The Truth about Toilet Paper in the US - SOUTH PARK

[@southpark]

Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet

[@isaacmancool]

should I

[@tdgeoff]

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[@ssake.]

marry me

[@Cython_]

I purchased a bidget because of this episode. Coming in today! Edit: My backsise has never felt so clean

[@Loulouchewy]

404 error 😩

[@NightShadow720]

So weird how Jimmy speaks in complete sentences without stuttering.

[@herubinoevc737]

he actually did stutter a little when he first said 'pppaper'

[@Tricolorrr533]

He had to, he had minutes of dialogue

[@jacobhernandez5206]

Fr

[@Baddawg_313]

Love your profile pic

[@iorn9814]

Weird or scary

[@enthusiastisch1922]

I love it when South Park tells us what in the hell is actually going on. It's quite an eye opener.

[@Comradpetito]

Wow. You analyse man. We live in a society man

[@DrippleDragon]

We always knew how much paper in general took it’s not hidden it’s really not enough people cared, that was something I was taught in elementary school while reading scholastic, we lose millions of trees at an insane rate, the US is not the only place we cut for wood (the US actively drained most of the mahogany from the Philippines there’s currently none or very hard to find) not for just toilet paper, but all paper, the “save the turtle” straws,and dozens of building material we consume daily, companies have successfully made trade deals and contracts based on to own capita of land where they can constantly produce and use resource at the same time, this is why hemp was first illegalized as it was a constant and safe method of paper production and multiple other material that in early America would’ve put the paper mills and other producers owned by the government out of business, you’ll never see a public owned paper mill, just like you’ll never see a public owned water mill or major resource company, just different factions of areas partially owned and funded by the government, I do like when South Park touches a real life subject but it’s sad a lot of people find out by a cartoon

[@catfighter5879]

This episode was a nothing burger that just stopped half way and just said “we’re not doing this anymore” like it all meant nothing

[@TheHumorgod]

I actually hate it. They used to do the same thing without just having two random characters literally just talk about the topic like you're watching a documentary. Really takes you out of the fun of the show and realize you're just being talked to

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

I had always heard that the reason bidets weren't big here was that the only time an American would have regularly seen one was when American soldiers went to French brothels.

[@heathernks8]

This episode was actually fascinating, lol. I love shows like "How it's Made" so learning all about toilet paper was cool, but once they called out Proctor & Gamble, the apology at the end was hilarious bc P&G is a HUGE advertiser-they make Dawn, Crest, Cascade, Suave, Tide, Aussie, Pampers, Bounty, and Charmin!🙃😭

[@ShenDoodles]

Not to mention that Dawn, known as Fairy in the UK, is the most effective and gentle soap for cleaning wild animals caught in oil spills.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@ShenDoodles Some of the commercials they shot of them cleaning baby ducks and releasing them were suspected of being staged. I'm only saying "suspected" because I forgot if the claim was proven.

[@heathernks8]

@@ShenDoodles But P&G, ironically, tests their products on animals. I try to avoid them whenever I can and go with store brands or Revlon and elf for hair and makeup vs Clairol and CoverGirl. In this century, there is no need for cruelty.🤷‍♀️

[@thiccbaby2967]

Big TP is responsible for Australians? Aka aussies

[@americanpaisareturns9051]

Kimberly-Clark is everywhere too. Every Mall I’ve taken a shit in throughout the USA has had nothing but Kimberly-Clark Products. 😂

[@sifisompila6937]

Randy is JFK Stan is Kevin Costner Jimmy is Mr X The Proctologist is Lee Harvey Oswald

[@thecultofjormungandr483]

I kinda thought Stan was Bobby Kennedy, especially with the whole “continuing his legacy” thing

[@IamAwhiteMEXICAN]

@@thecultofjormungandr483stop it Stan we’re not the kennedys!

[@stacychamness9077]

Jimmy is Mr. X from RE2 Remake?

