The Vaccine Conspiracy Train Makes Stops At Ivermectin, Chimpanzees, And "I Am Legend"

Stephen launches his brand-new, conspiracy-ridden monologue segment "Disinformation Station" with a look at the latest Covid-19 vaccine theories circulating online. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@stevenrivers8386]

Well this certainly aged like shit. As I expected. 🤣🤣

[@Yogutz-ks2yq]

I like his vaccine song it makes me feel happy 🤤🤤🤤

[@mazroon]

I hope KZbin doesn't take these videos down. They'll be evidence in the forthcoming crimes against humanity trials.

[@celicagt007]

Yup

[@willworknow]

Just today: Stephen Colbert, 59, CANCELS The Late Show episodes this week due to ruptured appendix HIH: Appendicitis as a possible safety signal for the COVID-19 vaccines Article: 34746743 He may not be around for those trials.

[@erin6015]

How many people are dead now from this ? Not aging well

[@satta2023]

Ivermectin now approved by the FDA to treat Covid-19. Let that sink in.

[@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews]

Did big pharma give you the script for Ivermectin? Horse dewormer? Wonder how many lives would of been saved if Steve and the rest of the corporate hacks wouldn’t of shilled for these evil people.

[@MorrWorm8]

This didn’t age well

[@skyrocketcoast219]

Best picture of Mitch McConnell ever! He is a natural Troll!!!

[@parrisprice5892]

Moscow mitch is definitely a troll hole

[@mettejakobsen7017]

And me who thought he was a turtle. But Mabe he is one of the rare species og turtletrolls. Now a fast growing population in rural states.

[@aperturemichelle]

So that's what he looks like with out his shell or is suite costume.!!

[@guymajor7103]

I like how all these hypocrites are trying to throw tucker under the bus!

[@hg-yg4xh]

I like my comedy the same way I like my comedians, old and sold out.

[@cristina4436]

Savage comment "Trolls love bridges" 😆Loved it!!

[@nadinadi8385]

The “trolls love bridges!” won my night. 🤗👏🤣😂

[@kellyfehr3719]

Mitch's wife has stock in a gravel company. Everytime there's talk of construction her stock goes up.

[@Hollins23]

You're won over easily.

[@LD86]

"Going to the Senate to put their nose to the grindstone instead of going to Mara-La-Go to put their nose to the hind hole" - Stephen Colbert

[@mikaylabansie9512]

@@kellyfehr3719 Her papa gets his palms greased too

[@parrisprice5892]

It was a perfect likeness of the turtle troll traitor moscow mitch

[@Blad3sofWaR]

Question, how is this funny. I didn’t even chuckle it’s more cringe then anything?

[@taterbug276]

And now we have inflation we are paying for it while they eat steak

[@uwepetersen1719]

„It’s the bare minimum we have to expect!“ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Hollins23]

I love when Jon just randomly sings in the background. :)

[@RebeccaLynnMusic]

Same here!

[@RebeccaLynnMusic]

I missed him during the lockdown. I didn't understand why the band wasn't featured during those times.

[@Hollins23]

@@RebeccaLynnMusic Maybe they went on a full hiatus for various reasons. I remember Stephen checking in with Jon once, or twice, though during his at-home segments.

[@ammaleslie509]

@@RebeccaLynnMusic there are weird union rules involved, I'm sure

[@leslieadiamah7848]

John Baptiste in the background with the "ooooh my gaaad 🎶🎶🎶" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlesdowthomson]

I remember when he didn't need a laugh-track...

[@jenniferjuniper97]

It takes congress less than a week to pass the annual Defense appropriations bill, In 2018 was 686.1 billion, plus 69 billion additional dedicated to "war budget". Yet these gop jerks fight over every penny, dragging their heels for months or years, or won't discuss reasonable expenses at all. and they think a bipartisan bill makes them magnanimous.

[@LD86]

"Going to the Senate to put their nose to the grindstone instead of going to Mara-La-Go to put their nose to the hind hole." - Stephen Colbert

[@woofowl2408]

True, although some of that 686.1 billion actually does go to pay those drunken sailors.

[@8arrows]

Must be getting close to campaign season.

[@hodge4podge2]

Nobody in this conversation has any idea what this bill includes, right?

