[YTP] Stevenakbar (Part 2/5) - Garnet

The second of a series of KZbin Poops about the third Stevenbomb.
Praise be to Leo Luster.

[@alexherrick9256]

SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING!

[@TheConchNorris]

+Alex Herrick well if you insist

[@alexherrick9256]

+The Conch Norris when will part 5 be out?

[@TheConchNorris]

Alex Herrick Probably sometime during next week.

[@alexherrick9256]

+The Conch Norris thanks. Your great at making SU ytps. Also... Call the police

[@TheConchNorris]

[@charadreemurr8981]

3:13 "The best diner in the world"

[@Cupcakeluver0204]

"Sapphire, the toilets frozen" "Such as fate" "free ice!"

[@dinoscythe6335]

One of my favourite parts xD

[@PowerJrInMinecraft]

2:56 That micro Lapis tho

[@danieltobin4498]

1:06 "We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold!"

[@sonicheelygang5869]

Call the police. -Greg Universe 2015

[@mateuszmalewski2301]

+Sonic91 I'm sick!-Pearl 2016

[@squawk-box]

CALL THE POOL-ICE

[@holybamboozler]

GASSSPPPPP

[@daikaijuzilla]

" *I'M BATMAN, BABY* *

[@AliceCosmos]

Daikaiju Danielle I read your comment right as that part played XD

[@tylergrant2766]

2:55 *Greg shows Steven an infinite amount of empty Pizza Boxes* Steven: WHAT-.....

[@dreddick1235]

"Actually motels suck" I need that shirt

[@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower]

I think I should call the police

[@TheConchNorris]

+Nigel-Cole Cleveland Greg probably would agree.

[@sherritolson5984]

+The Conch Norris Why Does Greg Wanna Call The Police

[@foxythepiratefox346]

no call the internet. google plus will help you

[@notfunnydidntlaugh1890]

+The Conch Norris I KNEW SHAPPHIRE WAS THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@austinwilliams8555]

+Nigel-Cole Cleveland pretty much haft to in this situation.

[@ceceliac5176]

1:53 there's always a splatoon joke. I love it

[@JaxontheOkay]

Well, it *was* an　ａｘ　ｍｕｒｄｅｒｅｒ，　so,　ＣＡＬＬ　ＴＨＥ　ＰＯＬＩＣＥ．

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

I saw Peridot, Princess Daisy, And a squid sister cuddling on the van... No... I'm tripping... Right?

[@TheConchNorris]

+MoonBlueGamet Greg went to buy waifus, and he returned with them.

[@MarioWidjaya123]

+MoonBlueGamet Sapphire is Illuminati!

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

+The Conch Norris Oooohhhhh k

[@brianpatterson1026]

I also saw lapis

[@Lyoko.G]

That was Marie

[@zionyaltv1329]

"Call the-*INTERNET*."

[@-liomus-8197]

"Sapphire, the toilet's frozen" "such is fate" "...free ice"

[@Coryindahouse81]

1:23 we gotta do something about this peridot addiction bro

[@harley8047]

I did. I spent the whole day whackering.

[@mrspartacust]

1:43 I was actually expecting him to say call the police, jfc you tricked me.

[@Cupcakeluver0204]

a pool, a pool, a pool, free ice, A POOL

[@TME333]

2:37 look greg got Peridot! No more searching!

[@blackpearl7596]

Hey Mah Boi... I brought dinner.

[@NSHG]

1:24 >Peridot 4chan confirmed for building Peridot's technology,courtesy of /g/. (C) nobody 1995-2004

[@netherdominater9960]

Why did Garnet have to carry all 209 pounds of drugs? (109 of cocaine, 100 of pot. Don't ask me why I'm so fluent in drug measuring)

[@dreddick1235]

Because she stronger than you

[@netherdominater9960]

+NidoKingler Still, Greg could have helped a little bit instead of constantly telling everyone to call the police.

