The Virgins of Reddit [Feat. General Sam]

[@ichthyic9972]

They want Dobby as a girlfriend. Confirmed.

[@isaaceshleman2833]

Remember when Hermione invented P.E.T.A.?

[@scottpilgrim1518]

afootineachworld 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@sicko033]

They want a Creature as a girlfriend

[@helloyesiammillie]

Somebody please cast Obliviate on me...

[@sidh1135]

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ʰᵃˢ ᵍᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵈᵒᵇᵇʸ ᵃ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ

[@lamestudiosinc418]

"People with ADHD should pay attention" Homeless people should just get a house Depressed people should just cheer up Starving kids should just eat People with crippling anxiety should just chill

[@garpogods8323]

Incels should just get laid

[@noahk]

Garpogods xd

[@DJBSharpMusic]

I mean, the last one is preferable, most of all to the person with crippling anxiety.

[@asianwholikesplanes5723]

"Kids with measles should just not have measles" - Karen

[@thef.b.i2705]

Asian who likes planes Karens should just take the kids

[@leprechaunsteve8930]

Calls women “pets” “WHY CANT I FIND A WOMAN WHO LOVES ME”

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

69 likes! Nice

[@louismahon6834]

its actually quite funny because where i live "pet" is a common slang term for someone but usually a woman. But it's not in the typical sense, actually usually its a term of endearment or someone who is sweet

[@oldaccount746]

lots of bdsm submissives have that exact dynamic so i don't know why they don't just go look for one of those!!

[@Stroopwafe1]

@@oldaccount746 This, but outside of that there needs to be an actual sustainable relationship of course

[@ahappyaccident7879]

Serves*

[@bruh-px3uc]

these people probably believe girls in hentai represent how girls act in real life and are fuming over that this isn't the case

[@samt3412]

Speaking of which, it's strange to me that everybody in porn/hentai are nothing like normal people. It's honestly the biggest suspension of disbelief I can think of.

[@byHexted]

@@samt3412 cartoons not being like real life? Wow crazy hug

[@apollyon2018]

@@byHexted crazy hug

[@perperperpen]

@@byHexted that hug is so crazy

[@tinycervid7679]

@@byHexted can we all hug

[@starlight4649]

Female must refer to me as GOD!!! WHY AM I SO ALONE!!!!!!!??

[@murciadoxial8056]

Because the females are all atheists

[@shanf1639]

@@murciadoxial8056 ű ň đ ə ř ŕ ą ţ ë ď

[@ablobofslime4612]

@@murciadoxial8056 can confirm

[@cocopus]

yes i agree. all the people on this subreddit have a hivemind and think the same way too. yes, i have down syndrome too.

[@thevoyofloy]

WHO OWNS YOU?

[@dr.bright6272]

1:21 this guy's basically asking for a slave. And this is why he'll never get a girlfriend

[@chloroplast8611]

Darth Severus there are billion of women existing i do think that if he tries hard enough

[@purpleaki8211]

There are some fetishes out there ya never know 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@user-vp6cq4sv3d]

Unless he plans to be a human trafficker. He'll make good money and get involuntary girlfriends.

[@blargkliggle1121]

I bet you could smell his highness before you see his most corpulent majesty...

[@Jimrlst]

He should move to saudi arabia

[@peasmehasselberg975]

They're like olive oil. Extra virgin.

[@elfodelputoinfierno]

So... The root of all evil is Portugal?

[@DCBiscuit]

I knew it

[@samt3412]

@@elfodelputoinfierno only if you live in Spain or something

[@peasmehasselberg975]

@Dave Von Saunder fair

[@qualk6508]

Go ahead. Call the police. They can’t revirgin your oil.

[@Lingx_Cats]

Mk, that "master" guy get's that that's not a relationship, and that's like- having a slave right???

[@thestoneddog]

It could be a BDSM relationship.

[@bluemariomedia8351]

@@thestoneddog an unhealthy bdsm relationship, a real bdsm have i don't know RESPECT to all parties involved.

[@tamurkhawaja7279]

I think he was trolling

[@Robin-jk6wz]

@saccularius THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

[@DLBBALL]

saccularius “Sadly”??? It’s unfortunate that slavery isn’t permitted? Oh yeah, I also have notifications off, so I won’t see your reply...

[@mrschris7176]

When you look past the cringiness of it all this is kind of scary..

[@fuzzytheduck]

Its so extremely scary

[@MrBrno]

For me it was scary since the beginning, I couldn't laugh at this video

[@maryamtara2934]

ms chris it IS scary!!

[@angryguy5532]

How are incels scary they have no power

[@fuzzytheduck]

There are SO many of them, they believe they’re entitled to sex, they’ve committed terrorist attacks, 1:06 - 2:48

[@gooseourlord]

*w h ö ø w ń š ÿ ô ū?*

[@anti-mate407]

i YEARN

[@j.h170]

sir eggrol me myself and I

[@ylijahkern]

You do, MASTER!

[@bombtastic2952]

@Heatalatur alright hubby

[@justrandomboi4187]

*EEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

[@ohno6594]

"Why do you have adhd just focus" Why do you have asthma? Lmao just breathe

[@ArgaJacint]

Why are you homeless? Lol get a house

[@ArgaJacint]

@@munchjrgames942 *Homeless... um... really?

[@coffee4682]

I have both! Fuck everyone!

[@apparentlythisismynewschoo1567]

Why are you dead? Just live lmao.

[@twinkfrankenstein4843]

“Why are you an incel? Just go out and get laid”

[@mea5989]

Fun fact! Being an incel IS a medical diagnosis; it goes by a variety of names, including narcissism and psychopathy!

[@lordspongebobofhousesquare1616]

if anything incel is more like a cult than a disorder

[@marvelgirlxvii]

Psychopaths aren’t anything like this. Psychopaths feel no emotions so they wouldn’t get upset over rejection. However psychopaths are perfect at imitating emotions and most people would never notice that they were a psychopath. They often hold high end jobs and often get married. The don’t love their families but they can fake it to a point that their families don’t know. They are incapable of loving their families. They are the most difficult kind of criminal because they are organized and don’t leave a trail or evidence. They plan out every move. Sociopaths on the other hand can absolutely display these kinds of traits and so can narcissists.

[@papiliodemoleus5364]

@@marvelgirlxviiWhile psychopaths show a specific lack in emotions, such as anxiety, fear and sadness, they can feel other emotions, such as happiness, joy, surprise and disgust, in a similar way as most of us would.

