Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

[@loviathanss]

theory: jarvis slowly gets more unhinged through this video because he’s not confined to his usual chair. the chair keeps him in check.

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

the chair subdues his powers so he can live a normal life until the day of his awakening

[@gabrielgoodell7004]

ok so we’re not gonna talk about that fit ✋🤨

[@pmonday]

Every video where he isn't sitting substantiates this theory.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

maybe its the lack of coffee though

[@spellxthief]

the chair also keeps him in desk

[@illymation]

little hot pocket in his little hot pocket jacket...

[@timiswithjim4620]

Finally, a hot pocket with style.

[@KaitoSGJS]

What a baby boy we stan

[@howtogetsomehelp]

Why does Illy only have 2 replies

[@blueberry-0-409]

Lol

[@blueberry-0-409]

I love hot pockets

[@mfetzer1606]

“Oh no where will I put my drink, oh in my pouch of course” aggressive pouch thrusting

[@Lilyjem39]

eee

[@y2kona]

😩

[@Theeny]

Mr Predicto: No

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

Ohhh harder!

[@y2kona]

@@blackgobbogaming4236 *comically moans*

[@strangerofthe2067]

I just did that M&M life hack with regular M&Ms and it worked out perfect because I was left with nothing and I didn’t even want a snack! Thanks Jarvis! LIFE HACKS!

[@dhivyasahiram5727]

It might be because it's 2 in the morning but this comment made me laugh like a maniac for 10 minutes straight. Thank you stranger!

[@MMumbles]

Dude nah, it's 10am where I am and this comment still made me laugh.

[@seankoons2023]

Lmaooo

[@jelly_calcium1908]

@@MMumbles 5 am right for me

[@jelly_calcium1908]

Now

[@Ronni2602]

Jarvis: Is this gonna be a good video? 😃 Mister Predictor: I am confident... Jarvis: 😃 Mister Predictor: ... It is no. Jarvis: 😧

[@airotiv7916]

🤣👍👍

[@digitusmedius8258]

Mister Predictor: ...It's going to be a great video.

[@decm3_727]

😂😂

[@jakthesac5175]

Jarvis putting a glass cup filled with colored liquid inside a cut open soda bottle attached to a nice sweater with Velcro gives me anxiety on so many levels.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

My kids used to do craft like this. Anxiety + flashbacks (not that it's a competition)

[@ploopydiper]

I haven’t watched the whole video yet and I am SO lost by this comment

[@abno8660]

Ikr

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

I know right, I thought it was immediately was going to fall. Little shocked it didn't!

[@godzillawithacomputer4045]

Alternative title: local man tortures himself as he spirals into insanity

[@zenx3855]

At points I swear it turns into a junji ito type body horror the way he morphs into a cup holder is terrifying.

[@britishningguang3933]

And a local lady watching him as he enters insanity.

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@MidhunMuraleedharan]

Alternative title: Jarvis gradually transforms into our new filthy frank.

[@maxholland6463]

For money, my dude, for money.

[@StrangePerson69]

How does a man end up with a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand, two sponges hot glued to his sweatband, all while showering fully clothed with soap in his eyes? This truly is modern art.

[@markpetrov9476]

The fact that the shirt just says "Patreon" on it somehow makes it even more artsy.

[@Cucumber_Sandwhich0]

how does that happen

[@madi_bue]

jarvis’s landlords when he goes to move out: now to check the cabinets for old food... the inside of the cabinet doors: 👁👁

[@speaktruth9989]

Lol yes

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

😂😂😂

[@justjakki]

Haha this comment right here had me dying!

[@ekdeviant7243]

How do you know he doesn’t own his house ‘-‘

[@foongern1071]

@@ekdeviant7243 only gold fans will know this also he did say he probably wasn't ever gonna buy a house in california

[@honeykosu]

its like he’s having a *controlled* mental breakdown

[@speaktruth9989]

Me

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Aren't we all?

[@Blue.1889]

you said it, jiji

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OrangeC7]

mood

[@jarvis]

I'm gonna do this again so follow me on stereo: stereo.com/jarvisjohnson

[@Niko-mh8dj]

I love you too

[@MasterOogway10]

Yes,and it would make me happy, mace windu

[@savannah9197]

I'm replying to this comment for no reason.

