Rings of Power - Stop Making This Trash

[@Morfe02]

No-Gandalf is just Dumb-ledore

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

So wait. The “orcs” (read: little weakling bitch boys that the Uruk Hai would stomp into non existence) want a home, and family, and don’t want to go to war (according to Glug) The elves want a home and family, and don’t want to go to war (except for Galdaridont, who’s a blood hungry psychopath) …why don’t they just talk this shit out? Like seriously. They have every reason to, they even can, and they won’t. The writers don’t understand what makes a war, a war. They think it’s just “lots of people fighting, for convoluted reasons we don’t have to fully explain” I want to throw the whole series and Showrunners into Mount Doom

[@Morfe02]

The orcs are opressed minorities 😂😂😂

[@KaylieghHereford]

Galadridont had me ROLLING!

[@fluffypinkpandas]

even in the old cartoon: "We dont wanna go to war today- - But the lord of the Lash says nay nay nay. We will march all day all day all day For where there's a whip, there's a way" Tolkein wrote the story after his experience in a war where he knew no side's soldiers wanted to be apart of it, and were fighting for causes they didn't believe in. The orcs (most of them even in early illustrations) were always grinch-belly bitchmade goblins holed up in a cave somewhere, and the urukai & higher orcs were the only ones that were the most warrior-built and resembled anything close to what a Warcraft orc is. In WWI/WWII, alot of soldiers were basically the lower orcs. skrunkly ass children who are barely warriors and need numbers, powerful leadership, something that whips them into motivation, mind altering substances if possible, and technological aide to overwhelm something. To be able to use intimidation and brutality in desperation. in order to get over the fact they themselves are browning their own pants.

[@FrandrickoftheAzureFlame]

We really are in the worst timeline.

[@wajidhussain5305]

What got me was: Grand Elf, Grand Elf, Grand Elf…Gandalf! Hold the door, Hold the door, Hold the door….Hodor! 😂

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

The grand elf made me want to punch them through my screen, repeatedly

[@Morfe02]

Rastafari Rastafari Rastafari Radagast !

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Garland Garland garland Galadriel!

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Sour man, Sourman, Saruman

[@BruceLee-x9f]

Hold the door - Hodor

[@ParkerCS2]

Ironic that HBO made the White Walkers pure mindless monsters unlike their book counterparts whereas Amazon made Orcs sympathetic and more layered unlike their book counterparts. I hate Hollywood ruining source materials by changing canons.

[@furrygecko]

Can you imagine how awesome our favorite franchises would be if they had the same production values but actually competent writers? This should be a golden age of fantasy and sci-fi tv, but instead it’s… this 🙄

[@theelder4797]

Same with civilization itself. We should be living like the Jetsons, instead we're heading very fast to living like the Flintstones.

[@FrandrickoftheAzureFlame]

Look what Takashi Yamazaki did with Godzilla Minus One with the budget he had. This should look like real life, and I should care about at least one of these god damn characters. To be fair, I'll compare it to a TV show. The Vampire Diaries: I care about each of the main characters to varying degrees. Sam and Bonnie are easily the most sympathetic characters and a couple of my favorite, Elena is the least, but you can at least like her and understand where she is coming from(early on at least). The writing for the show is okay, it's a CW show after all so, you know... what can you do?

[@DrewbattleTheGreat]

The entire world knew it was Gandalf and that halbramd was Sauron but the show was late 😂

[@AHersheyHere]

Orcs: We have families and want peace. Also Orcs: *own slaves and attacking without attempting any form of diplomacy*

[@hadtopicausername]

How very human of them!

[@ParkerCS2]

I don’t trust Spider Noir, Warhammer 40K, and Voltron from Amazon. They’re gonna ruin those most likely.

[@Fabiohenrique-cj9fc]

The entire LOTR fandom: Destroy it! Cast it into the fire!!! Jeff Bezos: No...

[@perttuhelin4616]

😂

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

KZbin reviewers: go Gollum feral and start trying to bite the ring finger off as we cheer

[@petriew2018]

Also Bezos : Turns around and throws another half a billion dollars into the fire... i mean greenlights season 3....

[@rustyshackleford2757]

@@petriew2018 Also everyone on this comment thread : no idea that the tolkien estate wouldnt give rights to the Silmarillion so amazon had to fill in the gaps. GG lotr nerds, dont like dont watch.

