Wonder Woman 1984 is Dumb Schlock (Audio Only)

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[@itlh6296]

Ok

[@MoBallin]

*HE POSTED ANOTHER VIDEO, Y E S*

[@angusdf_versus]

Possum man this movie was so boring Like the main characters were watered down and turned into strong female characters what a lame movie

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

Possum Reviews is awesome

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

To continue in this channels roleplay off alcoholic ass holes. No Fukkin Shet this movie sucks

[@robinroyale1751]

So Wonder Woman convinced Bruce Wayne to renounce his wish to bring back his parents........seems legit.

[@ablosch2452]

And maybe Superman's wish to have Planet Krypton never been destroyed.

[@smugalice6206]

Cyborg’s wish to become fully human?

[@inky5574]

Flash's wish to prove his father's innocence and his mother back

[@smugalice6206]

@@inky5574 Aquaman wishes Mera could exist while Amber Heard is removed from existence.

[@SadSaintsFan]

@@smugalice6206 alot of people have this wish.

[@GODOFGUITAR2112]

I also love that the jet they stole from the Smithsonian was fully functional and had enough fuel to fly them to and from Egypt.

[@luckymakhwe5300]

Not locked down either. I guess Pine also downloaded the instructions on how to fly it too.

[@dentheman1797]

Wonder Woman made fuel appear in it and made it function again with one of her many, till that moment undiscovered, powers.

[@BoBo-tx9sp]

Also, unless it was meant to fly the next day it wouldn't be fueled and no jet that size can make it over the ocean without refueling several times. I Guess it was fueled by Amazonian magic. This movie was awful.

[@duplicarus]

Fuck

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

We know from the Transformers movies that half of those planes are just old robots hiding out.

[@myon_craft150]

"She tries to keep her existance a secret, but there are hundres of witnesses." just get rid of them lmao

[@xanmanskaggs216]

Makes sense

[@budgetbajur]

The Boys would do that Ps. They actually did that

[@waltercomunello121]

kill'em all

[@braeden4878]

There are no witnesses if there are no people to witness

[@TheElectricCheeseProductions22]

Take care of them.

[@villaimouse]

I literally left during the middle of the movie, came back 20 minutes later, and missed nothing

[@blackRXrider]

Go watch anime then you weeb.

[@lebens3585]

@@blackRXrider tf

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

You literally left, as opposed to figuratively leaving?

[@villaimouse]

@@blackRXrider Sorry for having an anime pfp? It's ok if you like the movie but you don't have to be an asshole about it.

[@ark2074]

@@villaimouse Weirdly their name is a reference to The fist of the northstar which is an anime so I don’t get what they’re trying to do

[@detectiveblipblop5926]

Are we gonna mention the fact that her headband is the only thing that protects her "identity"

[@johanlindenhann254]

God how I love D.C

[@GODOFGUITAR2112]

Is that better or worse than Clark Kent’s disguise being glasses?

[@ark2074]

@@GODOFGUITAR2112 I’d say worse

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

@@GODOFGUITAR2112 worse, glasses are an important and defining part of a person's face. See your friend with and without their glasses. They look like a whole different person. The headband is like a belt, most people probably wouldn't notice it

[@n0odles86]

@@GODOFGUITAR2112 I'm in the "worse" camp. Poster above put it succinctly 👍

[@larky368]

If a head butt from superman doesn't kill her then why does she need to deflect bullets?

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

Because the Bullets are filled with anti amazonium c¹⁴

[@ablosch2452]

In the original series, I recall that she deflects bullets with her wrist bands.

[@bubblegumrose777]

Maybe she finds them kind of annoying?

[@emmoebbo8801]

Idk. In the wonder woman movie, some of the Amazons get killed by germans using guns. But she survives a headbutt from superman

[@Awesome_Pichu]

She can handle brute force but not piercing weapons (ie bullets, blades, etc)

[@r.j.penfold]

What if someone wished they were dead? How could they reverse their wish? They would just be dead, yeah?

[@Pimp482]

@Real Tom cruise but they have to reverse it

[@Jonathan-n5p]

Someone wished that, and after he reversed his wish she jsut came back to life XD

[@arwinv9005]

Ikr? What about that guy in early of the movie who wished for coffee teh coffee is already gone...

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Imagine even more fucked up scenario - like a mother who has a kid with cancer wishing he/she wouldn't die

[@Jokoko2828]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 There's tons of people whose lives are bottomless misery pits and then this poncy chick tells them to jump back into that pit after they finally got out of it.

[@logical582]

I legit laughed when Mr. Lord just ran off when he renounced his wish at the end.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Although I didn't laugh, I did kinda think that was somewhat anticlimactic. Like, this guy almost causes a third World War (but with nukes), and after he reverses everything, he justs... runs off. Like, yeah, he's probably trying to get to his son, but still.

