"Let's dive into the text." "The text that you can't read?" "Yeah, that's the one." Classic!
@solidonseraindogthetenth1679 Жыл бұрын
My mom told me that the reason Jehovah's witnesses is a thing is because some guy tried to predict the return of Jesus, but failed because one does not simply do that. So he tried to justify himself by saying that Jesus can't be devine. Moral of the story, don't try to predict the return of Jesus.
@lastswordfighter Жыл бұрын
Miller and the Great Disappointment?
@cathe1966 жыл бұрын
I wish I was as illiterate as Donall and Conall.
@yahulwagoni45716 жыл бұрын
Whisky.
@blva8886 жыл бұрын
Wish I could read what you wrote!
@tessw97446 жыл бұрын
Yahul Wagoni LMBO
@cathe1964 жыл бұрын
“Jesus died. God can’t die” That’s the point, Patrick.
@sharonwilson90774 жыл бұрын
Ya maybe then I would understand what they are saying better.
@JoshyHendoMan4 жыл бұрын
I had a Greek prof who would invite JW's in to his home, they'd give their John 1:1 pitch, to which he would reply John 1:1-14 in greek, and proceed to explain what these guys said, to which they would reply by leaving.
@paulcimijotti47603 жыл бұрын
that's amazing
@ericwalker65463 жыл бұрын
That’s when you see Cognitive Dissonance in their facial expression as they walk away.
@adeanh13 жыл бұрын
Dr. Brabban?
@JoshyHendoMan3 жыл бұрын
@@adeanh1 Dr. Craig Keener with Asbury Theological Seminary
@CarolusInciusEtScoti3 жыл бұрын
Too bad he rand them off with his arrogant display of the truth. Just being right does not mean being righteous. Look up the Platonian Error. If your friend had read Greek and not just spoken it the Jehovah's witnesses, along with their wiffle-bats and wildebeests might have heard the truth of Christ rather than being driven away from it and chased deeper into their terrible soul killing heresy... Hint: let them talk. Listen to them... and then once they have ran out of misplaced truth and have hogtied themselves theologically (not literally most times) then you can tell them the infinite truth of the true triune God. Only once they realize their theology is garbage that will land them in Hell by the revelation of the Holy Spirit can they repent of said heresy and join the true church like us... That is unless you and all your reformed friends are afraid of being converted to the jehovahs witnesses... in that case run them off like you do. The apologies of weak men are defensive and the apologies of strong men are on the attack... Christ's power is made manifest in our weakness not our strength... your failure to profess what you believe and believe what you profess is why you and your reformed loser Greek professor friend could do nothing but punch himself in the face theologically and then tell people how great he was at fist fighting... well he was a great pugilist indeed. knew the books and techniques backwards and forwards didn't he? and yet anyone who listened to him came to see a show... a strawman fight club... where all the evil jehovahs witnesses are driven off by the mighty Greek professor because he is a great and strong Christian raaaa! Yeah... don't read the bible or watch TV... the truth is in the bible and TV has better shows... stop making getting your truth of God and your entertainment from the exact same place and maybe people won't think your theology is a joke... Because then it won't be. 575 408 0881. I don't cower behind screens. Show mercy, little strongman... or you might as well be a possession of the strongman... Praise God that he stole you back. He is the hero you should follow first... all others are copies of Him. Copies are fine... until they claim to be the original or don't clearly state they are and then pose as the original... your greek prof ought to know the difference between a facsimile, a forgery, and an original manuscript... learn that from him, not evangelism. Soli Deo Gloria Pax Domini :)
@JSteplyk6 жыл бұрын
Donall and Conall are the heroes we need but don’t deserve.
@CEDtalks856 жыл бұрын
I concur
@timwinn58345 жыл бұрын
Here, here! Lol
@danielledunsworth92294 жыл бұрын
Yes! Lol almost all of their odd encournters I relate to in some past experience, which made me jokingly tell my sister that I felt like I was like Donnell and Connell. All you need now are Donnell and Connell meet the World Missionary Society Church of God, secular psychology and oneness Pentacostalism and then they've covered all my experiences of diversity.
@heavnxbound4 жыл бұрын
Well, Jesus is the hero we need but don’t deserve... but I get your point
@mitchellc44 жыл бұрын
Jesus said the Father is the only true God! John 17 3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent. RSV Only-monos God-theos Monos theos Monotheism The Father Jesus is the one sent by the true God (the Father)! Jesus never claimed to be God, Jesus said he has a God! Jesus has a God! Jesus died! God can’t die! God raised Jesus from the dead! Jesus and the apostles preached the gospel before Jesus began to tell he was going to die The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM! Repent and believe the gospel! Follow Jesus’ teachings! Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
@matthaviland56954 жыл бұрын
"This is boring." "Yeah I know Conall but we got to slug through this stuff to refute the Jehovah's Witnesses." "Jebralter's Whippersnaps." "Whatever."
@medicalmisinformation3 жыл бұрын
Gibraltar 🤣
@prayunceasingly20293 жыл бұрын
As someone raised theologically unitarian, John 1 definitely affected why I became trinitarian.
@hoi-polloi18632 жыл бұрын
John 1 is pretty much the foundation of the trinitarian argument. "God = Word" + "Word became flesh" leads pretty quick to "Jesus is God."
@prayunceasingly20292 жыл бұрын
@@hoi-polloi1863 For sure!
@jb_19712 жыл бұрын
@@hoi-polloi1863 "The word" in John 1:1 is not equivalent to God otherwise there would be no point in stating that it was with God. My hand is with me and, in a sense, is me, but it doesn't mean it's equvalent to me.
