"They could at least have a bloke fly towards the camera with a baguette stuck through his head." YES this is just golden
@lixerman998 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Broly Golden like the delicous baguette
@sf900018 жыл бұрын
"Now I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time"
@D4K44R16 жыл бұрын
We've all done it
@LarsOle895 жыл бұрын
"None of us have ever done anything like this, except for Mike who, as we all know, once stole a tank and tried to invade Paris." "Hello."
@abhilashmessi315 жыл бұрын
@@LarsOle89 where is that from? Sounds vaguely familiar
@LarsOle895 жыл бұрын
@@abhilashmessi31 it's from the British sit-com "Spaced" with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
@abhilashmessi315 жыл бұрын
@@LarsOle89 thanks man
@nadroj-oz6nk7 жыл бұрын
"...Battlefield 3 nukes Paris.....they could at least have a bloke fly past the camera with a baguette stuck through his head." that's how I wanna die
@zonecalibur3725 жыл бұрын
Nuking Paris or baguette in thy head
@jkc36945 жыл бұрын
Both
@zonecalibur3725 жыл бұрын
okay
@grfrjiglstan2 жыл бұрын
The "Russia invades Europe" plot point just gets sillier with each passing month.
@JamesTobiasStewart Жыл бұрын
Oh absolutely.
@meowistforlife10 ай бұрын
@@JamesTobiasStewartyup
@JammyD25798 жыл бұрын
In fairness, I don't think "a child dies" was ever supposed to be on the same level as nukes or massacres in MW1 or 2. Those were huge set-pieces that drive the entire plot. That child dying in 3 was just "a thing that happens". It's not even the focus of that _scene_
@floridaman44738 жыл бұрын
The point of that scene was to show that it was happening all over Europe. They just couldn't zoom out and show the entirety of Europe getting gassed without you having to lean toward the screen and put on your reading glasses.
@TheMudkipdudechannel9 жыл бұрын
Wait are you telling me in a war game, where many nukes were launched, a child's death was suppose to be shocking. WHY
@IGameNerdify9 жыл бұрын
Tell me, when was the last time you saw a kid no older than 8 or 9 get blown up by a bomb containing nerve gass? You see soldiers do it all the time in grey brown shooters, but kids being killed or blown up. When was the last time you saw that in a game?
@matthewwilliams9179 жыл бұрын
***** slyrim
@Ghozt519 жыл бұрын
***** Spec ops the line
@IGameNerdify9 жыл бұрын
Tehghost51 That was white phosporous, but I get your point.
@Veladus9 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect 3 does this so much better. The Reapers, a race of sentient machines 2 kilometers high, are invading. The Reapers come every 50,000 years and wipe all organic life from the galaxy. They have been doing this for over a billion years and perhaps as many as 13 billion. This cycle, a relatively small one, still has trillions of people. Trillions. With a t. I don't even know the word for the number to describe the low end of their body count. And yet, they devote a large subplot to this one idiot kid who refused help from your character at the start of the game and gets vaporized by space monsters. Your character keeps having nightmares about that kid's death while millions of people are currently being liquefied and you wind up seeing hallucinations of his ghost or some shit. Have I mentioned that robot Cthulhus are currently murdering entire planet populations at a time while the game is trying to hammer in about one little bastard that refused help? Game developers as of late think mentioning that kids are mortal is like writing Schindler's List. Sure, there's literally hundreds of corpses in view, but this one, he or she hadn't been alive long enough for the Earth to rotate the sun 18 times! MY GOD!
@20fadhilRevolution Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the invasion of Ukraine made MW series aged both badly and gracefully. Gracefully because it vindicated that yes, there were cartoonishly evil Russians in the world. Badly because they're not even competent enough to take Kyiv.
@bobcooper82 Жыл бұрын
@jacksmith6015 Russian taking Ls still and don't even have control of its own pmc's
@thomasraines13962 жыл бұрын
His sheer disbelief at Russia invading Europe “as in all of it, simultaneously” is hilarious to me for some reason.
@grfrjiglstan2 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier now.
@JamesTobiasStewart Жыл бұрын
@@grfrjiglstan Oh isn't it just... He thought the idea was silly then, how daft must it look now?
@93MANIAC Жыл бұрын
Yeah about that
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesTobiasStewart no he was exactly right
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez Жыл бұрын
Yahtzee knew better then so many military planners and we didn't know it for ten years....
@theeternalslayer10 жыл бұрын
this is why i love zero punctuation they both lose for being grey military shooters, give this guy the medal of honor
@ManofNoConsequence10 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if the 'medal of honor' thing was supposed to be an actual medal or talking about the other grey military shooter.