[@acn1813]

President General Dr Mr. Empire Evil

[@MathTutorVideos]

Well, in context it somewhat makes sense. He reversed his wish because he was overwhelmingly concerned about his son's safety. If you're a parent and you feel your child is in immediate danger, most people will drop what they are doing to try to save them. It's instinctual; and the script writer/director, thought the target audience of women would have that maternal instinct. Single men who love comic book movies and attractive brunettes with no kids, would not understand this instinct from personal life experience having no children. Just because you didn't get it, because you lack the life experience necessary, doesn't necessarily mean the movie was bad. It just means it wasn't targeted towards you. Otherwise any movie a child can't understand would by default be awful

[@shayla106]

@@MathTutorVideos Wow, it’s nice to people like you try to defend this pathetic movie. How did he get back too his son? Why is his son coming out of the woods? Why are pathetic people like you so angry that people won’t turn off their brains? Also, he cares so much about his son that we don’t see this until it’s important to the plot 🙈😂.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

@@MathTutorVideos lol he didn't give af about his kid 🤣. It was child neglect throughout the whole movie

[@haillobster7154]

Ponder Possum is a better super hero than Wonder Woman.

[@Sedgewise47]

🤔...😏Now I’m “hearing” “Ponder Possum” in the 70s Wonder Woman TV show theme song... (“Ponder Possum!!...”)

[@2dollarchickenwings689]

He's a Possum, rids our earth of the eternal scourge that is below average films, and then presents his exploits for our entertainment

[@markiangooley]

It is no wonder/ it’s the perfect ponder…

[@budgetbajur]

"You're a moron if you like this movie" Moviebob: "This sign can't stop me, because I can't read!"

[@spimpsmacker6422]

Honestly Moviebob's existence alone judges the legitimacy of the first amendment, not that I hate freedom of speech or anything but he just says some of the most stupid shit sometimes.

[@budgetbajur]

@@spimpsmacker6422 makes one wonder if the *sapiens* part applies to all of "homo sapiens"

[@spimpsmacker6422]

@@budgetbajur "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

[@budgetbajur]

@@spimpsmacker6422 true

[@dhnation4975]

That’s a oversimplification. I thought the movie was okay.

[@geardog24]

Poor Diana, she spent 70 years pining for Chris Pine.

[@justaregularoldpileofsnow6877]

DING DING DING DING DING DING Joke of the day fellas (I'm being serious)

[@carto4028]

That joke was kinda hit or chris tbh.

[@poisoned_ginsing7764]

@@carto4028 😂😂 Good one

[@GelatinSkeleton489]

@@justaregularoldpileofsnow6877 oh for Chris sake!

[@n0odles86]

I should've fucking known a dad joke comment would have a bunch of dad joke replies 😑 I feel abused.

[@mamodokod]

Remember when Cheetah became Cheetah because she was a world renowned scientist who had everything taken from her so she resorted to experimenting on herself making herself into furry cheetah? I do.

[@takitonamase5683]

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

[@BigJay039]

Member Berries 'member

[@bad-people6510]

That's a different Cheetah. Barbra was a psychopathy mercenary/treasure hunter who was given a magic potion from an African shaman. You have to keep in mind there have been four different Cheetahs.

[@ikmor]

​@@bad-people6510 If they were to play cards, who would win?

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@ikmor The Cheetah that’s willing to cheatah

[@roberthan5109]

I thought they would've abandoned the whole "men bad" thing after birds of prey. Can't wait to hear them say how we're sexist because of its poor box office

[@CattleCluj]

There will be no box office. This is some straight to DVD stuff, because of the recent ahem... bat flu incident.

[@windowsVD]

"Men bad" will never be abandoned.

[@inky5574]

You think with movies like Ghostbusters 2016, Charlie's Angels 2019, Black Christmas 2019, Birds of Prey, Dark Fate all flopping hard in the box office, that Hollywood would learn their lesson by now about that, but no.

[@adjd1576]

Didn't even know that came out.

[@DCNRS90YT]

Hollywood never learns, ever.

[@jimdotbeep]

When Wonder Woman was born she was the only child on the Island. There hadn't been anyone else born on the island for centuries.

[@blackest3314]

I was looking for someone to point that out. It is actually explained in the first movie, so it makes sense. What pisses me off is that we have a 20 mins scene of her during her youth which doesn't serve any purpose since we already saw that in the first movie (how she's special, different, adventurous and kick ass since childhood). Ok, it introduces the morale of the movie which is "do not cheat" but come on, do we really need that in a 140 mins movie?

[@TestAcct46]

@@blackest3314 That whole "olympics" scene could have been pared down to a minute.

[@blackest3314]

@@TestAcct46 Agreed. Fun fact: (according to RLM) WB wanted to remove one of the openings (either olympics or mall) but Patty Jenkins refused. For once that studio meddling would have been helpful...

[@frostnova2144]

I feel so bad for people like you who have the intricate knowledge of these universes to have them bastardised on the big screen by clueless Hollywood hacks time and time again

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Not exactly the first time blackest.

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

A cheetah isn't an apex predator.

