How adidas Stan Smiths Lost Me a Girlfriend.

[@TheIronSnail]

Dear everyone I’m sorry it had to come out this way. Yes i am a lefty. But i only use my left hand for writing, eating, brushing my teeth, throwing, punching, and kicking and everything else I use my right hand for so I’m basically ambidextrous.

[@mistilteinn3670]

I'm the same, but I don't write as pretty as you.

[@TheIronSnail]

We write pretty in our own way

[@joemoma2031]

I don't know how I could watch your videos anymore man I feel completely betrayed.

[@TheIronSnail]

My apology video will be up in two days

[@TechnoLawyer]

I'm a lefty as well. Bro, we aren't wrong handed. The rest of the world is. At best, they're inconsiderate - do you really need to angle the inside surface of the holes in a pair of scissors to be uncomfortable when used in the left hand? How about those desks in elementary school that only give an armrest for the right side? Why is your average notebook bound on the left making it a pain to write in, and not bound at the top so either hand is comfortable? Why are computer mice specifically curved for right handed use? At least they were kind enough to set up watches correctly. Apparently they enjoy having the crown dig into their wrist.

[@timothy8985]

This is the first video I’ve watched of yours. I’m currently staying at my parents house, watching their dogs while they’re on vacation…the same place I was 3 years ago when I also found out my wife (our blob relationship progressed too far, too quickly) was cheating on me. It’s been a weird week. I watched this video because I wanted to buy a pair of Stan smiths. I left with a newfound hope for the future, and a new pair of Stan smiths. I’ve now watched roughly 10 of your videos. I know nothing about denim, jackets, or vintage clothes, but your videos are so incredibly well made that it doesn’t matter. Subscribed and excited to follow your journey. Cheers

[@rubberlover666]

Congrats to you guys! It's funny because after I got out of my first "serious" relationship, the person I dated next was like "why do you dress like trash?" And the answer was because I was "punk" and caring about how you look was , obviously, "not punk." So she literally dragged me screaming and kicking into some stores to try on fitted pants and shirts and, to top it all off, replaced my beloved Chuck Taylors with Adidas shell-toe originals. Compared to the Chucks, they were like wearing a cloud on my feet. Even though that relationship didn't last, it definitely sent me down the mens fashion rabbit hole to become the guy who will dig through a thrift store blazer to find the ancient tag telling me how much wool is in the garment. In hindsight, I should sue her.

[@TheIronSnail]

Hahahahahaha the last sentence got me. I’m also glad I’m not the only one who will walk away from a gorgeous jacket because it’s 32% wool and I wanted 46% in a blend

[@rubberlover666]

@@TheIronSnail "It's about quality in the garment! The closer to pure wool, the higher the clo units, the more difficult it was to manufacture, thus the rarer it is!! I'll have you know, pre-industrial revolution...why is everyone walking away from me!!?? Why am I being approached by a policeman?!?! Officer, let me ask you about your shirt real quick. You see, what you're wearing is a poor synthetic blend so...owwww!"

[@_-JR01]

*Left handed* Well there goes the mystery of the channel, pack it up folks

[@TheIronSnail]

No wait! No please! I’m still mysterious I promise!

[@supermario844]

I would love to see you vlog about NYC! I think you're a very introspective person and love hearing your perspective on different things (on top of learning about different types of clothes) through your videos. I think I'm a few years older than you and it's interesting to see you go through and articulate some of the things that I think we all went through and realize as we get older. As someone else in the comments pointed out, do what you find interesting and it will show in your work. I think we're all interested and excited for the what you have in store next!

[@TheIronSnail]

Hey thank you so much!

[@TheKreattion]

Definitely do some vlogs. I'm not nearly as into denim as you are, I'm mostly subscribed just for you. You're a pretty cool dude.

[@TheIronSnail]

Hey thank you!

[@W.X.W.]

I think anyone who’s ever embarked on their own style journey can relate. Love your videos as always. Really feels like you’re hanging out with a friend! Congratulations on the anniversary! :))))

[@TheIronSnail]

Thank you thank you!!

[@EthanRom]

I love how you have stories attached to what you wear. Fashion has somehow also been a part of big key moments of my life

[@billtodd7693]

Much wisdom there delivered in your inimitable offhand way. I think I'm probably stuck in my gelatinous blob stage -- maybe I should try the Stan Smith thing!!!

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahaha Bill get some Stan Smiths!!

[@BenSebrell]

Legit going back through some of these videos and this guy could be a writer/cast member on SNL. Not even freaking kidding. The comedic timing and dry but definitely not corny humor is just dead on 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheIronSnail]

Hahaha well ty so much!

