THE ULTIMATE BURGER BATTLE - TAKE 2!! | Sorted Food

We know what you're thinking: I've seen this one before and it was s***! We're sorry. So here we go again. Welcome to the ULTIMATE Burger Battle 2.0! We promise we'll do better this time.
Don't forget to cast your vote in the poll so we can crown the CHAMPION of Burgers!
Here are the burger recipes!
Mike's Posh Double Chezza: bit.ly/PoshBurger
Jamie's Burger that has a knife going through it: bit.ly/GrmetBurger
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[@VandrefalkTV]

I'll take one of each, please! *Salivates uncontrollably..*

[@bcaye]

"Don't make me wait while I salivate, can't help myself, they're too pretty."

[@jeanns.8095]

Soooooooo much better than last time.

[@ntlespino]

The boys or the burgers, message unclear

[@justme4977]

Only one? I could eat at least two of each.

[@h4nk3rz42]

Vandrefalk *.*

[@stephenhayward132]

Jamie cocking up and being a proper dad by mixing his words up was the real joke this week😂

[@alexkaen1701]

Jamie: If you don't like the joke, you can't blame me 'Completely screws up the delivery'

[@windwoman3549]

When Jamie stuck that big knife in, I thought “Excaliburger!”

[@Timalay]

Whoso pulleth out this sword from this burger, is right wise King born of all England.

[@WhiteDaft]

Why is your comment not pinned by Sorted, I exploded xD

[@lancelindlelee7256]

I would have laughed a lot, but I've already been to a place that actually had this. Solid burger

[@Annie1962]

Brilliant!

[@duelgundam]

Fit for the King of Knights herself!

[@britfofana4060]

I really love how they constantly rip on each other throughout the entire process, but when it comes to actually tasting the final product, they're complimentary, give great feedback, and are supportive of one another's food. This channel is getting me through some rough times; I absolutely love it! If you're ever in the Washington, DC area, go to Ben's Chili Bowl!!

[@chacopaco407]

I drive past that the other day on my way to a Dr. appt and told my husband that next time we are there we should go! How weird is that!?

[@BeardedDanishViking]

@@chacopaco407 Not really, considering the place is super popular.

[@John-lo4xz]

It is called banter. Americans don't know what it is.

[@AmaluVarghese]

ah man i miss the fridge format

[@izzy1221]

Barry doing something simple? *What alternate timeline is this?!*

[@SortedFood]

Hahaa, crazy isn't it??

[@jecoffey]

SORTEDfood I’m willing to bet that after buying the meat, he ran out of money for the other ingredients.

[@01Milkchocolate.]

😂

[@user-ot8lu8xp4f]

Isagail kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5zdoJqNfJ6eibc

[@bcaye]

With all those different meats, not sure you can call it simple.

[@mehr14]

Rewatching this months later makes you realise just how quiet James used to be

[@TransTess]

Still sassy though :D

[@e-linamarie]

he’s completely quiet now😞

[@nithyarhearajshekhar9070]

Mike is so frikkin talented! He does the voices, the editing, the designing and even drawing those food sketches, on top of being a primary content creator... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@janmonroe2717]

Simplest way to clean out a grinder attachment between batches is to push thru a slice of stale bread. This is an old trick I learned from my great grandma.

[@carliegriffiths6290]

Oooo thanks! Thats really useful!

[@Starbean89]

Add on tip from my dad : make sure it’s white bread you use. Anything with seeds may mess up the grinder

[@AuskaDezjArdamaath]

My mom uses crackers. Same principal. Cleans out all the meat bits.

[@PhaTs00p]

Just use some already ground meat. Now you can clean your grinder and use all of the meat and have no bread in it. If you wanna do meatloaf just do whatever.

[@julhearts123]

"Look at those ... imagine if they were chicken." Mike and his love for chicken 😂😂😂😂

[@SourceOfBeing]

When he said "All beef burger", I was hoping the buns would be made of beef as well.

[@tinkaraazb9383]

I thoughts it wud Just be a paty Nothing else

[@thethorn7904]

Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragonnn

[@An_Average_Idiot]

He used the card "hamburger recipe"

[@allianceofsteel]

i think it would have been awesome if he'd baked his own buns and used beef tallow in the mix for his fat component, beef broth for the liquid...... caramelized onions with beef bullion lol.