[@Alan-oj3ps]

So Sharon is Jackie

[@clydebruckman]

The organizing principle of any society, Stan, is for shitting.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

It was so weird of how the way Jimmy spoke in complete sentence without stuttering. That's the first I ever saw him did that in an episode.

[@fictionalmediabully9830]

You gotta love character development.

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

also he's very serious about this thing, he's not joking at all

[@socialcommentary1014]

It was so weird seeing this comment after it was already made just a few minutes before you wrote this.

[@lamborgini86]

hes getting better at talking its been seasons since he was first mentioned since s4

[@aaronnekrin5150]

he does from time to time

[@knil456]

Or they could use 30% of Toilet paper on their art teacher’s house again

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

No! It was already heinous enough that they did this horrible crime one! I mean, for Christ sake, there were _chlidren_ in there!

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@Klabbity_Kloots get off the page Kyle nobody cares.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@Klabbity_Kloots Get off the page or I'm calling your mother.

[@TommyCeltic]

Thank you.

[@NikitaAnnenkov]

Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper and toilet paper. Hey hey now, don’t go sticking this gum around on things

[@racoming1035]

I've had a Japanese toilet seat for years. When people were panicking over toilet paper shortages, I just laughed.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

I didn't laugh, but I got a cheap $20 addon. Still use the TP, but what used to last a week now lasts a month!

[@KaoticReach1999]

Ew you don't use TP?

[@CloudHiro]

@@KaoticReach1999 it literally cleans you more that TP ever would. seriously. what jimmy says is true you use TP there will always be a little bit left on your butt no matter how much you wipe.

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

I conveniently have a shower next to my toilet so it was never a concern

[@jacksparrow3490]

Its ok.. now they're going after the water and soon you won't be able to use that extra splash on your bum either

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

I got myself a Bidet Attachment for my Toilet probably a bit over 2 years now, and man it is such a life changer. Even many of my family members have made the change to a Bidet. Really there is no going back.

[@gutturf]

I got one when they were $25 many years ago. I have since upgraded to the fancier $40 one. I could not do (or is that doo) without it. If I had hot water and a power outlet in the wash closet, I would certainly get one of the fancy $200 models.

[@uspockdad6429]

Yeah, I splurged and got one that was like $200, but it is so worth it. Nice warm water, heated seat, and warm air dryer. I don’t even need to use any TP for drying purposes. Total game changer.

[@Hellmiauz]

I'm very happy to see Americans getting used to cleaning their butt. Hopefully in the future more will switch to it and will be common.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

@@Hellmiauz truth is even when I was a kid I always wanted to get a bidet when I first heard about them (always hated the toilet paper), but back then I thought Bidets were a separate device that you needed to be installed in your bathroom at the start of construction. It was only like a few years ago when I discovered that bidet attachments for standard toilets are a thing and hearing that I instantly bought one.

[@ssticklen]

It is a life changer. But I've not been able to get a single person other than my kids to try it. Americans are way too obstinate.

[@tsarfox3462]

The funny thing is, when toilet paper was first introduced a lot of people thought it was too nice to use to wipe with. Some people would even use it for arts and crafts. They largely used free catalogs and such they were done with that came in the mail.

[@whatduck943]

It's nice to have something to read.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

"No, officer. I wasn't TP-ing his house. I was just showing him my appreciation for 1850s artists."

[@Dankitude]

@@Klabbity_Kloots I love this comment

[@johnchandler1687]

As a boy my great-grandfather's outhouse still had a Sears or Mongomery Ward catalog in it.

[@jetsengoytredkl]

Free catalogs used to be great. Then they came along with the shiny gloss print and ruined everything. My grandparents outhouse made great use of sears and roebuck catalogs 😂

[@plyme]

Me being a stammer, I can say that its absolutely fine to speak without stammering sometimes. Its although very rare moments but yes, Those emotions are still there who trigger speech flow.

[@EarlyBirm]

If you close your eyes and Jimmy doesn't stutter, he sounds like Cartman.

