This is how you DON'T play Dark Souls (Mirror)

Mirror of SebastapolQueen's Video.
I am neither the person playing NOR the person who made this video. Uploading for archive purposes only.

[@ethansk13s]

coincidentally, his intelligence has the lowest points in his character

[@littleoreo7717]

lmao XDD

[@truthofdsp]

Useless useless useless useless useless!

[@Cyrotechnium]

@@truthofdsp MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@MasterPodi]

Video Game NPC [OrangeManBad] the opposite in fact, it would’ve been ironic if Phil were smart lol

[@bastardog7998]

ack ack ack ack ack

[@solkonf]

I just hate the fact that he stopped attacking the Crestfallen Warrior just before turning him agressive. It would have been priceless to watch Phil try to get out of the Firelink Shrine multiple times in vain while being hunted down and killed by him every single time. "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I SHOULDN'T ATTACK HIM? COME ON MAAAAN. THIS IS STOOPID"

[@hungryhyena783]

acaqqfsfqfw "WOW this game is fucken stoopid it punishes you for killing ENEMIES like the dudes in the asylum... huhuhuhuh"

[@drhoneybadger]

That's all I wanted. I would have camed everywhere

[@dadubbsterdumpster5318]

I read this right as Phil said this is nonsense. Then as I started writin this comment he said I'm dead and then he died literally 3 seconds later and he said I died for absolutely no reason. Lol. I was literally a little bit depressed when he didn't get his ass beat by that dude. I SOOOO wanted him to be put on punishment. Of course we all know DSP wouldn't have learned anything from that. Because that's why they put that guy there. To teach you there's consequences for your actions.

[@lefteron6804]

Let's be honest, he is too much of a bitch to pick a fight with anyone that can defend themselves. That's why he killed Oscar.

[@luckyducky7819]

I agree. I was both irritated by the fact that he hit him, and then irritated that he didn't hit him enough.

[@IWasELP]

"I'll be honest with you: If I wasn't getting paid to play this, I wouldn't be playing this game." The last true thing Phil ever said.

[@afro__g5217]

If i was getting paid to play this, I’d be a pro.

[@charlie1234500]

I'm so happy people are still watching this classic

[@Alice89chan]

@@afro__g5217 same, bro. Hell, give me a build with your cash and I'm making it work, no matter how hard it is to do. I'd do it for free of course, but hey, cash for a build I'm less familiar with? Sure. But I'll take my time to master it.

[@opalyasu7159]

If I was being paid to play this, I'd make the most out of every dang cent

[@taborjohnson9627]

remember kids, no matter how bad you are there'll always be someone worse than you. Because DSP exist.

[@MothDax]

Tabor Johnson Except me

[@umu8912]

Tabor Johnson this actually made my day/night

[@flayncele]

@@MothDax If you play worse than DSP but you admit it then you're still better than DSP.

[@ayeyobossman6151]

@@flayncele I really appreciate that man. I'm actually playing dark souls 3 trying to beat his death count because I'm worried I'm as bad as him.

[@grypharmy7256]

Am I a joke to you?

[@erikrobinette794]

29:48 "A-ha, alright, now we're getting somewhere! I know how to use *magic*, I know how to do, uh *proper combat*, alright, now we're getting somewhere. I'm liking this." *Proceeds to immediately walk off a cliff*

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Darksydephil in a nutshell.

[@aithanleeom5152]

*..............I'm not liking this.*

[@phillach5181]

fuck that was hilarious

[@quewhyes7605]

I literally came back to this video after like three years just for that bit, cheers for the timestamp bro

[@zarlei6048]

Prahper kambath.

[@soulslasher7890]

"we're getting somewhere" *drops down cliff*

[@mikeisonfire81]

Classic DSP

[@Narusasu98]

This was brilliant, I laughed so hard xD

[@janterri3539]

28:55 This entire part is fucking hilarious I can’t stop laughing

[@Mygrandpaspodcast]

Even he laughed

[@Mygrandpaspodcast]

Shit was a perfect embodiment of this entire playthrough

[@RatOrchestra]

"I fucked him up!" phil proudly declares. Yeah, a defenseless, dying man is about the only person you'd have a chance against, buddy.

[@puppyu2849]

Tellmeimaninja Then he'd get god knows how many diseases from the act. "COME ON!! BUGGED FUCKING IMMUNE SYSTEM!!"

