Horus Ruins Christmas

[@FreedomToons]

this never gets old

[@joshuaneace6597]

So Cuba has super good healthcare and an 100% literacy rate?

[@abbyschubert5637]

I love seeing FreedomToons here 🥲♥️

[@faithfulandhopeful82]

No it doesn’t

[@darev2335]

Didn't expect to see Sheamus in the comments of this old video that I randomly remembered and refound.

[@joshuaneace6597]

So puppet shows only cost $1 under the super duper Stalin?

[@SabbatarianCalvinist]

"Anup the Baptizer" sounds like something straight outta Yu-Gi-Oh lol

[@ShaddySoldier]

IT IS I, HORUS, THE EGYPTIAN GOD CARD.

[@lewisbean4250]

It’s based on a transliteration of the Coptic phrasing of Anubis, the Egyptian god of embalming the dead, who may have helped guide the dead to the afterlife, literally the opposite of John the Baptist

[@kidsonblackops]

Matches the ferryman lore in Greek mythology (just as poorly as this)

[@LuthienofOssiriand]

I love how the pastor is unfazed by these ghostly monster like creatures with fake German accents apparating in his church.

[@standswithfist806]

He has ski trip commitees and pot luck dinners that are far scarier...

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Rule #1 of comedy: Always play it straight.

[@blemishednicely8402]

I get what you're saying, but considering the narrative of this video I have 7 crucial words for you: "Written, directed and performed by Hans Fiene" Followed by 3 words: "Fake German accents"??? Considering the video is basically to do with verifying facts before making assumptions, I take it you did not really pay full attention~

[@lemuelcruz247]

@Andy LH what evidence are you looking for?

[@lemuelcruz247]

@Andy LH And yet you use terms like "false" evidence, "hard" evidence and "low quality" evidence. Clearly, you're assessing evidence, accepting what you think to be hard evidence and dismissing what you think to be false or low quality. But how do you determine which ones are false, hard, and low quality? What's your standard? Are you using a universal standard? Or are you using your own personal arbitrary standard? I ask this because you dismiss the claims of Christianity, when we're not even sure you can competently assess evidence or even recognize it when you see one.

[@StoredMars]

"This isn't even my final form!!!" -Horus

[@tyron302]

Lol DBZ reference

[@blackgemstone801]

+Logan Smith Couldn't help it, read it in his voice XD

[@mrsatire9475]

Excellent point!

[@Hwje1111]

So your saying that Jesus Christ will kahmeameah Satan in the end times?

[@francesconesi7666]

The "J" *sound* can't be 594 years old. The letter "J" may be that old.

[@TimTheTuner]

I really love how all the entities have a vaguely German accent. lol

[@jculver1674]

Everything's funnier with a German accent.

[@lewisbean4250]

Many of the original Christ-mythicists besides Massey were Germans. Unfortunately, many were also antisemites who deliberately ignored the Jewish backdrop of Christianitu to suit their agenda.

[@standswithfist806]

A+ Lewis...you got the joke...with brains like that, comes responsibility...

[@paparoachluver4eva]

They are the ones who actually have a word for getting pleasure from others pain...

[@blemishednicely8402]

...or maybe the guy named Hans Fiene, accredited with the writing, direction & performance has something to do with it. Unless numerous countries deities having them makes more sense than, I dunno, the GERMAN guy~

[@charlesmaximus9161]

I’m Eastern Orthodox. I find the most fascinating thing is that these Horus/Mithras/Baldr claims are typically used more frequently by neo-pagans than atheists. It also amazes me that people will bet their immortal souls on such flimsy claims. We need to pray for these poor, deluded people.

[@acekoala457]

Neo Pagans have a Jewish Phronema of Christianity that they got from the Protestants

[@mynameis......23]

Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

[@friendlyfire7509]

Ameeeeen

[@charlesmaximus9161]

@@mynameis......23 I’m not Catholic, I am Orthodox. We are not under the Pope, fella. Nice job though at embarrassing yourself with your dedication to staying theologically illiterate. if I had a nickel for every time one of you corny Protestant heretics mistake Eastern Orthodoxy for Roman Catholicism, I would probably be rich. If you read the original Greek translation of the New Testament For one thing, that is NOT what “call no man Father…” means. Both Christ and Saint Paul also said to not call any man “teacher”, and yet we do. I’ll bet anything you’ve referred to your dad as well as your instructors “father” and teacher”. Again, you’re blinded by Post-Reformation misinterpretations. Not that you care, or anything. There is absolutely no talking sense into any of you then you will easily see why so many of you Protestants misinterpreted nearly everything during and after the Reformation. And please, spare us the “but I’m not Protestant, I’m just a Christian” rhetoric; you are Protestant. Period, end of report, next case. Those theologically incorrect misinterpretations you just foolishly listed are rooted in PROTESTANT translations. By the way, guess what else isn’t found in the biblical canon? Do you know? SOLA SCRIPTURA. It’s literally found nowhere. Also, why do you claim to follow strictly the Bible when you Protestants removed several books from it? The original Greek (that is actually what “orthodox” means: it is Koine Greek for “correct belief”) has 80 books in it. Yours only has roughly 66, depending upon which heretical Protestant version we’re talking about.

[@TheJoeschmoe777]

@@friendlyfire7509 The guy is EO not RC so a number of your points (like about priestly celibacy) don't apply to him.

[@livjackson8734]

Lol, I get annoyed by badly researched claims by critics of religion as well. Speaking as a fairly liberal agnostic, I find it quite refreshing to see a channel that's supporting a more conservative Christian viewpoint in an intelligent and humorous way

[@enrico759]

Amen.

[@michaelclay7822]

I'm right there with you. I'm not a christian either but the complete lack of reason and dishonesty presented by many opponents to christianity is maddening to me. Not only opponents of christianity... but I find myself often defending certain historical facts in regards to christianity from people who claim to be christians! lol.

[@davidk7529]

The damning habit of religious apologists is the assumption that when someone makes any claim it must be an all-encompassing and absolute assertion. Skeptics don't care about making absolute assertions, only brining to light the fraudulent nature of the content of religion. Even if it was taken from multiple sources and slightly tweaked here and there, it's still borrowed material. New religions don't have new content, just different combinations of the same old crap, over and over throughout human history.

[@juanpefernandez]

I'm Christian and know that some of the things said here are false. It's a straw man video.

[@michaelclay7822]

@@juanpefernandez like what specifically?

[@ioannispolemarkhos7364]

I am Catholic, and I approve of this non-heretical Lutheran mockery of paganism. Keep up the good work.

[@lionofthetribe1]

why do you say your a catholic and not a christian ( a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ) When you read the book of Romans it tells me clearly I am saved through faith in Christ not by joining the catholic church. Is that right or wrong ?

[@ioannispolemarkhos7364]

The Catholic Church was established by Jesus Christ, and your "church" was established by some yahoo who thinks just because he can read the Bible, it means he has any authority to interpret it.That's the reason why your "church" has splintered, or will splinter over various interpretations of the Bible. Just examine the differences between "Reformed" and "Protestant" theology.

[@lionofthetribe1]

Ioannis Polemarkhos Sorry bud there is no such thing as protestant or catholics. There are only christians. Sorry the new testament church started at pentecost no catholics there. In regards to splinter groups best you study the multitude of factions within your own catholic denominations. And best study the factions in the original churches such as in 1st Corinthians chapters 1, 2 and 3. One seems right in his own eyes until he is cross examined. Perhaps its time you cross examined your catholic church for once. I'll trust in the word made flesh for salvation and you trust in the catholic church for salvation. Only one is scriptural so i suggest you have a good read of John chapter 1 - and to those who received Him, he gave them the right to become children of God. No catholic church mentioned there my dear bro. Regardless I do wish I had 10% of the devotion and desire to serve the Lord and fellow man that Mother Theresa had.

