THE ULTIMATE BURGER BATTLE | Sorted Food

[@jayveedecastro2778]

the video ended but im still looking for the muscles lol love u boys

[@madalinadobre1515]

F

[@bcaye]

Oh, c'mon-they may not be buff but they are adorable.

[@alanaschleider1322]

Jayvee De Castro u

[@muneirhk7044]

CCQJayvee D e Castro f

[@pelajar8]

definitely due to the lack of James and his guns.

[@tiinah5602]

I feel like "a hidden pocket of meat" perfectly sums up the way Jamie cooks

[@rajathpai9573]

more like jamie is the embodiement of a hidden pocket of meat

[@C_Bat]

He always has a hidden pocket of meat up his trousers( eh yo!!

[@JoeShopper]

Would also be a great brand name or catch phrase for underwear. Men's or women's.

[@keeeksmonster]

Who else is just rewatching now because of the hate mentioned on part 2? 😂

[@sollywoods7554]

That's what brought me here!

[@Appaddict01]

Grünlilie 🙋‍♀️

[@FreqElite]

Of course

[@charlottesaiet987]

Me to

[@tatjanacyrulnikov7506]

Same

[@michelsml]

"The dolphins in your head are released"... I almost died laughing

[@SailorCanisMajoris]

E e e e e

[@sophiel9640]

just me or do these burgers perfectly describe the boys’ cooking style? Jamie sticks more food in the food Barry gets some green superfoods, probably kale or avocado used AT LEAST twice Mike... uses... chicken...

[@wanderinwolf3804]

It isn't even a burger... he just made a chicken sandwich :P

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

WanderinWolf chicken burgers exist

[@wanderinwolf3804]

@@zzskyninjazz1821 yes chicken burgers exist, however, this was not a chicken burger now was it :P it was literally just a chicken sandwhich.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

WanderinWolf does it have a burger bun? Then it’s a chicken burger

[@wanderinwolf3804]

@@zzskyninjazz1821 the bun doesnt make a burger. Hell there is burgers served on texas toast. The burger is how the meat is prepared and cooked. If he had fround the chicken and made them into patties, then it would be a burger. But leaving the chicken whole and putting it on there does not make a burger. That makea a chicken sandwhich.

[@kateh7484]

The discomfort Barry was feeling during that dad joke was real 😂

[@sfowler1017]

Kate H He was all of us 😂

[@alinabaig3398]

I know right.😱

[@careyenns342]

Awesome joke... I almost died laughing... I choked on water. And I'd pick Jamie's lasanga burger.

[@tangalooma7257]

Awesome - funniest Dad joke yet. Plus Barry’s face eating his burger was priceless. Noticed not much indecision about third place there and no arguments or protests either. How about an ultimate curry or schnitzel battle?

[@gabrielleomalley8217]

"I've seen our Amazon account. There are costumes involved." I love it. LoL. Also, what happened to the boxing rope?

[@jessicaphillips5301]

This is the first episode where I was like, “what are they doing”?!?!

[@rikzz0r]

It was beautiful

[@sherinshetty1746]

The look of pride on Jamie's face when he figured out the Prada punchline was both rewarding and deeply sad.

[@TheCoffeeLife]

My stomach hurts and my eyes are crying from that Dad Joke and Barry's reaction the entire time! LMAO. Literally crying here! **slow clap while shaking head**

[@SquareSquidStudios]

My dolphins can't be contained~

[@SortedFood]

Mike struggles with his words sometimes...

[@VirgoLunaKnight]

😝😝

[@rockstarzaid19]

Square Squid Studios ‘

[@UloPe]

Release the dolphins!

[@niseplank4527]

My head doesn't have enough dolphins.

[@vanessagoode6877]

2:57 "Prada"! He looks so proud of himself, so cute.

[@mayaahmad7676]

I know its been a year but Can you explain plz

[@vanessagoode6877]

@@mayaahmad7676 In 2006 a movie came out called, "The Devil Wears Prada".

[@madisongiacherio5633]

making jamies and mike's burgers! they look sooo good! Could you guys do a cake battle? Id love to see all of them build their own cake!