[@hillaryrose562]

@@hodge4podge2 I do! I was really curious about the clean water aspect.

[@edwardfletcher7790]

Lindsay obviously spends a LOT of time with drunken sailors. LOL

[@traceythompson1092]

They pass him around like grog.

[@marliesyanke4580]

@@traceythompson1092 Grog? True russians drink Grog and have a little Lindsay on the side.

[@traceythompson1092]

@@marliesyanke4580 yo ho ho, and a bit of Lindsay?

[@lookitsrswish6782]

This aged well.

[@T0mat0_S0up]

Nope not even close 🤣

[@PassengersMusic777]

Well I guess that didn’t age well for Colbert. Maybe he can do another dance with I don’t know… Russian Soldiers. Do it. Funny. Audience laugh. Stay relevant

[@SomeKidBoom]

1:28 - never wanted to see a bridge collapse so badly in my life!!!

[@thjbird]

To put it in perspective, that’s half as much as Mitch McConnell gave to rich people.

[@rachelk4805]

Also, saying they passed an infrastructure bill is like saying I brushed my teeth, it's not a huge accomplishment, it's literally the least they could do, it has happened so many times in the past without any big celebration because it is so basic.

[@okkietrooy6841]

And to add even more perspective: The rich are also profiting from this bill. Improved infrastructure is beneficial for everybody.

[@spaceman9001]

@@rachelk4805 the infrastructure bill has stupid provisions like ignition locks courtesy of mother's against drunk driving and vehicle mileage taxes. How about the government stay the fuck out of my wallet for once. I don't think yet another bullshit tax is warranted

[@spaceman9001]

How much did Obama bail out the big banks?

[@balajay8921]

@@spaceman9001 enough to save the economy.

[@kalinadesseaux8011]

"the bare min of what we expect" So true. Our country is united in an idea? Even 1? It's a miracle 😅

[@donlibes]

Title of this video said Colbert was going to mention Ivermectin but he never did.

[@NewEarthAwakening]

Why does this video description try to deride Ivermectin when 61 international trials conducted by 575 scientists and doctors show its overwhelming efficacy in treatment and prevention? Is the Colbert show going to soon start espousing other anti-science views like climate change isn’t real? Strange to now live in a world where comedy shows are tasked with seeding doubt around mountains of evidence that don’t prop up Big Pharma profits. How much of the network’s ad revenue is generated by this industry, I wonder? Ironically, the next segment is on the importance of scientific discussion.

[@xinecrowell1145]

@@NewEarthAwakening Here’s the evidence-based Ivermectin protocols: covid19criticalcare.com/

[@digitalzomb]

A good amount of people will only see the title and move on. Someone told the writer/poster to add ivermectin in the title as to create talking points for people to regurgitate that it's still a 'conspiracy'

[@alansmitheejr.]

Some of Lindsey Graham's closest and dearest friends are often also drunken sailors.

[@patamakka08]

Dearest, sure thing

[@crunchytoast6007]

If you keep saying that you’re gonna end up fighting a certain Supreme Court justice on a boat in Rhode Island

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

Like Joe Manchin. Lindsey was on the technically _Democrat's_ boat having lunch right before he got Covid.

[@357CLOUDY]

Oh dear😂🤣😂!

[@Radical_Induction]

How can I say 'what a flaming pole smoker' without losing my job? Direct it at a republican. You fly your pride flag but you can't hide your true colors. Shame.

[@oleksandrkatailo9256]

I am Canadian. I keep watching this news day after day. American politics is the best TV show drama on television. Too bad they play with human life’s.

[@Hollins23]

* lives - you're making all Canadians look bad Learn to spell!

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@Hollins23 Stop picking on someone for a simple grammar mistake. Seriously they're not the one making Canadians look bad you are!

[@FilmArtPhoto]

You know this isn't actually the news... right?

[@dinkoz1]

@@FilmArtPhoto Eee, it is entertainment program as FOX News is registered in Australia as an entertainment program because they do not meet the minimum for the news channel and of course to avoid lawsuits 🤣🤣

[@oigioioivn]

@@FilmArtPhoto yet it is more accurate than that on OAN =))

[@tinstrings6312]

Hey, Ed Solomon is why Donny The Annoying Orange said "I love uneducated people!"