[@Marci568]

im actually kinda upset that he did that

[@hypnobraicracksalesman3028]

There's one thing to kill Oscar on an evil playthrough. There's another thing to brag about killing Oscar.

[@charizardoreo]

"where's my reward" wtf what do you want? a biscuit every time you level?

[@CODA96]

Nah, he wants to kill 1 Skeleton and get the best armor in the game, while having a sword that instantly attacks and does 1000+ damage plus +300 Damage in Magic/fire/Lightning.

[@hohnmcransi54]

GermanKraut With S level dex scaling, as well! Cause he might as well go full casul

[@CODA96]

+lugiapwnage Dat 40 Dex Frayed Katana and full Fallen Knight Set for +200 Cringe.

[@PepperMcLime]

He'd probably learn if that happened. Like a dog... except dumber.

[@manicallydepressedclown8064]

Like to him rewarding isn't a feeling of accomplishment after beating a really hard section of the game it's instantly winning

[@aykkara4208]

i love the "what do i use souls for?" moment. when you reach firelink it says BIG ON THE SCREEN to level up with your souls i keep coming back to this TIHYDP series so i can appreciate my own ability to play games more. i keep looking back at where i came from, when i started playing video games and what i have become over the course of years. it really is amazing how i have evolved. then....there is DSP

[@guy-eg2yd]

Phil isn’t very good at finding the best way to do things, but it seems he has a knack for finding the worst, most inefficient, most insufferable ways.

[@devindieckmann9202]

I've never harbored so much hate towards another's incompetence. HOW DO THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE EXIST

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Easy: The rest of society protects them from removing themselves from the gene pool.

[@CatoSierraWasTaken]

Were his parents related? Like before they were married?

[@TX_LoveGame]

Not from 'round here, are ya, boi?

[@MrBman9001]

No. I'm from the twenty FIRST century.

[@CrashJC123]

Brother and Sister

[@goodvibes-ct6lo]

+KarlJC1411 wait so Phil's parents were bro and sis.......isn't that illegal

[@thealmightyqueqlqag5260]

That depends on country and/or region.

[@knowledgeisthepower1]

This guy makes Homer Simpson look like Einstein

[@NexusKin]

He also makes Peter Griffin look like Nicola Tesla.

[@Flinch9000]

Dude makes non-bright characters like Rowley, Derpy, Okuyasu, Cosmo, hell, even Ed from Ed, Edd n’ Eddy look like absolute geniuses in comparison

[@utes5532]

This is how I imagine every game journalist plays games

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

And why most modern games are glorified cutscenes that you can sleepwalk through.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Believe it or not a fair number of them are actually worse than Phil.

[@fishperson5390]

Nah, Phill is decent compared to them, he even beat the game, I doubt any journalist beat Dark Souls

[@ti-fiter]

@@fishperson5390 that’s sad

[@littlemoth4956]

@@Lobsterwithinternet Nice vague comment, you want to actually list any examples?

[@Desi-qw9fc]

He just figured out that the dpad changes between items lol. The item display is LITERALLY in the shape of a dpad.

[@SilentMott]

23:19 One of the best "wasnt my fault" explanations ever. Actually expects the game to judge how hard a knight would swing his sword in order to avoid falling off a cliff.

[@genzi78514]

Imagine combining your swing with another button so the game can know how hard you want your swing! Imagine being the poor programmer forced to do it!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

It's interesting in hindsight now because Elden Ring actually does that (sort of)

[@orxy5316]

Elden ring does that know so Phi was up to something

[@Wyrm3]

@@orxy5316 do you mean AR or does ER do something different?

[@Dushmann_]

​@@Wyrm3 I think he means in Elden Ring, if you press R2 it does a light strong attack and but if you hold R2 it does a heavy strong attack

[@ianjackson7916]

Dude...shooting the arrows for like a minute straight... "This is so broken!" *5 damage*

[@NexusKin]

I just whacked the boar with a +5 Great Club, and it only took a few swings.

[@FlawedFabrications]

I can't believe he didn't even have the patience to sit through the opening cinematic hahahaha.

[@SuperTigter]

That opening cinematic is one of the most boring things I've seen in my life TBH.

[@coolguychapman6685]

To each their own i guess i find it to be one of the most beautiful cg cutscene from the 360/ps3 era and i think it sets the world up pretty nice and gets you sucked in ​@SuperTigter

[@tyler9004]

I like how in the beginning the reflection on the TV shows him pacing around the room while he's bitching about how people want to see him suffer. What a guy

[@farslashenjoyer]

I'm very disappointed that he started looking up guides. Lord knows how long he would've spent on Bed of Chaos.

