The WORST Most BRILLIANT Movie Ever- On Deadly Ground

[@martinzissou11]

The clapping game is one of the most intense and profound scenes ever put on film.

[@chromenewt]

You could have referred to his trouser revolver as "Forest's Stump"

[@glowing571]

It's hilarious that Seagal can only manage to kick chest height by climbing on to a table first 🤣

[@BigArnieNumeroUno]

Flying knee kick

[@afrog2666]

@@BigArnieNumeroUno Sounds like some anti gravity sht considering who we`re talking about.

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

His kick is better than Van Damme's helicopter kick, wavy hands down

[@BigArnieNumeroUno]

Sensei buffet stalker has smashed many shins with his mighty kicks.

[@AlanpittsS2b]

So Sensei puts out the fire by blowing up the entire place??

[@Likynis]

Thank you Steven Seagal for your movies. This has to be one of two places where I can say this unironically. Here and on Space Ice.

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

I really like Space Ice but my heart is here coz I found Seagalism first

[@Alan-yak55m]

@@Tomohawk-e1nsame. Space ice is funny but big daddy really gets his hog polished around here exactly as he deserves

[@stirgy4312]

This is it. THIS was the turning point... Where, watching this in the theater, Me and my friend slowly turned and looked at each other. "Oh no... No... this. Bad. Yeah, This fūçking sucks! WOW..." Not Under Siege seagal at. ALL. Thanks for bringing me back to that awful awful day 😩

[@AlanpittsS2b]

What was so popular about under siege? I’ve never watched it I just kind of always put it in with all the other big daddy saggy nuts movies. Now that I watch so many people bag on him I don’t know if it would matter if I watched it or not I would still laugh. I do hear a lot of people say that was a better movie than others

[@stirgy4312]

@@AlanpittsS2b it was a decent action movie, die hard style. Even Executive Decision was good too - mainly because Seagal dies in it LOL

[@AlanpittsS2b]

@ damn I didn’t know big papa would allow himself to be taken out in any movie. I’m sure that shit wouldn’t fly now days lol

[@chrisbg99]

R. Lee Ermey, Michael Caine and John McGinley amongst others must have been getting a hell of a paycheck to participate in this garbage.

[@OveToranger]

Nah, back then sensei Slick Pants was big screen name movie-thing...looking back...oy vey !

[@hastyone9048]

Sensai candied yams…😂 Your vast range of hilarious Segal monikers are brilliant,

[@porkfang]

I feel sooo bad for Michael Cain, and now that I'm older i LOVE his straight to "DVD" movie releases. Seagal was smart, who needs the headaches of movie theaters and box office sales?

[@jamesjohnson9388]

What’s even worse is Lee Ermey having to suck off Seagal, even being the one real badass Marine on set.

[@afrog2666]

Caine* But yes, I agree, you can almost hear his internal screams, I mean, he was in The Eagle Has Landed, then he was in the Seagul Has Farted..

[@AlanpittsS2b]

Don’t insult our lord and savior big daddy wrinkle nuts

[@porkfang]

@alanluscombe8a553 Who is insulting? I love Steven Seagal and I let him cum in my heart and spluge my sins away...

[@gmdnoob8954]

The name is accurate bcs anyone standing between him and cookies is on deadly ground

[@kevinramsey417]

The pompousness, the self-righteousness, the verbal bullshido. This was not a movie, it was the birth of Big Daddy. The evolution of Steven Seagal into his final form. This wasn't just a vanity project it was a STEVEN SEAGAL vanity project and it was GLORIOUS. Thank you. Paul.

[@josepha3805]

Well spoken sir.

[@katthefantastic]

Thank you Paul!!!🍪🍪🍪

[@70Slinger]

HA!, Yes, Thank you Paul. 😆

[@funkymonk2254]

Thank You Paul.🫶🏻

[@GiacomoSorbi]

His final form had to be rounder; but the rest was there, like a proto-super Saiyan!

[@Shiva-y8m]

R.I.P. Drill Sargeant. Thank you for your service. This movie wasn’t your best choice but at least your scenes were golden.

[@chrisbg99]

Gunny always killed it no matter what he did.

