"Is Horus in those books?" "No." "THEN THEY BORE ME!"
@XBLspartanx1706 жыл бұрын
every atheist troll ever.
@lanadoesathing5 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean... "ZEN ZEY BORE ME!"
@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604 Жыл бұрын
That jumpscared me
@thesaroscycle_archive Жыл бұрын
@@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604 Me too
@NAATHAAN10 ай бұрын
Actual Horus: what in the name of ra is a *book*
@inkdragon15510 жыл бұрын
So the real question is... Why does the Egyptian god have a German accent.
@dylanbiggs39977 жыл бұрын
inkdragon155 The idea that Jesus was a pagan copy cat food was the brain child of Liberal Theologians and Liberal new Testament scholarship in Germany.
@jerryjajah5 жыл бұрын
Real answer.... Hitler😂😂 just kidding.....
@deeznutz80765 жыл бұрын
The answer is anti-Semitism
@wmperkins254 жыл бұрын
@@dylanbiggs3997 good answer !!
@Meshakhad4 жыл бұрын
Because it was actually Loki trolling.
@kuyperianberean4 жыл бұрын
“Rise Peter, kill and eat.” “...my name is Horus.”
@E4439Qv53 жыл бұрын
Yes Patrick, very astute.
@rosswalenciak37392 жыл бұрын
Preacher Man was talking to his friend peter who was still sitting in the pew.
@solidonseraindogthetenth1679 Жыл бұрын
@@rosswalenciak3739 Oh boy.
@cameronbargerbos741110 жыл бұрын
i think we need a st Patrick / Horus cross-over episode...
@OokamiKageGinGetsu5 жыл бұрын
How about a Donnal and Connal/ Horus crossover?
@danielledunsworth92294 жыл бұрын
Lol that would be a comedy pot of gold!
@comichound4 жыл бұрын
Well, today is your day!
@mikemadger634 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@timmytheimpaler4 жыл бұрын
Frank the hippie pope & horus
@johnhooyer31016 жыл бұрын
I really like that spiel at the end. Seriously, this faith has been around for 2000 years. There are people who dedicate their life to understanding this stuff. You can't make presumptions about the depths of a Christian argument. Yeah, there are Christians who don't spend much time understanding their faith. It's easy to go toe-to-toe with them. Try going up against St. Augustine, or anyone who substantially developed the canon of Christian theology. It's a different story. There are entire libraries on the faith for a reason.
@jonathandoe1367 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's what great about the Councils and Patristics. You can see arguments made by people who actually studied theology, and were some of the most brilliant thinkers of their day. It can get pretty amazing.
@hellsunicorn3 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect sum up of every discussion I’ve had with a New Atheist online since 2006.
@Jamesmatise2 жыл бұрын
"But bacon and shellfish!" ...Ugh...
@hellsunicorn2 жыл бұрын
@@Jamesmatise Oh don’t be boring, there’s nothing like a good soft shell crab and bacon sandwich. And yes, I grew up in Maryland. 😛
@duckmeat4674 Жыл бұрын
@@hellsunicorn but what about mixed fabrics?/?/111//!!
@RS54321 Жыл бұрын
@@hellsunicorn Mmmmmm
@RS54321 Жыл бұрын
@@duckmeat4674 😝🤣🤣😵💫
@Outrider7410 жыл бұрын
there need to be a horus meets donall and connall
@kristiannanye27505 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@pleromafamily6285 жыл бұрын
That would be epic
@BOB_EDC4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!
@menslady125eif25902 жыл бұрын
"Okay, Patrick, tell us about yourself." "Yeah, Patrick, we're sociable folks." "Vat do you mean 'Patrick'? I am Horus, ze Egyptian god of ze sun. Vhy you so dense?"
@RS54321 Жыл бұрын
They would roast him!!
@Simul10 жыл бұрын
Yup. The old "cherry-picking Leviticus" argument is a classic example of a composition/division fallacy, wherein it is assumed that one part of something has to be applied to all, or other parts of it.
@MultiSplish9 жыл бұрын
Horus is a German?!
@travisjohnson66769 жыл бұрын
+MultiSplish Ya
@5winder9 жыл бұрын
+MultiSplish A gay German.
