The Worst Bigfoot Movie Ever Made

The Possum tells you about a Bigfoot movie that doesn't even have Bigfoot in it.

[@RichRedblood]

They really changed directions with Fred's second movie.

[@6Sinners6Circus6]

🤣

[@oimeuchapa6995]

Actually Fred have a trilogy( not even kidding)... This is the 4th one...

[@BillytheTeslaGod]

@@oimeuchapa6995 Fred did too much Krokodil.

[@Bopperann]

{Bigfoot talking fast n squeaky to the camera as he jumps his mom with a knife.}

[@criticalsurria6773]

“The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” (2 Peter‬ ‭3‬‬:‭9‬) Gods will is that you come to him in repentance and give yourselves to him and be saved. Thank God for his loving mercy and patience 💝✝️

[@williambaylis2904]

Why do they always try to use day for night effects in horror movies? Why does every non-human villain always have infrared vision? Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@fallenwolf3368]

To heat up the poker..

[@totoisayal5045]

To get ti the other side.

[@averyparticularsetofskills]

ANSWER TO ALL 3 QUESTIONS: " _The better to seeee you with my pretty_ "

[@vfxninja5503]

I will never stop being surprised at how awkwardly zero-budget horror movies can cram in sexual violence.

[@jenswonderfulworld6369]

IKR?! there's a writing rule of thumb I've heard a few places; if you can use something other than r*pe, do it. What's the absolute worst is how they simply treat it like the character bruised their knee and forget about it two minute later.

[@chrisperrien7055]

Y'er looking at it backwards.

[@ja-vishaara]

It's cheap to do

[@romanempire4495]

"I'm recording this in the car which is- uhhh not what I normally do. I have diarrhea from eating mcdonalds." - Possum Reviews, very coherent.

[@smeghead765]

More coherent than the movies he reviews.

[@davejones9469]

McDonald's makes me puke half the time so he did better than I would've...

[@Merlynn132]

The fact people still eat McDonalds is a testament to the power of corporate mind control. And the collective stupidity of humanity.

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

@@Merlynn132 Thanks Jesus

[@Merlynn132]

@@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859 Other side.

[@okami6399]

No amount of description of Fred’s bad audio actually prepared me to hear him.

[@oimeuchapa6995]

Is like if you pick a Ork Unit in Dawn Of War and click in multiple things at once

[@totesmcgoats7094]

yeah that voice acting was so bad.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Worst voice acting ever

[@fernandogimenez7520]

Sounds like Homer's Phonic frog🤣

[@Nash1t0]

I'm convinced this movie was improvised. They found a costume for Fred, did whatever while they were recording, and then they edit the footage. It's allmost like a snuff film.

[@BigPuddin]

"My, God... it's beautiful. We can build a movie around this costume."

[@emilymk12]

“Leprechaun oR-rI-jiN-s” I love you never change

[@ablosch2452]

The Leprechaun movies definitely rank high up there for some of the worst horror movies with a terrible premise, along with ones like Ginger-Dead Man. Possum could find a lot of good stuff to review there.

[@KingRumar]

@@ablosch2452 oh come now, you're telling me Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood isn't a masterpiece??

[@DarknessManiac]

@@KingRumar we must shame the heretic for not bowing to the reigning green king

[@hamburglar710]

Just when we needed him most he returns!!!

[@Akunai_]

I guess 1 month is too long

[@IchNachtLiebe]

We definitely missed Fred from the early KZbin days. He definitely didn't age well as displayed by this movie. 😉

[@JonWintersGold]

Honestly, just when you think you've watched the worst movie ever someone lowers the bar even more.

[@ZION73082]

There's always more down! ☠️🤣😉😏

[@ZION73082]

Stephen King in a meeting with his publisher: For my 473rd book... A couple moves into a New England town and gets attacked by a... ( looks around the office) umm a LAMP MONSTER!!! ARR ARR UHHHG... PUBLISHER: 😑🙄 When can you have it ready??? 😉😏🤣

[@JessBlueJazzberry]

Wait. Didn't Possum already review a movie about a monster named Fred? Who caused people around him to suffer, creepily stalked a woman he had a crush on, and was thoroughly unlikable despite the movie trying to make you sympathize with him? Well, at least THIS Fred didn't scream every ten seconds in his annoying high-pitched voice.

[@sassas1487]

yeah but his voice is so low it reached earth core

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

His voice is still super annoying, it’s just extremely low instead of high.

[@michaeltsouris8190]

didnt even read the title, just clicked on it right away. hell yeah dude.

