Theo Von Takes Acid on his Senior Trip to Disney World

[@jimmyispromo]

i love when he says "Acid" its like "AASSSSSID" so elongated. haha

[@Dougan-in-the-woods]

That's that hard Louisiana draw

[@hadleybrown1640]

Really made giggle while tripping 😂😂

[@sir_cartier112]

Andrew Dougan pre-scription pills

[@TurboEZ666]

That’s how it feels thou sssssssss

[@samgamblewhite8600]

Ayusid

[@clisp2653]

“Escalating her body on top of me” 😂😂😂

[@jbasti227]

The man is a hell of a storyteller 😂

[@DP-dc2vv]

Lol "makin luuuuuuv"...he sounds like an 80 year old southern black preacher at times

[@cesarm2837]

Hes a real joke-ster

[@semajyo9628]

“6 of us tried to split a hamburger and couldn’t even do it” lmaooo

[@PointlessRhetoric]

This has to be true nobody can make that up impromptu

[@ytmyeti4864]

@@PointlessRhetoric Love Theo and his off the beat comments

[@YoungSauceLord]

I’ve been there... my boys and I couldn’t eat chicken ... it was hilarious

[@papa6274]

Sounds like acid

[@gatinthecadillac7206]

Lmao that’ got me good

[@mattlee6083]

6 heads on a hamburger and can’t finish it is the definition of acid

[@mctime344]

First time on acid I got a cinnamon roll and was ecstatic about it. About two bites in my other buddy who was tripping looks over at me in the car and goes “but are you REALLY enjoying that?”. The next chew of that glorious cinnamon roll was nothing like the ones before. He had litterally ruined the cinnamon roll by asking that. It’s like I enjoyed food until I found out you weren’t suppose to enjoy food while trippin and I couldn’t go back to enjoying it. The mind is one tricky bastard

[@DabConnoisseur_]

First time I tripped I was at My friends brother birthday. He is young. Me and my friend r older. We we tripping ass and we were in front of his whole family. We had to assemble r own burgers which was impossible for me because the whole fam was looking at me, and I couldn’t even eat it.

[@averyborst9534]

I always have acid munchies and its confusing asf cause my trip buddy never has an appetite

[@michaelterpson8633]

@@averyborst9534 same I have a appetite on any drug especially weed and Xanax

[@jimmythetomato231]

HGC same here. I be getting the munchies while on crack

[@sethmuehlstein6970]

“I’ve got thin eyes so game recognize game”💀

[@JP-bc8zc]

I lol when he said that

[@armandiic791]

I read this as he said that lol

[@joetv65]

Right when he said it I saw it

[@jellymold]

Lmao I’ve never heard eyes described as thin 😂

[@joekiller9399]

If you know you know my moonlights where dope

[@Cetla]

I love how Theo always has stories about his town being so secluded and poor but then goes on school trips to places I’ve never been

[@cody3665]

Lmao you realize parents paid for those trips right…? The town doesn’t pay for your school field trips, you simpleton.

[@mr.miller3432]

You realize you're a 🐓🍭 don't you.

[@Raiffjr]

@@mr.miller3432 chicken lollypop

[@mr.miller3432]

@@Raiffjr has a smooth brain.

[@bobshmurda6876]

Fr who takes a field trip to mexico lmao I live in Az and aint ever heard of that

[@ademhamzic2645]

I’m going through so depression and just figuring shit with my head anxiety all that shit . This dude Theo gets me but the funny shit makes my days easier and just in general . The purest funniest dude

[@jayplay3412]

Hang in there cat hope ur doing well Nuth’n cures the blues like laughter……✌️🍄😎🇺🇸

[@carlosrenteria2443]

Anxiety goes away while you work out . Try is out and see how much different you feel . Eat the anxieties ass homie !

[@idklol8790]

I love how he doesn’t even notice he says the funniest shit ever “some kid was drinking the pirates of the Caribbean water he probably drank about 2 gallons”

[@berealz9701]

Lolol is funny because Pirates of the Caribbean wasn't even a thing while he was in high school, still funny af though

[@hitmanTilliMDeaD]

@@berealz9701 probably not the movies, but the ride has been there since like the 60’s

[@berealz9701]

@@hitmanTilliMDeaD didn't know that... thanks

[@dakotamurray554]

I want to like it but I can't because you have 69 likes

[@pumpkinpeaches3644]

@@hitmanTilliMDeaD The ride has been there since the 60's eh? Apparently so has the water, haha

[@xchubbsx5012]

Absolutely nobody: Cambos

[@jordancoalandz1811]

Absolutely Theo gang gang

[@ryanvogel9610]

You know the acid is strong when you star to see Vietcong

[@IEEteammateMATT1]

Ryan Vogel god damn Charlie

[@dirtyricenova7503]

They're in the god dammed trees!