[@TheTrashStash]

im not a big fan of stan smiths, but i love adidas superstars which is basically an alternate version. also love reebok club c's! another great white sneaker that hardly gets mentioned anymore is the k-swiss classic

[@benrotatori6159]

I love your videos man

[@TheIronSnail]

Ty Ben!

[@roberttudisco6530]

Love these kind of videos! I’ve had a pair of Stan Smiths in my closet for like 3 years and haven’t gotten around to wearing them. This video makes me want to bust them out!

[@TheIronSnail]

Bust those out!!!

[@roberttudisco6530]

@@TheIronSnail how do you decide which white shoes to wear? Ive got my stan smiths, chucks, and another pair of canvas high tops. I

[@sarius2388]

@@roberttudisco6530 whatever youre feeling bro and the outfit!

[@CoopHenderson]

I like the fresh white socks with the white kicks. A little piece of unsolicited advice: if you have a smaller shoe size (like myself) you might get sick of the grey heel patch of your socks stinking up out of your low tops. The one size fits 8-12 socks tends to just run large and fit weird on people with a smaller feet. Just cruise over to the women’s section and do a men - > women’s shoe size conversion and buy a package of white athletic socks that place your shoe size in the middle - upper range for that set. I did that last time and I finally have socks that fit right and don’t show the unsightly grey patch.

[@TheIronSnail]

Oh this is AMAZING advice!

[@boman4419]

Going through the first breakup of my life rn, I found this video oddly comforting. Great vids man 👍🏻

[@kayleemetcalf6636]

You just described exactly how I was all throughout my teen years. I went to a very conservative high school, so if someone dressed just a little outside the norm, you'd get made fun of or people would talk behind your back about it. So I was kept in this "gelatinous blob" all throughout high school. And it wasn't until now (at 20) that I've finally found my style and the clothes that make me feel like me. Your stan smiths were my chuck taylors.

[@leoeli577]

I would love some vlogs! I feel like no matter what kind of videos you make, they are always great! Like this one :) Great thoughts on relationships btw, I agree. And I feel like it's good to look back at some of the bad moments from time to time, at least when they don't really hurt anymore, because 1) to learn about oneself and 2) to appreciate the current situation more. Congrats on the anniversary btw!! You and Taylor are dope! Edit: a video i'd really like to see is about how you style your hair haha, my hair is messing with meee

[@TheIronSnail]

I’d love to do a video on hair! And ty for all the kind words, I’ll definitely vlog then!

[@johnk7032]

Right on bro! Ya an old sneaker is the best especially Stan smith’s 😎 I’ve been rockn my same pair for 6 years lol. I absolutely refuse to give them up.

[@kevinlau1890]

Love the story today! Happy anniversary, Taylor and Michael!

[@TheIronSnail]

Ty ty ty!

[@wuyeah1980]

I became a Reebok guy when Stan Smith can be spotted everywhere. Noticed you got the same Reebok!

[@TheIronSnail]

They are sweet shoes!

[@Anythingelse83]

I had a similar experience with personal growth and change and it was all kinda tied into white Adidas too, though mine were white canvas Nizza's. Great video.

[@lindayuejin7230]

interesting story! The journey that someone go through to find their identity always involve unpleasant events, heartbreak, trying new things, and discovering what they like for the first time.

[@TheIronSnail]

AGREED!

[@stanleyang30]

came in for a review, came out with a story. just love this type of little story in life that makes people unique. keep up m8 🙌

[@JoeyShip]

This video is actually a beautiful love story to Taylor. It’s great.

[@southplacebo0946]

I really like the vlogs you do man, I've been watching all your videos and It would be nice watch more vlogs, keep up the good work man :D

[@TheIronSnail]

Ay ay thank you!

[@randomessentialproductions1994]

Stans are great, but I’ve always worn Sambas. White with the black stripe. Great video man.

[@kentredwine9515]

To answer the question about lacing your Stan smiths, I am firmly a leave the top open kind of guy.

[@JerelTeh]

This is basically me watching myself in the mirror (this vid). She dumped me for someone else, although I've haven't fully recovered BUT it's the best thing that could ever happened to me

[@TheIronSnail]

We all go through it!! Good luck on your full recovery my friend

[@NeverestGaming]

I was looking for a white shoes, I wanted to buy an Air Force 1 so bad, just because they're AF1. But the Nike store I've went to didn't have the all white AF1, so i went to adidas store and bought pair of Stan Smiths. I was clueless about what a Stan Smith is, and after watching your video, I'm glad that I bought them :) . . P.s. yes, this Stan Smith lost me a girl too, and it changes my life 😄.

