Worst Album Covers Ever!!

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[@ryanduffy4420]

Is no one going to talk about how the Dick Handler Quartet had three people

[@aaronbenson5410]

The fourth one is busy handling

[@dawavve]

LMAO didn't even notice at first. Now I'm dead

[@ashleycollins5201]

Haha! Didn't notice at first 😂

[@jonide4848]

Beat me to it

[@JustSomeRandomGaming]

It's an edit the original is The Singing Wells Family, Love Thy Neighbour

[@ayylmao-vo9hi]

“If I saw Barbra in my bed I’d square up”- Austin Dicky 2019

[@MartinElmo]

Stevïe Stiletto was a joke band. They released tracks such as 'Comfortably Dum' and 'Pissing in my Bed'. Their bass player Mike Butler later joined Exodus...

[@slidwitch4124]

MElmo yeah that seems about right

[@gutterworx310zoose4]

the cover reminded me of Spinal Tap Smell the Glove

[@rkabrx2722]

GutterWorx310 Zoose It even has what looks like the same font as.Spinal Tap. Good catch!

[@logandoesthereesespuffsdan1569]

Stevie Stiletto and the Switchblades where a punk band that joked around alot.

[@TranzparentMethods]

@@gutterworx310zoose4 It's an exact replica, the only difference is it's a sock and not a glove.

[@DaveTheVader]

Fun Fact: Knorkator are still around today.

[@yourlocalgrungekid9472]

Are they black metal?

[@DaveTheVader]

@@yourlocalgrungekid9472 No. I don't actually listen to them but from what I've gathered they're a comedic Rock/Metal band that spans many styles. The Album which this video references is stylistically close to the Neue Deutsche Härte (Rammstein, Oomph!). The cover is simply a parody of the Black Metal aesthetic.

[@cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7]

@@DaveTheVader so... Like German GWAR?

[@DaveTheVader]

@@cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7 I do not know if Knorkator are as NSFW as GWAR... especially live...

[@veronika2403]

@@DaveTheVader yes they are not Live but a few of their songs are

[@timothymckane6362]

*Let me touch him.* *He touched me.* FBI, OPEN UP!

[@GoblinSatyr]

It's weird how us Klaytonians can find each other in other comment sections

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

That was fucking hilarious 🤣

[@kayh219]

Knorkator is in fact a german, "comedy/fun" Rock/Metal Band and the Cover of Hasenchartbreaker is from 1999 :D

[@reinieden2379]

And the singer is unbelievably talented.

[@Boom-nv6rd]

they are really fun to watch hahahaha

[@Nirahfell]

Best live show I've ever been at :D

[@Falxifer95]

The Wasnatch album is from 2013, that band purposely designed that cover to look like an obscure 1970's cover album.

[@TJ_Sauce]

Well, looks like it did it's job.

[@dustingunter6202]

The album at 8:06 is by my great uncle. I'm not even kidding!!!

[@emmazinke355]

Dustin Gunter. Apparently he looks like a murderer

[@dustingunter6202]

@@emmazinke355 he looks nothing like that now lmao

[@twistedwizard9100]

Rev Merrill Ted Braun Sr is your uncle?

[@dustingunter6202]

@Luke K. I've never listened to it so I couldn't tell you.

[@SmashingSebastianTV]

great!!

[@jacquesmccallum-lind1210]

A lot of this stuff is probably closer to the 70s, rather than the 50s and 60s

[@gutterworx310zoose4]

i think that dude thinks its all the same .

[@dakotafoote6075]

This should be "worst album covers that we know of" because I work at a record store and trust me, there are much, much worse out there.

[@Dickey7861]

Dakota Foote that honestly could be a funny video, do basically this but where we go through a record store and just try to find the absolute worst album cover.

[@kungfuman82]

The way Dickie says "my man" makes me think he's watched Aquaman A LOT.

[@kaijukannibal]

So have I brother

[@jojoversus1100]

or Rick & Morty. That's how Morty's teacher says "My man!" on one episode.

[@danielengstom1127]

Austin: "Just pictures of dead people" Mayhem's Dawn Of The Black Hearts: "Am i a joke to you?"