[@marjanihoward5393]

Madison Giacherio that’s brilliant and it would he hilarious because Jamie really isn’t a baker.

[@cullen5986]

Yeah maybe give them a theme to interpret

[@gchonesty]

knowing barry he'd probably deconstruct a cake and turn it into a pinterest mum's board

[@joyjohnson8776]

Barry would win

[@FioraTheMasquerade]

Barry added: turmeric (bitter), matcha powder (bitter), and kale (bitter) then added blueberries???? and avocado on all of it... Usually I like what you cook, man, but what in the BLUEBERRY hell was that? xD

[@geistdraco8437]

Fiora Emerald honestly I like the thought, the execution not so much.

[@sparpie]

Geist Draco I had a burger with a blueberry bacon jam with bleu cheese and arugula that was delightful

[@Frogbjb]

Blake Peters yeah but that Atleast sounds edible. Blueberries with avocado and kale sounds like puke material

[@msabolijoshi]

All I want to know is how long it took Mike to scrub the fake tattoo off afterwards

[@DinoSarma]

Aboli Joshi that sodding “tattoo” was a goddamn hate crime. Ruining Mike’s adorable face should be against the Geneva convention.

[@SoTypicallyMeh]

I can't decide who had more fear in his eyes: Mike when he was about to try Barry's burger or Barry when he realized what direction Jamie was going in with his joke.

[@LadyFae24]

The shriek I let out because of that dad joke was unreal. 10/10 would cackle again

[@chocmilkshake24]

“He’s left his one on and turned mine off” Jesus frickin christ, Barry Taylor!

[@kharabrown2975]

Barry's reaction to Jamie's Dad Joke was my reaction to the whole video.🙈

[@shilparajan2889]

Paused the video cos I just had THE BEST THOUGHT EVER. Imagine you treated Barry's underwear like a green screen... 😂

[@VirgoLunaKnight]

Shilpa Rajan omg cool idea 😉

[@SortedFood]

HAHAHA!

[@jbaum566]

@@SortedFood missed opportunity you f-ing idjits...missed f-ing opportunity...

[@m.m9076]

“Smells like a pond” and “tastes like the sea” is exactly how I want my ingredients to be described

[@ayeshaali6060]

Jamie: * to the bechamel* i can feel that getting harder. Mike: * with jamie pressed up against him* i can feel that getting harder.

[@piros100]

Ayesha Ali best bromance ever 😍😍😍

[@sammyblaze4234]

best thing is when people's comments are just transcripts of something we all watched couple of minutes ago.

[@crawfordbrown75]

What was Barry thinking?😂 such a missed opportunity

[@cedriccloutier7998]

I would of quite liked his burger.

[@ceres_lang]

@@cedriccloutier7998 would have

[@toangaseti]

Just seeing Barry squirming the whole time Jamie tells his dad joke was price less. Thank you Barry and Jamie for making my dad a little happier

[@wulfila99]

"Bird seeds"... I believe those birds are called sunflowers, Barry

[@wanderinwolf3804]

I think he was talking about the little black seeds. Those seeds look like either black sesame seeds or nigella seeds.

[@SeraphimCramer]

@@wanderinwolf3804 Nope. Those are the poppy seeds he mentioned.

[@isabellatheresemateo3961]

I think it was pepitas that baryy couldn't name

[@jenniferbeck5658]

"Tyson" is a huge chicken brand in the States, so Mike's name is a three-way.

[@abbigailkey15]

Jennifer Beck calm down, Ben. 😂😂

[@jamesburt9818]

Also thai boxing??

[@koyosan666]

That Dad joke was comedy gold, as was Barry's reaction! 😂

[@czynx3196]

I think global warming can be blamed solely on Barry's hob habits

[@danielletaylor4778]

The way Mike says "Eggplant" 🤣

[@luvevrybodybeautiful]

Barry kind of looks like the Hamburglar 🍔

[@tarunimasinghsanawar9721]

Oh who else ABSOLUTELY LOVED Barry getting awkward during the joke/story? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Barry: "what's happening " Barry: "I'm not comfortable " Barry: "oh it's still going on "

[@niseplank4527]

How I usually feel.