[@honeyshua]

*insert reply here*

[@yes-zz6rb]

yes

[@anthuwuny]

are we gonna talk about how jarvis cut the ice cream vertically- when cutting it the other way would deadass actually give you 2 bowls of ice cream

[@Zeffer32]

i legit forgot about lids for a sec and was about to say but the top bowl would have no bottom! i need the sleeps lol

[@clarytehsage4853]

OMG Thank you! That bugged the frick out of me.

[@alexgrey7972]

Yes I’m like you cut the wrong way the lid becomes the bottom of one of the bowls 😭😭😭😭 why have you done this

[@cleo5090]

69th like

[@xaviermoxly8704]

even cutting vertically through the lid would of worked

[@max_the_mantis5173]

I feel like Jarvis takes on a parental role for Mr. Predicto over the course of the video and it's adorable.

[@max_the_mantis5173]

@dew drop Perhaps but even gods can have/need parents ha ha

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

as an Aussie...Mr Predicto had strong joey energy and all Aussies are crying now in joyous recognition

[@Meatloaf_TV]

Lol Mr predicto is way better

[@bloxer9563]

He needs to be a reoccurring character

[@samuellinn]

@@max_the_mantis5173 the olympians don't need their parents. They don't want them either, probably

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

This title is clearly clickbait, these are the best life hacks I’ve ever seen

[@fishy9079]

I know it’s crazy right?! Cant believe anyone would do such a thing.

[@wali1faisal]

says the pizza addicrt!!!!!

[@elchoppo3310]

It’s a pizza hot pocket

[@cat_person]

Jarvis: *tries to remove Mr. Predicto from the cup holding shirt* Mr. Predicto: *N* *O*

[@neityagupta2429]

Mr. Predict-NO, amirite? (Oh god I hate that I did that)

[@lilslicelive]

@@neityagupta2429I’m replying to this just so you’re reminded of what you said

[@neityagupta2429]

@@lilslicelive the absolute cruelty of this act

[@lilslicelive]

@@neityagupta2429 You’re welcome

[@semogecarg]

many youtubers commit to their videos, but jarvis purposefully got shampoo in his eyes for a meme and for that he is the bravest youtuber of all

[@isabellach]

so true. he deserves more credit

[@DragoNate]

"Googly eyes will make you wanna close the cupboard" *gets jumpscared by googly eyes *LEAVES CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@fox_kingofpancakes]

LMFAO 😭

[@ebels3]

R/whoosh.

[@DragoNate]

@@ebels3 *eeeeehhhhhh WRONG, bucko

[@tynesiastevens6520]

DHSLDHOSHDKSD WHAT IF HE UPGRADES THE GOOGLY EYES WITH PRINTED CUTOUTS OF REAL EYES I CANT BREATHE HEHHHEUEUEEE

[@Genegen7797]

This is the most chaotic that Jarvis has ever been.

[@alrightanimations2207]

*69th like*

[@daddleducky6505]

Jarvis getting progressively more chaotic for more than 22 minutes straight

[@Clutch.985]

I feel like this video is kinda chaotic kzbin.info/www/bejne/f32kpo2Eh9acbKc but I mean u don’t have to click it

[@Clutch.985]

@Śmîłë damn 😔

[@Clutch.985]

@Śmîłë understandable 🤝

[@jadeoreo]

"Mr predicto is this going to be a good video?" "I am confident it is no" mr predicto doesnt know what he's talking about

[@phosphenevision]

That's because it's not a good video, it's a great video, Mr.Predicto is never wrong

[@jadeoreo]

@@phosphenevision I apologize for doubting mr predicto

[@bread8095]

Mr. Predicto knows all

[@kirstiefaith9502]

It’s genuinely upsetting to me the way he chose to cut the ice cream in half. WHY VERTICAL??

[@afryingpan7319]

EXACTLY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK YOU CAN CUT IT THE OTHER WAY AND IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

[@claritey]

Maybe you missed the point of the video "Bad life Hacks" cutting horizontally would have been somewhat usable.

