Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

I asked my audience for the worlds worst life hacks. i regret it.
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[@illymation]

little hot pocket in his little hot pocket jacket...

[@timiswithjim4620]

Finally, a hot pocket with style.

[@KaitoSGJS]

What a baby boy we stan

[@howtogetsomehelp]

Why does Illy only have 2 replies

[@blueberry-0-409]

Lol

[@blueberry-0-409]

I love hot pockets

[@lev3751]

theory: jarvis slowly gets more unhinged through this video because he’s not confined to his usual chair. the chair keeps him in check.

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

the chair subdues his powers so he can live a normal life until the day of his awakening

[@gabrielgoodell7004]

ok so we’re not gonna talk about that fit ✋🤨

[@pmonday]

Every video where he isn't sitting substantiates this theory.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

maybe its the lack of coffee though

[@spellxthief]

the chair also keeps him in desk

[@strangerofthe2067]

I just did that M&M life hack with regular M&Ms and it worked out perfect because I was left with nothing and I didn’t even want a snack! Thanks Jarvis! LIFE HACKS!

[@dhivyasahiram5727]

It might be because it's 2 in the morning but this comment made me laugh like a maniac for 10 minutes straight. Thank you stranger!

[@MMumbles]

Dude nah, it's 10am where I am and this comment still made me laugh.

[@seankoons2023]

Lmaooo

[@jelly_calcium1908]

@@MMumbles 5 am right for me

[@jelly_calcium1908]

Now

[@anthuwuny]

are we gonna talk about how jarvis cut the ice cream vertically- when cutting it the other way would deadass actually give you 2 bowls of ice cream

[@Zeffer32]

i legit forgot about lids for a sec and was about to say but the top bowl would have no bottom! i need the sleeps lol

[@clarytehsage4853]

OMG Thank you! That bugged the frick out of me.

[@alexgrey7972]

Yes I’m like you cut the wrong way the lid becomes the bottom of one of the bowls 😭😭😭😭 why have you done this

[@cleo5090]

69th like

[@xaviermoxly8704]

even cutting vertically through the lid would of worked

[@mfetzer1606]

“Oh no where will I put my drink, oh in my pouch of course” aggressive pouch thrusting

[@dr.alphys]

eee

[@nyaKona]

😩

[@Theeny]

Mr Predicto: No

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

Ohhh harder!

[@nyaKona]

@@blackgobbogaming4236 *comically moans*

[@rameiixo]

its like he’s having a *controlled* mental breakdown

[@speaktruth9989]

Me

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Aren't we all?

[@calisha1889]

you said it, jiji

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OrangeC7]

mood

[@StrangePerson69]

How does a man end up with a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand, two sponges hot glued to his sweatband, all while showering fully clothed with soap in his eyes? This truly is modern art.

[@markpetrov9476]

The fact that the shirt just says "Patreon" on it somehow makes it even more artsy.

[@Chisel_M583]

how does that happen

[@kirstiefaith9502]

It’s genuinely upsetting to me the way he chose to cut the ice cream in half. WHY VERTICAL??

[@afryingpan7319]

EXACTLY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK YOU CAN CUT IT THE OTHER WAY AND IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

[@claritey]

Maybe you missed the point of the video "Bad life Hacks" cutting horizontally would have been somewhat usable.

[@nephele4403]

IKR

[@nephele4403]

@@claritey ok true

[@garbageboy9164]

or "hotdog style" as my 3rd grade teacher would've said

[@madi_bue]

jarvis’s landlords when he goes to move out: now to check the cabinets for old food... the inside of the cabinet doors: 👁👁

[@speaktruth9989]

Lol yes

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

😂😂😂

[@justjakki]

Haha this comment right here had me dying!

[@ekdeviant7243]

How do you know he doesn’t own his house ‘-‘

[@foongern1071]

@@ekdeviant7243 only gold fans will know this also he did say he probably wasn't ever gonna buy a house in california

[@godzillawithacomputer4045]

Alternative title: local man tortures himself as he spirals into insanity

[@zenx3855]

At points I swear it turns into a junji ito type body horror the way he morphs into a cup holder is terrifying.