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

@@eclip1991 Yes he is.

[@SoulSir5vr]

Actually a possum is the ultimate apex predator.....🤭

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Yeah, she should have become an orca. And there is a DC supervillain who turns into that... :D

[@ColdFuse96]

Lions out-rank cheetahs on the predator hierarchy.

[@mariobadia4553]

@@ColdFuse96 so do most other ones

[@mattmosk7640]

There’s really no consequences if you can just renounce your wish

[@insensitive919]

In theory. Imagine if she was pregnant with "Handsome Man"'s baby. This show is all sorts of wrong.

[@sahanasinha]

The 10 dislikes are from the rats who live in the garbage-dump next to possum's

[@SoulSir5vr]

And the Velociraptor who's @$$ the possum kicked in the last review.

[@otwayrpg]

Cause, you know, M E N B A D

[@randomnerd3402]

*T I M E T O S T O P T H E M T O X I C M A L E S*

[@pwl2992]

Dc never dissapoints

[@detectiveblipblop5926]

*S T O P S E X I S M B Y B E I N G S E X I S T*

[@theeloquentweiner7054]

The whole 'men bad' is a trend in patty's work, monster, wonder woman and now WW84. Its probably going to be in rogue squadron as well.

[@Krozbot]

detective blipblop knows what's up

[@StrolledTuna]

Wtf so wonder woman has an invisible jet in the comics but I'm pretty sure she couldn't just turn any plane invisible

[@Ramsey276one]

She couldn’t And late in other comic it turns out that Invisible Jet WAS AN ALIEN... Trying to keep comics interesting leads to some crazy plot twist nonsense! Q_o

[@dakat5131]

@@Ramsey276one That still sounds more interesting than "They can suddenly turn the plane invisible because that's the only way we can think of how to get them out of this situation"

[@vanroyal244]

@@Ramsey276one It's a little stupid but I've seen worse

[@dragospopovici7337]

Thank you guys for the comments. I saved time, money and I didn't lose a single brain cell. I gotta love then random people, they really can save you sometimes.

[@blackbeardbarkbark]

I only watched half, it was boring. Asked my wife what happened in the second half, it was so bad.

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

Looks like this movie giant dumpster fire that set off a nuclear bomb

[@LargeMetallicFellow]

I'm so angry that we didn't get some kind of epic buildup to the Golden Eagle armor. It just... Happens.

[@dakodablack7312]

Then no explanation of when she went back n got it

[@kashaanalisiddqui3780]

@@dakodablack7312 there was scene where she went to her apartment in the movie and wore the suit after she learned how to fly

[@dakodablack7312]

@@kashaanalisiddqui3780 maybe it was cut Bc I don’t remember seeing it

[@kashaanalisiddqui3780]

@@dakodablack7312 it wasn't a cut you missed it

[@dakodablack7312]

@@kashaanalisiddqui3780 I was watching the full thing on fbox and I was watching the complete scene I’ll search it up real quick

[@Mate-vg2ft]

Didn't the last movie in that series literally say that men created war? And that an entire ISLAND of woman was able to survive multiple generations? And that they were practicing the weirdest way of fighting ever, with inferior tech as well? Yeah no thanks movie.

[@TCIR]

Man is vary bad cause a long time ago man is bad and wondor women beat up bad mans cause ww1 was definitely just Germany’s fault

[@Sam-iw6te]

Makes you wonder why Wonder Woman isn't a villain, herself, in this continuity. She should be a sensitive zealous determined to just eliminate all men, cuz we are always the problem lol

[@youcantbeatk7006]

Don't the Amazons reproduce though gangrape and mass murdering men and occasionally divine intervention?

[@dakodablack7312]

@@youcantbeatk7006 yes

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@youcantbeatk7006 oh someone should blow up their little island stuck in early antiquity

[@masterkenobi2119]

The family were watching it and we were all falling asleep. I just left and went home.

[@blackRXrider]

I feel asleep during those shitty star wars prequels. Lol.

[@lebens3585]

@@blackRXrider dude, go watch miracle woman and fck off

[@khaixinsipa8007]

@@blackRXrider are you troll? it useless

[@codysellers4151]

@Yoshi Main thou ar'st a bold one!

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

Wonder Woman 1984 sounds like a train wreck.

[@ladysnowblood]

this review is dripping with attitude and sarcasm. I fkn love it. Great job sir, new sub.

[@yugifan34]

You're gonna love all his previous reviews

[@epicturtle3595]

I was going to say, why didn’t Wonder Woman just use her invisible Jet? And then Possum told me.

[@dakat5131]

I can kind of see re-interpreting details/nodding to something, but that sounds like they somehow made it less cool

[@carto4028]

That fighter jet has one hell of a fuel tank.