[@Atrainswrld]

Bro I was In the hood smoking rocks. And the acid I forgot I took, kicked in. We were in a mini van watching my buddy's hookers work. It's like 3am. There's hookers and crack heads scrurrying about. I felt like I was in Vietnam!

[@dirtyricenova7503]

@@Atrainswrld I would call bullshit but you have chicago in your name, so..

[@lsb2623]

I worked in a factory with an old VC. He had a tattoo that supposedly said born in the north to die in the south. The other viets claimed he did battle and like tunnels and tiger traps for soldiers and shit!

[@westcoast2372]

“They call them Cambos, a lot of people”

[@timr5185]

Theo took that Asssscid

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

Theo’s stories are literally my favorite 😂

[@positrack99]

He thinks everyone looks Asian on acid? Did everyone also have cameras? It's DISNEYWORLD!

[@ringolennon4836]

Acid in a forest is wild. It started POURING rain while the sun was shining too

[@frank.e.wildcat]

"Have you ever seen the rain? Coming down on a sunny day?""When the rain washes your skin you'll know"

[@psychotropictraveler514]

Holy fuck dude I had the exact same experience, only I was on mushrooms

[@GWALLAGWALLAGWALLA]

I did acid one time with a group of friends and we went on a night hike it wasn’t a bad hike it was by our school and we’ve done the hike hundreds of times in the morning but this one night hike was like I was at a brand new location and there was one point where we heard a pack of probably coyotes off in the distance and we all stopped and looked at each other and deadass just started laughing the hardest we ever laughed I seriously couldn’t breathe 😭😭

[@Pvsailor]

HAHAHAHAHA “being scared of each other...being scared of ourselves”

[@Aiden-ti6ed]

Fr

[@jordannash153]

3:08 "Mexico: one of the larger countries south of America" 😂 wtf is Theo's brain

[@allensanchez5817]

Shit was funny

[@franknstein420]

His sense of humor is the best. Definitely not afraid of what people think of him .

[@michaelknight7333]

He's so informative! 🤣

[@乐天-b8j]

He's right though

[@yo_daddyboa1116]

I was literally hoping somebody else noticed that😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@adair6633]

Those fancy ulators 😂

[@qman89]

He hit me with the ulators and as I look at the comments there you are haha

[@jakekellenvercauteren8732]

Those number crunchers doin algebra 😤

[@Garryxxx]

Top patter 😂

[@bigriz7021]

I literally started gagging when he said his buddy drank 2 gallons of pirates of the Caribbean water... Wrap your head around that folks....

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh god......🤮😂

[@nichitchens7676]

you can smell that water

[@Dafoodmaster]

t h e f o r b i d d e n r u m

[@bellaracergracy123]

I always drink a little def not 2 gallons tho like a cup or so it tastes actually really really good

[@Dafoodmaster]

@@bellaracergracy123 what does it taste like

[@earthelucidator]

Theo scratching his balls then sniffing his fingers is one of the funniest things ive seen. You can even hear him wiff😂 1:44

[@Jay2423M]

Why do we do that, i hate it

[@Mark-sd7fc]

@@Jay2423M I love my own brand!!

[@HoelyneCuntjoh]

wait ✋️ whyyyyyy lol infont of a camera, got it on the mic too 😂🤣🤣

[@ssreckov]

hahaahhah what the fuck

[@Mark-sd7fc]

@@ssreckov cut the man some slack, he beat Down syndrome!!

[@joecomplexgeometricshapesr3348]

That Disney land lcd hitter. Who hasn't done that? Onward

[@zak-a-roo264]

Gatorland on acid was freaky as fk.....but sorta like the rest of Fla really

[@MrChill156]

Nah man, you have to go Universal

[@Yuuki_12]

@JokerCirca66 theres more snacks where that came from my moose riding friend

[@josiffexplosiff1]

You

[@MrSushii777]

Halloween Horror Nights on acid is where the boys get seperated from the men.