[@britishningguang3933]

And a local lady watching him as he enters insanity.

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@MidhunMuraleedharan]

Alternative title: Jarvis gradually transforms into our new filthy frank.

[@maxholland6463]

For money, my dude, for money.

[@semogecarg]

many youtubers commit to their videos, but jarvis purposefully got shampoo in his eyes for a meme and for that he is the bravest youtuber of all

[@isabellach]

so true. he deserves more credit

[@TheMovieSequelDude49]

"I am confident... it is no." That was some Hell's Kitchen shit right there.

[@Patterrz]

I want to try the Google-y eyes on the cabinet doors so bad but I have no idea how I would ever explain that to guests

[@superiorsign7653]

Say the house is sentient and has been begging for "looking peepers"

[@funkybugman]

Dont, keep them guessing

[@xWood4000]

Just do it, ignore their reactions

[@crazygirls9000]

i don't see the cons, it'd give you a good conversation starter

[@Cllocopine]

Don’t explain it, pretend it’s the most normal of things.

[@Ronni2602]

Jarvis: Is this gonna be a good video? 😃 Mister Predictor: I am confident... Jarvis: 😃 Mister Predictor: ... It is no. Jarvis: 😧

[@airotiv7916]

🤣👍👍

[@digitusmedius8258]

Mister Predictor: ...It's going to be a great video.

[@decm3_727]

😂😂

[@tentaclest.tentacles5090]

my favorite part was when mr. predicto refused to leave the shirt cup holder and then demanded snacks

[@boo-la-la_666]

This video gives me "It's my mental breakdown, I get to pick the music" vibes.

[@max_the_mantis5173]

I feel like Jarvis takes on a parental role for Mr. Predicto over the course of the video and it's adorable.

[@max_the_mantis5173]

@dew drop Perhaps but even gods can have/need parents ha ha

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

as an Aussie...Mr Predicto had strong joey energy and all Aussies are crying now in joyous recognition

[@Meatloaf_TV]

Lol Mr predicto is way better

[@bloxer9563]

He needs to be a reoccurring character

[@samuellinn]

@@max_the_mantis5173 the olympians don't need their parents. They don't want them either, probably

[@jakthesac5175]

Jarvis putting a glass cup filled with colored liquid inside a cut open soda bottle attached to a nice sweater with Velcro gives me anxiety on so many levels.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

My kids used to do craft like this. Anxiety + flashbacks (not that it's a competition)

[@ploopydiper]

I haven’t watched the whole video yet and I am SO lost by this comment

[@abno8660]

Ikr

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

I know right, I thought it was immediately was going to fall. Little shocked it didn't!

[@mercedeslrockin]

I almost spit smoothie all over my mic when Mr. Predicto just said "no."

[@allisonavery7273]

Where is it in the video?

[@kes6016]

At 11:07

[@tvcghost2300]

Even better life hack when you’re washing your hair with shampoo put swimming goggles on so you won’t get soap in your eyes

[@celene_moon]

But wouldn't you be blocking some of your hair

[@rickleserewski]

@@celene_moon do you know how to put on goggles ? the hair stays out of them ??

[@Prince_-vu4wu]

@@rickleserewski not your eye lashes, some say those are the most important to clean.

[@aarishowton8037]

@@Prince_-vu4wu excuse me what, are you washing your eyelashes with shampoo? Just rub your eyes with some water while you’re washing your face after your shower lol

[@annakepes8050]

@@rickleserewski how do YOU put on goggles?

[@Genegen7797]

This is the most chaotic that Jarvis has ever been.