[@oopirates96]

Or carcass-reek of putrefaction

[@danielengstom1127]

@@oopirates96 Yeah that's a nice one. Just a collage of gore lol

[@Jesterhead-ow6gu]

black hearts

[@danielengstom1127]

@@Jesterhead-ow6gu Yes of course. My brain probably jumped to Dark Funerals Secrets Of The Black Arts

[@gwyndolindarkmoon2402]

lmfao neither of these two listen to heavy shit like that come on now. They’re practically normies lmao

[@LIVINVOR]

Knorkator - Deutschlands meiste Band der Welt. I fucking love this band

[@tobiaspieringer1653]

DiabolusSankti beste or meiste? Meiste does absoluetly not make any sens

[@robindreier9796]

@@tobiaspieringer1653 They call themselves "meiste Band der Welt" It doesn#t make sense because ..well its Knorkator. its like... their thing. If it makes no sense its better..thats pretty much what they're known for. Like one of their records is called "Das nächste Album aller Zeiten"

[@irrsinnrainer]

@@robindreier9796 Or "The Schlechtst of Knorkator"

[@foosonnenkern1885]

@@tobiaspieringer1653 they did this to parody "die ärzte", who call themselves "die beste band der welt"

[@tilfinke6105]

Knorkator ist zu geil für diese Welt

[@lespaul9078]

I like how they say alot of these album covers are from the 50s, in the dick pillar one there is literally a 70's dodge tradesman van, the stevïe stiletto one is probably from the 80's

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

Part 2 where you listen to songs from all of these blindly!

[@frandsenphilip1]

The audiences for these albums: the people who made them, and maybe not even them. Seriously, did people buy these albums? And where the heck where they sold?

[@timothyreed861]

My sense of meme culture has got me dying at Fred Emny

[@hawaii2k]

You should definitely listen to the music from this albums. Could turn quite interesting.

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

I agree with you 100% just the choruses to save on time though.

[@FOFballer]

couldnt find cody matherson on youtube :c but knorkator is pretty good

[@toesnt]

memes are slowly becoming 50s album covers

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

11:02 Man on the far left is Maynard James Keenan... Change my mind.

[@shchorss]

LOL yes

[@Khammett1962]

The Stevie Stiletto thing was a terrible punk band. The album cover is a play on the Spinal Tap album Smell The Glove....

[@jaynesixx2185]

Bad news was a great movie too

[@scidididi9564]

11:40 the worst part is, he holds the bass the wrong way

[@Cypher.]

He could be left handed.

[@BirdNoise77]

Dawn of the Black Hearts is simultaneously the best and worst album cover

[@dennisr.6023]

Loooool I agree

[@suksivittuunjakuole]

i cant stop looking at the cover

[@mattevans1643]

So i had to find out who barbara markay was. Now i wish i never did. She is a very talented musician, with schooling and degrees and everything. But somehow with all of that, she became a terrible musician.

[@cvharpmcgee]

@Zim Babwe I guess if you have a ton of talent, but make awful music? I think that's that Matt Evans was trying to say?

[@twistedwizard9100]

@Zim Babwe Richard Benson

[@alleykitty2131]

I am dying from laughter watching this whole video 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now, you must do reviews of ALL these albums! Shear hilarity 😂

[@grancucui]

Fred Emney , a true pioneer , little that he know that facial expression would be later perfected by Phil H. Anselmo.

[@mattdowds8505]

5:40Smell The Sock is a parody of Smell The Glove by Spinal Tap, even down to the font.

[@johnbazy]

A lot of these are fake btw, but it's pretty funny to try and guess which of them aren't.

[@Gakki_Aniki]

0:49 The Whitest Cover Art EVER ! I'm Dead

[@philipwebb9938]

Cody Matheson....I wonder if that was the inspiration for Kirk Van Houten "Can I borrow a feeling" demo tape in The Simpsons?

[@WhileAKyle85]

I legit sang a few bars of “I Should Have Been Crucified” when I was in church choir.... 😂

[@andrewconnolly8677]

5:40 is that the original smell the glove album cover from spinal tap?

[@therealdudeski]

Has to be inspired by spinal tap. No way that's not a parody

[@EvilxSausage]

That Stevie Stiletto thing has to be inspired by Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove.

[@mtwice4586]

You guys should do another one of these. This was fantastic.

[@dre6622]

Yo y’all should do a video of reacting to the actual songs😂

[@marcusvalle47]

Cody Matheson looks like the “Florida Man” in all those headlines😂😂🤷‍♂️

[@TheJokesterSCR]

This was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen and I have no idea why! I think you just caught me in a mood but I have a headache from laughing so much, so thanks for that LOL!

