The Worst Music on the Internet

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[@2short463]

*I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR CRAFT*

[@casper6405]

Mother I have no desire for the craft

[@bignibba2055]

Mommy... I.... I don't wany anymore kra- *" EAT IYT NOW HONEY. EAT THE KRAFT"*

[@genyo210]

the profile pic really adds something to it

[@zcurridor_q_r_td680]

they sound like Morgz...

[@dyztroyax4628]

Kraft. When you have to eat yet another box of mac n cheese during quarantine.

[@VodooWitchDoctor]

BionicPig: *breathes* Elvis: *dying from laughter*

[@shock77772]

When you're on Day 32 of self quarantine and you have to eat yet another box of Mac n cheese.... "I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR KRAFTTTTT"

[@laundrybasketgamers]

shock777 I lost that desire before quarantine haha

[@TR-hy9pn]

I will never have the desire to stop eating mac n cheese

[@sammyunknown8300]

Why did you let the flame die ???

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

That was a great joke well done 👍

[@blackscreenscreen6961]

Day 32... I miss tha first months of quarantine

[@dragotized969]

3:30 *How did she break her E guitar string that's the most durable string of the whole set*

[@romannoodle9122]

probably throwing it at her ex husband paul

[@Gatorade69]

Meth.

[@ewan80]

Maybe she is vampire? Oops, wrong KZbin comment section...

[@craicrat246]

Autism

[@lunarian9877]

Craic Rat wow, clever

[@veggiemonkie5041]

That last one made me feel like I was hallucinating

[@lewisbaitup6352]

The last one was a bad trip

[@jayblader-justvibin9443]

Those girls with exaggerated facial expressions look like Morgz children

[@sammymoeyy0707]

BlazingTiger -Just vibin Yea ya didnt know? He also has SIX children and the all have exaggerated face expressions

[@Dunnay48]

my dumb sister watches their channel and its painful they are called "the norris nuts" end me

[@MiniFriesProductions]

@@Dunnay48 ik same dude, I keep telling her that they are clickbait and cringe but she don’t listen

[@Omnibushido-]

@@MiniFriesProductions Please tell me they grew out of it lmao

[@spinning_dogs7295]

I feel like the first song is just a modern version of Friday

[@bloodyhaze2844]

Yeah but the girl I'm this video actually sings okay

[@Segagens]

Friday is a modern song.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Sounds like someone dosed Friday with Paper Planes. Not the worst, but it's getting yeeted into the uncanny valley for reasons.

[@UKEDNHAT7]

@@viscountrainbows6452 holy crap that's what song I thought it sounded like

[@sakireverse5622]

That’s what i deadass thought it was at first

[@jennifertrandafir]

Corey Feldman is the KING of bad music. He is Tommy Wiseau's musician cousin.

[@regan.8077]

He's also a long time rape victim.

[@jennifertrandafir]

@@manpersonguyman5577 You're a Melon fan like me!

[@jennifertrandafir]

@@regan.8077 I actually searched Corey Feldman on KZbin and the first thing that came up was a documentary about that.

[@regan.8077]

@@jennifertrandafir yeah. It's crazy what happened.

[@samanthagerbrandt7543]

Regan. What does that have to do with his bad music?

[@serviceboi5060]

My ears have been permanently blown out of my skull. Help.

[@DestielSnot]

It's probably for the better.

[@serviceboi5060]

But it hurts.

[@gforce07]

Bro ur profile n profile pic is perfect

[@serviceboi5060]

Thank you.

[@michaelbell4610]

Mine went out at 0:01 with pig's greeting

[@quietvalerie1]

I think Bacon is fancy and Alien is comfy.

[@awwgrassyass9857]

The way the little girls talk reminds me of Morgz

[@casper6405]

They are like little girl versions of morgz Those are words I never thought would be together

[@sammymoeyy0707]

Olivia Gall *It's official they are morgaz children*

[@lucg.4130]

Same

[@rear5118]

Burn Britain down. All of it.

[@theluckypepsi3277]

Morgz mum

[@albedox6428]

I love how the SImp guy's glasses are above his eyes.

[@exosus.]

Bro first I see you on an Anxiety War video, now here, and I'm pretty sure you also watch Poof. Stop following me holy fuck I need an adult.