[@alrightanimations2207]

*69th like*

[@daddleducky6505]

Jarvis getting progressively more chaotic for more than 22 minutes straight

[@Clutch.985]

I feel like this video is kinda chaotic kzbin.info/www/bejne/f32kpo2Eh9acbKc but I mean u don’t have to click it

[@Clutch.985]

@Śmîłë damn 😔

[@Clutch.985]

@Śmîłë understandable 🤝

[@pretzel9093]

Alternative title: *man asks audience for suggestions, lives to regret it*

[@omarfekih]

get darr mann on this ASAP

[@Baertierchen_]

:')

[@savannah9197]

Wow, so many likes.

[@sketchycat-9078]

His fans; we aren’t just giving **good** life hacks, we’re changing lives

[@3starsburningbright]

Man Asks Audience for Suggestions about Job, Lives To Regret It

[@divalea]

I want the outtake where Jarvis realized he set the googly eyes on the door at the same height as the shelf and had to move the eyes.

[@oakiestchardonay2455]

Getting super baked and watching Jarvis Johnson play dress up with a hot pocket has to be the highlight of my year

[@DragoNate]

"Googly eyes will make you wanna close the cupboard" *gets jumpscared by googly eyes *LEAVES CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@fox_kingofpancakes]

LMFAO 😭

[@ebels3]

R/whoosh.

[@DragoNate]

@@ebels3 *eeeeehhhhhh WRONG, bucko

[@tynesiastevens6520]

DHSLDHOSHDKSD WHAT IF HE UPGRADES THE GOOGLY EYES WITH PRINTED CUTOUTS OF REAL EYES I CANT BREATHE HEHHHEUEUEEE

[@CloverTea123]

Mr.Predicto need to be a recurring character. I love how eager he was for peanuts xD

[@LunarEleven]

I have this crystal ball with a Wizard called Zandar that does that same thing. You wave your hand over it and there's thunder claps and a dramatic wizardly voice answers questions. I wish I could send him that! Maybe Zandar and Mr Predicto could have a competition for accuracy 😂 Given my childhood experience though, I don't think I'd bet on Zandar... He was fired for chronic misinformation -_-

[@cat_person]

@@kayla__simone lmao

[@devonkelly44]

@@LunarEleven a competition for accuracy 😂😂

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@kayla__simone clikkie fren? ||-//

[@TimeBucks]

The coffee and milk one was the worst thing I've seen

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Agreed

[@JLynnEchelon]

I read this before I saw it and was still not prepared for how awful it was.

[@yoboigarbage1024]

Stolen comment

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

@@yoboigarbage1024 this seems like a general opinion to have and not a copied comment Edit: it seems this guy is a comment stealer so that’s sucks

[@hugomanrique4763]

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 this channel tends to steal comments from comment section, for example on jackfilms’ MANSION he copied a comment word for word, so it is copied

[@maxholland6463]

The fact that the cabinets remained open most of the videos is just priceless

[@jarvis]

I'm gonna do this again so follow me on stereo: stereo.com/jarvisjohnson

[@Niko-mh8dj]

I love you too

[@MasterOogway10]

Yes,and it would make me happy, mace windu

[@savannah9197]

I'm replying to this comment for no reason.

[@honeyshua]

*insert reply here*

[@yes-zz6rb]

yes

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

This title is clearly clickbait, these are the best life hacks I’ve ever seen

[@fishy9079]

I know it’s crazy right?! Cant believe anyone would do such a thing.

[@wali1faisal]

says the pizza addicrt!!!!!

[@elchoppo3310]

It’s a pizza hot pocket

[@candycane_5086]

Jarvis has the kind of personality that would be perfect for playing a horror game

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

Try John Wolfe if you don't like a lot of clickbait screaming but like sarcasm and real reactions

[@Scrimblo]

Watching Jarvis hot glue sponges onto a headband with one hand taped to shampoo as he’s covered in soapy water with googly eyes staring distantly into the camera as a clock is the only decoration in-frame feels like a fever dream

[@rgs8970]

i was too worried about Jarvis cutting himself with the exacto blade or the ice cream knife and not worried enough about him swallowing shampoo

[@aubreyh1930]

I can’t fucking read and thought that said you were excited

[@gumbitoicic9977]

@@aubreyh1930 Same, I read it as "I was too...Jarvis cutting himself...not worried about him swallowing shampoo

[@astrolouise6904]

@@gumbitoicic9977 selective reading from english class is very real 😭I thought only I picked up that habit

[@bluenation2119]

These life hacks are like when you try to hack your game and just mess up your save file

[@clappedtrim2319]

so true man

[@andrewvelasco9170]

Is your profile picture Approaching Nirvana?