[@petriew2018]

@@rustyshackleford2757 i know you think that statement made any sense.... but the fact that you believe this is why you're a Rings of Power fan in the first place... Nobody's bringing up Tolkien's lore, the show's just utter trash even on it's own. That fact that it's trying to steal Tolkien's legacy is what turns it from pathetic into insulting, that's about it. The show fails at every level before you even bring the source material into it. So yeah, what point do you think you've made by mentioning that they had to make the stupid shit up because nobody involved has ever read a line of Tolkien? Serious question.

[@maxmazzotti6651]

To quote Jonathan Frakes: It’s a total fabrication. His statement on why this show isn’t canon to either the book timeline or Peter Jackson timeline. Same statement can be used to describe everything Disney has done canon wise to Star Wars since 2014.

[@michaelandersen-kk4fc]

I like that 10 minutes after the dwarfs get the ring, they dig too deep and release the balrock.. so without the ring, they would have dug does 10 ft anyway and released the balrock... so the ring was pointless. it took half of the elder durins life to get corrupted, and dig too deep.. but that is what happens when they compress 1000 years, into the same series

[@AHersheyHere]

The camera angles of the battle, generally low, made it obvious that they only had 40 extras and didn't feel like hitting the 'ctrl + p' keys.

[@zaxx]

Now I'm hungry. Will Hello Fresh give me the meat & give it to me raw?

[@ParkerCS2]

I said this before and I’m gonna say it again: if they wanted both good and bad orcs Amazon should’ve bought Warcraft and not Tolkien.

[@Gaiden-Shinji875]

I still can't believe a bunch of Dwarven miners were scared off by a few bats......summoned by screeching.......

[@lea-anne9133]

I know right. Dwarves aren't scared of ANYTHING!!

[@Gaiden-Shinji875]

@@lea-anne9133 Especially not creatures they share homes with. Bats go hand in hand with caves, as do Dwarves, and somehow she gets a group of them to come flying down in the direction of the miners just by yelling.......this show just melts my grey matter 🤦

[@JimmyFoxhound]

Holy cow I need a warning I was taking a drink when you played that clip @ 00:17 and I about choked LOLOL

[@i_prefer_cake9677]

The sea sure as hell was right when it consumed this garbage copy of Númenor

[@Jump.Pictures]

God, I'm disappointed that there's gonna be another season

[@EarlHildebrandt]

At the pace they're compressing the story, they'll probably hit LOTR's prologue by the end of season three. I'm morbidly interested in how they plan to bumble through another two seasons of this dreck and what they'll smear fudge on next.

[@Jump.Pictures]

@EarlHildebrandt if they drop another "you are the lord of the rings" line, I will die

[@lea-anne9133]

Christ... 🙄 this is painful. I'm actually grimacing watching the scenes from this abomination of a show. I honestly feel bad for you, and ANYONE who has sat through this shite (so we don't have to) Many thanks for that 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Jump.Pictures]

@@lea-anne9133 it wasn't by choice. My parents had me watch it with them

[@justforever96]

Naw, what else are the KZbinrs going to make content out of? Besides, if Amazon want to waste billions, go ahead.

[@StephanDallaPria]

I can't wait for Season 3 to be announced, accompanied by the cries of a thousand Amazon accountants' souls leaving their bodies.

[@FULANODETAL]

18:94 they kind of forget than the SUN rises by the east not the north

[@theelder4797]

They don't even know real life canon, much less LOTR lore. They probably think we could land on the sun when it turns off at night.

[@mavisbeacon6770]

Makes me sad to see LOTR being treated so poorly. Loved the Scarecrow Jaboody Dubs clip, though!

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

The Battle Of Eregion was such an awesome and well thought-out sequence! I cared sooooo much about all of the characters I had never seen before, and I could really feel how high the stakes were. I believe that the only thing missing that would have made it perfect was Celebrimbor using a shield to skateboard down a flight of stairs, firing arrows all the way down.😑 That song at the end credits was about as inappropriate as you can get in terms of music for the show. Maybe next season it’ll be smooth jazz, or gangsta rap, or country music. I totally hated the episode, and that ending really made me want to vomit. I have really eclectic musical tastes, and I could probably find at least a couple of songs from every genre, not just my favorites, that I could enjoy. So it’s not that I just hate the music, but it’s wildly inappropriate for this show. That being said- maybe it’s actually perfect for this show. If the show was a faithful adaptation of Tolkien’s works, or if it was a well-written original story by the show’s writers that stayed true to the lore and timeline, THEN this song would be inappropriate. But for the most expensive piece of garbage ever made for TV, that loses sight of the true spirit behind all of Middle Earth, makes a mockery of it’s characters, creatures, events, and plot lines, then yes, a death metal song is probably perfect. (And if anyone really couldn’t tell, the first paragraph is said in pure sarcasm)

[@s13gouf60]

This will become forgotten media some day. Nobody will bother to remember it.