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Yeah. Trey Parker’s “kid voice” is pretty recognizable lol

[@davidvangroeningen7576]

Wow. He really does sound like Cartman!

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

its ALMOST like they are voiced by the same guy or something!! 🤯

[@omarvazquez4075]

​@@davidvangroeningen7576and Stan

[@jocelynastheart2732]

that is because Trey parker does all of those character voices d'huh!

[@blackdynamite_5470]

Just finished watching the episode Randy's monologue at the end was golden

[@anyoneofus9948]

I bet the reason he gave in was because he can use his stem waste as toilet paper, you can't smoke the whole plant! Also, he secretly still uses the Japanese toilet.

[@karterszn]

where can i watch southpark?

[@stayslay]

@@karterszn prob paramount plus

[@kanevparise]

👍

[@tobybateman4588]

@@karterszn hbo

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

You know, out of all the episodes, this one seems to be a true message.

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

it's always the shit related episode that has something to teach, and it's good shit too these episodes always teaches the important things

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@wilsonweiseng6485 In other words: Shit's got wits.

[@VisorByte]

That's not true. South Park gives lots of good messages. The first episode's message is that having a sibling is special and you shouldn't bully your sibling.

[@Alex-xh5zw]

Clearly you ignored the true message of Manbearpig

[@mcnugget1160]

Well, I agree this episode has a good message. I disagree that there’s no other good messages in South Park. Nearly all the episodes either have a message or point to them!

[@jeremymenning56]

Big Toilet Paper has us all.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

Not me. I switched to a bidet when the Pandemic hit and have never looked back. I just keep the paper stuff around for guests.

[@uspockdad6429]

I got a bidet a couple of years ago. I’ll never go back to TP if I can avoid it. I feel dirty anytime I can’t go at home.

[@ddennis2430]

​@@uspockdad6429 I bought a bidet attachment. Only use toilet paper to dry off

[@toptenguy1]

@@Mourtzouphlos240 Pfff.. Look at mr Richie Rich here!! hahahahaha

[@luchalerae7687]

I just sit on the sink and Clean myself

[@fabiosuccess2895]

Saw this full episode, it's genius! Now let's talk about TP big cousin: "flushable" wipes. Hint: they are NOT flushable.

[@jeffs6090]

I've been using them for years now. Never had any type of clogging issues, just use one per flush. TP to get the majority, then one wet wipe. You'd have a problem if you had a septic tank. That's really the only contraindication.

[@fabiosuccess2895]

@@jeffs6090 Talk to anyone who works in wastewater systems and they'd tell you it's a growing problem. The wet wipes don't disintegrate and causes clogging of machines (pumps/motors).

[@kamronspencer4910]

@@jeffs6090 they will go down your toilet but their screw up the pipes. It’s a maintenance disaster for our sewers

[@SeagullAustralis]

_’cousin’_ is an understatement. “Flushable” wipes are manufactured by *Procter & Gamble* and *Kimberly-Clark* They aren’t even hiding it. They even go as far to put the same branding on their wipes as they do for their toilet paper.

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

@@jeffs6090Same. The only time I’ve had my toilet clog was from toilet paper. Oh, and a pair of clippers falling down the drain

[@americanpaisareturns9051]

This episode cracked me up.

[@deathninja16]

*new age music plays* oh! oh oh!

[@UNKNOWN-sn8uw]

This was like an old school episode of south park

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

It left me flushed with laughter.

[@smalldoggymike]

Jimmy trying to run from Stan later in the episode made me laugh so hard.

[@nongthip]

Every now and then South Park gives straight-up useful and true information. It's one of those things that some countries, including the USA, still haven't got right and seem stubborn as hell about re-thinking their ways. I am American and grew up with the toilet paper thing, but since I moved overseas have seen several alternative ways of cleaning up after your business. Now I've lived in Thailand for 19 years and in that time almost never used TP. Why would you when there is a basic thing we call the Butt Gun attached to most toilets. Not only does it clean your sphincter much better than paper, it helps you poop more thoroughly once you get your technique down. Sure some people, especially women, do a quick dry off with tissue paper, but the primary cleaning is with sprayed or splashed water. Get with the wisdom America! - install a butt gun or bidet or go high-tech with a Japan-style unit and you will always be glad. Smearing your ass with paper is disgusting and wastes a huge number of trees. Just think how many people could have avoided the whole TP hoarding frenzy during covid lockdowns.

