THE TOP OF r/TECHNICALLYTHETRUTH

Over an hour of the top posts from r/Technicallythetruth on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Jack | yes: 00:00:00
Damien | tru... i guess?: 00:19:2
Robin | not wrong..: 00:32:04
Lexi | memes that make you breathe: 00:42:52
Damien | INVISIBLE TAPE: 01:00:25
Robin | i suppose so: 01:13:25

[@SqaushToons]

Why was it zoomed in Some people say its because I zoomed in, but if you look from “7:46 to idk” you’ll see it too

[@RoseKeely]

I also want to know this, it was kind of irritating.

[@cabinonfire6365]

The milky way one? It's because the earth is within the milky way. Thus it's technically a photo of the milky way

[@DixFamilyHome]

@@cabinonfire6365🤓

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

​@@cabinonfire6365 no almost all of them were

[@osis2976]

To show the one website how to do it

[@viridian-]

1:22 Fun fact. The speed at which a squirrel will be injured in a fall is greater than the squirrel's terminal velocity. Squirrels are immune to falling damage... unless they don't land right, I guess.

[@denverarnold6210]

I think it's the same for most insects, too.

[@MrGrippy]

They got feather falling

[@PARTYGOER_BACKROOMS]

@@MrGrippy they be hacking

[@robertbeisert3315]

Applies to cats, too. An old teacher of mine used to say you could drop a cat from the top of the Empire State Building, and the cat would live, but the pedestrian it hit would not. Not because of energy transfer, but angry cat.

[@PARTYGOER_BACKROOMS]

@@robertbeisert3315 how does he know?

[@BuiHieuDong]

"Close your eyes for full screen." This guy is the hero we needed, but didn't deserve as he provided us such a useful information.

[@godeater168]

Hey you're everywhere dude

[@Zephyrinnit]

Yeah you were literally on the last video I watched

[@fbiwastaken_]

guys help i cant see when i close my eyes

[@godeater168]

@@Zephyrinnit yeah u're right dude I literally saw this guy everywhere

[@Zephyrinnit]

@@fbiwastaken_ LMAO ME NEITHER

[@WheatMuncher3000]

8:16 same energy as: Person in home: Who are you and how did you get in here?! Locksmith: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith!

[@frozendude707]

Why is the video zoomed in from 7:47 to 19:00? Did the editor done goofed?

[@baileyvidican6998]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@zaxstarkaijein]

I hate it >.< Just stuck listening

[@smallbusinessman4499]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY SCREEN

[@firefliesinajar_]

oh cool so it's not just me

[@Azyne]

Oh you too?

[@andistansbury4366]

2:18 this has the same energy as "we're going to die!" "Think positive!" "Im positive we're going to die!"

[@Gone._.]

Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin’s voices are engrained into my brain Edit: Brian, has died. We will remorse Brian forever, and ever. Does anybody have some words to say?

[@Zephyrinnit]

Yeah same

[@mcdcblockblox9881]

There voice head bangs my head like 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@stephenrocks8481]

There the people who voice my thought

[@TheDapperMonkey]

Same here lol

[@vinnyvidz]

Same I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get them out of my head they’re completely engraved into my head I could watch one of these videos blindfolded and automatically know it’s the truth

[@DeathsDoor_Step]

Lexi: "I don't how how we went from cleansing to consuming spirits" Me: "they aren't talking about the ones that haunt you"

[@RatPfink66]

SHANE, PLEASE STOP LABELING THE CAKE DONUTS *"BONELESS."* IF CUSTOMERS ASK FOR THEM BONE-IN, WE CANNOT SUPPLY THEM. -MANAGEMENT

[@Landonc48]

Yes we can simply but those steak bones in it to management pls don’t fire me

[@Bazk1t]

WHY NOT PUT BREAD OVER BONES AND ADD BLOOD ONTO IT? GREAT IDEA INIT?

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

I mean we can supply them, but we'd lose too many employees that way

[@VerySmartPerson]

1:07:00 We are in the milky way. Grass is also in the milky way. Therefore, a picture of grass is a close-up of the milky way. Edit: got the time wrong

[@scythe_shifter]

🤓

[@kingwilliamdelphox]

Actually, I believe it's referring to the fact that cows are animals that produce milk, they eat grass, and grass is also a pathway that they walk on and "Way" is a name for a street type and streets are used to travel, so thus the name "Milky" 'cause cows, and "Way" because grass.

[@knifeyonline]

@@kingwilliamdelphox you are overthinking it... it's definitely just because we are in the milky way 🤣...I mean, you can't get much closer to our galaxy than the person in the picture...

[@SiebayRoo]

@@kingwilliamdelphox that’s the way I saw it at first too

[@riskyworks]

1:25:03 I knew this one! I was playing Persona 4, and it is one of the questions

[@turtlestheturtle]

Anyone else notice that the video is strangely zoomed in? I’ve tried to zoom out, but nothing changed.