[@AmadorMuro]

So how are the stan smiths holding up?

[@VampircNat]

I'd love for you to start doing just vlogs, I've found your videos recently and finally finished watching all of them and it feels kind of like making a new friend which I haven't been able to do really for so long now, so I am hugely in favour of vlogs of you going about your life I am sure they would be great

[@TheIronSnail]

Thank you! Means the world!

[@goose_asdf]

brb gonna break up with my girlfriend that i've been with since high school (i'm 24) and move to the east coast and buy a denim jacket

[@TheIronSnail]

Wait wait maybe i said the wrong thing! I’ll move to you!

[@goose_asdf]

jk i'm gonna take her out on a dinner date tonight instead

[@TheIronSnail]

Oh thank god i was actually stressed

[@derikbarbieri8753]

Watching this April 30th, 2022 and now realizing you are one week away from 4 years! Glad I stumbled on your channel and wish you nothing but the best :) I just bought my first pair of Stan Smiths last night (Wall-E edition) and I love them so far. Was looking for cool ways to lace them on youtube but the algorithm had other things in mind ;)

[@TheIronSnail]

Hey thank you for the kind words!

[@KiDSON.]

Tbh my whole style and life changed after I purchased my first pair of green tab Stans… I don’t know what it is but it did something to me.

[@TheIronSnail]

SAME

[@yangyangliu3770]

we love a good sneaker story! I never had a stan smith, but I do have the exact Reebok kicks since 2019, and it has slowly become my go-to shoes, it is comfy, breathable, and the inner material is so comfy that I would wear it w/o socks (it might sounds disgusting but I amazingly the material don't make my feet sweat too much) when I am running out of time going into the lab (where we need closed-toe shoes). The Reebok vintage C 85 has aged really well, and though I got much more new kicks it is definitely one of my fav and is what I will go back to in the future if I ever needed a white/neutral sneaker

[@TheIronSnail]

Love the boks! Mine are still very new but aging cool already!

[@matthewteh2000]

Michael! What is that wristband on your right wrist and where do I get?

[@wagz54]

Video idea, hit the bad ass jean shops in NYC? Let is live vicariously through you as you hit, Self Edge, Blue in Green, 3 sixteen, Grown and Sewn??

[@MickyThunderV]

Contentment is happiness. She changed you for the worse by making you think you are not enough.

[@zerokool-2058]

I like the Stan Smith, but i wear them untied. But with a not on the side very subtle and the shoe just slides in.

[@felipemts]

@TheIronSnail what are denims are you wearing on video??

[@k.5144]

Going out in a few hours, and wasn’t sure what shoes to wear. I think I’ll wear my Stan smiths. ✨

[@JoeyDecay]

I've been conscious of my outfits for a long time. Even in high school. My style was perfected around the age of 18-20. Especially after I moved to the inner city and they had a lot of awesome thrift and resell stores and just general clothing stores. I have to get rid of a lot of clothes. I still have stuff from 12-15 yeas ago I might even have some shirts from Jr high still... like t shirts. But my dressier stuff, a lot is from 10+ years ago and I feel like I just got them

[@TimeandTalk]

Interesting vid. It's funny because (though I have found my style) I still flip flop quite a lot. Stan Smith are the best, but I do get a hankering for the chunky sneaker look (a la Balanciaga). I guess we can wear whatever we want nowadays, and there is too much access to other cool stuff to not become a little flaky.

[@tommynobaka]

I've had the opposite, fashion and finding my style made girls intimidated because "I dress better than them" which I always find funny

[@nicolasgilly1452]

Im about to go on a date haha I did not expect such powerful advice from this video! Thank you :))

[@123Ir0nman]

Clicked for the shoe review, stayed for the relationship advice bonus

[@sul_6448]

Great video personally i think the greatest white sneaker of all time is they air force one low

[@TheIronSnail]

Air forces are amazing too! Haven’t had a pair for a while though sadly

[@JoeyDecay]

I love yr story telling videos

[@leegrant245]

What do you think about the new “Primegreen” Stans?

[@snowmonster42]

I feel like they are not new at all and are, in fact, rather ancient. But perhaps my memory is not reliable. Either way, good to see these classics still being worn.

[@DwyaneWadeCounty]

Hey, what's up? I bought me a pair of discounted Levi's tennis/casual shoes from Ross, and Jesus Crist, THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. Very thin midsole. Thinking about just throwing them away. How comfortable are the Stan Smiths?

