The ULTIMATE WAR HORN!!

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[@radstagstew]

When Jason played what he called Quantum Leap, it sounds exactly like John The Fisherman by Primus

[@SaltNBattery]

14:24 Is this the first time Brian's used tape??

[@Blackpheonix99]

You guys should learn some epoxy resin work! Like make one of those cool live edge tables or encase something in resin and shape it!

[@spadegaming6348]

I thought the guy said pvc farts I'm disappointed

[@dalesnider8040]

Keith Richards cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

[@TheMuddbudd]

"Who's inserting, who's blowing and who's holding?" is quite possibly my new favorite MR quote

[@gunkakamegadong9454]

@@burritodog3634 yes that’s why it’s funny

[@TheRealAtello]

I need it on a shirt.

[@thomasmcgehee2700]

What was your previous favorite

[@cavemandanwilder5597]

More bushing for the pushing

[@metisrune_4279]

@@cavemandanwilder5597 lmfao, what episode is that from?

[@MisterTingles]

Cory's frequent side turns of "If I'm not looking in the direction of the obvious self-harm hazard, I can't be held liable" will never get old...

[@TheRealAlpha2]

It's a practical life skill, no one _wants_ the spray of blood to catch them directly in the eye.

[@tylerdanforth1610]

Jason’s “everything’s a drum” killed me. I love aunty Donna. Also just noticed Jason and I both have that turtle tattoo.

[@TheBigburcie]

That skit haunts me still.

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

and hold fast on his knuckles

[@nohjrd]

"You're just playing it wrong... everything is a drum"

[@scoobs1251]

Are does real?

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Attach an air compressor and you got a dubstep cannon. The Wub Machine.

[@clearmelody6252]

Also known as "The Bass Canon", proven bane to stuck up snobs and chaotic neutral demi-gods alike. ;)

[@kaelang12]

[saint's row iv intensifies]

[@johndanes2294]

"Slaneesh sings through us!"

[@nienke7713]

So Brian 'cheated' by creating a mnemonic to help him remember, which worked so well he still remembers it to this day? Pretty sure that's not cheating, that's just playing to your strengths so you memorise the thing you had to memorise

[@hobbitguy1420]

Brian, that is not cheating. That's an effective mnemonic.

[@FurrBeard]

I'm old enough to remember an episode of "Happy Days" where one of the characters used a singing mnemonic to pass an important exam. It's why something like "Schoolhouse Rock" decades ago is why I can still SING the Preamble to the US Constitution. ;) So absolutely agreed, NOT cheating!

[@johnbeauvais3159]

6th grade they made us memorize prepositions to “Yankee Doodle” and then I taught myself to do the alphabet backwards for grins

[@purpleYamask]

It's great at the end to have them making duck noises and then Jason just intermittently overpowering them with a noise halfway between "War Of The Worlds" and "Giant Demon Frog"

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

"All that heard the sound trembled. Many of the Orcs cast themselves on their faces and covered their ears with their claws. Back from the deep the echoes came, blast upon blast, as if on every cliff a mighty herald stood."

[@lazarus8069]

I read this to the tune of Big Iron 😂 Thank you

[@jimmy8469]

I’m an Arizona ranger, and I won’t be too long in town. I came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead. And it doesn’t matter, I’m after Texas Red. After Texas Red.

[@fireflyserenity31]

@@lazarus8069 Now I want an LOTR parody written as a western

[@MiWill1988]

10:50 "Who's inserting, who's blowing and who's holding?" Do you want fan fics? This is how you get fan fics

[@DJ_NOOB]

OMG...... that opening was glorious. LOL. Whoever came up with that deserves a raise.

[@cranfill]

Heather, one of our amazing editors

[@IceDragon978]

"Who's inserting, who's blowing, and who's holding?" Truly the age-old question.

[@Povilaz]

The intro is pure gold. I can't stop laughing

[@gernotg8480]

Povilaz can you help me?

[@mechwarrior5727]

Seeing them discover how much air wind instruments take is hilarious Don't puff your cheeks!

[@gigglesgames1]

Hahaha. This comment took me back to 6th grade band class where the instructor constantly yelled, "Stop puffing your cheeks! You're making it harder!!!"