[@nukulele]

Waiting for Jamie to appear on Italian news 😏

[@MillsGeneral]

"Eggplant" said with an exaggerated American accent had me laughing. Finally know what an aubergine is.

[@codybasore2747]

I just went back to find it because I missed it the first time lol

[@SuperKathixD]

That was the longest dad joke I've ever heard. Dear lord.

[@BadriKid]

Kathi Pucher I don't understand he joke.... explaination??

[@sther9608]

Foot is the body part you walk on, and also a length measurement unit. By saying "a foot and a half" Gina meant that half of his foot (the tree toes) is missing, but Mama thought SOMETHING is a foot and a half long (around 45 cm). Did this help?

[@peacechan4500]

S thër oh my god Jamie u dirty man

[@yetta_the_coffee_addict3059]

S thër Oh Now i understand. That makes so much sense now. Jesus that's a very dirty dad joke

[@samanthairving7288]

I cannot stop laughing at Barrys reaction to the dad joke, holy shit im crying

[@Kazutoification]

7:31 EggPLANTS!

[@jeremygonzales1815]

Kazutoification I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@RichardCampbell_DotNetRocks]

With an American accent!

[@ro2456]

I feel attacked by that accent lmao

[@Appaddict01]

Richard Campbell A terrible one.😂

[@yygan22]

“i can feel that getting harder” “I can feel that getting harder” OH MY LORD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 😂😂

[@jenmalcom7004]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeartTheBacon]

always amazing to see barry be his own worst enemy in a battle :D :D

[@SortedFood]

A little bit of salt and pepper and it could have been amazing

[@tradesmith_yt]

@@SortedFood I’d love to see a Hawaiian battle! Or even Pacific Islander battle!

[@nakitar692]

I constantly keep coming back to these food battles over and over again. Seriously funny and some delicious creations come up every video

[@NadNoord]

Barry's reaction to jamie's dad joke was literally also my reaction

[@lexo420]

I always love Barry's excitement, optimism, and innovation in his recipes.

[@barbj672000]

Whoever drew the "Mike Thai-Son" tattoo on Mike did a brilliant job!! And Jamie looks just amazing in that suit!

[@yvettesalinas3588]

"The dolphins in your head" "There are. No. Dolphines. In my head." 😂😂😂😂 ive aeen this one a few times before and its still great!

[@SourceOfBeing]

How about a Battle where they make it look like it'll taste a certain way, but it tastes completely different.

[@hannahplas2495]

SourceOfBeing Like Jamie did in the Disney battle? Where the sweet looking things were savoury and the savoury looking things were sweet?

[@bcaye]

Yeah, they did sweet spaghetti and 'meat' balls also. That wasn't a battle, though.

[@michaelmayers3622]

@@bcaye isint it always sweet

[@T_C.]

Today has been the worst day of the year so far for me, but that dad joke has made my day. Not sure I can stop grinning now 🤣Thanks guys!

[@iraaqilah]

Thanks for the warning about Mike's "muscles" 🤣but hands down best costume has to go to Barry. Give that man a trophy 🤣😛

[@SortedFood]

No idea why muscles is in quotation marks tbh

[@tsubakisworld5342]

barry had me until he put those goddamn blueberries in

[@Nomadic813]

You were okay with seaweed matcha avocado?

[@Aaackermann]

Really? The blueberries? Not the kale? Or the macha? Or the tumeric? This "burger" was an abomination! And I usually support creative cooking! Liked their effort nonetheless! ;-)

[@felixc543]

i probaly could've gone along with any... 2? of the weird things he decided to put in if he had simplified and made sure all the flavors were complementary, but he really did just throw everything on there and expected it to work

[@robindegeus2969]

Seaweed. Barry. My dude. No.

[@steinfliege9912]

Robin de Geus it can actually be extremely delicous. If prepared right with seasinong and creamy stuff to balance out the salt.

