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@Th3BadThing
@Th3BadThing 2 жыл бұрын
"I AM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE, DO YOU WANNA FIGHT" That line is always going to make me cackle like a maniac.
@artdude8940
@artdude8940 2 жыл бұрын
That is called getting *offensive*
@thegrimmarcher202
@thegrimmarcher202 2 жыл бұрын
Its known as the ajincour maneuver.
@MidnightKingL
@MidnightKingL Жыл бұрын
I got you bro 17:05
@sanctumsomega
@sanctumsomega 11 ай бұрын
its called aggressive....
@lukasfogel7892
@lukasfogel7892 3 жыл бұрын
Got a contender for best mid-sentence ad cut. "A vengeful villain finds an all powerful McGuffin taking the shape of ARBYS ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES"
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
Be honest if that was a plot to a game you'd buy it wouldn't you
@rodvincent
@rodvincent 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's
@ExpandDong420
@ExpandDong420 8 ай бұрын
​@@rodvincentthe food equivalent of being down bad
@skoliosis
@skoliosis 3 жыл бұрын
My annual serving of background gibberish has arrived.
@CubiStudios
@CubiStudios 3 жыл бұрын
"And so ends the year, 2019. What a cascade of failure and pain it has been" Little did Yahtzee know...
@deadsnake5402
@deadsnake5402 3 жыл бұрын
But it'll be better THIS year, right????? Wait why do I hear the universal union anth-
@Ward1706
@Ward1706 3 жыл бұрын
*hears commotion at the US Capitol* Hmmm, I wouldn't count on it...
@StudioAREshorts
@StudioAREshorts 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it was, 2020 was just worse.
@IanWeaver
@IanWeaver 3 жыл бұрын
WE HAD NO IDEA
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like 2021 is a reboot of 2020.
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee is the only reason I would consider spending four hours reminiscing about 20-fucking-20.
@TonyRockOn1864
@TonyRockOn1864 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like you haven't seen "Death to 2020" yet on Netflix... Best reminiscing of 2020 imo
@bigbubbles6456
@bigbubbles6456 3 жыл бұрын
But wait, 2021 has so much more pain to offer us... Wait... Fuck... NO NOT AGAIN!
@jackgebhardt2932
@jackgebhardt2932 3 жыл бұрын
@Zack Smith That was set in 2019.
@MaztRPwn
@MaztRPwn 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, don’t be so dramatic.
@bunnybro5977
@bunnybro5977 2 жыл бұрын
Best of all, I can now watch a 4 and a half hour video instead of just going through the playlist. Y'know, for the convenience
@kangbowo
@kangbowo 3 жыл бұрын
"Mooom, the crazy man is rambling for 4 hours again."
@ravencrovax
@ravencrovax 3 жыл бұрын
I AM DISAPOINTED AT THE LACK OF EXPLOSIONS IN THIS COMMENT!
@kangbowo
@kangbowo 3 жыл бұрын
@@ravencrovax THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
@andreipoplauschi180
@andreipoplauschi180 2 жыл бұрын
@@kangbowo I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!! *EXPLOSIONS*
@Beriorn
@Beriorn 3 жыл бұрын
Remember that he's been at this for fourteen years and he's still going strong.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear ber
@kraxosOBK
@kraxosOBK 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku dear god I hope you aren't serious
@kraxosOBK
@kraxosOBK 3 жыл бұрын
@@letsBrn Dunkey does too
@ThiisJustin
@ThiisJustin 3 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how long he's been going and the wit hasn't gotten any stale
@gmacwizard8890
@gmacwizard8890 3 жыл бұрын
He is getting better
@alexdavison259
@alexdavison259 3 жыл бұрын
“That’d be like if Europe had another crack at the bubonic plague” Guess that means we’re going to get a re6make
@thepretentiousgentleman
@thepretentiousgentleman 3 жыл бұрын
That is hilariously poignant given it was 2019 when he said that...
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 жыл бұрын
If Capcom actually finished the combat in RE6 with it I'm 100% on board because I know if they finish that combat system everyone's gonna be awestruck.
@Pusher97
@Pusher97 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I’m rather disappointed about the distinct lack of people dressed as plague doctors this time around.
@alexdavison259
@alexdavison259 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pusher97 aren’t we all? I’m only disappointed when masks became mandatory there wasn’t a resurgence
@Pusher97
@Pusher97 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexdavison259 Not to mention a large pointed walking stick could really help social distancing. Get too close? Leg jab.