[@hugmuun]

I've never played dark souls 1 but based off of phils playing I feel intimately more confident in myself when I get around to actually playing it

[@Rogue_Steve]

Seeing him figure something out is almost as rewarding as actually playing the game. the gratification is rare, but when it happens it feels like you earned that shit.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

...aaaaaaaaand he walks off the edge of a cliff. Right on cue. 😆

[@TomBombadil168]

Drake to gravelord... the definition of a scrub.

[@CbsOmegaOmniX]

Sploogmaster2 yeah and that gravelord sword was handed to him on a silver platter.😒

[@ProviderOfSouls]

lol biggest regret i have while i was phil fan was giving that thing to him

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@ProviderofSouls Wait.... That was you?? What made you want to give him stuff? Just curious as to what kind of person would feel pity for ol’ Philip here.

[@pantheman2842]

@@Lobsterwithinternet If he had good attitude, I would say he deserved to be given a chance.

[@river7874]

It would be one thing if he made the run for the Ravelord Sword straight out of Firelink, but to just be handed it? Ugh.

[@BobofWOGGLE]

Thank you, Outsyder. Long live the Queen.

[@spaghettisploitation1029]

DSP is SOOOOO disrespectful to almost all game characters... He is disrespectful to ALL of his fans.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

This is the same guy who calls his parents idiots. He has no shame.

[@BLCK_MTAL]

And hes generally disrespectful to all the games hes played and disrespectful to all the games hes playing and anyone who makes them,even going as far as mocking them or insulting them in some way for his dumbass mistakes.

[@aithanleeom5152]

DSP can be Derogatory at times and pull off Derogatory slangs but his profanity is smack in the middle. we both hate and love him because he is a problem child his stupidity is laughable as much as the stream chat does NOT want to babysit this grown man some of his fans feel like it's a great honor to hold his hand throughout the games during each and every last play through of a different video game genre lets get one thing straight DSP is deadass a Casual gamer if even that.

[@CosmicApe94]

29:46 I'm dying

[@Ferdy1337]

Hahhahahahaha! Bless you for timestamping this man! :D

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

So is he, ironically. 😏

[@kazutokirigaya1095]

Sometimes, I love watching guys like him fuck up. It makes me feel better about myself. And proves how better I am at this game than him.

[@sirwinsdor4144]

Member Berries no fucking way do you think he was faking it?

[@kazutokirigaya1095]

+Stratagem What do you mean? I was just here for a good laugh.

[@Ferdy1337]

Im not convinced that this isn't some next lvl trolling. I mean.... how can he continue to be shit even at the very end of the game..?

[@gungusgoblingungy6212]

Ferdy1337 finally someone gets it in the comments

[@kreatona4219]

Ferdy1337 he summons others to do the work for him

[@SeanTheEvans]

@@gungusgoblingungy6212 4 years later and I'm thinking this same thing, scroll down and you're the 1st other people to mention it - I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

[@SpringDavid]

dude dont do that, dont give me hope

[@atticuskoch2965]

​@@SeanTheEvansit's possible that's partially true, but he's been just like this for 15 years. If he's just rage baiting it isn't working anymore, he makes all of his money from begging

[@PantsuTacoking]

1:05:51 i can't believe DSP destroyed his fap ring for us all to see... he really should have turned the camera off for that part...

[@hobowithamansion42]

I'm absolutely astonished that he managed to beat the game.

[@EarthPhantomTS]

He didn't beat it himself, though. He had help. So it doesn't count.

[@zebefreod871]

I use him as an example when someone asks why soulsborne don't have an easy mode: if DSP can do it, then anyone can.

[@lonick1692]

@@zebefreod871 honestly when I saw him beat dark souls 3 and I still thought "god if the caveman dsp can do it. Surely I can." And i did, and loved every second of the game

[@mooganify]

His chat did it

[@BrettonFerguson]

He rage quit his first playthrough. Later when he finally beat it he had chat telling him where to find everything, and how to beat every boss. Plus he summoned help for the bosses he couldn't beat. Plus he leveled up like 200 levels "off camera". Just came back one day way leveled up. I wouldn't be surprised if he cheated or paid someone to grind for 48 hours straight.