[@marvelgirlxvii]

Papilio Demoleus they don’t feel those emotions in the same way. And they are unaffected by the feelings of those around them. They feel for themselves at best but they do not feel for others and are incapable of feeling remorse or guilt. Sociopaths on the other hand can feel for others and occasional feel remorse or guilt but it’s rare.

[@papiliodemoleus5364]

@@marvelgirlxvii while i do agree with this comment of yours, before you said that they can't feel emotions and that is completely false. This is a widely believed misconception which I think is harmful.

[@panpani5079]

Okay but this is literally breeding ground for serial killers and rapers

[@kalanustockes4593]

That's why they banned the subreddit

[@rock2145]

Well, without the breeding

[@vuivraalbastra]

@@kalanustockes4593 Don't worry, this kind of incels have their own sites on which they spread this toxic mentality. Unfortunately, innocent incels who just want some support for their feelings of loneliness get dragged into this as well.

[@blueberrysk1es]

Ikr. It’s easy to laugh about but the whole thing is very dangerous and a toxic environment

[@levmccor54]

RAPERS? awww man

[@CypherIsland]

“why don’t women like me it’s so unfair” “livestock, cumbuckets, prostitutes”

[@MintSodaPop]

Women don't like me that way, and guess what? They don't owe me a goddamn thing. Am I unattractive? Yeah, sure I am. But whether I'm Channing Tatum or Smeagol doesn't matter - I'm not entitled to anyone's romantic feelings. Even if I saved their family or gave them a puppy, I'm not entitled to their affections. And if I tried to pressure them into anything, guess what again? That's called coercion or harassment.

[@nightshade7111]

Another point. If you guys think you're unattractive (which I'm sure you're not), how about going for "unattractive" women? - no, because you don't want them I'm guessing. Just as a "gorgeous" woman (I don't consider myself that, but I do believe I'm quite pretty) wouldn't naturally go for an "ugly" man. Quit the entitlement bollocks. I know you have your instincts but we're not merely animals, we have cognitive superiority over any species and should be able to work out a fair and just system. I find it funny how a some bone-headed men like to assume women are incapable of leadership because we're apparently clouded by our emotions too much to be rational. Well, guess what? It looks like a lot of you guys have the same problem in regards to your sexual anguish. "Pretty women" are people - just like your mother, sister and the girl that sat next to you in year 3. We're not purposely depriving you of anything but we do have it drilled into us to chose carefully as we're often looked down upon for having many sex partners. (MintSodaPop - I wasn't referring to you in this. I just had more to say, hehe).

[@MintSodaPop]

Yeah, it's a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" mentality. Like, as a woman I'm pressured to look gorgeous but I'm called out for not sleeping with someone. And then I'm called a slut if I do. Like dayum, just say you don't respect women and go lmfao. (And thanks, Who Cares lol) Side note: I always get a little queasy when I see guys who are like, very obviously nice to women (*cough cough* only the ones they're attracted to) to get into their pants, and then are all like "WHY DIDN'T SHE DATE ME, THE WHORE >:(" like stfu, it's because you're fake as hell.

[@iamcool544]

You cant make a blanket statement like that. Iv had girls say Im hot as shit, and others say I look like garbage. Its all perspective, you just have to find the right girl. And work out, since every guy looks better even with a moderate amount of musculature, plus if your like most dudes your gonna get an ego boost like shit even if your barely cut. Which (as long as you dont turn into a tool) will help a bunch.

[@MintSodaPop]

ImmoralJester idk if you were referring to me, but if you are, I'm not saying I'm unattractive to be self-deprecating; I'm just trying to point out that my looks don't matter - if someone isn't interested, I gotta just accept that.

[@nickr9679]

"Pick up a hobby, go outside" ok you first man

[@bumblebitxh6370]

NO U

[@brandonwillis8430]

Edit: oops after I commented this I saw the part of the video that put your comment in context for me. My bad man. And that's why he'll get the girl and you won't. Cuz he took responsibility for himself first and acted to improve himself first. While you required someone else to do it first.

[@brandonwillis8430]

Nick R oh nevermind I get it now. I was wrong about the context. The irony is astounding in that incel giving that advice is astounding.

[@duckstand9529]

"Just pay attention" Bruv it's like me saying to an incel "just get laid"

[@BeefyMeatington]

I have adhd and saying jUst PaY aTteNtion is stupid

[@ekki1993]

This is the correct answer.

[@internetperson3228]

I was thinking that the whole time, like, I'll "just pay attention" when you "just get laid" you stupid, stupid asshole.

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

"Oh, you are homeless. Why don't you just get a house?"

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

@@BeefyMeatingtonwell, we can do it. For a single second.

[@SunnieHedgehog]

Saying "If you have ADHD, just pay attention" is the equivalent to saying "If you're homeless, just get a house" lmao

[@lithauth5180]

Snes Bro if you're an incel just get laid

[@desichaoss]

it's called being a squatter. Just try it!

[@bug1347]

Snes Bro “if you’re paralyzed, just get up and walk”

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Snes Bro you’re blind? Just fucking open your eyes!

[@dio6271]

Snes Bro I go to subscribe to you and the first thing I see is Beter and the Black Knight, what the fuck

[@spootot]

What came first, the lack of relationship or being completely insane?

[@ihatetheantichrist193]

mommy issues

[@muleradish]

spoot probably insanity. I'm as lonely as it gets and I dont think I would ever think like these scum.

[@maximkusanagi1147]

Both

[@colinmillar9405]

You forgot the last part. The crippling hentai addiction.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

They'd have probably gotten at least one relationship before going nuts, so I'll say the crazy need for new mommies.

[@riotbreaker3506]

You've heard of *B E G O N E T H O T* now get ready for *B E G O N E T W A T*

[@gudboah4688]

Riot Breaker I'm gonna start using that.

[@shroobfan101saccount4]

Riot Breaker I'm going to steal that last line there for a bit. Good memes.

[@mattmurray6125]

Riot Breaker I’ve been using it all the time

[@Bicholover5487]

Johan Jimenez no u big gay go away now

[@bk_flash]

oooh, nice one

[@aaroncowan647]

Man, I was a creepy weirdo in my teen years, but I never went this far, holy shit

[@jasondeng7677]

these people exist.

[@theberserkerarmor6511]

I’m still a teenager, yet I don’t act like this.

[@captainchemo8074]

I'm a teenager and I haven't talked to a lot of people let alone women, I just need to stay inside due to going to the hospital too much.