[@markiangooley]

It would have been even funnier if a tanker aircraft had shown up when necessary during the trip…

[@Dreadjaws]

I will play devil's advocate and say that Barbara getting a second wish is not a plot hole, because he's not giving her directly a wish. He's giving it to someone else and taking something for her. Now here's where the actual plot hole comes from. He can give himself "wishes" by granting wishes to others and taking something from them in return. He can't just wish for something directly, he has to find someone who has something he wants and take it. Who the hell did he take the furry look for Barbara from? Did he give a wish to a cat?

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That still doesn't make sense.

[@LX.Zandaaa62]

Stfu nerd youre stupid just like the movie

[@ember2.031]

@@LX.Zandaaa62 you do realize that they're still saying the movie is stupid right? Also are you a bully out of a 80s sitcom lol? Why don't you call em 4 eyes next?

[@BigJay039]

He gave a wish to a mangy cat. Or maybe someone wished for a bald kitty?

[@kieranschafer5180]

The movie is SO predictable. The plot is weak, and things just happen for reasons. Also I'm curious as to who is manning the hundreds of new nuclear sites that were created in a matter of minutes. Are new people created out of thin air to fill these bases, or are random nearby foreigners operating American nuclear warheads? If random soldiers were created out of thin air, then this begs the question: Can Max Lord exploit the wishes of newly created people? If so, then he technically has an unlimited supply of wishes at his disposal.

[@blackRXrider]

Like the entire mcu. Lol.

[@lebens3585]

@@blackRXrider Dude, I don't like superheroes but you can't protect a bad movie with ad hominem arguments.

[@INFILTR8US]

@@blackRXrider Please share with us your portfolio of wildly successful filmography

[@carto4028]

You better be damn confident in your writing skills to pull a wish cliche, if you dont set up the rules right or make an illogical wish the whole movie falls apart.

[@Shizzy5321]

I'm surprised at how bad this film was compared to the 1st

[@Shizzy5321]

@Veit Vazmei yeah it does

[@fightingmedialounge519]

More people were involved in the writting process than just snyder when it came to the first one.

[@benvinew6465]

The person who directed the first one got to WRITE this one.

[@ramosportillo2830]

"i'm the stone and You can wish everything You want, but with a huge cost" - i wish that there wasnt a cost

[@ember2.031]

I watched this movie with my mom, a die hard Wonder Woman fan, at my uncle's house. He and my brother fell asleep and when they woke up at the end my uncle asked what happened. My mom said, and I quote, "You missed nothing."

[@TheVoided666]

What was the point of having the BF character put into the body of another man?

[@Laff700]

If the film were better written, it would've created a moral dilemma. However, the two main characters couldn't really have cared less for the guy so it just made them look like terrible people.

[@brianaguilar8283]

Why not just have him literally come back?

[@ablosch2452]

Agreed, she didn't wish for that, she wished for him to come back to life, not be resurrected in the body of another man. Also how does the wish to the one middle-eastern guy make him put walls around the city? That's not taking something from him, and he already took his bodyguards, so that's one thing taken.

[@Laff700]

@@ablosch2452 IIRC, the wall part was part of his wish, not something taken from him.

[@jasonscarborough94]

@@Laff700 Or at least to drive home the idea that what the stone gives you isn't "real" even if the movie still glossed over the moral implications

[@John-doe955]

The one thing I never understood about her cheating by taking a short cut is that they are a race of warrior women doing an event meant to challenge your physical skill and your ability to think on the fly, therefore shouldn’t find a shortcut be an encouraged thing? Like if you’re fighting a war and you find a shortcut no one else knows about your have an absurd advantage and that sort of thinking should be encouraged.

[@CommanderViviax]

I thought that. A race of warriors would want their warriors to be brutal and fight dirty, if they had to. Take any advantage. In combat, you would take any advantage you got.

[@BigJay039]

That was my thought too

[@ikmor]

But guys.. then she would be the cheetah. ... Duh

[@itshammertime4297]

idk if its rape, more like necrophilia but with some guy puppeteering the body

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

I’d say it’s closer to her drugging him

[@henryvandeventer2457]

Technically necrophilia is doing it with a corpse, not a live body inhabited by the essence of a former love interest. This is rape as "handsome guy" doesn't have agency, does not choose and cannot consent. The only difference between WW and Bill Cosby is that Cosby used drugs

[@salhb737tm2]

What the hell happened?

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

@@salhb737tm2 Wonder Woman used a wish to bring her boyfriend back but instead of getting his own body he just got shoved into someone else’s body and they use it without the original owner of the body’s permission

[@sleepyboiuwu6815]

There are some jets that have cockpits where the pilot and copilot/weapond officer are side by side, but none of them are fighter jets, per say, but jet bombers like the F-111 and the A-6

[@ThePandoraGuy]

True.

[@l0rf]

One of the modern Sukhoi planes has side by side seats too... but I seriously doubt a current Russian interceptor made its way to the Smithsonian in the 80s...

[@sasavulic1236]

NO fighter jet in the world would make that trip without refueling.

[@TalonInvictus]

@@l0rf The one you are speaking of is the SU-32. It's far better suited for an attacker role, meaning air-to-ground.