[@capthavic]

Dude his laugh is like nails on chalkboard to me, made worse that it's at his own "jokes" most the time.

[@pyatig]

Not most all of the time

[@vito]

"It's always good when a game with unforgiving difficulty has a control scheme that doesn't work"

[@charlie1234500]

lol is he talking about Dark Souls 2?

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

@@charlie1234500 hey I've only played 1 and 3 and bloodborne. Can you explain what you mean by dark souls 2 having a bad control scheme?

[@charlie1234500]

@@TheRockLobsterMafia The game has an 8 directional movement restriction to prevent you from moving a fluid 360 motion with the left analog stick which would be found in Dark Souls 1, 3, Bloodborne and Demon's Souls... Or basically any video game that was released after the Playstation 1 since the invention of the analog. It uses snap points, basically. Where the character will ONLY turn within a certain amount of degrees being tilted by the left analog stick. AKA 8 directional movement instead of analog movement. This makes movement clumsier, inaccurate and will more often than not result to your death when doing simple platforming. This is one of many broken *fundamental* aspects of Dark Souls 2.

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

@@charlie1234500 thank you so much for your explanation. That is absolutely ridiculous for the control scheme to be like that, and like you said I haven't experienced anything like that since ps1 games. I wonder what caused DS2 to be such a train wreck despite both its predecessors being amazing.

[@charlie1234500]

@@TheRockLobsterMafia Dark Souls 2 was made by a completely different development team. Different director, different designer, different everybody. The people who made Dark Souls 1 were busy making Bloodborne instead, during Dark Souls 2 development. And Dark Souls 2 was, unfortunately like Dark Souls 1, rushed to be made quickly. And even quicker than Dark Souls 1. The game has a plethora of game bugs still found in what would be described as the "Director's Cut" version of the game, which I would say is also inferior to even the original Dark Souls 2. It's a very, very strange game.

[@crisptugboat8764]

as a major fan of the souls games, this playthrough made me wish for death.

[@OG_McLovin]

Phil's death.

[@crisptugboat8764]

McLovin oh yes

[@ahamburgerwithextrafries2283]

Giantdad ahead, therefore try gitting good phill

[@CODA96]

+CrispTugBoat But i have to defend him sometimes. The Souls games are poorly made. Hands down. From bad ports, to a non existing chat option on the PC, to FPS drops of death and bad hit detection. The Camera gets easily stuck when fighting big bosses, and they almost didnt changed anything between DS1-3 besides the graphics. Most items, sounds and descriptions were literally ripped out of DS1 and kept for DS3 without any thought on changing these, while not even being innovative, because Myazaki took inspiration by Castlevania Games. Not to forget that many enemys DO hit you through walls, and not even trying to start on ''multiplayer'' with non existent servers, lags like hell and stunlocks. That doesnt change the fact that Phil complains about bullshit though.

[@billybobferguson3946]

GermanKraut Well, I guess if you take everything bad about three games and put the collective flaws all in one paragraph (all while ignoring the good things), you CAN pass something off as poorly made.

[@genzi78514]

I felt stupid playing Dark Souls. I sent the pyromancer to Blightown, I killed a guy from the Way of White by using weapons close to him, I decided to ignore Lautrec words about his next betrayal, I attacked Gwynifred because of rage...but watching this video, made me realize I wasn't that unaware of everything.

[@lefteron6804]

You couldn't have known. Also letting Lautrec apply his stabbing licence gives more content.

[@luckyducky7819]

@@lefteron6804 I thought you were supposed to let him get all stabby? Like, that's the way the quest line goes.

[@lefteron6804]

@@luckyducky7819 Exactly.

[@zebefreod871]

@@luckyducky7819 yeah, but you get an armor set and his weapon, while game ending him down the cliff gives you the fap ring immediately.

[@funkymachine]

Actually, sending the pyromancer to blighttown is just as impressive as not because it meant you talked to quelana which is something most people don't figure out

[@Futuretime23]

Outsyder, I had sent you a PM regarding if you had a mirror of these videos, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING THEM AGAIN!!! Seriously man, some of these TIHYDPs are my favorite ones. Really, thank you for reuploading them!

[@alexradice8163]

I never asked for this

[@markvonahnen9499]

DSP really is a great gamer. If he doesn't have a novel on how to play a game, he shuts down and blames the game. True E-Sports material. Wait a minute no. He isn't.