[@ioannispolemarkhos7364]

lionofthetribe1 You're being willfully ignorant of history, because Protestantism, by which your form of "Christianity" is informed has no reason to exist other than as a reactionary movement against the excesses of the Popes, but then established itself as an entirely different religion by denying the perennial teachings of the Church regarding sacraments, and taking away books from the Bible; let me ask you a question- what version of the Bible did St. Paul use, if your form of Christianity is "Mere Christianity"? Why is it that the most ancient communities even mentioned in the Bible that still exist today has nothing to do with your form of Christianity? It is because your form of Christianity is divorced from actual Christianity, which was established by Jesus Christ, and whose hierarchy has a strong claim of descent from actual men who walked with Jesus Christ and were trained by Him; you know the sort of "Christians" who just took a Bible and interpreted it without legitimate authority and even made their own list of book in the Bible? Heretics like Marcion of Sinope, John Calvin, and Martin Luther.

[@lionofthetribe1]

Ioannis Polemarkhos Hang on my dear friend. Calm right down. I think the first thing you need to do before you hop into your huge wreckless gigantic four wheel drive and try and run everything that stands in your way over is to begin by defining your terms. Can you please define for me exactly what is a Christian ?

[@PaulHallelujahMaranatha]

i left islam for Jesus thru miracles in 1994

[@mohammedm.hesham8243]

What type of miracles?

[@susanmartin5210]

@@mohammedm.hesham8243 *crickets*

[@someguy9571]

@@susanmartin5210 It's a 3 year old comment. More often than not, they're not gonna respond to replies immediately.

[@susanmartin5210]

@@someguy9571 yes I could see that but at the time I was seeing Christianity for the lie that it is and wanted to know why other people left Islam for Christianity... why pick up one religion for another?

[@someguy9571]

@@susanmartin5210 ...maybe because it turns out that it _isn't_ a lie?

[@Sonic2Chronicles]

Catholic here. I come back to this video every few months because it’s so good. You Lutherans nailed this.

[@irenaeusofpensacola]

I'm Eastern Orthodox and even though I'm no longer Protestant, I love some of this channel's videos.

[@AndreaCanton]

As a catholic, thank you, random lutheran guy! Subscribed.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis? He left those ones out.

[@TheJoeschmoe777]

@@The_Other_Ghost Nah, he covered them in the last line of the video description.

[@TheFofotron]

@@The_Other_Ghost >Romulus Wasn't born of a virgin(his mother was raped by Mars), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames >Osiris wasn't born of a virgin(Geb and Nut were his parents), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again(he remained in the underworld) and din't have nicknames So he was only ressurected by the other gods, not by his own power >Adonis wasn't born of a virgin(his mother had sex with her own father), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames > Inanna wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again She had the title of "queen of heaven" >Zalmoxis wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, and didn't have nicknames He didn't really die, but dug an underground risedence for himself. He disappeared from Thrace for three years, living in his underground house, and came back to the surface on the fourth year. So he didn't ressurect nor rise again

[@margaretkuwata6794]

Same.

[@edwardluth7740]

We all should agree with this. The church is being attacked more today than almost any other time in history.

[@ryankrakinski8926]

Crucifixion didn't even exist in Egypt back then lmao

[@awblanchard23]

Exactly! And the devil can't time travel either.

[@chilikonlia5994]

When ever I meet a Christmyther from now on, I'm not going to bother arguing. I'll link this video.

[@Mcfirefly2]

You can do that, and you can also show it to young guys who are beaten down, trying to discuss the existence and goodness of God with atheists, and be sure to tell them to play it through to the end.

[@vanillajack5925]

A link to a KZbin video will hardly prove anything...

[@BerthaMcFee]

Except for the fact that this vid is full of bullshit. Nobody every CLAIMED it was Horus. It was Osiris. I GET not having the finer points of other peoples' mythology -- Isis spent years putting Osiris back together again, for example. The "three days" thing was someone else. Mithras wasn't the death thing; that was the birth. And in the earlier sources... Mary wasn't a virgin, Jesus was born in the spring, most of the miracles were added later, etc, etc. Nobody cares about the fairy tale shit y'all make up. Look, Straw manning the opposition is fairly shitty to begin with. But when you LIE about what you're straw manning, AND when you do so in a video accusing THEM of straw man fallacies.... It's just not a good look. If you're going to point people to straight up fiction, at least pick good fiction..

[@TheFofotron]

@@BerthaMcFee Incredible. everything you just said was wrong.

[@athaskins]

I would love to see more Horus mockeries. This was outlandishly funny.

[@athaskins]

Yasmeen Mukbel Your an idiot. There were witnesses to the Resurrection of Christ post 100 AD. Most of them Jews who converted to Christianity because they saw ELOHIM among them in the flesh, a living ELOHIM not like the gods of the pagans. The atonement for mankind has come, repent and be saved.

[@athaskins]

Yasmeen Mukbel unlike you I've read the early Church writings the histories of nations at that time on the matter. No offense but I've no time for lunacy.

[@athaskins]

Yasmeen Mukbel let me guess Muslim?

[@athaskins]

Yasmeen Mukbel Hey did you know both plastic and tnt contains pig blood in them? and pig products? that means every suicide bomber by your Religion is in hell right now, but don't worry, you'll go there to unless you reject the mad prophet MohamMAD, who made no prophecies, making him NOT a prophet. Why follow a pedophile who steals other mens wives? did MohamMAD raise the dead? did he resurrect himself? I mean anyone can come along and make a grandiose claim. Reality is you have no evidence of anything Moham-mad said as true. Why not follow the true God Jehovah.Elohim Your false god Allah is a murderous psychopath impostor. The LORD JESUS REBUKE your impostor god.

[@athaskins]

Yasmeen Mukbel now I know you are delusional. All reason has left you.

[@JustAnotherHumanist]

I'm an atheist and this is probably one of my favorite channels on youtube atm.

[@JustAnotherHumanist]

Boom, cross-culture connection achieved :D

[@tumbleweed1551]

+Humanists+ finally we can all agree that no matter how much we argue both sides are saturated with intelligent people who use the same evidence to prove 2 separate worldview and no amount of evidence can prove either side, from the existence of an Oort Cloud to a giant boat to macro evolution to abiogenesis to the book Genesis to the refutations of the 2nd law of thermodynamics. We can all finally live in peace and stop indoctrinating our kids into evolu- oh wait nvm :/

[@marcbelinga2604]

+Garrett Stock lol

[@MyReluctantTheology]

Yay! I finally get to post this comment to someone who might appreciate it. Mythicism: Giving Christian apologists a chance to, for once, give a rational and well-researched argument.

[@spiritualcoconut4478]

Is it still now?

[@aeanderson8491]

That was great! I laughed so hard I cried. FYI, in case you didn't know, Christians were battling the myth of Mithras as early as 150 AD. Justin Martyr addresses Mithras in his "First Apology": "For the apostles, in the memoirs composed by them, which are called Gospels, have thus delivered unto us what was enjoined upon them; that Jesus took bread, and when He had given thanks, said, "This do ye in remembrance of Me, this is My body;" and that, after the same manner, having taken the cup and given thanks, He said, "This is My blood;" and gave it to them alone. Which the wicked devils have imitated in the mysteries of Mithras, commanding the same thing to be done. For, that bread and a cup of water are placed with certain incantations in the mystic rites of one who is being initiated, you either know or can learn." Thank you very much for your wonderful videos.

[@kimfleury]

Thank you for this! I'm copying it to paste in the comments where I shared the video!