[@randomnerd3402]

With the amount of plotholes this godamn movie creates, they should've redone the plot. Especially if they wanted it to take place before Justice League, BvS, Man of Steel, and Aquaman. Since this movie takes place in 1984, Bruce Wayne is probably close to his mid-teens, and Aquaman is a bit younger. So it makes absolutely no sense, that Batman and Aquaman don't mention the events of the film, since it had literal worldwide effects. Same thing with Diana, in BvS, she literal said that after the events of Wonder Woman 1, she disappeared for a century. So making a sequel to Wonder Woman, that takes place before BvS, also doesn't make a bit of sense. So that's one of the only plotholes that I have a major issue with, I'll touch on the Steve Trevor one later. This movie was way too long, which made it's pacing pretty bad, it could've been a bit worse, but it was still pretty bad. They could've cut a good amount of scenes out, especially with some of the unnecessary dialouge, or they could've just shortened them out, which is probably the better option. So about the confusing Steve Trevor plot, I have no idea why tf they'd choose to this plot point in this specific way. I'd have it where, they just resurrect Steve, instead of him taking over another body, so that weird ass plotline is dealt with. Btw, I'd still have Diana's powers slowly decrease, but I'd have more scenes showing it. Kristen Wig's character is painfully stale and clichéd, tbh, they should've cut the character from the film entirely, would've saved a lot of run time to build up the other plot points more. This would've solved a good amount of pacing and "men bad" issues, and would've made the film a lot more easy to watch, which it definitely needs. My favorite part of this movie was easily the acting, Gal Gadot clearly has improved in the acting department, and she captures the essence of Wonder Woman, even though the writing tries to prevent that. Even if Pedro Pascal's character was all over the place, his acting was just a joy to watch on screen, and I couldn't resist to just smile during his scenes. I know that Pedro Pascal was Mandalorian, but I still was pleasantly surprised by his performance, and this movie clearly shows his impressive scale of roles that he can play. Kristen Wig is fine, and Chris Pine is solid as usual. Overall, this film was just plainly bad, not good enough to be decent, and not bad enough to be awful. So I'd give the film a 4.25/10, and I really wish it was a lot better, but beggers can't be choosers.

[@Tacitus_BirchSaw]

Im sorry but i just can't read all of it

[@randomnerd3402]

@@Tacitus_BirchSaw Wasn't expecting you to

[@omanite6129]

@@randomnerd3402 just read it all. I agree with you. I sadly got to watch this movie. My dad got it for free from a Latin subcription service. Sure it was free, but I could've spend almost 2 hours drawing, or better yet watch anything else.

[@randomnerd3402]

@@omanite6129 Yeah I had the Verizon bundle, so we basically didn't pay for it

[@dakat5131]

Sounds like yet another of those movies that are unnecessarily wrong and make sacrifices to stretch it to length. It would just be nice if movies would be streamlined and effective rather than straining to be long.

[@gamingguru2k6]

Male super heroes: "I must sacrifice myself to save the city." Female super heroes: "I must sacrifice my boyfriend to save the city."

[@thedemongodvalos4965]

But why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@brianaguilar8283]

To heat up the fireplace poker

[@Ramsey276one]

They turned Max Lord into Wishmaster... BECAUSE OF A STONE?! Q_o

[@ablosch2452]

It's not really even Wishmaster entirely. The evil Djinn in Wishmaster more of tried to twist their wishes into something that either kills them or just makes something horrible happen to them, and at times he would even take a simple request and interpret that as a wish. Like in one scene, he's like to a man, "I bet you wish you couldn't see that," and he then makes his eyes vanish. Or another scene he tricks a man into asking if he'd want to escape, then he puts him into one of Houdini's old drowning tricks, forcing him to have to escape in order to survive.

[@quinnzykir]

I had high hopes for this movie. Much like a lot of the dc comics. It was a letdown

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

Why would you have high Hope's for any big Hollywood movie? The industry has been garbage for at least 15 years.

[@rooksclown316]

I was hoping the movie would at least be okay

[@quinnzykir]

@@Eidolon1andOnly ok. Weird take

[@anonony9081]

Why the hell would you have high hopes?

[@quinnzykir]

@@anonony9081 I like superhero movies

[@dx_Rain_xb]

If I had to take a shot for every time he says " *M E N B A D* ", I'd get poisoned

[@EliasFieldIA]

Robber: *Drops gun* Lady with super powers: *That's it time to go bananas*

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Look out, he's got a gun!

[@TheDuckisHere]

Holy snap crackle and pop it’s a possum!

[@Pincalo]

There were a few fighter jets that has side-by-side seats. The one that just comes to my mind right off the top of my head from the mid 80s is one that was called the A-6 Intruder. There was a movie made about it.

[@MrHowhot]

Flight of the intruder great book also

[@carto4028]

I find it funny they fly through a fireworks display without getting shot the fuck down.