[@4claudiasmith]

Loved the soft spine joke on Cruz!😂

[@The_Real_Mier]

It’s just that….. I REALLY MISS EVIE GIGGLING at the jokes….. even though I love the show back in the theater!!

[@naruchiha619]

Miss those two. And when he made her part of the show by asking questions, all very sweet.

[@Asgeroland]

@@naruchiha619 q

[@briankocheraabcdt4628]

Who is Evie? I moved to someplace where I can't get CBS, and cable is too expensive. I really miss the show and have to get by with the clips on KZbin.

[@parrisprice5892]

Evie is the best, they make a beautiful couple

[@c0mpu73rguy]

Really, don’t worry about it, I’m sure it will soon be back.

[@piedpiper1185]

I'm certain Lindsey Graham knows _all_ about drunken sailors. 😉

[@ixir.8660]

Poor sailors!!😂😂😂

[@samuelgardner2653]

"The unsequenced Fibonacci" - I am Dead

[@Stardust414]

He gave us enough with the "unsequenced Fibonacci" but he did me in with "now who wants Cocaine?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeftIsBest001]

_".....Senator and man enjoying the peanut butter his handlers rubbed on the roof of his mouth, Lindsey Graham."_ 🤣😂

[@bvm8646]

Yooo Jon’s ad-libs are unmatched. “Fix the road hallelujah” 😭😂

[@CeeCeeB.]

For SURE...gold!!!

[@seaninness334]

"I Am Legend has a plot!" LOL! This monologue was truly exceptional. Thank you Stephen and Co.

[@celicagt007]

@seaninness334 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ2beXaZgqiBbMk

[@larsv6144]

The peanut butter joke….. priceless!!!

[@stephencoldbear]

I understand that Mr. Colbert doesn't like the from-home shows, but those sure were the best shows ever. I miss those.

[@PuzzleMessage]

Your name lol

[@wk4341]

Agreed, but the music!

[@Tuturial464]

And no crappy New Yorkers

[@MrTheguywiththemoney]

Yeah atleast they weren't full of sheep laughing hysterically at jokes that aren't even funny.

[@camplethargic8]

@@wk4341 More Jon Batiste and the band is a must!

[@drsnova7313]

The senate doing something right for once on a very non-controversial issue is as much an argument against reforming it as a wifebeater not beating his wife for a day is an argument for dropping all charges against him.

[@Phoenixdark1]

Especially since the only reason republicans voted for it is because it includes a huge money giveaway to their donors and big corporations...

[@rebeccahenderson7761]

exactly.

[@pjv9361]

Earning repect through money is the American way.

[@LD86]

"Going to the Senate to put their nose to the grindstone instead of going to Mara-La-Go to put their nose to the hind hole" - Stephen Colbert

[@tytn9978]

superbly delineated analogy!

[@ogbean82]

Numbers munchies! Boom you got yourself a Tire Swing 🤣😂

[@nicktrageser5662]

Man props to this dude for being so obedient

[@jakefink680]

His real name is Mr. Propaganda. He's just like Caesar Flickerman from The Hunger Games only a tad bit funnier than Ceaser Flickerman.

[@joeschmoe1072]

@@jakefink680 I've thought the exact same thing about stephen being Caesar from hunger games lol. I used to enjoy this guy a lot now he is a little scary.

[@Sarah.voteblue]

Jon Batiste should get triple-time pay each and every time his face is shown on camera. His eyebrows are character actors all on their own. What incredible talent!!!

[@sipsoldier3722]

I love it when the monolog is interrupted by Baptists genius noises and forced laughter followed by nothing intelligent. gives me goose bumps. He should get another participation award for his amazing presence. Maybe call it the Baptist show, he is the only talent there after all.

[@aquasky1138]

The downside of the at home broadcasts was not getting to hear Jon’s reactions.

[@operationgnp]

@@sipsoldier3722 you sound like the least fun person at a party 😘

[@marliesyanke4580]

@@sipsoldier3722Get some humor, nasty boy. I love this team of Steven and magic music man.🤗

[@thisistheaccountname]

I was just about to go do something, but then I got this notification.

[@_JONGFIRE]

Fr fr

[@RebeccaLynnMusic]

HILARIOUS! Me, too!

[@cheriann6461]

Thank you for so concisely articulating my daily relationship with YT

[@marybeth1644]

Only Stephen can keep me up past my bedtime.