[@mechwarrior5727]

@@gigglesgames1 exactly right, on trumpet (I'm a flute player mind you) I can be mostly in tune, if I puff my cheeks out? I'm down anywhere from an ⅛th tone, to 2 half steps, its crazy

[@morpheus636]

​@@mechwarrior5727 Former trumpet player here. Puffing your cheeks out just makes it harder for you. As my instructor would say "you gotta work on your chops", in other words, you have to build up those muscles and the muscle memory so you can buzz right. Once you have that down, pretty much any brass instrument is the same. My dentist hates me for it though, since my lower lip is so strong I have to move it by hand to brush the base of my front teeth.

[@mechwarrior5727]

@@morpheus636 that's hilarious

[@pandoratheclay]

@@gigglesgames1 “I like the challenge teach!”

[@zacharyeve5713]

PVC is to the modern rogue as hot glue is to 5 min crafts. But Modern Rogue does a damn fine job every time

[@Wanderer24]

It has begun! Sound the horn of Wrongdor!

[@JD-128]

Excuse you, that's the HONK of Wrongdor. XD

[@Wanderer24]

@@JD-128 you are right, I'm terribly sorry

[@JD-128]

@@Wanderer24 You are forgiven. XD

[@ThrowinRowan]

If I don’t see “the ultimate Emphysema Orchestra Collection” on CD in the next scam stuff sale, I’m making it myself.

[@MakeItWithCalvin]

So what Patreon level gets me The Ultimate Emphysema Orchestra Collection? Genuinely curious.

[@philiphockenbury6563]

I might have to join the Patreon in order to get it.

[@thedullohanvids]

You should mount the Hobomaphone to the roof of rogue HQ. It can be like the Horn of Gondor crossed with the beacons. The Hobomaphone sounds, Rogue HQ calls for aid!

[@glennm5616]

If you guys actually made an album, even if it were experimental like the intro, I legit would buy it to play in my car (the CD player is the only working thing in the car right now).

[@TotallyDC]

If that CD is on sale, it is still way better merch than majority of other channels are offering :D

[@wezyap]

you should try to hook the big foghorn up to a 300 bar scuba tank, with no regulators, just directly to the tank valve.

[@ThatRagamuffin]

I had to pause the video to compose myself when Jason started doing the Conan monologue. 🤣

[@ArcanisUrriah]

Yup. I was like BEST FILM EVER! And he did it so well. You can tell he was trined well from an early age.....

[@Povilaz]

That huge cyberpunk warhorn sounds so cool. It's so soothing and terrifying. "War of the worlds" vibes.

[@albertoftasmania]

UUuuulaaa

[@soup5344]

"Give us a job!" "Fine, do it!" "What am I doing?"

[@Q1745]

Epic intro today boys! And you finished with everyone passing out playing the horns. 😂

[@siegeturtlez3497]

That large horn sounds almost like a seismic charge from Star Wars lol

[@fuzzheadwriter]

this episode definitely needed someone playing spoons behind some of the horn playing, but its all just so ridiculous and beautiful

[@HotBeverages]

This is fascinating the hell out of my birds.

[@Monkeyman0799]

Brian staring at a table of parts entirely made of plastic: "Wait... Plastic?!"

[@UnfriendlyFire]

I can already see Brian, Jason, and Corey getting chased out of HQ because they kept driving everyone insane!

[@cranfill]

Crew was very unpleased

[@Tee643]

In the distance if you listen closely you can just make out a voice,one that echoes throughout the age THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!

[@prototypeshogun2659]

I was on the edge of my seat hoping he was quoting Crystal Method instead of The Dark Crystal itself.... Gonna load up that album right after this episode!

[@No_Treading]

Scrolling through here wondering if literally anybody else caught that but me. I was like I know those words and then it hit me. I went and listened to it immediately after.

[@justinbanks2380]

Haha, when the 'adult' says, "I'm not sure, I don't music" Chef's kiss. I love Modern Rogue for moments like this.

[@esinohio]

Modern Rogue hoedown is now my ringtone.

[@DreadTheSurvivor]

Brian doing Crystal Method was the best thing ever!!!!

[@UD503J]

You know what? Vegas still holds up. Listened to it all the way through last week. Still slaps.

[@b.aleman8401]

I love how even though this episode was enjoyable, if I try to screenshot the Orchestra, I can't show it to anyone cuz it just looks like 3 crackheads makin it work. Love you guys, but less crack next time lol

[@RobertSmith-rp2xy]

"If you can't duct it then fuck it" Wise words from most mechanics lmao

[@jasonsgroovemachine]

Reminds me of high school when I had to switch between different saxophones depending on what the band was doing. The alto took a ton of pressure but next to no air flow compared to the baritone which was all air flow and no pressure.