[@malikhanoo6915]

YESSS

[@Messier42-handle]

fr

[@Idwren_404]

only for some minutes at the beginning

[@nathanwest2304]

54:34 this is a reference to Plato's statement that a human is defined as a featherless biped then Diogenes comes busting in to the classroom holding a featherless chicken and proclaims"Behold, a featherless biped"

[@addison_playz1237]

Teacher: “jimmy what bird cant fly” Jimmy: “well, that would be a dead bird”

[@unknownbunny9888]

I see no argument here... except the fact that it most likely could fly a whole lot before. Wait, there's an argument.

[@mysterypotato4338]

"Who needs a partner when you have a dild-" -Jack December 2022

[@animeisgreat2013]

my history teacher in high school had a poster that said "if at first you don't succeed parachuting is not for you". when i found it we were talking about something really serious and i just couldn't stop laughing

[@xStaatic]

its always gonna be a fun day when emkay uploads a compilation video like this. Thanks!

[@temporalguiste4111]

26:59 technically any room can be one you escape from if you leave with enough style

[@piercewalt7073]

the best part of this was when lexi said "the lexi wife" lmao... quick get to the lexi mobile where we will use the lexi bazooka to fight crime

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

I prefer the Lexi Carl Gustav recoilless rifle

[@Astrid_Cosmic_Chaos]

My nickname is Lexi lol

[@LeafPawTherian]

My name is lexi

[@corbettbalcaitis]

Fun fact for that squirrel fact early in the video, squirrels can fall an infinite amount of distance without dying. It is the lack of food that will kill them rather than the impact For clarification: squirrels if they can go without food or water, will NOT die of fall damage

[@Snowthree]

Just looked it up. Yes, lions do live in jungles. It's not their primary habitat and there's the issue of both lions and jungles becoming increasingly scarce; but they do, in fact, live in jungles at least occasionally.

[@ryanhiggins8869]

16:02 that’s going on my tombstone. “Died from too many birthdays”

[@kittygirlrachel]

0:52 just realized that it was actually talking about the word nothing, my brain went straight to "Nag does?"

[@oconnorwilliam01]

I wouldn't have gotten that if it wasn't for this comment

[@Zeridria]

I literally commented “nutmeg” I’m tired man

[@Joshigg]

I thought nibbling

[@felisazure1820]

Didn't expect to see RT in this video but that was a nice surprise! Love these long-form videos, really nice to listen to while doing work.

[@breadbutinfrench9429]

I think I love you

[@mars7201]

mm these long compilation videos are literally the thing that helps me sleep rn thanks :’)

[@th3rian_w1ngs]

I fall asleep and draw to these videos

[@aceash5908]

6:07 "wand fighting" 💀

[@toastyotaku42]

Lexi and I have a lot in common. We are both trans and legally blind.

[@autismrizzard]

*new here* Lexi's trans!? AWESOME

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

​@@autismrizzard I love everytime someone brings up that Lexi is trans this reply pops up. Not only because it's cute but it also blocks the transphobic replies that would normally appear

[@boreal3255]

​@@justanotheranimeprofilepicI haven't seen any ever. Are people nice or is the moderation working.

[@MichealIsOk]

@@boreal3255 think its just you not looking at the bad comments, i see them all the time😭

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

I'm nonbinary and I'm a furry + I'm gay soo wtf am I called in the world of lgbtq

[@deathvalley200exo]

Alot of the posts seem zoomed in where you can't see the whole image or read the text.

[@ChicjenLeg88]

This entire thing has made me realize how hungry all the emkay members are

[@LyricaSilvan]

An infinite bag of Swedish Fish?? Oh Lexi. You know the way to my heart.

[@Thatspaceperson]

Hearing Jack, Lexi, Robin, and Damien is now part of my daily routine.

[@Goliushi]

1:07:03 The joke is that Earth is in the Milky Way, so the image of grass is a close-up image of the Milky Way, because the grass is on Earth which is in the Milky Way.

[@jacklynjohnson2201]

Same 🍷🗿

[@Nighthawk-5]

54:03 that was funny, the editor was just dying

[@Zephyrinnit]

Post: 404 not found Nobody absolutely nobody: Me: Haha 404 brain not found *walks straight into a wall 3 seconds later

[@FewVidsJustComments]

Robin’s realization reaction at 7:17 made me giggle

[@samply_the_best]

Thats Jack, the Snack thats smiles back.

[@wagyourtai1]

I asked openai, A chair is a piece of furniture designed for seating one person. It typically has a backrest, legs, and a seat, and is used in a variety of settings, including homes, offices, and public spaces. Chairs are often made from a variety of materials, such as wood, metal, and plastic, and can come in a range of styles and designs. To be classified as a chair, an object must be designed specifically for the purpose of providing a place for someone to sit, and must have a backrest, legs, and a seat for the person to sit on.