[@scallysnix.2975]

Y'know, if he wasn't such a mean person, and would stop cursing and blaming the game for every little thing, it would be perfectly fine.

[@isaac8441]

17:41 ah yes, the tried and true strategy of: "luring enemies to the area in which you are most vulnerable" works every time

[@Zer0Tw0023]

i never knew i could be physically hurt by watching someone suck so bad at dark souls

[@briancooley8777]

Christian Gonzalez I did when watching my friend play through it lmao.

[@NexusKin]

Even I was nowhere near this terrible when I first played it, and it was my first Souls game ever.

[@Charles-e4x]

Goddamn. I forgot how bad Phil used to be. I mean, he's still bad now, but his foray throughout the first half of this game just shows how completely and utterly hopeless he is without a stream chat guiding him all the way through.

[@NexusKin]

I wasn't even close to being this bad when I played this game for the very first time, and this was my first ever Soulsborne game.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

The more you search about DSP gaming, the more you realize the hatred towards him is completely justified.

[@lefteron6804]

Dude, those detractors are painting a bad false image of me, snort!

[@LayerInfinity]

Tbf these days phil's "anti-fanbase" is just as bad as he is. Same thing happened with Chris Chan

[@MalleusIudaeorum]

Yeah betas definitely get jealous of the gigachad Phil that’s for sure. He play video games all day, has his wife cook his meals, takes all of your money and then taps that ass before bed ready to do it all over again 365 days a year. What a Chad.

[@MalleusIudaeorum]

@@LayerInfinity It’s because half of them are just like Phil except even less successful if you can imagine that. I can’t imagine spending so much of my own time just on hating another person. My own life would have to be miserable. You can imagine the types of people that do that.

[@LayerInfinity]

@@MalleusIudaeorum I think criticism of him is entirely justified, but yeah I think people are just way too bitter these days.

[@henrynelson9301]

“The graphics aren’t spectacular, it’s still running on the fucking havok engine” HAVOK IS A PHYSICS ENGINE PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY, PHIL

[@NexusKin]

Yeah, for example, Unreal Engine is the graphics engine, and Havok is the physics engine.

[@nitrocharge2404]

His laugh bothers me more than a screwdriver on a chalkboard. I'd say nails but that would understate just how much I hate it

[@cam5588]

Remember If you feel like you're bad at a game Just remember darksydephil exists

[@Severin44a]

Did DSP really record footage by pointing a camera at his TV?

[@jeremy7157]

jesus christ thats bad

[@GBlockbreaker]

Actually that was the standard back in the day

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@GBlockbreaker not in 2011 lol maybe in 08 or 09

[@joebk44]

Blocked yeah, but DSP did it longer than damn near everyone lmao. He’s always been lazy with khantent

[@ant2901]

@@joebk44 supposedly dsp is not good with change i heard

[@pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg]

I love how he had a meltdown about a crow not being near their nest.

[@EarthPhantomTS]

Yeah, it's like, what does Phil expect? For a crow to just sit in its nest all day, every day :P?

[@YusSuh]

Seeing Phil kill Oscar actually made me want to cry

[@manrisakirisame3505]

I take the only reason people are still supporting him on Patreon is because they don't want to stop laughing at him.

[@NexusKin]

It's fun to see him rage and bitch about everything when it's his own fault.

[@Krispen_Wah]

"In real life when you're a knight..." Lmao this guy will tell you all about every aspect of "real life" while sitting on a smelly couch and putting all his whalemoney in WWE Champions

[@dinnerfan19470]

DSP: This game doesn't explain anything, what do you use souls for? Unavoidable Message at Beginning of Game: Use souls to level up at the bonfire

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Phil don’t read too good.

[@impatotec]

I don't think he ever attacked using a button that isn't R1

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Well in most situations r1 is the best option because it comes out fastest giving you more time to escape as well

[@noobishmacgaming]

M14Ok he’s has R1 panic spammed his way through the entire series. He’s playing this game a third time now and still doing it.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@noobishmacgaming i mean like I said, r1 is also usually the best option, the difference is phil doesnt actually understand that as we can tell by how greedy he is

[@DaVeganZombie]

He uses Square often- using items on accident is usually him trying to attack (square is usually light attack in action games) so… I guess even then he was using the equivalent to R1 xD

[@hypnos8362]

I'm suffering more watching DSP playing than to try beating Dark Souls.