@hoi-polloi18632 жыл бұрын
@@jb_1971 Hmm... that covers the "with God" part, but there's also the "was God" part, which to me seems to counter that argument.
@Solideogloria002 жыл бұрын
Praise the Lord :)
@thebaker15176 жыл бұрын
"Wow, you're really swinging for the fences at warmed over arianism stadium there Patrick" 😂
@Logia19783 жыл бұрын
"And this is eternal life that they may know you the *ONLY TRUE GOD* and the messiah that you have sent." Arianism has a long life instead...
@WideMouth5 ай бұрын
@@Logia1978 “My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.” The Jews picked up stones again to stone him. John 10:29-31 Jesus claimed to be God; and because the Jews recognized that Jesus was claiming to be God, they picked up stones to stone him.
@Logia19785 ай бұрын
@WideMouth And Jesus refuted their accusation of claiming divinity by saying is it not written in your Torah that you are Gods. And he only claims to be a son of God... He did not say, yeh you are right I claim Divinity.... JESUS confirmed that Jews had the correct understanding of God.... and the trinity is Alien to Jews....
@roxsziegalrox556 жыл бұрын
As a linguistics student who had to deal with some JWs after class one day, thank you.
@aaronstately6 жыл бұрын
But they are wrong... the issue is not a linguistics one, only if you take John in isolation. If you take a contextual view you will find the Lutheran brothers are incorrect.
@RickStewart17766 жыл бұрын
@@aaronstately, how does Jesus not being Christ, the divine Jewish messiah, mesh with John 4:25 and 26?
@aaronstately6 жыл бұрын
There methodology of only uising the book of John which is not historical, not synoptic gospel, unreliable and well known that most of jesus claims in the book of john is not how someone would have spoke and most of the "i am" claims, the "father and i are 1" are all not claims made by jesus but by a christian writer 100years later. Matthew Mark &Luke simply do not share the same claims and in fact contradict it. John is unreliable im afraid. please look at my previous post below.
@aaronstately6 жыл бұрын
you will find all the "i am" claims in John are highly dubious, historically no one would have spoken that way, and they are added 100 years later by christian writers trying to create a tilt towards Jesus being God with out explicity doing so. This is why John is not considered a synoptic Gospel. it leaves out storys from the synoptic and adds others that are not part of the synoptic that are uncorroborated like speaking to the woman at the well.
@aaronstately6 жыл бұрын
Show me where in the bible Jesus claims to be God and i will eat my hat. I can show you even in John where Jesus only ever claims to be the Son of God and he is handed over to pilate for this... not for stating he is God, he even states he will be at the right hand of God.. do you just ignore that? here it is.. Mark 14:60 60 Then the high priest stood up before them and asked Jesus, “Are you not going to answer? What is this testimony that these men are bringing against you?” 61 But Jesus remained silent and gave no answer. Again the high priest asked him, “Are you the Messiah, the Son of the Blessed One?” 62 “I am,” said Jesus. “And you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven.” Not to mention about 30 other statements showing how it is impossible for Jesus to be the All mighty God.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol6 жыл бұрын
QUIT PAMPHLET-SHAMING US, PATRICK!
@Chiller319166 жыл бұрын
JW-"Wait, you can't read?"
@marmeemarch70804 жыл бұрын
Upvote for the user name!
@pearldyke26653 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
@AnoAssassin6 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to pretend like I managed to follow all that
@jec1ny6 жыл бұрын
+1
@shanedulay25546 жыл бұрын
Include me.
@patrickneary84466 жыл бұрын
Most Lutherans won't follow, and that's the point. If a pastor talks fast, uses big words, and has a condescending attitude he can say any nonsense and his flock will believe anything. It wasn't Lutherans that recently discovered the museum of the Bible had been displaying forgeries.
@AnoAssassin6 жыл бұрын
@@patrickneary8446 Friend, surely you understood that I was joking because he was going off about the complicated grammar rules of the Greek language? Don't use it as basis for some argumentative point.
@stickmunch6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that finds it completely ironic that his name is actually Patrick?
@nancyduhalde46793 жыл бұрын
Deep in the muck of conversation about the Resurrection going in inevitable circles with a Jehovah’s Witness, this is EXACTLY what I needed to bring some levity to my thoughts and giggles to my heart again!! THANK YOU!!!
@CharlieArehart16 жыл бұрын
Definitely not "boring". :-) Thanks for the Greek grammar lesson, guys, and for giggles throughout--alas, though it's indeed such a serious topic. But hey, so was the "Bad Analogies" episode where we first heard the pejorative "Patrick" proclaimed. And I suspect in time this one will rank right up there as classic Donall and Conall!
@hglenn876 жыл бұрын
As I'm sure you know, you can also skip to the end of John's gospel, where Thomas says "My Lord, my God!" which really has no other explanation other than the plain text.
@Logia19783 жыл бұрын
Well the problem is that the whole missing Thomas story is *a forgery* ... Thomas was *not missing* in the synoptic gospels... So the writers of John, created a story for theological purpose.
@Chomper7503 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Swick Psalm 89:5-7 shows the divine council of Psalm 82 is not human rulers but holy ones in heaven with God.
@hglenn872 жыл бұрын
@Christian Man God can't have a begotten son who isn't of His same nature anymore than apple trees beget oranges. Can you tell me why you believe the Apostles didn't teach that Jesus was God after Christ ascended into Heaven? Is Jesus the creator?
@karlrovey2 жыл бұрын
@( Christian Man ) So what do you do with the command to baptize in the name of the "Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?"
@davidturner10792 жыл бұрын
They modify it.
@bobstrunk6 жыл бұрын
"Yah Patrick..quit pamphlet shaming us" - Oh man, I can't stop laughing. I love these guys.