@nutcase6443
@nutcase6443 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he spoils the death of a major character in The Last of Us Part II, but decides to avoid spoiling the death of a fucking Bob-omb in Paper Mario.
@Gilhelmi
@Gilhelmi 3 жыл бұрын
Because Bob-omb was surprisingly well written and highly unexpected. I would have never thought about a character dying permanently in a Mario game.
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gilhelmi that and it was an actual character not a whiny cut out that you were STUCK WITH
@elhazthorn918
@elhazthorn918 Жыл бұрын
What, Dr. Sniffybum was a major character?
@Shotblur
@Shotblur 10 ай бұрын
Critics refrain from spoiling games they respect.
@amandabarrow8094
@amandabarrow8094 4 ай бұрын
RIP Dr. Sniffybum
@ivan_osorio
@ivan_osorio 3 жыл бұрын
This video is an amazing historical record of how people dealt with the pandemic in 2020, such a ride to see Yahtzee going from "this will be over in a month" to "this whole year can go die in a fire".
@ZoruaHunter
@ZoruaHunter 3 жыл бұрын
You know that "this will be over in a month" line was sarcasm right?
@Gilhelmi
@Gilhelmi 3 жыл бұрын
There were a lot of people who thought that. I was one of them. I figured that as long as everyone followed social distancing and wore a mask, this would be over quickly...... Oh how naive I was. I had too much faith in humanity and it failed me once again.
@uhuju1
@uhuju1 2 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel leave it to gamers to blame illegal immigrants for a pandemic in a video about videogames Fyi maybe if the anti-mask/abtivaxxer idiots just went alobg with regulations this woulf long be over Keep blaming immigrants doe
@augustjay6436
@augustjay6436 2 жыл бұрын
@@uhuju1 I think we can easily blame both Though the immigrant thing is a tad out there it does have a weird kind of logic
@peaceable263
@peaceable263 2 жыл бұрын
@@augustjay6436 Immigration legal and illegal have had little effect on the spread of the virus compared to home grown anti-mask/vaccine crowd. Neither my family nor all of my friends thought the pandemic would get this bad back in January of 2020. Oh how naive we sweet sweet fools were. The moment the bloody thing was turned into a political issue by the right wing all bets were off and here we are in 2022 still fighting it. 😑
@MikaelMarius
@MikaelMarius 3 жыл бұрын
Purpose: Sleeping aid. Dosage: 15 minutes. Thanks, doc.
@inciaradible7144
@inciaradible7144 3 жыл бұрын
I am just here to hear Yahtzee say 'The Doomslayer.'
@midnightmoron332
@midnightmoron332 2 жыл бұрын
First time he said that with the doggo pic popping in made me shit my pants
@Turret0pera
@Turret0pera 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be so sad when he quits, because there will never be anyone like him.
@Fiat_Lux_23
@Fiat_Lux_23 3 жыл бұрын
I wish people would stop to keep looking for the next Elvis and rather enjoy their respective Kurt Cobains before they do a Jim Morrison on them.
@shadowsketch926
@shadowsketch926 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fiat_Lux_23 I truly hope most of the people reading this comment actually appreciate the artistry in your sentence.
@noahgray543
@noahgray543 3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowsketch926 nope. No idea. I only know Elvis as a badly dressed fat man who can't sing very well but my mom thinks was pretty good.
@shadowsketch926
@shadowsketch926 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahgray543 that's mostly a stereotypical caricature, in his prime he actually sounded and look damn fine. also, don't forget that the recording equipment back then was different then what we have now, and autotune didn't exist yet.