[@atari947]

@@captainchemo8074 aw that's pretty shitty man

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

@@captainchemo8074 man, I hope some day you get better

[@cloudydays6374]

I like the sex rp that one guy had with himself

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

Cloudy Days i saw this before on r/choosingbeggars

[@cloudydays6374]

Popa Smurf Oh god, I didn't think about that

[@aidankeogh9994]

It worries me that people like this actually exist.

[@glitchygutz]

Aidan Keogh Yeah, the fact that people like the ones on this subreddit exist is pretty horrifying. It’s just... terrible. Women are people too.

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

When a woman complains they have to rights that's when you know they have to RIGHT to complain.

[@eskihesap9985]

Theyre basically the backlash of society you dont have to like them but they always be there

[@glitchygutz]

Sample Text Well that’s true enough. They’ll never really disappear.

[@Name-sl4xf]

Im pretty sure they are either severely mentally ill or are just joking.

[@blaizeharris5560]

And here we see a wild virgin in its natural habitat; Reddit. Its natural predator is known as Soothouse, who is known for lasting days with only pant to sustain them.

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Blaize harris HA!

[@fernandopugaquintanilla3345]

Oml im dying

[@grimmreapergaming5858]

Awwwwww I don't belong there

[@AlvaroGC_2001]

Blaize harris wtf read his channel description. Addicted to t a i l. He's f u r r y.

[@blaizeharris5560]

Alvaro Garcia there's nothing wrong with being a furry. Furries are nice people. There's only a minority of people who sexualise animals, in fact the definition of a furry is someone who likes animals with human features and dresses up as them or uses them as an avatar online. That doesn't include anything sexual. Sure, people have given us a bad name but we're not all like that.

[@ams2627]

“WHY DO YOU HAVE ADHD JUST FOCUS” “Why are you crippled and paralyzed just walk”

[@KarlMySuitcase]

Why are you incel? Just get some pussy.

[@houseplant8540]

Ngl, I thought you put autistic istead of athsma and was so confused Can autistic people not breath?

[@christiantuttle544]

@@houseplant8540 im pretty sure adhd is different from autism

[@houseplant8540]

@@christiantuttle544 he's changed the comment He originally had the second but being "you have athsma, why don't you just breath" And I read asthma as autism I am very aware of the differences between ADHD and Autism

[@christiantuttle544]

@@houseplant8540 oh i see ok

[@MyHatDefinesMe]

*_FOOK ME, M8_*

[@Elifoxin]

Fuzzy 'Elektro Shokk' W H O O W N S Y O U ?

[@DENPTrains]

Fuzzy 'Elektro Shokk' YOU'RE EVERYWHERE I SWEAR

[@Lamb666]

666 likes. Nice.

[@Bicholover5487]

Lamb Choppy i was at 69

[@gingersnap6004]

I cringed so hard my head receded into my shoulders like a turtle hiding in its shell.

[@mapper534]

R.i.p. neck

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

@@mapper534 hahaha

[@odstat1949]

same xD

[@robin_ch]

same

[@AlexiasPlaylist]

Logic of incels: Wants medical recognition because they think theyre being misunderstood, ignores another medical condition becaus they dont understand it. The irony is usually funny but it hurts a little too this time lol

[@lilyfrappier602]

Alec Skinner love the profile pic

[@Shevlander]

Lily Frappier I think it's "Callmekevin"

[@80sugarbowl]

@@Shevlander thank you for existing you beautiful soul and follower of kevin

[@sidh1135]

@@80sugarbowl Kevin stans invading other channels

[@miroh3540]

Used to know an incel and EVERY problem was women’s fault. He spoke about them like they were creatures. Like animals with no personalities or anything it was surreal. Dumped him

[@mrs_bungle]

Ah yes a fellow L pfp, I have never met an Incel before and I am glad I haven’t. Let’s be friends what Is your discord and make sure you have the same pfp.

[@booshbush1487]

@@mrs_bungle ayo brother.... That's of info your asking from someone you don't know. Chill tf out.

[@mrs_bungle]

@@booshbush1487 It’s just discord lmao

[@comicconcarne]

It's like the vaguely heard about BDSM and thought "wives as sex slaves? sounds good to me!" and missed the entire part about two-way respect, and the need to be so genuinely loving that your partner would want to submit, and the fact that they're not *actually* an object and aftercare is necessary. There's people (read: women) who think the power dynamic is hot, these guys were so close but they didn't get enough "Respect Women" juice and now it's all gone rancid.

[@God_gundam36]

comicconcarne it baffles me how so many fucking people are like this. That's not bdsm that's just abuse

[@himei4004]

It's not even about mutual respect, just don't do anything illegal or permanently harmful to me and we're good.

[@lilianahudler4378]

Thank you! You summed up my thoughts perfectly. I'm a trans woman who acts as a sub for my girlfriend, but it was both of our ideas and we both enjoy it. We have clearly set guidelines and that Dom sub relationship ends the moment we are not in the bedroom. And even on the rare case that it does not, we still know. I am not an object. She is not my master. It's all an Act, and dumb motherfukers like this refuse to understand that. That, and the 10 million other things that are wrong with them. Hell I can't remember having this attitude, not nearly to this degree, not even remotely fucking clothes actually, but I was like 15. I was a fat 15 year old boy who thought that everyone hated me because I was smarter than them. Especially the women. Turns out I was just an arrogant fucking idiot who was disguising my inherent personality flaws as a form of intellectualism. It was gross, and people like this are the endpoint If stupid kids like me don't learn to grow up. Don't learn to stop blaming everyone else for their problems. And don't learn to stop thinking they are entitled to sex. No one is entitled to sex, absolutely no one. And you can live a long and healthy life without having any sex at all. Fuck these people. I know they are sick, but I have trouble caring. EDIT: I just want to be clear, I am not in any way stating that this attitude is even okay for a child to have. Not in any way. It is not a Rite of Passage. It is not a product of puberty. It is not something that can be excused by boys will be boys. It is a personality flaw that needs to be corrected, regardless of the age. I just wanted to be totally clear, that I was not implying that the way that I felt was okay just because I was 15

[@franl155]

I'm slightly into bdsm - sort of dipping a toe to check it out - and one of the core concepts is SSC - Safe, Sane, Consensual, There are so many who don't do any of the three - incels there, too, who think that the way to win respect is to treat women with total contempt

[@jacobmcgrory2841]

that some 135 iq shit me and sam dont understand

[@deftheocelot9125]

This physically hurt to watch I'm glad these guys have a thick enough skin to read this out loud because I couldn't

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Amen

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Thick accent too

[@SuperMistral99]

"Life is so unfair because girls dont like me!" - Reddit

[@standaeik3054]

Hahaha are you really prepared to say life isn't shit when women don't like you?