[@clappedtrim2319]

@@andrewvelasco9170 it is

[@andrewvelasco9170]

​@@clappedtrim2319 Cool

[@slimkt]

That last one felt truly masochistic, which anyone who knows their hacks understands is an extremely authentic quality in a good life hack.

[@jackdoyle7175]

Imagine you come home and see him with his hand taped to shampoo, eyes burning, shaking wet and with a headband with sponges on it

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

And then you go to get them a towel from the linen closet and there's googly eyes on the inside of the door staring at you 👀

[@superpluto9802]

Jarvis is like the father who just follows his dumb children's ideas when mom isnt home

[@imaginemiles1133]

Mr. Predicto is his child

[@iamexisting5992]

Lol one time my dad took us out and we came home with a tortoise (like a turtle that had stubby feet not flippers and a bigger shell maybe and can’t swim)

[@chanyanyanya]

Are the children dumb or are the ideas dumb?

[@borger7171]

@@iamexisting5992 i know its been a year but why did you feel the need to explain what a tortoise is

[@iamexisting5992]

@@borger7171 Ummmmm I’m not totally sure I was going crazy last year also I think most of the kids I went to school with didn’t know what a tortise was or something so that’s why idk it’s kinda dumb that I did that 😐😬 lol

[@bakersbuns1544]

definitely the wrong “in half” for the ice cream 🤣

[@hannahbloom]

I was wondering why he took the plastic off

[@hrdcoreprkour1597]

Georgia Tech comp sci too thought he'd be a little smarter than that

[@ecstasy.dreamer]

yeah lmfaooo

[@Falconifan]

I felt so much anxiety when he cut it like that.

[@everylaurenislemons]

Oh god that makes way more sense, I also thought vertically like Jarvis

[@hayley534]

All these poor bisexuals falling in love with Jarvis AND Alexis at the same time. And by "poor bisexuals" I mean me.

[@lillianmcevoy9014]

Same here!!

[@comichb]

I'm bi and u cannot relate...so am I a rich bisexual 🤔

[@traditionalnative]

Gods literally same tho

[@hahafunny1317]

I am both poor and bisexual so I can relate 100% 💀💀💀

[@jofawkes]

110% accurate

[@yary281]

5:20 is perfect cuz you have the satisfaction of eating a hot pocket while pretending to be eren devouring the marleyans

[@cat_person]

Jarvis: *tries to remove Mr. Predicto from the cup holding shirt* Mr. Predicto: *N* *O*

[@neityagupta2429]

Mr. Predict-NO, amirite? (Oh god I hate that I did that)

[@lilslicelive]

@@neityagupta2429I’m replying to this just so you’re reminded of what you said

[@neityagupta2429]

@@lilslicelive the absolute cruelty of this act

[@lilslicelive]

@@neityagupta2429 You’re welcome

[@Prim120]

“Are you having a good time?” *It is a strong possibility.*

[@chiconapeacefulpath]

I feel spoiled in that plain peanuts are regularly available in my town...in bulk, in cans, in shells, etc. I didn't realize I was taking that for granted. Thx, guys!

[@ohno-wi1vb]

Haha I can’t tell if you are joking or not!

[@emmareynolds1976]

I really enjoyed the fact that he cut the ice cream vertically

[@Ruxin34]

“Don’t act like you know off the top off your head how to create flakey perfection” LOLLL

[@garydoq]

It’s two minutes, two minutes in a microwave

[@jadeoreo]

"Mr predicto is this going to be a good video?" "I am confident it is no" mr predicto doesnt know what he's talking about

[@phosphenevision]

That's because it's not a good video, it's a great video, Mr.Predicto is never wrong

[@jadeoreo]

@@phosphenevision I apologize for doubting mr predicto

[@bread8095]

Mr. Predicto knows all

[@callie_klugyy]

The fact that he cut the ice cream container VERTICALLY made me irrationally uncomfortable lmfao

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm slightly appalled by Jarvis making a bit about people letting kitchen cabinets opened yet we're constantly watching two of his drawers not fully flushed in behind him.