@happyhapsly
@happyhapsly 2 жыл бұрын
a kind ale war but he stopped a while ago too
@emeraldmines1194
@emeraldmines1194 3 жыл бұрын
Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps 0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019 5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade 11:29 - Boneworks 16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries 19:27 - Whattam 21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet 26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero 36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot 36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War 41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem 46:58 - Dreams 52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective 57:35 - Black Mesa 1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps 1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL 1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx 1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake 1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons 1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake 1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad 1:38:19 - Cloudpunk 1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4 1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee) 1:48:29 - Void Bastards 1:51:00 - Ion Fury 1:53:26 - Man Eater 1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons 2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens 2:08:35 - Desperados 3 2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2 2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden 2:24:14 - Google Stadia 2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2 2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King 2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima 2:44:06 - Carrion 2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky 2:49:10 - Fall Guys 2:54:11 - Mortal Shell 3:08:45 - Spirtfarer 2:58:50 - BattleToads 3:01:30 - No Strait Roads 3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers 3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute 3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4 3:24:14 - Hades 3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time 3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns 3:38:34 - Remothored Broken 3:43:28 - Ghostrunner 3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion 3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope 3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla 4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales 4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon 4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising 4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077 4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st video of 2021) I hope everyone has a great 2021!!!
@ahennessy7998
@ahennessy7998 3 жыл бұрын
These timestamps are really useful and impressive, thank you
@emeraldmines1194
@emeraldmines1194 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahennessy7998 your welcome
@racecarle7860
@racecarle7860 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend for this
@emeraldmines1194
@emeraldmines1194 3 жыл бұрын
@@racecarle7860 thanks
@MorbidMindedManiac
@MorbidMindedManiac 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you This should be the top comment, or at least be pinned
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 3 жыл бұрын
" I'm awake. I'm awake. " ... He was making a reference to druids from the Warcraft RTS. Every time you selected the druid of the claw. " I'm awake. I'm awake. "
@warsmithgalvinc4151
@warsmithgalvinc4151 3 жыл бұрын
"Europe having a second crack at the bubonic Plague" - Yatzhee January 2020 how the hell did he know?
@misteryA555
@misteryA555 3 жыл бұрын
People knew about COVID-19 in like November of 2019, hence the name. It had already been shown to be extremely viral and potentionally deadly. Easy joke if you ask me lol
@cathacker13
@cathacker13 3 жыл бұрын
@@misteryA555 what do you classify as "people"? I'm pretty sure the bigger part of humanity didn't know about it before it started spreading through the entirety of china
@blake7297
@blake7297 3 жыл бұрын
@@cathacker13 I heard of it about mid December on reddit of all places ad thought that might be something to check on later. Saw something else about it on reddit at the start of January and started keeping up with the data at that point. It had reached the US at that point.
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 жыл бұрын
@@cathacker13 which happened in December 2019 and reached the U.S. in January 2020. Not as common as the other guy probably thought but not really prophetic either.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
The irony is that the USA is having it way worse than any EU country...
@Buretsu
@Buretsu 2 жыл бұрын
2:27:02 "AAA titles everyone stopped talking about around the same time they stopped talking about Russia annexing the Ukraine" Boy, that aged well.
@IHateHandlesWayTooMuch
@IHateHandlesWayTooMuch 2 жыл бұрын
Well it did stop for a while, even here, in Russia, rather quickly. And started again.
@lunasolaris6813
@lunasolaris6813 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never not hear “do maternal “ as “Doom Eternal”
@hollowrussian9318
@hollowrussian9318 3 жыл бұрын
I've come yo realise something and it is this: Yahtzee's voice makes for great sleeping audio. On multiple occasions I've put one of these on and just drifted off giggling.
@reverendwartooth8470
@reverendwartooth8470 3 жыл бұрын
I have every one of these compilations downloaded on my phone and I fal asleep too one of them most nights lol :)
@sweatbot5000
@sweatbot5000 2 жыл бұрын
Doing it now
@whoknows8264
@whoknows8264 2 жыл бұрын
I kind of agree and I think it has to do with how consistent his voice is. Not quiet but not loud either.
@sintua
@sintua 3 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is not getting my ears punched in by hard rockin' guitars between every damned video.
@Winasaurus
@Winasaurus 2 жыл бұрын
Dial down headphones, wait for du-du-du-du, dial up headphones. Get deafened by outro anyway.
@allnaturalfigjam310
@allnaturalfigjam310 2 жыл бұрын
Always annoys me that the intro and outro seem at least 50% louder than the video
@hanro50
@hanro50 Жыл бұрын
That line about getting an edge in a mediocrity contest is pure gold
@nathanallwood249
@nathanallwood249 3 жыл бұрын
Jiminy Cockthroat: The singular point that is the result of the "Arsing About in a Bush" theory.
@anangryninja2824
@anangryninja2824 2 жыл бұрын
Any year prior to 2020 feels like a lifetime ago, and the feeling of positive anticipation we had for that year was so misplaced...