[@robertruark8797]

I can so relate to that story. When I was a senior in high school in 1973. Six Flags Over Georgia had a special senior night. Buy one ticket the next ticket is free. Me and a buddy of mine took our dates down there and we all did acid. We had a damn blast.

[@triver7593]

Mandeville High Skippers in the house!!!! He was interesting in HS too

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

T River my Tulane roommate was from Covington. I used to travel across the Lake to visit his parents with him. Good times.

[@mikebrandt5773]

Slidell high tiger here.

[@jhsrt985]

Slidell in this bih shout out Louisiana salmen Spartans

[@kmarks7194]

Baton Rouge here! Much Love

[@SoDope209]

"I got thin eyes, so game recognize game"

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

My gym class used to take us into the city to go bowling every other week. I was like the big labowski, I’d smoke weed when we’d be getting off the bus almost everytime. My gym coach would be the first off the bus, I’d be all the way in the back at the last seat with a bowl already packed, I would smoke the bowl as fast as I could while walking off and sometimes share with some friends. One time the coach got back on the bus right when I was walking off, I was sketched out but somehow he didn’t bring it up. Dude was probably in his mid 30’s and it was highschool so I doubt he cared.

[@sammi1057]

Why are you the funniest person on the planet lowkey

[@instaboost33]

B A R S cause he really is lol him and joey diaz are national fuckin treasures

[@Naeem_El]

L0w3_b00st bro I totally agree

[@elianmorales4433]

Cuz of the acid dummys

[@chloedamone3014]

wow two senior trips outside of your city sounds like a nice prep school

[@MDMarquitoss]

I took ecstasy for 12th grade Disneyland it was the best experience of my life

[@michaelgormley2294]

Hahaha same Grad bash 2012 @ universal was liiiit

[@Ashutt92]

“Those fancy ulators”

[@cowslayer2926]

I can’t imagine space mountain on acid. I’d probably have a heart attack.

[@chelseyrae1428]

The D.A.R.E. Officer at Theo’s high school was the woooorst

[@tiddleto2te]

I’m hardcore tripping as I watch this. Much love everyone

[@maxshby8136]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@kx65andyx85rider]

@@maxshby8136 hahahahahaahahahahaha that video is fucking hilarious!! Some kid told me that in school when I was heavy into tripping and omfg I’ve never laughed harder in my life

[@squeechsqueechins2584]

I couldn’t imagine LSD on the It’s a small world ride. Been on that ride a few times and done a bit of LSD and I wouldn’t want to combine those. I would have been running around on the Tom Sayward island if I was tripping! Now that would be fun! Or the Swiss family Robinson tree house!!!!

[@RootzRockBand]

“Game recognizes game” 😌

[@mast6349]

Ahhh, the VERY wonderful AND memorable Acid renaissance of the late 90s and early 2000’s

[@c_sparks_1002]

Not one comedian can make me consistently laugh through a long story like he can

[@johnners3345]

I fucking love the way Theo tells stories and talks in general. He just so smooth and he has such an extensive vocabulary.

[@Lilmanskis]

I love how theo explains the most obvious things like no one heard of them before haha

[@matsngldad1]

Back in the '70's my Senior Trip was also to Disney World. I graduated from a H.S. in S Florida and my friend Lisa and I went along for the Senior Trip. When we got there it looked like EVERY H.S. in the state was there for Senior Trip Night! She and I dropped Mescaline (we figured it was "trip" nite) and had the Time of our Lives. But when it came time at the end of the night to find our bus all I saw was LIGHTS EVERYWHERE. It seemed like we wandered for ever and finally stumbled upon it, everyone pissed at us for being "late." We were fried and just kept laughing and ended up making out the whole way back home. Ahh, the '70s...

[@paragonmarcoux7170]

trippy_psyche1

[@paragonmarcoux7170]

They're on Instagram .....

[@ryanwoolsey6972]

Anyone who’s ever been on a greyhound bus has had a crazy bus story, period... Also- it sounds like we would’ve hung out in high school..:)

[@Vividlol]

I got on a leg where they announced we wouldn’t be stopping at all for the entire night so if you need to use the restroom go now. Lady proceeds to piss her pants a hour into the 10 hour trip while she was also a full blown crackhead talking to herself all night randomly screaming and shit. Morale of the story. If you can pay the little difference to fly just do it. Ain’t worth saving a few bucks to sit on a bus.