[@Heretogasunu]

Intellectual pfp

[@NexusKin]

Me too.

[@Nixoleon]

Thanks Outsyder I'm glad these TIHYDPs are not lost forever!

[@ivoryfalcon5494]

>needs healing >has the fucking item and spell >people tole me to use R1 >uses R1 >ermergerd its attacking >.... >... >... >wait lemi try L1 >walks of ledge for his sake i hope its an act and the king of hate was a meme all alone for us to hate him.

[@Ron_Jambo_]

I'm from the future and let me tell you this was the real him all along.

[@noptic]

Did he kill Capra Demon in one try? I fully expected this to have like 20 minutes of Capra Demon footage. I'm SEVERELY disappointed in the lack of Capra Demon footage.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Indeed. Capra Demon, I R disappoint.

[@ivanasukjadic1423]

Yes this isn't a very good This is how you don't play.

[@alexhopf2466]

DSP -"In real life when you are a real knight" Me - "oh fuck this will be good"

[@AHeckman118]

In case anyone was curious, I collected every death I could confirm in this video. Phil likely died waaaaaaay more than this, but A). I don't want to give Phil views, and B). I have neither the patience nor the time to go through his videos, these are just deaths I can count from the video. Asylum Demon: 2 Skeletons: 2 off camera shit: 4 Hollow Soldiers: 1 Taurus Demon: 1 Rat+Gravity: 1 Regular ole' Gravity: 9 Titanite Demon: 1 Belfry Gargoyles: 1 Living Foliage: 1 Basilisks: 1 Stray Demon: 1 Laurentius: 1 Weird Spider thing from Blighttown: 3 Bloated Hollow Soldiers: 1 First attempt: 30 Quelaag: 1 Invader: 2 Armored Boar: 3 Sentinel: 1 Centipede Demon: 1 Bed of Chaos: 2 Black Knights: 1 Gravity 2, Electric Boogaloo: 1 Gwyn: 1 Second attempt:13 Total: 43

[@DarthFennec]

"The firebombs did zero damage!" I don't know why he apparently expects to just throw firebombs in the general direction of a boss and get hits. When he plays Call of Duty does he also expect the game to aim his gun for him?

[@gingersasquatch94]

He plays on console so CoD literally does aim the gun for him.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@gingersasquatch94 And yet he still misses.

[@erlandir9121]

My god I love coming back to this. Gem across time to show us how amazing DSP is.

[@randommaverick3039]

Phil has officially started replaying the game, I can't wait for This Is How You DON'T Replay Dark Souls.

[@NarutoDipShit]

Watched today and that shit was hilarious when he was in blighttown and kept getting hit by those toxic dart dudes. Then after dying a few times he almost made it to a bonfire when he got hit by another toxic dart dying just before the bonfire.

[@FancyHorse]

Whenever I feel bad about my Dark Souls skills, I remind myself that I will never be as bad as Phil.

[@littleoreo7717]

I srsly never played Dark Souls but one of my friends told me this game is all about time and patience and ppl who aren't patient will get punished callously. Thx to this video, now I know.

[@BORISTIMUS]

this man does not deserve to experience this excellent game

[@MobiusGang]

1:00:08 “I just died for no reason” I guess him rolling off a somewhat high platform with low health had nothing to do with it huh?

[@lefteron6804]

And was poisoned on top of that.

[@silvajoao142]

he is a one man twitch plays

[@kingedgelord4726]

Twitch plays at least has people of a positive IQ

[@kevo300]

This is why people gatekeep games. Can you imagine someone who hates the game but makes money while only complaining about it and never learning?

[@hadesrecordofragnarok]

It’s truly unfair

[@drhoneybadger]

>takes 3 attempts to kill arguably the easiest creature in the game

[@pengmaeda9908]

Which one were you referring to?

[@twistervtx5682]

I want to say Oscar in the beginning but he said "creature" so probably the rats in the sewers near the beginning.

[@bruhmoment1678]

" This could be the end of my playthrough I dont have the patient" Proceeds to cheese every single possible enemy with a bow even if it takes an hour

[@NexusKin]

He could've just leveled up Intelligence and cheesed them with Magic, which would've been a lot faster.