[@henryvandeventer2457]

Possum refers to it as a fighter, cause basically it's a military plane with stuff hanging under the wings. Technically the A6 wasn't a fighter, but an all-weather, multi-role attack jet. Another side by side cockpit during that era would be the F111 Aardvark. Looking at the plane in the scene it appears to be loosely modeled on the F111 (swept wings etc). This is also confirmed by the Hot Wheels Wonder Woman Jet that loosely resembles the F111. That said it could've been an A6 or a B1 Bone and the scene would've been just as ridiculous- plane fueled and ready to fly while inactive in a museum, Steve being able to fly it, WW making it invisible, flying low through the fireworks, Washington-Cairo without refueling (technically that could be done by the B1) Absolute crap.

[@bad-people6510]

It's structured more like a spy plane or long range recon jet than a fighter.

[@metalskullhead]

Cool another video I subbed about maybe 3 weeks to a month ago and he hasn't posted but I liked his content but a new video nice.

[@clongshanks5206]

Welcome friend

[@dakodablack7312]

Welcome

[@duplicarus]

It’s like a finding a gemstone when you least expect to

[@bad-people6510]

"Wonder Woman shows Chris Pine around town and he marvels at all the modern things like escalators, and subway trains, and mohawks..." All of which already existed in the time his character came from.

[@SimGunther]

Why does everyone use that "Shhhh be vewy qwiet" image for their WW 1984 review thumbnail?

[@terrealexander4442]

Illuminati

[@SoulSir5vr]

Because Elmer Fudd actually wrote and directed this Looney Tune of a movie!!!

[@user-xu1ce4ri4h]

Gotta silence the patriarchy.

[@afrozombie.]

Shhhh don’t think, just feel. It won’t make any sense if you don’t lol

[@OscarGT25]

I finally gave myself an opportunity to check out this channel of yours. I miss your older videos, but at least here you can make some living. Wish you the best!

[@AnandamoyBandyopadhyay]

"I'm a possum and I find garbage and I found Wonder Woman 1984." BEST OPENING FOR ANY REVIEW OF THIS FILM!!!

[@bisexualichigo4227]

This is the earliest I’ve seen you cover a fairly recent movie. 🧡Nice dude💙

[@SomeCanine]

I feel bad for people who wasted their electricity pirating this abomination

[@theveganvillainess]

I didn't see the movie, it didn't look good anyway and I just hear nothing but bad reviews, lol. Glad I didn't watch it.

[@DigitalFulcrum]

If the fighter jet has a single vertical stabilizer/tail and swivel wings, there's a chance the jet could be a F-111 Aardvark. It fits around the time the movie takes place.

[@shadejakva9367]

5:00 - 5:08 Powerpuff girls logic, referring to that Powerpuff Girls episode where the girls move to another, more "realistic" city and destroy the city's bridge to stop some bank robbers from escaping?

[@jude1959]

The first feminist movie to make the female protagonist dependent on a man

[@Christolclear101]

The jet itself looks like a Panavia Tornado (which was in use with European countries at that time), but the side-by-side cockpit arrangement makes me think of either a USAF F-111 Aardvark, or US Navy A-6 Intruder.

[@apborick5796]

It's amazing that this is the quality of scripts consistently produced by writers today & they have the gall to strike & demand hirer pay.

[@doublem6884]

You’d think an hour of a drunk sounding guy ranting about a movie you haven’t seen/don’t care about with audio only would be boring, but this is possum reviews.

[@ilikebeanies3499]

Kids: I wish I wasn't starving. WW: Renounce the wish. Kids: You got me f*cked up. XD WW: 👁👄👁

[@shrekworshiper4965]

my ass slept threw the whole video and now i dont know where i am.

[@terrealexander4442]

I did too! this video makes a great bedtime story!

[@ShinFahima]

Man, thanks so much for tossing this up. It really gives me something to just listen to while I work. You's a good dude, Shaym.

[@hoorenglish5732]

Why didn’t Wonder Woman just beat Cheetah Girl without her powers to hammer home the theme that greatness is earned and not wished for?

[@codysellers4151]

funny thing is a normal human can indeed beat cheetah. lol. Not easily of course, but someone like Batman or Deathstroke could stand toe to toe with her.

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@codysellers4151 I mean Batman probably wouldn’t have much trouble with her depending on the version. On top of the fact that he’s pretty obsessive with his constant contingency planning, and strategizing, and improvisation, he’s also at the peak of mental and physical human performance. Plus all his fancy technology, which in one comic included an armored Bat-tank-suit-thingie that is equipped with incredibly advanced and expensive processors that were just able to project where the Flash will be once he’s in sight so that he can be incapacitated with a projectile. Death stroke is also probably capable of dealing with her, because his whole gimmick is being Captain America mixed with a ninja but on steroids. So yeah.

[@arlwithac9285]

@@stanstanstan2597 Plus Wonder Woman has literal thousands of years of fighting experience so I’d figure that’d she be able to beat Cheetah if she played it safe.