[@oneblacksun]

Technically, it would work. Hamburg steak. Look it up.

[@ZanarGaming]

I dont mind being the food tester 😋

[@KickyFut]

Me too! I will *never* judge a food competition from sight alone... We have to taste it!😋

[@thatguy4550]

Anyone else hear mike say “that’s slightly bigger than my bum” instead of bun 😂

[@amyhatto4420]

ThatGuy yep!! 😂

[@The12345Rock]

Yea I was just gonna comment that😂😂

[@Tacobell1384]

I've watched this video so many times and never realized he said bun until I read your comment.

[@violetskies14]

YES!!!!

[@ciderfan823]

I think I heard bun, but interpreted it as it's used in buns of steel.

[@oskarelysee9076]

I am happy that Mike recreated that truffle tarragon mayo, after his experience with the lobster burger.

[@kateh7484]

The fact that Jamie f’ed up that joke made it even more of a dad joke 😝

[@tamsynhoskin7059]

Kate H I never hear his dads jokes! 😭

[@user-ot8lu8xp4f]

Kate H kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5zdoJqNfJ6eibc

[@bender7167]

It was even more funny that he completely had no idea he misspoke

[@sodapopmermaid7897]

Definitely my favorite part was the boys being so good to Izzy. And Izzy being cuter than I could have ever thought possible.

[@maryudomah4387]

It’s battles like this that make me forget that Jamie is NOT just some American who moved to the UK a few years ago.

[@ILOVEFABLEHAVEN]

WAYYY better! Thank god there was not a blueberry in sight ;)

[@gabrielleomalley8217]

I would love to see you guys do a "Sorted reacts to old videos". I watched some of your first videos recently and while I love the growth that has happened since then, they are kind cringy

[@SortedFood]

Ooooh nice idea!

[@YosuaNangin]

SORTEDfood Ben got fatter that's for sure.

[@NowhereNarrative]

Maybe see if you can improve the recipes too, just for fun.

[@connorjones9627]

For what it's worth, I know a lot of people really don't care for reaction videos (myself included). Much prefer proper food content

[@gabrielleomalley8217]

Connor Jones when I say a react video I mean picking an old video and redoing the recipe. Basically showing clips of the old video showing where it either went wrong or they've learned since then or just flat out make fun of themselves (like Mike's hair, baby Ben, beardless Jaime, and Barry just being goofy) while also improving the recipe

[@ashleyrice4195]

I’m a new watcher and I’m binge watching; I loving seeing how everything has changed over the years, especially how the dynamic between everyone has changed from before James was a main chef and after he became a main chef.

[@auntlynnie]

"Posh, but Proper Dirty" sounds like a racy novel title. ♥

[@someenthusiast]

dang this is actually hard. and it would depends on moods. Mike's burger is the most balanced to me. crunch, lettuce, cheesy. Jamie's super filthy, something I'd take on dinner and beer. Barry's simple and subtle, and I really like sweet caramelized onion on everything. Verdict: Barry's for breakfast Mike's for lunch Jamie's for dinner

[@abalonewaters9759]

A perfect way to describe a lot of their challenges where I actually like all of the meals. Needs the right time and place--and budget.

[@izzy1221]

Now these...THESE ARE BURGERS! Barry has redeemed himself from the previous battle in my eyes.

[@maryjanegibson7743]

I've recently started adding finely grated sharp cheddar and finely chopped cooked bacon to my burger patties. My family loved this and much preefers this to my original recipe for burgers.

[@jambalie]

Yes to all burgers. My favorite thing though is that they give each other so much shit, but once they taste the food, they don't lie about how good anyone's is.

[@terriblegamer6162]

Ron Swanson: "Here's mine, it's a hamburger made out of meat, bun and nothing else. Add ketchup if you'd like, I couldn't care less."

[@davidyaranov2978]

being honest... he would probably win too haha

[@sahirdiesh6386]

That intro smooth tho

[@hannuala-olla4302]

"Barry's burger is why he loses every battle" Five years from now: "Barry, your dish was best but remember that burger you made year ago? You lose."

[@aloushali18]

I love how this channel grew over the years, been a while since I binged watched Sorted and now I have a looot of episodes to catch up on!