@dapperdavid3193
@dapperdavid3193 3 жыл бұрын
19:28 *"No bad Yahtzee!!"* Makes me laugh every time 😂
@notalolicon5936
@notalolicon5936 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee provides us the most valuable thing in these dire times: Background noise to prevent us from shoving our head in the microwave
@brandonboewe6198
@brandonboewe6198 3 жыл бұрын
I use it for background noise while I play guitar. Also my microwave won't run unless the door is closed...
@somenobody8599
@somenobody8599 3 жыл бұрын
Nonce
@POTUSOfficial
@POTUSOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@somenobody8599 i still dont get how the word nonce means p3do, like just use the right word
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 жыл бұрын
@@POTUSOfficial Aint it nice but typed badly?
@c0nc3pt
@c0nc3pt 3 жыл бұрын
@@pauloandrade925 no, look at op's pfp.
@sammyfreeman8494
@sammyfreeman8494 6 ай бұрын
"You Maniacs! You blew it up!"
@L_mattox
@L_mattox 2 жыл бұрын
48:44 the placement of "calculus" on Yahtzee's swear matrix made me lol.
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 2 жыл бұрын
reference to the "will blank the galaxy for blank" series
@josephwinters8047
@josephwinters8047 6 ай бұрын
Commenting here to draw attention to SECOND WIND!
@kevanikan
@kevanikan 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early I felt genuine happiness from life
@believeitornotnotabot3056
@believeitornotnotabot3056 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@InstrucTube
@InstrucTube 3 жыл бұрын
You'll have to tell me how that feels, it's been at least a decade...
@azzzanadra
@azzzanadra 3 жыл бұрын
Man, your life must be boring
@breadisbread905
@breadisbread905 3 жыл бұрын
At 3:34:24, it's funny how he says "hey wouldn't it be funny if the post office delivered free money to my house?" And then through typical Yahtzee magic, we got stimulus
@hamishmonk8656
@hamishmonk8656 2 жыл бұрын
I've got this on during a storm to keep me calm, i'll update once the storm passes It's gone, i'm good
@TomHarper1997
@TomHarper1997 3 жыл бұрын
*Grievous voice* This will make a fine addition to my binge watching collection
@hoodiesticks
@hoodiesticks 3 жыл бұрын
Fun challenge: skip to a random part of the video and time how long it takes you to figure out what game Yahtzee is talking about.
@sargecjohnson2911
@sargecjohnson2911 2 жыл бұрын
Love the idea, unfortunately skipped to Persona 4 and got it in 5 seconds
@Winasaurus
@Winasaurus 2 жыл бұрын
The minecraft dungeons one got me. Especially after the "Haven't you already reviewed Doom? No, it just feels like I have." I kept thinking "I swear he's reviewed minecraft, I even remember the jokes about giant golden cocks and bush monsters." and then he finally mentioned dungeons and my frantic anxious search for my failing memory got put to a thankful end.
@drakematsen4978
@drakematsen4978 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I should've done that before I'd seen every episode dozens of times each and could get it instantly...
@owenjames8575
@owenjames8575 Жыл бұрын
If only I hadn't skipped to a frame before he said the name and showed the cover of deadly premonition 2, this probably would have been much more fun
@ProjectXa3-1
@ProjectXa3-1 3 жыл бұрын
Man, "when their back-door dead-bolt whizzes past their head" is just an EVOCATIVE phrase, right? Always sticks out to me.
@brennefleisch
@brennefleisch 3 жыл бұрын
Another 4+ hours spent with my favorite "podcast" while gaming or hobbying.
@RichardBatchelorComposer
@RichardBatchelorComposer 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, Anthem........ Remember Anthem? No? Me neither.........
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while I see it on sale for dirt cheap on some storefront or another, and have a nice sensible chuckle at the idea that it was supposed to be the next Destiny.
@morganlinden6580
@morganlinden6580 2 жыл бұрын
From the Stadia review, "Right now, there's just a limited selection of AAA titles that everyone stopped talking about around the same time they stopped talking about Russia annexing the Ukraine." Well that didn't age well :P
@timotheylomizov1115
@timotheylomizov1115 3 жыл бұрын
At 1:17:52 what Yatzee is saying is the equivelant of the "we'll be back by christmas" in WW1
@raidkoast
@raidkoast 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly on the VR part, all I want a VR headset for is racing Sims. I wanna be able to look in the mirrors or to the side without binding annoying buttons that could have been used for much better things.