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@arlwithac9285 Probably

[@canary8212]

1:32 She was the only kid in the first movie, although they probably should have explained it again.

[@kevindurden337]

Max Lord was clearly addressing WW as Diana at the end and fast forward to BVS nobody knows about who WW is?

[@spimpsmacker6422]

DC is iconic for doing good origin story movies and then fucking up the story in the later sequels or iterations, this was not as shocking for me as it was for most people.

[@dakodablack7312]

Facts

[@samuelturner6261]

Cheetah is a hard villain to adapt for a movie, I think. Maybe they should have ignored her backstory from the comics (which I think involved a curse from a god or something) and just make her a science experiment gone wrong. Maybe the Russians or whoever find out about Wonder Woman and decide to create a super-strong human/animal hybrid (Cheetah) to hunt her down and kill her.

[@johnivantaro6684]

I think they should keep Cheetah's backstory of being cursed by a god, but have it be that she resents Wonder Woman because Wonder Woman's powers were basically a blessing as opposed to Cheetah's powers. So Cheetah's jealousy leads to her trying to use her feline-like powers to try (and fail) to murder Wonder Woman. After that fails, she begrudgingly forms a truce with Diana in order to take down Maxwell Lord.

[@vanroyal244]

A comment I read said that she had everything taken away from her so she experimented on herself. It's very contradicting but whatever.

[@CommanderViviax]

She was a scientist. She had to experiment on herself. And ended up a Cheetah. I never saw any version that had a curse. Her backstory is very easy to use. Just use the scientist one.

[@sharkgirl921]

Could this movie be redeemed if it answered the important question of why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@SwaggyG_2102]

In my opinion, I felt that movie was just "alright" in a sense. Like, it wasn't that good nor was it that bad. It was just ok.

[@whydatduck662]

Yes I completely agree with you

[@duplicarus]

It’s a movie, that’s for sure. No one can dispute that statement

[@DeepEye1994]

What they do to Handsome Guy is not okay.

[@stanstanstan2597]

There are some rape-y implications and more modern lefty political shlock in it. If it was just a bad movie, it would just be a bad movie. But when it gets into doing stuff like that, it just upsets me. So no, I was never of the mind that it was just fine.

[@vanroyal244]

I think it's too long, and too slow, and it has a meh plot. Ok is just too... It doesn't feel right. It's not ok but it's not bad...

[@christophersin3766]

Christopher sin here possum, thanks for the entertainment. Like watching your show.

[@pleasantlymixed5860]

About the fighter jet with the seats next to each other, the only one I can think of is a su-34 unfortunately the su-34 was built in 1990

[@MrHowhot]

A-6 intruder and some trainers

[@carto4028]

Also wasnt that the air and space muesum they took it from, which means it wouldnt have fuel in it. On top of that the writers are quite optimstic if they thing a fighter plane can fly all the way to egypt without needing to refuel about 7 times.

[@pleasantlymixed5860]

@@carto4028 I didnt watch the movie but if they did take it from a museum it definitely wouldn't have any fuel, and yeah they would need to land multiple times to refuel

[@pleasantlymixed5860]

@@MrHowhot I did see some older planes that had side by side seats but I could only think of the su-34 at the time

[@stevekitt52]

F-111 was side by side too.

[@gabrieljacobi6873]

I almost died when I found out your channel stopped uploading Thanks to a legend who made a comment I rediscovered that you weren’t dead

[@carto4028]

In every DC movie it is now canon the in 1984 some crazy magic genie shit went down and nobody talks about it. Like in 1984 magic was proven to exist and some unexplainable wishing stuff happens and NOBODY ever talks about it, everyone still kept the memorys.

[@charlesplante]

53:46 Oh you mean the thing the lazy DC comic/movie writers have been doing for the last 60 years and the reason why I quit reading DC all together? Yeah that'll happen when your protagonist is an immortal God with infinite made up powers that spontaneously manifest themselves when needed and your average villian is just an angry animal or thug with a mask and a slightly above average intelligence and a ray gun.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Breaking the security cameras despite all the witnesses is like when Antifa demand attention, yet attempt to block all video footage 🤔

[@clongshanks5206]

Yup!

[@markiangooley]

Such a missed opportunity: they could have used Bob Dylan’s “Everybody must get stoned” when Max wishes to become the stone

[@mskiara18]

The using the stranger's body without his consent is one of the most concerning parts of this film, as Wonder Woman cares little that she laid with a man who was not able to consent or not. To add, interesting that no individual asked for world peace, all diseases to vanish, people to see their dead loved ones again.

[@stephensnaggs6386]

When's the sharknado review coming out 😂

[@deadaccount66778]

sharknado is epic dude

[@bradleyc.5425]

I know what you mean with the whole "If the protagonist can suddenly do this super overpowered thing that could totally be exploited why don't they do that in other cases?". That's a problem in a lot of stories.

[@sunnydsyoutube]

I like the movie videos you do, on the Dr. Shaym channel. And the ending of the monster video, "It forces us to confront our disturbing reality." Ooh, that hits hard.