[@hellenicprince4122]

Christ is born! Glorify Him! Glory to Jesus Christ!

[@danpop4356]

Amen

[@misseli1]

Hellenic Prince Amen

[@remmingtonstewart9826]

Slava Isus Christus!

[@karenbartlett1307]

Amen.

[@somerandom7672]

Good, now just stop praying to Mary and saints, if that's something you do. Jesus is the ONLY way. John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

[@InspiringPhilosophy]

Very good!

[@CoranceLChandler]

InspiringPhilosophy Fancy meeting you here brother!

[@sageseraphim6720]

What are you doing here, HERETIC?

[@enrico759]

I was just on your site the other day reading about Dualism in western philosophy lol

[@davidfenton3910]

There is no conscious thought without prior sense experience. To show this claim as false just give one.

[@soulemanfoudja4230]

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[@Truthsayer1979]

Someone needs to show Bill Maher this video.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis?

[@Mcfirefly2]

I just bet he's seen it... Maybe Clint Eastwood showed it to him.

[@donnatneufeldt5385]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqvOe3evf89_eMk this one

[@jackmyers2359]

@@The_Other_Ghost Krishna too. The parallels between Krishna and the jesus character are too much the same to be "coincidental". Check out Ra and Dionysus too you'll be amazed the attributes are all almost the same, a couple thousand years before the jesus character!! All the theists that watch this vid won't do any footwork to research any of this is true, they'll just assume because it has a Lutheran name attached to it, it must be true. You know, get your knowledge from KZbin, it must be true!!

[@jackmyers2359]

@Wandering Waldinsian That's all your opinion as scripture can be interpreted to suit the reader, that's why there are thousands of denominations of xianity. I'd doubt you've done a thorough read of the bible, the Koran either. If you've read the bible and regard it as true, you can't help but have hundreds of questions unless the hell concept has you muted. You talk of a satan and a god as if "they" are real and have any relevance to a contemporary society. The god is a genocidal maniac who demands constant worship, thinks nothing of promoting and condoning slavery, commands women for not being virgins on their wedding day and says children that talk back to their parents should be killed on the spot. Satan never got to tell his story, it appears he was nothing more than a union leader who was ousted for rebellion from the jealous boss. If satan is "evil", why will he punish the evil? That and most of the bunk in the bible makes no sense, full of errors, contradictions and misstatements and has been translated, re-translated and "massaged" countless times through the ages by the church. There are no original manuscripts anywhere and basically Constantine and a few bishops formulated it in 325 AD and elevated the jesus character to divinity. Why anyone would live their life by an ancient book written by unknown authors is beyond me unless the fear of a man made invention called hell consumes them!!

[@NickNui]

I based a character in my book on this portrayal of Horus. It was one of the least subtle mythicist bashings I've ever done, but it was worth it. He was called "Mythrius" and his mom was a virgin planetoid.

[@a-s-greig]

baaaased

[@timburleson1078]

I am a Southern Baptist and I love these videos. I've learned a lot.

[@areskoumis9604]

I'm Roman Catholic and I approve this message.

[@arthurk188]

As someone who studies ancient history, especially ancient religious mythology and the history of religion more generally, I approve of this video. 🙂

[@hiddenapologetics3828]

I can’t wait until the day I hear someone in my church say “ Not so fast preacher man”

[@jcoon810]

We need another Horus like video for all of the Ishtar / Easter haters.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis? A video on them would be nice too... The cult of Zalmoxis predates Jesus.

[@Mcfirefly2]

And Christian Christmas condemners.

[@jdotoz]

Easy. Start with the fact that pretty much only English and German use "Easter" or a related word, and it's pretty easy to see that this even if the word derivation hypothesis is completely true, it's irrelevant to the core Christian doctrines related to Easter. If anything, Easter is a co-opting of Passover. Look at the name of the feast in languages closer to the origins of Christianity. Consider the fact that the date of Easter is pegged to Passover. The writers of the New Testament documents even refer to Jesus as the Passover lamb. It's clear from the writings of the early Fathers that where Christianity derives from another religion, it strictly from Judaism.

[@andrerenault]

Not to mention, in most languages Easter takes on a Pascal-related name. Pâques, Pascua, etc

[@andrerenault]

*Latin languages, sorry

[@pigzcanfly444]

Haha this Priest is such a boss. That demon really tried to trip him up and failed miserably.

[@drahcir1647]

Horus's next video should be on the Flood and how many cultures have similar stories but were actually modeled after the Biblical flood. Love your stuff, Hans.

[@Thane3999]

Actually, only one culture has reference to great flood. Summerian one, which was heavily connceted to Bible. No other one, has floods mentioned in them, outside of one fairy tale with Zeus and Hermes, which was made after fall of ancient Greek Empire. Sorry, Christians. 0-1 to me.

[@drahcir1647]

Hawaii: Nu-uu built a great canoe with a house his family and all the animals. China: FuHi and his family saved animals in a ship during a world-wide flood. Toltec: Coxcox tribe only surviving humans of a great flood. You can see these given in greater detail in Kent Hovind's creation series, vid 1 and 4.

[@Thane3999]

Drahcir Congratulation, we have 4 or 5 cultures were great flood was mentioned. You still have up to 50 pagan cultures, where flood was never mentioned, thus it is meaningless. The date of these stories is also important, since manny pagan legends were stolen and reformed by Christians, to suit them more. And even if your claims is true, it doesn't prove YOUR God. It just proves more how unoriginal christianity is, since those religions had those stories before Bible.

[@drahcir1647]

tell me, if your brain is nothing more than random chemicals, how do you trust your thoughts and conclusions?

[@Thane3999]