[@drewnames651]

lately everytime i watch these reviews i can only ask myself one single question: ''does it *deserve* the goblin turning on the stove?''

[@gloom197]

Daddy Shaym's experiences with the "worst" of trashy movies is like "Fast and Furious" franchise. Just when you thought that you have seen it all...

[@dubuyajay9964]

This is Shaym?

[@gloom197]

@@dubuyajay9964 His other channel, yeah.

[@keaganmon6272]

@@gloom197 I think this would technically be his main channel since this is all he uploads on now

[@drakkenmensch]

"Day for night doesn't work -when your footage is overexposed- " There, fixed that for you!

[@6Sinners6Circus6]

Agreed 👍

[@angryinternetperson6629]

You have to respect Possum for sacrificing his sanity and watching terrible shitty movies so that we don't have to do it. Great job, Possum.

[@haillobster7154]

When the title is hilarious and the thumbnail horrifying... Time to turn on the stove.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Wait why did you turn on the stove?

[@BigPuddin]

Yeah, why do that even?

[@Dr.Bright17]

And was it a goblin? If so, why the goblin turn it on?

[@alanrcastro8580]

This movie is so bad that Possum forgot to make the "goblin turning on the stove" joke

[@masonleppert1988]

Hey possum, Not sure if your gonna see this. But I just wanted to thank you for creating this channel and doing what you do. Around the time you started this channel, a lot of terrible stuff happened with my career made worse by the pandemic. Your videos were something to help me cope with depression and I look forward to when you post. My life is better now and although therapy and job changes helped with my mental health issues, your videos always made me laugh. Keep up the good work man.

[@ms.chomper5024]

Possum blesses. Bless he spares us from the Goblin turning on the stove 🙏

[@Firguy]

4:36 *"and then the focus switches to some Hobo with a Shotgun"* Rutger Hauer?

[@deozero1925]

Why do most B or worse movies try to have us sympathize with characters that don't deserve it? Joker is one example of a villian that can by sympathized with. This version of Bigfoot? No way.

[@6Sinners6Circus6]

Pretty sure it's like he said about the "predator vision" they see it in other movies 🎬 😆 idk but great question

[@UmbraMan1]

Don’t Breathe 2

[@BigPuddin]

Incompetence.

[@ablosch2452]

I was half expecting some of possum’s supporting cast to appear, like the Sasquatch saying he thinks this Fred is his cousin that nobody talks about. Or the Ant Guy appearing and saying something like “It does have a plot, its not false advertising, it’s just allegorical for something. You just didn’t understand.” Regardless, the review was good even if it didn’t have those.

[@dakotamartinez8310]

This might be too bad to have them.

[@KalisShort]

I just discovered the channel recently and its pure gold

[@raccoononymous]

If he was pulled over, he would not pass a sobriety test.

[@year111]

This is "wrong turn" levels of messed up!

[@Fun_With_Google_Translate]

Leaving a comment for the algorithm: The tables are long or round. He did not listen to King Arthur. If a leader wants to talk, The older brother goes, "Don’t be half-rotten, be rotten”. I didn’t hear anything. Although this table is useless, We had a conversation with the participants. But this alarm is good. (Word!) Belvedere did not listen. "Yes, you gave me some wine?" (How did you say that?!) Twenty-eight miles. I don’t like women, It's better to keep food in your hands, If you want to move. We want a new relationship, For our king, I think he deserves it. By my mom? (Hiya! Hiya!) Accept? (Yes!) Error? (Yes!) You don’t know what someone is saying? (Yes!) Lee, Brenda, and Lulu, Like King Arthur, The table should be rotated. The table should be rotated. Now a photo. We can claim the best. (Can I hear it now?) (I can hear it.) (White Bull!) All the tips... (Wow!) He knew that if we wanted a white photo, we couldn’t tell. Wow 360°! There are two things. (River Correction.) (Appearances should be close.) Faces of women! But I didn’t want money. Where are you going? Hi, everyone! What happened to you? They have a crown, Alphon!

[@dragonmac1234]

It's a bad day when you look at a movie that's worse than anything Neil Breen has produced.