@aaroncarlson11629 жыл бұрын
+Travis Johnson "jä"
@travisjohnson66769 жыл бұрын
Aaron Carlson point taken :)
@Dracopol6 жыл бұрын
Listening to a German effeminate for 5 minutes makes me wish Mike Myers had done a Dieter movie (from "Sprockets") instead of a Wayne's World movie, amirite?
@Xgy333 жыл бұрын
I’ve been studying apologetics for 2 years and this video resumed and taught the law better than all the books I’ve read on the subject. PS I’m a messianic Christian so that should hint people how accurate this video is! Nice! 👍
@promethium-1453 жыл бұрын
Congrats! I'm still agnostic on these matters, but I definitely don't align myself with internet atheism lol.
@Hissatsu52 жыл бұрын
@Ewok Crowe not he is a Jew by identity culture but believes in the risen lord Jesus
@Hissatsu52 жыл бұрын
@Ewok Crowe yes they recognize Christ as the Messiah but enjoy their inherited cultural and traditions
@danielhagopian51508 жыл бұрын
Wish list for Easter, 2017: Horus doing a bit on how Easter is really a knock-off of Ishtar, the Babylonian fertility goddess. "How 'bout it, preacher mannn?"
@NexusZ973 жыл бұрын
Your vish has been granted kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKC1l5uhhKahoJI
@zr3755 Жыл бұрын
Easter 2023-your wish has been granted
@danielhagopian5150 Жыл бұрын
Excellent!!
@mrumueller10 жыл бұрын
take a look at this very slickly produced venn-diagram....gotta love it
@tonythegeek9 жыл бұрын
Horus' voice, no matter what he says, is hilarious! -- Anyone...? :'D
@baguette11178 жыл бұрын
Yes. I agree strongly.
@Mila-ie5bw7 жыл бұрын
tony the geek hahahaha!!! When he said "your recent potlucking...." is sooo funny
@Dracopol6 жыл бұрын
Listening to a German effeminate for 5 minutes makes me wish Mike Myers had done a Dieter movie (from "Sprockets") instead of a Wayne's World movie, amirite?
@EssenceofPureFlavor6 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ElficGuy5 жыл бұрын
Pegasus
@michaelkelleypoetry4 жыл бұрын
PASTOR: "That is the worst song I have ever heard." HORUS: "So says the preacher-man who just led his congregation in singing 'Forgive us, Lord, for shallow thankfulness.'" PASTOR: "Okay, that's the second worst song I've ever heard." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@199NickYT7 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how many times I've shared this video with people online. It's incredibly helpful, thank you SO MUCH for collapsing all this information into a helpful video!
@bosstoober8782 Жыл бұрын
Also worth noting that Jesus himself declares all foods clean when he says "it is not what goes into your mouth which defiles you"
@phantimon6175 Жыл бұрын
5:24 see: anyone who has ever said "I'm an athiest because I've actually read the bible"
@ogmakefirefiregood2 жыл бұрын
All evil has a German accent. See Mr. Klaus with the World Economic Forum.
@kajadaw7 ай бұрын
You will eat ze bug, you will live in ze pod, you will own nothing, and you will be happy
@andrewscotteames47182 жыл бұрын
Giving Horus a Nordic accent like Loki is super meta
@christopherjohnson187310 жыл бұрын
These people don't care about reason, they just care about having a rhetorically effective ten second soundbyte to nail Christians with.
@user25510 жыл бұрын
And yet the video is just empty rhetorics. Who decides whether the law is ceremonial or moral? Which one is Deuteronomy 13:12-18 and why?
@christopherjohnson187310 жыл бұрын
user255 Seems like a simple enough concept.
@user25510 жыл бұрын
Christopher Johnson So, then answer the question.
@MrManwookie10 жыл бұрын
Laws that distinguish Israel as a nation are no longer applicable. Ceremonial laws are these laws-circumcision, food laws, clothing laws. These laws are clearly meant to define Israelite culture and distinguish them from the pagans. Civil laws are laws dealing with the political life of Israel- so penalties for crime, rules for the monarchy. Moral laws are reaffirmed as still binding today (do not steal, do not kill, don't me a moron, etc). These are binding for everyone, not just Israel as a nation.
@MrManwookie10 жыл бұрын
Deuteronomy 13 is part of the civil law-Israel's life as a political body. Under the old covenant, Israel acted as the instrument of God's wrath on the Canaanite nation. Because the church is not a political body, and because this applied to Israel only with respect to the Canaanites only, it is not applicable. Israel's role under the old covenant was fulfilled when the Messiah came-thus the purpose of the Old covenant was fulfilled, and no longer applies.