@theeternalslayer10 жыл бұрын
lol just a pun
@raptorjesus389410 жыл бұрын
Zeminoth of the Hailwrath Void you mean the one thats followed the path of the rest and gone down hill (from my opinion at least) since Medal of Honor Rising Sun which IMO is the best Medal of Honor
@E1craZ4life4 жыл бұрын
And he went so far as to name both games as his worst game of 2011.
@derekquigley5816Ай бұрын
Would that be a medal of honor warfighter pahahaha?
@gckbowers4112 жыл бұрын
3:43 I was not expecting this level of awkward parallels.
@Oddman19802 жыл бұрын
Hi! I'm from ten years in the future, and I can say without a doubt that Russia can't even take over ONE european city.
@ohnoitsdominoes5393 Жыл бұрын
@jacksmith6015Half? They hold hardly even a quarter of the total territory now, half of what they held in March/April 2022.
@93MANIAC Жыл бұрын
They can barely take over a town
@grawlix-man463 Жыл бұрын
@jacksmith6015Even if what you said was true (which it objectively isn't, stop spreading misinformation) that just shows how idiotic the Russian military is, imagine only taking over HALF a country that you said you'd take in months, pathetic.
@me5969 Жыл бұрын
@jacksmith6015how small do you think Ukraine is that makes you think they've conquered half of it? It can't even control it's own PMCs nevermind a foreign country
@bobcooper82 Жыл бұрын
A little more in the future and I can say that Russia can't even control its own damn pmc's
@thecursedhero9 жыл бұрын
the short war was actually like this: Both sides go to the battlefield One of each groups steps forward until the are face to face Side A: Fuck you Side B: Okay The both return and the war is over
@thecursedhero8 жыл бұрын
Xylius Schaaij na mate i think it was britain and some losers in africa if i read correctly and the war only lasted 42-48 hours so no putting to dust only biting the dust
@Kugglelovesanime910 жыл бұрын
2:24 That face with that line makes me crack up.
@Lonech10 жыл бұрын
Now I know there was a war that lasted 40 minutes. That's actually really interesting.
@xseth110 жыл бұрын
Actually, there was also a war that lasted 30 minutes. Damn.
@Rc365110 жыл бұрын
rammsteinrulz16 In 1896? I dunno about that. The Anglo-Zanzibar War was fought because the Sultan of Zanzibar died, and the British wanted to put their own puppet Sultan in place. But the Sultan was succeeded by a different guy that wasn't pro-British enough for them, so Britain declared war, destroyed the palace, sank a royal yacht, killed about 500 people, and then declared victory 38 minutes after they opening fire. Afterwards Britain essentially owned the country. Not exactly something that counts as less ignorant, haha
@knightace200210 жыл бұрын
Rc3651 yeah they wanted power in that region and who would blame them. America kicked thier asses so hard 100 years earlier xD.
@tomstonemale5 жыл бұрын
I remember my country had a war with Spain in 1866 that lasted a year maybe if we are being generous and it was summarized by historians as "a stupid war without purpose or objectives that nobody is even sure how it even started". Basically, Spain had a beef with Peru over something, but Peru refused Spain's terms and the Spaniards took some puny Peruvian islands covered in bat shit. When the Spanish fleet arrived at the neighboring country, Chile, my own country, not only we refused to supply their fleet because they didn't do the proper salute, or something equally stupid, when they entered Chile's main port, Valparaíso, we declared war to the Spaniard bastards on a pissing contest to determine which country was more of a dick before new year. The Spanish fleet responded to this by asking the population to evacuate the city and then proceeded to fire its cannons against the port and main buildings for about an hour before leaving Chile never to return again. The only casualties of this bizarre conflict were a couple of drunkards unaware of Valparaíso's evacuation. We firmed and armistice 5 years later and a peace treaty 18 years later, probably because of a bureaucrat found out we were still at war between the two countries.
@redjaygaming97574 жыл бұрын
@@rammsteinrulz16 that is false and you should feel stupid.
@darkartsdabbler24076 жыл бұрын
When you realize the current president has legitimately asked "we have nukes, why not use them?" And had to have mutually assured destruction explained to him, probably with finger puppets
@MegaZeta4 жыл бұрын
Something makes me doubt Trump ever played either of these video games
@MegaZeta4 жыл бұрын
No matter who gets elected in 2020, U.S. imperialism will continue to terrorize the world. Trump, Biden, Warren, Sanders, the only difference between them is which countries they think the U.S. should assault.
@redjaygaming97574 жыл бұрын
@@MegaZeta the U.S. doesn't terrorize the world. Don't be an idiot.
@blackshadow-ps3fx4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist M.A.D. will be obsolete by the time workd war four comes around.