[@callumrules350]

Would love to see something like a student battle. Just super simple ingredients that students could afford

[@ranijanssen1454]

Callum Childs Yes! And make them cook it in a student room (no oven or fancy equipment)

[@RachelSmithvvmusic98]

Oh gosh that’s a great idea! And like in a dorm kitchen with no special utensils or anything...the ultimate college student food battle!

[@saturnstar792]

Mike's!! But they ALL look sooooooo good. Good job guys!

[@ninny41077]

"If it is bad don't blame it on me..." - Mixes up cow and milk. :)

[@Timelost_Techpriest]

That caramelized onion and cheese mix looks horrible but I'm betting it tastes _amazing_

[@nourah2931]

"better dressed but hardly to please ", Grumpy James is really becoming a thing 😂😂

[@ninacurran7322]

protip from Jamie: when making a steak burger, don't beat your meat

[@cako666]

Nina Curran dont beat it too much*** You can go for a mild meat handling.

[@maindepth8830]

@@cako666 😂

[@maindepth8830]

😂

[@violetskies14]

@@cako666 😂

[@niklp6965]

Barry’s burger is 100% an exact copy of April Bloomfield's salvation Burger. Down to the sesame seeds and type of cheese!!

[@INSANEZORO]

I was wondering if anyone noticed that too. I was thinking where have I seen that before😂😂

[@anjobanjo1221]

All three, please. That "Dad Joke" is super fun, but the flub is pure magic😆. I love watching these videos - heartfelt thanks from California!

[@MsMelany21]

This was so much more satisfying 😂 real filthy burgers! All 3 looked amazing! Im so hungry right now, love you guys! Always quality on this channel! (Ps. My vote is for Mike because it looks soooo good)

[@brissygirl4997]

MsMelany21 I would eat Mike's and then Barry's. Jamie doesn't get a look in because he put pickles on his and I hate pickles.

[@nathangarrett9868]

Re watching this after years I love how Mike act when Izzy has hiccups. When filming and delay that you cause can make you feel so bad but Mike makes it light hearted while also explaining to us in a funny way. Shows he’s a really nice guy tbh and how much of a family feeling channel sorted is.

[@clusterbungle]

I've been watching you guys for years now and tonight you inspired me to level up my dinner. I made a pork chorizo and apple burger, and brushed both sides of the bun with garlic butter and seared that in the pan to toast it. To go on top I made a quick fresh tomato salsa and also made mayonnaise from scratch for the very first time - and spiked it with chilli sauce of course 😉 Don't want to toot my own horn but it was definitely the best burger I've ever had. Thanks for all the tips and tricks I've picked up from your videos over the years 😁

[@whatsstandard]

So.... Binging With Babish collab/Ultimate Movie Food ultimate battle when?

[@gunwingeagle1096]

Someone would have to cross the pond but I'd love to see Bw/B and Sorted collab

[@tinkaraazb9383]

Yes yes yes... Form a daniel bryan wwe toy

[@scouttyra]

+

[@LauraGentcheff]

I mean, we all like burgers, we all like Sorted ultimate battles, so... THIS WAS AMAZING! And, better then the first version😂

[@KeithSarkar]

Laura Gentcheff Which was the first version? I can't recall.

[@LauraGentcheff]

Keith Sarkar : kzbin.info/www/bejne/mavdkKKJorOLnNU 😉

[@ameeagle7]

Just watched all of these. You guys have gotten so much better, and the show has gotten so much more entertaining and believable over time too. Awesome progress lads.

[@Sarawkweird]

Where can I get a clip of Mike saying, "It's proper dirty" on a loop? For reasons...

[@jmp_fr]

For personal use only. 😂

[@anjobanjo1221]

YES!!

[@AllHailSp00nRiver]

I want it as a text ringtone.

[@v8trauma]

I know it's almost a year late, but I just made one that says "its posh, but proper dirty" and one that just says "proper dirty". Dm me and I'll send it to you. I was bored and it took a couple of minutes to pull it out of the audio and crop it as a notification.

[@bartlio123]

@@v8trauma Yes Please

[@shishirleyy]

Being this early, i know you can see my comment. And i just want to tell you guys how much i love your channel. Never stop doing what you are doing.. I really appreciate the work you put in in all your videos. Thank you for all you guys behind the camera too! I love you guys sooooo much. Thank you so much.

[@corbinbrier0]

Putting that gorgeous hunting knife into that burger made me proud. Good job Jamie. What an American thing to do, something we'd do out here in the country.