[@Dr_Monitor]

When they were making "music", I realized all they made was dubstep sans drum beats.

[@THATGUYDOES]

The song they pay together is what a slowmo car crash sounds like

[@gustonzimasheen]

You know, if you were to swap the first letters on "War" & "Horn" with each other, you'd get a pretty good device to use if you were driving past the red light district

[@notsew008]

Anyone else wondering if Jason's tatoos are legit, or if it's an upcoming video

[@perceptionascending439]

Stenography episode. Sorry to try that rabbit hole

[@purpleYamask]

My guess is "how a tattoo works" and they just used temp ink and let Jason get weird ones his body will absorb in a couple weeks

[@MusiciansReflib]

@@purpleYamask they will be assimilated.

[@purpleYamask]

@@MusiciansReflib kinda, it's more just that his body will shove the ink particles into his liver

[@samdillard1824]

the hold fast is obviously fake as both the H and F are already fading.

[@cut--]

The other night I missed the fog horn. I grew up in the 60s on the Maine coast, and fog horns were the sweetest sound that went along with waves lapping. As time and tech changed the fog horns vanished and tonight I thought, "Lets make one!" WOW @ 16:25 that is so perfect! But there after...

[@pinkythehobo]

and also WOAH at the end..all that ruckuss at the end sounded like the beginners band room warm up before a concert..the clarinets in specific..my god a memory i havent had in years

[@samfleeman6215]

This has all the energy of kids being given recorders in elementary school and I’m kinda here for it.

[@humanoid251]

Now they have to paint themselves blue and make a super janky album with these horns. I will buy it immediately That last one sounded like they were going for Bon Jovi’s You Give Love A Bad Name 🤣

[@Rurik_Luci]

Can I just make it clear that when I woke up today I never wanted to hear the phrase fingering my bushing.

[@bengosling4606]

Had country family relo's who used a cow bell or some such to signal meal times, and as a 14 yr old kid went to a sheep station in the outback and the gentleman who owned the farm had a dinner bell to signal the farm hands for meals or knock off time etc...

[@EEPROM42]

Actually, to me, that sounds more like a clarinet. but that checks out because the inside of a clarinet is cylindrical like PVC.

[@_valuablelemon52_20]

Jason’s getting those overtones with no struggle at all sheeeesh

[@prototypeshogun2659]

The most innuendo filled episode ever.

[@FusionDeveloper]

This video could also be titled "How to annoy everyone in your home and your neighbors, just by breathing".

[@Zarxiel]

Crystal Method reference? Thanks for making some of us feel ancient. "Damn you Brushwood!"

[@chaossdragon]

the Honk of Wrongdor through the Hobomophone...

[@captaincorundum9788]

12:50 My man just laid down a Dark Crystal reference I love this show

[@markusgeimer3099]

I knew he was making a crystal method reference, I'm so glad i get Brian's humor and references.

[@JakHart]

My gosh. That intro. That brought me straight back to the 90's. Thank you.

[@alexandermoran7783]

that song the trio did was should be called lack of oxygen

[@Henchman_Holding_Wrench]

I stuck my saxophone mouthpiece on a large traffic cone once. That was quite an effective signaling horn.

[@Blackpheonix99]

On the large one it just sounded like Jason was saying "WOOOOOOAH" in a voice changer box lol

[@bryanquick3349]

reciting the entire conan opening monologue, and the dark crystal, to stupid pipe noises. perfection.

[@alexthunderbrand]

This music was slightly better than the soundtrack to 'Death Wish'

[@dancy62]

"Everything's a drum." 🤣🤣🤣

[@OneHuntiBoi]

the 'everythings a drum' caught me so off guard. actual Vietnam flashbacks xD

[@littlebear444]

The fact that you made a crystal method reference makes me love you more

[@AmirTapir]

I think I've never heard analog dubstep before this video! haha Great job guys!!!

[@MikeTVest]

Would busting a blood vessel had counted as resetting the injury counter?

[@dangerszewski9816]

Dear lord, I loved your "cover" of Trip Like I Do-- the moment he started with the narration I knew where it was going.

[@ModernRogue]

So glad you caught that.