[@judithsmith9582]

Yep. I was headed for bed. But . . .

[@Mene0]

I've been a client of Ed Solomon for years, for years, and I never suspected he installed swing sets

[@AmongstTheSwarm]

The math at the end was amazing. Nice tire swing

[@nancystowell4877]

DAMN! Stephen was on fire tonight! I almost choked when said what he did about OLD MITCH!😂🤣😂🤣❗

[@crispusattucks4007]

Boomer detected

[@chrissiek8706]

WHO WANTS COCAINE 😂

[@meganesenpai]

Oh man, how did I even survive the last 2 weeks in this pandemic without Stephen's show.

[@bquick94]

How can you survive watching it

[@gamepapa1211]

Made easier by the fact that Big Baby Cheezus was no longer president, that's for damn sure.

[@coultergill7728]

@@bquick94 because he’s great and funny

[@Yithmaster]

@@coultergill7728 I get all my opinions from late night funny men and have no free will like a good little NPC

[@BrainwashedBot]

You survived because there's a 99.8% survival rate.

[@sirubisan698]

Never come back Late Night

[@kankanisimone4846]

Counting crows really sets to mind Bats out of hell vibes🤣🤣🤣

[@ricky9470]

"the unsequenced fibbonacci... ". you got me there. LOL

[@peggyfranzen6159]

Watt? Black or white keys?

[@shirleyrombough8173]

@@peggyfranzen6159 - Watt?

[@papwithanhatchet902]

The number of senators was perfect symbolism. “You do me, I’ll do you”.

[@Klaaism]

Politics at it's finest

[@jinagibson6818]

Set your thermostat...might have to upgrade to digital.

[@davidcat1455]

The metric equivalent is 181. Think about it. One……….ate………one.

[@tanzoniaflakes5068]

PERFECT 😆😆

[@Surge1077]

The favorite number by old white guys in politics.

[@JBTee123]

I hope Dominion takes them all for everything they can. I’m routing for them!!

[@yashaleo7]

10:28 that “who wants cocaine?!” Line got a unsettling amount of cheers… 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

[@RabblesTheBinx]

That was the most offensive comparison I've ever seen you make, Stephen! How dare you?! What did trolls ever do to you that would _possibly_ justify lumping them in with Mitch McConnell?

[@transcendentalidiot3321]

As a troll myself, I am deeply offended.

[@viraltang]

As a former Homestuck I SO want to make a joke.

[@bandenere7774]

#bridgetrollslivesmatter

[@insane_troll]

@@transcendentalidiot3321 Same here!

[@kenbrown2808]

nicely done.

[@lauraw.7008]

I love 💕 how Colbert uses album covers to tell a story.

[@Klaaism]

It was funny; although, I was cringing over him dropping them. Even an empty cover can take damage.

[@colorlesscanvas1151]

@@Klaaism it probably not a real cover just a printed image pasted over thick poster broad. If you see the backs are poster broad white.

[@ScienceFan1859]

Those are not album titles….relax not album covers

[@seedplanter7173]

I love how he manipulates and tells lies

[@ScienceFan1859]

@@seedplanter7173 many agree, #45 lies all the time

[@visceratrocar]

Stephen's fibanachi made more sense than the so-called "expert" swing installer's.

[@jp4431]

Fibonacci

[@cherylashley8658]

@@jp4431 l l tfv

[@deepakrama]

I remember working with my kids on binomials in pre algebra. How it factors (pun intended) into election fraud is a joke.

[@cidsapient7154]

@@deepakrama idk maybe if u saw more of the clip not saying it does make sense but u were literally shown a 5 second clip that said nothing about the election or fraud i really dont see why so many ppl are acting like this

[@yannickfillon3851]

The crowd when wild at "who wants some cocaine?"

[@thisistheaccountname]

When they complain about spending money to fix stuff, they also tell everyone this broken country is alright.

[@raularaujostrw]

Fun fact: the more money they spend the less money you (we) have. 👏 Can’t wait for the gas and food shortages 👏 oh wait

[@lostbutfreesoul]

You know the meme: This is fine....

[@monkeyking9863]

@@raularaujostrw the is not how economies work

[@MindlessTurtle]

Fix stuff? It's just contracts with globalist organizations to integrate more corporations into government.