[@DaVeganZombie]

“Why does he laugh at his own jokes?” -gmilf71 (2:06) *Because no one else will!*

[@Gakusangi]

I see a lotta people telling Phil to go to games like CoD, GTA, Dragon's Dogma and Skyrim instead of play Dark Souls during this playthrough and in all honesty...there's video evidence of him being bad at all of them too. I don't think it's fair to blame them for how crappy he plays here, they're victims of the same player incompetence as seen here. They're not terrible games either. So don't damn them to Phil's playstyle and lack of skill, no game deserves that...except maybe Ride to Hell: Retribution.

[@CrashJC123]

Heh, Ride To Hell, what a game

[@Xxandrew01]

+Gakusangi Yeah. DSP sucks ass at Dragons Dogma. Just look at "This is how you don't play Dragons Dogma" he is fucking terrible at that game. And in some parts, he compares the challenge on Dragons Dogma to fucking Dark Souls. He is a shit gamer man and he can't play no game right.

[@Other_Kev]

I have always suspected that "Phil" is just a persona he has invented as an experiment to make the worst gamer ever, and he's taken several steps to make the world believe that Phil is a real person

[@CrashJC123]

+Kev that's a compelling theory

[@Gakusangi]

Kev That's been bouncing around for a while, regardless of it being an "act" or not, it's unwise to treat your fanbase like he does and while I could forgive him for just being a bad player, or just laugh at him being a sore loser, his treatment of his subscribers and supporters has been appalling and a bit doesn't make that okay.

[@OutlawGrrl]

Just the fact that he never once thought to manage his stamina drove me up the goddamn wall. There were so many situations he could have escaped from if he had just left himself enough stamina to dodge or block an attack but no - he wastes it all flailing around like an inflatable balloon man.

[@NexusKin]

If he had just leveled up Strength and upgraded a good weapon, he could've killed most enemies in just a hit or two.

[@TX_LoveGame]

Rewatching this, I forgot how 2/3 of the whole video was just the parts up until he originally ragequit at Blighttown. Not much fail material to work with when he summons for every segment, lmao. Maybe this is why he was adamant about soloing (almost) everything in DS2...

[@rocking546]

i love coming to this video when ever i feel like i'm bad at Dark Souls

[@antoniosateriale2076]

Not only was he bad at this, but he also played the game in such a disrespectful way it hurts.

[@jaqq333]

this is worse than my dad who unequipped the sword and got killed by the tutorial enemy

[@littlemoth4956]

It's really frustrating playing with those kind of people. Them playing Dark Souls has nothing to do with it because they make mistakes that would leave them worse off in any game. Not only that, but they have to stare at the controller every time they do something like they've never used it before.

[@ZeroCruz_]

17:56 The Moment you realize the enemys Limited AI is smarter then you

[@merofuruya8972]

17:56

[@Darkone348]

He is actually the only person I've ever seen get pushed off of a cliff by a rat.

[@ZeroCruz_]

He just wants to cheese the game but he never learns, fakes rage and is just Garbage in ANY Game. I beat most of the Games he played in less time and lesser Deaths. I just say he's getting payed for this.

[@AHeckman118]

It actually happened to me a bunch when I was first starting out, but my problem was the exact reverse. Where Phil would pull the rats and back off into the corner, I'd run into the corridor and challenge them. Sometimes that got me chain-stunned all the way off the cliff, namely when I whiffed moves. That doesn't happen anymore, since I have a brain and am able to learn, but it did happen once upon a time.

[@ZeroCruz_]

No your problem was you where too overzealous which is how from designed it i think. You fail and you learn that is fine. You get better at times hell befor i could not beat the Nameless King alone now i had almost no trouble because i got better. His problem is he tries to cheese it in every possible way. People whould not complaine if he whould not blame the game, the guys who made it, says its a bad game if it is obviouse not, make fun of game mechanics and many more things thats why comments like mine come to life because he never learns and never pays any attention. Not to be funny now but i think he is a really bad ''Gamer'' he is not a Gamer in my eyes which whould not be a problem but he is not funny he is sexist and racist and many more. It is good you want to defend him you are a awesome person for that and better then i am because i could not defend that.

[@KebradesBois]

After 5 minutes watching my hair fell... after 10 minutes I started loosing teeth... when my eyes began bleeding I'd to stop.

[@charlie1234500]

You've become hollowed

[@gnikcufnilbog7850]

I was really hoping he would walk away from oscar and never get his estus 😂

[@NexusKin]

I think you actually have to interact with him to get that key in order to progress, either by talking to him or by killing him.