@lostinvictory85266 жыл бұрын
As an ex-JW, I loved this and the last one. I heard this explanation 15 years ago and have been wanting to get a copy of it.... but written down, oh well this will have to do.
@pursuingpeas82366 жыл бұрын
Costa Di Biase at this point you can probably find it online or buy a book about it From the other comments I see that he didn’t print the appropriate words that lined up with what he was stating
@teresalipot3585 Жыл бұрын
West of Babel, Under the title of this post is a transcription. There you can for nd this "written out".
@andrewgraham64965 ай бұрын
@ericwalker6546 Half truths! I've dealt with Trinitarian professors before and they are all the same! I ask one what the difference in grammar was between John 8:44 and John 1:1 and he got the grammar of John 8:44 as there in that verse there are two examples of a nominative predicate noun occurring before the verb, we both agreed and we looked at other like predicate nominatives occurring before the verb and we agreed on those too! However, he had to resort to special pleading when it came to John 1:1 clause C, here in all the examples we looked at the grammar was exactly the same, a nominative predicate occurring before the verb and I had to point out to him his theological bias over the grammar, he refused to accept that John 1:1c followed a simple rule of Greek grammar and that, "theos" was indefinite, not definite, thus "a god", yet he accepted all the other cases and in John 8:44 Trinitarian translators recognised the the nominative predicate was indefinite and had no problems inserting the indefinite article in English translations, so we see in John 8:44 "a murderer" and "a liar", this exercise simply proves that Trinitarian scholars will change the rule of Greek grammar when it impacts on their preconceived Trinitarian theology!
@lostinvictory85265 ай бұрын
@@andrewgraham6496 The doctrine of the Trinity does not rely on John 1:1
@Dmlaney6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Jehovah's Witnesses are supposedly monotheists so how does saying the word was "a God" make any sense either...
@Dmlaney6 жыл бұрын
oh yeah so it says there are 2 Gods but they only believe in 1 God and deny the trinity at the same time so they literally turned that passage into complete nonsense... honestly I tried talking to Jehovahs Witnesses about that and they just talked in circles...
@Dmlaney6 жыл бұрын
So Jehovah's Witnesses DONT believe Jesus was God so they changed their scriptures to say he was "a God"! How brilliant...
@uriah49016 жыл бұрын
Dmlaney , most importantly they say Jesus is a small "g" god. They say the word was "a god". A god meaning powerful like a king or e Human ruler or maybe an angelic power.
@CloudslnMyCoffee6 жыл бұрын
They confess that Jesus was an incarnation of Michael the archangel not God
@ΑκόλουθοςΧριστού6 жыл бұрын
ParadoxicallySweet Early church father Origin, John Calvin,Luther and John Wesley believed that Jesus was Michael too. Were they heretics?Do you want me to quote them on that?
@dillondavis61456 жыл бұрын
As a student who is taking Greek 1 and reading through Mounce's Greek textbook, this video is all kinds of YES!
@Putthegoatsontheroof2 жыл бұрын
😂 they said, no we don't know what that is
@dillondavis61452 жыл бұрын
@@Putthegoatsontheroof what's hilarious is, here I am 3 years later after this comment, I'm taking Greek again in seminary and we are using Mounce :)
@ElwinRansom16 жыл бұрын
I am A Spartacus !
@HolyKhaaaaan6 жыл бұрын
It's less funny because it's more accurate.
@lostinvictory85266 жыл бұрын
I think they all meant that they were all THE Spartacus.
@alexandriariley52096 жыл бұрын
Εἰμί Σπάρτακος
@firstnamelastname61186 жыл бұрын
@@alexandriariley5209 the acute on the iota of eimi should be a grave accent
@alexandriariley52096 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname6118 you're right, my bad - only a second year greek student, so sometimes forget that
@valeriefinnigan76145 жыл бұрын
Love that nod to medieval specialization, when people learned a variety of languages orally, and reading and writing was for the scribes.
@barelyprotestant53656 жыл бұрын
Corey Booker is Spartacus.
@jsquared10136 жыл бұрын
That part cracked me up as well 🤣
@monkeysflingpooatyou6 жыл бұрын
I had to back up and recheck that part. Brilliant.
@cannibalsuperstar60816 жыл бұрын
No, Booker is "Fartacus".
@barelyprotestant53656 жыл бұрын
@@cannibalsuperstar6081 TEARS OF RAGE!!!!
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva10984 жыл бұрын
@@monkeysflingpooatyou I did, too -- was waiting for him from the grammar screen....
@quinnbilitz26356 жыл бұрын
I'm taking Greek in my pastoral training right now, and your references to declensions and cases is awesome!!!
@alstepanski31476 жыл бұрын
I am looking forward to Donall and Conall the full length Motion Picture, these guys are hilarious!
@hopelessstrlstfan1816 жыл бұрын
This is the 1st video of yours that I have seen and I am now a big fan I once worked as an Education Supervisor for a Museum. In that position, I made presentations for all age groups, pre-school up to University level. Like you, I knew the value of humor as a device to keep an audience interested when discussing a complex subject which might otherwise be perceived as boring (like grammar!) I often made use of humor in a similar manner as you do in this video and I know how difficult it is to pull off what you did here. I fancy myself as having some skill in this arena, but you, my friend, are just "killing it" here!!!! Hats off to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva10984 жыл бұрын
Schoolhouse Rock pretty much got me through life. And then my ("Severely Emotionally Disturbed") group home teen clients when they had to memorize the Preamble for school! The only appropriate song 🙄 they ever sang.... This kind of stuff is awesome!
@ABITHSIRENGLISH5 жыл бұрын
As someone who understands and teaches English grammar, I can say this video is pure gold..DEFINITELY NOT BORING..