[@theautomator8372]

Everytime possum uploads its cause for celebration 🍾

[@T0nC0]

I love how even this video has a higher inversion than the actual moovie

[@jenswonderfulworld6369]

Let us have a look here; He's a lonely, ugly monster stumbling around the woods, looking for companionship. Spying on humans, fascinated by them? Also has a tendency to murder them? It seems to me based off of the Frankenstein's Monster trope (no, not universal, the book which is AMAZING). There is a difference; the Monster IS STILL EVIL. Everyone knows this. In the book, he is shown and treated as such. He was sympathetic, until he started killing people and displaying his lack of concern for anyone or thing around him to get what he wanted. This monster, *Fred* has some of the same traits, however, is displayed as sympathetic. Now, Frankenstein's Monster didn't commit some of *FRED'S* atrocities, but is still fully shown to be a villain who lacks empathy and is manipulative. Food for thought (GO READ FRANKENSTEIN!!) Awesome as always, Possom! Gotta watch that McDonald's lol! *why is it named Fred...? Why?!*

[@thebarbariansasquatch8108]

That's it, I am done selling my likeness to these slick talkin' studios.

[@grantrankin5674]

I actually bought this film, thinking it was going to be a badass killer Bigfoot film, based on the cover... 😪

[@jenswonderfulworld6369]

My sympathies, friend XD

[@realparispigeon9059]

This the hands down the funniest content creator ever

[@Giffsen]

Can't wait for the end of the trilogy, Bigfoot's bastard son.

[@FreezinUrTundra]

McDonalds makes me feel like I swallowed a grenade, I can sympathize Mr. Possum.

[@LEO4914]

There's no excuse in my opinion for cartoony blood considering a squirt gun full of red food coloring will look infinitely better and several times cheaper. My only guess here is that they were doing this film for some kind of school project or something and it just happened to hit store shelves somehow?

[@jongroskin729]

Man, I WISH I was watching Hobo with a shotgun right now.

[@613harbinger316]

All those mentions of the hobo with a shotgun makes me hope you'll review _Hobo With a Shotgun!_ [Edit: though I think that's actually a decent film]

[@cradiculous]

Never thought anything would make Suburban Sasquatch look good by comparison

[@robertfliss2584]

Wonderful,wonderful stuff.Not the movie the reviews. How do you find these gems Mr.Possum?

[@EmeraldSerenade-xias-yi-angau]

The outro just caught me so off guard today lmao

[@danielwofford275]

I’ve literally can’t believe they spent the time to make this freaking movie! I mean all he did the whole movie was just not care about anyone’s opinions and destroyed everything that surrounds him as he saw fit…Definitely WILL NOT spend TIME or Moneis Onn THis one again!

[@thomasjefferson2676]

I was going to poop while I watch this then take a shower and finish it but now I think I’ll just poop and go sit on the living room floor and finish watching it

[@IronDragon-2143]

This isn't even so bad it's good like Suburban Sasquatch.

[@CheeseYourself]

good video but 2:20 is the single most cursed way i've ever heard someone say "origins"

[@russian_knight]

I like how he goes out of his way to animate the possums nose when he sniffs

[@davidmartospeinado6444]

I was thinking about Possum not uploading videos and right now notification its. Perfect.

[@inciniumz4671]

Good to see you again, Possum! I missed ya!

[@henrickspuitz8081]

Looks even worse then suburban Sasquatch

[@Matthew-Anthony]

5:33 "These two fish died to make this movie happen." R.I.P. unnamed fish.

[@MonsieurBig]

Good to have you back pal

[@TheRealFobican]

If it's not explained why, look at what the movie features to get a theory. To me "big foot" looks more like a mutant with a distorted body rather than a "big foot" hence the weird features such as the predator vision and stomach bursting like an alien.

[@keaganmon6272]

Y’all imma be honest, I found this channel from his old channel. I’m so happy that he never truly left

[@rreed8538]

And when we needed him most he returned

[@Tricob1974]

I haven't seen this movie myself, but from what the review says about it, it sounds like there was actually a full movie with a plot and everything else, but the editor found that half of the footage was unusable, and scenes could not be reshot. So he put together what he could salvage to make the incomprehensible drivel we have here as the final movie.

[@Cody19Blues]

The Possum is back!

[@igodreamer7096]

I ended up more interested in your trip to the doctor and stuff!

[@pencilcase8068]

that voice over from fred sounds lie a speech synthesizer. i dont think they even bothered with recording a voice over

[@ThatSovekGuy]

Are you saying caves can't be in garages?

[@mathew85]

Man caves maybe🤔😆

[@raylrorschach136]

Dr. Shaym, Possum Reviews, Internet Historian, IcecoldJT, Longbeachgriffy my fav channels.

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

For the KZbin algorithm: I enjoyed this video very much. It is entertaining, informative and helpful.