[@maggiesaunders9713]

alternate video title: Jarvis loses his mind while plastic toys and his friend enable him

[@ps1hagrid786]

Don't disrespect the great Mr Predicto!

[@sarahgreene4264]

check out this song kzbin.info/www/bejne/npa8ZnSbjd6haJo

[@deliriouszora]

This video went from sounding colorful and fun, to Jarvis sounding like he's been kidnapped and forced to do this.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[@danielbenavides8287]

thats the vibe my guy

[@cathrynsmith6966]

That’s disturbingly accurate-

[@PolskiKrajowa]

@@cathrynsmith6966 "yes I do like this app" you mean

[@mountainhun]

It was so considerate of Kylo Ren to lend his voice to Mr. Predicto

[@broshelm]

"There's nothing in my eyes now!" yes, nothing but *tears of disappointment*

[@nathanlanum7570]

"I've seen this hack before" *Cuts vertically*

[@speaktruth9989]

Exactly

[@porchcatproductions9931]

Nathan Lanum I’ve been searching for this comment, I was like certainly they meant horizontally so they would be bowls and not weird little funnels 😂

[@lmp71098]

Was I the only one unreasonably angered by that 🤣?

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I was wondering about that. It was a great sounding cut, though. ASMR or something.

[@samanthagalarza3421]

Ah I've finally found my people. It bothered me so deeply.

[@JohnnySantanaAwcom]

this video gives off "it's 4am and I'm making pudding because I've lost control of my life" vibes lmao

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

Ohhhh, nice oldschool reference right there.

[@JohnnySantanaAwcom]

@@cassuttustshirt4949 thank you that's what I'm here for

[@UOUPv2]

"I'm not about to super glue to my hand." Hmm, sounds like somebody doesn't want me to subscribe followed by hitting the bell icon, leaving a comment and possibly even liking the video.

[@hannahmilby4870]

Dang I haven’t watched his videos in like a month and I forgot how stylish Jarvis is. Also he’s chill, funny, and cool... the best kind of person to watch on KZbin.

[@jarvis]

🥺

[@hannahmilby4870]

@@jarvis wait wait wait. You replied?!

[@hannahmilby4870]

@@jarvis I’m watching KZbin before bed and you making me fangirl the heck out of myself. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymoreeeee

[@hannahmilby4870]

@@jarvis you are literally one of if not my favorite youtuber

[@SimGasms]

That abrupt "NO" had me in tears Jarvis: *looks down* "okay"

[@prathamjain8929]

Timestamp?

[@kazoosniffer]

11:10 ish

[@bgs7529]

I feel like you almost died for this video. Now that's dedication.

[@ianwahlquist6592]

For the peanut hack, keep the hot water you rinsed the peanut with, that way you also have ready-made hot chocolate!

[@ellafournier381]

The part where you tape your hand to the shampoo is giving me major flashbacks to when I played hockey as a kid and I’d never hold the stick properly so my dad duct taped my bottom glove to the hockey stick so I could only hold it right. So anyways I’m canadian

[@katelyn2306]

How is no one talking about how cute Jarvis’s fit is tho? Like... I’m loving this look!

[@Lovestone_blind]

Lol no

[@bendyfreak7291]

OwO

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Jarvis Dripson

[@joyitadarling5815]

Yessss where is this shirt from?

[@samuelsocha8384]

He looks like f*cking Noddy

[@sithdoge45]

5-minute crafts be like: write this down, write this down!

[@nicholaskraabel5322]

Hey, a bunch of vans with your name on them are outside my house weird.