@Exodia0715
@Exodia0715 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed something. When he was doing the Black Mesa one, and he mentioned the 4 scientist models from HL2, one of the faces he used was actually a sketch of a famous robber called Dan Cooper, who hijacked a plane, asked for $200,000 in ransom, and proceeded to disappear from the face of the earth
@kareemmasri3934
@kareemmasri3934 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, BD Cooper is what everyone seems to call him (in Prison Break anyway).
@RadicalDreamerWD
@RadicalDreamerWD 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the new uploads of things like Far Cry 2, and The World Ends With You. Now I have a mortgage and an 11 year old. Time marches on, but Yahtzee is eternal.
@Commy01
@Commy01 3 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely curious how much of his own work Yhatzee will let his kid watch.
@Winasaurus
@Winasaurus 2 жыл бұрын
"Now if you go on the internet and find anyone who sounds suspiciously like me, click off those videos very fast. Especially if there's any black boxes on the characters. No reason."
@Jayyemi
@Jayyemi 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not the Kirby's Epic Yarn review at least
@FireTalon24
@FireTalon24 Жыл бұрын
"The dude who fucked the monkey that gave us aids."
@ShiyokoCL
@ShiyokoCL 3 жыл бұрын
Started following Yahtzee this year, best decision made on 2020.
@comradeshadles4967
@comradeshadles4967 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome and buckle up
@primaroxas
@primaroxas 3 жыл бұрын
Same, totally worth it
@malachichampion
@malachichampion 3 жыл бұрын
Jealous you have such a backlog of quality new entertainment ahead of you
@doodleroar
@doodleroar 3 жыл бұрын
same, I binged every episode (and I mean *every*, no I don’t have any sanity remaining) in about 2 weeks and was hooked from the first minute of the first episode, yahtzee’s one of the most entertaining KZbinrs I’ve ever watched
@sgtsluggom3248
@sgtsluggom3248 3 жыл бұрын
Read his books better , listen to the audiobook he does the voice acting for all the characters. Some very funny stuff , start with Jam .
@raspymorten
@raspymorten 2 жыл бұрын
2:26:59 Here I was looking for a distraction from all that, when this joke happens. lol
@aguyhere7945
@aguyhere7945 3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, the original zombie plague invasion is still remembered as one of the most fun pre release events. Blizzard even re did it recently for Shadowlands.
@ethanpack3116
@ethanpack3116 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee and James Rolfe. Two long running youtube legends
@mattyunker4551
@mattyunker4551 2 жыл бұрын
At 3:34:18 , Yahtzee used his powers to create stimulus checks in America.
@cancer18a
@cancer18a 3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait to watch this 100+ times over the next year!
@johnjoyce1671
@johnjoyce1671 3 жыл бұрын
Sick, another one of these to use as white noise when I'm trying to go to sleep.
@CharlemagneGuy127
@CharlemagneGuy127 3 жыл бұрын
5:50 “but 2020 is an important year!” Yes, Yahtzee, we know. 2020 was the year where shit went sideways and hit the fan before embarking on its trip to Hell in a hand basket.
@user-os6gb9bq5v
@user-os6gb9bq5v 3 жыл бұрын
The end of 2021 at least for america is going to be the mother of all shitstor.s
@tripolarmdisorder7696
@tripolarmdisorder7696 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that it set the fan on fire when it hit and then proceeded to turn hell into a novelty theme park about the inside of Chernobyl reactor number four combined with the extended tour of auchwitz.
@CharlemagneGuy127
@CharlemagneGuy127 2 жыл бұрын
@@tripolarmdisorder7696 spoken just like Yahtzee would, bravo.
@tripolarmdisorder7696
@tripolarmdisorder7696 2 жыл бұрын
@@CharlemagneGuy127 it happens when I use the ZP mega-supercuts as a occasional substitute for ASMR videos to drown out the nagging voice in my head so I can sleep. In days past I used to play albums by long-form Irish comedian Dylan Moran, but after a few months I could quote a full half hour with his inflections and it was unnerving to the cats... and the downstairs neighbors. Hated living in an apartment, you run water lines into the hall closet for your own clothes washer because you could never use the communal ones and suddenly you get fined because of strict safety code violations that I hadn't the time to bother looking up. Look, the discharge pipe emptied straight into the bog for Pete's sake, I had even made a custom seat so that both processes wouldn't interfere with each other. Not my fault that you couldn't courtesy flush while the washer was draining and you were still sitting down, I put a warning sign upon the opposite wall because the resulting suction could seriously have a chance to prolapse your colon like a overly enthusiastic child squeezing toothpaste from the tube, or the result of running fat back through a high speed meat grinder.
