Worst Album Covers Ever!!

[@ryanduffy4420]

Is no one going to talk about how the Dick Handler Quartet had three people

[@aaronbenson5410]

The fourth one is busy handling

[@dawavve]

LMAO didn't even notice at first. Now I'm dead

[@ashleycollins5201]

Haha! Didn't notice at first 😂

[@jonide4848]

Beat me to it

[@JustSomeRandomGaming]

It's an edit the original is The Singing Wells Family, Love Thy Neighbour

[@TOOOTHPASTEMAN]

“If I saw Barbra in my bed I’d square up”- Austin Dicky 2019

[@MartinElmo]

Stevïe Stiletto was a joke band. They released tracks such as 'Comfortably Dum' and 'Pissing in my Bed'. Their bass player Mike Butler later joined Exodus...

[@slidwitch4124]

MElmo yeah that seems about right

[@gutterworx310zoose4]

the cover reminded me of Spinal Tap Smell the Glove

[@rkabrx2722]

GutterWorx310 Zoose It even has what looks like the same font as.Spinal Tap. Good catch!

[@logandoesthereesespuffsdan1569]

Stevie Stiletto and the Switchblades where a punk band that joked around alot.

[@TranzparentMethods]

@@gutterworx310zoose4 It's an exact replica, the only difference is it's a sock and not a glove.

[@timothymckane6362]

*Let me touch him.* *He touched me.* FBI, OPEN UP!

[@GoblinSatyr]

It's weird how us Klaytonians can find each other in other comment sections

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

That was fucking hilarious 🤣

[@DaveTheVader]

Fun Fact: Knorkator are still around today.

[@yourlocalgrungekid9472]

Are they black metal?

[@DaveTheVader]

@@yourlocalgrungekid9472 No. I don't actually listen to them but from what I've gathered they're a comedic Rock/Metal band that spans many styles. The Album which this video references is stylistically close to the Neue Deutsche Härte (Rammstein, Oomph!). The cover is simply a parody of the Black Metal aesthetic.

[@cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7]

@@DaveTheVader so... Like German GWAR?

[@DaveTheVader]

@@cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7 I do not know if Knorkator are as NSFW as GWAR... especially live...

[@veronika2403]

@@DaveTheVader yes they are not Live but a few of their songs are

[@kayh219]

Knorkator is in fact a german, "comedy/fun" Rock/Metal Band and the Cover of Hasenchartbreaker is from 1999 :D

[@ProggyRainy]

And the singer is unbelievably talented.

[@Boom-nv6rd]

they are really fun to watch hahahaha

[@Nirahfell]

Best live show I've ever been at :D

[@dustingunter6202]

The album at 8:06 is by my great uncle. I'm not even kidding!!!

[@emmazinke355]

Dustin Gunter. Apparently he looks like a murderer

[@dustingunter6202]

@@emmazinke355 he looks nothing like that now lmao

[@twistedwizard9100]

Rev Merrill Ted Braun Sr is your uncle?

[@dustingunter6202]

@Luke K. I've never listened to it so I couldn't tell you.

[@SmashingSebastianTV]

great!!

[@Falxifer95]

The Wasnatch album is from 2013, that band purposely designed that cover to look like an obscure 1970's cover album.

[@TJ_Sauce]

Well, looks like it did it's job.

[@jacquesmccallum-lind1210]

A lot of this stuff is probably closer to the 70s, rather than the 50s and 60s

[@gutterworx310zoose4]

i think that dude thinks its all the same .

[@dakotafoote6075]

This should be "worst album covers that we know of" because I work at a record store and trust me, there are much, much worse out there.

[@Dickey7861]

Dakota Foote that honestly could be a funny video, do basically this but where we go through a record store and just try to find the absolute worst album cover.

[@kungfuman82]

The way Dickie says "my man" makes me think he's watched Aquaman A LOT.

[@kaijukannibal]

So have I brother

[@jojoversus1100]

or Rick & Morty. That's how Morty's teacher says "My man!" on one episode.

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

Part 2 where you listen to songs from all of these blindly!