[@jakethesnake2453]

Why does this have to be so relatable. Im glad he remembered the trip

[@TFitz]

Theo, pray for me. 38 from small town North Louisiana. Lived all over the country. Came home. Got woman off the needle, gave her everything she said she wanted: man with great job, child, love, etc. She lost it after she was found driving our son into a ditch f'ed up on God knows what! Accused me of putting a knife to her throat...apparently wasn't sharp enough so I got another. Guess that wasn't sharp enough either. Doesn't make sense because I have a sharp pocket knife that doesn't leave my pocket unless I need to clean my fingernails. Has cost me 27 grand over the last few weeks and can't see my son for 3 months. He is my world. He is just a tool in her arsenal. Please send prayers brother!

[@roons2424]

gg

[@FIGS2012]

Much love Theo 👍🏾🙏🏾✌🏾 You're an inspiration to lots of us out here. Great story by the way.

[@yamuthastwat123]

“You know Mexico.. one of the biggest countries south of America..” lmfaoo I love Theo 😂

[@daquaviousbingleton7471]

I have what you need

[@U.s-epa]

The way you say things is absolutely legendary!!!! Like some basic thing switched up is super fucking funny.

[@toastiiboii1835]

“Different type of textiles and wears” lmaoo😂

[@Jenkychan]

Once my friends and I were taking a bus to our local bar for some alcoholic beverages and while on the bus we started singing bohemian rhapsody. Everyone on that bus started joining in young and old. One of the best nights ever.

[@dyl7769]

My senior trip we did the same shit lmao. Times don't change brother. Amen to your life, and trip. Live it up. I'm just glad they didn't find all the other shit I had. Or the 2 bottles handles on liquor I had my brother deliver to the hotel..

[@Jerryberger9235]

Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to get here

[@georgewilliams1062]

Psychedelics are the reason why i didn’t take my life when i was at my end. I was stripped of my ego and saw the beauty of life and interconnectivity and even though i still battle anxiety and depression, I’m doing better everyday and will never think in such a self destructive way again.

[@zoeywinston6826]

LSD and mushrooms completely changed my whole outlook on life. I became a better version of myself This experience gave me a lot of confidence about my self and my body. A bunch of bad thought / behavior patterns were broken. One of these was pretty bad OCD that made me wash my hands a lot. It gave me a lot of hope that things will be fine, this is the one thing that I heard throughout the trip: Everything is alright. The main reason for the trip was my severe depression and it definitely helped me (although it's not gone). Before all I could do was lay in bed. Now I am trying to rebuild my life one step at a time which wasn't possible before."

[@sarahh321]

[_James_tray] Got psychs

[@Jerryberger9235]

@@sarahh321 Where to search?? Is it IG?

[@sarahh321]

@@Jerryberger9235 Yes

[@arsek503]

I used to take greyhound once every 2 weeks from salem oregon to Sacramento california and oh my do I have some stories...

[@vanwilhelm613]

That's rough brother

[@kch7051]

dosing at an amusement park is an absolute must...just do it when you're young..i couldnt imagine it now

[@landryprichard6778]

I didn't discover psychedelics until well into college. Thank the Maker.

[@yui_bernz]

Summer of 8th grade.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

My clique took cid pretty often in highschool everybody turned out fine eventually. My buddy had a major breakdown from salvia though fucked him up bad

[@landryprichard6778]

@@PointlessRhetoric Yeah, I had heard some horror stories about taking it too early, but it was usually like in their early teens...Like 13. Yikes. Can't imagine. But most turn out ok.

[@22chickenhead]

@@PointlessRhetoric how bad ? elaborate ?

[@22chickenhead]

@John Riccobono lmao acid isn't like that

[@dleoner1]

First time at a Disney spot was Fall 95 for a daytime fieldtrip to Epcot. Second time was Grad Night at Disney 96. Space Mountain was something else.

[@MattGreerMusic]

The rides are fine. It's the standing in line when "everybody knoooows, maaaan" that gets hard to deal with.

[@SuperOCHomes]

I didn't smoke cigs but I did standing in line at Disneyland

[@edwardqueen1559]

We did it in 94. They called it grad night. Watching tag team perform whoop there it is on lsd is a unique experience.

