The Worst Secrets Your Spouse Has, That You Know About (r/AskReddit)

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[@KRO-222]

There was a lot more wholesomeness in this than I anticipated

[@o.7.o]

“...but I don’t want to break the illusion he has of himself being the James Bond of bed crapping.” 😂

[@mageferago]

12:12 Imagine getting snitched on by a PARROT. That parrot is a true bro, cheaters aint shit

[@mimik2561]

Ive recently been called out by my husband that he knows one of my big secrets. I didnt actively keep it from him but i work nights and he works days so we only really see each other when we have days off. I had a lonely childhood and developed a habit of having full conversations with myself. i often have some conversations and every now and then I'll speak aloud instead of in my head. He woke up one night to piss and hesrd me having a full on conversation about him with myself. Hes 17 years older than me and it's a big fear that I will have to pull the plug on him if he has a machine keeping him alive. Ive had a lot of people close to me die and i didnt want to be at his funeral because it would hurt too much. He heard the whole conversation about this fear. He doesn't know I can hear him in the middle of the night when he wakes up to piss then stops at the livingroom doorway to listen to me talk to myself about stressful situations. He uses it to his advantage and so do i. I will mention thingd to myself that i want him to hear like things i want for christmas and dates i think would be romantic knowing that in a few weeks he will attempt to do or buy the things i talk about. He thinks hes sneaky and i think its adorable.

[@jackeye381]

Love this.

[@beastmaster0934]

Mimi K You two were meant for each other.

[@squeguinquack2570]

I don’t think a loud fart is that big of a secret to keep from your spouse

[@mimik2561]

Mhe was almost my spouse, my ex thought he was being slick by putting our apartment and everything else in my name. He forged my signature so in reality i wasnt technically on any of the bills. He basically took my whole pay check to "pay" the bills. Instead he spent it all on weed and coke then tried to screw me over by breaking up and moving out. I moved out to and leave the bills unpaid as its all supposed to be in his name. I knew the whole time and gathered the stuff i needed to sue. He had to pay me for 2 years of $750/monthly rent, electric bill, water bill, and heating bill. So roughly $30,000 for the last 2 years being paid to me because on paper i was living with my mom and did not give permission to my bf to get all that money from my bank account. He ended up going bankrupt and went to jail for drug possession, theft, forgery, and a few minor charges. Since he went to jaik and wadnt able to pay me I got the landlord to pay me for the rent that i paid and wasnt supposed to. He ended up paying me about $15,000 which allowed me to get a working vehicle, better job, and a better apartment. My ex is still in jail and im living my best life. I also got my landlord arrested for allowing my ex to forge my signature. He was an idiot who gave the court his security footsge from that day and very audibly says "its fine if you sign for her. Nobody will know" so he was basically arrested for being part of the forgery crime.

[@lwolfstar7618]

I love how many of these were wholesome af

[@JamesNotBoring]

Bruh the thumbnail

[@angeldxst]

forsenCD Clap

[@darthnox2210]

Dr. Disrespect

[@astr0hax173]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[@roadsigncheems1566]

I saw it and went -oop

[@rerco]

D OMEGALUL C

[@lindaw2502]

I’m throwing my croutons in the freezer when I get home.

[@koopaking6148]

Ok... With the one where the girl went in her pants... Sometimes like the person said although it's nice you help them sometimes it's better to let them take care of it themselves...

[@imaspoon4522]

I hear the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep. And I know you soiled the bed.

[@lutsurugi]

more bed crapping stories than i thought. but some really really sweet stories inbetween :)

[@jodi304]

That thumbnail is just *disrespectful*

[@subsonicyouth288]

Kieran dr

[@nMzAlpha]

You needed to make the disrespectful part in bold to make it a pun

[@jodi304]

@@nMzAlpha there

[@the_truth9000]

Yeah almost dr disrespectful

[@MimicoSound]

Ba dum ts

[@duolingo6338]

This made me exhale deeply

[@Ryan-lu3mp]

So she went out from under him and paid 500 more for the motorcycle? That was smart.