[@missy2375]

Always trust the FBI

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Don’t you have more important things to do? People’s webcams won’t watch themselves

[@Rawfrogs]

The pained "lifehack" after taking a sip of scalding hot coffee? That's perfection. Thanks Jarvis

[@samuelbohn1880]

I love the Fx Factory Pro trial at 17:34.

[@makooma]

I almost pissed myself laughing at Mr. Predicto telling you not to take him out of the shirt.

[@speaktruth9989]

Lol

[@velvetaeon2774]

Same

[@velvetaeon2774]

Managed to get to the sink in time

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

That was the part that killed me

[@maxholland6463]

He literally just be like “......No 😠” lmfao

[@crazysiblings1806]

This seems to be content that would be on his channel Jarvis Johnson Gold, which is for his premium content

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Yes it's definitely premium content, either he made a mistake which I find unlikely, or he decided to spoil his non-premium viewers. We are all after all deserving of respect, and premium content. 😂

[@LunarEleven]

Clerical error. Clearly he was just in recovery from the psychological strain of that last life hack and uploaded it to the wrong channel. Or, he was blinded by all the shampoo he got in his eyes. RIP Jarvis's vision and sanity 😭

[@paulinaalfaro6753]

I love Jarvis both for the fact that he is the computer science historically, but also because he does things like this. This man is sacrificing for us. We don't deserve him.

[@strangerofthe2067]

I’ve been contemplating getting this massive growth on my neck checked out to see if it’s cancerous but the magic 8 ball told me that it was confident it was not, so no need to worry!

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

mr predicto saying “no” when jarvis kept jumping made me laugh so hard i almost choked on apple juice

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Bone Apple Teeth indeed

[@rainbowstarunicornprincess4391]

"ive seen this countless times before" - proceeds to cut it completely wrong

[@airotiv7916]

Right?! 🤣

[@ZielonaPastela]

I'd cut it the same way as Jarvis, tho 🤣

[@pigadmiral6642]

21:40 The tears of a man forced into desperation by his own decisions

[@midnightsun2085]

So I see Jarvis has now grown up and drinks milk from a carton like a normal adult. Well done buddy, 2021 new year, new you.

[@jeniferbentz4261]

"I'll do a fancy transition..phew"

[@MusicGamesLife]

“While I can’t remove all of the Bernie memes from the internet, I CAN replace every image on the internet /with/ the Bernie meme... which is kind of like removing it, but the opposite!” ah yes, Jarvis's brilliant mind at work. giving the people not what they want, but what they truly need

[@elliesaurusart3941]

Yes we all watched the video

[@karlaa1Dforever]

Flawless logic

[@JarrodBaniqued]

“I am once again asking for your repetitive contribution”

[@wabaca]

@@elliesaurusart3941 English is my second language and the video doesn't have subtitle, so this comments are helpful sometimes. That's a part I didn't get in the video lol.

[@elliesaurusart3941]

@@wabaca of fair enough

[@consentclub8431]

I lost it at the "Saturn eating his young" impression, now THIS is art

[@vanessameow1902]

14:55 This has the exact same energy as someone eating a KitKat without breaking the wafers.

[@kaimikdelano6932]

19:41 “I’m wet and can die.” That line sounds so funny out of context for no reason

[@snakewithapen5489]

Amphibians be like:

[@kaimikdelano6932]

@@snakewithapen5489 lol yay i'm being noticed

[@thatveganchef112]

All fish:😟

[@wormidicus]

I thought Jarvis was smart enough to put the milk in his mouth first, then coffee so he doesnt burn his tongue- or maybe that was a hack on how to burn your tongue..hmmm smart Jarvis quite an intellectual he is

[@mattswanson3568]

Fuck that thought didn't even occur to me. I feel like an idiot 😂😂😂

[@BlisaBLisa]

no dude the coffee goes first then the milk treats the burns

[@mr.mcflurryco.1034]

“This is dangerous, kids!” *proceeds to cut towards himself, with his hand only several centimeters away from getting cut*

[@becsios1233]

I love how Jarvis became a kangaroo for most of this video

[@MooseShower]

Leaps of joy

[@Clawdragoons]

"Cupholder shirt" Did they just try to re-invent pockets as if it was a new thing?