[@Erikaahh_Mae]

I actually really like it! Haha

[@armorvalorcorrales1411]

Also with the blueberries and onion combo.... SAD. #MakeBurgersGreatAgain

[@Frogbjb]

Steinfliege seaweed + blueberry + turmeric + matcha in coconut oil sounds disgusting

[@NettanJuni]

NO CAPES! Barry found another reason for that quote I think 🤣

[@Cassiecan]

Please please please do a sushi battle!

[@Karoline_g]

……Jamie, that is NOT a dad joke. Unless it’s a dad joke because it’s an old joke, as I’ve known it for ~30 years. But watching barry absolutely DIE while you tell it? Priceless!

[@Borderlines]

Mike is very meticulous... He looks like a normal but constructs like a chef 🤔

[@DraconaiMac]

Sorta Clark Kenty of him.

[@JohnDoe-wx2oo]

He's married to james.

[@SamIAm10262]

@@JohnDoe-wx2oo LMFAO no.

[@madssaucexx5250]

You know what I wanna see. Ultimate Canadien Battle, you've done American, but I wanna see what you can come up with, cause you cant all make poutine right 😂

[@kateh7484]

I was watching another video but I stoped it immediately when I got that notification for a new Sorted video.

[@seanw.l.348]

Ditto!!

[@Tori-mh7fg]

Can you guys do an Afternoon Tea battle? Like, the boys have to come up with a small sweet, savory, and scone dish maybe? Just to make it extra challenging ;3

[@LubiiLubna]

*_Mike 'thai' Son_* 😂 Loved that coz it's super fitting to Mike the *_SORTED FOOD PUN KING_* 🙌🏽

[@BobbleWorld]

Those burgers weren't burgers, but they made up for it in a later episode. I really just want to say that Katie's shirt looked like the comfiest blanket shirt I've ever seen, and I want one.

[@jaceeeee33333]

GREAT JOKE N BURGER JAMIE! Hahahaha you got my vote 👍🏼

[@thomasdavenport358]

Ultimate vegetable battle (battle using only vegetables)

[@Modezed]

Not sure how Jamie and Barry got through that intro...

[@samanthairving7288]

Not sure how we got through it either

[@SaxophoneLover12]

Not sure how the editing went for that too, I remember the last time they talked like this and the people editing were dead. Literally (check the video and you'll get what I mean lol)

[@zer0tonin_]

2:39-3:50 this was so beautiful. jamie's expressions in this videos are beautiful

[@hannahplas2495]

I was expecting the perfect burger from Jamie... This battle was made for him. But putting noodles and meatballs into a burger..?

[@Halion1990]

the ultimate burger.... a chicken sandwich????? 2 buns with a lasagna in the middle. and whatever Barry made. THE ULTIMATE FAIL

[@siobhanshields9745]

That was NOT a dad joke Jamie! 😂😂😂 you’re forgiven though because your burger was absolutely the best

[@xorinzor]

"He's left his one on, and turned mine off" - It honestly gets me every time xD

[@jennyparkparrajp]

If you mute the video you can appreciate that Ben’s eyes are becoming more and more soulless

[@thomask1424]

Always nice to see Mike get a win, he tries so hard to do a good job.

[@rcticfloof]

you actually have someone cosplaying as a boxer and removed your boxing ring? ffs, make up your minds

[@nekkog]

After watching the redemption video I thought theres no way this one could be that bad.... and then Barry put the cold blueberries on... I love you guys but as an American this was painful 😂

[@laurahamilton1942]

Bring back comment of the week guys please

[@jayatiagarwal3721]

Ive been binge watching these ultimate battle videos and this one was by far the funniest one of all

[@kevinhoang5156]

9:50 Barry-"Please don't punch my buns." 😂 🍑

[@tomleonard830]

The pond scum burger is the only actual burger. The others are a chicken sandwich and a meatball sandwich.

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Those are called chicken burgers pretty much everywhere but the US, very much within the brief

[@franciscodetonne4797]

Since when chicken is not a valid burger meat?

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Francisco DeTonne because of etymology, burger is derived from hamBURG steak, which is only beef obviously. He’s just ignoring how drastically the word has changed it’s meaning over time

[@tomleonard830]

Francisco DeTonne In America, a burger generally refers to a ground meat patty on a bun. So we would call a ground chicken patty on a bun a chicken burger, but a fillet of chicken on a bun we would call a chicken sandwich.