Drahcir First, this is not the theme we were talking about. We were talking about how manny pagan legends and cultures have floods in them. You said manny, and both of us mentioned somwhere around 4. Considering that there are hundreds of cultures, this is very little. Not to mention, that Hawaii is surrounded by sea, which means that it will play big part in their culture already. You straying away from theme, that we were talking about with an argument, that doesn't prove existence of your belief, but it it does prove that you don't have much of a substance. But alright, I will play along. And what makes you think i should trust it more, if it was made out of clay by some Thing? Nothing more than bunch of chemicals? These chemicals make up a living and breathing organism, have found a way to store the information of an entire human being in the DNA and make an immune system with responses to billions of possible harmful substances. The more you know about the biochemical processes in your body the more amazed you are with natures capabilities. I trust my own thoughts because I know that evolution has led to the development of an amazing system capable of rational thought and understanding of ideas that go far beyond what the eyes can see. And yes, there are sometimes malfunctions. Seizures, illness, psychosis, etc. Chemicals such as alcohol, THC and other drugs can alter your thinking process and you shouldn't trust your thoughts while on those. But other than that, nature has amazing capabilities and I trust, that evolution wouldn't have led to a brain this complex if that wasn't the most trustworthy storage of information it could come up with. So, can I trust my own thoughts? Do I have a free willl, without existence of some God? Actually, YES! Brain is deciding for itself, if the brain itself is a result of these genes and everything else that compose it, then that means the only one influencing its decisions is its own being. In other words it is choosing freely of anything other than itself how it is expressed, how it attains its goals, it is capable of recognizing it has options and choosing which one to go after.Then the only thing influencing its decision is none other than itself. Not only that, but the brain can even reason with itself. Everything happens for a reason. The brain, through reasoning is altering its own perception, its own point of view. Nothing else but the brain can do so, and nothing else but the brain is in control. Again you point to influencing genes and chemicals, but all that does is enable the functions, enables self, enables reason, enables the power to choose (willpower). That doesn't change the fact that a self is reasoning and choosing. We may not have gotten to choose the starting point, but we do choose everything from the starting point. We ARE the brain that is deciding and we can decide to go as far as to even alter our own point of perception which is akin to altering ourselves because perception is everything. So I guess I would have to see I believe in free will with some limits. Limit being, I have to choose and that I must operate within my perception of reality. But within the perception of reality, my choice is my own. Since it is MY perception and I am my perception, nothing other than me is making the decision for me. Even you say in your perception of reality where you do not have free will the illusion persists. If that illusion has the same longevity as your existence, it is not an illusion. It is reality. It is the same as how you tell the difference from a dream and the real world when you are awake. Consistency, you wake up from the dream over and over again to a consistent reality with consistent physics, you remember it and you know it is the same. That consistency causes you to conclude that the inconsistent dream states must be a sub-reality within your greater reality. Genes and environment provide a makeup, they are not some separate entity forcing you to decide. Just because of what the brain is made of, is not a good enough reason to doubt it's use. Your navigation is made of just some electronics and plastics, but you still trust it to take you wherever you need to go. For that matter, argument neurons are forcing me to do something, is not gonna work eighter. In scientific terms is just the 'dopamine neuron' influencing your choices. That's all. The neuron is not something ULTRA CELESTIAL BEING slaving you to do this or that. That's nonsense as Its finest. This simply doesn't work. When science uses "neurons decided for you before you", was your subconscious feelings (dopamine neuron as an example) influencing your choices. For example. There is a chocolate cake and a Tea, your dopamine neuron will be like "CHOOSE CHOCOLATE", and you'll choose chocolate, because It is good (boost dopamine and release stres) and tea has nothing to offer but bad tasty. Yes, normal, but you can still choose tea, but will be hard, but for more people will be easy, because they have less stress and more will power to choose tea. Like any guy who is addicted to cocaine, he can still choose to not choose cocaine, but he will be depressed. But for other people will be easy, as they have more will power and less anxiety. So, yes, the subconscious influence our choices. Even though, we can still control our subconscious with many techniques, even MDMA can change subconscious. so It's useful to spread this information... because people will be more aware of this, and will be more easy to avoid the subconscious influences. I hope I was not repeating myself, but this did took me a while to write and process down, so.....

[@MichaelKunz-mt2oo]

Its wonderful to see a boatload of heresies being struck down in one concise video. We used Dan Brown's book "DaVinci Code" in a Bible study so people could see the list of old heresies in one place all at the same time presented in an easy and fun to follow, well-written drama.

[@SkruffyScirocco]

Heap of fail: Horus' mother Isis was not a virgin. She conceived Horus with Osiris, her brother. There is no reference to a start in the east or horus walking on water. This is made up. Horus never died, let alone be crucified or resurrected. He "merged" with the sun God Ra.

[@ronmower3694]

Thus truth is out there,good job.

[@CrossingFist]

You didn’t watch more than the first 30 seconds of the video, did you?

[@truth8307]

Of course Nobody will be so stupid to copy everything exactly the same but check these evidence in no.2 and 3 below: 20 IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE that proved Bible God is likely FAKE, don't miss the last paragraph that explains them all: 1) A creator god claimed to be all mighty should be the oldest and only religion but all the pagans, Greek, Chinese, Hinduism religions existed earlier. This proved their Creator claim fake. 2) Jesus similarities with Buddha. Maya to Mary, miracle pregnancy to virgin pregnancy, birth during a journey home to from on water, Gautama left the palace at age 29 and Jesus appeared at 29, Gautama became Buddha at 35 and Jesus died and resurrected at around 35, Buddha had a big meal while Jesus had a last supper before they died, after they passed away, 500 arahants witnessed compilation of Buddha's teachings and over 500 witnesses to Jesus's resurrection etc. All coincidental ? Beside Buddha, Jesus was also found to be copied from other figures. Surely they can't be ALL coincidental. 3) Many of the Bible's mythologies was copied from older pagans, Greek, Egyptian or Hinduism religions(note the names too) E.g. Adam & Eve from Atman and Jiva, in Hinduism, big flood and survivor Noah/3 sons same as Manu/3 daughters although cause of flood is different. Even the names of Abraham and wife/sister Sarah close to Brahma and Saraswathi beside having quite similar story. Regardless of which religion copied which, it proved this god is NOT the only true god or all mighty as it doesn't makes sense for an ALMIGHTY GOD to create or allow more copies or religions. 4) Why should a true all mighty and all knowing God allowed their people to branch off and kill their parent religion Judaism or Zoroatruism ? "Free will" as an excuse is not acceptable as earlier they claimed their God killed all people with a big flood(without freewill) because they sinned. 5) The way they collect tithings during Sunday mass is so tricky. They know people will be shy not to pay or tend to pay more when others could be watching. This is why they don't just use a stationed money box like Buddhism, Hinduism or Chinese temples where people can donate anytime. Catholics and Islam made it even bigger by suggesting donation of a certain percentage of their income. 6) The Bible condemned non-followers, clearly mentioned in Mark's words 16:16. Why should a Creator God's religion condemn non-believers when in the first place, they claimed their God created the world? Isn't this like playing both sides of the same coin, both good and evil ? 7)Not knowing why or how the world exists don't mean that it was created by a god. Now "Creator" idea got stale, they use "Intelligent Design" What is so intelligent in its design? If people don't need to go to toilet and don't have unpleasant feelings or sufferings, then I will call it an intelligent design. 8)Wisdom, mindfulness and meditaion are not taught or encouraged by them because they don't want their followers' minds to be clearer and wiser. 9)The Bible copied very much from older religions but not the theory of karma because karma idea defeats the purpose of the all mighty God and it will prevent people from doing bad deeds. Saying God love or forgive sins is a trick playing both sides of the coin. 10) If there is a loving God, why are there Christian babies born with disease or innocent children being abused or died young ? 11) It don't makes sense to claim that only their believers will go to heaven and others don't since they claimed their God created all people. Such claim is an insult to other religions and cultures and caused people to divide. A good religion should be non-sectarian, secular and treat all people equally. 12)Most major festivals and holidays related to Christianity are fake including Christmas(Jesus can't be born in winter), Easter, Thanksgiving, Good Friday, All Souls, Halloween and even New Year are copied from paganism. 13) Using fear like hell or "end of the world" every 2 years but we are still here. 14) The fraud case of Mother Teresa(Google it) and after she died, those money she collected was not returned to India. 15)If their God is all-mighty, why need missionaries to convert others ? 16) The ongoing child sex abuses committed by the pastors/priests that I read so often. 17) The Bible is full of lust(Solomon's part), evil and violence. Their God killed countless people when Satan only killed a few. 18) The Bible condemned dogs because they know dogs are man's best friend. Making men lonely is the best way to keep them dependant on religion. 19) If God created everybody, why then condemn LGBT or other religions ? 20) Incidents, eg: (a) Covid-19 highest fatalities rate countries are all highly religious, 500K Americans alone !! (b)The Air Asia plane crash of 2019 killed 41 church members, 2 missionaries and their few month old baby. (c) spree killings happened inside a church. Only 1 reason can tie up all 20 points above, this God was man-made to con or control people.

[@SkruffyScirocco]

@@truth8307 Your assertions are compromised by misinterpretation, misunderstanding and outright falsehoods. The fact is that Jesus Christ was publicly executed in the most gruesome way possible, died, and rose from the dead after three days. He was seen by thousands after his resurrection, the accounts of which were recorded and passed on by the faithful. Until you explain that, the rest of your nonsense is just whistling past the graveyard. Once you accept that, the answers to the rest will become abundantly clear.