[@afrog2666]

Gunny brought the same game wherever he went, and it wasn`t a game.. He`s the kind of guy that would drink a can of gasoline just so he could piss on your campfire!

[@bryangrim6021]

“Let’s all polish Forrest’s knob!” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I had NO IDEA Billy Bob Thornton was in this until you said that. My mind is blown. I've only ever seen the more modern version of him

[@petemarron6677]

That's where he jumped the shark for me.

[@steves1112000]

Any time you see a semi big name Star in one of these 90's Segal movies, you just know they're doing court ordered service.

[@Humongous420]

Fun fact: Sensei Seagal demanded they put that scene in the end with him preaching 😂 It was his big moment being an environmentalist

[@katthefantastic]

This is what happens when you destroy the planet! 😆

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

Fun fact: That scene was apparently A LOT longer - like 20, 30 minutes. The Studio simply refused to release the movie, if Seagal didn't cut most of out, as he was going completely off the deep end.

[@porkfang]

@@Humongous420 Fun Fact #2 Steven was the most praised guest on SNL, and they SNL "today" beg and plead him to come back.

[@AlanpittsS2b]

Big papa is glorious

[@afrog2666]

Michael Caine reading the line "very impressive Forest, as always", might have LOOKED ok, but if you look closely, you can see a real actor`s pain reading that line while looking at steven "I totally didn`t sht myself" segal..

[@afrog2666]

The lack of capital letters and misspelling is intentional.

[@doublep1980]

@ 8:24 that's Sven-Ole Thorsen getting hit in the throat for real, by Sensei Seagull. Sven is an iconic stuntman, who has appeared in dozens of movies, If you grow up in the 80's/90's/00's watching action movies, you definitely know his face. He has appeared in pretty much all the classic Arnold movies ( they were buddies from Arnie's bodybuilding days), was in Collateral, several JCVD movies, Gladiator you name it. According to an interview of him, Seagull punched him in the throat for real and they had to hospitalize him. (Keep in mind, he's a former bodybuilder, professional stuntman & trained in Karate & Judo.) Seagull never apologized or paid his hospital bill. To quote Sven: "He's one of the most unprofessional people I've ever worked with and treated everybody on set like sh*t."

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

Sound like everybody who ever had the bad fortune of working with Seagal.

[@SirLittleWolfsDen]

My grandpa was in that, RIP Irvin Brink

[@Ambertah]

Just want to say ‘Thank you’ for this top notch content. Always makes my day.

[@MadJens0]

No one calls Seagull a cupcake! He may demand some food in compensation 😂

[@leeinoregon1326]

How did that not win an Oscar? Thank you, Paul.

[@sirrogerjalbert]

The planet only has 10 years left

[@anthonyparkinson4517]

Critical Drinker doing a Live deep-dive on ODG right now! You lead, he followed!

[@travisdean8794]

Big Papa Pork Pistol at his best.

[@matthewhopkins666]

Michael Caine famously would accept any role that paid especially at that time.

[@grrfy]

Yeah, I'm sure his mum got a really nice house.

[@porkfang]

@@matthewhopkins666 Like Jaws4.

[@raycavazos8927]

Dude kept calling him Squanto. My favorite is still Scott the Giant Dick from South Park calling the Eskimos Ice B×aners lol.

[@dunngyllite7883]

Rumour has it, that the title is not "On Deadly Ground" but in fact "Onndad Leekhround" which is Innuit for "He, who will become double he in the future".

[@KING-KLOWDY]

I use to have this vhs hidden in my collection. One time I had a surgery I was laid up for months with nothing to do. I watched this movie….the very next time I got some shrooms (not long) I watched it again. Way better the second time lol

[@Bishop228]

I grew up watching all these awful Seagal movies. I always appreciated the “grab some random guy by the arm & throw the dude head first into a working jukebox & break the glass” stuff. In this movie I fully expected for Seagal to randomly come across a working jukebox out in the open in the snow & him throwing a guy through it.

[@MC7791]

So Seagal inspired Thunberg? Amazing

[@omerta316]

The long pause was Sensei forgot his line

[@JohnLeePedimore]

The beginning of the movie is taken from another movie called The Hellfighters in 1968 with John Wayne.