[@janner2006]

@@tomleonard830 Right, but these guys aren’t American

[@kateh7484]

Barry’s costume tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hbhooooihbbgvv]

Kate H hee hee, yeah, nice costume, is that a green adult diaper?

[@teatime2936]

7:31... LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i had to listen to that over and over again.

[@CreativityandCoTube]

I actually said "that's a myth" out loud and Jamie said, "I know, you think it's a myth." LoL

[@SophieJackson1993]

Out loud? You might be insane then.

[@SophieJackson1993]

Unless you were with friends I’d have absolutely no clue why you’d ever say this out loud when you’re alone. Only to then comment that you said it out loud in these random comment’s section.

[@artypyrec4186]

You commented twice to a comment that is a year older than yours lol

[@lightgivener]

@@artypyrec4186 weird judgyness knows no time limit!

[@tisamon4070]

Giving the history of Hugo Boss, it's highly likely that the devil would wear Hugo Boss. So Jamies first answer is also correct.

[@ranguvar1175]

So I think we need to have a collective therapy session over these costumes and branding

[@nadyn8982]

I know that this video is five years old at this point, but because there are plenty of comments expressing their love for the boys already: I hope that Katie is staying her awesome self with her ultra-cozy dresses and her brilliant puns.

[@sophiel9640]

I think it would be really really interesting to see a “mystery box” style battle, so you give the boys ingredients and see what they come up with (without a recipe...)

[@FallotFilms]

Ultimate beer battle!! The guys brew their own beer over a few episodes (like the outdoor cooking ones), then make a meal that pairs with their beer!!

[@kabbaage]

Battles like these prove that Ben is too nice and doesn't critique them enough

[@fjolneri7148]

Holy all of them look so good sooooo goooood From Mike's : the mushrooms the aubergines and the greens From Jamie's : cheese tomato rocket leaves From Barry's : avocado dressing & seaweed salad WINNER!

[@h4nk3rz42]

Anyone else notice; mike wiped his hands on Barry’s cape. Straight after Jamie wiped his nose on it😂😂🦠

[@deloresoreilly5533]

You guys are great together. I just came across Sorted a short while ago, and I"m enamored.

[@jellyfish6777]

the way Mike says "eggplants"😂

[@suditijha9156]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bloodysavage]

that Daddy Joke tho. Barry's reaction was priceless!

[@jonburnell532]

Oh my gosh, lasagne burger! 😍

[@RDG.357]

Back in the day (other than the noodle layers) we called that a "Sloppy Joe".

[@jewelsymom]

As an American, I am not at all happy about those burgers. But I love you guys. Show us more British food!!

[@RightHandOfHell]

Jamie reminds me of crowley from Supernatural :O looking slick jamie

[@jbaum566]

Oh my God! Thats what he looks like! Im rewatching this the I don't know how often time!

[@markbolton4142]

loved the Jamie joke about the virgin Italian virgin on her wedding night

[@chichigames4589]

While the Thai chicken would have probably been the best flavor, I am not convinced it was a "burger". Maybe if Mike had ground the chicken and made a patty out of it?

[@shaenmacdevette9610]

Kudos to Jamie, we acknowledge and appreciate your genuine effort 🌟😊

[@aspentree4573]

Dear Sorted Food, You used to make 4 shows a week, and for a channel as wonderful and popular as your requires more than 2 a week. Can you please go back to at least 3? Also, James has become the fifth friend to us viewers, so please include him more. And we need some red shorts. They seem to have gone missing but need to be found. Thank you 😁

[@spiderdude2099]

The way he said "eggplant" was hilarious.

[@potato-rn4eh]

this reminds me of the parks and rec episode where ron and Chris have a cook off and I am ron right now

[@lisaprestipino5013]

Please bring ultimate battles back! I love them 💕

[@elinchristina]

"I thought I was doing you a favor" I don't think you were doing any of us a favor

[@catmom475]

While I know it's late, I don't think they should be able to take off their costumes while cooking. Therefore, Jamie should have won!