@TooCooFoYou4 жыл бұрын
black shadow That’s the point of MAD.
@Marquis-wz2hi2 жыл бұрын
Bit funny how videogame designers (and probably other people, including most of the Republican Party) reckoned that Russia could invade literally all of Europe simultaneously and today we’re seeing that they can’t even properly invade one European country
@-aexc-2 жыл бұрын
they obviously can't invade all of Europe, but they seem to be kinda successful with ukraine
@Preacherjonson Жыл бұрын
@@-aexc- are we watching the same conflict?
@cyancat545110 жыл бұрын
a good war game would be one in which you play as the vietnamese in the vietnam war
@Lightscribe22510 жыл бұрын
Closest thing is 7554, but that's playing the Vietnamese fighting the French. You know, the REAL Vietnam war.
@teamHammytheawesome10 жыл бұрын
+Lightscribe225 unlike that namby pamby poser war with america
@Lightscribe22510 жыл бұрын
harry pickthall Nah, most Vietnamese forgot that even happened. All they remember was the war to fight the French oppressors.
@disk943410 жыл бұрын
Lightscribe225 nah we not forget, we just don't like that war because of the North vs South thing, just bunch of Vietnamese killing each other. (with the South have American support)
@cyancat545110 жыл бұрын
disk9434 fair enough. i still think there should be some sort of petition to ban american companies from making more movies about it. they allways end up demonizing the vietnamese even though nort alone lost 42 times more people than USA with roughly 50% civilians adding to the number, not to mention the ammount of land that was burned or poisoned
@UsagiMaddie8 жыл бұрын
"Shooters seem to have lost their way." [Insert Kill la Kill joke here]
@johnschindler77662 жыл бұрын
3:38 that did not age well
@IronBranchEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
Turns out mw3 was accurate, they really do not need much persuading.
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
Anybody else watching this episode with renewed interest in 2022?
@DarkTider Жыл бұрын
1:34 - This aged like fine wine in 2022! :D Remember back when Russia was considered something to be worried about? XD
@tsukikage39419 жыл бұрын
MW3's shocking moment was, in my opinion, the part when they blew the Eiffel Tower. I was like "Frenchies be mad, Sandman."
@truemind1018 Жыл бұрын
The bit about the candy in civilian's brain holes is really quaint now with what's going in urkaine.
@AshkanKiani11 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be a person with a memory exactly 4:30 minutes long so I can watch the best Zero Punctuation video over and over again and be happy forever.
@Sinuo139 жыл бұрын
i cant believe he predicted splatoon
@stanley16988 жыл бұрын
+Sinuo13 What? Where? Oh, you mean at the end? Yeah he kinda did.
@robbieking40705 жыл бұрын
You mean how the battles are about as long as the Anglo Zanzibar war?
@garyshymkiw50852 жыл бұрын
as we've seen in the last few days, Russia can barely even invade Ukraine
@main_stream_media_is_a_joke2 жыл бұрын
"As we have been shown only one side by a "unbiased" media'.
@MobiusCoin2 жыл бұрын
@@main_stream_media_is_a_joke Maybe it's just that MW3 gave us unreasonably high expectations but the Russian Army is way more bad ass in this game than in real life... it's a been whole month... I'm beginning to think they're not even going to get to that Prague mission.
@@main_stream_media_is_a_joke and also by objective reality.
@dtice692 жыл бұрын
@@thecraftsman24816 have you taken a cursory look at the Ukrainian military situation? They're fucked. Russia could clearly just mog them if they wanted to, much as we could've done to Afghanistan or Iraq. But the name of the game in the 21st century is "winning hearts and minds". I get that that's kinda ironic considering they're invading someone, but you certainly don't win any hearts and minds when you've carpet bombed the entire country.
@TheLoneTerran3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I missed this era of gaming when my 360 died because I didn't praise its magnificence as the disc tray opened and I didn't buy another console till the Switch. And then a PS4 because it was on sale with a extra controller. Everyone else was hunting for the mythical PS5 while I enjoyed picking up PS4 "classics" in their re-re-released GOTY with all the DLC editions. What exactly are the big ticket games that are supposed to move PS4s and 5s and whatever the Xbox is called this time?
@lordv1le8597 жыл бұрын
Think MW3's ending puts it as better tbh. Captain Price is Hardcore AF
@derpaderpy493110 жыл бұрын
All Call of Duty games win the Racism award for the Multiplayer alone.
@alexcampbell812010 жыл бұрын
It's basically 4chan in a video game community.
@derpaderpy493110 жыл бұрын
Pretty much.
@technomancerhammerballs88166 жыл бұрын
You haven't played *all* call of duty games have you? The early ww2 based games, and fuck even mw1 and 2, Don't look at 1 game in the series and then over generalize the entire series, that's plain stupid and you should feel so as well.