@zarnoffa6 жыл бұрын
I’m curious why JW don’t render the same word as “a god” in Mark 12:26 like: 'I am the God of Abraham, and a god of Isaac, and a god of Jacob' - Mark 12:26
@iLiveForTheTruth6 жыл бұрын
It's probably due to the fact that it won't help the JW deny that Jesus Christ is God, because in this instance he is talking about God the father.
@ronneff58946 жыл бұрын
Yes and the rest of chapter 1
@dagman855 жыл бұрын
@sakor88 - keep in mind that when the Word became flesh, He was Jesus. I'm not weighing in on whether YHVH who was in the wilderness with the Israelites was God the Father or a preincarnate Christ, but "preincarnate" implies not yet in the flesh, so I don't think that verse weighs in on the question.
@curtisrodriguez9385 жыл бұрын
They do the same thing with the Greek word for "worship" which they will translate as "worship" when connected to God the Father but change that translation to "did obeisance" when connected to Jesus.
@MrMeraby3 жыл бұрын
"Quit pamphlet shaming us." I literally laughed out loud.
@sizzlingsquid74514 жыл бұрын
D&C: "Quit pamphlet-shaming us!" JW: "Do you mean you can't read?" D&C: "Not a word! ... . . . ... Now let's dive into the GRAMMAR of John 1:1 to address your terrible translation. So in KOINE GREEK...." ROFL
@weeperman66596 жыл бұрын
What gets me is how anyone can deny that Jesus uses the name "I AM" to refer to himself in John 8:58, the name of God as revealed to Moses at the burning bush account. The Jews were so incensed they tried to stone him on the spot, vs 39. The whole discourse from John 8:31 to 59 could hardly be more clear, it's all about the divine nature that Jesus lays claim to.
@williamfroh88306 жыл бұрын
Weeper Man man can be so blinded by sin .I can't brag about my understanding because i was sinful and wrong about many things till i meet a confessional Lutheran pastor who took a year of instruction to show the error of my ways and the correct plain word in the Bible. pray for the lost don't be angry
@Sirach1442 жыл бұрын
They did not believe that he was Jehovah based on him saying I am. If you go to Exodus 3 13 through 16 you'll see that it says that Jehovah is the god of Abraham Isaac and jacob. Not go over to acts 3:13 and you'll see that the god of Abraham Isaac and Jacob has glorified his servant jesus. Jesus did not say I am to mean that he is jehovah. They picked up stones to throw it at him because he insulted them all the way through the chapter 8
@christopherderrell84702 жыл бұрын
@@Sirach144 As this thread has been resurrected like our Lord & Saviour, it's important to note that the Jews very much knew Jesus was saying that he was God, because it says it clearly in John 5:17-18. Attached below for convenience (KJV) ' But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work. 18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.'
@NickHawaii Жыл бұрын
@@christopherderrell8470 They said he was a sinner. Those same Jews said he was “out of his mind”. They said he was a glutton. They said he was a drunkard. They said he was a seditionist. They said he was demonized. They said he broke the sabbath. They said he was a blasphemer? Were they right?
@Michael-Archonaeus Жыл бұрын
"I am" is not a name, it is a claim.
@jacobcarpenter37446 жыл бұрын
Reverend Fiene, I love these videos. Aside from the sarcasm, they're Biblically solid. Thanks for your ministry, sir.
@justinpalmer39485 жыл бұрын
“Before Abraham was, I AM”
@justanotherbaptistjew56593 жыл бұрын
If you pay attention while reading the Gospel according to John, it’s astounding how often Jesus makes “I Am” statements. Even when the Pharisees and their Roman cohort ask for Jesus of Nazareth, He replies (in the original translation) “I Am.” And they fall backwards. And don’t forget that God said in Isaiah 42:8 that He gives His glory to no other, yet in John 17:5 Jesus claims to have shared the glory of God. There is really no way around the fact that Jesus is God, according to the Holy Scriptures.
@rougebaba38873 жыл бұрын
A Jehovah Witness at my door tried to explain away this verse by claiming it was Christ merely expressing his pre-incarnate existence as an archangel. As to the desire of the Jews to stone him for saying it? Well, that was simply because they thought he was looney for claiming to be an incarnate archangel..... Of course one just has to ignore the reason the Jews gave for wanting to stone him: "We are not stoning you for any good work," they replied, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God." John 10:33 I can't recall their response to that. I think they employed their "Kingdom Translation" which somehow made that verse say something a bit different. Or perhaps it was the subsequent verses (34 and onward in the chapter) claiming that Christ was saying angels are given the title of "a god"... but except they are not really a god... it's all just literary style, or some such ridiculousness, which still doesn't make sense considering they were picking up stones in a fit of anger. One would think Jews would understand if he was merely explaining he was an angel come down to Earth. Nor is there any law or even example of stoning people for being insane.
@vaskaventi68403 жыл бұрын
And what literally means I AM.... YWHW, the name of God.
@shanli26933 жыл бұрын
Or there is good old Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
@shhiknopfler39123 жыл бұрын
@@shanli2693 So is he the Father?
@redmikey246 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today. Awesome work. Being Lutheran is awesome and the world needs more of this.
@xmariner8 ай бұрын
I love it! At 2:34 is Corey Booker shouting "I AM SPARTACUS!" The other day I looked for the old LCA's Red Hymnal liturgy, because I got homesick. I looked for "Create in me a Clean Heart" Psalms 51 and The Song of Simeon (Now let us thy servant depart in peace) and couldn't find them. My Dad was a lifelong Pastor - he kept the Red Hymnal decades after the Green Hymnal was adopted. It's nice to know that someone as sharp a wit, while understanding theology exists. Thank you for your videos.