[@crunchevo8974]

Ah yes that's the issue

[@playwonderwall]

The gold lady is just crackhead Stevie Nicks

[@virginitaq]

Gold dust woman

[@mothmads]

when stevie stopped cocaine to take crack

Omg Michael

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

@ nice pfp

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

*I think the simp one was supposed to be bad*

[@huskytzu7709]

Me: “such a bad song. Who listens to these?” Also me: “i like fancy, she likes comfy. I like fancy, she likes comfy...”

[@Username-wh2ij]

No.

[@bignibba2055]

Comfy

[@gayforkatekane2.0]

it's not fancy it's *"fanc y y E y"*

[@notme5501]

Not gonna lie it's kinda a bop

[@graceyboi69]

huskytzu no, baby, no 😐

[@persephone.rincon]

corey feldman makes me cry everytime i see him near music.

[@Marlilijntjeeh]

bionic starting with a cough, "aRe U oKaY?"

[@saintazepam]

Guys Pig's icon is slightly smaller than Elvis' and I can't stop stressing over it, can you please fix it

[@bigchungus810]

What are u on? 😂

[@Lexishness2010]

He is just further away.

[@r.e.holding]

The bacon extends just a little farther than the rocket fire- and the top is just a hair higher... I see it 😂😂

[@PapiSnugAF]

@@Lexishness2010 wtf is the difference

[@heenii8663]

Thanks now I can't unsee it..

[@alexandersarchives9615]

You wanna know what made my day?... “HELLLOEVERYBODYWELCOMEBAYACK!!!”

[@ryanwilliams9712]

These guys REALLY need to start a podcast.

[@p6n7l]

true that

[@benshapiroeatscrack8865]

They have now!

[@paulfloyd951]

Every episode would end in 10 minutes after Pig has seen enough internet for one day.

[@jamie7168]

7:52 ohh no... Is arc music factory back in the music business again..

[@apolloparkway9532]

The sisters are Australian but it confuses me so much bc they call it the "mall" but we dont call it a mall, we call it a "shopping centre" or (more commonly) "the shops", I've never heard of an Aussie calling it the mall. This is completely irrelevant but I felt the need to point that out 😂

[@tr1f1ght3r]

"This is better than Gabbie Hanna" had me crying 😂

[@randomfriends145]

when it comes to choosing between being comfy or fancy, there are many pros and cons. In this essay, I will-

[@prankonic4735]

This must be an extremely long essay to be taking a year to write

[@P3tr4..]

I'm kinda dissapointed because BionicPig didn't reveal if he likes being fancy or comfy. Please tell me I need to know.

[@mrmoth2487]

ngl the simp song is lowkey a banger

[@onewaytriggames8832]

Big facts!!! I'm banging this out the whip everyday from now on

[@AtChiaPet]

Time to pop my eardrums. It’s not like I needed them anyways

[@ricksahuman]

Fancy or comfy?

[@bdl2157]

I am a retail worker, so it’ll help me to not hear the Karens, Sharons, and their bratty kids

[@hiropon2985]

i'll be having the shittiest, weirdest day and then chuck one of these videos on and be instantly laughing. thanks you two, love this shit.

[@zarasyed883]

the second one looked like matilda's mom

[@aerielblair8333]

Oh my god she totally does!! Hahahaha!

[@Synthia17]

While they're fancy and comfy I want to be dead.

[@hellothere5871]

First video: *ears bled* Second video: *eyes bled* Third video: *soul bled*

[@sophie____]

They're like *really* expressive with their mouths...

[@jeehimself8063]

I like to be comfy while looking fancy

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Choose one

[@moraelity]

The person who did the simp song is a sort of commentary channel, so it’s prolly a joke. Also the two girls being different song is about two twins being very different

[@josephperna2081]

8:12 lmaooo he turned it up but I immediately turned my phone down 🤣🤣🤣

[@logicalhuman249]

That guy wanted to be michael jackson so bad😂😂😂

[@ewan80]

That was Corey Feldman, he's Michael's ex bf.

[@constantine8547]

@@ewan80 no he isn't

[@hxnna3517]

My ears were not prepared and i now have a headache from listening to this so called "music"

[@y0691]

These songs take me one step closer to cancer 😔

[@irishjoe2941]

You wanna see my beetle collection? I have AIDS now..

[@otlayr3030]

I've already died bruh.

[@Lexishness2010]

"I don't want it."

[@_The_Worst_]

Ooooooooo❗❗❗ Rainy Savage was slayin' it, yo...💯✔

[@aikpras]

The sisters actually look and sound like Morgz Mum. I wonder if they're related.