@thedead0736 жыл бұрын
『TλcoRoniNoodles』 mmm mmm mmm. Reply to a 3 year old comment + Misinterpreting joke = Your comment
@markol13135 жыл бұрын
I know i am a year late to the party but, could you elaberate?
@Eshayzbra9610 жыл бұрын
"yurp" lol
@drifterbingus12 жыл бұрын
As usual, another enjoyable interview from The Escapist. Well done!
@Fliigh7z9 жыл бұрын
"I've never invaded Europe, well except for that one time...."
@GlacierIsland Жыл бұрын
In the futuristic space year 2022, MW3s observations about how evil and war crime-based Russia can be seem strangely prescient.
@samsirokytheninja8 жыл бұрын
Buying these games for single player is like going to Pizza Hut for the salad bar
@JamesiaInc8 жыл бұрын
+samsirokytheninja Actually, it would be like going for the buffet only to find out that they haven't replaced the pizza in several years and they're making a really big deal out of their newest addition to their breadstick line. COD used to have good singleplayer, then multiplayer came along and slowly killed it.
@mostdysfunctionalfamily27258 жыл бұрын
+samsirokytheninja Meh i like the free bread sticks and potato salad so its not all bad...
@NoTimeNoEffort8 жыл бұрын
Except they were both garbage in multiplayer too, so nothing of value is lost by not giving a shit
@mostdysfunctionalfamily27258 жыл бұрын
Who shat in this guys cheerios xD ^^
@toplvl200410 жыл бұрын
240p -.-' come on escapist, this is only from 2012...
@liesdamnlies337210 жыл бұрын
They probably have a high res version, but they only give access to those to subscribers.
@toplvl200410 жыл бұрын
or only on their websites
@adenbrazza512810 жыл бұрын
You have to be kidding, what part of this video has made you think it would look so much better above 360p?
@toplvl200410 жыл бұрын
the box art
@liesdamnlies337210 жыл бұрын
Yes. Only on their websites. Can you not see how uploading high-res versions to KZbin where anyone could watch it for free, while charging for the same on their website would be self-defeating? If you don't like it, you can watch it all at low res, or pay for the content they produce.
@synthwavecat966 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Yahtzee, he's hilarious and doesn't give a shit who's offended by his reviews
@speedy1113110 жыл бұрын
4:59 damn it, that's so true
@akronred6484 жыл бұрын
That comment aged quite well.
@xaviersaavedra74424 жыл бұрын
The Observer indeed
@Florescentia022 жыл бұрын
Well Russia may be taking your advice, Yachtzee
@ihategoo89072 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha! too right
@appelofdoom8211 Жыл бұрын
Well first they'd need to take over one country before they try to take over all of europe.
@i_just_got_here4 жыл бұрын
Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named MW3 & BF3 his 10th Worst Games of the Decade
@hanzup41178 жыл бұрын
Hey did anyone know that a benefit of EU membership is travel?
@Padruig98 жыл бұрын
Especially if you're Syrian.
@hanzup41178 жыл бұрын
+Padruig9 I can't even remember when or why I posted this comment. But BURN! ^^
@pleasestoptrackingmeasio76578 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bonnie1020a8 жыл бұрын
No, because I can get into non-EU countries just fine if I own a passport.
@paladinboyd12287 жыл бұрын
Not for us Limey's.
@klmnopskinner9 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Makarov's personal army that invaded Europe, not the actual Russian Army... am I just confused about that? :\
@FALG319 жыл бұрын
Lewtable What's a blank check supposed to be?
@FALG319 жыл бұрын
Lewtable I knew what a check is basically, that's why I asked for the "blank check" definition. So anyway, who designed the idea for the blank checks?? That's kinda stupid
@goat4149 жыл бұрын
Fernando Langalú Its more of an expression than an actual check. Term is "blank check" or perhaps properly "carte blanche". It just means a government has given you an ok to "do whatever the hell you want, cost is no objection and nobody will question your actions."
@FALG319 жыл бұрын
goat414 So I guess USA deserves it, who the fuck would allow a guy like Makarov to do as he desires? I definitely have to play the previous installments -_-
@goat4149 жыл бұрын
Fernando Langalú When did I talk about who deserved what? I simply tried to clarify the phrase of a "carte blanche"
@dangp75 жыл бұрын
4:59 I could actually see this happening now.
@ShoopDaWoosh11 жыл бұрын
That wasn't the shocking moment. The shocking moment was when Soap dies. I was like, "HOLY SH- ... NO!" Needlessly said, I was not a fan.