@davidweihe60528 ай бұрын
In the Red Hymnal, “Create In Me A Clean Heart” was the usual Post-Offering hymn, and the other was the Nun Dimmitis (sp?). My mother was a professional church organist and choir director, so we had a copy of the Black Service Book And Hymnal, too. I haven’t looked for them in more than a year, though.
@MiklRngr6 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Two of these in a couple months. Also, you almost gave me an aneurysm when I say Cory Booker saying "I am Spartacus" - Nice job all the way around Pastor.
@paxnorth73045 жыл бұрын
"You're really swinging for the fences here". Oh man, near tears here.
@robertbosley88206 жыл бұрын
"Except it's most clearly not saying that Patrick. Which you might have realized if you hadn't dropped out of Greek 101 after 15 seconds in order to powerbomb the Nicene Creed!" Dead. lol
@Michael-Archonaeus Жыл бұрын
The Nicene creed is not in the Bible.
@robertbosley8820 Жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Archonaeus You responded to a 4 year old comment to say something everyone knows? Of course the Creed isn't in the Bible. That doesn't mean it isn't true and accurate.
@Michael-Archonaeus Жыл бұрын
@@robertbosley8820 True and accurate in what sense? It isn't true to the Bible, so in a Biblical context, how exactly is it "true?" The Bible never talks about the two natures of Christ, it never mentions the co-equality of the tri-personal deity, it doesn't even tell us that God is a Trinity of three destinct souls or men (the Biblical words for persons), to the contrary it talks about how Jesus is a man attested to by God, it explicitly states that Jesus is lower than God the father, and tells us in no uncertain terms that God is one soul, which is Biblical language for one person. I can't make the Nicene creed fit into that mold.
@koolmckool7039 Жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Archonaeus Well, no, it isn't. The Nicene creed isn't in the Bible, but everything in the creed can be found in the Bible.
@Michael-Archonaeus Жыл бұрын
@@koolmckool7039 "born of the Father before all ages." Not found in the Bible. "God from God, Light from Light," Not found in the Bible, this sounds Gnostic actually. "true God from true God, Not in the Bible, and this contradicts John 17:3. "begotten, not made," Not found in the Bible. "consubstantial with the Father;" Not found in the Bible. "he came down from heaven," Not found in the Bible. "and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary," The Bible doesn't say that he was incarnate. "the Holy Spirit, the Lord," Not found in the Bible. If the Nicene Creed is supposed to express Biblical Christianity, then why does it include all these extrabiblical inventions?
@dooglitas6 жыл бұрын
Gibralter's whippersnaps! Pamphlet shaming! I love it!
@tonyphillips87326 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love these guys. I'm Catholic, but this channel is without a doubt my favorite on youtube.
@RickStewart17766 жыл бұрын
So glad to have you back. Please don't ever stop. Love you -from a Baptist.
@CrossingFist6 жыл бұрын
The Dread Pirate Rosebeard. Lol. Pastor Fiene, don't ever change.
@owlblocksdavid49555 жыл бұрын
I'm not even Lutheran (you'd call me a heretic) and I love these videos. The one bashing my religion, I disagree with on their points made, but it was still funny and interesting. I understand Lutheranism and monergism better now (before I thought it was nonsense, but now I understand that it is essentially just a difference in how justification works. Not actually of any major difference in behavior).
@HeatherKnechtel6 жыл бұрын
Whoever said theology was boring never saw your videos! Brilliant and hysterical; keep ‘em coming!
@carolynnelson71726 жыл бұрын
I wish they would take on Joyce Meyer or Joel Osteen or Benny Hinn! ;-). (based on their theology, or lack thereof)
@dalkeiththomas93524 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea!!
@TruleaOfficial4 жыл бұрын
They address Kenneth Copeland now.
@carolynnelson71724 жыл бұрын
Yes I saw that one!
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva10983 жыл бұрын
The Martyrs quoting Joel Osteen (farther back in time than this video) is "don't miss TV", so to speak ...
@TheClausHouse Жыл бұрын
I have watched every video on this channel, most several times, and the line about "swinging for the fences at Warmed-Over Arianism Stadium" might be my favorite in any of these brilliant videos.
@JesterStuttle6 жыл бұрын
Corey Booker saying, "I am Spartacus" in the back made my day!
@heavymetalmusichead49699 ай бұрын
Right as I was zoning out: "This is boring!" "Yeah, I know, Connell, but we gotta slug through this stuff."
@housefamily97846 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that I understand this because of Classical Conversations!
@doritodog62426 жыл бұрын
I did that too!
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva10984 жыл бұрын
Go, CC!
@jphillip2134 жыл бұрын
Additionally, Theos appears without the article in verses 6, 12, 14, and 18 of the same passage, always referring to the Father. Basically the ONLY time the JW "argument" regarding the indefinite article would even be plausible is in 1:1, when, as you said, the article indicates the subject/predicate nominative relationship. I love these videos!
@saylerethan6 жыл бұрын
Did I see Corey Booker in the I Am Spartacus graphic! Awesome
@achilles70746 жыл бұрын
so glad that you are posting again. I am from Dallas, but I am in Pennsylvania for college right now.
@kekort26 жыл бұрын
I really like how the audio slightly switched sides according to which character was speaking.
@richardwilkinson89936 жыл бұрын
This is a great video, as they always are. One thing I noticed was at 3:36 they claim that this argument is not a universal rule of Greek grammar, but the fact is this is almost universal. Colwell's rule states "Definite predicate nouns which precede the verb usually lack the article...The predicate nominative which precedes the verb cannot be translated as an indefinite or a qualitative noun souled because of the absence of the article; if the context suggest that the predicate is definite, it should be translated as a definite noun" (Wallace, Greek Grammar: Beyond Basics, page 257). So while it does not happen every time, this is the norm, not the exception.