[@truth8307]

@@SkruffyScirocco 🤣🤣you can't deny my evidence as false if you can't point out anything wrong out of them. Yes, Jesus rose in 3 days witnessed by over 500 people, wasn't it ? Where do you think the 500 idea came from ? 😜😜

[@TechLinkOnline]

Nice, short version of Zeitgeist debunked

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis? PS Zeitgeist was debunked by atheists.

[@Zeal_Faith_Humanity]

Guacamole LOL

[@arthurk188]

@@The_Other_Ghost Zeitgeist was brutally debunked by BOTH Christians and atheists. 🙂

[@arthurk188]

@@The_Other_Ghost Zeitgeist was brutally debunked by others as well. 🙂

[@The_Other_Ghost]

@@arthurk188 I agree with you there.

[@randomboy3m98]

"Mytherous, cultic God of the something something."

[@theeldritchfox]

This video might just be my favorite Christmas present this year. Thank you, thank you!

[@ThomisticTheist]

Hey, don't be so harsh on the atheists. The rock Mithra came from never had sexual intercourse, so, just maybe, technically it was a virgin!

[@lewisbean4250]

Well, you never know. Humans are pretty messed up.

[@maryodonnell3221]

Atheists are so WEIRD....They're convinced God doesn't exist but they spend all this time trying to convince us....why? If they're right at the end, it's not like they're saving me from hell or anything. As for Christmas originating from a pagan holiday, geez, we know all that. Why does everyone think it's a new discovery all the time?

[@Seraphim-Hamilton]

I've seen that argument made seriously.

[@doreencloutier1066]

@@maryodonnell3221 i don't care. What was it the Apostle Paul said As long as we are celebrating Christ in any and in all ways. (Philipians 1:18) Regardless of whether its his birthday or not it could be and we are celebrating Christ. Secondly, if Christians started to worship on that day to preempt the pagan religion, it was done to bring them to Christianity without bloodshed or force. In essence Christianity took over their holiday so bringing them into the fold.

[@davidfenton3910]

Hi @@maryodonnell3221. It isn't possible to have even one conscious thought without prior sense experience. This shows that consciousness is based in sense experience. When people consider the imaginary to be real, then their thinking and reasoning has become debased from the source of truth, sensible reality. It's not about the existence of God, it's about ascribing to an imaginary thing, reality, and using that to think and live. For example, Jesus supposedly says the greatest commandment is to love God with all one's heart and strength or some such. The thing is, the nature of love is that it cannot be commanded to be, or to cease. If you love someone, my telling you to not love them cannot change the reality of your heart, your love will remain, as it should. Similarly my or anyone telling you to love someone, when you don't, will not change the condition of your heart. This is because our disposition toward others is not something to be determined by a command but by reality. The prime rule if one is to live by truth would be to treat all things according to what they are. Commanded love is a contradiction to the nature of love. That's one of the things infallible Gods and their progeny are needed for ... to justify, lift up and enshrine beyond true to reality examination, things that are unnatural. (It's not just religions that do this!) Societal lifting up and 'enshrining' as true beyond criticism can also happen with the virtual deification of certain knowledge because it is from such supposedly 'brilliant' scientists e.g. Darwin, Einstein, Newton ... or historical narratives such as Auschwitz. If things are beyond open honest holding up to the light of reality via questions and discussion, then it there is likely something 'wrong' for: In reality we live and move and have our being. It's rules or laws are consistent and determine all things. They self enforce and cannot be broken ... unlike artificial laws and unnatural laws which are not laws but mere proxies speaking the imaginings of false truth. Any law or way of reality can be interrogated as intently as possible and all that results is the deeper and truer revelation of it BUT when some imaginary shadow is interrogated using the laws or ways of nature then it is shown to be nothing in reality for the light reveals it's lack of substance and reveals that the shadow pretending to be substance was a lie. Thanks for your comment and the opportunity to think in response to you. Cheers Sincerely David

[@5BBassist4Christ]

I don't know why this video is appearing in my feed in September, but I'm hanging onto it for Christmas.

[@Strongtower]

Merry Christmas!

[@DeflatingAtheism]

A classic! Truly one of the best videos on KZbin.

[@axe_man_777]

Love how he doesn't have to move a muscle to shut down Horace's false claims

[@tgmpotato]

I may not Lutheran, but I’m a Christian (Protestant) and I love these videos

[@Fiestacat12345]

Every year, gotta watch this. Its a tradition.

[@IonxZone]

That huge organ at the back is pretty sweet, preacher man. :D

[@ShaddySoldier]

Wait, why would Horus ever be. Claimed to have been baptized? I'm not quite sure the Egyptians even practiced that.

[@blemishednicely8402]

So the Dead Sea Scrolls discovered to a water-oriented religion (believed to have evolved into the Baptists), highly out of place in a desert area, don't count? Exactly HOW far from Egypt do you think Bethlehem WAS?!?

[@theosteven3362]

@@blemishednicely8402 it has nothing to do with the water or the water sources or the geographical site of belief. It is simple about egypt, nowhere in any refference, had ever done it and had no reason to do it. Arab, the deserty area, with its islam has practice to wash their parts of body before praying. So get your argument right.

[@blemishednicely8402]

@@theosteven3362 The reference I made was from the book The Dead Sea scrolls, & the author was the foremost scholar on the scrolls themselves...might I ask what books have YOU published on the subject? (Edit:) Particularly since the scrolls are NOT the Quran, ARE what became the Bible (predate earliest known versions) etc, I don't really get your point...Arabs washed before reading the Old Testament??? Seems like a straight argument to me...

[@theosteven3362]

@@blemishednicely8402 im the one who dont get your point here. The guy you commented previously, wondered that why would people claim batize was practised in ancient egypt. Like, it had no root there, religiously, culuturely, etc. Water was pretty much not included in religuous practice. Then u come up sau deadscroll isnt bla bla bla. Betlehem isnt far away from egypt bla bla. I mean, what is the relevance??? ☺️

[@blemishednicely8402]

@@theosteven3362 If you need me to point out the proximity of the Qumran caves to Egypt or the claims the "1st Dead Sea Scroll" was actually found 50 years prior in Cairo (which was in Egypt, last I checked), then you clearly don't really know much about them...but yeah, do go on...

[@ericmasters9680]

LOL. Yes, yes, this is all true, and John F. Kennedy never existed, he was just a ''life that was stolen'' from Abraham Lincoln: 1. Both Lincoln and Kennedy were elected to Congress in '46 (1846 in Lincoln's case, 1946 in Kennedy's). Both became President in '60. 2. Both had lazy eye muscles which would cause one eye to wander. 3. Both had been skippers on boats (Lincoln on the Mississippi river boat 'Talisman' and Kennedy on the PT-109) 4. Both were the second sons in their families. Each lost a sister to death before becoming President. Both married 24-year-old brunettes who had been previously engaged to other men, and who spoke French fluently. 5. Both had a child die while living in the White House. 6. Both were related to U.S. Senators, U.S. Attorney Generals who graduated from Harvard, and ambassadors to the Court of St. James. 7. Both were acquaintances of a man named Adlai E. Stevenson who ran for either Vice-President or President, a doctor named Charles Taft and a man named William Graham. 8. Both were advised not to go to the place where they died. 9. Both Lincoln's theater box and Kennedy's car were altered for their benefit (Lincoln's theater box had a partition removed to accomodate his party, Kennedy's car had a raised rear seat) 10. Both were slain on a Friday before a major Holiday (Lincoln on the Friday before Easter, Kennedy on the Friday before Thanksgiving). Both were shot while sitting next to their wives and in the presence of another couple. Of the other couple, the man was also wounded by the assassin, but neither wife was wounded. 11. Both were shot from behind and in the head. Both of their wives cradled their husband's heads after they were shot. 12. John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln from inside a theater, and fled to a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from inside a warehouse and fled to a theater. 13. Lincoln was shot while inside the Ford theater, in box 7. Kennedy was shot while inside a Ford automobile, in car 7 in the motorcade. 14. Both were pronounced dead in places with the initials P.H. (Lincoln in the Peterson House, and Kennedy in Parkland Hospital) 15. Both of their assassins escaped, and were killed before going to trial. 16. Both of their assassins were privates in the military. Each was detained after the shooting by a policeman named Baker. Both were eventually killed by a Colt revolver. 17. Both Lincoln and Kennedy were succeeded by southern ex-senators named Johnson who were born in '08. Both Johnsons were in their mid-fifties when they took the office and both suffered from urethral stones (the only presidents to have them). Both Johnsons could have run for re-election in '68, but chose not to.

