Trisha Paytas Horrible Poetry

[@streifendemon1089]

I wrote a better poem in second grade and I ended it with "but it was all a dream."

[@trppstar]

Used to read word up magazine

[@Dastardly_Duo]

@@trppstar Salt and Pepper and Heavy D up in the limousine

[@somethingrandom6606]

But it was all a dream

[@Bixen_Bings]

Ok

[@ryanboscoe9670]

Shouldn't have taken that ketamine

[@lezaanvanwyk9202]

So basically poetry to Trish... Is every 12yold emo girls diary? *OK*

[@Rovalowy]

OK

[@malice_macabre]

Nah trust me, emo kids still have better writing than her chedhjdj

[@honeysickle]

Lol

[@StarCoordinate594]

OK

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

Ok

[@selindasdemir9887]

i mean not gonna lie, her poetry is better than Gabbie Hanna's lol

[@ill-fatedantidote]

Yes

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Yeah, atleast she kind of rhymes and there's some flow to it

[@blueberrymeat4581]

@@hunter9506 I mean yeah i compare the burning diarrhea shit to normal shits

[@rachmaninovwasemo2313]

Literally what I was just about to say.

[@gatotriste1573]

I feel proud when I take a monumental shit

[@niamhlawson1941]

Please talk about amberlyn Reid. She fits the "people love a trainwreck" quota

[@maekermit9836]

Niamh Lawson I would love to watch them destroy her

[@usn_f_455]

YES PLEASE

[@firstnamelastname8525]

PLEASEEEEE

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Trisha: "I call this poem, Bold and Brash" Everyone: "More like it belongs in the trash"

[@ligma1196]

Yessir

[@davidandersson4405]

Man thats deep 😳

[@Milkshakemolester]

@@DarkWestern man u got the whole squad laughing....

[@fucapsych]

That rhymes, when are you publishing your book?

[@ara4430]

Bold and Brash? More like Gross and Trash :^)

[@mattiedyess9817]

When elvis reads he reminds me of an episode of rick and morty, where they are on a planet that 'purges' and morty has to sit and listen to that guy's short story. Am I the only one?

[@middlemesser3735]

Mattie Dyess I was searching for someone who noticed that same thing

[@themia9001]

Yeah i can see that

[@guitar_jero]

11:41

[@dcham041]

Yup

[@MarcAlcatraz]

No one: Trisha: I want to die Everyone: OK.

[@lizzybeckstrom]

everyone: o k

[@Nouta1]

😢

[@metallicmaiden409]

Ok

[@somethingrandom6606]

Bet you won't

[@ohnosarmy]

Ok

[@king_poyo64]

When Elvis reads it sounds like he’s a villain from a poorly translated anime

[@SkyyHalo]

The poetry... isn't great. All this is telling me is she needs therapy. Major therapy. and if she's already in therapy she needs more

[@raelenaperalsky4539]

If I ever feel bad or insecure about my writing...I'm just gonna watch this video

[@DestielSnot]

Me too.

[@midgematic8659]

You gooooooo my friend just have some humility and know you can always improve and youll be already miles ahead of Trisha 😂😂😂

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

@@midgematic8659 never written anything beyond homework and school shit, and I'm already better than her

[@Jenacide]

@The Eyes Of A True Demon- Anomaly Productions The original Teen Titans cartoon was better. I'm annoyed that they only ever show Teen Titan Go and not the other one

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Yeesh. This entire book is the embodiment of "I don't care! That's why I wrote you a text the length of a PHD thesis- just to *show* you how much I don't care!" I cringe hard when I see people do this in real life. I cringe harder when I see it published.

[@despicablyawesome]

trisha paytas has been playing the role of trainwreck for so long i wonder if she would know what to do if she dropped the act at least no one can accuse her of having a ghostwriter lol

[@thewrongsorcerer]

13:15 You can tell no one else read this before she published it because mediocracy isn't a word. It's mediocrity lmao

[@Purplepanic13]

Mediocracy is a word, she just used it wrong I think

[@thewrongsorcerer]

@@Purplepanic13 You're right, I think. Wouldn't a mediocracy be a mediocre system of government or something? That's the only definition that would make sense.

[@theactualghostboi6777]

Nah man she just made a new word haha

[@Coolbassist]

mediocracy: a dominant class consisting of mediocre people, or a system in which mediocrity is rewarded. So yeah she used it wrong lmao

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

Mediocracy is youtube right now

[@mariceuh]

her poetry sounds like a 12 year old girl after her bf of 2 weeks broke up with her 😂

[@potatoperson7853]

Didn't she say two days at some point in her “poems”? She is worse than a 12 year old lol

[@dex3678]

can we just appreciate how good elvis is at evil laughs?

[@AtChiaPet]

I don’t even know how it’s possible for a Teletubby to write poetry

[@_Kuma_]

a teletubby chicken nugget at that

[@KrowwJaeger]

I feel like this is so bad that she would just justify it by saying that the point is that she's broken and crazy, as an excuse for terrible, incoherent writing

[@pixiehaven]

Dead honest, Trisha's "poetry" sounds and feels more raw than Gabbie Hannah's lol

[@anii2987]

It’s so weird to look back at this after watching Frenemies and getting to understand Trisha at a MUCH deeper level than I EVER wanted to. In hindsight... she definitely means well deep down and has a good heart- HOWEVER, she isn’t the brightest bulb in the cabinet if you know what I mean. I think this is partially just cus she isn’t all that bright... but also because her whole life she’s been able to get by just fine without using her brain.