[@theelder4797]

Wrong! This MASTERPIECE will be discussed for CENTURIES to come, but that trash source material is basically already forgotten. These writers fixed Tolkien's incoherent scribblings, creating a modern story for the modern audience, which will be as relentless as the Northern Star. JRR who? Bezos is the name to know for all time.

[@rafaeld.2554]

Lets' see: Sau-moron sumoned an attack to Eregion to force grandma-brimbor to finish the rings forging witch, by the way, were precisely stopped due to the Eregion's siege, and all this by the imminent risk of the elven forge destruction, witch, again, would make the rings forgering impossible. For God sake... And bimbor, in his absolute stupidity was unable to see this, right? Lets not forget that Adar and the elfs both want to kill Sauron, but the "plot" forces them to slaugth each other while Sau-moron runs free.

[@ramonserna8089]

What always surprises me is how they have a canonic choice right on their nose and choose another one. Gandalf name means " Staff elf" in old Norse, thats why they also call him Tharkun. Since his grand plot is recovering the staff maybe they could have integrated that into his name origin.

[@jrconway3]

"Some random person" Actually she's not random, she's the short Asian elf who appeared as part of Elrond and Galadriel's hunting party earlier in the season but never got a name until this episode because none of them were named. I believe Elrond's "second-in-command" (the one who goes to the dwarves and the one who Elrond reveals his plan to) was also part of that same hunting party. I mean, close enough. We hardly knew Rhian (is that how its spelled? Rian/Ruan or something) at all anyway. She's not a NEW character, but we've barely seen anything of her by this point to even care. At least Mirdania got a LITTLE BIT of character development.

[@ParkerCS2]

A Middle Earth TVA needs to prune this trash series.

[@Morfe02]

I see more videos about the show than the show 😂

[@Beerwalla1]

Nooo don't encourage them to stop making it, its one of the best parady comedy shows for years, and so much after contents from people roasting it lol.

[@justforever96]

Exactly, I have never seen any of these shows but I have spent many great hours watching people bash them.

[@DingbatToast]

Holly shit that scarecrow clip 😂🤣

[@0b1ivion]

galadriel skyrimed out of the orc camp or was it just my imagination?

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Even Skyrim knows you can’t fast travel near enemies

[@weareharbinger914]

The dutch angles are because the chick playing this Galadriel is very short. It is part of why it is so hard to take her seriously compared to Cate Blanchett Galadriel, who was(apart from some notable exceptions), cool, calm, stoic and quite tall.

[@theelder4797]

And attractive, Blanchet was attractive.

[@TJCID22]

I still can't get over how gaudy those rings are.

[@justforever96]

Didn't Drinker already use that "does he think the water is just going to go home?" line?

[@remuslazar2033]

If any Romanians read this, Disa is black Șoșoacă

[@michaellanger5671]

A glass of well aged rum and your show were a great conclusion of a nice day….thank you!

[@Deinareia]

I take consolation in the phenomenal adaptation of His Dark Materials. It's a hope that good stories can still appear. (It's also probably less watched than this. Sad times.)

[@Paul-h6p]

They actually failed to do what Love Actually succeed in 1.3h of movie with 2 sesons, books, and 1B dollars. Well done guys.

[@Ihasexp]

This is a hate fiction by people who hate normal people and real art.

[@johncaldwell4709]

I have been waiting for another video my guy! 😂😂 you Disparu, the drinker, the despot, nerdrotic, and THE LITTLE PLATOON! ALL AMAZING!

[@justforever96]

Just found a guy called Voxus Productions who is pretty damn good also. I totally agree on all of those except nerdrotic. I tried him a couple times and it just didn't click for me. Despot is my man.