[@nephele4403]

IKR

[@nephele4403]

@@claritey ok true

[@garbageboy9164]

or "hotdog style" as my 3rd grade teacher would've said

[@pretzel9093]

Alternative title: *man asks audience for suggestions, lives to regret it*

[@omarfekih]

get darr mann on this ASAP

[@Baertierchen_]

:')

[@savannah9197]

Wow, so many likes.

[@sketchycatdash]

His fans; we aren’t just giving **good** life hacks, we’re changing lives

[@3starsburningbright]

Man Asks Audience for Suggestions about Job, Lives To Regret It

[@Patterrz]

I want to try the Google-y eyes on the cabinet doors so bad but I have no idea how I would ever explain that to guests

[@superiorsign7653]

Say the house is sentient and has been begging for "looking peepers"

[@funkybugman]

Dont, keep them guessing

[@xWood4000]

Just do it, ignore their reactions

[@crazygirls9000]

i don't see the cons, it'd give you a good conversation starter

[@Cllocopine]

Don’t explain it, pretend it’s the most normal of things.

[@rgs8970]

i was too worried about Jarvis cutting himself with the exacto blade or the ice cream knife and not worried enough about him swallowing shampoo

[@aubreyh1930]

I can’t fucking read and thought that said you were excited

[@gumbitoicic9977]

@@aubreyh1930 Same, I read it as "I was too...Jarvis cutting himself...not worried about him swallowing shampoo

[@astrolouise6904]

@@gumbitoicic9977 selective reading from english class is very real 😭I thought only I picked up that habit

[@tentaclest.tentacles5090]

my favorite part was when mr. predicto refused to leave the shirt cup holder and then demanded snacks

[@superpluto9802]

Jarvis is like the father who just follows his dumb children's ideas when mom isnt home

[@imaginemiles1133]

Mr. Predicto is his child

[@iamexisting5992]

Lol one time my dad took us out and we came home with a tortoise (like a turtle that had stubby feet not flippers and a bigger shell maybe and can’t swim)

[@chanyanyanya]

Are the children dumb or are the ideas dumb?

[@borger7171]

@@iamexisting5992 i know its been a year but why did you feel the need to explain what a tortoise is

[@iamexisting5992]

@@borger7171 Ummmmm I’m not totally sure I was going crazy last year also I think most of the kids I went to school with didn’t know what a tortise was or something so that’s why idk it’s kinda dumb that I did that 😐😬 lol

[@Prim120]

“Are you having a good time?” *It is a strong possibility.*

[@bluenation2119]

These life hacks are like when you try to hack your game and just mess up your save file

[@clappedtrim2319]

so true man

[@idrkbruh1]

Is your profile picture Approaching Nirvana?

[@clappedtrim2319]

@@idrkbruh1 it is

[@idrkbruh1]

​@@clappedtrim2319 Cool

[@TheMovieSequelDude49]

"I am confident... it is no." That was some Hell's Kitchen shit right there.

[@Ruxin34]

“Don’t act like you know off the top off your head how to create flakey perfection” LOLLL

[@garydoq]

It’s two minutes, two minutes in a microwave

[@maggiesaunders9713]

alternate video title: Jarvis loses his mind while plastic toys and his friend enable him

[@ps1hagrid786]

Don't disrespect the great Mr Predicto!

[@sarahgreene4264]

check out this song kzbin.info/www/bejne/npa8ZnSbjd6haJo

[@CloverTea123]

Mr.Predicto need to be a recurring character. I love how eager he was for peanuts xD

[@LunarEleven]

I have this crystal ball with a Wizard called Zandar that does that same thing. You wave your hand over it and there's thunder claps and a dramatic wizardly voice answers questions. I wish I could send him that! Maybe Zandar and Mr Predicto could have a competition for accuracy 😂 Given my childhood experience though, I don't think I'd bet on Zandar... He was fired for chronic misinformation -_-

[@cat_person]

@@kayla__simone lmao

[@devonkelly44]

@@LunarEleven a competition for accuracy 😂😂

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@kayla__simone clikkie fren? ||-//

[@boo-la-la_666]

This video gives me "It's my mental breakdown, I get to pick the music" vibes.

[@bgs7529]

I feel like you almost died for this video. Now that's dedication.