[@lespaul9078]

I like how they say alot of these album covers are from the 50s, in the dick pillar one there is literally a 70's dodge tradesman van, the stevïe stiletto one is probably from the 80's

[@tstar42]

My sense of meme culture has got me dying at Fred Emny

[@LIVINVOR]

Knorkator - Deutschlands meiste Band der Welt. I fucking love this band

[@tobiaspieringer1653]

DiabolusSankti beste or meiste? Meiste does absoluetly not make any sens

[@robindreier9796]

@@tobiaspieringer1653 They call themselves "meiste Band der Welt" It doesn#t make sense because ..well its Knorkator. its like... their thing. If it makes no sense its better..thats pretty much what they're known for. Like one of their records is called "Das nächste Album aller Zeiten"

[@irrsinnrainer]

@@robindreier9796 Or "The Schlechtst of Knorkator"

[@foosonnenkern1885]

@@tobiaspieringer1653 they did this to parody "die ärzte", who call themselves "die beste band der welt"

[@tilfinke6105]

Knorkator ist zu geil für diese Welt

[@danielengstom1127]

Austin: "Just pictures of dead people" Mayhem's Dawn Of The Black Hearts: "Am i a joke to you?"

[@oopirates96]

Or carcass-reek of putrefaction

[@danielengstom1127]

@@oopirates96 Yeah that's a nice one. Just a collage of gore lol

[@Jesterhead-ow6gu]

black hearts

[@danielengstom1127]

@@Jesterhead-ow6gu Yes of course. My brain probably jumped to Dark Funerals Secrets Of The Black Arts

[@gwyndolindarkmoon2402]

lmfao neither of these two listen to heavy shit like that come on now. They’re practically normies lmao

[@MrInitialMan]

Not too long ago, I ran across a video where the youtuber decided to play music from a lot of these "worst cover" albums. He discovered a LOT of these albums did not, in fact, exist, but were old photoshops.

[@toesnt]

memes are slowly becoming 50s album covers

[@hawaii2k]

You should definitely listen to the music from this albums. Could turn quite interesting.

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

I agree with you 100% just the choruses to save on time though.

[@FOFballer]

couldnt find cody matherson on youtube :c but knorkator is pretty good

[@scidididi9564]

11:40 the worst part is, he holds the bass the wrong way

[@Cypher.]

He could be left handed.

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

11:02 Man on the far left is Maynard James Keenan... Change my mind.

[@shchorss]

LOL yes

[@frandsenphilip1]

The audiences for these albums: the people who made them, and maybe not even them. Seriously, did people buy these albums? And where the heck where they sold?

[@Gakki_Aniki]

0:49 The Whitest Cover Art EVER ! I'm Dead

[@BirdNoise77]

Dawn of the Black Hearts is simultaneously the best and worst album cover

[@dennisr.6023]

Loooool I agree

[@balladmusicrules]

i cant stop looking at the cover

[@mattdowds8505]

5:40Smell The Sock is a parody of Smell The Glove by Spinal Tap, even down to the font.

[@SumnerMultimedia]

Love how Fred Emney was signed to one of the labels that turned down The Beatles because they thought, "Guitar music [was] on its way out" and also thought that, "The Beatles [had] no future in showbusiness"

[@johnbazy]

A lot of these are fake btw, but it's pretty funny to try and guess which of them aren't.

[@Khammett1962]

The Stevie Stiletto thing was a terrible punk band. The album cover is a play on the Spinal Tap album Smell The Glove....

[@jaynesixx2185]

Bad news was a great movie too

[@alleykitty2131]

I am dying from laughter watching this whole video 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now, you must do reviews of ALL these albums! Shear hilarity 😂

[@mattevans1643]

So i had to find out who barbara markay was. Now i wish i never did. She is a very talented musician, with schooling and degrees and everything. But somehow with all of that, she became a terrible musician.

[@circecitrus97]

@Zim Babwe I guess if you have a ton of talent, but make awful music? I think that's that Matt Evans was trying to say?

[@twistedwizard9100]

@Zim Babwe Richard Benson

[@andrewconnolly8677]

5:40 is that the original smell the glove album cover from spinal tap?

[@therealdudeski]

Has to be inspired by spinal tap. No way that's not a parody

[@WhileAKyle85]

I legit sang a few bars of “I Should Have Been Crucified” when I was in church choir.... 😂

[@grancucui]

Fred Emney , a true pioneer , little that he know that facial expression would be later perfected by Phil H. Anselmo.

[@dealinwilyuhmz]

Y’all ever be in class watching a funny video and trying not to laugh so you have to pause it every time something funny happens to gather yourself

[@thechozzman1797]

They had "The Strategy of Penetration" back then, we have "The Sound of Perseverance" today.