[@theelder4797]

Amazon accidentally created 5x or MORE seasons of good content by releasing this DEIbullshite 😂😂😂

[@leehessey1154]

Hey don't dis prison food I like it 😢

[@theelder4797]

Not a thing to be proud of...

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

Was the way you said “Episode Sixxxx” a nod to The Horror Geek? “All the splatter that matters”😆 If it wasn’t, it was unintentionally perfect 👍🏻 Edit: I wrote that before I got to the part where you did that for “Episode Seveeeeen” too. (I’m assuming that it shows up at #8, too?)

[@justforever96]

He does that in all his videos.

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

@@justforever96 Thank you- this is the first video I’ve seen of his👍🏻

[@TheGourdKing]

This show is the One Wrong to rule them all.

[@michaelmeux4137]

They're firing catapults, that's a trebuchet

[@theelder4797]

Nope, it's a catauchet.

[@SigmaBenLinus]

Actually so disrespectful to compare this garbage to a certified gem like Lost

[@muffinsdawg]

Oh I never noticed you have beautiful eyes

[@pikkoloancielo]

this show was just a gigantic amazon ad

[@LadyBits2023]

stop watching this trash. Stop giving these companies, your time money energy and attention, and the problem literally will fix itself.

[@StarWarsomania]

The problem is, the “normies” keep swallowing it up. “Oh man, that sword fight was so epic, Bro!” And I kind of think it’s a money laundering scheme anyway, so…

[@petriew2018]

no, it won't, because they'll take the silence as proof nobody actually hates it silence is encouragement, the only thing that will stop people like Jeff Bezos is the humiliation of seeing 'hatemonger' youtubers making far more money off this cringe than he ever will by ripping it to shreds

[@theelder4797]

This is already paid for by Amazon, and they can afford to burn billions, they don't need ratings, people watching or good reviews. And as has been proven many times, most recently with the Acolyte, channels like this that make fun of these shows isn't enough to keep them on air.

[@davidmac6406]

Just proves that there are far to many hallucinogens consumed by the script writers

[@theelder4797]

Nah, that would actually provide them with the possibility of creativity. The only thing these writers eat are antidepressants, anxiety meds, cheese, boxed wine, and cat litter that accidentally gets mixed in with their avocado toast as "KamalatheKitty" chases it's toy.

[@Arina-1208]

already forgot this show existed

[@News2020-b4u]

Trashes in, Poops out..!!!!

[@Mr.E_Bodhako]

Lost got lost. Get lost rop.

[@maxpheby7287]

Not Gandalf looks like Asmongold.

[@gnubbiersh647]

Is it Canon that elrond galadriel and gil galad get captured by 3 orcs with knives?

[@RepeatedFails]

Lmao I hate commenting before the video is done, but 1:30 is so good

[@kevindice5373]

good to see jaboody dubs clip (the scare crow from the barman cartoon scene)

[@JammaLamma]

Excellent work Cynic 🤣

[@maxmazzotti6651]

23:43 Press X To Doubt

[@maxxfatal]

Pointing and laughing 😂

[@johndoe122able]

Like for the Jaboody Show reference!

[@brans0217]

Can’t even watch this video, nobody wants to watch the Rings of Power.

[@marcofaria-p3g]

This is way better than the show itself🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@planepantsgames1791]

No one wants to say this, but the actors on ROP are not good.

[@leebishop7591]

This cannot be real

[@timcowell2626]

Did you ever write an email and save it to draft to think on it before sending? The morning after you realise that it's either a bag of shite or it'll get you fired so you throuw it in the bin! The writers of this shite have never had that and just keep writing. Shite shite shite shite shite shitety shite shitety shite.

[@justforever96]

Okay i guess i am going to have to just go watch the LOTR films again. It has been like 20 years or so for me. I feel like that's something i ought to do.

[@Dracula-sn3so]

Loved the JabodyDubs clip¥

[@philharwood9971]

God I've been waiting for this to come out lol

[@lupinlapin]

Who are those writers? Really I need to put some faces on talent.

[@juliopaveif]

I stopped at episode three

[@the-hooded-man]

Stand By Me'd😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattpenny6554]

Doot Dola Doot Doo...

[@that70sshow82]

Why bother watching it, clearly its shit. Not worth the time.

[@osyraleth]

Cmon guys, there must be something positive about the show, right?! For example, they haven't used any pronouns💀!