@legocontrollerjr10 жыл бұрын
Will we ever get a game about fun wars? Like water gun wars among friends with water balloon grenades that give everyone a sense of nostalgia? Hell the loading screens could include tips on how to win water gun battles against friends by doing dirty tricks like setting up a base loaded with water balloons before you start or putting ice in your water gun. A game that encourages you to go outside and have fun with friends with water guns. Seriously.. who doesn't like water guns?
@jamesreid928410 жыл бұрын
Nice. Here's another one: a paint ball war in the CoD style.
@jamesreid928410 жыл бұрын
***** Hmmm... Don't know. Never seen enough of it. As an alternative... how about Star Wars Episodes IV-VI with CoD gameplay. But for improved physics, we use Valve's Source engine.
@legocontrollerjr10 жыл бұрын
James Reid Just play Battlefront 2... it's so much better.
@soulpower1329 жыл бұрын
I have a better idea, just play with waterguns and make your own war in real life, like in the commercials.
@jamesreid92849 жыл бұрын
soulpower132 I recommend Super Soakers.
@benmatters60947 жыл бұрын
In the wake of recent events I can't help but see Yahtzee as anything other than a prophet
@JellyMyst6 жыл бұрын
Wait, did I miss something? When was Switzerland nuked?
@starwarslego12312 жыл бұрын
The taste of sarcasm is so overwhelming, I can't even taste my own hot chocolate.
@rence2342 жыл бұрын
Russian can't even pull off a an invasion of Ukraine
@TheIrishsheep12311 жыл бұрын
You know you are getting a good review when the intro is a load of people beating eachother up while an electronic guitar is playing in the background, aaaaah bliss...
@paladinboyd12287 жыл бұрын
Russia invaded Britain? Don't make me laugh.
@geniemiki7 жыл бұрын
Paladin Boyd they somehow flew 500 000 troops in every major city in Europe....you know while 500 000 troops were duking it out on the East amd West coast of the USA...all that without any sovereign country launching fighters to intercept...nor any supply issues...and without ANY FUCKING ORDER FROM A LEGITIMATE AUTHORITY!
@paladinboyd12286 жыл бұрын
Mikolaj Wojtowicz, Well to be fair France would surrender the moment they were blips on the radar, but that does raise a good point unless Russian has a cloning program I don't see how they could everywhere at once. I doubt Germany will just let the Russians fly over their airspace without saying something. And that being said my country is notorious for being tricky to invade. The RAF would paste anything trying to get over the channel.
@EpicRenegade77711 жыл бұрын
well done sir, you made my day
@LuigIan200010 жыл бұрын
Is there such thing as a "nicer" war? I mean, there are less violent wars, but if its a war, it's usually not nice
@jackthezombiekiller10 жыл бұрын
what about the rainbow wars or the sunshine wars
@Scorecatron10 жыл бұрын
***** Or the playground wars that we all were a part of at some point. Though come to think about it, things got pretty tense when someone claimed to have a shield activated.
@jackthezombiekiller10 жыл бұрын
Scorecatron lol
@LuigIan200010 жыл бұрын
I would totally buy that
@MediHusky10 жыл бұрын
Jesse Mays "EAT MY BULLETS!!!!!!!!"
@DoctorrDude10 жыл бұрын
Neon space bazooka killed me
@stevemcgroob44468 жыл бұрын
Your prediction became true Yahtzee. Everyone who played this game grew up and are now voting for Donald Trump.
@problemglass68578 жыл бұрын
Not a single thing wrong with trump. Debate me.
@Pumpkin42O8 жыл бұрын
Donald "Duck" Trumpet probably was one of those kids
@iziwings53638 жыл бұрын
+Dusty Trevalt Goofy's funnier.
@vanjstoddart8 жыл бұрын
Lol it's that or Hillary... 🇺🇸😵
@iziwings53638 жыл бұрын
Xylius Schaaij Why does every devout republican wear shades in their profile pictures lmao
@truckinconvoy73126 жыл бұрын
Its been a while but I can't remember any dust other than that mission in Sierra Leone where the dust is actually a part of a the gameplay.. Yahtzee is an entertainer first and a reviewer second.
@Agentporpoise Жыл бұрын
3:40 Yahtzee once again forgetting he has the lathe of heaven and invokes the russian war crimes in ukraine
@Goddot3 жыл бұрын
Actually a compilation game of the shortest ans stupidest wars of History sounds like an absolute blast.
@84warhead11 жыл бұрын
From my frequent visits to the internet I would safely conclude that everyone enjoys a bit of mindlessness every now and then, even intelligent people.
@CliffDiverBOA12 жыл бұрын
I might just do that. Thank you for the suggestion.