[@goothedoot]

stools are chairs

[@lauralbranch]

2:09 I was expecting him to say “You like living more than you like chicken”

[@oliviac9623]

It is so weird to see CallMeKevin and RTGame out of the context of their own channels. Good to see they have been immortalized through their memery for all to see

[@impossikour3309]

1:06:55 since we're in the milky way, that grass is part of the milky way therefore a closeup

[@coruscaregames]

YES AN INTRO AFTER SO LONG

[@nefwaenre]

They do it on every long ones. :')

[@AverageGuy212]

Fun fact: there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky

[@Pheonixonyx]

Fun fact:your reading a fun fact

[@Wythyrl]

I was listening to this at 12:15 am because I needed something to listen to while I shower and holy shit 1:09:32 scared me

[@AsgardianQueen]

Also, eating lasagna in the shower seems like something Peter B. Parker from the Spider-Verse would do.

[@softpaw6234]

Technically you're not piloting a bone mech, your piloting a muscle mech with bone struts and meat armor

[@lambyskits]

Skin armour aktuallyyyy

[@domacleod]

1:07:06 Earth is in the Milky Way galaxy. Anything on Earth is technically a close-up picture of the Milky Way. A microscopic picture of the fibers in your jeans is technically a close-up picture of your jeans.

[@starfall17]

every picture is a closeup of the universe (technically the truth)

[@Skeletorque]

Imagine the title was "TECHNICALLY THE TOP OF R/TECHNICALLYTHETRUTH"

[@jacobdoswalt]

6:42 i quite literally almost died by chocking on my sandwich

[@justseffstuff3308]

22:08 Snuppy, the first cloned dog, is an exception to that.

[@missing_username-m6s]

"EVERYONE ELSE ARE BITCHES OR SONS OF BITCHES!! IM THE ONLY ONE!!!" -Snuppy

[@opalescantmoon82]

I called my friend, and said "I kicked a pregnant lady." and she said "Why?" and I said "Before I was born." and started laughing. It took her 10 minutes to call me back and say "I GET IT NOW!" LMFAOOOO

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Actually fun fact: having 5 fingers is actually a reccesive gene

[@kryptonicletsplaygaming5529]

Man that ten hour video is awesome

[@eternitynaskrkore3095]

Is it just me or are the posts zoomed in way too much?

[@milahjensen]

I wanna recommend these videos to my mom but I'm scared shell ask why I'm watching reddit

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

If the “Metaverse” gets popular, we might be living in a simulation.....

[@mqgawario8722]

For Lexi: Lots of things spawn in the Nether in Minecraft, Piglins, Hoglins (no, Piglins and Hoglins aren't the same thing), Magma Cubes, Striders, Ghasts, Endermen, Skeletons, Wither Skeletons (no, Skeletons and Wither Skeletons are not the same), Blazes, and Zombie Pigmen.

[@lexispirtheart]

Skeletons, withered Skeleton, and blazes

[@mqgawario8722]

@@lexispirtheart Thank you

[@marcusmining5505]

And zombie pigmen

[@mqgawario8722]

@@marcusmining5505 Thank you

[@raphaeldreiricarte5549]

I laughed so hard at this part 7:01

[@_.-Skitterbug-._]

*blood and muscle and mucus and spit and salivAHSJGH*

[@the_gay_bandit]

5:18 They’re probably saving them for the finale, they have to introduce them at some point so why not in the apocalypse season

[@SiebayRoo]

Elon Musk being African American is the one that got me. Alongside “A shoe” which had me laughing for a solid two minutes.

[@erintigges2101]

In case anyone hasn't said, the guy from Countdown is Alex Horne

[@skodass1]

2:00 and that joke went straight over his head... ya know Hulks real name is Bruce Banner right?

[@nameless......................]

Bcure Wyane*

[@lonemarkkingoftypos3722]

So youre saying that he bans anyone with the name "bruce".

[@auragameryt]

@@nameless...................... no, that's batman.

[@AlienSoldier69]

@@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 he bans batman then?

[@RealHauntedTale]

Wtf is this comment thread XD

[@igreatlyandpowerfullydisag3681]

"Jungle" was a term used to refer to many various wild biomes, including the savannah, where lions live

[@BinaryArmorOnline]

I can't ever watch more than a few of the videos on this channel without starting to miss Slazo

[@YourGirlTyra]

29:38 Imagine someone said "That'd explain the obesity rates"

[@kaidenflournoy114]

That's the truth

[@CalebTrimble-vb6ub]

At 4:19 that dad jokes is in 6 books of jokes and I have 1 of them 😂 never thought I’d see this

[@LunarFoxes1]

With the full movie thing, jokes on them, I barely blink.