[@bitesizetwinkie]

Second 🎉

[@hr8978]

Why are you all acting as if this crap is canon. If you watch, you cave. Avoid the trash and nothing will be lost.

[@jackpetersen7231]

holy crap, whose woke psychos need to be stopped... This series was unbearable

[@JammaLamma]

I don't care if I'm first

[@calebbrown419]

We don't either

[@jonsmith6496]

Gaywad

[@dianabranson3585]

Preach ! What a nightmare this series is for so many reasons and you nailed everyone of them.

[@Lovelylondly]

İ damn love your videos

[@michaelangelo1417]

Fadlang

[@ryanmoorehead2945]

Thirdsies

[@calebbrown419]

Lol two other people beat you

[@villematiashaukia9633]

When Neil Breen has better scripts than billion dollar RoP...

[@nbonillarivera]

Or you can just not watch it. I never understand people who force themselves to watch shows they hate lol. I used to love the Flash, then it got tiresome and boring. You know what I did? I stopped watching. She hulk? I gave it one episode and refused to continue to see it. You know what I didn't do? Complain and ask for it to be cancelled. Just let the ones who enjoy it, enjoy it. But hey, you do you. Maybe you're a masochist...

[@dragonmaster1360]

His livelihood literally depends on it... Either he makes videos on stupid shows that get clicks, or he goes hungry. Seriousky,this isn't that hard to figure out.

[@justforever96]

Because videos by people making jokes about how shitty this and other films and shows are are extremely popular. There are fun to watch. I haven't watched any of these damn things but I have spent hours watching people tear them down and explain why they are so bad. Obviously the demand is there, and you can make a living off of doing this. Why the hell shouldn't we laugh at bad writing and acting? I have learned more about writing and filmmaking over the last few months than my entire life previous to that. Why make videos on sky subject for that matter, why watch anything?

[@Manx36]

Few things dumber than people complaining about a tv show absolutely none of them are forced to watch but then I guess they couldn’t have channels about how much they hate something…no one makes them watch 🙄

[@petriew2018]

no one makes the smooth brains bitch about videos they didn't have to watch, let along comment on, either.... food for thought next time you feel the need to remind the entire internet you have nothing of value to add.

[@petriew2018]

one of those dumber things would be going to the trouble of posting in a video you just didn't have to watch about how much you dislike these kind of videos unless you are forced to watch if you want to get your next amazon paycheck, that is....

[@chopthatpanda]

People love the franchise and will not stand for this slop being made. Also entertainment is entertainment, I don't love RoP, but I love making fun of how much of a shitshow it is with other people who think alike

[@petriew2018]

@@chopthatpanda people also enjoy ripping apart shit movies and TV shows, so i wish these haters would stop ruining our fun we don't need the constant reminders they can't think for themselves, after all.

[@justforever96]

And if it wasn't for these guys I wouldn't know anything about it because I definitely haven't watched any of these. Maybe I want to hear someone explaining filmmaking and where it fails without hearing you sit through hours of stupid shows and movies myself. And can think of one thing that's even dumber though, it's people who will come to KZbin critic videos that they hate just to complain about them complaining about things they don't like, when they could just not watch them if they don't happen to enjoy them. Instead of just, like, not clicking on that video of you don't want to watch it and don't like it. Why is it any of your business if my personal entertainment is listening to people bash TV and films? Are my tastes less valid than yours? Would I be better off spending my time watching stupid prank videos and cat compilations? Why don't you mind your own business and let us enjoy ourselves as we see fit, how about that idea?

[@RockyBergen]

Stop making these hate watch videos.

[@mavisbeacon6770]

"Don't like it, don't watch it." Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[@petriew2018]

stop ruining our fun, hater see, we can easily turn this vapid whining against you, so save yourself the humiliation and go find a good show to white knight for

[@petriew2018]

i mean, if you don't like it you can just not watch, right? nobody needs reminding you have nothing of value to add, so save yourself the trouble next time and just stay silent.

[@RockyBergen]

@@mavisbeacon6770 Oh you can believe I didn't.

[@petriew2018]

@@RockyBergen then how do you know it's just a hate video if you didn't watch it? You just admitted you rushed to make a comment on something you are completely ignorant about.... and you somehow expect anyone to give a fuck what your opinion is? that's a weird combination of narcissism and childish stupidity.... wait a minute, you must write for Rings of Power!

[@AncientRylanor69]

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