[@wyattbooth6372]

Butt guns and bidets just spray the germs everywhere.

[@gutturf]

One of the arguments for bidets is to ask someone if they got crap on their hands, would they clean it off with tissue paper, or would they use water.

[@uspockdad6429]

The TP run was one of the main reasons I installed a bidet in my house. So glad I did, it has been life changing. I used to have issues with hemorrhoids and haven’t had to deal with that since then. Also much less worry about swamp ass in the summer, greatly reduced TP usage, and always feeling extra clean after doing your business. Now I feel like an animal anytime I’m forced to go anywhere but home. Every house should consider switching to a bidet. It literally changed my life for the better.

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Also get a potty squatty. Once you start using it you cant go back.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@gutturf "Nah, I'm gonna use the paper. My shits are dry-erase only."

[@will420high4]

I really enjoyed this episode! Like others have said, love the old school vibes from this season!

[@goyablackolivesmatter179]

When they stopped the politics, it started to become funny again

[@masteryoda394]

This episode was a wonderful public service announcement.

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

Yeah, it made me think regarding the toilet papers, so I’m working myself to make sure I don’t use them so much.

[@masteryoda394]

@@christopherfreitas-leonard7099 there are bidet hoses for very little money on the market.

[@MattSimon1]

That's the funny thing. It wasn't even en episode with a twist or anything really funny. It was just an advertisement for Japanese toilets and how toilet paper is bad. Sure, I agree but was that really the purpose of this episode? Honestly: am I missing something?

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

​@@christopherfreitas-leonard7099 you can get a sprayer that attaches to the water supply going into the toilet. I only paid 6 bucks for mine 13 years ago. They go for around 15 or 20 bucks now but worth it. You feel a lot better actually washing your bits and drying with a wash cloth than just using toilet paper or Wipes. Once you switch you'll never go back.

[@goldinthefurnace]

I got a weee bit of 💩 still in my sphink

[@kazoorion7993]

It's funny how even Butters made fun of Stan and everyone laughed at him xD I thought he would have lost it and beat him up like Bebe did in the last episode.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Nah, because all the kids are doing it. Butters usually gets validation when he joins in on a rumor.

[@sadcrab69]

Stan can keep hus chill evan if people make fun of him, and it is sad

[@Kanadabalsam]

Stan usually keeps his cool when taunted, iirc the only time he tried to beat up Butters (or at least threatened to) was when he called Wendy a bitch lol

[@sadcrab69]

@@Kanadabalsam man want will it take for stan to fight back

[@Kanadabalsam]

@@sadcrab69 it seems that he gets way more upset when people insult his family or girlfriend than when people insult him directly.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Glad to see Richie Rich is getting a shoutout. It's severely underrated.

[@rapidsmartypants]

It's not that Americans don't want to change their toilets. It's that Toilet Paper companies are capable of more than just helping clean yourself up.

[@kaedenc]

wow u watched the episode too?????

[@deadpool1966]

Nah people tend to not switch cause ur buds come over an make fruity jokes about ya lol

[@flowrepins6663]

​@@deadpool1966 fruity stuff is being indoctrinated at schools and they pride parade about it and shove it everywhere. its nothing but psychological problem and that stuff has nothing to do with higyene.

[@bluegold1026]

All this makes me REALLY want to get a Japanese high-tech toilet now. Only problem is I live in an apartment lol

[@Shreendg]

Get a bidet hand shower. Easy to install and costs about $20.