[@erikerikerikerikerik]

Fun fact, that front to back album actually came out in like 2011. They made it look like that on purpose

[@mayk7124]

11:31 I'm surprised that neither of them noticed that the fucking bass was upside down.

[@philipwebb9938]

Cody Matheson....I wonder if that was the inspiration for Kirk Van Houten "Can I borrow a feeling" demo tape in The Simpsons?

[@marcusvalle47]

Cody Matheson looks like the “Florida Man” in all those headlines😂😂🤷‍♂️

[@bengalster7127]

Jen Majura, who is now playing guitar in Evanescence, has actually played life bass in Knorkator a few years ago. And the Keyboarder of the Band has filled in for Rammstein a few years ago, when Flake was occupied.

[@MandyDeadite]

I wonder where all those people on those covers are now.....

[@fushiguro8913]

I love how Dr Disrespect cheated and he apologised and literally everyone forgot about it

[@dpchiko17]

I love how people still follow this piece of shit

[@soul-qf2zq]

dude look at the background of the pic it looks like half of a demons face

[@Dickey7861]

I feel the same way about Tim Lambesis lol

[@fushiguro8913]

@@Dickey7861 Ikr? AILD is an awesome band but my man tried to have his wife assassinated lmao

[@EvilxSausage]

That Stevie Stiletto thing has to be inspired by Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove.

[@brad9956]

“Fingering and Praying for the Lord” - Loretta Fudge So, we found the girl that the Type O Negative song “Christian Woman” was about... “A cross upon her bedroom wall From grace, she will fall An image burning in her mind And between her thighs Uhhhhh”

[@confusedturtle55]

Ok, I know these were all from the 40s to the 60s, but I've gotta say, this entire video could be filled with Viper the Rapper albums. They're like really diving into a disturbed and confused man's psyche

[@ClearAdventure]

"Smell the sock" was like "Smell the glove" in the movie "This is Spinal Tap" a rock comedy classic!

[@SmashingSebastianTV]

I've seen a lot of these before, but it still cracks me up... Whatching people laugh about is is also very hilarious...

[@jetfire851]

"Jimmy Rhodes Plays for Deborah" is the weirdest War Machine story I've ever seen.

[@morphman86]

History lesson, because for some reason I've picked this knowledge up somewhere, for reasons. Vibrators have been around since the 1920's, but they weren't called "vibrators" until the late 80's. Initially, they were meant as a medical device, to assist in recovering from "hysteria", which back then was a term for a made-up disease women could suffer from where they became irrational. Basically, and excuse to throw your daughter or wife into the asylum if you got tired of them not obeying you. The name derives from "hystera", the Greek word for uterus. After about 4 decades of quackery, some quack thought that because the word came from "uterus", it might have to do with the reproductive cycle and invented the "medical massager" to try and give the affected women "what was missing". The medical term "hysteria" disappeared shortly after, in the 30's, but the device stuck around... for "other uses". Another fun fact: The battery-powered vibrator didn't come around until the mid-80's. Before then, they were plugged into a wall socket. And yes, this did cause a fair few accidental electrocutions, especially before the electricity safety measures from the post-war era.

[@dre6622]

Yo y’all should do a video of reacting to the actual songs😂

[@alexr2347]

I was expecting "blow me" joke on "Front to Back".

[@mtwice4586]

You guys should do another one of these. This was fantastic.

[@TheJokesterSCR]

This was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen and I have no idea why! I think you just caught me in a mood but I have a headache from laughing so much, so thanks for that LOL!

[@Pleumel]

10:48 is a german band wich wants to be wierd. the music fits perfectly to the cover and they have wierd shows as well. on purpose.. The vocabular nazi in me screams "knorkator! not knerketerrrr" xD Great video btw! LOVE IT haha

[@Tirryna]

The vast majority of these are 60's and 70's.

[@fayrie905]

Straight guys: James Charles: 1:33

[@TheRoyalCheez]

10:59 he sounds like Jacksepticeye

[@MullilluM]

0:06 When you blow your nose and more comes out than expected.

[@justdarkjazz4020]

I love you guys. Much love and appreciation from Greece. Keep it up.

[@MrFutago87]

Little trivia on the album at 3:24, it was released in 2013.

[@brandonmerrithew317]

I'm with Loretta on this one. I finger my guitar for the Lord. ❤🕆

[@brettthewafflemaker7266]

3:35 my girlfriend plays french horn and that made it so much more better

[@metalnerd1979]

11:31 is ruth mckenny aware, he is holding his bass guitar backwards?