[@SuperMistral99]

Gavin Anderson The Nazionale Bolshevik You know im quoting, right? I dont acctually belive this

[@Placeholder209]

Well if no woman likes you then there must be something terribly wrong with you. So life is shit but not because women don't like you but because your personality is shit..

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

As someone with adhd, that one post about adhd made me laugh. I find it funny. It’s basically the same as: “Oh, depression is just having a bad day and overreacting” “Oh, autism is when you just don’t feel like responding to people” “Oh, (insert mental disorder) is just (overly simplified and underestimated symptoms)

[@KatBatwings]

"Oh, asthma is just having a bit of short breath"

[@jtek2259]

You have OCD? Bro just stop caring, also I can definitely relate I have OCD and ADD and an anxiety disorder

[@officialsubway7707]

FrostFire Fur same

[@komal146]

If you're an incel, just find a girl

[@walnutalpaca8608]

Ikr? Lol

[@RUPPLEPUPPLE]

The fact that there are people who think like this makes me want to move to Switzerland and begin life anew as a goat rancher

[@VikingBadass94]

@@colonelyungblonsk7730 What the hell is that suppose to mean?

[@colonelyungblonsk7730]

@@VikingBadass94 they seem to be socially inept as a nation and only focus on certain things, plus they like Trains

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Rainbow’s Baby Goat Farm.

[@r.r815]

I want to move to like Canada and just F off into the woods and become a druid

[@eak4889]

Rainbow-Unicorn-Teaparty. Can I join?

[@Hoonters-goona-Hoont]

These guys bend reality so hard that even Freudian Psychoanalysis becomes valid applied on them.

[@ekki1993]

Love the double burn to incels and psychoanalysis.

[@xsir_hcx3897]

HOONTERS GONNA HOONT Freud’s logic isn’t all invalid today

[@ekki1993]

@@xsir_hcx3897 It's useless because the method just assumes it's valid for everyone and there's no defined way of knowing when it's valid and when it's not.

[@ekki1993]

@Jardani Jovonovich I guess a bunch of the side methods like the two way conversation might have been new or popularized by Freud, but psychoanalysis has a whole set of assumptions with zero scientific proof that are used as a framework for that conversation.

[@ekki1993]

@Jardani Jovonovich Which means it's never been properly tested, which means it shouldn't be a valid method of "treatment" (there's sure to be some freud fanbois out there saying it's not a "treatment" but they're wrong too...)

[@tripledd3718]

The interaction should go as sounded like a poorly written fanfic

[@fortysvideoarchive]

or a bondage rp

[@lottabubbles1596]

Or the plot of a gacha heat video.

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

@@fortysvideoarchive except bondage is meant to be loving and mutual not controlling

[@fortysvideoarchive]

@@jeanmichellelaurent you are correct and i apologies for my laps of thought

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@jeanmichellelaurent not always… trust me, I’ve been on the darkest depths of the internet and seen snuff

[@solaireofastora422]

1:07 the person who wrote that definitely pisses Dorito dust

[@solaireofastora422]

Mr Chungus Let us commence in jolly cooperation

[@AccomplishedBoot86]

imagine pissing dust. that must be painful as shit

[@Selinaru]

​@@AccomplishedBoot86kidney stones can be sometimes peed in the form of sand

[@melonhead4658]

When a person brings up their IQ in a conversation in a pretentious way, I automatically assume their IQ is 30.

[@greatdanelegend7001]

Melon Head hehe then they'd be too dumb to breathe ^^

[@zachdavis2297]

*their

[@squiddymcsquidface3097]

I think everyone but the people who bring up their IQ in a pretentious way think that people who bring up their IQ in a pretentious way are stupid.

[@xSmythosx]

Ummmm as someone with an IQ of 60000000000 I disagree

[@squiddymcsquidface3097]

ScrewyGrapes wow, you must have figured out a cure for cancer already. You must have made that perpetual movement engine known as the universe out of a potato, a bunch of spring onions, and baco bits, I congratulate you templeton, lord of all potatoes exept sweet potatoes, which are gross and should not be considered potatoes. The potato shall be the true form of matter for it can be used for anything, unlike the yam. Yams are useless!

[@masts3246]

“Female must me loyal.” He’s asking for a dog xD

[@lautheimpaler4686]

*bitch.

[@masts3246]

Ahem sorry I meant bitch

[@eegma5596]

He does want to have sex with her though, which would be... questionable business to say the least if it was a dog.

[@lautheimpaler4686]

@@eegma5596 naah. I can easily imagine an incel fucking a dog. And vice versa.

[@c.o7993]

Because loyaltie is such a hard thing to ask for? I mean don't fuck around and your set

[@newmoisturizer5054]

100% Virgin pulp?

[@mertgokce7332]

Google toilet roll

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

BLUE SPEED MOUSE

[@jordishima]

EAT PANT

[@UltimateBrofist13]

No potato for me, yeah?

[@aidenjay03]

New Moisturizer Now I see you here also? Jesus, you're everywhere. This was the second time seeing you tonight. First the Subway commercial, now here. I'm quite shocked.

[@dibel3669]

Women reading this: *chuckles* I'm in *danger*

[@Alex-zg7vq]

@@levko4738 ever heard of Elliot Rodger?

[@Alex-zg7vq]

@@levko4738 Ich lebe auch in Deutschland und wenn du mal ins deutsche Incel Forum guckst wirst du sehen dass es mehr als genügend Menschen gibt die Nachahmungstäter werden wollen :)

[@cassidygreen4239]

Levko Toronto machete murders didn’t happen too long ago and those werent usa

[@macrons593]

Don't worry, these guys don't even have the balls to talk to them. All women are safe from them as far as I'm concerned

[@Alex-zg7vq]

@@macrons593 They are not safe imo

[@RandolphCrane]

The good thing is that those incels will never be close enough to a woman to actually be able to harm her. That gives my mind some peace.

[@JTlario]

Randolph Crane LOL

[@rappingbeaniedog347]

I dunno, I've heard stories about how they're intentionally just pure assholes to women because they're sticking it to them and society just because they're that salty.

[@karou6969]

Except for their mom. Yeah. I wish all of those moms luck. Because they gave birth to a woman hating demon.

[@orphusabadon9863]

Tell that to Elliot Rodgers...