[@cutlerhanks926]

And she's supposed to be a superhero?

[@bentramer682]

This is a great example of how much more wholesome the film community would be if films weren't targeting people as opposed to being for everyone. I think that any story can be enjoyed anyone, it just has to be good enough

[@exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050]

This movie was so frickin stupid. They literally had the most obvious way to have Wonder Woman lose her powers and still be a superhero staring them right in rhe face: the golden armor. Imagine if WW made a wish, lost her powers due to it being selfish, became mortal and had to put on the armor in order to fight back and redeem herself. All of the magic bullshit that she was doing could have been tied to the armor, which would ultimately get destroyed in a big climactic show down, and then when she realizes that she can't have Steve trevor and be a hero, she gives him up and gets her original powers back, plus she has unlocked her new abilities that are seen in the later films like BvS and the Justice League. These Hollywood people act like they've never read a fucking comic book. Great video Possum 👏😎

[@grandpasretrovideogames]

What about the guy that wished for the cup of coffee at the beginning of the movie? How do you renounce a wish for something you already consumed?

[@ReesecupS]

This movie is like when you study for a test but then when you get to the test the answers are totally different and you were supposed to actually study from the book so then you cheat on that girl named Makenna’s test

[@iansox5720]

Doesn't want her image known to the public, proceeds to be televised to everyone on the planet. Makes sense

[@inky5574]

Speaking of not including 80s music I was anticipating listening to Ride the Lightning by Metallica when she was literally swinging on the lightning. And what's worse, the album itself came out in *1984*

[@Mak10z]

the F-111 aardvark has side by side seating... that said it doesn't have the range required to go from the US to where they wanted to go with out stops, or midair refueling

[@toringaming723]

I hate this film because of how cheesy it was and just demonize men, like the riot scene it’s a bunch of shots of men harassing someone or women like a man stealing a women’s purse. Also the scene where Barbra beats up a man almost to death because he was drunk and stuff and harassed her once and yet it kinda glorify it saying,”OOOOOOOO STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN THIS IS IMPOWERING.” But yet the guy in raging bull slaps his wife a couple times and OH NO SHOCKING they are different movies and the wife was nice but it’s an example how everybody just finds a man beating maybe a women harassing him or just whatever and they find it shocking and think oh wow this guy is a scumbag while a women slaps a man because he was a bit of an asshole or just beats him up because a bitch couldn’t keep her shit together people find less shocking and just thinks she’s a little crazy and the man deserved it. And this movie does that type of shit and try’s to balance it with one man in a different persons body who’s nice and awesome. DC I expected so much better from you guys since the last wonder women film made a couple years ago.

[@GelatinSkeleton489]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@CertifiedSunset]

WWIII started because Wonder Woman couldn't keep it in her pants

[@berengustav7714]

She is her father's daughter. (Child of Zeus.)

[@franciscolaurean8550]

You talked about many issues with the fighter jet scene but didn't mention how it is magically flight ready with a full tank that won't be enough to make the trip anyway :D

[@randomprotag9329]

at least DC had joker so they have made at least one amazing film

[@randomnerd3402]

The Batman (2022) should be pretty good too.

[@brianaguilar8283]

What about Shazam?

[@blue55blue15]

@@brianaguilar8283 Wish I saw it 40 times

[@ablosch2452]

I didn't like Joker.

[@randomnerd3402]

@@brianaguilar8283 Wasn't amazing but was still pretty good

[@zenman6495]

I'm 36 and never had a passport, what bothers me is a biplane pilot flying a yet

[@thegamingelephant1504]

“You have to be stupid to enjoy this movie”- man clearly has not done acid before

[@youcantbeatk7006]

Doesn't Acid make you stupid?

[@VelkanAngels]

In that scenario, his statement still stands, lol.

[@EngineeringWizard11]

The jet that WW and Pine flew in was an F-111 Aardvark, carrier-based tactical attack aircraft. It had a distinctive side-by-side pilot/co-pilot layout due to the need to keep it shorter (flying off carriers and all that) that I recognized immediately being the airplane nerd I am. On the other hand, it wouldn't have anything approaching the range required to fly direct D.C. to Cairo.

[@varanidstudios7928]

I always found it so weird how nobody talks about this afterward. Like I know it’s a prequel and you kinda can’t reference it, but you have to think whether it is a good idea for World War 3 to basically happen, the entire apocalypse occurs, and just never talk about it. Use some other thing. CoD BO Cold War solves this by making it a secret operation, and in fact, the entire end where things get problematic it is on an uninhabited island. It’s realistic to not know. In Wonder Woman, all of Moscow knows, all of DC knows, the media knows, so much happens you cannot just deny it actually happened. A person during that saying it never happened is as believable as an SS Officer said the Holocaust never happened. It has no merit or realism to it. Edit: this is the worst part of the movie. It has so little continuity to the DCU, it doesn’t feel like A DC Movie. It feels like something else.