[@Anurania]

You don't need to buy an entire toilet, and certainly not one shipped all the way from Japan. You can buy just the electronic component starting at $200.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

Ebay has portable bottles for like $10. They even come from a US shipper.

[@bluegold1026]

Thanks everyone! I'll look into it!

[@Sean12248]

Omigo is one of the best. It's really good and affordable

[@xcarnage3936]

Love how butters is taking shots at the boys more often now 😂

[@astrelz6177]

My dad LOVED this episode because it actually reminded people of what’s going on

[@JRyoutube09]

if you arent watching the screen, I thought stan was talking to cartman

[@XxMusicLover674xX]

The detail of south park just keeps getting better! I love it!!

[@shadowlink-wn5rh]

The most educated south Park episode ever thank you Jimmy

[@kantoking1518]

I think that Trey and Matt took the environmentalism problem very seriously

[@zapbranigan5099]

It was nothing but lecturing the viewers

[@kantoking1518]

Using a couple hundred rolls of toilet paper every year sounds like a waste of money

[@bas_ee]

@@kantoking1518 They have done that MANY times. Including but not limited to the whole man bear pig thing

[@Phearsum]

@@zapbranigan5099 I guess you could perceive it that way. But really they're just jokingly undermining a strange business model that makes little sense. A bidet attachment for 50$ off Amazon is more efficient, cost effective and hygienic than buying a lifetimes supply of toilet paper. That's not a lecture. That's just a fact.

[@kratos1619]

0:57 this got me 😅😂🤣

[@ethangc081]

its true though lol, tp doesn’t really clean all that well

[@Jorbz150]

I love how they even parodied John Williams' music from JFK with the flashing archival footage.

[@NuttyFlying]

Great episode yet some people need to watch more Jimmy episodes and find out this is the norm haha esp. when he is talking serious. aka Jimmy is the bomb!

[@eb4661]

It’s so weird to hear Jimmy speak in complete sentences without stuttering in this episode.

[@socialcommentary1014]

It’s so weird seeing this comment-again.

[@Erik-jv6su]

@@socialcommentary1014 get over it

[@eb4661]

@@socialcommentary1014 I totally know! I did it because the others did it afterwards! Stupid!

[@manwithnoname3024]

Not sure why it would bug you.

[@Archie6666]

Agree. Just sounds like Cartman

[@TheMail518]

It's funny that Jimmy is saying Stan's toilet situation is bad even though Stan is helping the environment lmfao

[@_peacerox16]

It’s so weird to hear Jimmy speak in complete sentences without stuttering in this episode

[@RemixedVoice]

Did they forget that Jimmy has cerebral palsy lol

[@enegmatixerebro]

Not when it comes to the super school news

[@romanov3937]

I think it would be hard to talk about toilet paper statistics with a stutter. Either that or the joke of the stutter got old

[@BabyDanielBD]

he's speaking a little slower than usual, that probably helps

[@herubinoevc737]

he actually did stutter a little when he first said 'pppaper'

[@vladvampirelord8910]

During the Depression my grandfather used newspaper and the whole floor of his apartment building shared one toilet. Eco friendly. He also farted headlines from the 1920s.

[@TheDreadedRaider]

Big toilet is not going to be happy

[@robertmorris8997]

So. No one has ever planted a tree specifically to replace harvested trees. So that the supply of trees is renewed constantly. Look up the time lapse pictures of Mount St. Helens. You can see areas getting harvested, regrowing, and getting harvested again.

[@DwightStJohn-w1l]

Dad started his trucking company right out of the Canadian Boreal Forest. those jack pines are really not good for anything except toilet paper! and the mill shave closed forever: Fort Frances, Dryden, Thunder Bay. The logs all go elsewhere now.

[@339gabriel]

Funniest episode of the season. Literal toilet humor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr2_mike]

The royals one was excellent too.

[@judsonleach5248]

"The More You Know!" - LOL - Cheers! - Judson & Buddy! 🙂

[@slowmutants]

Conspiracy music from JFK had me cracking up.

