Larry David is a monster

[@khonnuh]

"Big Boom" AJ fought on a broken ankle, now thats the power of a Costco double chunk chocolate cookie

[@RareSpottedGamer]

He legit pulled off a good match with a broken friggin' ankle. REAL GRAPS brother

[@slick3996]

MJ flu game type performance

[@domujawu]

imagine if he had the power of the triple chocolate chunk cookie

[@zedc6072]

he's a fuckin WORKER, mad respect for Big Boom

[@ScoutXdude]

Close enough; welcome back Kurt Angle

[@giannistaz]

Dropping "Picasso would love the coloseum back then " right before ending stream is so gold

[@SaladDongs]

I think he meant Michelangelo but he's still off by like 1500 years

[@ifihadalifeiduseitwisely7589]

​@@SaladDongs Nah, homie has to be fucking with the chat. Last minute trigger before he leaves. It's fucking gold

[@m1lkbags]

@@SaladDongs nah he meant picasso. He also knows Picasso was from the 1900s. He's just fucking with chat

[@bubbyberry]

the chat exploding with people trying to correct him lmaooo

[@SacredDaturaa]

Top tier bait deployment, that. +2

[@RealYaoi]

larry david did WHAT to elmo at the oscars?

[@L0LWTF1337]

Remember when Larry David did rip of Elmos cloths and a tit fell out?

[@lorenzonoce9352]

Everybody is sure talking about this "Al Gore rhythm", he must have killer moves

[@heskymarky]

Joke so old it's in an epic rap battle +2 tho

[@1nopnn896]

+2 xD

[@connordelaney6254]

Lmao him dropping that Picasso loved the gladiator fights then leaving before he gets flamed for how wrong he is is funny

[@rorywhyte6722]

Me when the laser is beginning to cut through my carapace

[@mateuszprzybya2356]

First minute never felt so unemployed

[@89UO990]

What’s funny about the Elmo thing is that there’s just a puppeteer below him confused or laughing hard asf

[@zwishking6032]

probably having a panic attack I bet.

[@riikki___]

wait RFK not only looks like that, but he sounds like hes about to die too. incredible

[@riikki___]

also he's right about artists im out here longing to be free from painting someguys fucking shoulder

[@RickJaeger]

He's got some kind of vocal cord degeneration disease. On the one hand, I don't feel like I should be making fun of people for their diseases. On the other hand, how the fuck does anybody take somebody who sounds like that seriously

[@RickJaeger]

He sounds like he gargles gravel hourly

[@retronymph]

Lots of reasons to dislike RFK, he sucks, but let's chill out on his voice, it's a neurological condition he can't really do anything about

[@dave3429]

​@@retronymph if you think there's lots of reasons to dislike RFK, why stop at his voice? If you hate someone for their ideas might as well hate them for their conditions too.

[@Rembd]

we're guys

[@ChadEichhorn]

of course!

[@wilsmif]

statistically

[@addison_reilly5904]

Men be like

[@lori977]

Im reconsidering it actually

[@MemeSupreme69]

​@@lori977based

[@f0x52]

Hector got a 13 min Gleipnir on Weaver

[@frostjune6072]

classic

[@Dodonko]

@@frostjune6072 Ducksmoke

[@Zarzar22]

Bruh I thought my KZbin glitched to see this comment here

[@TheFar95]

Not sure but I also heard that Fazebanks was caught glazing Netspennd with a gyatt behind him?

[@KeDe1606]

Now I might be wrong on this one, but I also heard that 20 GeoGuessr pros went Hawaii on Idaho

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Ryan absolutely insistent that if he just speaks loudly enough about it he can change the algorithm bait hellscape that is twitter. Brave soldier

[@PirateCaptainDark]

My fav part about these clips, unironically, is the credit roll where Ryan is just singing something. Also a big fan of when Librarian puts whatever is being referenced on screen. 10/10

[@itsmaddiebee]

The Larry David tweet was also reminiscent of the “my own Afghanistan” tweet

[@Awkwerp]

Talking about how its easy to spot bait and then falling for "americans dont like mashed potatoes" is a good bit of irony

[@TheMarkoSeke]

"Read the room dickhead, it isn't always about you being the center of attention, there are larger things in the world than your ego" -Wil Wheaton with the most ironic statement of the year

[@zwishking6032]

unless I am blind, he did not make this statement at all? this was NL ad-libbing or something?