@GaleLD10 жыл бұрын
I would love it if he reviewed Insurgency 2. It's actually a good FPS game. It's hard to believe but it's true :p
@komvolt10 жыл бұрын
its also multiplayer only and so far hes only reviewed one game of that type.
@GaleLD10 жыл бұрын
***** It's more than just that. A lot of good games don't get as much exposure as EA games, Infinity ward, or Treyarch games. If all games got the same amount of exposure, good games would always sell more, but this simply just ins't the case.
@GaleLD10 жыл бұрын
I never said I was upset about it, and sure I'd rather it not be, but I do deal with it.
@habe17179 жыл бұрын
You mean Insurgency? There is no such thing ad "Insurgency 2"
@GaleLD9 жыл бұрын
Even the folder is named insurgency two. It's technically the second insurgency game they've made. The first was a mod, and more recently they've released a paid game which is much better in quality.
@battlerwinner9 жыл бұрын
İ don't like war i LOVE war throughout my life i've discovered many forms of war "You wake up in the morning and get into your shitty car and see a rich CEO who works as half as you do drive down the street in his Porshe *Class war* you make it to work and you discover the annual drug test is today and you just happened to take a puff of your 1-hitter a few nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents *Drug war* But then you find out the only ones who are getting called in for testing are your black and hispanic co-workers *Race war* then you post about it on Facebook and all your friends start arguing about what's right and what's wrong *Flame war* You finally get back home and you decide to relax by watching a show about what's in the box, who gets the box how much is what's in the box worth *Storage war*"
@SubZerosHat9 жыл бұрын
+Battlerwinner Watching these COD reviews make me realise how suprisingly self aware Hellsing actually is. The Major is so hilariously over the top with how much he loves war, and is yet so enjoyable to watch while doing it. Oh, and most importantly, HE'S STILL THE VILLAIN.
@mozata68388 жыл бұрын
+Battlerwinner But Major, now that they know our plan - Ah, heir Doctor, that is the plan! Now that they know our plan they shall plan around our plan, AND WE WILL PLAN AROUND THE THAT THEY ARE PLANNING AROUND OUR PLAN!
@battlerwinner8 жыл бұрын
Mozata Pumishmumi Your brilliance knows no end...
@g8r508 жыл бұрын
+Battlerwinner Und regardless, we have one thing they sorely lack... ... ... ZEPPLINS!!
@timebomb45628 жыл бұрын
+Battlerwinner have a video game about flame wars you could have them about religion bronies all the big issues
@Twinrehz3 жыл бұрын
"Some bastard who's presumably responsible" *On a lonely planet spinning on its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race...*
@incendere2448 жыл бұрын
5:00 ben back with the predictions, this time, trump
@PewPewBeets8 жыл бұрын
Who's Ben?
@incendere2448 жыл бұрын
Sgt.Beets Yahtzee's real name, Ben Croshaw
@tobaccoroad22916 жыл бұрын
Unnamed Internet Citizen Can you NOT GET NUKED? OH WAIT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE Get Fuck3d
@tobaccoroad22916 жыл бұрын
Unnamed Internet Citizen The year where the e key is right next to the 3 on phone keyboards grandpa grammar nazi.
@KingOhmni6 жыл бұрын
North Korea is no longer a nuclear issue and namely thanks to Trumps's surprisingly good foreign policy. Some people need to stop using low hanging fruit y'all ;)
@360FireFallen11 жыл бұрын
I used to go on binges. Still one of my favorites.
@brandonjslea15626 жыл бұрын
Well isn't this depressing in hindsight.
@markpenrice62539 жыл бұрын
"Some bastard who is presumably responsible"... where have I heard that before XD
@Noonecanknow8792 жыл бұрын
1:32 This may not age well...
@Groovyskull-un8bn2 жыл бұрын
They still haven’t invaded all of Europe simultaneously ;)
@ladsrus35542 жыл бұрын
Given how their army is about to be defeated by Ukraine (aka just one country, not the whole of Europe) I think it ages pretty well tbf.
@ApocalypticSalad11 жыл бұрын
I get this, combined with talking really fast and in the same way as Yahtzee in my real life whenever I've watched more than a few of his videos.
@Crimsontears837 жыл бұрын
that last part about the President is oddly relevant now...
@JellyMyst6 жыл бұрын
Why? Trump's done neither of the things Yahtzee described this hypothetical future president doing.
@manictiger10 жыл бұрын
I wish there was an FPS that had a hedgehog bazooka... And an inverse tachyon grenade. And a gluon cannon. And a graviton bomb launcher. And a scramjet missile launcher. And some teleport photon grenades (they teleport). Etc. We already have plenty of current-day AR-15 simulators (none of them are like actually owning one). We don't have any with a mechanized suit causing mountains to collapse with condensed rods of dark matter coming out of its arm cannon that would rip your arm off if it didn't generate a singularity field to negate recoil.