[@Alexander-ur5tf]

I love this channel. Steven Segal, I can’t praise this man enough. He is my favorite actor, a king of improv and a role model for all men around the world. His life is the perfect blueprint on how to be a Good Man, especially when there is Fire Down Below and you need a Perfect Weapon.

[@funkymonk2254]

Forrest Chump saves the day.

[@matthewotremba9230]

8:27. Segal taught him that Kick

[@ahhamartin]

Only movie I ever went to where they shut down the projector and refunded my ticket because I was the only one in the theater..

[@chaiwallah69]

I actually paid money to watch this shit movie in a theater.

[@huggernaut55]

I love this movie...he literally fights big oil and it's so amazingly stupid

[@DensilGrant]

It's funny how people make fun of Seagal and praise Dwayne Johnson who has the same ego and is a garbage actor.

[@Madhatter.1]

Hit it out of the park again with this 1. I also watch all the ads 😉 every little helps. My Farang brother 🙌🏻

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

This! This right here was the movie that inspired people who are now members of the Just stop oil stupidity movement

[@BigArnieNumeroUno]

This is the moment Big Daddy ascended to greatness

[@AdrianKidd1985]

How many racial roots does master pancakes have? Like he's native American, Russian, Portuguese, half wolf, probably cheetah too since he runs super fast... He's Batman in a sugar coat. Master of disguise.

[@coolbreeze3793]

Don’t forget that period in the 90’s when Steven was half Jamaican.

[@lukewright9031]

He's also blaaaack

[@gehteuchnixan4156]

R. Lee Ermey was in this as well??? Poor ol' gunny xDDD

[@lukewright9031]

Sloppy gummy love 😂😂

[@adrianstevens9747]

Did segal threaten to snatch michael caines birthday if he refused to be in it

[@jamesm0075]

Sinsai canned ham? Or candied yams?

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Every time Sensei Seagull breathes, 15 trees die, and 400 random birds fall from the sky

[@MartinLovasz-r7r]

Not a cigar but cigarillo.

[@70Slinger]

I saw this in the theaters when I was in my 20's. I felt so bad taking my girlfriend at the time to see it. As I explained to her it was gonna be a bad ass action movie. This was at the point for me I realized Sensei Sausage fingers had really jumped the shark, and went all "I'm everyone's child" mamby pamby bullshit. "I need time" Just so fucking cringe, as the kids say.

[@ggj666]

His Sharpie hairline :o)

[@GasolineBoots]

Dr. Perry Cox (scrubs) is the only Dr. i trust. Well….maybe Dr. Pepper..

[@josemarti6896]

STEVEN CIGAR 💨

[@aklockmannable]

Hilarious as always 😂👍

[@hillside21]

Did Seagal make Caine wear dark contact lenses so he'd look more evil?

[@xKeyro]

Seagalism changed my life ❤

[@AlanpittsS2b]

I love watching this channel and space ice channel. If you haven’t seen it go check it out it’s incredible. I love knowing people spend time in their day just so we can all bag on big daddy wrinkle nuts

[@geekuyl6942]

The beauty of saving the environment with blowing up an refinery. Mother nature was so happy.

[@jarodmasci3445]

Has anyone ever identified the lady dancing spastically at the end? I like to call her "The Flopper". May Seagal bless you all, brothers

[@bicivelo]

“Sloppy gummy love” 😅😅😅😅

[@justahuman8790]

Imagine the casting couch auditions

[@randyhavard6084]

Big papa poo-pants is trying to save the planet

[@arnicus208]

The answer to the question about the speech? Yes

[@markiangooley]

Michael Caine has spent most of his career acting in virtually anything with relatively comfortable conditions and enough pay…

[@jcmac7709]

Love me some “Thank You Paul”.

[@porkfang]

@jcmac7709 Thank you Paul.

[@viktormogilin307]

That’s the highest kick in any sensei panda Bullshido movie without a stunt double EVER 👍🏻🙏🏻🐼

[@5HlNOBI]

Sensei Tender T!ts making a difference with climax change.

[@Goofydownrange]

I plan on getting the biggest petrol burning car I can find…..

[@hydrogreen1111]

Thank God I didn't waste an hour and a half of my life watching this "movie?"