@NickHawaii Жыл бұрын
I am very familiar with E.C Colwell’s “rule.” Is this a legitimate “rule” for the Koine Greek language as many have been led to believe? Dr. Colwell himself found at least 15 exceptions to the “rule,” showing that obviously it was really not a strict or valid “rule” of Greek grammar after all. I realize that many try to add strength to their argument, frequently appeal to the “rule” proposed by Colwell as some kind of established rule. However, the claim that “a definite predicate nominative NEVER takes an article when it precedes the verb,” is completely inaccurate and misleading by people who don’t know what they are really talking about. Even Trinitarian Robert Bowman acknowledged, “Where Colwell’s rule can and has been severely abused is in the popular evangelical apologetic argument that the rule alone refutes JW rendering ‘a god.’ Such an argument goes far beyond what Colwell himself, a careful scholar that he was, said…” (Bowman, Jesus Christ and the Gospel of John, p69)
@Pacmanite6 жыл бұрын
The overall point of the grammar lesson was correct (the definite article is used in Ancient Greek in ways unfamiliar to English, such as to distinguish subject from subject-complement/predicate nominative) but the example you chose had a mistake. The accusative of the masculine noun “arguros” (ἄργυρος) is “arguron” (ἄργυρον), whereas “argurion” (ἀργύριον) is a separate word formed with a diminutive neuter “-ion” ending. “argurion”, being neuter, looks the same in the nominative and accusative case.
@troyanderson1650 Жыл бұрын
Saw a clip on Conversation with a Calvinist and I am hooked! Perfect balance of humor and truth! Great job!
@robertmitchell58636 жыл бұрын
GREAT love Donall & Conall!!! this suld be mandatory Bible study, is Horus coming back soon? also when will Donall and Conall meet Bill Maher??
@JonathonMcClung6 жыл бұрын
Man, your animation quality keeps getting better! I appreciate what you do!
@GogakuOtaku10 ай бұрын
You combined my two favorite things: God and linguistics! I love this so much
@davidwilson95324 жыл бұрын
Late to the party here, but am coming to the end of a first year of NT Greek. As we started by looking at John 1, we covered nominal sentences and predicative nominatives in the first few weeks. Our tutor is an expert in ancient languages and teaches Latin and Classical Greek, and her area of expertise is Sanskrit Literature. In Classical Greek, the omission of the definite article in the predicative nominative when it appears before the verb *is* a rule, (called Cowell's Rule). This does create potential ambiguity in translation. Koine, the Greek of the NT, is less strict (as in other areas), so there are cases when a predicative nominative has a definite article. The context makes it clear which is intended here.
@the_justified6 жыл бұрын
WHAT? SO FAST ANOTHER? LOVE IT!! PLEASE MORE!
@onceamusician54088 ай бұрын
the grammar was NOT BORING to ME i appreciated it immensely having forgotten my Greek from now 40 years ago when I pulled out of Greek 101 two years running not out of incompetence but because my health gave way. (the 80's ere not a good decade for me!!) so thanks for the lesson
@Mcfirefly25 жыл бұрын
By the way, when Russell was on trial in Brooklyn, for selling "Miracle Wheat" to farmers on Long Island for $5 a pound, he was asked about his work in translation. The prosecution wanted to make a point about his veracity (his truthfulness), I think. They handed him texts in both Greek and Hebrew, and he had to confess, in court, that he couldn't read Greek or Hebrew.
@eetuerrenor57573 жыл бұрын
He couldn't even tell greek letters one from another... I guess he was eating a lot of this Miracle Wheat.
@Sirach1442 жыл бұрын
Actually he was himself betrayed by this game. If you research even more instead of fault finding you would realize that he also offered to refund everybody their money. But that's okay.
@GulfsideMinistries6 жыл бұрын
Great video. My only minor criticism is that for those who don't read Greek, it would have been helpful to offer a transliteration of the Greek letters under the actual text and emphasize the difference in spelling to mark the case endings (i.e., "when the word 'logos' ends in 'os,' it is in what's called the nominative case, which is usually how you mark the subject of the sentence. when it is spelled 'logon,' it is in what's called the accusative case, which is usually how you mark the object of the verb. The same goes with 'theos'--the 'os' ending tells you it's in the nominative, whereas if it were 'theon' the 'on' ending would tell you it is in the accusative. but in John 1:1c, you have the 'logos', which you see ends in 'os' and so is in the nominative; and then you have 'theos,' which you see also ends in 'os' and so is also in the nominative; but then how do you know which nominative is the subject of the sentence? Well, the one with the definite article!" The script could be a little tighter, but I think that sort of explanation, along with your brief explanation of what cases mean and the importance of linking verbs, might make it just a bit clearer. But what do I know? I'm not a fifth century Irish peasant. :-/
@Atlas-pn6jv6 жыл бұрын
"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority." -words to live by from Doctor Who
@TheDoctor3944 жыл бұрын
from "Wheel In Space". :-)
@nuggetsoftruthrockministry93016 жыл бұрын
We need a new Donall and Conall episode every week!
@lorenzomurrone24306 жыл бұрын
Just a little notice. In 2:05 you say the accusative of αργυρος is αργυριον but this latter is a neutre diminutive, unless you wanted to write αργυρον...
@tolar96 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they should've used θεός - θεόν.