[@grinckerthesoul1510]

Hidetaka Miyazaki became the president of From Software after developing Dark Souls, because he was able to make a game full of mystery, advanced combat (at least for PvE right), atmosphere, creativity, awesome lore, and with a fulfilling challenge. But then this guy comes in and says its POORLY MAAAADE

[@Zoinkoman135]

“Now were getting somewhere” proceeds to slowly walk off edge.

[@NexusKin]

One step forward, two steps back.

[@joepbailey]

I love that he scrubs out by getting the Drake sword then straight away gets knocks off the ledge by the rat 😂

[@NexusKin]

He couldn't even one-hand it and block with a shield because his Strength was so low.

[@briandawkins2098]

Still pointing a mid-2000s camcorder at a TV. Unbelievable Phil.

[@lukejeschke]

Watching this man try and figure out the miracles was a sight to behold.

[@lukejeschke]

Omg I got to the part where’s he’s found the talisman. How the fuck does he not know that he’s needs to press L1. This man has some learning disability, there is no way any one is this moronic.

[@iamamaniaint]

I love this game too much to watch any more of this. This hurts my soul.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

"If you were a real knight, you wouldn't do a massive swing right near the ledge" is a fascination observation to me. It's like he's commenting on a movie, but it's a game. In this context, he IS the knight he's talking about. He could choose not to do a massive swing right near the ledge, yet he's still chosen to do so "like 700 times" (in his own words).

[@JaggedBird]

“He’s so angry he’s going to run all the way up here to fight me” No Phil, he’s running because he doesn’t want to even LOOK at you

[@pt8306]

"Why does he laugh at his own jokes" because nobody else will

[@adriangore850]

How can someone be so incompetent, ignorant and grotesque all at the same time?

[@lefteron6804]

You forget arrogant and disrespectful.

[@hellonokay1925]

@@lefteron6804 whiney aswell

[@StandTallTx]

I'm honestly surprised Phil's brain can comprehend variation in frame rate.

[@NexusKin]

It was probably so completely blatant that even he actually noticed it.

[@Choppytehbear1337]

Are the Souls games hard? Yes. But they are also fair. 99% of the times you die, it's your fault. This is coming from someone who is not very good at DS games.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I'd say the only times I died unfairly in Dark Souls were the rare times where a glitch killed me. Like falling through the world after sliding down a ladder.

[@WizoIstGott]

Yeah it´s mostly fair, some Bosses are notorious for having bullshit hitboxes though. For me personally oceiros is the worst offender, pretty much every death i have on him is because of hitbox issues.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

@@WizoIstGott I had one with the Pursuer in 2 where I ended up getting pulled into a hollowing stab. Like.... The game showed me rolling past the attack, but my character kinda just..... Got taken in the sword's gravitational pull.

[@GremmyV]

@@KitsuneYojimbo Yes this only happens in DS2. It's done on purpose thought, you have to upgrade something that increases your s.

[@GremmyV]

@@KitsuneYojimbo Oh and here is a good video about the thing that is bothering you. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIjOXnV5dpqBaKc

[@matty6796]

Gotta love how he listened to Oscars dialogue , you know the part most people kill him so they skip it, and when he was about to hand over the escus flask he killed him

[@senseofjustice0218]

Phil attacking the boar repeatedly at 1:13:13 and getting killed much to his surprise was epic.

[@jaxsonbateman]

I have to give Phil some credit - whenever he sucks so badly at some of these well renowned games, it makes me want to try them (if I haven't already) just to confirm to myself that he really is that awful, rather than backseat gaming on YT.

[@Zephlo97]

I'm facepalmed so many times watching this I think I touched my brain at some point.

[@silverstorm1233]

Phill: I know how to play the game properly now. Cliff: Oh really?

[@almightypatty4943]

Watching DSP try to figure out how to cast a miracle made me make the Lord Rydell pained screaming sound from Demon Souls.

[@krankerspast769]

To be completely honest. I am on my first run. Just defeated Quelaag and I didnt know until now

[@Radriar___9946]

Literally the first thing the game tells you when you get to firelink shrine is that souls are used to level up.

[@LordFiscus]

He's using summons for Quelagg? What a pansy.

[@AyeThatsHandsomePete]

That opening bit about being connected is his lame excuse to avoid being invaded.

[@Octorber13]

"Thank you game. Thank you poorly made game." Then praise the game in the end cause he was help by other people

[@cappuccinocaffelatte8722]

i turned hollow watching this