[@afwr209]

Dear all sweet innocence in the universe Segal AND Caine in the same movie? Glass half full at least they weren't in separate ones at that time.

[@robpelick7460]

The movie that effectively ended Steven Seagal's Hollywood career.

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Maenpo stick fighting.... you should look it up 😂

[@gandalainsley6467]

I remember when I was a kid I liked Steven's movies but even then I disliked this movie. His whole speech about essence of a man made me cringe really hard. I think it might have traumatized me because that is the only thing I remember from this movie.

[@Cheka__]

I wanna rent this movie just to see all those hot eskimo cans.

[@attiasprouse682]

Man, I’m so glad I am a part of this because who else is so awesome and always correct about everything other than S. Seagal? BTW, the cHiLd at the end afraid of having enough food? That’s the benefit of global warming: more land. More land allows more crops and more animals to raise. There are eight billion people on this planet currently. If there are more people and there’s more land and more water but less ice, the more land and more water will support the lives of those people instead of the hostile colder climates.

[@Alan_GA]

I see Sensei was the first EV evangelist

[@immikeurnot]

Combat Wombat? Have you been reading Kelly Grayson books? If you haven't, you should.

[@kilgoretrout9725]

YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!

[@therabbit8164]

Big daddy method actor 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesm0075]

HOW DARE YOU

[@WanArk86]

On Deadly Ground was one of more... ironic chapter in the gospel of Seagal imo.

[@paulnewman2778]

Sorry, but I enjoyed his movies in the 80s and 90s. The theaters were packed and people always cheered during the fight scenes

[@DreadPirateMorgan-z8u]

The bar redneck is Mike Starr, who has been in a ton of great movies like Goodfellas, Miller’s Crossing, and Dumb & Dumber, and is still acting today. Losing a slap fight to Big Daddy Wombat was a great career move

[@shaheemahmed9932]

This has Space Ice vibes

[@porkfang]

@@shaheemahmed9932 Same God, Different Religion.

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

Sensei saddlesores must've watched Frasier to come out with "ja june" or however tf you spell it

[@maxserver3985]

the use of jejune in a Seagal movie is so odd it brings a smile and chuckle.

[@killakap1875]

Don't ever disrespect the Sensie, he is still my Idol, he has the best run better than the T-100

[@AlaskaSlay]

Make a T-shirt that says........ Thank you Paul

[@senseiseagal1983]

It already exists

[@1970DAH]

I bet the younger Seagalians love the censoring fails.

[@destroyerarmor]

That USAS-12 is the only good thing about that movie

[@marcusmiller5443]

So, I reckon I won't be getting the shirt...

[@senseiseagal1983]

Hey mate. I had a delay with the printer but good to go. Shirts on their way today. 🤞🤞

[@richiet6381]

I really hope you see this, sir… I just wanted you to know that after this butt plug Seagal has to be Vin Diesel… Throughout the fast and furious franchise his performance. I don’t know if it’s because that’s what they want from him but it seems like he gets more and moreuptight and every time he speaks it’s like he’s taking a massive shit… Please give me a thumbs up if you agree, sir. Thank you so much for your material. We love it.

[@senseiseagal1983]

I found Richie. Are you The infamous Richie? Why did you do Bobby Lupo? Thanks mate. Appreciate the kind words. I also have a vid about Vin Diesel. Check it out

[@MasterSzz]

Well he wasn't lying about the oil companies and people can hate on him for many reasons but this shouldn't be one of them. Plus the movie wasn't that terrible but it wasn't that great either but it is 1000 times better than almost any of his movies made after the year 2000.

[@mackcummy4976]

and making EV batteries isn't much less polluting.

[@BitOfBoth]

who dat 4:39 ?

[@dorothycatgirl1497]

Old slap nuts at it again

[@Goofydownrange]

Steven Cigar

[@bradsmith9526]

He should fight gerta

[@snootdingo9365]

Trolling Greta Thunberg, the greatest lover of natural nature since John Denver? "How dare you!" Lol! Answer me this Sensei, what is the purpose of the "fringe" on Big Daddy's jacket? He reminds me of a woman from the 70s who chain smoked.

[@antfrancis9941]

Yeah, but what's the BEST Steven Seagal movie EVER?? 😂