[@CTM5413]

Underrated comment

[@bellamee2775]

It's clearly a hack meant for women.

[@ellaa3526]

@@bellamee2775 Yes, that would actually be a lifesaver for women and our lack of pockets.

[@SunnyBunnyyy]

Ah yes, because everyone knows the best place to put a cup is in your pocket

[@bellamee2775]

@@SunnyBunnyyy, you don't put your cup in your pocket?

[@ddaL_]

..and then Jarvis pulled out his comically large computer science degree!

[@GoldenYoshi1]

I read this comment _right_ as I got to that part lol

[@oyasumiwa]

I thought he was gonna cut the ice cream in half the other way so the halves resemble something more like a bowl lol

[@lilhobo6342]

11:08 Mr. Predicto wasn't having a good time :(

[@Holytitmouse]

the glassy 'thuck' sound that the peanut made when Jarvis dropped it onto Mr. Predicto is the sound of Jarvis's last brain cell being yeeted into a volcano

[@annabethgrace3916]

Jarvis: “put google-y eyes on ur cabinet so you’ll want to close them” 5 min crafts: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

[@nickyy3682]

Nobody: Kids when their mom leaves them in the car to get groceries: 17:27

[@jessyboo176]

This video feels similar to one of my mental breakdowns.

[@Arri7979]

Are we going to talk about how comically oversized some university degrees are? The frame itself is a semester's worth of tuition; it's like they're robbing us one last time on the way out.

[@rebeccaabrams3079]

My boyfriends parents desperately wanted to buy him a fancy frame and he had to talk them out of it because lol no thanks. We got frames at IKEA for $5

[@StevieH1997]

“Frankly, I would love a legume,” absolutely needs to be on a shirt. I’d buy multiples.

[@airotiv7916]

💜

[@woodfur00]

But were the peanuts roasted in March?

[@Adam.Nagaitis]

@@woodfur00 No but the coffee beans where

[@yoboigarbage1024]

Frankly I need a frankly I need a legume shirt

[@airotiv7916]

@@yoboigarbage1024 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@beepboop3812]

7:06 Mr Predicto’s answer to “is this gonna be a good video” essentially boils down to “it wasn’t until you put me in it”

[@chianisaolugbala7747]

It shamed me to admit that there’s a time in my life when I wouldn’t have realized this was satirical

[@plushy_doctor2299]

*"Don’t try this at home, I'm wet and can die"* Istg this man is a goddamn legend

[@anondimwit]

he said can not cant

[@magmirian]

Timeshare

[@magmirian]

Timestamp?

[@jethromichaelmcnickelback]

@@magmirian 19:40

[@plushy_doctor2299]

@@anondimwit thanks, my ears are two little bitches :/

[@harlequeenchannel]

Alternate title: Local Area Man Magic-8-Balls Himself Into Insanity

[@sirweebs2914]

13:18 Its kinda unsettling that he answered "without question" while he cut of your question.

[@madyr616]

14:46 Jarvis I think that’s the wrong way

[@pigeonwithagun7986]

Life hack: if you drive in a school zone everyone goes super slow for some reason so you can go waaaaay faster. Only problem is that there are a LOT of speed bumps. And there are these weird sirens and red and blue flashing lights.

[@veragirljones8039]

🤣🤣

[@bek2026]

The speed bumps also scream and spray out red water when you step on them.

[@shiningdiamond28]

@@bek2026 i wonder why this happens. it’s really weird.

[@pyt._zari_6094]

Jarvis: Burns himself with coffee Me: ✨That’s an awfully hot coffee pot✨

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

I love how Jarvis is shaking his head to the peanut M&M one as the lady is telling him but is so excited to do it.

[@naka4125]

just watched jarvis suffer by his own hand for 22 minutes and 11 seconds