[@deliriouszora]

This video went from sounding colorful and fun, to Jarvis sounding like he's been kidnapped and forced to do this.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[@danielbenavides8287]

thats the vibe my guy

[@cathrynsmith6966]

That’s disturbingly accurate-

[@PolskiKrajowa]

@@cathrynsmith6966 "yes I do like this app" you mean

[@nathanlanum7570]

"I've seen this hack before" *Cuts vertically*

[@speaktruth9989]

Exactly

[@porchcatproductions9931]

Nathan Lanum I’ve been searching for this comment, I was like certainly they meant horizontally so they would be bowls and not weird little funnels 😂

[@lmp71098]

Was I the only one unreasonably angered by that 🤣?

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I was wondering about that. It was a great sounding cut, though. ASMR or something.

[@samanthagalarza3421]

Ah I've finally found my people. It bothered me so deeply.

[@oakiestchardonay2455]

Getting super baked and watching Jarvis Johnson play dress up with a hot pocket has to be the highlight of my year

[@bakersbuns1544]

definitely the wrong “in half” for the ice cream 🤣

[@hannahbloom]

I was wondering why he took the plastic off

[@hrdcoreprkour1597]

Georgia Tech comp sci too thought he'd be a little smarter than that

[@ecstasy.dreamer]

yeah lmfaooo

[@Falconifan]

I felt so much anxiety when he cut it like that.

[@everylaurenislemons]

Oh god that makes way more sense, I also thought vertically like Jarvis

[@MusicGamesLife]

“While I can’t remove all of the Bernie memes from the internet, I CAN replace every image on the internet /with/ the Bernie meme... which is kind of like removing it, but the opposite!” ah yes, Jarvis's brilliant mind at work. giving the people not what they want, but what they truly need

[@elliesaurusart1202]

Yes we all watched the video

[@karlaa1Dforever]

Flawless logic

[@JarrodBaniqued]

“I am once again asking for your repetitive contribution”

[@wabaca]

@@elliesaurusart1202 English is my second language and the video doesn't have subtitle, so this comments are helpful sometimes. That's a part I didn't get in the video lol.

[@elliesaurusart1202]

@@wabaca of fair enough

[@SimGasms]

That abrupt "NO" had me in tears Jarvis: *looks down* "okay"

[@prathamjain8929]

Timestamp?

[@kazoosniffer]

11:10 ish

[@mercedeslrockin]

I almost spit smoothie all over my mic when Mr. Predicto just said "no."

[@allisonavery7273]

Where is it in the video?

[@kes6016]

At 11:07

[@JohnnySantanaAwcom]

this video gives off "it's 4am and I'm making pudding because I've lost control of my life" vibes lmao

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

Ohhhh, nice oldschool reference right there.

[@JohnnySantanaAwcom]

@@cassuttustshirt4949 thank you that's what I'm here for

[@katelyn2306]

How is no one talking about how cute Jarvis’s fit is tho? Like... I’m loving this look!

[@Lovestone_blind]

Lol no

[@bendyfreak7291]

OwO

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Jarvis Dripson

[@joyitadarling5815]

Yessss where is this shirt from?

[@samuelsocha8384]

He looks like f*cking Noddy

[@wormidicus]

I thought Jarvis was smart enough to put the milk in his mouth first, then coffee so he doesnt burn his tongue- or maybe that was a hack on how to burn your tongue..hmmm smart Jarvis quite an intellectual he is

[@mattswanson3568]

Fuck that thought didn't even occur to me. I feel like an idiot 😂😂😂

[@BlisaBLisa]

no dude the coffee goes first then the milk treats the burns

[@divalea]

I want the outtake where Jarvis realized he set the googly eyes on the door at the same height as the shelf and had to move the eyes.

[@crazysiblings1806]

This seems to be content that would be on his channel Jarvis Johnson Gold, which is for his premium content

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Yes it's definitely premium content, either he made a mistake which I find unlikely, or he decided to spoil his non-premium viewers. We are all after all deserving of respect, and premium content. 😂

[@LunarEleven]

Clerical error. Clearly he was just in recovery from the psychological strain of that last life hack and uploaded it to the wrong channel. Or, he was blinded by all the shampoo he got in his eyes. RIP Jarvis's vision and sanity 😭

[@makooma]

I almost pissed myself laughing at Mr. Predicto telling you not to take him out of the shirt.