[@laurahejdukova481]

Even though I don't like her at all I do feel bad for her. Her behavior clearly isn't normal and neither are her videos or these poems. I just hope she gets the help that she so desperately needs.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

She's admitted to faking depression so I'm too skeptical to feel bad for her

[@laurahejdukova481]

@@kevinsundelin8639 Yeah I know (and as someone who is diagnosed with depression I really despise that) but it just shows to me that she REALLY isn't ok. I don't know what has to go through your head when you have the urge to fake a mental illness but it must be serious

[@jothecocopop]

Bionic Pig's British accent is glorious 😂😂😂

[@dennisgenova8998]

Bri' ish*

[@christenea_5011]

I swear Elvis sounds so much like James from Pokémon @12:15 when he says, “but where is the love”. 😂

[@christenea_5011]

Honestly, I do kinda feel bad for Trisha. I don’t care for her content, but she does seem to take a lot of issue with herself. I do feel like there is a bit of truth in her behavior even if it’s played off like a joke.

[@missandry420]

As a poet, this youtuber poetry makes me sick. They think free verse is easy to write, it's not. Word vomit is the perfect way to describe this fuckery.

[@keoels9642]

When she said ok I felt that

[@oruguita.lylita78]

She’s honestly like a real life Trina from Victorious

[@alygee7422]

No one Elvis: HenLo EeverYboDy aend wElCoMe BaCk.

[@AlfredSoul]

That "OK" bit made me wake up both my dogs by laughter.

[@gforce07]

If anything this would be categorized under prose or just like 'journal' 'memoir', whatever. Idk i just think she should categorize this properly.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

The only book categorized as trash.

[@BucketOfFuk]

It's interesting because I can feel some potential in this. I understand what she's trying to say, even through the less than ideal writing. I think it could actually come across as real and raw if a competent writer had been writing this and not...Trisha

[@arrowsinsilk]

i agree i can definitely see some of her meaning but if it was better written it would be brilliant

[@someguy9893]

This makes Gabbie Hannah look like Sylvia Plath

[@thegreatestscatatorshinist7306]

Her poems annoy me so much due to the wording, and the inconsistency of rhyming and then not rhyming, and rhyming the same words, but I don't even know when she's trying to rhyme!?! Is it just me? Am I stupid? OK...

[@monkeydoesnotpaytaxes]

i mean I've seen the ellen show clip and trisha CAN read extremely fast but I think its the sugar and sodium that makes her hyperactively read the words in ellen's book. She can read so fast that maybe she wrote the poetry quickly as well, explaining why it seems so bad.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

I can see a Witch chanting these Poems through her Cauldron its perfect

[@KobalNicole]

Trisha's "poetry" is a more cancerous version of A Fault In Our Stars. okay?

[@hollownite6859]

Okay.

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

OK

[@visiondaking5751]

When they were reading that OK poem, it sounded like that song by Lil Pump, called “OK“… Check it out you’ll see the resemblance…

[@ragnarlothbrok7086]

A random sentence generator makes more sense. Ffs

[@nekkozerro9503]

This is if Billie Eillish was a author not a singer

[@DaRealChizzler]

Why does everyone have to copy milk and honey, leave it alone, ok?

[@DaRealChizzler]

She remembers a period like half the time, not saying that one or the other has to be used but you should commit if it’s not done on purpose

[@tinamedrano5839]

That was cruel and unusual punishment and I feel like I should sue 😂

[@eviedevi.]

What did we learn today? ✋️Men are spaghetti

[@kelpackokun6546]

5:11 we get it! Ok?

[@JHaru777]

This makes me think of the Goth Kid's in Southpark.

[@Arkonu]

Those certainly are words...

[@amynature7660]

This is amazing tho xD If its possible please part 2. Your poem reading is amazing 😂😌👌💕

[@alien_liwil]

Drink everytime they say ok

[@fiberlost4577]

Kentucky fried chicken is good... But... Kentucky fried children is better.

[@unwokesociety1624]

Bruh if these poems would be the standard top seller my poems would make me rich smh

[@burninsherman1037]

Forreal. I'd be a goddamn legend in the field if this shit was standard.

[@Raerae0618]

Was she on drugs when she wrote this???

[@skyyzz4316]

1:34 big factz

[@plaguedoc431]

Hey gusy ive actually been writing poetry so please give me your honest opinion. The poem is called Life and Death. Life what a beautiful thing, we live in a veil unbound by strings. We feel full of power, strength and energy but we forget what life is really for, death. Death seems cruel and sad, and its true, it is. It turns us into mere husks of ourselves wandering heaven and hell to no avail. If we could choose between life and death we would choose life because we rather live a beautiful lie than suffer the hurtful truth. If you read this thank you and please tell me what you think.