[@MrPr1nglz]

@Russo Vlad Natural immunity doesn't last as long as vaccines and why its promoted so heavily.

[@JasonLeeWakefield]

Stephen Colbert: almost singlehandedly getting me through the pandemic. Keep up the laughs, Stephen 😀

[@Overcaffenated]

@Sauna Cat How much do you get paid for trolling?

[@marliesyanke4580]

@Sauna Cat Fried brain in the hot sauna ?

[@imme.7106]

He needs to stick to his strengths;humor.,not"vaccinator in Chief!"

[@imme.7106]

Glad to know that it's okay to separate my comedians from my medical advisors!. Stephen is wicked funny!. The vaccination program is not wicked funny.

[@imme.7106]

@Sauna Cat just my opinion, thanks for the reply👍

[@tommyt1971]

Somewhere Stevie is saying “I’m gonna get you for that one, Colbert!”

[@nellgwenn]

Don't Stop is a Chris McVie song.

[@pauldunne5230]

What a horrible individual.

[@90klh]

Lindsey graham knows a LOOOOOT about drunk seamen.. Sober seamen, basically all the seamen

[@ixir.8660]

Well, he was on a boat the other day!!🤔😂😂😂

[@Opus313]

'69' takes true bipartisanship... In more ways than one...

[@traviscecil3903]

It's a.....give and take....compromise. ;)

[@YusufGinnah]

The original _Dinner for Two_ concept... 😶

[@traviscecil3903]

It's the truest example of two different sides.....coming together.

[@knalltfix]

Nice ...

[@carlodave9]

No. I count exactly one- Oh...

[@endthehate]

the “hind hole”? LOLOL and speaking of hind holes, Miss Lindsey knows ALL ABOUT those drunken sailors.

[@victoriabaker4400]

He seemed to lisp those words (I can say that, I grew up with a lisp, still do sometimes).

[@brentwalker3300]

The fact that Miss Lindsey actually used the term "drunken sailors" is proof positive that his brain died long ago.

[@endthehate]

@@brentwalker3300 i’m sure all his drunk sailors just call her “sloppy seconds”.

[@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234]

BlackRock, WEF, WHO Three supervillain teams controlling the world

[@VideoJunkie91]

"You hired the expert on swing votes right?"

[@Esrom_music]

I truly need a poster of the Mitch troll

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

No, you do not. It will give you nightmares.

[@Esrom_music]

@@thatswhatisaid8908 oh you're definitely right about that.. But i didn't say where i was going to hang it. 😇

[@MikeLenczewski]

“And the wedgies will be gluten free.” Lmao best writers on tv right now Jesus Christ

[@JayVBear45]

That "...doesn't have any brains..." joke is also in Zombieland: Double -Tap!

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I feared that the Senate would forget how to actually legislate and do its procedures after not doing anything for so long…

[@lafondawilliams]

if you actually want data on ivermectin here is a link to a real time trial analysis and its impact on the PT's being treated by it - ivmmeta.com , just know an Asian man found Ivermectin naturally occurring in nature in 2014 and was awarded a Nobel prize for his scientific findings, big pharma hates they cant make their money of it LOL. drug is in mass use in a few countries and wouldn't you know their covid stats are way better imagine that lmao, these hollywood shills are funny.

[@erikeggenbakstad]

"No college degree who install swing sets..." Bwahaha 😂😂😂

[@amandanevitt7597]

Sounds like an expert to me!

[@fabianlang7537]

You bad ! It hurts when I laugh.but I'm laughing!

[@RagingOzo]

daaaamn a lot of clean hits in this open *chef kisses*

[@terilw]

I was just about to go to bed when I remembered….Stephen Colbert is on!

[@civil_villain]

Remember that time Ted Cruz said he's against any Covid mandates, while sending his kids to a private school requiring masks? Yeaahhhh.... he's the best.

[@gozzilla177]

Remember that time people in his state were literally dying to cold weather and he decided to fly him and his whole family out to vacation then blame it on his daughter? Shows clear solid leadership skills that man!

[@dancer7475]

Does it surprise you

[@caesare.j.w.668]

Wow, a hypocritical politician, who knew?

[@babyteano1977]

What a great guy.

[@josephang9927]

Ted does not control private schools and masks are stupid for children. They are like 0.0001% likely to die from covid.

