave reviews of all time XD😁 You know this is one of my favourite reviews and I have a VERY long list when it comes to your content, Phelous 😂 Yeah I’m easily impressed 😜

[@pothatuu]

Still faster paced than "To Boldy Flee"...

[@latviandragon2718]

Tho to boldy flee is more entertaning

[@gracekim1998]

@@latviandragon2718 😅

[@gracekim1998]

@@latviandragon2718 not really no

[@mountbuckekreative4044]

...and suddenly Star Trek-The motion picture seems like a full time action ride.

[@Tareltonlives]

It makes Insurrection look like a breeze, Star Trek V look dignified, and the 2009 reboot movie look coherent and smart

[@berpipo]

Phelous, i am deeply offended here, Uncensored images of women brushing their hair! You should be ashamed!

[@TheRoflcer]

At least it wasn't a head pat. shudders

[@3Guys1Video]

/?

[@joelkazoo]

Whoo! Lewis cussing FTW!

[@Hotshotter3000]

What the hell is this? I can't tell if I am mesmerized or bored to death.

[@Nathangeles]

fourth planet is called D because D is the fourth letter of the English alphabet durrrrrrrrr!

[@nomduclavier]

RIGHT? And isn't it a different sun? Like, they might have chosen to leave that but damnit, the pedant in me refuses to leave it unacknowledged.

[@xen0bia]

Lol, yeah, I made the same reflection but these guys are so funny, I gave 'em a pass...

[@Jrez]

I do get that they picked D as the fourth letter, but aren't unnamed planets in a star system usually classified by the name of their star and a number? For example, Earth would be "Sol 3." I don't know how scientific that is, but it seems way more logical than naming planets after single letters. You're going to run out of letters pretty dang fast, plus I would imagine the choices for which letter goes to which planet and in which order could be quite arbitrary unless they explain that "D" is not the planet's actual name. But, something tells me they don't explain shit in this movie. Why was it even made in the first place?! AGH!

[@xen0bia]

***** But apparently, in the far distant future, people in every corner of space speak fluent english, so why wouldn't they use our alphabet and roman numerals? Thinking that other alien languages might even exist in the future may be asking too much from the genius makers of this movie...

[@xen0bia]

***** I'm the smart one... */gets eaten by Ash/*

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

I love that the review has higher production standards than the film.

[@mcclada]

@ 1:43 McCheerios says that warp 7 is 7x the speed of light...according to star trek technical manuals, the factor of warp isn't simply a multiplier; both energy usage and velocity begin to increase exponentially...thus, warp 7 would be around 650x the speed of light (by TNG calculations...TOS had a slightly different calculated table of warp speeds. In the case of the original series, it would have been around 343x.)

[@boxorak]

+Daniel McClain You know, if that's true, I'm beginning to understand why Voyager tried to pass off Warp 10 as infinite speed.

[@mcclada]

And just think...in TNG's last episode "All Good Things..." they went warp 13...

[@ScowlieMeerkat]

+Daniel McClain Let's not forget that, despite Phelous's comment, Star Trek doesn't hold a monopoly on the term "warp". WH40k, for ex, has a delightful competing vision. But it's true that at the (likely impossibly fast) speed equivalent of 7*c, it would still take soooooo long to get anywhere that McCheerios being incorrect there makes the most sense. After stupid writing, of course.

[@boxorak]

+Scowlie Meerkat correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Warp in Warhammer an alternate hell dimension instead of a speed?

[@mcclada]

Warhammer doesn't count...

[@Moogle96]

Feel the magic 😑

[@grobanlover292]

Wow, a movie where Pheleous has to act completely disinterested in everything! This is perfect!

[@sereneavatar]

Absolute Boredom: The Detailed Documentary!

[@paulmajano]

I miss Wooden Rod

[@sarlife]

She’s really calm and well adjusted for a slave

[@gracekim1998]

That’s what makes it hard to believe her character even was one 😅

[@kylelevesque1702]

Phh - Warp 7 is at least 300 times the speed of light. And sometimes more than 600 times the speed of light... Well it's faster than Cheerios thinks it is anyway.

[@AnvilPro100]

I don't know if a .png of a picture of a dinosaur would have been better or worse

[@CarozQH]

"You're an idiot. Also, you like this movie. Also, you like To Blodly Fl-" I love it. (Not TBF. Phelous' comment.)

[@alexlents4689]

Don’t worry. Literally NO ONE would ever think you loved TBF!😁

[@gracekim1998]

@@alexlents4689 I TRIED to watch it. gosh it really shouldn't be 3 hours long, i could not finish it. I honestly just wanted to see Phelous' scenes and that was it😅

[@gracekim1998]

I’m not movie or show writer but when your first scene feels like something that should be at the end that’s a immediate red flag to me😅 (that’s what TBF’s first scene felt like)

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

2:57 Also you'll like To Boldly Fl- **ouch**

[@smjaiteh]

It’s extremely true, though.

[@gracekim1998]

Um you meant ‘you like To boldly fl-‘😅

[@TemmiePlays]

Too bad all those green water transitions got wet, now they're completely useless!

[@Assimandeli]

This review was just as funny now as it was when you originally uploaded it on your site. Also, for $3,500 budget you would expect a much better looking film. I wonder if they paid the actors

[@justinmartin69jm]

13:04 "I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!" 😂😂😂😂😂