[@maryodonnell3221]

That's fascinating!

[@davidfenton3910]

Hi @@maryodonnell3221. It is fascinating. I've only heard this referred to once. It was by Joseph Atwill. He noted that the similarities didn't all happen in the same geographical locations and in the same order, unlike the parallels in the histories of Josephus Flavius and the Gospels having parallels between Titus Flavius and Jesus Christ. Atwill's literary discovery of the fascinating similarities is referred to as Caesar's Messiah. Cheers

[@thomasturton1118]

You forget, Abraham Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter according to that film from the 21st Century (clearly a reliable source as it was only written 200 years after Lincoln was reported to live!)

[@kimfleury]

@@thomasturton1118 - 150, not 200

[@gadget00]

This video has already become one I rotate every year to “clear the airs” every christmas 😂

[@robhaidheuch]

I tried to explain to a Facebook friend that he was being taken in by the Horus story , but as he isn't very erudite my explanation was going over his head. I just posted this to him. He has a sense of humour, so he should get a laugh and learn at the same time. That was hilarious, especially the punch line.

[@rtwfreak2012]

Mithras, Roman cultic God of the Something Something. That is the part that always gets me.

[@matthewdhewlett]

The only video I've ever watched where I actually WANT to see some trolls.

[@Mcfirefly2]

They're here!!!

[@The_Other_Ghost]

Why troll when the bible mocks it's self? Matthew 19:13-15: Jesus welcomes children.... The old testament: Beat your child (proverbs), god rewards sacrificing them (Job and Jeptheda), stone your child (Deuteronomy), first born sons killed...orders genocide (more children killed), the children of Jericho...

[@The_Other_Ghost]

@@MrBilioner Which is worse? Beating a child or a slave, the bible allows both.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

@@MrBilioner 44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

@@MrBilioner Can you find the passage where Jesus freed all the slaves?

[@SantaFe19484]

These are the same kinds of ridiculous arguments that legalistic Christians use to say that Christmas is evil.

[@powningatheists7987]

This rocks, so funny! And I never knew Horus had a German accent!

[@standswithfist806]

Merry Christmas! This would sure be a great thing to play for the kids in your families while folks are gathered for Christmas. They are getting bombarded with crazy Horus etc stuff...Boldly play this on you notebook . Great job LutheranSatire

[@danielledunsworth9229]

Lol I like the intro, "Not so fast preacher man!" I feel like that slogan with a pic of horas would be a funny pajama shirt.

[@SgtKOnyx]

I've said it before, I'll say it again probably, this is my go to whenever I encounter these sorts of claims. It's funny, informative, and short, great for using in all sorts of contexts

[@22moonpie]

This is so funny ...I’ve watched it a dozen times and it’s better every time !! 😂🤣

[@gaelrodregez321]

Wow preacher knows everything i love this video✝️❤️

[@curtisrodriguez938]

I love your videos. Truth and entertainment? Can't beat it.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis? Can't beat those!

[@TheFofotron]

@@The_Other_Ghost Wrong. We easily beat those: >Romulus Wasn't born of a virgin(his mother was raped by Mars), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames >Osiris wasn't born of a virgin(Geb and Nut were his parents), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again(he remained in the underworld) and din't have nicknames So he was only ressurected by the other gods, not by his own power >Adonis wasn't born of a virgin(his mother had sex with her own father), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames > Inanna wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again She had the title of "queen of heaven" >Zalmoxis wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, and didn't have nicknames He didn't really die, but dug an underground risedence for himself. He disappeared from Thrace for three years, living in his underground house, and came back to the surface on the fourth year. So he didn't ressurect nor rise again

[@paulcrump9574]

I had a professor teach that December 25 was chosen because of the festival of sol invictus. Which is a crazy assertion because the earliest attestation of Christmas being celebrated and the festival being celebrated on the 25th comes from the same source. The festival had also been celebrated on other days in the past which suggests that it was the pagans trying to compete with the Christians that changed the date not the other way around.

[@formerevolutionist]

I find it odd that atheists keep making these claims. Even before I learned of this I asked them about the plausibility of early Christians plagierizing other religions and then telling everyone to forsake their gods and follow Jesus alone. The same goes for the early Jews.

[@CharlesSeraphDrums]

And, it's extremely popular! There is a video by Dr. James White that also debunks many of these claims. In that video, Julius Caesar and Attis are included. Also, many times Dyonisius, Apollo, Gilgamesh, Buddah, Azura MAzda, etc, etc, etc are pulled into the game. The uniqness of the Gospel is the message of repentance and Salvation from a Transcendental Trinity, not a prosperity message from a created being (oooops)

[@The_Other_Ghost]

It's funny, Christians never research their own beliefs or of: Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, and Zalmoxis

[@maryodonnell3221]

Christianity is a sorry "plagiarism of Romulus or anyone else. There is one thing unique to Christianity: Only they emphasized the unique value of the individual as created by God. Women especially were considered second rate. See even now how women are treated in other cultures. If you're so sure it's all a myth, why are you so anxious to prove it? What do you care if there's no heaven? You have more reason to worry than me if you're wrong. If I'm wrong, so what?

[@The_Other_Ghost]

Mary O'Donnell Because I just want to live in a culture where everyone is as rational minded as possible. - If I believed white people are the Superior people, would you point out how stupid that way of thinking is? "White separatist" don't want to kill people, and probably wont ever get their way. "But that's different" The bible: 1) In Rev 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving (Jews, odenists, former christians etc), the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral (lust), those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars (key Ray Comfort's talk)... Burning sulfur. Everyone can be afraid of hell. Don't you want to save me from burning in hell? 2) I've seen people justify the killing kids... Read Numbers 31: 17-18 3) Bible allows allows you to buy slaves, beat your slaves (kill if after three days after the beating), pierce their ear (like cattle), pass them down to their children... "But Jesus"... Read Ephesians 6:5

[@maryodonnell3221]

Shakespeare said that the devil can quote Scripture for his purposes, and you seem to be pretty good at that. What Christians go around today buying or beating slaves? If you are really that concerned about slavery, why don't you go troll on some Muslim site? Or maybe you're afraid to?.... It so happens that Christianity gave us Western Civilization as far as rational thinking goes. Christianity gave us the University system, schooling for the poor--you'd be worshipping a wolf with a lion's head if there'd hadn't been any Christianity, and you'd NEVER have had any rational learning! It was Christians who were the first abolitionists, the first to give women an education, the first to provide hospitals, orphanages, and to argue for humane treatment of animals. Also classical music, optics, and astronomy. (Galileo was NEVER tortured--he was the pre-eminent scientist of the time). A Catholic priest gave us the Big Bang theory. Is that rational enough for you? I could go on. But you get the drift. Christian countries abolished slavery over 150 years ago, and based on Scripture. I don't much know who Ray Comfort is, and I don't much care. I doubt I'd be welcome in his church anyway. But the fact that some fundamentalist churches are irrational and intolerant does not mean all of them are. The weird ones make the news, but in fact almost none of them are anything like the Westboro Baptist Church. In fact, they protested in front of my church during a military funeral, so you can be sure we're not that type. Neither are the Lutherans, Methodists, or Episcopalians. I can't try to "save you from hell," which is my point. You won't listen anyway, even if I try to convince you. So why don't you lay off? What are you afraid of?