[@robbiegailh.2076]

"Now who wants cocaine???" Not me!!! Stephen's writers are geniuses.

[@LoveOnTheInsidex3]

They really are

[@highstimulation2497]

OMG the virus's voice is the funniest thig ever!

[@seldakaya0414]

In Germany you‘d say that as a child this guy‘s swing stood too close to a wall. 🙄

[@catedoss1556]

I’m developing the ability to laugh again. Thanks Stephen!

[@ClamMan1989]

He made me lose mine...

[@celicagt007]

@catedoss1556 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ2beXaZgqiBbMk

[@ayadali9112]

😂😂😂Ted Cruz’s spine!🤣🤣🤣

[@xelamercedes]

"Trolls love bridges".....gold. I repeat, despite inconvenience and weirdness, lockdown had some positive impact. Stephen was brilliant before and he's brilliant in a new way post-lockdown.

[@reven-docta79]

There’s no ‘post-lockdown’. Look at NYC, on the tactic has changed, now it’s a lock-out for nonconformity. This guy may have been a little funny for a brief period but let’s be honest, he’s no George Carlin; he’s a political mouthpiece for leftist Social Engineers - who, btw, own the media.

[@spaceman9001]

Stephen Colbert is the funnyman of the establishment. He's not "brilliant" he's a fucking puppet. These people want to put you in chains.

[@MR-TNISNE1]

@@spaceman9001 it’s a comedy show bro, relax! Besides, have you seen Colbert’s interviews to celebrities in his tv programas? The man is a genius. If you think otherwise then go to a different site.

[@fliipso]

They have had no positive impact. The trillionaires of the world have brought people to their knees and willingly accepting whatever cocktail they make you take just to live life. This is only the beginning.. mark this post...

[@barbaracronin4164]

No argument. I just liked him better hangin’ in his basements with his buds.

[@stevenperry9762]

At last, good people. Live long and prosper.

[@GoGreen1977]

Funny you said that. I'm watching this at the Rio in Las Vegas attending the Star Trek convention. LLAP!

[@runnergo1398]

"Trolls love bridges" has been used over and over for decades for Mitch.

[@TheJunnutin]

And it's as accurate as always.

[@matthewjkhill6657]

And he really did look better as a troll than a moribund turtle.

[@patriciazoerner]

@ Runner Go. First time I heard it.

[@nowire2425]

Proven decades ago, go with a winner.

[@staceyc5308]

It still works. He's still a troll.

[@edwardhanson3664]

The "coo-coo choochoo". Priceless.

[@caseyjones9716]

Anybody with a degree in higher mathematics was rolling on the floor five seconds into that.

[@leonidus66]

Colbert goes to DC. Interviews all 100 Senators. Let's do this.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Mitch expects that a good bit of the money going to KY will end up in his pockets.

[@Chompchompyerded]

No, knows that it will. It's the same with Maggoty Traitor Queen and a lot more of them than that.

[@deathninja16]

@@Chompchompyerded yet mitch has been there for over 3 and a half decades and she's been there for?......

[@Chompchompyerded]

@@deathninja16 We can only hope that she's there for only 1 term. Now Mitch... West Virginia is hardly a paragon of virtue, nor a torch for education. When Republicans cry about rigging ballot boxes (which doesn't really happen) it really rings hollow when they go out en mass to the hills to round up people who are only barely able to sign a ballot with an X and need to be told what dots to fill in. I've seen it happen, and it's appalling. But you can't even mention that without someone jumping all over you about it. Mitch knows how to get elected in a red state with low academic attainment, and he and the Republicans got to it first and locked out the Dems. It won't change, just as the silliness won't change in the always Democratic states. It's part of the tribal culture we have boxed ourselves into. It's serious bad stuff, and that's why we make fun of it. It's a catharsis and a way to release for a few moments from the catastrophe which our elected officials are bringing down on us. It's not just the Republicans, as I'm sure you're aware.

[@Tanagra180]

@@Chompchompyerded I'm not sure why you reference WV? Mitch is from KY...

[@ca6360]

Mitch is a B and so are the rest who are wasting our money

[@theascendance]

Brilliant "TELLS AT IT IS" FANTASTIC. ...