@ZacSladePants6 жыл бұрын
Was expecting some Isaiah chapters 40-50 after 3:41 to really nail down that "lesser gods are completely at odds with every syllable of the Bible" stuff. Great video, as usual ;)
@chemnitz-sama65136 жыл бұрын
This video affirmed to me that you can actually follow with what Donall and Conall are saying with only 2 1/2 months of beginning Greek instruction... looks like the JW founders really did drop out after 15 seconds of study...
@leonmcnair46154 жыл бұрын
I am literally 9 days in to my Greek study...
@zissler17 ай бұрын
The conclusion they reach doesn’t prove it means he was the God, but only that it’s POSSIBLE that John was trying to put emphasis on the subject, not that he did.
@standswithfist8066 жыл бұрын
Many at "Our Blessed Lady of the Holy Pew" have prayed that Donall and Conall would once again grace us with their presence here on the internet thingy. Lovely work. Horus ruins Christmas and Horus reads the internet are have actually been canonized into our scriptures here at "Our Blessed Lady of the Holy Pew"
@standswithfist8066 жыл бұрын
By the way...Over here at "Our Blessed Lady" we have found that a well maintained set of 19th century dueling pistols often is a great substitute for endless debate involving Greek and picto hebreic translations. Nothin' like the smoke of black powder and a .45 cal ball of lead to clear up poor translation errors.
@AgDave006 жыл бұрын
I loved finding these years ago, and now my kids love watching them. As illiterate American peasants with a Dr. Seuss level reading ability and below, however, it should be said that they laugh uproariously at the various insults and turns of phrase, Patrick. And as I’d love for them to grasp the ideas of the definite article, subject, and predicate nominative to deftly defy the disinterested disbelieving Patrick’s their sure to encounter whilst I’m trying to instill in them a real love for the Word, I’m pretty sure such theologically threaded grammar lessons go over like a fart in church on a wooden pew that echoes in the belfry. I’m not saying to take it easy on the education, Patrick; only that some of it likely adds to the enjoyment of the viewer, as they find themselves getting more smarter without even knowing that they’re learning at all. Good job, Patrick. Yeah, Patrick.
@AetheriusLamia Жыл бұрын
Best presentation of Greek I have ever seen. ... and also likely the first presentation of Greek I have ever seen.
@5winder5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is Lord, God Almighty. Nobody may say that except by the power of the holy spirit. So say it... and feel the power.
@cwstreeper Жыл бұрын
Pastor Dave Spotts at American Lutheran Theological Seminary told me during the first lesson of his Koine Greek class, "If you want to rightly handle and proclaim God's Word, you need to know what it says first." Thanks to him, I understood everything in this video and more importantly, a lot more of Scripture!
@danielledunsworth92294 жыл бұрын
I spent about a month in Bible study with the JW's on my front porch (I was 15 and my parents wouldn't let me invite them in but would let me sit on the front porch with them). So we studied a few hours every Tuesday. It was interesting though how the more they argued against the Diety of Christ (and the concept of the Trinity in general), the more I saw how flawed their arguments were and how really the Trinity was the only way to correctly interpret the verses in John, the letters of Paul and even Genesis.
@Michael-Archonaeus Жыл бұрын
The more people argue for the Trinity, it becomes glaringly obvious to me that they do not understand what they are talking about.
@NickHawaii Жыл бұрын
When you studied what flaw stood out you are taking another. One example please. Thanks
@thomasb244 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant. Studying my 1st year Greek now and loving it and stuff like this makes it all the more a joy. Thanks y’all!!!
@LeoxandarMagnus6 жыл бұрын
And this is why I love languages.
@dacronk71786 жыл бұрын
I do wish they went into other subjects, like talking about how heretical changing the words of the Bible is anyways...
@flamemojis6 жыл бұрын
@@dacronk7178 duhhhh
@owlblocksdavid49555 жыл бұрын
@@dacronk7178 depends on your definition of "change". Translation is change in and of itself.
@monicalarose7980 Жыл бұрын
What an amazing sweater to celebrate top surgery! 🥳🥳♥️ And that duck is so adorbs. Did you knit the duck in cotton yarn? I have the Wild Animal Friends book by the same designer and havent been able to get started bc I dread knitting with cotton 😆
@deancamp49146 жыл бұрын
Patrick - I can't believe you messed up the accusative case for silver!
@anycyclopedia2 жыл бұрын
I knew about this channel from The Upon Friar Review and doesn't regret that
@grandekev16 жыл бұрын
One time I went to a funeral at an ELCA church for a family member, seeing the female minister in a collar was horrifying for me as a Catholic.
@NoahProductionsNP6 жыл бұрын
Stunning as usual. And 2 videos from you within a short period of time? Is this an alternate universe I'm living in?
@nursingninja6 жыл бұрын
Is there a chance we could see them meet Ellen G White. Perhaps the shut door doctrine would be a good thing to corner her on. I wouldn't mind helping or getting th ou in touch with former SDA experts.
@mwilkins16446 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE!!!!!!
@nursingninja6 жыл бұрын
I have a blog post I wrote on shut door if that helps. This is kinda the big one from what I've seen with other former SDA. Especially the gen xers. Her other false prophecies can be ignored easier than this one can simply due to the overwhelming amount of evidence. actheologian.com/2016/02/21/the-shut-door/
@xWhiteRice2 жыл бұрын
“since lesser gods is a phrase completely at odds with every syllable of the bible” *coughs in Psalms 82:1, 89:6-8, and 9:3*
@OokamiKageGinGetsu6 жыл бұрын
I'm Catholic and I absolutely LOVE these cartoons.
@misshulabuloothe1st9533 жыл бұрын
Your videos are my favorite!! Especially since I’ve gone to Bible college and I can appreciate stuff like exegesis you use!
@NickHawaii Жыл бұрын
What was so good about this video? If one can say Jesus one can say Jehovah and you don’t need to pay for a Bible education to see that.