[@Jabba094]

You know it was really weird how Jimmy spoke in full sentences without stuttering. Amazing character growth

[@JRyoutube09]

but they still in grade 4

[@hq9344]

Stuttering is what makes his character Nobody gives a shit bout character growth on a cartoon that’s been around for 25 years and focus is satire

[@socialcommentary1014]

It’s so weird seeing this comment-again.

[@VisorByte]

@HQ yeah they do. Characters are a big part of what makes a cartoon a cartoon. And it's fun and interesting to see how characters shift, change, and evolve over the years.

[@hq9344]

@@socialcommentary1014 what’s so weird about it?

[@drewblanche]

America has a fascination with TP 🧻 I don’t know if I blame Beavis or Mike Judge for this 😂

[@michaelcarpenter1491]

Where's Jimmy's stutter? that's part of what makes him hilarious

[@hq9344]

Exactly. I never realized how much that really made his character….

[@michaelcarpenter1491]

It really was what made his lines crack me up.

[@mrstrdknmabalz1412]

Because he's not being funny🤣

[@abavariannormiepleb9470]

A funny twist in a flashback scene would have been if a Toilet Paper companies’ hitman tried to break Jimmy’s legs but they were already messed up.

[@ANDROLOMA]

😄

[@DrCalviny]

I didn't even know that Toilet paper was such a huge in deal in US.

[@YusukeKnight]

This episode was great

[@UNKNOWN-sn8uw]

oh yeah was fantastic

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

I agree it was marvellous

[@DrewMazur]

This episode should have ended with Josh Myers, the toilet paper kid from season 7, being the shooter.

[@theaccolade6533]

Jimmy sounds sorta like Cartman.

[@felipe-iamafootballer6346]

Same voice actor Trey Parker

[@hummarstraful]

Just watched this episode and it is gold.

[@DoofSenpai]

If I'm ever able to afford a house I'm getting a Japanese toilet.

[@uspockdad6429]

You don’t need a house. I got a BioBidet when I was living in an apartment, and brought it with me (after reinstalling the old toilet seat/lid back on the apartment). It’s just 2 bolts for the seat, and one extra hose to the water source. A hell of a lot cheaper than a full on Japanese toilet, with all of the same bells and whistles. Heated seat, water, and air dryer. And yeah, the reaction Randy had, that was my exact same reaction the first time I tried it as well. Bidets are life changing.

[@DoofSenpai]

@@uspockdad6429 Yes but I want a Japanese toilet... It's like comparing a supercar to a regular sedan.

[@poliswag6666]

looks like Jimmy doesnt stutter when he is dead serious, thats some neat character development

[@Christobanistan]

Jimmy is always the one laying down the law.

[@rlfernandes9538]

From japanese toilets to a ton of 90s references, lol. These scenes took me back to movies like The Insider and JFK, the documentary clips even reminded me of scenes in Kojima's MGS1 (game). Trey and Matt are still great ! (unless they used chatGPT for the whole season, that is)

[@soupmuncher985]

jimmy spoke rlly fast without stuttering 😧

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Remember that commercial (I don't 'member what the toilet paper brand was) that was just some Google-animated forest and a narrator delivering some deforestation statistics then saying "We care" or something along those lines. Somehow this vaguely reminds me of that commercial.

[@Connlic]

well, jimmy is saying fax.. most people dont really use a toilet paper to wipe their asses, its like wiping a ketchup in a the table with a paper.

[@the1magageneral323]

Going Gretta on us Jimmy

[@matriix18]

I got a bidet attachment a few years ago. Love dropping a nasty ear popping duce and just pressure washing off my butthole. Highly recommend

[@twistedinnocence8617]

Did Jimmy go to a speech therapist? He didn't stutter at all.

[@jmpattillo]

This episode was like a John Oliver expose.

[@dorkbrandon4422]

The only thing John Oliver exposes is his Wang to his Niece and Nephew

[@jmpattillo]

@@dorkbrandon4422 I know this is you Gerald Broflovski

[@merlinwizz3997]

This is why you soak a piece and then use that piece to get other pieces wet. This will allow you to get your hole clean.