@CharlemagneGuy127
@CharlemagneGuy127 2 жыл бұрын
Update: 2021 is far WORSE than anything 2020 ever was
@LordRenegrade
@LordRenegrade Жыл бұрын
**checks Stadia to see if it's still around** "Thank you for playing with us. Stadia was shut down on January 18, 2023.". Yep.
@BoatSoccerPlayer
@BoatSoccerPlayer 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, time to observe the decline of 2020 through the lens of ZP reviews (which are themselves great as always)
@ChrisPatti
@ChrisPatti 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a software engineer. I refuse to admit that I regularly laugh so hard watching these videos that my wife comes to check on me to ensure I haven't died or something :) Thank you for doing what you do!
@mr.nobody5140
@mr.nobody5140 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god. that cyberpunk entry legit made me spit all over my screen. that was HILARIOUS
@terreneprime4930
@terreneprime4930 2 жыл бұрын
I felt what was left of my brain dripping out of my ears listening to this. 10/10 would recommend.
@ariandynas
@ariandynas 3 жыл бұрын
Streets of Rage 4 really makes me miss Let's Drown Out, cause it'd be a delight to watch Gabriel and Yahtzee argue about it.
@KevinoftheHorde
@KevinoftheHorde 3 жыл бұрын
I put these on top workout to, and I have been looking forward to this one since September. I can only listen to 2019 so many times 🤣
@KevinoftheHorde
@KevinoftheHorde 3 жыл бұрын
@@crussteasock4047 will do! Thanks for looking out, mate!
@subifire561
@subifire561 2 жыл бұрын
Copying so I can find it Every zero punctuation 2020 timestamps 0:00 - Top 5 best, worst, and blandest of 2019 5:46 - Yahtzee’s most significant games of the decade 11:29 - Boneworks 16:35 - Mech Warrior 5; Mercenaries 19:27 - Whattam 21:43 - Journey to the Savage Planet 26:45 - The Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 31:49 - Kentucky Route Zero 36:11 - Star Fetchers Pilot 36:56 - Zombie Army 4 Dead War 41:48 - Wolcen; Lords of Mayhem 46:58 - Dreams 52:08 - DOOM 1993 Retrospective 57:35 - Black Mesa 1:02:34 - Ori & the Will of the Wisps 1:07:14 - DOOM ETERNAL 1:12:28 - Half Life Alyx 1:17:45 - Resident Evil 3 Remake 1:23:08 - Animal Crossing - New Horizons 1:28:09 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake 1:33:25 - XCOM chimera Squad 1:38:19 - Cloudpunk 1:40:56 - Streets of Rage 4 1:43:13 - WoW corrupted blood incident (Let’s All Laugh at an Industry That Never Learns Anything Tee Hee Hee) 1:48:29 - Void Bastards 1:51:00 - Ion Fury 1:53:26 - Man Eater 1:58:24 - Minecraft Dungeons 2:03:22 - shantie & the Seven Sirens 2:08:35 - Desperados 3 2:13:50 - The Last of Us 2 2:18:56 - Persona 4 Golden 2:24:14 - Google Stadia 2:29:19 - Deadly Premonition 2 2:34:16 - Paper Mario; the Origami King 2:39:10 - Ghost of Tsushima 2:44:06 - Carrion 2:46:52 - Beyond A Steel Sky 2:49:10 - Fall Guys 2:54:11 - Mortal Shell 3:08:45 - Spirtfarer 2:58:50 - BattleToads 3:01:30 - No Strait Roads 3:03:37 - Marvels Avengers 3:13:47 - BPM-Bullets Per Minute 3:18:44 - Serious Sam 4 3:24:14 - Hades 3:29:03 - Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time 3:33:55 - Amnesia Returns 3:38:34 - Remothored Broken 3:43:28 - Ghostrunner 3:48:13 - Watch Dogs Legion 3:53:06 - Dark Pictures Anthology - Little Hope 3:58:12 - Assassins Creed Valhalla 4:02:56 - Spider Man Miles Morales 4:07:35 - Yakuza; Like A Dragon 4:12:22 - Immortals Fenyx Rising 4:17:19 - Cyberpunk 2077 4:22:13 - Best, Worst, and blandest of 2020 (1st vi
@lunaska_
@lunaska_ 3 жыл бұрын
Time to binge for the entirety of 2021. Thanks, Yahtzee!