@cqb38148 жыл бұрын
make a call of duty game set in 2552 and have it fight aliens and call it halo, oops they already did
@Twinrehz4 жыл бұрын
"Some bastard who's presumably responsible" Now that's a surprising adventure.
@bboythekidstudios7 жыл бұрын
4:55 Holy shit! Yahtzee predicted Trump!
@JellyMyst6 жыл бұрын
In exactly what way? Trump was hardly a kiddywink when MW3 was released, and that's assuming he's ever played the sodding game in the first place, let alone liked it. In addition, I'll admit I know little about global politics, but I think I'd have noticed a nuke being launched by order of the president of the US, especially if an utterance of the word faggot was involved.
@SeanKL1076 жыл бұрын
1:14 That Mitchell and web reference though
@DoctorrDude11 жыл бұрын
Well it was more situational. It was also my first Yahtzee video I watched. I love the hate that modern shooters get. It's so justified, it's fucking amazing.
@markrooker31659 жыл бұрын
'Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time' Too funny X)
@grave55129 жыл бұрын
i.imgur.com/SPvsp.jpg this is a perfect picture of how games are getting more 'serious' in triple a game devs minds
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
+Ark Knight Productions Personally i find 2012 chief's color scheme easier on the eyes *even when green is my favourite color*.
@grave55128 жыл бұрын
Jasper Daugaard ik it seems better, but they ARE games, made to have fun.
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
Ark Knight Productions Of course but as art styles change so does the color schemes need to change. Emagine say the original Spartan 2 suit in halo 4. It looks out of place and so they need to change it. I hardly doubt it was to be more serious as halo 4 was still a silly game.
@grave55128 жыл бұрын
yeh
@MrPypap11 жыл бұрын
"at least" is the key phrase.
@beawulf910 жыл бұрын
Fuck the comments system.
@deltasword199410 жыл бұрын
Then stop using KZbin.
@Reddzion10 жыл бұрын
deltasword1994 Or don't use the comments?
@deltasword199410 жыл бұрын
Cathy Margin Or that too.
@beawulf910 жыл бұрын
I have the right to complain about this. I loved youtube, and it's perfectly functioning comments system. Now I get this bullshit forced down my throat, and the scum of the new KZbin community tells me to either deal with the rape of my once beloved video sharing community, or fuck off? You're all just as bad as Google.
@Reddzion10 жыл бұрын
beawulf9 To be honest i actually find it easier to use like this, remember when you had to click 'show the comment' for years to only find the comment is lame or removed? I don't see whats so bad about this new commenting system. The google+ thing could be annoying, but im getting used to it, they're not going to change it back, so quit your whinging, don't use the comments if you don't like it. Simple as that mate.
@shuyin10511 жыл бұрын
Was 1:15 - 'Some bastard who is apparently responsible' - A Mitchell and Webb reference? xD
@Brainwave10110 жыл бұрын
Cod reviews AKA the gold mine of comments section fights
@mooseeater212 жыл бұрын
Talking is the way to get everyone to love you. There has never been a mute president.
@DavidHulse-gy3ys Жыл бұрын
Item one: the skulls of a million murdered children Too soon man, too soon.
@Pwnage19511 жыл бұрын
Your comparison is the best one ever!
@Willie_Pete_Was_Here9 ай бұрын
The loser is the entire games industry, again, with Modern Warfare 3. Also good job losing Yahtzee, Escapist.
@McFatteh7 жыл бұрын
"... and spending the rest of the afternoon beating them at cricket." HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH OMG
@AdurianJ6 жыл бұрын
At least he forecasted the Trump administration
@pkerch00b111 жыл бұрын
I love this guy just found him and I have been watching reviews from games that are 5+ years old XD although sometime he's being cruel to some of my favorite game (fallout 3, bioshock) but what he says is true
@Allison-qk1ws10 жыл бұрын
Ok this might just be me, and that's certainly a possibility, but what the fuck is Makarov? Is he a terrorist? Because as Zackaev's successor he should be in charge of Russia. Is in charge? No because he kidnaps the president (spoiler if you didn't know your fucking protagonist would die 20 times in a cutscene and Makarov wasn't in that Mi-8. But if you didn't know that then you're probably illiterate). But then why does the Russian military listen to him and hold their own president hostage? Sure those could be ultranationalist terrorists in that diamond mine, but that makes no sense. The ultranationalists won so the loyalists would be the terrorists since they lost and Kamarov (or whatever the friendly russian that Gaz fuck up in the 4th one is named) is in a resistance against the ultranationalists. Also Russia invades Europe even though their president is being held hostage. Is that how it works? If I hold Putin hostage then can I tell Russians to leave blokes who want to bang blokes the fuck alone (also dames who want to bang other dames)? Furthermore you go to a meeting where Makarov meets with the Russian military leaders. So if he was part of the gov and controlled them why did he need to kidnap the President? Just tell him what to fucking do! And if all of this was a coup that everyone was mysteriously cool with, then why would he not just take power after the 4th game and not dick around for the 2nd game? Oh yeah because then the plot would make sense and we could't have a plot that could have been in a children's cartoon show or James Bond movie.