[@hobowitharay-gun261]

A fast trash vid that actually shows the possum and we don't just hear his voice? Love it!

[@fmsyntheses]

I don't think that there's anything more pathetic than a movie trying to do something ironically and failing.

[@euronymous235]

The legend is back!!!!

[@mathew85]

Now possum knows why I never eat McDonald's before I travel 😆

[@laughingmask3118]

Comment for the algorithm. I didn't have a comment but want to contribute. Your videos rock.

[@favoritemustard3542]

👍 for the algorithm!

[@GreenMochi420]

“Bigfoot isn’t even in it, and neither is his bride because he’s not married; fuck you.” 😂

[@wallrunningtitan5649]

Another to ask "why did the goblin turn on the stove ?".

[@dara8430]

Just wanted to say, the car is beautifully drawn.

[@galloe8933]

Not only does it look like trash, it plays like "Try hard" trash, as in it actually tried to add depth to what is essentially a cinematic spunk puddle, with bacon bits floating on top.

[@favoritemustard3542]

🎶Fish heads fish heads, Freddy likes his fish heads🎶 0:00-3:26= pure laughter ~ tyvm Hope that bucket of possums didn't grow up & kick you outta yer house, Possum!

[@XmortoxX1990]

This feels as if it was written, recorded and edited in the same day

[@ParisDiramio]

Possum! you're one of favorite reviewers.

[@spicysalad3013]

They could've admitted Fred was shacked up in an abandoned house and gotten away with the lazy garage lair 🤦‍♀️

[@tajklair]

The dedication of this possum is awesome

[@Darkman9000]

Fred looks like a knockoff Toxic Avenger, except "evil" looking or whatever.

[@AidenRKrone]

The worst part about this movie is that the title doesn't have the punctuationally appropriate apostrophe in it.

[@FuzBrain]

Fred sounds like a half life one soldier or a hl2 combine lmao

[@TheSYPHERIA]

Best reviewer ever!! Possum Reviews RULES!

[@rabidhog4912]

Honestly, I think Fred is a goofy, silly, wacky, and quite frankly, rambunctious 🤪😜

[@favoritemustard3542]

Quite the lil scamp, Freddy is. 👹🖤👰

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

Dang, Sloth really let himself go

[@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687]

Yay I didn't know there was a new possum review! Thanks possum man.

[@temudzjin]

Dunnea why this vid series cheers me up but it does. Please do carry on Mr Possum.

[@ThieflyChap]

Looks more like a bad Frankenstein's monster than Bigfoot.

[@jenswonderfulworld6369]

Also feels like a miserable attempt at the 'lonely monster in the woods' that was in Frankenstein, except much like the Predator Vision thing, is horribly misunderstood and pathetically used. (Also, 500 points for correctly calling it 'Frankenstein's Monster' and not 'Frankenstein' lol)

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

Hes finally returned from getting milk

[@mrt8165]

He looks like a super mutant from fallout

[@nathannakonieczny1343]

Joy, once more, bringing joy.

[@mathew85]

The monster sounds like Steven hawking 😆😆

[@WeirdToYourMother]

I mean, you accuse them of ripping off the Grindhouse aesthetic and then point out all the ways they're ripping off the VHS aesthetic without ever realizing that they're two different approaches with different objectives (not that this movie did anything but the meagerest pandering to the en vogue 80's DTV aesthetic)

[@darksamuraidmt98]

I just wanted to say I love your videos

[@lylythhz]

What a masterpiece

[@joeswan6747]

Welcome back hope to see more reviews, if I had to watch movies like that,I'd feel the same way

[@eddihurta7173]

Cant believe ASYLUM didn't have anything to do with this

[@roberthan5109]

0/10: no goblins turned on a stove

[@nolanjosephjamesflood2123]

Well, I'm not a "rappist" So at least I got that going for me..

[@davejones9469]

The monstrous, terrifying, mysterious creature from the woods only spoken of in myth...FRED! A coyote with mange and a paraplegic with elephantitis fell into a pit of toxic waste, birthing the bane, the scourge of humanity...FRED!

[@Curseius]

i love watching a clearly intoxicated possum review a bad movie

[@mikeyzero2439]

This is the movie you see playing on a TV in the background of a legitimate movie.

[@djtoxicdhg]

This channel is soo osum lol.

[@AmayzingJack]

Predator's vision was only like that because that is a visual setting on its helmet to detect heat from its prey. It was a tactical tool, so it doesn't make sense that these other monsters in movies just copy that. It's like giving monsters night vision goggles without the goggles