[@Nimbus3690]

end my suffering. Lol that's not how they are formed.

[@DoctorLazers]

I find there is an inverse correlation between how often someone brings up their IQ and their actual IQ.

[@purrecioustabby630]

There’s an actual psychological theory about the correlation between perceived iq and actual iq, like they’ve graphed it and everything it’s quite the fucking shitshow

[@XephreWolf]

Most smart people actually pretend to be less intelligent so they don't get flooded with shitloads of unwanted responsibility. I.e. If you're known to be the smartest guy in class then everyone is going to keep asking you for homework advice.

[@Sunky-zf9wf]

PearlyWhites *can confirm*

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Sunky1234 , YoU mUsT wAtCh RiCk aNd mOrTy

[@Sunky-zf9wf]

ᵢₙdₑₑd ᵢ dₒ.

[@czarpeppers6250]

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO JUDGE THE VALUE OF A CAR IF IT HAS A COAT OF PAINT ALL OVER IT!

[@acehoundberry7342]

Try to fuck it

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

V A L U E

[@Fishlicker2695]

I know right it so harf to tell the type of metale

[@mapper534]

GET A CROWBAR YOU COWARD!

[@crittermoded]

jesus christ how horrifying honestly that guy with a god complex is kinda horrifying, lots of people are.

[@chopperjoe1998]

It’s honestly disturbing to think there are people, even entire forums of them, who think like this.

[@Chardiieee]

wait, so you DONT put the sausage in the pants? How else are you supposed to have a high protein snack after going hard in the clubs all night?

[@SylasTheGreat]

Tom C Sunny

[@sauceislame5916]

The girl is also gonna want some! If she gets hungry, what are you gonna do? Order something ? HAH

[@amandabrown2528]

I would be scared of these people reproducing, if I didn't know that they were virgins... I'm really glad that no woman had such low self-esteem that she would start a relationship with any of these guys.

[@amandabrown2528]

@@whodis3489 lol

[@user-vp6cq4sv3d]

You don't wish for these people to better themselves. I'm bashing my head against a wall here with people not wanting to help others not have these lapses in sanity.

[@uokayjim1422]

Amanda Brown nah dude. What if her self esteem is too high and she thinks “I can change him”

[@r.r815]

@@uokayjim1422 she might succeed or it'll make a good horror movie

[@uokayjim1422]

R .R lol u right

[@geneva1895]

"woman can not be mentally ill" my existence says otherwise

[@Terry-wo4up]

Geneva xo same

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

@EntAsAlways What are you saying? How is having a mental illness disrespectful?

[@orecvetkovic904]

Fucking edgelord

[@mori5271]

@Daniel Smith yeah, because men often bottle it inside and see mental illness as a weakness...which has led to many of them commiting crime or killing themselves. My dad was mentally ill and refused to get help, he had manic episodes, i have seen that shit happen. Its sad.

[@angelopasia1439]

@@mori5271 that is concerning...

[@real-zenithas]

"My IQ is 145" I have some sad news for you, son.

[@margofloreva2962]

145 is average “learn your place beneath me”

[@yoo6163]

He kinda forgot to add the "," after 1

[@samiacool9]

Beesechurger *before 1

[@afikanto4126]

@@margofloreva2962 anything above 130 is genius level

[@johnstanley3939]

@@margofloreva2962 isn't 100 average? Isn't that the literal definition of Intelligence Quotient?

[@swordswaltzing]

theres this incel guy at my school who keeps trying to convince me im not attracted to girls and that im just doing it to get guys' attention

[@samswoman2009]

Megan I used to go to junior college with one who was convinced that I spent every weekend at wild drug and sex parties. I have no idea where he came up with that, but every Monday on the bus he would ask me subtly suggestive questions about my weekend.

[@swordswaltzing]

oh jesus i can only imagine how horrible that must have been kdjhfsg

[@samswoman2009]

He was really a piece of work. He used to lecture people about morality and religion. Wonder why he was a virgin....

[@tzgc1291]

Jesus....why do these people exist?

[@Auditormadness9]

Jam Boyd because females ignore us

[@NeonCabaret]

Jesus christ these people do exist. They're like terrible versions of nice guys. This is what actual misogyny looks like. -Slacker

[@g0urd_dude246]

Neon Cabaret, they are niceguys from an alternate reality.

[@jffry890]

Reminder that "nice guys" are sexual predators who use pity in order to try (and fail) at getting sex. Women see through that shit which is why you always hear "No girl wants a nice guy!". Not because they don't want a nice guy, but because self-described "nice guys" are pieces of shit.

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Nice guys, but from hell.

[@Derpyroblox]

Neon Cabaret nice guys(trademark) are terrible but incels are worse than them

[@inspector5122]

Neon Cabaret they are YandereDev

[@yungdarko7774]

"Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God" one of these things is not like the others

[@SophinoX]

"or" why tf do you wanna get called or

[@jamesharbor4893]

The term "or" probably serves as a constant reminder to him that he was always just a choice and he wasn't chosen.

[@alonsan3977]

yungdarko666 well yeah god is the name you can call me

[@SophinoX]

random af 👏 no thank you

[@alonsan3977]

SophinoX that was a joke haha....

[@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose]

The best part is that the original incel board was made by a woman to talk about how hard it is to be in a world that normalizes getting laid like it is what you are supposed to do. She made it as a helpful thing to let people vent about their difficulties and find community in their struggle. Then it devolved into this woman-hating horrible mess. The irony is so strong here.

[@kedarunzi9139]

She obviously made it just to shit at men yeah

[@ifarted9127]

@@kedarunzi9139 not at all lmao

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@ifarted9127 that wasn't a lie

[@Capt.Gingivits]

@@kedarunzi9139 no???

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@Capt.Gingivits not sure what this conversation was about, sorry

[@staplesock5549]

7:38 I think he got IQ and Chromosome count (CC) mixed up.

[@davidmccarthy4206]

Oh damn

[@nikooo1794]

He clearly meant Closed Captions (CC)

[@herpydepth1204]

@Jonny Rigdon as somebody with an IQ of over 170 I can confirm that IQs basically mean nothing. Yeah sure you are smarter than everyone around you on a technical level but just because I have a high IQ I don’t instantly understand quantum physics. I actually have ADD so I find science and math boring as hell anyways

[@hamsteronroids5781]

Herpy Depth be quiet cringe downie

[@herpydepth1204]

@HamsterOnRoids why so angry I’m on your side here

[@ratthew8098]

rip r/samsincels - 2017-2017

[@Noble-Nova]

what happened :(

[@LakritsUwU]

it got banned

[@BreakYourMark]

but how tho

[@spicymilkshake6600]

pejmeister top 10 saddest anime deaths ;~;

[@audrey0554]

Rihanna: "I owe all of soothouse at least a hand job" All of soothouse: "y-yea haha funny... but like was that like a joke or likee for reall.."