[@TheIronSnail]

Stan Smiths all the way! I make the same mistake of getting shoes from Levi’s and they broke apart fast and were not comfy

[@adamlevoir6939]

Sitting here watching this in a graphic tee and cargo shorts

[@TheIronSnail]

…well I’m sure you pull it off well

[@Dustin_Quick_Holy_Smokes]

What I love about these is they can be pulled off anywhere - people even wear them on catwalks lol. I can’t wait for mine! How are yours breaking in?

[@TheIronSnail]

Fabulously!

[@Dustin_Quick_Holy_Smokes]

@@TheIronSnail awesome!

[@daimena.cianci2651]

Savers has some of the best thrifting spots in Mass

[@millionairebillionairetril3937]

can i wear this for 16 hours duty straight and long walks? thank you

[@underscoreroa]

I wish my nephew would heed your relationship advice lol he’s stuck on his first “serious girl and is planning to marry her. Also, just got my first ever Stan Smiths and was curious how other people wear them with straight legs bc they have a thicker padded ankle part (actual technical name) than my thin canvas Jack Purcells.

[@infinite3joy]

You are Holden Caulfield of the 21st century. I came across your video after buying a second pair of Stan Smiths which are made of primegreen and not leather. And I don’t know if I should use waterproofing spray on them. By the way, if you are not a writer or a creator of some sort (not just KZbin videos), you should seriously consider it.

[@GabobStrulli]

This is more a story video than a product video

[@JM12044]

I have a pair of gazelles and a pair of samba. Thought about the Stan smiths for a while now. I guess I’ll snag a pair.

[@TheIronSnail]

I think it’s worth it!

[@witte2702]

On the subject of more “lifestyle” less “review” style blogging. Yes, I would find it interesting. Can still be ‘style’ themed without being about random brand new product. Plenty of content out there nearby you in NYC. Style, Culture, People. Wouldn’t be against The Iron Snail Interviews (profiling people of interest - shop owners / small scale production / interesting randoms) Have a look at what The Unknown Vlogs does in London in their “What are People Wearing” series

[@TheIronSnail]

Watching them now, thanks for the suggestion!

[@sneaky.vampire]

I feel the same way about having a big event having in your life and making thay effort to change your appearance. It's how I ended up losing a ton of weight and started working out. When I did that, clothes started looking better on me. Now I'm here wearing a crap ton of Japanese selvedge denim and leather jackets. Also motaro makes a sashiko denim jacket? And ANOTHER DENIM JACKET MICHAEL?!

[@leoeli577]

He made a great review here!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ20oZt5q7CWj6c

[@SuperWhofan1]

Don’t you sell watches?

[@jacobhilton8891]

I am glad we got to hang out on your anniversary and you weren't alone. I really enjoyed your stories and to see a new place. I am a little concerned we spent like 4 hours together I was trying to impart a lot of wisdom to you - engage you about the shoes you wanted....I talked about cowboy boots for a solid 30 minutes and you never responded...its like I was watching a brief movie of your life on a digital device and we were connected but not connected at the same time, like you filmed yourself and I was there but not - you know what I am saying. Anyhow you're left handed so that is cool I guess.

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahaha don’t worry I would have listened and got some Stan smith X cowboy boot collaborations. Also yes I’m a lefty!

[@naished]

Very cool. About to break in my first pair this weekend 😈

[@TheIronSnail]

Hell yeah!

[@NikonFM2n]

In the 80's all the cool kids used to wear Stans. Oooooooh so supple and comfy.

[@TheIronSnail]

The best!

[@jordonjock]

what size are your shoes??

[@Wind-lx8zb]

Have you recieved your diagnosis yet?

[@AnnaKim1321]

I own 6 pairs of stan smiths 2 velcro 2 platform 2 regular tie Blue and green velcro Green and cream platform Kermit and green tie They are the best shoes I also love the reeboks too

[@TheIronSnail]

Sheeeeesh that’s a stacked line up!

[@AnnaKim1321]

Hi I'm back I own even more now

[@CiastoToKlamstwo]

This is the weirdest Stan Smith commercial ever

[@citizenm9590]

How are the shoes bottom sole are they firm?

[@judahmourns2995]

Never wear shoes to that point.. as a cop and former marine(disabled/foot injury) I can say with certainty … not only is It bad for ur feet… and nasty… it’s not a good look… especially a Stan smith.. to each his own tho.. and ya I own Stan smiths

[@pammikewilliams3026]

There’s a sitcom in these videos.