[@DLAbaoaqu]

After the past couple of days, I can honestly say: "Antitheistic" is an *antonym* for "logical". To the internet atheist, "reason" is something you write on a wall and you don't truly have to practice it.

[@oO_ox_O]

Greg H Are babies notters?

[@oO_ox_O]

Greg H > _Babies are nontheists_ Ah OK. Well since there is a greek word is in there I would also use the Greek prefix meaning non/without and make the word "atheist", what do you think?

[@oO_ox_O]

Greg H > _Non didn't exist to the ancient Greeks_ Are you trolling now?

[@oO_ox_O]

Greg H This is predicate logic.

[@aaroncarlson1162]

+Greg H I would argue (and +Lutheransatire would back me up)... That at the moment of Holy Baptism an infant is saved and given the gift of faith, a subconscious and instinctual faith - akin to dependence upon their mother.

[@michaeldearth6327]

That guy who did the zeitgeist admitted he blatantly lied about so much of his video.

[@truth8307]

They created that guy themselves. All their trick. If the Zeigeist guy was truely against Christianity, do you think he would missed out all the real evidence that proved Christianity and their God is fake ?

[@stefanpaxton3323]

I actually really appreciate this - I had been struggling recently with arguements about Christian stories being based on other historical claims.

[@RG-kc6rh]

Nice job Patrick yah good job Patrick.

[@petetheleet]

Nice video, summarises the arguments succinctly and humourously.

[@bloodrunsclear]

Atheism of the gaps

[@The_Other_Ghost]

What about Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, or Zalmoxis?

[@TheFofotron]

@@The_Other_Ghost >Romulus Wasn't born of a virgin(his mother was raped by Mars), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames >Osiris wasn't born of a virgin(Geb and Nut were his parents), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again(he remained in the underworld) and din't have nicknames So he was only ressurected by the other gods, not by his own power >Adonis wasn't born of a virgin(his mother had sex with her own father), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames > Inanna wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again She had the title of "queen of heaven" >Zalmoxis wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, and didn't have nicknames He didn't really die, but dug an underground risedence for himself. He disappeared from Thrace for three years, living in his underground house, and came back to the surface on the fourth year. So he didn't ressurect nor rise again

[@pyroshell5652]

The total lack of self awareness in those last 30 seconds astonishes me.

[@nursingninja]

This was great!! Thanks for putting this together it's really easy to share with those who get hoodwinked by these lies

[@DLAbaoaqu]

***** Here's something you're gonna love: www.amazon.com/Best-Evidence-Jesus-J-Holding-ebook/dp/B00OJG28XI

[@freethoughtvideos]

DLAbaoaqu Yeah right, dishonesty from the wretched JP Holding. Anyone who cites that fanatic instantly loses credibility.

[@DLAbaoaqu]

By the by, "Sun" and "son" only rhyme in English.

[@Hercules2345]

DLAbaoaqu False: English: sun son Old English: sunne sunnu Afrikaans: son seun Dutch: zon zoon German: Sonne Sohn Slovenian: sonce sin and more freethoughtnation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4835#p4835

[@nursingninja]

No serious historian denies the existence of Christ or the resurrection. The ones who are get their ideas from Satanists so it's no wonder that they are so hostile to God. I like this video because it's short and sweet. It's perfect for teenagers and such who get duped by these lies. I'd you would like a more thorough and extensive debunking of the zeitgeist lies see this video: goo.gl/T4J33F

[@PrecariousPorcupine]

Just showed this to my dad, we both love this!

[@nimapourkarimi1704]

Mithras was actually Persian but Romans stole his story and he became a partial Roman god of war

[@midnightarcanacentraltv5815]

And his name was Mitra

[@GarrettXPrime]

I needed this laugh at work thank you

[@writerofold8867]

I find it amazing that atheists--people who think they're intellectuals and think they're at least ninety times smarter than everyone else--keep spitting out these lame, easily disproven arguments.

[@MrBilioner]

because there is no strong "evidence" that goes against the truth. Even evolution that claims opposite,the best and strong evidence they use its the macro/micro evolution but even if it were true we cant observe something that happened 50,000 years ago let alone 10,20 million years ago so its not science.

[@isidoreaerys8745]

@@MrBilioner irony of ironies, that someone would plod out some Kent Hovind level Creationist arguments in this exact post.

[@hallelujahize]

Came here from Melissa Dougherty's "Pagan" video.

[@drahcir1647]

Got it, Horus should do Easter/Ishtar, would be epic.

[@LeoxandarMagnus]

I do love going through the classic Christmas movies.

[@guyfromtheeast3196]

Unfortunately, a lot of Christians believe these so-called "pagan" origins of Christmas as well. This video should be required viewing for everyone!

[@Soulaliss]

Eastern Orthodox Christian it is pagan and so is the church the fact that the world celebrates it is proof of that. The world hates God it would never keep any of the holidays God have to His people.

[@LeoxandarMagnus]

Once more I return to prepare myself for Christ’s coming

[@JonKrueger]

Hilarious! Very well done video with a great ending =) "I said that before Jesus did."

[@kevin8712]

"OH, YOU ABSOLUTELY DID NOT!!!"

[@OneWay4D73]

3 of my coworkers think zeitgeist was the best thing ever. I can't break through the lies.

[@paulnurmi302]

It reminds me of my first year at Bible college when a demonic spirit came to me one night in a dream telling me THE OLD GODS ARE COMING BACK! RENOUNCE THE CHRISTIAN GOD! Amazing how he fled after I confronted him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. This was when I had met a student there into so called feminist revision of Christian theology in which the Father is simply a mask behind which some impersonal void is hidden so might as well worship a pre Christian goddess, and call it Christianity. Nice to see the pastor confront this demonic spirit in a biblical way. Nice the way this demonic spirit s stupidity is shown, as I have also seen from my own experience. Praise the Lord.

[@trevorhatfield5826]

Have you heard the Lutheran joke about the old pastor and new one? The new comments about the many squirrels, rabbits and rats abounding but no congregants. The old says, "just baptize the vermin as Lutherans, then they'll only come around at Christmas and Easter." All jokes aside, great theology and great video! God bless!

[@AnnaJacksonbanana]

This is screamingly hilarious. Keep it up Lutheran Satire guys.

[@TacosnZorro]

Dec 25th is 9 months after we celebrate the Feast of the Annunciation on March 25th. 9 months. Hmmm. Its almost like we did it on purpose.

[@severianofurth]

Spamming my social media accounts with the Horus videos has become part of my Christian tradition ;-)

[@fudgyvmp3961]

The Birth of Horus is actually known isn't it? It's the day 2 of the Egyptian Intercalary Month/week (alongside Osiris on the first, Set the third, then Isis, then Nephthys). There's a whole myth about how Ra cursed their mom to be unable to give birth on any day of the year, so their dad made a bet with the lunar god and won five nights of moonlight that aren't on the calendar, since the intercalary month isn't part of the main calendar.

[@fudgyvmp3961]

(This falls at the end of August.)

[@jeycee32]

Btw, FreedomToons should do a video with Lutheran Satire.

[@nopinkeyfinger]

Refreshing to see so many Catholic bros here. We can definitely get along with our Protestant brothers on this video.