@tangosgetpwned912810 жыл бұрын
You, sir, have exploited the biggest fucking plothole since the Resident Evil series.
@RedTheMan2 жыл бұрын
0:42 where have I seen that face before
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Жыл бұрын
Yhatzee: _"Russia invades Europe, as in all of it. Simultaneously"._ Germany: yeah, about that...
@appelofdoom8211 Жыл бұрын
I mean even they staggered it out a bit. They started from Germany and essentially just spread out from there like a drop of nazi water.
@AhPawCouLips11 жыл бұрын
"A child dies, Whoop-de fucking doo." Genius.
@Ironman1o16 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Trump was a big time Modern warfare player.
@JellyMyst6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Trump wanted to launch nukes.
@spectreid416411 жыл бұрын
I think you should also triple check just to make sure you didn't failed to see any symptoms while you double checked.
@nis5e2 жыл бұрын
04:44 As it should be.
@bobbyboy1797 Жыл бұрын
Based BF3.
@Heavenlyhounds9611 жыл бұрын
We need more games about wars like Civil War, Wars of the Roses, the Crusades, etc.
@idiot68510 жыл бұрын
So, am I the only one who's getting a tad bit offended after countless 'Alright guys, we need a new villain and, OH, it can't be Nazis again, guys, we did that the last trillion times. Let's do Russians for the next few trillion times! Russia is horrible and evil and disgusting, right, guys? Yeah! Now let's go commit harikiri with the pole of the American flag."
@christofrini10 жыл бұрын
I can tell you're a democrat by both your comment and your name containing the word 'idiot'.
@idiot68510 жыл бұрын
Two things : I'm actually not a democrat, I'm an offended Russian, and thanks for the vague xenophobia and overused joke about my username.
@dragonstormx10 жыл бұрын
idiot685 I'm definitely sick of seeing it. I saw somebody praise the CoD games for causing there to be break from the overuse of WWII, but I find the story in the Modern Military shooters to be just as monotonous. It's always Russia starts a war, China starts a war, or go kill terrorists, in the last CoD game, America is invaded by a coalition of Latin America, seriously. The developers tried to avoid offending by throwing in an evil American in the last game, but as Yahtzee brought up, the Russians didn't need much persuading and are presented as cartoonishly evil.
@Johnny0lovely6910 жыл бұрын
If only Spec Ops: the Line sold more, that's one of the few ones where you kill Americans.
@dragonstormx10 жыл бұрын
Though who you're fighting in the game is less important than the other stuff going on.
@grahamgibson49219 жыл бұрын
I think that the games industry should do more games about Vietnam. That would be an awesome setting for a shooter that could be about more than just shooting people from other nationalities. Vietnam was an intensely psychological war, and having a game set then would be awesome for making gamers question if shooting up another country cause their different really makes you feel warm and fuzzy still. In Vietnam the Viet Cong would use Guerrilla hit-and-run tactics at all hours of day and night so the soldiers couldn't fall into a consistent schedule of sleep, and most Viet Cong did not dress any different than common civilians, so many soldiers were taken unawares and killed by people they thought were non-combatants. All this led to the U.S. using more extreme measures to ensure that villages weren't harboring freedom fighters, like torching whole villages with flame-throwers and executing anyone mildly suspect. That sort of morally grey setting would be a great place to set a game. Not to sound like I want to turn a bloody and psychologically abrasive war into something to glorify or aggrandize, but if we've done it shamelessly with World War 2, why not Vietnam. P.S. My great uncle was in Vietnam, so I have had a first person account of someone's experience there, I'm not totally ignorant.
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
+TheKeyser94 I bet if say a non American Development team got Funding they would be able to make a great unbiased Vietnam shooter.
@tombouric7 жыл бұрын
Wait, did Yaghtzee predict Donald Trump?
@cecasander11 жыл бұрын
The Anglo-Zanzibar War seems a more likely candidate for a grand strategy game
@Tlhague9987 жыл бұрын
So... when Trump became President? Then again that implies he is capable of growing up.
@JellyMyst6 жыл бұрын
It also implies he has a desire to launch nukes, but you know, details and all.