[@beepboopily6285]

Ikr

[@ibowonar141]

We can only wonder

[@sebastian5671]

Sam was just uncomfortable since he has a damn wife

[@SandyCheeks1896]

I was wondering where tf that came from. It seemed so random and out of comtrxt

[@jasondeng7677]

These are real organsims you know, human-like organisms actually wrote these things, and they actually posted these things. it isn't a bot. somewhere out there "lives" the organism that wrote the text that YOU have read.

[@chopperjoe1998]

Yes, and it’s genuinely disturbing. The total and complete absence of self-awareness

[@genevasuggestion8274]

After watching this video, I think I wanna do my part to change that

[@wolfetteplays8894]

You underestimate the progress of AI

[@Feliciatanktop]

These are extreme cases of mommy issues

[@cristaldollpink]

Felicia why the mother has something to do with that? A mother isn't the same that a girlfriend o_o, it would be weird wanting that your girlfriend was your mother o_o...

[@Feliciatanktop]

Rocío Suárez Galán I don’t think you know what mommy issues means

[@robshekelberg5315]

Rocío Suárez Galán when you read up on psychology you’ll understand

[@robshekelberg5315]

Cis-white heterosexual male to be fair, I think you’re right. Without a strong father figure, men look at other men their age and copy them , in this case incels find other incels online

[@EmilyLovesNyanCat]

A lot of well-known serial killers who have been known to prey on women have had bad relationships with their mothers; first example that comes to mind is Ed Kemper. All of his murders consisted of humiliating/degrading his woman victims (one of his first being his mother herself). I also read the entirety of Elliot Rodger's manifesto, and in it, he expressed a lot of pent-up hatred and resentment towards his mother. There's definitely a connection here.

[@habitsrabbit]

as someone who is into bdsm..the whole master part of the video made me cringe..also laugh but mostly cringe. yeah dude. you're totally going to get a woman to be that for you...

[@siriuskndfgsegg7495]

ChaoticGamer what is bdsm ? I have heard it was some kind of fetish, but nobody explained to me what it was (i wont judge ya)

[@siriuskndfgsegg7495]

Daddy Foosa, oh is that it ? I have seen worse. Oh well there is a saying that goes "life is short so take the time to do whatever makes you feel happy"

[@habitsrabbit]

bdsm is short for three sections. (Bondage & Discipline) (domination & submission) (sadism & masochism) BD-DS-SM

[@mercedesrose9382]

ChaoticGamer I’m into bdsm as well, but I thought the dramatic parts (most of it) were super cringeworthy, and the fact that the dude that wrote that was probably an overweight acne covered neck beard with a 3 inch penis lol

[@emmanuelalagbala9590]

seriuskndfgs egg its basically that part of the vid unironically

[@aortaplatinum]

*[immense discomfort]*

[@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382]

*immense errection

[@meowistforlife]

Immense same

[@linkincode]

"The Virgins of Reddit" so basically everyone on reddit

[@neth7826]

ooooooo

[@nicholassmith8759]

Ooof

[@winstonherschel]

But very few stand aside from the roaring mob of weebs and incels. These are known as... “the casual Reddit user” these individuals are not too different from you and I. Lurking among us in the shadows. You could live happily with your wife of 45 years with children and grandchildren. To just find out, your loving wife is a...... *REDDIT USER*

[@RaraZeCat]

But what about the married ones who have biological kids?

[@N3cr0mantic]

"why cant you people go past looks and love me for my personality???" "MAKEUP LIES TO MEN ABOUT A WOMANS WORTH"

[@bonepaste_3336]

“Women can’t be depressed” that hit really close to home with me. my friend has almost committed suicide twice now and we had to keep her from actually doing it. The second time we had to talk her out of it was literally yesterday. My worst nightmare is losing her or one of my other friends.

[@wakemeupOUTSIDE]

I feel bad because I overlooked the word "almost" and I thought she had committed suicide, revived somehow and done it again and that made me laugh

[@spoons7649]

@@wakemeupOUTSIDE LMAO ME TOO 💀

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

@@wakemeupOUTSIDE”my friend has committed suicide twice now”

[@twitterman5397]

I wanna see a one-on-one. Virgins of reddit v male-haters of tumblr.

[@redbluesandmoons7478]

Oldgoose *_Top 10 anime battles_*

[@CollectorsTeam]

... the two types of people that should NEVER EVER be paired together. Imagine the monstrosity they would create.

[@andrewcullen2527]

New episode deadliest warriors

[@android19willpwn]

It would be quite a site to behold. Both would be so full of rage but neither has any kind of physical fitness. It would be like a battle-royale of elementary schoolers. I'd watch that documentary.

[@brodyupton9155]

Mojave Outpost 2) Chad vs virgins of reddit 1) man haters vs virgins of reddit

[@Mekelaina]

see, the "master" guy is what scares me most. im a kinky girl, im super subby and that kind of bdsm rp/lifestyle could be really interesting. the IMPORTANT caveat is C O N S E N T. the scary part is if these people weren't so socially incompetent they could end up abusing any partner theyre with. (i mean lets face it they most likely have abusive personalities) makes me thankful im a lesbian

[@almapitetunder7687]

i don't have anything to say i just love this comment a lot ok thanks

[@ray2887]

^^^

[@camacakegd3714]

I'm almost positive that person was joking

[@camacakegd3714]

@@KuueenKumi what?

[@DLBBALL]

Hanoka ???

[@Mugen_YG]

*_w h o o w n s y o u ? ?_*

[@papagrande7191]

lol I want that for merch

[@LabMousette]

I DO

[@toyotatacoma1616]

LARGE CORPORATIONS

[@squidcultist0022]

No-one. No Gods No Masters

[@nikims_]

Prism I love you now.

[@slumdog113]

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Cage Match The Virgins of Reddit VS Men Haters of Tumblr whoever wins is right

[@woof7538]

The Virgins of Reddit will win cuz Man haters will leave after seeing the virgins

[@m.ostrowski2031]

Dawson Bertrand They'll destroy eachother. /pol/ wins

[@lautheimpaler4686]

Even better. A WAR GAMES match.