[@huevonesunltd]

Jimmy is sounding a lot like cartman , much more than usual

[@lesterksi4521]

Only south park can make a story about toilet paper interesting and funny

[@MrBitviper]

this is absolutely true. at the end of the day toilet paper usage is just a burden on the environment

[@zapbranigan5099]

So is everything that uses trees

[@duongnguyen-mb3rp]

@@zapbranigan5099 😐

[@ethangc081]

@@zapbranigan5099 except we would use a lot less trees if we just switched to soap and water

[@robertfarmer9901]

Love the JFK scene. I (American) moved to Thailand twelve years ago and learned how to use the "bum gun", basically a kitchen sink sprayer in the bathroom you use to spray your starfish with. Very clean, very efficient, and you use just a bit of toilet paper afterward to check that you're not leaving an autograph on it. After a few years I went back to the USA for a visit and realized that everyone was walking around with dirty holes. Eye opener for sure.

[@wilcee238]

Not if you use moist towelettes

[@robertfarmer9901]

@@wilcee238 not everybody does that, though, Wil. But as an American, I will say that the lemon scented moist towlettes are great for cleaning out the undercarriage while on Phish tour.

[@zapbranigan5099]

Yawn!

[@LadyLeomon]

Honestly the fact that Jimmy didn’t stutter even once scares me most 😨😨😨

[@MarxasThomas]

This season is starting of strong😂

[@TnT_F0X]

I have a Bidet seat! But I use Xtra Soft TP to dry so I dont get shot.

[@thesmg201show]

Stan is Richie Rich 🤑

[@shake4259]

Jimmy sounds like cartman

[@deshawnedwards6412]

This episode tackle the most ridiculous subject to ever be tackle on this show ever. Shown of hands who here have been complaining about big Toilet paper company?

[@Johan-vk5yd]

Just as ridiculous as using drinking water for transport. Of feces.

[@friteanimations9832]

Bro doesn't know about deeper themes

[@darbalmira]

This is exactly how I speak to everyone about this (t)issue!

[@TeddoGBear]

This honestly made me consider getting a bidet.

[@NeonXHalcyon]

Did you get one in the end? 😂

[@arizonaranger527]

NOT ME ! I USE BABY WIPES ! Hahaha

[@Foreverwhatever]

this episode had so much potential, and could of been a two part episode but then they just gave up.

[@choppydell]

Randy got shot. That's a big point of why people don't oppose corporations like they used to.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

Those toilet paper companies they mentioned? All of most of them advertise their products on South Park. You can mock the President or the Churches as much as you want, the Hand that Feeds You is something else.

[@MoonLoonie69]

Is it me or has Jimmy been cured of his stuttering? I want it back.

[@jassykat]

So weird how Jimmy speaks in complete sentences without stuttering. 🤖

[@surreyscouse2873]

💡 South Park should get onto why North American forests are being felled to supply DRAX, a UK power plant to burn as "renewable fuel". Totally wrong. Google it, it's a joke. DRAX was built next to 2 massive coal mines, but hey, transporting coal a couple of miles isn't "green" but burning wood from 6,000 miles away is 🤔

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

How about these reasons: 1: They are very thin and shred easily. 2: I'm not touching a spider, cockroach, dog poop, or cat vomit with my bare hands. 3: I use some pieces for small cleaning. 4: It's also a good substitute for blowing a runny nose or stopping blood until bandaids are applied. 5: If the roll gets wet or dirty, I'm not using it. 6: If my kitten shreds it up, it's not salvageable.

[@RemixedVoice]

I bought a bidet attachment for my own Ol' Blue the next day after watching this episode

[@supersouthparkfan364]

Hearing Jimmy complete his sentence without stuttering Kinda makes me feel uncomfortable

[@fictionalmediabully9830]

Season 26 so far is a strong contender for South Park's best season yet; all the episodes have been thoroughly enjoyable. "The Worldwide Privacy Tour" is more iconic, but "Japanese Toilets" was both hysterical and educational, and my favourite of the bunch yet.