@vezroth3600
@vezroth3600 3 жыл бұрын
"When COVID just randomly disappears" Oh... historical Yahtzee...
@JMarchel
@JMarchel 3 жыл бұрын
That was a satirical comment. Note how he ends the sentence.
@joeyparkhill8751
@joeyparkhill8751 3 жыл бұрын
Me on January 9th,2021: I sure hope the Escapist uploads the 2020 ZP Compilation soon before I have to resort to listening to music while I sleep... Me On January 10th,2021: Let's do this BITCH!!!!!
@CalDoggyDaddu
@CalDoggyDaddu Жыл бұрын
"Gamings future, all 2 or 3 years that remain before we die in wars and climate disasters" Yahtzee showing Simpsons levels of foreshadowing
@figuringitout7366
@figuringitout7366 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched Yatzee in yonks and one episode in I'm reminded why I watched him- some of the sharpest, dryest, quickest content on KZbin
@Gonroamin
@Gonroamin 3 жыл бұрын
'Hey, does this barrel smell like cordite to you?' Beautiful.
@netkat7486
@netkat7486 3 жыл бұрын
There's a distinct irony of yahtzee saying "If Europe took another crack at the Bubonic Plague".....
@messupmachine9212
@messupmachine9212 3 жыл бұрын
7:23 is where I lost it, hysterical laughter grabs hold of me all thanks to a tone of voice!
@serenity8839
@serenity8839 3 жыл бұрын
"2020 is an important year" Well i guess he was right. But not for the reasons we were hoping.
@hayden1351
@hayden1351 3 жыл бұрын
"And so ends the year 2019, what a cascade of failure and pain it has been" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH
@hoagielamp6543
@hoagielamp6543 3 жыл бұрын
"The mechanics are very poorly explained" coming from the man who failed at Oregon Trail
@napalmkitty6686
@napalmkitty6686 2 жыл бұрын
31:55 kid chameleon is most definitely a work of art
@invader44444
@invader44444 2 жыл бұрын
i ate 2 tabs and left this going. and its guiding my journey.
@SWISS-1337
@SWISS-1337 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome! 4 Hrs! This is Exactly what we need in these trying times, avoiding doing anything working from home. My recommendations: - Zero Punctuation - OneyPlays complete series - Pokémon Red - kingdom heart's complete series - Resident evil - Any of them, but specifically those with dingdong + Julian - Anime - Dragon Ball Z - Stein's Gate - Attack on Titan - One Punch Man - Cartoons - Rick and Morty - Final Space - Games - Final Fantasy 7 (Remake and original (wait for Intergrade of the remake to be released in July) - Apex Legends - Fall Guys - Hitman 3 (newest one) - Emulators (N64, snes, PS1) This post was sponsored by covid 19 boredom! Enjoy!
@cynthmcgpoet
@cynthmcgpoet 3 жыл бұрын
Never can go wrong with mimicking Dr Seuss.
@DeltaTempest
@DeltaTempest 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these for at least 10 years now, I still enjoy them.
@legendaryt-fox658
@legendaryt-fox658 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Cynic yells a bunch of made up curse words for four hours.
@PoisonTree88
@PoisonTree88 3 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, 'Plonkfondle' is my new favorite word of all time.
@theeternal417
@theeternal417 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times I'll end up watching this one, your other year of reviews videos were practically the background music of my 2020.
@umbram8073
@umbram8073 3 жыл бұрын
I'll note that the reason the characters from the previous games in Desperados 3 act like they've never met before is because it's a prequel- so hell yeah continuity!