[@codeblood2000]

No matter how may times i watch this it's soooo funny and full of knowledge.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

Researching Romulus, Osiris, Adonis, Inanna, and Zalmoxis only makes this funnier?

[@TheFofotron]

@@The_Other_Ghost I researched them. It really does since none of them even come close to Jesus.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

@@TheFofotron What makes Jesus so special?

[@TheFofotron]

@@The_Other_Ghost >Romulus Wasn't born of a virgin(his mother was raped by Mars), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames >Osiris wasn't born of a virgin(Geb and Nut were his parents), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again(he remained in the underworld) and din't have nicknames So he was only ressurected by the other gods, not by his own power >Adonis wasn't born of a virgin(his mother had sex with her own father), didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again and didn't have nicknames > Inanna wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't ressurected, wasn't crucified, didn't rise again She had the title of "queen of heaven" >Zalmoxis wasn't born of a virgin, didn't have 12 disciples, didn't heal the sick, wasn't crucified, and didn't have nicknames He didn't really die, but dug an underground risedence for himself. He disappeared from Thrace for three years, living in his underground house, and came back to the surface on the fourth year. So he didn't ressurect nor rise again

[@koolmckool7039]

​@@The_Other_GhostNothing to an atheist perhaps, but in the context of discussion, Jesus is different to the others because all those he's claimed to have copied do not match up to his life at all.

[@lewisbean4250]

You know what's even more hilarious? That Balder (the one Lutheran satire added as a joke) is actually used by the Zeitgeist crew as evidence against Christianity. Never mind that Balder's earliest written sources come from the 12th century AD from Scandinavia, far outside of the former Roman Empire.

[@elcanaldeshackra]

Hahahahaha, totally epic!! Sharing it! :D Btw, there is any possibility for a Catholic to do a fandub of this video ro Spanish? What about some help with voices removal and the original script for adaptation? :)

[@TheLutheranSatire]

I think we can make that work. Message me your email address and we'll get to trabajo.

[@elcanaldeshackra]

I send you my email already :)

[@SoyExMormon]

Me gustaria saber cuando lo hayan traducido. Es excelente...

[@biblenuggets3499]

+El Canal de Shackra Christmas still is a pagan festival with a Jesus paint job... In the 17th century manychurches in Europe (Protestant,Puritan) and their respective magistrates had banned Christmas and anyone who was caught celebrating was liable to a fine. Jesus was not born in Dec but between Sept and Oct... as no shepherd in his right mind would have his flock out in the middle of Israels winter at night! Also it s a good example of the doctrine of men and traditions of men that Paul and Jesus spoke against. there is not ONE verse in the Bible endorsing the practice of Christmas. The tree, was used in pagan worship of fertility. The relatively modern tradition of decorating the Christmas tree is a custom which evolved from the pine groves associated with the Great Mother Goddess. The lights and ornaments hung on the tree as decorations are actually symobls of the sun, moon, and stars as they appear in the Cosmic Tree of Life. They also represent departed souls who are remembered at the end of the year. Sacred presents (which evolved into modern day Christmas gifts) were also hung on the tree as offerings to various deities such as Attis and Dionysus." -Gerina Dunwich, Wicca Craft: The Modern Witches Book of Herbs, Magick and Dreams, Citadel Press, 1991, p. 35-36, ISBN: 9780806512389

[@elcanaldeshackra]

+Bible Nuggets "as no shepherd in his right mind would have his flock out in the middle of Israels winter at night!" Oh, sure, just look how unprepared a sheep is to endure winter, imgur.com/a/kl8sv Stop with your gibberish.

[@LanyaIce]

Lol at Richard Carrier dressing up as Mithra

[@robertmitchell5863]

fantastic! love Horus, when wiill Donall & Conall be back?

[@ryanhoward8694]

Ahhhh, gotta watch this at least once every year. It’s like putting on a warm and comfy Christmas sweater.

[@DLAbaoaqu]

Why's Horus' hat transparent?

[@TheLutheranSatire]

Because I messed up the non-messed up drawing that Mr. Carver sent me!

[@PhilHoffmanReviews]

+LutheranSatire this was great! Absolutely obliterated mythicists!!

[@DavidBetz00]

+LutheranSatire I have to admit that I've seen this more than time The Dark Knight (dude, big number) and I never noticed that. I figured there were red feather things on his head.

[@thresholdseven8942]

because it's tired of lying all the time and wants to become a better hat

[@gottesurteil3201]

It represents the transparency of his stupidity.

[@GMSirLawrence]

This is awesome. An Holy and Merry Christmas!

[@crazyviking24]

The stories about Horus do not state that he was crucified, however, he was stung by a poisonous scorpion as a child and died. When his mother finally found him and cried out to the other gods for help, Thoth was said to have raised him back to life.

[@ipso-kk3ft]

Donald Vincent True. Anyways, it's impossible for there to be absolutely zero parallels in any religion, or even in any piece of literature.

[@i.w.7227]

Donald Vincent Crucifixion was developed by the Greeks about 1,000 years after Horus was written by the Egyptians. So, I detected bullshit in another way.

[@crazyviking24]

***** LOL! Not to mention that the claim about him having "twelve disciples" is based on a scene of twelve guys harvesting grain and yet Horus is not shown or mentioned in that scene.

[@maryodonnell3221]

It was the Phoenicians, I believe, not the Greeks. Just saying.

[@floptaxie68]

Resurrection

[@Antlers68]

Very good! Fact filled and concise.Sometimes humor is better at making a point.

[@mellieg.7543]

Anyone else interested in a spin off of this, Ishtar Ruins Easter?

[@mellieg.7543]

It finally happened!!!!!

[@NoahWeisbrod]

I was under the impression that the date of December 25 was borrowed from the Festival of Mithras (and fairly close to a whole bunch of other early winter celebrations.)

[@AvadaKedavra1138]

It’s even worse than the video says. We celebrate Jesus’ birth on December 25, but no one actually thinks he was born then. If memory serves, the predominant view is that he was born in the spring. So any comparison of Jesus to other figures based on a common December 25 birthday is meritless.

[@ABY4JC92]

It's that time of the year again!

[@hthrun]

I don't celebrate Christmas (I celebrate the Biblical holy days) but I appreciate how you set the record straight on the supposedly ripped off theology. I'm currently working on the same topic for an upcoming Torah commentary...

[@Readrose8]

Yeah even when i was atheist I thought this was bunk because I loved (and still do love) studying ancient history- especially Egypt. It was actually an Egyptian papyrus that pointed to the exodus story. I think it was (phonetically) Iparu or something like that.

[@LarryHappyPainterJohnston]

There's two REAL reasons why we celebrate Christ's birth on December 25: First, based on historical data in the Bible the Roman church deduced that Christ died on March 25; the doctrine of the day was that martyrs died on the day they were conceived and December 25 just happens to be 9 months after March 25. Granted, the whole death-conception theory has no basis, however it DOES disprove your false paradigm. Second, based on historical data found in the Bible, scholars deduced that Zachariah (John the Baptist's father for those who don't know) was serving in the Temple in late September when he was informed his wife was with child. According to the Bible, six months later (late March) Mary came to their home pregnant; which would make her delivery sometime in late December.

[@misseli1]

Larry HappyPainter Johnston Yes!

[@doreencloutier1066]

Actually there are 2 dates that it could be because it depends on whether Zacharias was serving in the first or second division. But as I stated before it is not worth bending yourself in knots because, imo, its not what the celebration of Christmas started off as but how it ended up. There is no doubt in my mind that Christians are praising the Lord in every way when we celebrate Christmas.

[@TFayas]

Almost wished this was around before I had to read through the entire book of the dead and come to the exact same conclusions that not a single one of the claims of zeitgeist was actually founded.