[@TheMarkoSeke]

@@zwishking6032 The full wall of text was longer than Librarian showed on screen

[@warr5250]

@@zwishking6032NL cut out like 65% of what he wrote

[@gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeinr]

known and beloved ancient roman artist pablo picasso

[@Vipersrugby]

Called out of work this morning just so I could be early to the comments section, we’re so unemployed boys

[@RevenantNeverDies]

free time maxxing

[@brotondo2705]

NL talking to his fan base that’s there watching his third long john build about understanding how to root for a hopeless losing team has got me like we know brother.

[@CrossfacePanda]

NL is literally 90% of how I know about anything that happens on Twitter. I’d have no idea otherwise. The last 10% is just the latest recycled FGC hot take of the week I get flooded with on the rare occasion I open Twitter. And even then I’d just hear about it via a Sajam video 48 hours later anyway. What I’m trying to say is that the best way to engage with Twitter is to not, and to just hear about it via your favourite normal person streamer who just happens to be a little too online, so you don’t have to.

[@Doubledaves2]

What I love about NL and I don't mean this sarcastically at all is that he thinks he's not terminally online but no man over the age of 35 should rightly know who the Rizzler is and the only reason he thinks he's a normie is because he spends a large chunk of time talking to people more terminally online than he is . Its great.

[@superplushyvids]

@@Doubledaves2​ He’s practically the closest existence of a human being who can straddle the line between being terminally online enough that it is his job and comedy routine, and somehow doesn’t let it affect his core soul or being, but then stay the closest between having a connection to the real world that grounds him enough to be called a performative (non insultingly) normie in some rights. It could only mean he is the champion of the people.

[@ChicaneryBear]

Oh, you're a Sajam fan?

[@CrossfacePanda]

@ Sajam because he’s chill and has a great analytical mind for fighting game design, Maximillian for the pure unadulturated excitement for fighting games and (mostly) pragmatic view on the industry. Both because they seem like genuinely good human beings. The only two fighting game streamers I need (though there’s also some very good fighting game essayists on KZbin as well) Edit: I now realized your comment was probably a reference to the Jiyuna alert… god damn. Still, I’ll keep my naively genuine reply up for posterity

[@ItsRyanHello]

@@Doubledaves2 I have never seen another grown adult hetero man care more about twitter than that Keemstar guy, its like the one annoying thing about NL lmao

[@JuiceJive]

Dan's Thanksgiving dinner tier list is all over the place. Cranberry sauce on top? Hard pass on corn and mashed potatoes? How are pumpkin pie and sweet potato casserole on opposite ends? They're practically the same thing on the average holiday table.

[@softpinkblush]

this is the same guy who eats pasta without the pasta

[@draconocor]

imagine coming in to work and being told that your job today is to convincingly get knocked over by a 13 year old

[@vwyd]

deck building your twitter timeline is crazy

[@femboygorou]

joyce carol oate's ancestors seeing "danse macabre" paintings in medieval times: "thou can always tell when somebody hasn't had thine loved one passeth away of bubonic plague :c"

[@1trillionMPH]

masterful editing work to put the clip of him saying "there's a 0% chance i become a fascist" directly before the clip of him recounting the modern equivalent of a ball and chain newspaper comic. i really appreciate that

[@Sokrates9500]

It's literally unfiltered reddit coal, what do you mean

[@filedotnix]

Schrodinger's Dan. I choose to believe he's only baiting when I personally disagree

[@kornelparoczai1763]

The mashed potato slander from actual people in chat is insane, like genuinely, wtf are these people eating instead of mashed potatoes that they call mashed potatoes?

[@TheMarkoSeke]

I wonder how many of the people that hate mashed potatoes literally just mash the potatoes and serve them up like that (or have parents that do that)

[@Bonsho]

I have come to realize that when someone says they hate a basic food, 99% of the time they had parents who were incompetent at cooking.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@Bonsho either that or they're neurodivergent

[@karonuva]

@@TurbopropPuppy hating mashed potatoes doesnt make you neurodivergent as much as it makes u insane

[@zerotoxiciti3831]

@@karonuva it's a sensory thing actually, starchy mashed potatoes feels like fucking sandpaper to me

[@jimmyredd]

When I was a cook I made mashed potatoes every day. People raved about them. I didn't like them. Some people just don't like mashed potatoes.