[@fictionalmediabully9830]

@@giovanecampos9026 The recent games are amazing, though I do have a soft spot for Rally on PS1.

[@fictionalmediabully9830]

@@giovanecampos9026 I'm okay with the decrease in quantity, especially since the episodes will now be followed up with a couple of films.

[@nonplayablecharecter]

1:37 well cause they love pollution, thats the whole answer.

[@grapes9h5]

This is the truth!!!!!

[@gorky1986]

0:56...THE TRUTH

[@dontforgettolike7127]

Jimmy sounds too much like Cartman now. Go back to the original.

[@lowerclassbrats77]

If I'm home I wipe a bit, then hop in the shower for quick butt wash to get fully clean

[@burtonryan50]

Funny thing is I actually have one of the American-made versions of the Japanese toilets (Actually ours is a french-canadian version). And I actually think they are very effective. Especially when you consider that they are a cost saver. I still keep toilet paper on standby because you never know if there's a malfunction with it. I see the point Southpark was trying to make about it that Randy should not have bragged about it at all. Yet at the same time, these things are handy to have around. Especially when Covid first became a big issue 3 years ago, and there was hardly any toilet paper in the United States at all. Technology can be a good thing to have as long as it works. But no one should be afraid to try something new.

[@josephcunningham3911]

So know one is going to talk about how Jimmy can't even wipe his own ass Is talking about how valuable toile paper is?

[@qinshihuang8414]

am i the only one who finds it strange to hear jimmy speaking in full sentences?

[@mikeb3811]

Yes you are the only one. I’ve not seen any other comment mentioning it. I’ve not seen 10+ comments on it, just you

[@qinshihuang8414]

@@mikeb3811 lol i just wrote this i didn't check any other comments just asked a question

[@mikeb3811]

@@qinshihuang8414 not your fault. but this whole comment section is flooded w it

[@BeeBeeCJr]

I did. One of the best decisions I ever made was buying a bidet. Thanks, South Park!

[@davcharley5001]

I saw the episode like 4 times,and the part that still surprise me is the fact that Jimmy is SPEAKING IN FULL SENTENCES!!! 🤯🤯🤯 even 2 this day it still boggles my brain 🧠

[@EricGiby]

Did they really completely forget how to voice BUTTERS and JIMMY?

[@MahoganyBlack]

Bidets are the best! I don’t have a little bit of shit in my buthole like everyone else do 🤣

[@louisliu5638]

Allow me to retort: most toilet paper in Canada is made by Scott, and their mills have an exclusive to buy the type of trees that are useless for anything but toilet paper and "chicken of the woods" mushrooms. They're deciduous and grow in really wet areas.

[@riverpirate1022]

Lies. There is no such thing as a tree that is only good for "toilet paper". Just listen to yourself, that's utter nonsense. Firstly trees make oxygen. Secondly ANY tree can be turned into MANY things, lumber, paper, toilet paper, parchment paper, wax paper, tissue paper, cardboard, particle board, pressboard, and on and on and on.

[@JD-iu6rv]

I actually loved that you guys shed some light on the toilet paper industry

[@JDMPhil87]

Omg… I had a similar problem with my last Civic….” You know how much hydrocarbons and oil your VTEC engine uses?!… we like our V8s and we don’t want to change “ lmao

[@robertschultz9623]

A toilet paper episode with no mention of the shortage of 2020 😞

[@raydgreenwald7788]

That didn’t happen in the new southpark timeline. They went back in time and stopped it

[@VisorByte]

@Ray D Greenwald they didn't necessarily "stop" it, they just changed how everyone reacted to it, and started getting along with each other. Covid still happened. Jimmy even said that you have to wear masks in crowds.

[@holyn8]

this is my fav southpark episode so far. genius