@LukeL0075 жыл бұрын
I have had the Horus song in my head for the past couple of days. It has a certain 80s sitcom feel to it.
@Jamesmatise2 жыл бұрын
I used to have it as an alarm on my phone.
@douglassedivy929610 жыл бұрын
Well I'm offended. Gobots were decidedly not better than Transformers.
@TheLutheranSatire10 жыл бұрын
Heretic!
@KamisamanoOtaku10 жыл бұрын
Transformers own Gobots. *Literally*. Hasbro owns Gobots. While the original toy molds still belong to other companies (like Transformers first few waves, the molds were all from other toy lines) and (sadly) the animation rights to the Gobots cartoon, the rest belongs to Hasbro/Takara... though because of complications, they are very careful when using new molds to represent Gobot characters. It does get complicated due to a combination of strange IP laws and the concern to avoid lawsuits (even unfounded ones).
@jacfalcon6 жыл бұрын
Transformers was absolutely and verifiably a rip-off of Gobots.
@henryjordan21526 жыл бұрын
What’s Gobots
@dugroz5 жыл бұрын
Here I thought Go-bots were generic Transformers ...
@venkatdeep73578 жыл бұрын
Great work. Very informative and entertaining, both at a time. Thanks to the LORD for enabling the spirit filled knowledge in Hans Fiene and Mathew Carver. You guys rock. I will share this among my friends and I will pray for you guys. Let the videos rolling
@BasiliscBaz Жыл бұрын
Why that horus sound like hes about to call me monke and wanna destroy my planet
@tauronmitronion3778 жыл бұрын
I like the very slickly produced Venn diagram.
@DavidBetz0010 жыл бұрын
Now I need to try some bacon-wrapped scallops. Sounds good. Bacon-wrapped labradoodle? Not so much.
@williamfroh88306 жыл бұрын
Be brave try the ladaddol LOL do you know if Lutheran satire. Has any new content 2018
@celiselott9 жыл бұрын
Bacon fried labradoodle. Nearly spit out my coffee. Haha!
@TTTristan18 жыл бұрын
I prefer dachshund :3
@exedon8 жыл бұрын
Exactly my reaction
@baguette11178 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Taylor I own a dachshund mix! *offended squeak*
@TTTristan18 жыл бұрын
Gracenotes Novel I guess this is a bad time to mention that I too own a dachshund :3 Swear I haven't eaten him though. He would give me a heart attack with all his blubber.
@baguette11178 жыл бұрын
Good.
@helenj.206510 жыл бұрын
Been missing Lutheran Satire! Glad you are back!
@quantumquorum-g3u8 жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly for making this video. While I am generally Bible-Literate, my knowledge doesn't expand much outside the Gospels, the Letters of Paul, Genesis, Exodus, and the Prophets (Give me a break, I'm only 15). I've seen SO many people argue about how we Christians cherry-pick the Bible because we exclude what I NOW know to be the Ceremonial Law, and I've never been able to counter their statements very well. Once again, thanks.
@peacebyjesus23888 жыл бұрын
The Bible does manifest a separation btwn moral laws which deal with basic human behavior, which are universally applicable to all peoples at all times from the time there were given (adultery is sin in any culture), as well as culturally applied codes which are based on the moral law (though shalt not murder=innocent live is sacred =build a fence around your [flat] roof [Dt. 22:8]) as well as ceremonial laws. The NT clearly makes a distinction btwn transcendent moral laws, reiteration 9 out of the 10 commandments for instance, and that of typological ceremonial laws under the prophesied (Jer. 31:31-34) new covenant, which related to diet, liturgical days, and temple ordinances (pork and Gentiles were unsanctified, illustrating what sin does). Which stood only in meats and drinks, and divers washings, and carnal ordinances, imposed on them until the time of reformation. (Hebrews 9:10) Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days: Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ. (Colossians 2:16-17) But now, after that ye have known God, or rather are known of God, how turn ye again to the weak and beggarly elements, whereunto ye desire again to be in bondage? (Galatians 4:9) However, the moral laws are reinforced and magnified, so that adultery is not simply the act, but lusting after another man's wife. And a true believer is one whose saving faith effects characteristic obedience to Christ, including repentance when convicted of not doing so. My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. (John 10:27-28)
@awhodothey8 жыл бұрын
+Peaceby Jesus How come god instructed the israelites to make slaves? Slavery wasn't immoral? Or it isn't now?