[@speaktruth9989]

Lol

[@velvetaeon2774]

Same

[@velvetaeon2774]

Managed to get to the sink in time

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

That was the part that killed me

[@maxholland6463]

He literally just be like “......No 😠” lmfao

[@JenTheTech]

"I'll do a fancy transition..phew"

[@tvcghost2300]

Even better life hack when you’re washing your hair with shampoo put swimming goggles on so you won’t get soap in your eyes

[@celene_moon]

But wouldn't you be blocking some of your hair

[@rickleserewski]

@@celene_moon do you know how to put on goggles ? the hair stays out of them ??

[@Prince_-vu4wu]

@@rickleserewski not your eye lashes, some say those are the most important to clean.

[@aarishowton8037]

@@Prince_-vu4wu excuse me what, are you washing your eyelashes with shampoo? Just rub your eyes with some water while you’re washing your face after your shower lol

[@annakepes8050]

@@rickleserewski how do YOU put on goggles?

[@rainbowstarunicornprincess4391]

"ive seen this countless times before" - proceeds to cut it completely wrong

[@airotiv7916]

Right?! 🤣

[@ZielonaPastela]

I'd cut it the same way as Jarvis, tho 🤣

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

mr predicto saying “no” when jarvis kept jumping made me laugh so hard i almost choked on apple juice

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Bone Apple Teeth indeed

[@Arri7979]

Are we going to talk about how comically oversized some university degrees are? The frame itself is a semester's worth of tuition; it's like they're robbing us one last time on the way out.

[@rebeccaabrams3079]

My boyfriends parents desperately wanted to buy him a fancy frame and he had to talk them out of it because lol no thanks. We got frames at IKEA for $5

[@maxholland6463]

The fact that the cabinets remained open most of the videos is just priceless

[@Clawdragoons]

"Cupholder shirt" Did they just try to re-invent pockets as if it was a new thing?

[@Ctm2024-l]

Underrated comment

[@bellamee2775]

It's clearly a hack meant for women.

[@ellaa3526]

@@bellamee2775 Yes, that would actually be a lifesaver for women and our lack of pockets.

[@SunnyBunnyyy]

Ah yes, because everyone knows the best place to put a cup is in your pocket

[@bellamee2775]

@@SunnyBunnyyy, you don't put your cup in your pocket?

[@annabethgrace3916]

Jarvis: “put google-y eyes on ur cabinet so you’ll want to close them” 5 min crafts: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

[@TimeBucks]

The coffee and milk one was the worst thing I've seen

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Agreed

[@JLynnEchelon]

I read this before I saw it and was still not prepared for how awful it was.

[@yoboigarbage1024]

Stolen comment

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

@@yoboigarbage1024 this seems like a general opinion to have and not a copied comment Edit: it seems this guy is a comment stealer so that’s sucks

[@hugomanrique4763]

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 this channel tends to steal comments from comment section, for example on jackfilms’ MANSION he copied a comment word for word, so it is copied

[@kaimik137]

19:41 “I’m wet and can die.” That line sounds so funny out of context for no reason

[@snakewithapen5489]

Amphibians be like:

[@kaimik137]

@@snakewithapen5489 lol yay i'm being noticed

[@thatveganchef112]

All fish:😟

[@tankladd]

..and then Jarvis pulled out his comically large computer science degree!

[@GoldenYoshi1]

I read this comment _right_ as I got to that part lol

[@pigeonwithagun7986]

Life hack: if you drive in a school zone everyone goes super slow for some reason so you can go waaaaay faster. Only problem is that there are a LOT of speed bumps. And there are these weird sirens and red and blue flashing lights.

[@veragirljones8039]

🤣🤣

[@bek2026]

The speed bumps also scream and spray out red water when you step on them.

[@17kdiamond]

@@bek2026 i wonder why this happens. it’s really weird.

[@slimkt]

That last one felt truly masochistic, which anyone who knows their hacks understands is an extremely authentic quality in a good life hack.