[@BioHzrd0010]

+Nether Dominater Yeah. Especially since they had drugs. And on that note, CALL THE POLICE!!!

[@opalstarling9164]

A shit I just spit out my cereal laughing

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

I’m gonna CALL THE POLICE

[@TranquilEaster]

the "call the police" and "spend the whole day whackering" killed me

[@paulmeans1056]

a pool, and A pool, and A POOL, and free ice, and A POOOL

[@sodasoda2003]

Steven: I'm gonna go spend the whole day whackering! 😂

[@royalstarstorm]

CaLL tHe PoLiCe

[@cyrus5096]

you made a warm spot! AHHHH,A HOTSPOT

[@NineQuestionMarks]

Moral of the story: Call the police.

[@lizzyred3677]

Ruby: "I AM batman." Help, I'm dying XD

[@TheSolarWolf]

I'm going to go spend the whole day wakering.

[@MrWerewolf125]

0:22 Love Gregs shirt

[@grantmarchok2411]

0:03 steven the bomb

[@mattypoko]

YOU MADE A HOTSPOT!!

[@foxythepiratefox346]

*connects to the ruby hotspot*

[@blackdiamond4910]

+Sans The Skeleton *gem turns red* blood ruby: this hotspot sucks!

[@About30Ninjasmemebank]

Ah, I always knew Garnet was French.

[@sonicheelygang5869]

(Spend the whole day WHACKERING) Steven said. (...Call the police) Greg said

[@ckaiser1776]

Let's spell out the most prominent Greg phrase here letter by letter

[@danielsilver5316]

Dear Christopher, Call the police.

[@peach6648]

2:52 got me

[@bruu2380]

AND A POOL

[@imperatorvult]

*A POOLLL*

[@dadwhereareyou5702]

He's not square.

[@limeviper]

Whyyyyyyyyyy your name......

[@deffdefying4803]

Ayy Lmao Layyy mayo

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

I love motels. They have a pool, and a pool, and a pool, and free ice and a pool! They have everything!

[@thecomputerkid7]

2:34 how a imposter be like

[@choochgab]

Conch Norris, I officially respect you now

[@princerovan876]

the last part was the best XD

[@fennexisthename6583]

DO THE FIFTH ONE ALREADY OH MY GOD IM DYING THE WAY HIS SHIRT CHANGED AND CALL THE POLICE AND OMG

[@TheConchNorris]

FennexIsTheName I can only work so fast!

[@fennexisthename6583]

TheConchNorris THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@ultravioletgirl123]

I love Greg's changing shirt

[@keaton5101]

2:02 u can see the bar

[@TheConchNorris]

Sir Keaton I made these with sub-par sources. They'll be better in the compilation.

[@keaton5101]

TheConchNorris i do really love these ytps though theyre better than most i think

[@oliverddp]

Gregs changing shirt is amazing. I need one.

[@limeviper]

it'll have a pool and a pool and a pool and free ice AND A POOL

[@limeviper]

imma swim in the pool and get free ice AND SWIM IN THE POOL AND SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING

[@littleellbot3604]

i lafed when i saw da little lapis

[@Cometpluto]

You have earned a new subscriber

[@emmakoppe615]

it will have a pool and a pool a pool and free ice and a pool!

[@dreddick1235]

That pool sounds pretty good.....call the police

[@Creee]

Congratulations, you earned youself a sub!

[@danicabescae9689]

"Well, he was an ax murderer, so" *distorted* "CALL THE POLICE" *shows Greg in the background with blood* I dunno why, but that cracked me up.

[@austinwilliams8555]

I nearly died laughing at 03:15 when Greg's mind kept saying call the police.

[@eleonorabv8210]

2:50 did she say deez nuts?!?