@10010110110108 жыл бұрын
Slavery was permissible in the fallen world but not wanted. He made laws concerning slavery, as they were to do it; it was not desirable but permissable in the fallen world. Note it's not chattel slavery but mostly bond servants.
@awhodothey8 жыл бұрын
***** That perspective is not biblical. Slavery was not only permissible, but god explicitly commanded it. Read Deut. 20. God commanded his followers to kill entire people groups for the simple reason that they did not worship him, unless they surrender without a fight. "[T]hen all the people who are found in it shall become your forced labor and shall serve you."
@peacebyjesus23888 жыл бұрын
Sorry for not seeing this, but "kill entire people groups for the simple reason that they did not worship him" is not true, as well as exhibiting a very superficial understanding of why idolatry is wrong. God actually never destroyed kill entire people groups simply bcz they did not worship him, but because of the effects of that idolatry, which was gross long term iniquity, contrary to what they had known to be true. "for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: (Leviticus 18:24) The Bible actually shows relatively moral pagans in a relatively good light (though all are sinners in need of salvation).. I dare say that if idolatry required and produced the holiness that true worship of God does then God would be for it. However, what you worship will order your life, and created things will fail or mislead us, while only God is perfect and never able to fail you, thus it is only right and best for man that God calls all men to repent and worship Him. And enables us to do thru His own Divine Son, the risen Lord Jesus!.
@Sunberries8410 жыл бұрын
I demand a music video for the Horus theme song!
@rorshakks9 жыл бұрын
Literally one of the best videos ever. Sad thing is, you could say this verbatim to a scoffer and they still wouldn't understand it.
@RS54321 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@TheBlackToedOne11 ай бұрын
Because they don't want to.
@BIGBeefyBros10 жыл бұрын
You perfectly summed up the large portion of what I encounter regularly. They love to quote the Old Testament, but fail to even understand the exegesis of Old Testament scripture, let along the hermeneutics. Also they take the liberty of trying to quote Narrative History as though every single verse is a moral principle and everything people in the old testament did was things we should. It's laughable.
@BATTY34592 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the ancient Egyptian "god" Horus speaks with a German accent.
@zacarius74178 жыл бұрын
I want Horas' theme on itunes!
@thelandofsmyth6 жыл бұрын
You guys are HILARIOUS! I wish us Orthodox would do some of this amazing satire. I mean, I've not laughed this hard in a hell of a long time.
@bruceburns40510 жыл бұрын
Well done, Pastor! That was a great review of ceremonial and moral laws. The better the teaching, it seems, the more furious the frenzy of outrageous statements in the comments, which is a little sad because one or two honest questions just got buried in recycled horse fodder.
@dovehart9010 жыл бұрын
This is great, as someone who just finished Leviticus I was wondering how the cerimonial laws and moral laws applied to different things. This sums it up nicely.
@bruceburns40510 жыл бұрын
Katie Malbraaten Way to go Katie! It seems like a long boring slog through Leviticus (though there are some fascinating nuggets), but it really helps in the New Testament when Jesus and the Pharisees start arguing law and gospel!
@Loehengrin10 жыл бұрын
Bruce Burns Long boring slog? it just gets funnier every time i read it
@bruceburns40510 жыл бұрын
Um, well, I guess I never thought of Leviticus as particularly amusing, but whatever ties your knot...
@Shermanpuppy9 жыл бұрын
I never had a satisfying explanation of this issue before. Thanks guys!
@grovercleavland2698 Жыл бұрын
I think the Bible in a year with Fr Mike Schmidt went over this as well. But this is a pretty good summarization. Thanks for this!
@joecoolmccall3 жыл бұрын
As much as this is comedy...I often return to this video when thinking of how to explain this issue to friends of mine.
@DonMan81 Жыл бұрын
"Gobots are better than Transformers" Those are fighting words!!!
@MayBeSomething Жыл бұрын
Has anyone tried looking that website up? I tried, once, and got nothing, but I may have also scuffed something in the german accent. Great work! I WILL use this whenever someone asks!
@EVillager11 ай бұрын
I’m revisiting this video nine years later. It’s still very funny, fresh and accessible.
@inhisimage62710 жыл бұрын
Brilliant analysis of Scripture. I'd understood the concept, but couldn't put it into the words to beautifully to explain it to anyone before now.