[@krimsonklaww611]

Between fancy and comfy, I prefer whichever one is closer to me laying in bed contemplating the existential dread building in my soul till I fall asleep then wake up in the morning tired, thirsty, and with the sudden urge to go back to sleep.

[@skyhigh5760]

7:50 ''oeh little girl's, nice start'' - elvis the alien 2020

[@missandry420]

My boyfriend showed me the Corey Feldman one lol

[@Miguel-bd6xq]

Your boyfriend is my boyfriend

[@Ratty_Mask]

@@Miguel-bd6xq it's OUR boyfriend

[@Miguel-bd6xq]

@@Ratty_Mask * *Russian anthem plays* *

[@lucigutz]

Comfy and Fancy 💅

[@God-iz3of]

I feel like the song "fuck with it" could've been good, but it wasn't

[@otlayr3030]

Yo God, one question...why haven't you ended us already? Just please...end it all.

[@rainythesavage7311]

thanks for the free advertisement 😏 bumped my views hella, it do be rainy when I’m around 🙂

[@AlfredSoul]

If what they were wearing was what in their world is considered "fancy", then no, I really am not fancy.

[@NiceArgumentSenator]

*oMg i WaS aCtuAllY fIrSt*

[@user-jo9ow9hb2b]

Are those girls Morgz's sisters?

[@aerielblair8333]

Morgz' Australian sisters, yes.

[@HekatieSquires]

Oh god... those sisters are from an Australian (I think) family channel my sisters watch... I believe their dad has some experience in music production?

[@phantomripple0230]

Yeah I think their called the norris nuts my sister also watches them

[@p6n7l]

doesn t seem like they have any experience in music production

[@Idontknow-dh9ns]

No i watch them and there dads a swim coach

[@TopHatTim123]

My sister also watches them. They are Ok, but their music is cringey.

[@sammymoeyy0707]

If ya ask me..they are good..but I don't think music is the way they wanna go...also the girl with the brown hair is 15 years old and the girl with the blondish hair is 11 or somethin like that but if you compare the brown haired girl to the 14 year old they are......*different*

[@waltzingmousegaming4785]

me: My singing is okay, I guess people in vid: sing better than me *oof*

[@Desiree917us]

I love this channel OMG please keep going with this channel.

[@Danker_Things]

Aye Mateo man, wake up man, c'mon You over there asleep, but I'm lit right now man, get up! What? Get up! What? Boy get up because I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! I'm so lit right now, your life is so borin', ayy Why y'all sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin', ayy I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that wet, wet Makin' hits right now, I swear we up next, next Lit up in France, and in Europe Countin' big bands on the tour bus All the girls go crazy off that reverse I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! They say, "Ayo, why you always wearing Bape, man?" Call up Big Ape 'cause I'm little ape man Boppin', multiply by 3 times 8 man I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! They say, "Teo, why Medusa all up on you?" In Barbados eating sushi like I'm Kung Fu Thought I couldn't do it well, I guess I fooled you I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! For my real bros, we up next, yeah I rock real gold on my neck, yeah We got real goals, let's get a check, yeah I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! I'm so lit right now, your life is so borin', ayy Why y'all sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin', ayy I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that wet, wet Makin' hits right now, I swear we up next, next Lit up in France, and in Europe Countin' big bands on the tour bus All the girls go crazy off that reverse I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! Hop up in the Jag, flexin' on my haters Diamonds from France plus all my meals catered I like my foreign women, all flavors I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, (yeah yeah) I'm so lit right now (I'm so lit) Brrrt, brrrt, brrrt, please don't call right now (please don't call me) Brrrt, brrrt, brrrt, I'm with your chick right now (I'm with your chick) I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! We so lit, whip like this We so lit, drop like this We so lit, we so lit I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh! I'm so lit right now, your life is so borin', ayy Why y'all sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin', ayy I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that wet, wet Makin' hits right now, I swear we up next, next Lit up in France, and in Europe Countin' big bands on the tour bus All the girls go crazy off that reverse I'm so lit right now Okay, okay, okay, ugh!

[@soupman4315]

Danker Things thanks

[@fathertime2439]

I needed this

[@ahunt8992]

The fact that I share a continent with the Norris nuts just haunts me.