[@bazdarinothebizier9085]

That musical tweet is so good, holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@lobbynotlob]

"the flavor comes from the garlic and the butter, not the potato" this take genuinely pisses me off. the same ignorant mindset that makes people feel really clever for hating turkey.

[@Blazik3n99]

It's only delicious because of the ingredients

[@fungusfungi5900]

Then they’ll say shit like “pizza btfos any potato dish”

[@ColonelDrax303]

Wait till he finds out when Picasso died

[@bkhai1041]

He died?! 😱

[@chpgmr1372]

Ill never not be amazed at how articulate NL is.

[@SapkaliAkif]

Amazing bait at the end with Picasso

[@SaladDongs]

surely it's bait

[@jimmyredd]

​@praisethefirstborn6226do they think the gladiators were around for the Renaissance too?

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

NL may not play gacha games but he do be rolling for funny tweets in a politic/weed banner. It's a 1.7% dual rate up with wrestling bits and bobs.

[@Michael-vm6ph]

34 seconds after posting is sexual harassment

[@BlphBain]

Michael

[@Michael-vm6ph]

@@BlphBain 👀🍀🕳

[@layedbackthomas]

Larry David attacking Elmo is pretty funny lol.

[@invention64]

He really is the Costco guys biggest fan

[@Purin1023]

How long ago does my man think Picasso lived?

[@SaladDongs]

It's Donatello, Picasso, Nero and Cicero, man. Aren't they all supposed to be named after Romans or something?

[@buvvins6687]

I was only half listening so i thought the guy at 24:22 was actually Lin Manuel Miranda. 😂 Looked very different from how i remembered him on House.

[@exactinmidget92]

Still cant get over how clean that power bomb was.

[@friseey]

He loves hitting the "both hands on his bare bald head" pose a lot nowadays

[@revelaitons3959]

Mashed potatoes with corn mixed in is the best Thanksgiving food and it's not close.

[@freezingdart]

Me: NL please no more Costco guys bits, I'm begging you NL: did you see that the Costco guys did s tiktok with glup shitto

[@frenchplatitudes]

26:18 neurodivergent thanksgiving menu

[@brinka7918]

„costco guys” iconic way to call them

[@frankiecedeno3724]

The mashed potatoes take is just insane because at no point does Dan or anyone else who agrees with him think, “what if I just made them better?”

[@MrAlias]

Wake up honey a collection of high key isometric takes just dropped.

[@sagecraft601]

Holding space for Lin Defying Gravity

[@Marc-lb6xv]

MASHED POTATOES ARE GOATED

[@jakehr3]

The whole sports rant is so true. I've been an Orioles for the vast majority of my life and the amount of random people who gave me crap for being an O's fan when they just kept losing year after year was so frustrating. It builds character, unironically, to be a fan of a team that you not only know will suck, but will likely suck for years to come. You really learn to cherish the times when success finally comes around, or even those brief moments of success that can be all too fleeting that a lot of people of more successful franchises just take for granted and act like the sky is falling whenever their team hits a pebble.

[@uiron5755]

Justice for elmo

[@gomatgo]

"no disrespect, funky kong" lol

[@tokyowwww]

i like how NL knows what shirt seinfeld was wearing in like every episode, but doesn't realize picasso was born in the 19th century.

[@gingercoleslaw615]

I don’t want my dad to see how stupid I sound when I’m drunk.

[@ericb5184]

NL knowing what Catsdown is makes my day.

[@kylerogers7633]

The Joyce Carol Oates tweet kills me. She's such a talented author and clearly seems to get it in some of her stories then... she does that. How is this the same woman that vehemently defended boxing as a sport?

[@krsp420]

Larry David going in the wrestling ring and fighting the rizzler is going to go crazy in 2025.

[@krsp420]

Unc said 19 isn’t old. Bro is basically 75.

[@trevorBbracket]

For some reason i just COULDNT track down that exact penjamin clip. ty librarian, i aspire to get to your level of internet proficiency again one day 🙏

[@Nightknight1992]

the thanksgiving dinner chat killed me. ''the taste is mainly garlic and butter'' - no shit sherlock, fat and spices are flavour

[@soffeebeans]

Mashed Potatoes is like a skill difference thing, anyone who rates it low you just know they think you literally just mush up potatos with nothing else in em.

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

Listen my dad shares weed with me, You listen here.