[@shesails25]

I love Stephen Colbert but his monologue last night made me laugh more than ever!🤣

[@zoltore23]

“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. It's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”-Bill Murray

[@victorarredondo304]

You described sleepy joe perfectly

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@victorarredondo304 The bit at the start is definitely Biden & the end describes you perfectly.

[@beccadabeast5013]

@@victorarredondo304 You see? See how we're mocking your stupid comments. Bang up job, Einstein.

[@judithsmith9582]

@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 He's one of the zombies turning into a chimpanzee

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@judithsmith9582 You mean Victor Escobedo? Yep can't agree with you more there hon.

[@kevinmolina445]

The Clinton's joke was gold

[@sethie_shots]

Haha read this _exactly_ as it happened 🔥

[@lhobs9782]

“I Am Legend has a plot!” 🤣 Awesome! Seriously though, it was a good movie right?

[@CKing11100]

So ivermectin is in the title, but is not mentioned once in the entire segment? Lol

[@TheBillythepoet]

Any mention of IVM was cut out of this segment when Colbert noticed all the blood on his hands

[@Rockitmang]

Virus that turns you into a chimp was Episode 4 of Cowboy Bebop lol

[@rex-racer]

I like Stephen’s relaxed hairstyle this evening

[@Hollins23]

That gave me a giggle, as they say in the U.K. I feel like he gave up & just didn't care. lol I think that you're being serious, but this could easily be taken for sarcasm! :)

[@melvis1516]

@@Hollins23 - yes, cause we never say ‘giggle’ here in the states.🙄

[@telectronix1368]

I think it's what the kids are calling 'mussed'.

[@Hollins23]

@@melvis1516 They use that as a very general saying all of the time - for both sexes. I don't know any American men that say something made them giggle. Do you? The guys I know would find it too "girly," while British men don't give a toss, Melvis!

[@Hollins23]

@@telectronix1368 Nah, mussed is fixed with styling wax. This look isn't that!

[@kinngrimm]

Imagine without the iraq wars, you could have had that infrastucture bill already in 2001. But you got fear mongered-

[@sassyblondeinwa]

There is a quote that fits this situation perfectly “Ignorance will be mankind’s doom”.

[@judithrapier7500]

I love trains. I travelled from Killeen, Texas, to Arkansas many times. The trip was comfortable and the staff , very friendly and helpful.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Which begs the question, how did you get back to Killeen?

[@LD86]

"First up on the cuckoo choo choo" LOL

[@Inamichan]

Yeah I did a train trip from Michigan to Chicago to San Francisco to LA to Dallas back to Chicago and back home. I literally got home like 30 min ago. The staff is great but there are def things that need to be improved upon.

[@Skarry]

I love Amtrak as well, I've taken it countless times because it's cheaper and less total time than flying to several places I frequent. It's relaxing, comfortable, and I can walk around.

[@CZpersi]

America needs its trains back. It needs a high-speed rail network. Trains used to be a symbol of American colonization, just like cowboys and guns. Take that symbol back and make your population truly mobile again.

[@karlferguson]

Thanks for keeping people stuck in lockdown in Australia entertained

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

*A-BLOODY-MEN!* I'm SO over this Dam Bloody F🤬cking lockdown. If it doesn't end on the 28th like they say it should. I think people are going to collectively loose their 💩 over it. I just want it over before summer starts. I don't want to spend another summer unable to go to the beach.

[@bquick94]

You mean stuck in a police state with the military walking the streets? I’d rather have covid than be forced to watch this p.o.s. Colbert

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@bquick94 What military? I haven't seen a single one on the streets since this lockdown started. & I've seen ONE cop car go past. My flat window in the last month & I live on a main road. I've seen more of the council garbage collection trucks than I have cop cars.

[@karlferguson]

@@bquick94 haha mate go live in China, North Korea or anywhere under a real police state. We’re bloody grateful for ours and others lives in Australia that we want to help our neighbour. We all know that the stupid loud minority won’t shut up about a police state but would run for the phone the moment anything went down.

[@karlferguson]

@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 thank you for sounding sane. I feel your pain mate. We’ll get there. Let’s ride out Winter and fingers crossed for summer.

[@molly-blue7822]

"Until they crunch the bi-nomials on that guy. . . " sounds satisfyingly painful.

[@SnarkyRC]

Time to smoke those blunts