[@alect5953]

Throw in the virgins of 4chan and it's perfect

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

None of them are right

[@mavibaso]

7:52 the worst thing is that your iq doesn’t determine how smart you are, but rather your sense of logic lol

[@Draber2b]

Especially not how wise someone is. Unless you knows everything in the world everyone might be aware of something you're not. Everyone can debate.. Only some can be true incels xd

[@herpydepth1204]

I always think it’s funny when people bring up their high iq as something for me to me amazed by because I have an iq over 170 and I will brag about it (like I just did) but at least I know not to pretend like it’s at all important. Me being smart (speaking of bragging) doesn’t really have anything to do with my iq. Besides, those abstract numbers don’t make you perfect by any means, I am diagnosed with depression and ADD (it’s a type of ADHD) and it’s not like I did perfect in school or anything

[@murciadoxial8056]

Then incels are, either lying about their IQ tests, or IQ tests can't even measure logic accurately.

[@anon.8971]

That's not to say there isn't a correlation between intelligence and I.Q., however.

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Which obviously they don't have, because the logical thing to do is... Well not this. Definitely not this.

[@FaeSparrow]

Incel: "No, I don't think of women as objects!" Also Incels: 00:00

[@inksoakedsquid]

When has an incel *ever* said that? I'm almost 100 percent sure they'd say otherwise lmao

[@novemberblake9505]

Ink Soaked Squid they do to justify themselves when they do get called out. Like the guy who said „I don’t hate women“ and thenproceeded to say he’d let a woman bleed out

[@novemberblake9505]

@Sean yea but the line between a Stacy and any other woman is very blurred, especially in individuals like that

[@Chunkboi]

Incel sounds like an alt-right mobile phone service.

[@ourladypeace3]

Pretty much

[@Grimnoire]

I always thought incel and Intel was the same

[@Chunkboi]

Rusty Hatch oh gods, that would suck to have a computer with “incel inside.”

[@Elias-ik1ur]

🤔

[@Chunkboi]

Sergio Elias Torres M. The computer has serious motherboard issues.

[@texyp.856]

"Women can't be lonely, sad, depressed" Me: hold my beer 🍺

[@qruigley]

lmaoo

[@Guffy1990]

"r/SamsIncels has been banned from Reddit" F

[@olaff9771]

Good to hear.

[@deactivatedHonda]

@@olaff9771 the og pfp

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

“Saint Elliot Rodgers” **gags**

[@avocadolfhirsehiedler742]

Our supreme gentleman

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@avocadolfhirsehiedler742 this better be a joke

[@spate7207]

@@alfalldoot6715 I'm pretty sure it is because I think in one of his posts he called himself a "supreme gentleman"

[@the711devin4]

Now I get why man haters exist Everything is so clear now

[@m.ostrowski2031]

The 711Devin Actually it's the other way around

[@lautheimpaler4686]

Actually the existence of Feminists and the existence of incels have nothing to do with each other. That's what makes them scary.

[@cutienerdgirl]

@@m.ostrowski2031 No, ex-incels often say that they had this horrible mentality because they hated themselves and were just projecting that onto women. They viewed themselves as ugly and disgusting so they convinced themselves that every woman that walks by them must be thinking that too. That's how they came up with the narrative in their heads that women are "superficial". I kind of feel like this is related to Narcissism because deep down they're insecure so they always need attention and compliments.

[@m.ostrowski2031]

Pink Two sides of the same coin, feminists are exactly the same.

[@raiderfox7229]

@@m.ostrowski2031 Not really, feminists don't advocate slavery or murder...

[@toyotatacoma1616]

"Men can't be raped" OH SHIT IT'S THE FULLEST HORSESHOE, ITS PRACTICALLY A HORSE TOE AT THIS POINT

[@asabb349]

I am proud to announce that my ADHD was automatically cured after I listened to this guy's advice and just paid attention.

[@itsojuice9221]

yes master, dobby is a free elf

[@TheJackbilly]

Women can’t be lonely, depressed, or mentally ill Me: guess I’m not a women

[@ras_krystafari3333]

Shut up, livestock doesn't speak.

[@hoelife1875]

@@ras_krystafari3333livestock? As in cattle? Guess your a animal

[@AceGaimz]

You’re not a women. Women is plural. You’re a woman.

[@LazGato]

@@ras_krystafari3333 found the virgin

[@orestis9575]

@@ras_krystafari3333 Hahahahahahhahaha lmao!!!#

[@megu2272]

These guys make those crazy ladies from Tumblr look sane by comparison

[@InvaderTrisha]

those guys are why those ladies on tumblr are crazy in the first place :/

[@mattmurray6125]

Rook Mine Boi indeed

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Belladonna Rose, OR are these guys crazy because of the ladies on Tumblr??

[@rocksox1255]

They should fight.

[@Awesoman66]

I see them as the same but mirrored of each other. Equal in craziness

[@oliverdennis3115]

Man: I hate woman Woman: Ok Man: Date? Woman: No. Man: Woman dumb. *listens to All Girls Are The Same by Juice WRLD*

[@ironicivan4928]

You literally said the backstory of all incels lol

[@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath]

legit though I hate juice wrld's music and all the other related rappers. they're so misogynistic and they constantly make millions by influencing the next generation of boys on a daily basis

[@dilloncookson9641]

These incels... Should be IN CELLS!!!

[@coalopalatticus6964]

Dillon Cookson Nice pun.

[@dipayandegtyarev7177]

Needs *puts on sunglasses*

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

They are insults

[@soapie-]

Yup they need to be locked up in a cell with those pillows glued to the walls and have the key to it thrown away.

[@DrizzyDrew47]

Dillon Cookson what's an incel lol

[@LizzySimba]

Jesus Christ, I’m kinda worried for my safety after seeing these nutcases. I’ve talked to similar boys before, a guy I used to be friends with (I haven’t seen him in months, luckily) was like these people. So they’re not just trolls, they exist.