[@sirhenners204]

the vibrators one was sarcastic and taking the piss. They were a punk band in the 70s.

[@SorooshMhs]

7:21 Edge of Sanity - Crimson

[@gitplayer55]

05:40 --> You don't know Spinal Tap, do you? :D

[@Khammett1962]

Obviously they are missing out.....

[@penelopegarcia6573]

Quite!

[@OllieBastiani]

Wasn’t ‘can I borrow a feeling?’ The song Kirk from the Simpsons sang? 😂

[@effiemars_]

I thought the same thing... this guy's album is like a 2nd part/response probably xD

[@svinjamaria]

10:55 the next Tool album!!!!! someone pinch me, i must be sleeping

[@jonraquet6629]

4:39 Austin's laugh🤣🤣🤣

[@MrInitialMan]

About "fingering". That IS the correct term for using the keys or valves on a wind instrument, and she's holding a flute.

[@Badusername2000]

rudy ray moore was a comedian, that album cover was intentionally weird

[@halofour01]

I'm pretty sure this could be a weekly video series for the next couple of years. holy shit!

[@marjohnbuncio2782]

Knorkator is trippy as fuck when you're high

[@elijahsacco]

That yodeling album is just a picture of the bird lady in the park from Home Alone

[@realmistick66]

anyone else watch this from start to finish on both this channel and Jared's channel? Just me?.. Okay...

[@billyabercrombie4860]

"whats up everybody" killed me lol

[@chrisjt86]

9:33 Svetlana followed "My Lips are for Blowing" with her classic, underrated breakup album, "My Butt is for Pooping."

[@KyroDragon]

You missed such an opportunity for a joke about bum notes with Wasnatch - Front to Back. Funny as hell video though, I love laughing at old goofy record/band images.

[@haraldgruber5830]

OMG fantastic stuff, thanks for making my day - and on a side mention - The Dick Handler Quartet being only three in the picture is also pretty amusing ;)

[@haraldgruber5830]

Just realise in the comments I am not the first one to notice that ... :)

[@playedplains6177]

3:28 That's a rusty trombone if I ever seen one!😂😂😂

[@false8989]

can you guys do an episode where you each pick out some of your favorite breakdowns and show them to each other

[@jacobsworldofmusic6019]

Original album cover of Type O Negatives "The Origin Of The Feces"

[@mikeox_is_small]

"you got manism, even though it's a puppet" he said like someone was actually complaining about it.

[@rileywarner9318]

Fun Fact: The "Wasnatch" album is from the 2010's, and is a Utah local reggae band.

[@damianwilliams9467]

11:43 Anyone else notice the bass is upside-down

[@Marquezalex353]

the smell the sock one looks like a glam metal album cover

[@tommono1]

Funfact Knorkator [knoʀkatoʀ] actually has Till Lindemann sitting perfectly still though the entire length of one of their music videos.

[@ZombixMix]

I was just watching your old videos. Cheers for this, mates!

[@andrewpappas9311]

5:40 That weirdly makes me think of Spinal Tap's _Smell the Glove_ album, I'm not gonna lie

[@keep_going_8T2]

Kinda expected to see some Cannibal Corpse covers

[@TheAstronomyFloyd]

Wasnatch is from this decade, so that quote about drugs is true Jared

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

You know Jared really loves it/finds it funny when he bashes the table.

[@hippyhobo6285]

We need a video compilation of all the times Jared hit the table

[@SunRayz3r]

The Dick Handler Quartet... there are only 3 people. A quartet has 4. WHERES THE FOURTH!

[@saintlotus93]

Knorkator - Full Show - Live at Wacken Open Air 2018. Look it up.

[@alchemyrecords657]

Me: Yeah, I got a fullsized beacon made of diamonds in minecraft Girl: 1:33

[@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC]

Lol

[@laughingquokka]

Going back to this video ... make me crying again 🤣

[@AlfredSoul]

Knorkator is actually a German kind of satire-ish hardrock/metal band. They're pretty creative and fun sometimes.

[@reneew8181]

"is that Jesus" "No that's Randy"

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

Salsa attack is when a spicy tomato-based dip gets in your eyes.

[@isaacriggs4656]

That Cody Mathewson guy looks like he wants to “borrow” your couch.