@SwordsMaster7. Жыл бұрын
Bacon wrapped scallops, how have I never thought of this before. That sounds so good. Also, I just recently found your channel and it's great! Danke!
@iain56155 жыл бұрын
Beautifully summarised. It took me a couple of years to reach that conclusion of trying to reconcile Jesus' moral law (a fulfillment of the ten commandments) with Leviticus.
@a-s-greig3 ай бұрын
(It's for the Levites, basically.)
@22moonpie4 жыл бұрын
I love how Horus says “mumbo jumbo” & pot luckings” 😂
@GreenSlugg8 жыл бұрын
Not as good as the other Horus video, but I really want more Horus. I can help you guys to write another Horus video if you like.
@BenjaminWirtz8 жыл бұрын
Donall and Conall meet Horus.
@GreenSlugg8 жыл бұрын
***** HA!
@Antnj815 жыл бұрын
Z E N Z A Y *B O R R R R E* M E
@jrc99us4 жыл бұрын
It's been 5 years and I'm STILL linking this vid to the Horus-type ignorance. 😊
@jrc99us3 жыл бұрын
@GG GG No because young adults, even teenagers are being told to accept society's fickle decisions of "right and wrong" and not to carefully examine why something is considered right and wrong and why it is ultimately right or wrong?
@jackthebear19764 жыл бұрын
GoBots better than Transfomers? You must be shrooming! Awesome content, by the way! Thanks for the laughs, and bringing a whole lot of information to light!
@renaemiller89869 жыл бұрын
i started busting out laughing when he started saying the website
@standswithfist8067 жыл бұрын
all I want for Christmas is more of your videos.....well and peace on earth....I can't even spell apolagetticks...it is really a blessing to send someone to your channel for an explanation of some doctrinal question....Sometimes instead, I just yell at em while shouting Matt 10:14 .. ..Thank you!!!...fantastic stuff...this is one of your gifts...
@Meshakhad7 жыл бұрын
I've never heard this concept before. Thank you for explaining it. I mean, the whole notion of abandoning even part of the Mosaic code still rubs me the wrong way (which is part of why I'm Jewish and not Christian), but at least I now know that Christianity has a consistent reasoning on the subject.
@samuelbarham84834 жыл бұрын
It's one of several fairly carefully-reasoned interpretations -- and probably the most common. Remember (as you know, I'm sure!) that the first Christian theologians were either predominantly Jews (some of them highly-educated pharisees!), or trained by highly-educated Jews. :) And I agree, very well laid out!
@InvaderQuirk3 жыл бұрын
This is an explanation of one view. It is not representative of all Christians.
@danielmaher9642 жыл бұрын
It's a fantastic articulation of the best argument for eating unclean meat. I love this channel. But it still applies Peter's vision literally when Scripture applies it figuratively. So it's at least partly wrong, but oh so well articulated.
@louannebvb9 ай бұрын
I wish more pastors were like Preacher Man
@haley99764 жыл бұрын
"Zen zey BORE meeee" gets me every time
@arnie3659 жыл бұрын
This is presented very well . Keep it up .
@Jen-di2pm7 жыл бұрын
*Bacon-fried* _(yum... I'm with you, so far...)_ *Labradoodle* _(nooooo... why?!?)_ Very clever, tho! Thank you!
@vaughanlloydjones38844 жыл бұрын
I love that LS chose seedy German with a beer gut for their false teacher voice.
@Michiganman80010 жыл бұрын
7 people don't ever read the Bible, but they sure have a lot of opinions about it.
@Savedbygrace22 Жыл бұрын
How incredibly funny and helpful! Love LS
@davidrichmond19539 жыл бұрын
I can't get over the fact that Horus is speaking in a totally German accent, even going so far as to use 'und' in place of 'and'. This series really is hilarious.
@derekjohnson309610 жыл бұрын
REJOICE! Lutheran Satire has returned! Good to see more videos pastor Fiene.
@warriorworkstraining4 жыл бұрын
I love that Horus has a German accent.
@darthparallax52074 ай бұрын
Gerald Massey. The name they're looking for in the replies to inkdragon155 is Gerald Massey.
@ronomasd8 жыл бұрын
I have just recently found this channel and I absolutely love it! The Horus videos included. But there is just one thing that erks me every time that is just a small detail but, Horus is not the Egyptian god of the sun...that is Ra.