[@HeyitzRio]

This is so funny lol I love the dichotomy between the "professional" life-hack videos that are squeaky-clean and organized and the slow descent into madness, ending with Jarvis seemingly drowning in a shower, fully clothed, with a headband he hot-glued a sponge directly to stabbing his eye, with a bottle of soap package-taped to this hand.

[@StevieH1997]

“Frankly, I would love a legume,” absolutely needs to be on a shirt. I’d buy multiples.

[@airotiv7916]

💜

[@woodfur00]

But were the peanuts roasted in March?

[@yoboigarbage1024]

Frankly I need a frankly I need a legume shirt

[@airotiv7916]

@@yoboigarbage1024 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@agentwashingtub9167]

It’s got big Gilear energy and I’m here for it

[@plushy_doctor2299]

*"Don’t try this at home, I'm wet and can die"* Istg this man is a goddamn legend

[@anondimwit]

he said can not cant

[@magmirian]

Timeshare

[@magmirian]

Timestamp?

[@jethromichaelmcnickelback]

@@magmirian 19:40

[@plushy_doctor2299]

@@anondimwit thanks, my ears are two little bitches :/

[@candycane_5086]

Jarvis has the kind of personality that would be perfect for playing a horror game

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

Try John Wolfe if you don't like a lot of clickbait screaming but like sarcasm and real reactions

[@harlequeenchannel]

Alternate title: Local Area Man Magic-8-Balls Himself Into Insanity

[@meatballbi4330]

"now it's all in my eyes" Jarvis as he rubs a shampoo bottle against his eyes

[@AresVisualsMeva]

Alexis’ hair gradually gets messier throughout the duration of this video and i think it perfectly lines up with the life hacks’ increasing convolutedness

[@Scrimblo]

Watching Jarvis hot glue sponges onto a headband with one hand taped to shampoo as he’s covered in soapy water with googly eyes staring distantly into the camera as a clock is the only decoration in-frame feels like a fever dream

[@pyt._zari_6094]

Jarvis: Burns himself with coffee Me: ✨That’s an awfully hot coffee pot✨

[@Larrina5555]

jarvis has been preparing for this magic eight ball hack his entire life

[@zenx3855]

Alexis looks like she’s having flashbacks in every frame she’s in.

[@yary281]

5:20 is perfect cuz you have the satisfaction of eating a hot pocket while pretending to be eren devouring the marleyans

[@pumpkinvici1858]

“ nothing in my eyes” Incredibly irritated eyes and proceeds to start crying*

[@amberlubig5463]

No word of a lie, yesterday I thought to myself “Jarvis hasn’t put out a life hacks vid in too long☹️” Get out of my head 😳

[@gracel1847]

@I Love Halloween no she said no word of a lie

[@kaimik137]

jArViS cAn ReAd MiNdS

[@santiustelive]

@@gracel1847 no word of a lie, your opinion is trash

[@amberlubig5463]

@I Love Halloween lol surprisingly no. I watched a random life hacks video who said “so many KZbinrs have done this” and then showed a montage and it had one of the old Jarvis ones so I thought that lol

[@amberlubig5463]

@@kaimik137 oooh next video idea 💡 lol

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*I think that talking ball Jarvis carried around* could’ve given him the advice to not torture himself like this.

[@lucifersatan4611]

Agreed.

[@caroldias5219]

Mr predicto was having too much fun for that

[@YujiUedaFan]

He stole it from Rocko's Modern Life.

[@jackdoyle7175]

Imagine you come home and see him with his hand taped to shampoo, eyes burning, shaking wet and with a headband with sponges on it

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

And then you go to get them a towel from the linen closet and there's googly eyes on the inside of the door staring at you 👀

[@justyouraveragewatarustan9283]

Watching a soaking wet Jarvis tape a bottle of shampoo to his hand has been the highlight of 2021 so far. Seriously though, how is this not on trending? P.S. thanks for all the likes! If this keeps up I'm gonna have to hot glue a sponge to my head to keep all these likes out of my eyes. P.P.S. *Well guys, we did it.*

[@whatdoahknow3173]

My mom asked my I was laughing! How do I explain this mad man!?

[@parkerg100]

Why is no one talking about how nice that hot pocket koozie is 😭

[@Noirlovelessrose]

That's the coolest drink cozy ever.