[@aerielblair8333]

Continent..? Dude... Try sharing a **country** with Jay Station, and then maybe you can complain lol

[@whitejayz4655]

“No desire to craft” she then later says she “minecraft is her nominee” heresy and lies she can’t be trusted

[@pup3ndo444]

good thing seeing papa yock here 4:45

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

I liked it better when you guys had random faces as your profile pics. But that being said, I love this channel it’s hilarious

[@maxwellvindman7212]

My head now hurts, thanks

[@fearofthechippan]

“i HaVe No DeSiRe FoR cRaFt” made me seek out this song just to see if it was real

[@aiden-sy3ex]

thank you for a new subreddit to follow

[@blacksunshine7122]

Guys guys guys the fancy comfy one had me cringing so hard that I needed yall to pull me back down to earth.

[@thegreenbabypodcast5306]

*hEwLLooah EbarYbodaY WaLcoOm bAacKH*

[@CWM-xl8ki]

I totally didn’t realise that Americans didn’t talk like that. I’d say “I wanna go shops” rather then “I want to go to the shops”. Or “I’m going shops” That’s like a shit lode more work to talk in proper English. Thanks for joining me on exploring my west mids accent.

[@neridia]

As someone who's not a native speaker those accents are very confusing (and I would probably barely be able to understand anything in real life), but I like how unique they sound. That feeling when you've spent so many years learning proper British English, but people speak however they like. xD Btw, I hope you're doing alright during these rough times. My uni has been closed for 2 weeks now.

[@aerielblair8333]

@@neridia Where are you from?

[@queendiamond770]

Wait that second lady, I think she's the one that keeps uploading her own videos on r/delusionalartists lol

[@MadYockChannel]

Please everyone have some respect and stand for your simp national anthem !!

[@wack5416]

King

[@reneestowers6462]

Yeah there literally little kids

[@kevinoconnor7439]

Fancy...no, comfy. No wait fancy...dammit! I cant decide!

[@hammeredllama]

8:00 this song here has made me loose the desire to have children of my own

[@huggleskuishy]

My two favorite review channels have one joined channel? Sign me the fuck up.

[@Lyxatrian]

when you hear him choke on his bacon in the intro you know its gonna be good

[@HarryToeface]

that last one, you made me rip my own eyeballs out...now im blind typing? am i spelling all of this right?

[@mzadro7]

7:51 *CANCELED*

[@bandersnatchbeauty9692]

Comfy, and fancy. I can do both.

[@jhonnymark7581]

I actually like how some of these are better than TikTok.

[@Al42069]

I was not prepared for the second one, at all

[@itsy-bitsyspider]

it's a good thing that i'm already deaf on one ear due to a cold

[@rfhextra]

I like to be fancy.

[@punkybrewstar83]

I am both comfy and fancy

[@taylordavison6849]

I'm dying inside, and all I see are demons.

[@spunkymushrooms]

You guys should watch some Snog Marry Avoid

[@CHloE748]

How did i not hear about this channel?!!?? This is literally like my dream channel wtf

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

4:57 that guy sounds disturbingly like Oney.

[@Thurston86]

I bought up all the toilet paper in my city. I still got covid-19.

[@god2593]

The gold lady is just the mom from Meet the Fockers.

[@brandymcnamee9936]

When you aim for Jojo Siwa but land somewhere between Morgz and Robin Sparkles...

[@Bobert403]

Morgz cloned himself into two girls to hit a new demographic

[@miajmosley]

I HAVE NO DESIRE CrAFT

[@Syine]

The first one is legit same quality as most music in that genre.

[@slackyslap4169]

“Are you comfy or fancy?” Me: no

[@ModernMedusa]

Comfy AND fancy 👌🏻👏🏻

[@DestielSnot]

I remember years ago trying to make remixes...

[@xTwistedxRagex]

being fancy makes me comfy.

[@applejacks8160]

Those Australian Muppets don’t need to be on camera

[@Ottepeg89]

I like to be comfortably fancy.

[@TurtleRhythm]

I was expecting more Arc music factory hits

[@Merjedmedia]

I have some more bad music for anyone who wants to listen. Look up bob and bev and find their cover of love shack. Thank me later lol

[@shleegaming]

Comfy.

[@oneandonlyraymond5828]

bro this honestly slaps ngl

[@DragicaOfficial]

one day, I hope to make it on the alienbacon podcast, and it will all be worth it

[@GuildingMoonlight]

My eardrums have exploded