[@jenmanacsa3174]

It’s about 4:30am now in the Philippines and i can’t contain my laugh.. 🙊😂

[@dampe7438]

"You blow, I'll insert" ~ Modern Rogue 2021

[@ChrisLeeW00]

In this design, I would call it a membrane rather than a reed. The physics is basically the same principal though.

[@evanf1443]

Might be able to get a good medium between mouth and air compressor by hooking up a bike pump. Might make it more portable too.

[@rabbitslayer42]

A busing is used to protect one thing from rubbing on, or being cut by, another thing

[@conribarnes1373]

I need to reset my injury counter. I died from laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheToasterWaffle]

I love how the big one just sounds like "woooah"

[@levilevis9032]

this is like day 84 on a castaway island, and they're doing anything to send out a signal to be rescued.

[@sygo]

"everything's a drum" - does this mean modern rogue has watched aunty Donna's BOHOF?

[@cranfill]

Yep

[@cranfill]

They have been on our comedy show

[@StalwartShinobi]

i love a good war horn! it seems quite scary if you went to war and heard a real war horn coming from the enemy

[@MrWalrus81]

When the video started I was desperately trying to figure out which tab the ad audio was coming from

[@markjacobsen302]

I want one of those albums. Totally! I can load it in my CD player right next to my bagpipes CD!

[@sh3rid4n121]

And this is how dubstep was discovered

[@Nadesican]

Awesome reference by Brian. I love that band!

[@sparky338]

I imagine making a good seal with the air compressor would help make it louder. Kind of like a gel earbud insert, just in a larger scale.

[@Epicmonk117]

the _???_ song from the beginning sounds like it could make some pretty decent ambient noise with a couple tweaks

[@QuadeMillerEdwards]

this video is gonna be great for when my upstairs neighbors decide to vacuum at midnights..surround sound here we come

[@binglemccringle705]

for those weed smokers out there an empty bong is usually a hellish sounding noise if you blow through where the bowl/+stem would be i used my friends 4 ft acrylic and my lord i had a few neighbors actually come by and ask if everything was okay due to how goddamn loud it was

[@binglemccringle705]

clarifying, the bong is you gotta get the lip just right, cant just blow

[@SaltNBattery]

What did you tell them when they knocked on your door?

[@binglemccringle705]

@@SaltNBattery i just grabbed the shop-vac from the garage (which thankfully the garage door into the house is right next to the front door) and just "i dont know how but i got a piece of cardboard wedged in the connection point of the tube and the body itself" edit: or something really close to that. a real succinct, no rebuttal sorta answer thank f u c k they believed it cause i was absolutely shitting bullets and sweating bricks (purposely got those wrong to accentuate to the whole "im gonna have a heart attack AND an aneurism at the same time" feeling) also thank god i actually no goddamn joke sucked up a piece of cardboard only an hour or 2 prior when i was cleaning the house abit, gave me that "inspiration" or i wouldve just been standing there so awkwardly trying to think of ANYTHING (anything* thats atleast mildly believable) tl;dr told em i sucked up paper product which somehow fucking worked? also, bong-horns are stupidly awesome/+ can be stupidly loud

[@kennethjames9999]

Foghorns are okay on their own but you couple it with a Leghorn...Legendary.

[@itsmehere1]

Brian reminds me of link from rhett and link. Except he only endangers himself (mainly) instead of everyone else around him.

[@walkered]

During the trio, all I can see is the jazz session on spinal tap...

[@NellaCuriosity]

The opening videomercial was amazing!

[@zeekutartheimmortal]

14:57 holy crap, it was quantum leap. loving the 80s tv references. Elder rogues unite!

[@alexlayfield9271]

This is something I was hoping you guys would make

[@vi_va_vi]

Can't You? Cant you *Trip Like I Do* 13:13 Nice Filter/The Crystal Method reference there Brian!

[@SaitosaBard]

I would genuinely spend money on the Ultimate Emphysema Orchestra Collection. Just give me the price.

[@tonymason6637]

The Emphysema Orchestra CD is something I would actually be interested in. That's hilarious.

[@Mussoi7000]

21:28 that genuinely sounds like a clarinet

[@davebirch2543]

It's true!! Everything is a drum!! I shout as I sip my morning brown.

[@nilsschenkel7149]

5:31 Aaruul is pretty close to PLA, admittedly... Also, if you want a really shrill tone, the bottom of e.g. a tuna can works as a membrane, too.

[@JohnFleshman]

Laughing so hard with that intro!!! LOL!!!!