@thelittleagustus.2292
@thelittleagustus.2292 3 жыл бұрын
Original doom is the great great grandparent who's in their 90s blind,near deaf, yet somehow still manages to get to the family reunion and insists on talking to their kin even though its existence gives everyone an additional ten years of age. Not crapping on the game's importance but do as the swiss and let the old man die
@motorcycleman115
@motorcycleman115 3 жыл бұрын
So glad I decided to not watch these weekly and then just watch every review in one video. Wouldnt you know two weeks into 2021 I’d have the perfect excuse to call off work (back pain) and binge my favorite videogame critic.
@thechazzler8934
@thechazzler8934 3 жыл бұрын
After like a month I finally finished it all, I’ve now seen every episode of ZP
@martopad
@martopad 3 жыл бұрын
That was a fun ride. Been nibbling on this vid for days now, savoring Yahtzee's witty critiques over again. 14 years and you are still going strong! May 2021 be good to you, Yathzee! Cheers to more hilarious quips, jokes, cynical remarks, and further shitting on an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.
@Shicksalblume
@Shicksalblume 2 жыл бұрын
2:26:30 Well, that comment about Ukraine aged about as well as a ham left out in the rainforest.
@thisisavirus363
@thisisavirus363 3 жыл бұрын
No snarky comment, just the annual thanks for painstakingly cropping these videos so I can enjoy the gibberish the playlist with every full year eventually turns into when the lines between years blur and I have to remember what Yahtzee is talking about to know.
@nickolascharles
@nickolascharles 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh time to watch a new one of these. And the inevitably all the others yet again.
@billycarr785
@billycarr785 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing him run out of breath desperately trying to avoid a comma tells you how dedicated he is to sticking to the title. And that fits his opinion of unnecessary colons, because fuck punctuation and fuck a pointless title.
@emjaypanziku9734
@emjaypanziku9734 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this in its entirety in one go and my inner monologue has been completely replaced with Yahtzee’s voice. I will be speaking with his timing and accent for the next week. Also I laughed so hard 3:47 my chest began to physically hurt so over all Good Shit I’m shocked it’s taken me this long to watch your content.
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
Hooray for silly hats and yahtzee humour
@Liquidfear15
@Liquidfear15 Жыл бұрын
Watching Yahtz in 1.5x speed is an experience
@LottaRango
@LottaRango 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss! I couldn't wait for this. Big thanks for all the work you do!
@havic4145
@havic4145 3 жыл бұрын
I vote yahtzee as lord emperor of the gaming industry. No major title shall be released until you get at least a meh from him.
@DaVane
@DaVane 2 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't, no..." Yahtzee still has that perfect timing, even in probably the shittiest year of most people's lives...
@theholyduck5520
@theholyduck5520 2 жыл бұрын
I like how his Immortals: Fenyx Rising review was almost a more positive review of Breath of the Wild than his Breath of the Wild review.
@Onesowndemon
@Onesowndemon 3 жыл бұрын
i love his uncaristically optimistic mood to what turned out to be the worst year for everyone
@SparrowwithaMachinegun
@SparrowwithaMachinegun 3 жыл бұрын
"worst year for everyone" Really.. read a history book and get some perspective please.
@RealSelene
@RealSelene 3 жыл бұрын
@@SparrowwithaMachinegun oh yeah I forgot about Every 1945 Zero Punctuation with Zero Punctuation
@jameslafleur6842
@jameslafleur6842 2 жыл бұрын
when he mentions Biker Mice from Mars at 2:59:40 I was really filled with joy that ANYONE else remembers them xD Yes, Yahtzee
@Snowflake.....
@Snowflake..... 3 жыл бұрын
I don't appreciate you enabling my addictions
@kylemukenga2449
@kylemukenga2449 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes.....the yearly dose of Yahtzee digest.....nice way to welcome a new week 🌞
@Seltas-kv7px
@Seltas-kv7px 2 жыл бұрын
"No i'm not getting defensive , DO YOU WANT A FUCKING FIGHT?" - classic line
@xanman2003
@xanman2003 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in game reviews where some of the most used words are variations on the word fuck, KZbin finds it necessary to not show a bum crack
@Blackadderthefourth
@Blackadderthefourth 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee's free money to his house a wish also came through in the form of the stimulus check
@DnoSauce
@DnoSauce 3 жыл бұрын
Oh here it is, last year during my last term of Uni I watched all of these Compilations. I knew this was coming. And it’s here
@buriedintulips
@buriedintulips 3 жыл бұрын
Reframing Young Blood as an 'Aristocrats!' joke actually made me like it, you monster!
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