[@amatsukiko]

Lizzy Simba I heavily doubt these nutcases could threaten a woman's/person's life when they are extremely socially awkward and in reality afraid of any human contact

[@LizzySimba]

Tsukiko Furude Oh, I met the dude in real life but we talked over messages 90% of the time. He was vaguely normal in real life, only got fucked up when we started messaging

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

I ... kidn of understand what has them going thought to be like that despite being a "femoid". I am currently 23, female, virgin, no friends since ... ever? I think my last two friends were from elementary school and on 5th year they stoped being my friends to start bulling me and convince others to do so. And I have literally never gone to any party, but i think i have come to accept this. Because, and dont get me wrong, people like this, usually Schizoids to some degree (not scrizofrenia, its different, huh) have a really awkard time with socialicing, specially with other people my age (15-to 25 i get a hard time talking to them) or if they are males. At least i kind of know how to act toward them because I grow up as a "male internet anon". Nowdays I am more of a normal person but when i was on highschool I was a mix of social awkardness, with some tendencies to try to call for atention, bullied... I felt ashmed to talk to people on interactions that nowdays still cringe on remmebering. Usually ended my time alone on breaks, readding books, solving sudokus on the ilbrary pcs (god i hate sudokus as much I like them haha) Its very complicated to be a person like this, and in the end i never tried to change what my brain is just programed to be. You just end up either learning this social skills you totally lacked or just go full creepy. And trust me I still got a really ugly creep side really hard to explain myself. The plot twist come from my internet persona since 12 years old used to be always a male, because I felt more confortable going around this kind of enviroments than being a "girl". If i was a male probably would have gone thought a simmilar stage. I WAS thought some simmilar stage since my internet persona and real gender feelt a bit alienated (I am not one of these gender fluids or anything, i am girl and i feel like one, I even feel unconfortable going out as male actually). I still nowdays feel a bit more pf empathy towards /incels than to "normies". Actually if there is one out reading this, I also think they would feel kind of indignated a "femoid" would be a (female)/incel and still do understand why. Because none of this really maters to someone who has been trashed by society by being a different person. Growing up alone with internet as your teacher is not only something that really happens often, its also something you can even feel proud about. Its really hard to act like a "normie" out in the world when all you do on internet its usually talk about really interesting stuff asap, finding fast the type of thread or conversation you want on your usual places than building a relationship with a peson that to start with you will feel really awkard to talk to and will be merciless toward your creepiness. And its really really hard to let go of your bad habits. If you ever find an /incel, maybe you should know that the one that feels more terrifed its him, not you. At least you know how to react towards people, but when you switch to their domain, and the guy being creepy and messaging you stoped seing the person and started treating you as the random anon grill on internet. Being a femoid its already something they got either to defend from or something that will fast ignore them. Toght this is also true, a bond with this rare kind of internet population might feel more important easily for them than for someone with many friends or amny social experiences. My best recomendation is that if you really not going to be comprehensive, just leave incels alone. Harash reality is better than a person trying to be nice and then disapearing. And you really dont have to worry about your "safety". Because this kind of ridiculous, because the one being socially protected its you, while the other part is a baby child drowing on really deep waters. If you think this metaphore its a "cringy way to say it" then you really dont know what is to be like an /incel

[@greenerfrog]

Rah Jesus Christ

[@TheHeroOfTime1998]

Rah *tells life story* Everyone: "ok"

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

What I want from my parents, grandparents, and aunts/uncles: 1. Elders shall obey my every command, or else they get sent to the gulag. 2. They shall adress me as Comrade, Premier, Dear Leader, God, or else sent to gulag. 3. If they make jokes about me, Eternal Gulag. 4. If they do not rush B, GULAG.

[@meowistforlife]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan seems reasonable

[@thevengefulone57]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan GULAG!

[@1assassyn]

Ok, Else sent to gulag

[@frichickenishaplaysmc2381]

Да! Хорошо, хорошо!!

[@GirlWithLuv7]

I think Sam has a point when he says Incels have an "interesting" relationship with their mothers. The thing is I believe the mothers of incels have no backbone and usually do as she is told by her husband and son. So this behavior shows incels that women are made to do as they are told. With that plus the entitlement, it is no wonder incels have no idea that women are not made just to be servants to men.

[@DankMatter]

I do drugs D - Respect R - Women U - G - S -

[@AnAverageGoblin]

The Internet was a mistake, giving these rejects a way to bond with other rejects was a bad idea. you magnificent bastards showed me the light.

[@thesleepyviking4126]

Damnit, the subredits already banned

[@seldennev]

5:57 the "yeah" is so awkward it makes this moment painful to watch

[@thesundayfunnies]

Ikr what the fuck

[@mirorman477]

Simphouse amirite lads funi joke

[@avocadolfhirsehiedler742]

Sitting behind a screen all day and calling everything cringe is the biggest aspie thing to do.

[@isaiahjoiner6153]

@@avocadolfhirsehiedler742 say what??? Did you just insult everyone with autism by not only using a mostly outdated term that perpetuates functioning labels, but also just saying that they only sit behind screens and call things cringe?

[@KerpooHater]

@@isaiahjoiner6153 aspie means individual with aspergers dumbass

[@koobyboy4304]

The crossover we never expected but got anyways. I am grateful beyond human words.

[@notsosadbart6343]

The second you hear them calling women "females" you know they're gonna be virgins for life

[@Subhuman5season]

Or just get a hooker

[@MaybeNotARobot]

"I have a high IQ" "Women exist to serve and please men" pick one.

[@jarydjackson8531]

“Saint Elliot Rodgers” I threw up my lunch hearing that...

[@Luna_Kosane]

1:10 I feel like I'm reading the rough draft of 50 Shades of Grey. Now I need to go wash the cringe off.

[@archymedes986]

*FOOK ME M8*

[@spootot]

5:30 This is probably the most ironic thing I will read all day

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

Ironic?

[@edithume5175]

Jr. Jackrabbit Just pick up a hobby go outside, like these incels ever do.

[@toavs3977]

Jr. Jackrabbit "it isn't that hard."

[@jorgearnaiz7549]

spoot I

[@TheRealOnionFriend]

That dude was telling someone with ADHD "just pay attention." That's like telling Stephen Hawking "bro just stand up it's not that hard."

[@mellowshooter]

The guy with the 7 rules has been watching too much Hentai

[@notsosadbart6343]

The reason those guys on that subreddit are like that is because they will never consider themselves to be the ones with the problem. To them there is nothing wrong with them and everything should be handed to them just like when their mommy makes them pb&j

[@Tobberz]

*she-beast*

[@gotcha4688]

First we have daddy issues and now we have mommy issues it seems

[@SylasTheGreat]

Gotcha Good to know you consider yourself one of these girls.

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

So basically boomers were the worst at raising children

[@almahernadez81]

"The virgins of Reddit" Jesus Christ, dude, we are *all* vigins here.

[@spiritbx1337]

We are ALL virgins on this great day!

[@memillionthdoot4436]

PERMA-virgins being the operative word, here.

[@thevoyofloy]

ALL REDDITORS ARE INCELS WE ARE ALL SINNERS