[@burninsherman1037]

Honestly? Not bad.

[@burritosforlater]

a perfect example of anyone can write poetry, but not just anyone can write poetry.

[@Fanears]

2:53 It has been 6 months since she dated someone. 6 hours since she has [Edit: "I took her to my penthouse" by -"Tyrannosaurus Lex".]

[@tyrannosauruslex6226]

Caleb Stockman i took her to my penthouse

[@kam-lw4ez]

Yeah it's so obvious I honestly don't get how they didn't understand it. I mean they're not dumb lol

[@Fanears]

@@tyrannosauruslex6226 what?

[@tyrannosauruslex6226]

Caleb Stockman then i freaked it

[@Fanears]

@@tyrannosauruslex6226 Alright, I changed it

[@everettblue146]

“mediocracy”

[@czbrat]

If pig considers himself fat then i must be a disgusting blob in comparison :(

[@kermitismad9699]

I’ve read this entire fricking book (if you can even call it a book) and there is not a single coherent thought

[@midgematic8659]

This is so cringey and uncomfortable I cannot handle this. Its like she has the mental age of a 14 year old

[@ghostiema]

I was listening to this video in the background and was searching up twitch prime on my laptop, but yknow how sometimes you type what you hear in the background? 12:01 I looked up twitch peen :(

[@torkgems]

Shes so borderline it actually hurts. This woman needs help :(

[@kasiapaku8058]

I'd like to laugh at this, but I just can't

[@Wolfstar26]

pig: *i Am NumB...* alien in the background: oh _god......._ LMFAO

[@chantsurwhen5475]

You read them like the lighthouse keeper reading his screen play in the purge episode of Rick and Morty

[@querencia8037]

I hope she's getting the help she needs her poetry isn't great but poems could be a coping mechanism for her, obviously she's not ok. But other than that great video as always

[@rafakegamestutoriais5455]

Ok

[@sebastienvalentine9245]

Ok.

[@corvettesareneat1274]

Hello everybody welcome beckkk Talking about fat people today

[@Heretic_Jones]

*A S D O H I M ? ?*

[@intensefinesse5809]

just make a book of her social media posts. THATS some top quality stuff

[@deannas2778]

I hate that I like Trisha... She's grown on me a little during the pandemic.

[@SteRiskE]

It's just utterly utterly utterly.......................Shit!!

[@TrashyPiles]

probably just her texts

[@Nouta1]

First poem would be suitable add a song about Aileen Wournos.

[@TG-ge1oh]

This sounds so much like something Nicokado would write. That said, anyone knows if he's written a poetry book yet?

[@zigmondbonez9411]

I was gonna talk some shit about that thing called Trisha but Elvis did it for me in the intro

[@megaraphoenix]

today on Doki Doki Literature Club

[@Ratok1]

Why would you lie about the book being 2283 pages long!? Now I've got Trisha in my search history 🤦‍♂

[@jon5500]

The h3 podcast brought a new light to her but still is high key terrible at everything

[@sneakyraviolis6138]

If you pronounce her name in french it means b****** or c***

[@jolidesir]

The way he says honey will kill me

[@giannalukasevich4166]

I think Trisha is just the real life version of Trina Vega

[@whereisharry4995]

Bruh moment

[@hunter9506]

Bruh

[@mtk4242]

Bruh

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

Ok

[@levvbykov]

Hey guys, does anybody know the name of the intro track on this video? Sounds sick, would love to know the title. Thanks!

[@blood6hound]

The intro is made by this guy: mobile.twitter.com/MajorLeagueWobs But I've scoured his media, couldn't find this track -_- if you manage to find it, let me know lol. That track is fire

[@hiropon2985]

shes a parody of herself lmao

[@MRoderick89]

these poems sound like entries in her diary 😂 such a 🐳

[@HighOnCaffine9623]

Trisha giving Rupi Kaur a run for her money 😪

[@Ivebeenbleak]

...I remember hearing about this chick cos of that 'Do dogs have brains?' video, like 3 or 4 years ago?? And now videos about her are in my recommendations every day

[@peskyboi8280]

This is like watching an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel

[@kvlt22]

I like to imagine these are all about Quentin Tarantino

[@laure2725]

@5:34 ok though, built good

[@rainydaze4409]

This whole thing sounds like it has been run through Google translate a couple of times before publishing > , >

[@Jrez]

Vapid poetry is the literal worst.

[@shravansakthivel9059]

ok.

[@colina1330]

But I am weak, as with all peens in my life. Also, mediocracy isn't even a word.

[@sencrimson]

Mediocracy is actually a word in the dictionary. :)

[@thischarmingpeachh]

Pretty sure the "6 months" and "6 hours" thing is saying how it's been six months since her last relationship and six months since sex

[@dougthedonkey1805]

Every single one of these is “love and real emotions is bad and sex is good so just have constant sex, I love sex”

[@alde7377]

theres some real shit in there though, she really was trying to say something i think. at least more than gabbie

[@piedynasty]

ok

[@mariano9856]

okayy

[@echomikoart]

all the past poets are rolling in their graves for how good her poetry is.

[@MH-ys2gd]

okay.