[@rucha4293]

nice pfp ahah

[@yunimn013]

Idk 😐

[@LaurenT3G]

I'm in love with the fact that he actually put googly eyes in the cabinet door to scare himself into closing it, proceeded to get scared of the cabinet door, and not close it anyway. That was probably the intention, but it's still hilarious.

[@broshelm]

"There's nothing in my eyes now!" yes, nothing but *tears of disappointment*

[@ohno6919]

Jarvis, clearly pained and with a look of regret in his eyes: "Life hack!"

[@peeelan]

“I’m wet and can’t die” is my new favorite sentence

[@blubirby]

"I'm wet and can't die" -Jarvis, 2021

[@aves3901]

i think he said he can die

[@cbz5283]

That's what she said

[@snakewithapen5489]

Axolotls:

[@grim1044]

@@aves3901 he said can

[@aves3901]

@@grim1044 yea thats what im sayin lol

[@emmareynolds1976]

I really enjoyed the fact that he cut the ice cream vertically

[@jmarshal]

Jarvis is the absurdist comedy we deserve in the 20’s.

[@kerrysasmr]

How about hot gluing your hangers to your coats;Boom; Never lose your hangers to your closet again...

[@CookieKillers]

This is jarvis’s slow decent into insanity

[@UOUPv2]

"I'm not about to super glue to my hand." Hmm, sounds like somebody doesn't want me to subscribe followed by hitting the bell icon, leaving a comment and possibly even liking the video.

[@foopfoop8611]

Jarvis: puts googley eyes on cabinets so people will close them. Also Jarvis: doesn’t close the cabinet

[@qwerty_and_azerty]

11:55 “I don’t have all day, and I would like a nut.” It’s called a quickie, my friend.

[@gabbismith]

this is the comment i was searching for

[@brib6046]

I was worried the glass was going to fall and shatter. Does anyone know where he got his “Just Be Kind” pullover?

[@Phazyne]

Mayfair. It costs $108 before taxes. Lol, hopefully you can find it somewhere cheaper.

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

I was sad he put it on that shirt like put it on a throwaway shirt

[@silasreed1]

@@caffeinatedkatie4696 the Velcro is removable, it has a sticky backing

[@brib6046]

@@Phazyne thank you!

[@Rawfrogs]

The pained "lifehack" after taking a sip of scalding hot coffee? That's perfection. Thanks Jarvis

[@iniyama2]

looking forward to the "just shake the ball" merch edit: with the cup holder included, of course

[@maxdecember7485]

“Don’t try this at home. I’m wet and *can* die” -Jarvis Johnson

[@PaullyRobots]

I'm watching a man hot glue two sponges to a headband while having a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand.

[@callie_klugyy]

The fact that he cut the ice cream container VERTICALLY made me irrationally uncomfortable lmfao

[@Distant_Memory]

Y'all the pain Jarvis puts himself through for our entertainment smh 🤧 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he did an entire craft with shampoo in his eyes??

[@decm3_727]

And also drank burning hot coffee 😂

[@facelessdrone]

His eyes aren't red, so that proves to me that he used the kind that doesn't sting your eyes, or doesn't have lye water.

[@lilylily2069]

Never thought we would get a weird ass Jarvis shower scene.😂😂😂😂

[@devent10n]

Jarvis, reading instructions Me: put it in the microwave for 2 minutes Jarvis: don't pretend you know I feel chastised

[@andrewloris3209]

3: 20 if multiple

[@ebels3]

@@andrewloris3209 bad time stamp...

[@andrewloris3209]

@@ebels3 whoops a daisy

[@RedSpicyKiwi]

@@ebels3 😂 I think he meant cooking time

[@hayley534]

All these poor bisexuals falling in love with Jarvis AND Alexis at the same time. And by "poor bisexuals" I mean me.

[@lillianmcevoy9014]

Same here!!

[@traditionalnative]

Gods literally same tho

[@hahafunny1317]

I am both poor and bisexual so I can relate 100% 💀💀💀

[@jofawkes]

110% accurate

[@madsstokes]

My entire life.

[@nihaalkesarwani]

“And that kids, is how peanuts are born.”