[@OllieBastiani]

Wasn’t ‘can I borrow a feeling?’ The song Kirk from the Simpsons sang? 😂

[@effiemars_]

I thought the same thing... this guy's album is like a 2nd part/response probably xD

[@justdarkjazz4020]

I love you guys. Much love and appreciation from Greece. Keep it up.

[@thechozzman1797]

They had "The Strategy of Penetration" back then, we have "The Sound of Perseverance" today.

[@ZombixMix]

I was just watching your old videos. Cheers for this, mates!

[@fushiguro8913]

I love how Dr Disrespect cheated and he apologised and literally everyone forgot about it

[@dpchiko17]

I love how people still follow this piece of shit

[@soul-qf2zq]

dude look at the background of the pic it looks like half of a demons face

[@Dickey7861]

I feel the same way about Tim Lambesis lol

[@fushiguro8913]

@@Dickey7861 Ikr? AILD is an awesome band but my man tried to have his wife assassinated lmao

[@brandonmerrithew317]

I'm with Loretta on this one. I finger my guitar for the Lord. ❤🕆

[@ClearAdventure]

"Smell the sock" was like "Smell the glove" in the movie "This is Spinal Tap" a rock comedy classic!

[@antifreezee5379]

I wish yall would do like an hour show. Random topics lol love it

[@haraldgruber5830]

OMG fantastic stuff, thanks for making my day - and on a side mention - The Dick Handler Quartet being only three in the picture is also pretty amusing ;)

[@haraldgruber5830]

Just realise in the comments I am not the first one to notice that ... :)

[@SumnerMultimedia]

Love how Fred Emney was signed to one of the labels that turned down The Beatles because they thought, "Guitar music [was] on its way out" and also thought that, "The Beatles [had] no future in showbusiness"

[@brad9956]

“Fingering and Praying for the Lord” - Loretta Fudge So, we found the girl that the Type O Negative song “Christian Woman” was about... “A cross upon her bedroom wall From grace, she will fall An image burning in her mind And between her thighs Uhhhhh”

[@MrInitialMan]

Not too long ago, I ran across a video where the youtuber decided to play music from a lot of these "worst cover" albums. He discovered a LOT of these albums did not, in fact, exist, but were old photoshops.

[@Tirryna]

The vast majority of these are 60's and 70's.

[@halofour01]

I'm pretty sure this could be a weekly video series for the next couple of years. holy shit!

[@SmashingSebastianTV]

I've seen a lot of these before, but it still cracks me up... Whatching people laugh about is is also very hilarious...

[@laughingquokka]

Going back to this video ... make me crying again 🤣

[@dimebagdylan]

Y’all ever be in class watching a funny video and trying not to laugh so you have to pause it every time something funny happens to gather yourself

[@hoodieninja1646]

I love you guys!!! you both are my spirit animal(s). You guys always brighten my day with your weirdness.

[@alexr2347]

I was expecting "blow me" joke on "Front to Back".

[@matttheman3923]

Ayyyyye Austin rockin the avoid shirt, just saw them earlier this year and they were amazing!

[@realmistick66]

anyone else watch this from start to finish on both this channel and Jared's channel? Just me?.. Okay...

[@erikerikerikerikerik]

Fun fact, that front to back album actually came out in like 2011. They made it look like that on purpose

[@iamfries7764]

This was fun! Do more!

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

You should do one like this but with modern cover art! Could be fun

[@isiahman7047]

Killed yet again, you guys are the BEST!

[@bengalster7127]

Jen Majura, who is now playing guitar in Evanescence, has actually played life bass in Knorkator a few years ago. And the Keyboarder of the Band has filled in for Rammstein a few years ago, when Flake was occupied.

[@false8989]

can you guys do an episode where you each pick out some of your favorite breakdowns and show them to each other

[@jonraquet6629]

4:39 Austin's laugh🤣🤣🤣

[@morphman86]

History lesson, because for some reason I've picked this knowledge up somewhere, for reasons. Vibrators have been around since the 1920's, but they weren't called "vibrators" until the late 80's. Initially, they were meant as a medical device, to assist in recovering from "hysteria", which back then was a term for a made-up disease women could suffer from where they became irrational. Basically, and excuse to throw your daughter or wife into the asylum if you got tired of them not obeying you. The name derives from "hystera", the Greek word for uterus. After about 4 decades of quackery, some quack thought that because the word came from "uterus", it might have to do with the reproductive cycle and invented the "medical massager" to try and give the affected women "what was missing". The medical term "hysteria" disappeared shortly after, in the 30's, but the device stuck around... for "other uses". Another fun fact: The battery-powered vibrator didn't come around until the mid-80's. Before then, they were plugged into a wall socket. And yes, this did cause a fair few accidental electrocutions, especially before the electricity safety measures from the post-war era.