@Jake1235578 жыл бұрын
I think that's part of the joke.
@awhodothey8 жыл бұрын
Is it also part of the joke that Exodus 19 is used to define ceremonial law, but actually describe the 10 commandments, which are labeled moral law in this video?
@BenjaminWirtz6 жыл бұрын
Blame the Zeitgeist people. The first Horus video was made in response to them an they were the ones claiming he was the Egyptian sun God.
@annalise99106 жыл бұрын
I think he became the god of the sun after Ra retired...
@coreykirby16323 жыл бұрын
@@awhodothey which was also part of the ceremonial law if you watched the video with certain things the moral and ceremonial law are interchangeable
@jaojmnhzhzm5 жыл бұрын
"Gobots were better than Transformers"??? No. This is Heresy.
@gwalchgwynwlisc17064 жыл бұрын
can we talk about 5:39? "including the very men who wrote the BiiIIible"
@kristiannanye27505 жыл бұрын
5:11-5:41 Ouch. As a Catholic, I commend you for finding a new method to talk about your Faith. I have laughed my head off with these videos, especially the Conall and Donall videos. Keep up the great work!
@dcs31510 жыл бұрын
Would it be better to describe this as "Natural Law" and not "moral law?" I say this because people like to say that the Law of Moses is split between the moral, civil, and ceremonial laws, the latter two of which no longer apply. Whereas, Christ fulfilled ALL of the Law of Moses, not just the civil and ceremonial portions, we Christians are freed from those things. But God's Natural Law remains, the law written upon our hearts, and yes, explained in the Old Testament, although the Law of Moses is not a summation of Natural Law. Thoughts? Thank you.
@ShockedSquirrelhere2 жыл бұрын
This was the best explanation I’ve heard yet!!! Thank you so much!
@MSOGameShow10 жыл бұрын
Love how Horus has what sounds like a German accent (I'm pretty sure he said "und" a few times).
@harringt1004 жыл бұрын
Bacon wrapped scallops at a potluck AND a snarky pastor? Can I join this church? (Do I have to swear I believe in consubstantiation and baptismal regeneration, because I don't think I do...)
@sabinal174 жыл бұрын
I know right? there is no way we’d have bacon wrapped scallops at our church. too expensive.
@zenowing9 жыл бұрын
4:01 Haha. Petarded you on your own hoisting!
@MrFunkhouser10 жыл бұрын
How would one go about getting the Horus theme song for a ringtone?
@christinew16446 жыл бұрын
"Petarded you on your own hoistings"
@alexwr9 жыл бұрын
I agree, and this is hilarious, but how do we tell between moral and ceremonial law? Can someone help me out on this one? Cheers!
@alexwr9 жыл бұрын
Kinosis79 thanks! I've found it difficult to find resources on this particular topic, I shall check those out.
@PhilHoffmanReviews9 жыл бұрын
This is gold!!!!
@AndyZach3 жыл бұрын
Horus has got to meet Donel and Conel.
@menslady125eif25902 жыл бұрын
How I wish! Donnel: Okay, Patrick. Tell us a bit about yourself. Connel: Yeah, Patrick. We're sociable folks. Horus: Vhy did you just call me "Patrick"? Zat is not my name. I am Horus, ze Egyptian god of ze sun, and you really ought to vorship ME. Donnel: And why would be wantin' to do that, Patrick? Connel: Yeah, Patrick. Do be kind as to fill us in on that.
@Nebukanezzer7 жыл бұрын
If Horus literally showed up in the middle of a church and started talking to me, do you honestly expect me to not worship him instead?
@sethpolley79993 жыл бұрын
You only worship what you see?
@jellyfish03112 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, you could try defeating him with a snake-rod
@christianfaux7369 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, that was a great way to put that!
@luisfck21199 жыл бұрын
Good stuff lol, got here from FB Catholic Memes
@stev0withazer0786 жыл бұрын
That makes SO much more sense now! Thank you so much for this vid!
@thomasmiller3866 жыл бұрын
I love how the preacher man talks to Horus like he wants him to be saved. Am I the only one who wishes there could be some kind of moving conversion video? I get that that is completely impossible with Biblical theology, but you can hear the preacher wanting Horus to get saved, at least from my perspective.