[@JonHerridge]

Came across your videos a few days ago, thought to myself this guy is reminding me a load of someone. Then it clicked... T&H

[@TheIronSnail]

T&H? Never heard of them they must be really cool

[@snowmonster42]

I'm not sure how I stumbled on this video, but as a Gen X type I can assure anyone who sees this comment that if she isn't on fully on board with your Stan Smiths then you probably need to move on. You may have just inspired me to get another pair of canvas Tretorns. Because why not?

[@rayj3154]

What watch are you wearing?

[@TheIronSnail]

Rolex 1601!

[@ctallshrestha9942]

What size you bought? Is this uk8 or uk 7.5m

[@TheIronSnail]

US8!

[@nmot97]

Love ur videos m8, do whatever u feel like to

[@TheIronSnail]

Ty!

[@fullmetalroyal1216]

Wow this resonated with me a lot, also stupid youtube unsubscribed me from your channel? Wtf

[@FrownyMascot]

1:53 personally, your personality alone could like...wager on any topic and would still capture interest...just remember though...never go full clickbait

[@obedtroyinoc5049]

what abt the sizing TTS or half sz down?

[@TheIronSnail]

TTS!

[@Pilborg_]

Im surprised youre a lefty and wear your watch on your left wrist. Im lefty too and cant stand my watch there especially when im writing

[@TheIronSnail]

Interesting! I know a lot of people that say that too tbh but it never really bothered me too much. Always liked to see it on my dominant hand!

[@Pilborg_]

@@TheIronSnail Fair enough - ive thought of trying to make the switch recently for the same reason. Also want to say I really enjoy your content! and I love being able to see your style coming through more and more in the T&H videos!

[@latetodagame1892]

She dumped you that day? She's touch her head when you come in. Not a good sign.

[@JoeyDecay]

Can I have the old ones

[@fakejasonlawless]

I had a similar journey (well, without the cheating gf) but with boots. I no longer wear hoodies and clothes that don't fit well but still like graphic T shirts 😁

[@christianamato4193]

Hope you kept the YGO shirts...

[@TheIronSnail]

…i could never get rid of them

[@christianamato4193]

@@TheIronSnail good man

[@gqfiend]

What shoes were you wearing before these life changing sneakers?

[@christianc3422]

I needed that blob talk

[@TheIronSnail]

Blob talk all DAY

[@slaylorswift6338]

Is this video meant to be serious?

[@TheIronSnail]

I am unsure!

[@slaylorswift6338]

@@TheIronSnail understandable

[@kotbegemot4223]

In Right - balenciaga version 😂

[@EMCUEAY]

I'm so creative that I'm a lefty. *cries in rive gauche*

[@TheIronSnail]

*stares somberly*

[@CarlosValentor]

Fucking hell!!!!! Not sure if bs me was as different to as me as bs you is from as you, but for sure, as me is completely different from bs me as well. I’ve tried many minimal white sneakers since and I keep going back to Stan smiths, there’s just something about them.

[@TheIronSnail]

They just have that fuego silhouette!

[@devinhurt7698]

Viberg slipper next?

[@TheIronSnail]

You know those are actually something I really want…

[@hernandezz4912]

Ahh yes, a left handed man.

[@TheIronSnail]

In the flesh!

[@arthurasriyants7794]

Is this guy excusing him self for wearing graphic t shirt? I did not have personality? Lol what?

[@jonathanpforr3844]

Hey its your channel so w.e u wana do you should do it... ill watch reguardless my dood.

[@TheIronSnail]

Means the world to hear!! Ty!

[@TonSantatoSegobi]

Stan Smiths is nice, i like

[@Lyntastic7]

Your giving me Sagittarian vibes.

[@TheIronSnail]

Lololol you NAILED it

[@Hackedpw]

Idk

[@alanpatrick7465]

Those yugioh fits are 🔥

[@TheIronSnail]

Maybe I’ll bring them back on second thought

[@alexanderrubio8295]

Los tenis pueden estar viejos pero limpios se ven geniales,lava tus tenis mugroso y deja lucir su belleza atravez de los años

[@TechnoLawyer]

Don't feel bad. My first legitimate (not high school type) girlfriend cheated on me with my roommate while I was passed out after drinking ten too many beers. Finding out your gelatinous blob gf and best friend are both scummy at the same time is fun. In retrospect, I should have bought him a case of beer for that, because that freed me up to actually enjoy the rest of my college years.

[@TheIronSnail]

Oof! That’s a blob fixer if I’ve ever heard one

[@TechnoLawyer]

@@TheIronSnail I got divorced at age 36, if you want to discuss a true blob fixer... Oh and for the record, Chuck 70s are the best white sneaker. Maybe it's just serendipity for the shape of my foot, but nothing touches the comfort of Chuck 70s for me (in both high and low top).