[@confusedturtle55]

Ok, I know these were all from the 40s to the 60s, but I've gotta say, this entire video could be filled with Viper the Rapper albums. They're like really diving into a disturbed and confused man's psyche

[@KyroDragon]

You missed such an opportunity for a joke about bum notes with Wasnatch - Front to Back. Funny as hell video though, I love laughing at old goofy record/band images.

[@MrInitialMan]

About "fingering". That IS the correct term for using the keys or valves on a wind instrument, and she's holding a flute.

[@jetfire851]

"Jimmy Rhodes Plays for Deborah" is the weirdest War Machine story I've ever seen.

[@broken6671]

I love how in the thumbnail you both have some sick facial hair. I click the video, & both of y’all look like some baby faced gods ahaha I love you guys

[@Isa-ug7rp]

Also, you guys need to check out Drown in Sulphur. They are a sick Italian Death Core band. They came out with a new song called Moths

[@TrippyWheelz]

That doc punch tho 😂

[@crswro1690]

dan soder and jay oakerson on the sirius xm bonfire radio show did a few episodes on that gary album, and actually bought a copy of it.

[@joshbrodie9547]

the smell the sock one looks like a glam metal album cover

[@Pleumel]

10:48 is a german band wich wants to be wierd. the music fits perfectly to the cover and they have wierd shows as well. on purpose.. The vocabular nazi in me screams "knorkator! not knerketerrrr" xD Great video btw! LOVE IT haha

[@Dawnrazorr]

I'd love to see you guys react to some of this music!

[@user-hf3fu2xt2j]

Well, if i ever form a band, I want you, guys, review it's album covers!

[@svinjamaria]

10:55 the next Tool album!!!!! someone pinch me, i must be sleeping

[@MrJizzinmypantz]

"they're coming to get you Barbara" fucking GRADE A reference Austin

[@playedplains6177]

3:28 That's a rusty trombone if I ever seen one!😂😂😂

[@brettthewafflemaker7266]

3:35 my girlfriend plays french horn and that made it so much more better

[@mayk7124]

11:31 I'm surprised that neither of them noticed that the fucking bass was upside down.

[@billyabercrombie4860]

"whats up everybody" killed me lol

[@jaynesixx2185]

😂😂😂😂😂 that first cover. Is that where Spinal tap got the idea for smell or lick the glove

[@jacobsworldofmusic6019]

Original album cover of Type O Negatives "The Origin Of The Feces"

[@Erickdelgado3645]

You guys should do worst cover songs!

[@leoncolman6955]

The Stevie Stilleto reminds me of that spinal tap album cover

[@nathandoty8079]

This video made me laugh so hard!! also is that BanjoKazooie music i hear??

[@Badusername2000]

rudy ray moore was a comedian, that album cover was intentionally weird

[@MrFutago87]

Little trivia on the album at 3:24, it was released in 2013.

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

You know Jared really loves it/finds it funny when he bashes the table.

[@hippyhobo6285]

We need a video compilation of all the times Jared hit the table

[@dicktingeler6976]

Greetings from Serbia guys! Love your vids!

[@TheAstronomyFloyd]

Wasnatch is from this decade, so that quote about drugs is true Jared

[@andrewpappas9311]

5:40 That weirdly makes me think of Spinal Tap's _Smell the Glove_ album, I'm not gonna lie

[@brandynkilpatrick4295]

Knorkator are touring right now I think in Germany and Austria 😂😂 they also have more weird album covers

[@lawsonlee528]

This is gold

[@gamingvampire1604]

I remember seeing the Wasnatch album cover from The Rock Critic.

[@saintlotus93]

Knorkator - Full Show - Live at Wacken Open Air 2018. Look it up.

[@FluffyTsoggy]

Knorkator is amazing and hasenchartbreaker is a word play on hasenscharte (harelip or cleft lip) and chartbreaker, their other albums are puns aswell high mud leader which sounds like heimatlieder (folksong) , das nächste album aller zeiten (The next album ever) and so on. i loe their songs but understanding german helps ^^ many puns with great understanding of music