@a-s-greig3 ай бұрын
Horus already knows all he needs to to "be saved," he just doesn't think he _needs_ it since he's a caricature of an Egyptian god that won't bend the knee to the God of the Bible, and wants to get people to worship _him_ rather than *Him.* ...but yes, that could be nice.
@EdwinAmioBaroi2 жыл бұрын
Thank you very very much, so nice, very enjoyable, and so much informative and clear... Highly Appreciated...
@LetsReadPodcast9 жыл бұрын
Superb.
@k9builder10 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see some more videos of Horus. My son and I love these.
@joelwalden550410 жыл бұрын
Hysterical, and brilliant!! Also, bacon wrapped labradoodle... ROFL!
@501CaptainRex.8 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've been trying to say this, but was very unorganized until now.
@nobobonobo8 жыл бұрын
as a follower of Horus, I'm offended
@setfiretothecommunistscomm42028 жыл бұрын
Good
@coolboy54284 жыл бұрын
@@setfiretothecommunistscomm4202 You are a homosexual.
@csmatthew8 жыл бұрын
Horus got his crown fixed :)
@jred79 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your work, but where do you get this Moral Law/Ceremonial Law dualism from? Other Christians have said the same thing to me, but I have yet to see where in the Bible this is explained. I am a Christian, I don't eat pork or shellfish (G-d called it an abomination), and I am sabbatarian. I don't boast about it, because it's not hard (Moses said so), but primarily because my salvation comes through Jesus Christ who took the penalty for when I had failed to keep G-d's commandments.
@nathanyamaha4659 жыл бұрын
jred7 Jesus is our Sabbath, "I will give you rest." The Sabbath is not a day, the day appointed in the Law looked forward to Jesus. Also, on what day did Jesus rest from His work of salvation? On the Sabbath. Therefore, Jesus fulfills the Sabbath. The work is done.
@ShouVertica9 жыл бұрын
+nathanyamaha465 That's a pretty big leap you took there. Only wish it was clearly outlined in the bible instead of what is basically "connect the dots" thinking akin to conspiracy theory.....
@jred79 жыл бұрын
ShouVertica I concur. nathanyamaha465 see Exodus 31:12-14 and Exodus 20:8-11. If Jesus changed this, He would not be G-d, since He would be contradicting G-d, and He certainly would not be the Messiah.
@cbuggy9 жыл бұрын
+jred7 How do you feel about the fact that Jesus "declared all food clean..." ?
@ShouVertica9 жыл бұрын
bill I'm more upset that had jesus simply instructed *simple* sanitary procedures/precautions, *billions* of lives could have been saved and our society could have been hundreds of years in the future.
@DavidRChapdelaine10 жыл бұрын
Keep these coming! Good work.
@pixleprincess94243 жыл бұрын
"Rise Peter, kill and eat" ... "My name is Horus"
@colleen11037 жыл бұрын
Fabulous! hilarious and well produced!
@RenneAtha8 жыл бұрын
Why does Horus have a fake German accent? xDDD (It is hilarious, but I was wondering.)
@Jake1235578 жыл бұрын
The idea that Jesus is just a copy of Horus (if you have watched the original Horus video on this channel: 'Horus ruins Christmas'), originally stems from liberal theologians in Germany in the 1800s. So I'm guessing it's a reference to that.
@RenneAtha8 жыл бұрын
Ohhh cool, that makes sense. :) Yep I've watched the other Horus video (along with most of the videos on this channel) - I'm pretty sure Horus and the unfazed pastor are my favourite Lutheran Satire characters. :D
@Jake1235578 жыл бұрын
Agreed! It's hilarious!
@menslady125eif25903 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this!
@JasonJrake6 жыл бұрын
😂 “Homosexualisms” 😂 “petarded you on your own hoistings” !!!!!! I’m dead 😵.
@ChooseCarefully10 жыл бұрын
I love this! Good job.... I love Horus. I am pretty sure I have talked to him online.....
@livjackson87349 жыл бұрын
Why is Horus German, lol ??
@5winder9 жыл бұрын
+Liv Jackson The Nazis time traveled to Egypt?
@tintinismybelgian8 жыл бұрын
+Liv Jackson Probably because it would be considered "racist" if he tried to do an Egyptian accent... And because German accents are the funniest accents.
@tomthx58048 жыл бұрын
Because he and Cardinal Kasper are the same person
@jonhunter76647 жыл бұрын
Love it! Love it! Love it! Keep these coming guys I beg you!!!