[@Gold-jl7sw]

She says "This not square

[@CodeDonutz]

She said "he's not square"

[@randomliz.m]

when the music went off my cat looked at my tablet and his eyes widened like no tomorrow

[@delaneym.7412]

Garnet, Queen of the Crystal

[@buffalot35t1cles3]

Dale and Bill were staying at the same motel in a duff poop scenario

[@Corium1]

Mr Exposition

[@peach6648]

I lost it at 'you made a hotspot'

[@InfernasX69]

I love the Attackofthehank references

[@SilverKittyDeadChannel]

Dammit...they got into my stash of drugs and smutty Pearlmethyst fanfiction. CaLL tHe pOliCeE.

[@allangomez5728]

inkling!

[@cherub5227]

looks like my mixtape is on fire again sorry sapphire.

[@animdudeclone1736]

Peridots in the window!!!!!!!!

[@subforsub1970]

LMAO loved this

[@Pancake-225]

You are so funny!

[@Goo_Moonpie]

I CALLED IT AFTER THE BREAKFAST SCENE THEY WOULD PUT ILLUMINATI AS SAPHIRES EYE

[@rowanash5378]

SAPPHIRE=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

[@kostkamasa7867]

OOOOMG ILLUMINATI!!!!

[@colmagi6008]

Did anyone else notice conch predicted the Paris attacks with the intro?

[@gabimurray5955]

2:35 look at all those waifus

[@datpolakmike]

I'll take a kilo of whatever it is your dealer sells you

[@TheConchNorris]

+datpolakmike Fair warning: It's a suppository.

[@TrolleyMC]

I'll take 11.

[@popjumpy]

*CALL THE POLICE* and *SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING*

[@RadiCAllen]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@TheAudacityChannel2020]

I

[@nekoyuri8129]

Would somebody just call the police xD

[@amethystawesome6281]

you replaced greg's van with the mystery machine?!

[@royaltek]

Thats alot of pools

[@jordantackett1309]

LOL POOL part

[@amaebikawaiiplayz622]

Sapphire = Illuminati?!

[@y-value3709]

I saw the hidden illuminatidot

[@y-value3709]

should I call the police?

[@TrolleyMC]

Yes.

[@Mackenzie_EV]

Sorry, i dropped my mixtape

[@sadbreathing2716]

Yay *CALL* *THE* *POLICE* made it here

[@jacobfritts4490]

I died at the hot spot

[@JaxontheOkay]

"We..." "Are the Crystal..." "ALLAHU AKBAR"

[@TrolleyMC]

we'll always say AHHH.

[@thecomputerkid7]

It’s SONICBOOM

[@roxiez69420]

stop. sTOP. STOP THAT. PERIDOT'S MY WIFE. NOT YOURS.

[@ceceliac5176]

2:37 AGAIN

[@TaikoNoLuffy]

c a l l t h e p o l i c e

[@netherdominater9960]

I'm not sure if anyone cares, but I was the one who ran the Waifu Shop.

[@davidsgamesofficial2932]

intro says we and french flag also steven says alu ackbar omg counch norris is part if isis or illuminari

[@jollybritishchap485]

I have this weird urge to call the police...

[@lordofglasses5886]

C A L L T H E P O L I C E

[@lemonmeringue7850]

Anyone else REALLY concerned about the into this time?

[@y-value3709]

0:11,did anyone noticed peridot?because I did

[@stinkbutt59]

I did

[@benhaggerty8707]

I was just looking for peridot

[@netherdominater9960]

Actually it was Ghost Peridot (easy mistake to make though)

[@speed0291]

+Melissa Lamm easy =P

[@foxythepiratefox346]

just barely

[@neylaleonbarraza2845]

Ruby ♡ luminati

[@stereovenus]

just why just why

[@TheConchNorris]

+Nicole Fano What do you mean?

[@stereovenus]

I meen the weirdness of this

[@stereovenus]

But i love it

[@beaglesareawesome999]

A POOL

[@huskyquest6911]

call the police

[@zdzisawlaskowski1674]

... and then they died