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

That last bit was an all timer

[@fujster]

BIG JUSTICE IN THE NEW MR BEAST VIDEO CHAT

[@Winsane]

Passing on mashed potatoes while sucking on a brussel sprout is unreal

[@retronymph]

"The flavor comes from the garlic and the butter" Yeah and that's why I hate chicken wings, all the flavor comes from the sauce and the dip

[@HelloDarkness-sadboi]

Sorry for Your Friend 😢

[@RevenantNeverDies]

Chat, Who is this, "Librarian" character? 🤔 He makes clips, you say? Most intriguing

[@GiveMeTheRice]

never smoked a single thing in my life but weed in general and the concept of being high with a parent is no where near that bad. that tweet has to be projecting something

[@declanward9681]

mash goes so hard people must be making it wrong

[@zacharyd5261]

Me as a Philly sports fan catching the biggest strays😢

[@noah3486]

I love seeing librarian’s retweeted and liked screenshots of the tweets NL references and realizing that’s why they made it onto my feed

[@jojojo503]

I'd never heard rfk jr talk before lmfaoooo

[@paynewaller5588]

Ngl when dan said mashed potatoes have no flavor I got genuinely mad. You not puttin anything in it, yeah mashed potatoes taste bad if you don't put anything in it or on it. Who just eats mashed potatoes with no gravy no salt/pepper no garlic no butter/cheese, you got bigger problems than mashed potatoes. I do agree with the rest of the list tho 😔

[@stupdude3]

Me when I'm capturing the sublime beauty of reality one brush stroke at a time: this shit sucks i wish i was watching the game

[@wildercerrate7295]

Hearing NL say aew is lowkey a feverdream

[@jessem.4214]

12:00 Wow I played a demo of this last time I was at PAX which was uh… immediately pre-covid. Neat to see it again I guess.

[@banukaii]

surely people know the wil wheaton post is a stab at people who make essays about celebrities who get called out right? right?

[@hyperventalated]

Someone in chat saying "bart-pilled" during the will wheaton story lmao

[@STCburner]

18:00 in buffalo when the bills get bounced from the playoffs or have an ugly loss there's a depression that washes over the city on Monday.

[@dannyg5276]

I got blackout drunk with my dad once, we fought for 6 hours

[@gungy_vt]

I don't think I'd ever heard RFK Jr talk before and doing so somehow managed to decrease my already nonexistent trust in him caring about health. He sounds like he should look like that old lady from Spongebob.

[@jacobtrost5048]

People who don't like mashed potatoes just don't have good mashed potatoes at the table.

[@andros1486]

Wil Wheaton man, what a guy

[@RoxxorzYourBoxxorz]

i have lin-manuel miranda's turtleback copy of The Outsiders that i got from a used bookstore

[@DForSpiD]

Drake learned the word opp from Dracula Flow

[@Sleeqb7]

I think '100 word essay' is far older than a 12 y/o Twitch chat bit. I remember seeing that in the early days of WoW in like 2005.

[@lolzforlunch]

i thought i was immune to clickbait titles Librarian, wtf

[@jaysmoov420yolo]

philly mentioned 😮🍾

[@do811]

6:16 WOAH ok I only understood that because I am actively taking high school biology rn, that’s a deep cut.

[@ViolentlyCumin]

My girlfriend makes a awesome apple chutney that we have instead of cranberry sauce and it is way more popular than cransauce

[@suNn.K.O]

Pretty great for his first singles match in over 20 years, eh. Easily better than the MJF or the TNT Championship matches on the main card. (Sorry, Roddy & Danny G)

[@jessem.4214]

28:07 +2, my family’s stuffing recipe is S tier.

[@tnwagn]

Fauana announced her graduation and she will end activites on January 3. We have precious few days to will a collab stream into existence.

[@mumu21241]

Stuffing > Meat > Potatoes tbh

[@urttraz]

Wait, have I been getting the British panel shows because of NL content??

[@JaMaMaa1]

cheez its are not the enemy, its the corn

[@racg174]

how is the first time i hear rfk speak this video

[@sideways5153]

I don’t like laughing at people who are genuinely, literally triggered and having a public emotional episode. Wil Wheaton isn’t equating the sound of his abusive father’s keys in the door to the war in Afghanistan in bad faith, he’s having flashbacks to stuff that damaged his psyche as a child and still upsets him to this day.

[@heskymarky]

NL will talk about how people are prudes because they don't like to think about their parents having sex and then be like "yeah if I saw my dad throwing up from drinking to much... Idk that would kill a part of our relationship"