[@mdc47]

Jamie's tastes are very American.

[@carrot708]

It's a funnier joke when you say "Milk that gives bad cow"

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Bad cow disease

[@TheHairyKarl]

Sometimes I feel like Barry just needs a hug

[@lucybunnyiscool]

YES THERE'S THE BACON BURGER I WAS LOOKING FOR

[@snowandlightsmusic]

I reckon jamie has such amazing on screen charisma, whenever he's on camera he just ups the quality of everything. I adore all the guys but jamie is magnetic!

[@elle0unit]

I think Mike's ideas are always underrrated. I miss him in front of the camera.

[@Stettafire]

I enjoyed the first vid, very creative. I will also enjoy this though, I'm happy either way :D

[@SortedFood]

Double win!

[@julhearts123]

"Because Ben can't make it so we are swapping him for someone better dressed but harder to please." OK I'm fine with that 😂😝😏😏

[@mdc47]

James may be harder to please but he's still so damn polite it's adorable

[@jameslandon2928]

"That guy's not even the regular chef, so don't listen to him." Mike's saltiness got my first ever comment on this channel.

[@linedinlead]

Watched a couple of your videos, great content lads! You earned a sub.

[@mattkevlarlarock5469]

i almost didn't watch this after the first disaster, but glad i did. you guys rocked it. all three burgers were amazing.

[@garethkeane3020]

Nice! Would love to see more homecooking vs restaurant videos 😁

[@Himaniiibiebsy]

*"You coming back next time? No the answer's no, you're not. Sod off!"* 😂😂

[@trapjackson7863]

A little tip when using a meat grinder and you want to switch to a different meat, just toss a piece of bread in to “purge” the last bit of meat left inside the machine.

[@photosmithy]

Hats off to you all, just subscribed and blown away by the content. Good food , good humour no bullshit.

[@robertnorris8367]

Another burger battle? Can’t say I’m disappointed. 😁👌

[@MarcyBowkew]

I think it’d be fun if you guys did more redemption battles! Revisit old episodes and use what you’ve learnt since then, or try a new idea/recipe/strategy.

[@arthistorybaseballgeek9373]

Spot on assessment. I agree with the ranking completely. And thank you for making actual burgers this time. Those all looked great. Damn, I'm hungry now.

[@mia-qd1xn]

8:13 This melts my heart

[@duncanmccormick6673]

Proper burgers finally

[@pettydus]

Ben's gotten very little screen time, lately. Happy to know he's spending more time with Tyrone. Hope he's back soon, tho.

[@ashleyreddy5096]

I just started watching you guys during quarantine, and I can't stop because you guys are damn hilarious!!!! Thanks for the amazing content!

[@violetskies14]

Hey me too!

[@9SmartSand6]

This is my first time watching one of your videos, and I must say it was superb. Those twats at Buzzfeed could learn so much from you on how to do it right.

[@kerlikaarna6336]

Stephen Macuch the thing about buzzfeed/tasty is that the people there arent friends(atleast everyone) they are colleagues. here sortedfood they are best friends so its more about friendship, humor and food.

[@sjackie1]

Well they definitely are now. It seems Buzzfeed has stolen their idea of making dishes three ways. I thought they had stopped that nonsense of stealing content from others and not giving credit, but it seems I was wrong.

[@violetskies14]

I agree. I used to watch it quite a but but then the try guys left so I just subscribed to them and unsubscribed to buzzfeed because I realised they were the only people there who gave me the feeling I get watching sortedfood and other great KZbin channels. They're a content farm and thieves stealing people's recipes and show formats and do the same boring shit over and over again without trying to create or improve their content. How many Americans eat British food can one channel make?

[@kathryn2699]

When do we get to properly meet the other Sorted Food crew in a video? Maybe like another Sorted Made Personal with each of them?? Poor Izzy and her hiccups 😂

[@FlyingWolfWings]

Jamie and bacon?? Couldn't have seen it coming.

[@SortedFood]

Shocker, right?

[@lidort]

If Jamie didn't want his burger cut he should have made 4 one for each person.

[@t.t.3459]

This is so much fun to watch!

[@Apocalypz]

I thought my first choice would have been the bacon burger, but Mike's end result was simply amazing! #TeamMike

[@lilygilmour6185]

I LOVE SORTED!! Thanks guys for always releasing the best content xx

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

So glad you got it right, I know what love feels like again.