@longagoandfaraway78683 жыл бұрын
My grandmother was a Sunday School teacher for 40 years at our LCMS church in our hometown in Illinois and whenever she found an interesting course (or one she hadn't already taken) in Bible studies she'd sign up for it. One she really found rewarding was a course on how to "refute" JWs when they knocked on her door. She waited the rest of her life for that to happen but it never did. But she was ready for them! Strangely enough, I work at a company now that is family-run by JWs, and I always get the impression that they look down on me because I'm not one of them. I've never worked for such a group of "perfect" people before. Think I'll just stick to being a "poor miserable sinner" myself.
@PatrickMoto972 жыл бұрын
The tax collector who wouldn’t even look up to Heaven, but beat his breast saying “God have mercy on me” is the one who went home justified.
@1stravis6 жыл бұрын
Gets better and better with each video keep up the great work!
@22moonpie4 жыл бұрын
I scared my cat I laughed so much watching this ! 😂🙀
@peterstewart25745 жыл бұрын
So what do we do with Acts 9:15 ,and Luke 24:49 And if 1 John 1:1 said beginning of Christ would this be the beginning justasking
@defiance17905 жыл бұрын
“Had you not dropped out of Greek 101 after 15 seconds...” 🤣 You guys don’t realize how funny this is because it’s based on fact I studied with Jehovah Witnesses for about a year and I found out there was only 5 people who translated their bible, New World Translation. 3 of them didn’t even graduate high school. Only 1 went to college to study Greek, but he dropped out because of their end of the world prophecy. So even though Donall and Conall gloss over this real fast as a joke, there is actually a lot of truth behind it.
@CarolineJoyAmico2 жыл бұрын
And in court, their founder was put on the stand, after saying he could read Greek, and he couldn’t even identify the letters in the alphabet. 😂
@dacronk71786 жыл бұрын
This is what I wanted to see in the previous video! Great stuff!
@christianfaux7366 жыл бұрын
Someone read Mounce's Basics of Biblical Greek book!
@christianfaux7366 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, and then it's RIGHT there IN the video!
@drahcir16476 жыл бұрын
@3:33 you missed an opportunity for a "bird is the word" joke, that would have been boss from these two; lol
@SurviveandGameTTV9 ай бұрын
Why do they refer to everyone as Patrick?
8 ай бұрын
Dunno, but's funny hahah
@FeedYourBrainChannel6 ай бұрын
It’s from the St. Patrick video
@inisipisTV6 ай бұрын
They’re Irish and the skit started with talking to The St. Patrick.
@Emperordmb2 жыл бұрын
Cory Booker in the I am Sparticus thing is one of the best throw away jokes I've seen lmao
@tmolne1176 жыл бұрын
Those darned Jampack Whippersnapers.
@Mcfirefly25 жыл бұрын
* *_danged_* *
@gilsonrocks47406 жыл бұрын
You are back!!! So great!
@tobby123476 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Lutheran Satire!
@LittleMushroomGuy5 жыл бұрын
What is the song name on the beginning?
@kraffty16 жыл бұрын
lol they're illiterate, but they know Greek. And Corey Booker, "I am Sparticus!' I love it!
@seankasabuske1986 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Donall and Conall would translate the following Greek clause found at Acts 28:4: φονευς εστιν ο ανθρωπος. An interlinear would read "murderer is the man," just as an interlinear of John 1:1c would read "god was the word." The clause in Acts has the same syntax as John 1:1c, namely, an anartrhous predicate count noun followed by the verb followed by the definite article followed by the subject. I have yet to find a translator who doesn't render the preverbal anarthrous predicate noun φονευς at Acts 28:4 as "a murderer."
@rebeccamccreary85306 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect video to share with all those Nondenominationals who get "confused" about why we insist that our pastors go to seminary and why we don't just let "people who are full of the spirit" preach.
@TheFatTheist6 жыл бұрын
You are so ignorant.
@LyricalDJ6 жыл бұрын
Generally ignorant? Specifically ignorant? And I assume it means that you are not ignorant? Yet you choose to withold your great and knowing view of the world from us ignorami.
@learnbiblicalgreek3164 жыл бұрын
It seems that Donall (or is it Conall?) is not that good at Greek when explaining declensions. He confused two different Greek words that are similar in appearance and have the meaning, “silver”. There is the masculine word “ὁ ἄργυρος” and the neuter word “τό ἀργύριον”. The accusative of “ἄργυρος” is “ἄργυρον” and the accusative of “ἀργύριον” is “ἀργύριον”. The neuter nominative and neuter accusative are the same. The context will determine which is which. Donall / Conall mistakenly confused “ἄργυρον” with “ἀργύριον”. See 2:06. The JWs are inconsistent in their translation because in many places the word “θεός” appears without the definite article and yet they don’t add “a” in those places e.g. John 1:6, 12, 13, 18. Also the definite article appears in front of “θεός” in John 20:28 in a clear reference to Christ, “Ὁ Κύριός μου καὶ ὁ Θεός μου.” The JWs can’t use their flawed grammar to explain away the meaning of Thomas’s declaration.
@johanne82604 жыл бұрын
So you disagree with JW?
@johanne82604 жыл бұрын
I think he correct that in the description
@learnbiblicalgreek3164 жыл бұрын
@@johanne8260 That is right, I disagree with the JWs concerning the deity of Jesus Christ.
@learnbiblicalgreek3164 жыл бұрын
@@johanne8260 Yes, the correction is made in the description but only after I pointed out the mistake.
@johanne82604 жыл бұрын
@@learnbiblicalgreek316 oh ok, God bless you, have a good day