[@Emma-ge2bd]

Right? so stupid

[@legendsocool644]

crutons by themselves are good

[@Bluestar-nn2uh]

There should be no secrets between you and your spouse.

[@mztweety1374]

I know he ate my tiramisu Oreos.

[@alexanderanderson4905]

The thumbnail cracked me up.

[@LethargicLoser]

11:58 Holy shit I'm so sorry but that is the funniest God damn I thing I've heard in a while.

[@BobTheGodly]

My ex had a texas moment with her cousin and she knew it while it was happening. Don't feel bad for her she cheated on me with everyone she could and I had to throw out 11 bags of burger king cups after she moved out.

[@sashatoao8421]

Texas moment?

[@tldoctor2497]

@@sashatoao8421 incest

[@zknight4481]

@@sashatoao8421 Incest

[@penguino8185]

I agree with the crouton story but I never tried them cold

[@ivyk5796]

The parrot story. 😂😂

[@Patinno]

The thumbnail xD

[@MeCooper]

0:27 What a weirdo, Why would you lie and say you're a sex offender? #outofcontext

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

My boyfriend and I had broke up for about 2 months this passed July and got back together toward the end of August. He had broke up with me for this girl, who was "HiS bEsTfRiEnD" (as she would often express) of a few years who also dumped her common law married husband. I knew this girl our entire relationship and she was honestly always a bitch to me whenever was comfortable on my boyfriend (even in front of her husband) and just straight up either didnt talk to me or talked down on me like I was a peasant to her. So my boyfriend and her dated within those 2 months and he thinks I dont know and hesitates to talk about that relationship. I know she treated him like shit, would yell at him over stupid shit, apologize for doing it just to do it again the next day because she shared this shit on Facebook one day (way to share your emotional abuse to your friends and family). She broke up with him toward the end of August because, in my boyfriend's words "he was worthless to her" and got back with her husband. That was when my boyfriend realized he was being a dolt, chasing after pussy and it scarred him for life. We got back together right after because I honestly still loved him and I missed him and we've been together a total of 2 years now. Guys are dumb but they eventually learn. 😊

[@zknight4481]

This is honestly really sad, for you. Being a second choice has to suck.

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

@@zknight4481 Update: we ended up breaking up again in early 2020. Unfortunately, I had to learn twice to finally get it. Fortunately, I made it out of my pendeja era and my standards are very high. I realize how stupid I fucking sound in this comment. It’s crazy how your mindset changes in a few years. Thank you for reminding me of this comment I completely forgot about. 😅

[@kailasmith7414]

Why is the thumbnail Dr disrespect lol

[@sarmale3756]

Oh no no no, don't tell her

[@khalidmalik7939]

Doc?

[@dayglass]

why is the thumbnail considered disrespect? i don't know the person.

[@MeCooper]

@@xoxMoonPie You radiate showmanship!

[@ocdemon8999]

@@xoxMoonPie holy shit he's 6'8?

[@randymorales6426]

Dr.Disrespectshiswife

[@lazyshinigami70]

Who lies about being a sex offender?

[@LEGO_Igor]

Hi

[@bobgamergamer819]

why is there only like 4 comments

[@VijayPatel001]

los jugadores

[@mattdix219]

I think I’m first or second?

[@Chanelxoxoxo]

3rd or 4th, looking at the comments that were posted earlier.

[@javerious24]

the 2 time

[@BobTheGodly]

100% of the girls you date will open their eyes during your first kiss. Great knowledge bomb to drop on them when you want to change the subject or embarrass the crap out of them.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

That sounds scary.

[@jaydensmith5235]

Here early so I can get a liked comment do it pls

[@Veravix]

ahh shit i’m early i’ll be back

[@mrpug9277]

ForsenCD

[@ivyk5796]

So many poop stories