[@awks_eats]

Thanks Barry for your caramelised Onion relish recipe. It really works well with cheese and dried thyme!

[@chernandez2134]

8:41 Hold up... Is James wearing the red shorts™ in this video 😲

[@0roseable]

Good spotting! And they claimed he was better dressed.

[@edenhuh4557]

D.I.C.E Daddy he looked really good with that

[@marianangelicarimando2297]

The editing just gets better and better! ❤️ you SORTEDfood! Keep doing you!

[@HanChulFan]

as much as i loved this ep as well i did enjoy the prev burger challenge. the comments james read were kinda funny but also a tad mean. i love that they can get so creative on this channel! so not everything works but they had fun and they tried🤷🏻‍♀️

[@SgtStinger]

That pan was NOT hot enough for smash burgers

[@angelawat98]

We've missed you Mike, welcome back! And those burgers were great guys!

[@LoryLilyBomber]

I actually liked the old burger battle too, but I’m always happy to see ultimate battles, no matter what they’re on!!!!!!!!!!!! Would love to see a Disney Battle Take 2, too-not because the old one was bad (it was great), but because there’s just so many options!!

[@teamtriptonite7445]

I'm so glad you did a round 2! Barry's burger looked great, but I would have preferred one other element like pickles or salad on it.

[@Tacobell1384]

I have watched this episode countless times (a joy to watch each time) and this is the first time that I realized that in the description their is a link to the recipe for Mike's burger and Jamie's burger but not Barry's burger.

[@luvevrybodybeautiful]

I should be studying statistics but instead im here being “ udderly ” disappointed by Jamie’s dad joke;) Just kidding..totally worth it!

[@Dogoodah]

Jamie burger looks like Excalibur. fix - Excaliburger.

[@vl1491]

I like how the arrow at the back is pointing at Jamie the whole time haha sit there and you'll win!

[@princ3sstofu]

I really love pickled on burger so i really wold have for jammie’s as well. But mb with just chuck stakes for the patty and some beef dripping. All of them looks AMAZING !!!!!

[@rhyshumphreys1963]

i think the camera people should have a battle, would mix things up a little.

[@jmp_fr]

Thank god for this video.

[@Cj7Tekkas]

You don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video, all 3 of these burgers look incredible and I’d pay good money for any of them!

[@yvettesalinas3588]

I need a "take 2" of the meatloaf

[@huggledemon32]

Dammit!- and this is why I shouldn't watch your videos at 1am!- hungry!!! 🍔 oh and I swear I heard Mike say "meanwhile each patty is slightly bigger than my BUM because they shrink when you cook them"

[@KaiPonVisp]

huggledemon32 I think that may have been what he said?

[@huggledemon32]

KaiPon Visp hmm ok- I assumed he said "bun" and I just misheard🤔😏

[@KaiPonVisp]

huggledemon32 i mean that would make sense but this is Mike we're talking about 😂😂 (Kidding, Mike, luv u ❤❤)

[@huggledemon32]

KaiPon Visp good point good point. Also the intro does usually warn us that innuendos are to be expected.........maybe Mike just felt his bum wasn't getting the attention it deserves?😁😏

[@KaiPonVisp]

huggledemon32 Yes, Mike's bum needs a lot more attention 😏😏 Actually, all their bums need more attention imo. They all have pretty great bums. 😏😏😍😍

[@lorendurochez6192]

I am getting so hungry now hahah :p Looks good, lads!

[@MidnightTempest]

Bloody hell, it's so hard to choose between the three. One of each please! And maybe keep them coming haha

[@tomobrien4182]

James is so subdued and calm in this video - It's adorable

[@andrineslife]

Camera operating and hiccups is apparantly a bad combination!

[@putrijoyceirawati2638]

Absent Ben, and you guys managed to not burn the kitchen down to ashes during an ultimate battle. Proud of you guys 👍👍 Oh and is it just me or has Barry's mumbling gotten worse, I had to rewind several times to understand what he was saying.

[@01Milkchocolate.]

😆

[@staceydavis7721]

These all look amazing!!!

[@lotusolympus9738]

Can you guys try making a veggie burger with black beans? Great videos as always guys!!!! Keep up the fabulous work!! You all make me smile and laugh at your jokes and pranks.