[@Koyle69]

53:45 is it just me or does the alien sound like the guy from Aqua teen hunger force

[@theadhdgoblin]

8:51 hell yeah kid

[@Kakimou.]

The music just triggers something in me making me more calm and sophisticated

[@bl4xxun]

"I will never experience what it is like being this man right now" did not age well in regards to till lindemann 😂

[@StarParticleShade]

1:39 --- Holy sh- that's my university!!! I absolutely LOVED going to SHSU. Super proud of my degree from there. It's a great school! As our motto states: "A measure of a life is its service" -- and this man just served up some sweet, sweet punnery to make our lives just a wee bit better. Proud of you, fellow Bearkat!

[@chaitea3659]

Let’s just appreciate how clean the username “MilfMunching” is

[@Lolzs-rc2cg]

5:19 my life literally laged infront of my eyes 😂😂😂

[@howardroberts4837]

This is random and totally unrelated, but my cat just fell asleep on my foot and I can feel his warm little breath on my foot 🥺🥺🥺

[@suehaight1477]

I should be sleeping but I like Jack's voice

[@zendogmultimedia]

is it just me, or is the video zoomed in?

[@julianrodriguez4173]

not just you.

[@DsG_1098]

That's cap, It's zoomed in for me too

[@lynnbrummett2016]

U

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

11:13 straight out of south park lol

[@sofichu_gamer655]

3:15 Literaly you if you say “racist should die” ur beginning racist and say tecnicly “I should die”

[@bangchannie_97]

hope yalls are staying safe rn in the usa, im also from the usa and i just heard that yallls are getting big snowstorm so i hope this vid brings all pf us a good day

[@Thatspaceperson]

Thx man, it’s hard in Texas rn it’s colder then Michigan.

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

@@Thatspaceperson as a Texan, luckily my pipes didn’t bust but a ton of my neighbors did. Luckily it should be over now

[@Ultranger]

In the second vid at the beginning I thought for a moment that was David the Baker, one of the old narrators from EzPz

[@Astrid_Cosmic_Chaos]

1:23:05 I remember pausing the show right after Knuckles said this and thinking about it for 20 straight minutes lol 🤣 ...and then making my head hurt when I started thinking about Shadow and Silver....

[@floppagaming3111]

I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 5 HOURS WHATTTTT

[@Alexitty17]

I hear lexis voice every time a see a cute animal

[@ryanfox1986]

Penguins do lay eggs

[@OspreyFromCabin4or7]

Ok but the thumbnail is so true lolll

[@pedro-hf8gf]

Les goo a new vid

[@merryavant]

I played this by accident, clicked off, then went to play it again

[@Mattsterofgames]

1:21:41 That was AMAZING you need to wright a story Amazing detail.

[@The_Bread_Man200]

That fan art joke cracked me up, no. Seriously, it cracked me up. i can feel my blood and internal organs falling out of me

[@owenstauble6370]

“100% of people struck by lightning die” Tell that to the people who have been struck by lightning and are still alive, especially if they’ve been struck more than once.

[@alexvaraderey]

If you want a rough conversion from kilos to pounds, just double the kilos and add 10%. So, 100 kilos is approximately 220 pounds.

[@Ashirro_]

5:56 help that’s Kaede Akematsu from danganronpa not a Jojo stan

[@PelucheHoarder]

😂 yeah I know

[@GuretoDaze]

I guess Kaede didn't want to be left hanging

[@Shitboxgarage2.7]

How to outsmart a genie, make a deal for infinite wishes if you can outsmart him, wish for nothing to change, now you either have infinite wishes or your wishes changed and now you’ve outsmarted the genie

[@TheNormExperience]

Lol, his name is Alex Horne. And if you watch him and Greg Davies on Taskmaster, you’ll never forget his name again because the giant Greg Davies refers to him almost exclusively as, “llllllliiiittle Alex Horne!” In a high pitched voice 😂

[@nosamgeography1249]

Just got a power outage and this is the only video I’m able to watch as yt can’t load lol

[@Qtlpgt]

Oof

[@Dingus_Khaan]

Ok the table tennis one killed me

[@pianowithhenry54]

then how are you here it killed you (itsthetruth)

[@jake80513]

Yay a new video

[@The-ULMR]

7:56 OMG JACK THIS ZAPP BRANNAGIN IMPRESSION IS IMPRESSIVE OMG

[@1jotun136]

What's with the overly zoomed in images?

[@masterchief3770]

6:15 Im not sure if i want to laugh or be appalled

[@koi-shroom]

19:19 the teacher nobody asked for, but the teacher we need

[@mindofanidiot9871]

48:45 I just imagine it’s that one meme with the camera man going as fast as the runners