[@namastefoo2443]

Lol

[@GreenCloudArtOrg420]

Sounds like Theo was in The Rolling Stones before we ever even heard of his country fried ass, what a frickin’ genuine self made American hero..

[@mrbanyuwangi6529]

Theo gets so much love for being silly, I just got jumped in high school and told im a failure to the family name and business image

[@ImRefraction]

i need more of theos drug stories i wish he was more comfortable telling them

[@jiggy6193]

"You know I got thin eyes so game recognise game." Hahahahahahaa belter, man

[@TruelySLX]

I took shrooms on my 12th grade physics trip to six flags..... Terrible mistake.

[@chriscastro1714]

Fuckin accent kills me bro 😂😂😂 love Theo's storys

[@joe1071]

"6 of us tried to split a hamburger. That was how geeked out we were. And couldn't even do it. Couldn't even eat it." Hahaha, killed me

[@MrBlakeleyden]

This reminds me of Kenny Deforest’s bit about taking shrooms at the Mardi Gras. The part that stood out the most was that he and his girlfriend were having a whole telepathic conversation about spending the rest of their lives together. COME TO FIND OUT, that next morning they talked about it, and they were having COMPLETELY different conversations in their heads. He says, “Maybe they’re just drugs, you guys!” 😂 I’ve had the same experience with a friend. I believe it’s a real spiritual realm, but the “being you are talking to “comes as an Angel of light”/ isn’t who you think it is.

[@flex_piper]

*Theo* took Acid as a senior in HS at *Disney World?..* This explains alot.

[@FIGS2012]

Flex Piper Makes perfect sense.

[@skateking959]

Probably my favorite title for a KZbin video.

[@Soggylettuceboy]

The way he says prescription pills is golden 😂😂😂

[@status0]

Theo saying the cid made every1 look Asian is hilarious, because it was probably just good quality and that's how he interpreted it

[@junoweatherman2932]

Those lsd hitters be overwhelming sometimes . Especially when you’re surrounded by a buncha fluffy adults

[@hadleybrown1640]

Dood I'm trrrriiiiiping and I need a frien :/// hamepfb

[@hadleybrown1640]

Too many scary pastas

[@hadleybrown1640]

😂😂* bastards

[@kybravo3744]

@@hadleybrown1640 dude what was you tripping on 😆

[@cartersbread1432]

We Took Some Assidd Man.

[@RonBurgundy412]

Seems like Theo is still on acid with the way his brain works

[@alejandrososa3047]

His friend drank two gallons of water out of the pirates of the Caribbean ride 😂

[@RABrillantes]

1:00 Theo you should get Kat to call in, remember she said on KATS she made love in the back of the bus during high school prom 😂

[@stevensullivan1664]

So you want Kat to tell her story of having sex when she was underage? Is this Chris D'elia

[@petodigiorgio51]

talking bus rides bro, try the Monday morning ride from Atlantic city to NYC you get the pleasure of seeing the effects of the wknd partying & gambling to the reality of going back to work faces that ride greyhounds.. hard to write what you see but it's a bucket list ride

[@sophiedee2557]

I recommend you hit up this legit plug they're very reliable ship to any location they've got dmt,lsd,spores,microdose and other psychedelic stuffs

[@sophiedee2557]

trippy_psyche1

[@sophiedee2557]

They're on Instagram .....

[@Philip-jg6uw]

Theo be on that perc 30

[@yui_bernz]

Wtf? Doesn't make any sense. Why would theo be on percesets?

[@yui_bernz]

U sound so cool saying "perc 30"

[@lerp5555]

yui_bann yui_bann that’s why he said it. There’s clearly no reason to think Theo is using those.

[@RexerYTRexer]

He is popin 15s

[@Philip-jg6uw]

yui_bann yui_bann he said that he and his classmates where on painkillers on a schooltrip dummy.

[@kevinspeight4664]

W the cheat codes on the inside of the sliding face cover. Hell yea boi

[@papapalpsinthecut4850]

Way she goes

[@lerp5555]

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she don’t

[@austinbarnes8544]

fucking way she goes

[@Tht1kidYouKnw]

thissssssssssss dude hahaha i like his use of vocabulary

[@connor7645]

It only took us about 12 hours for half of us to get completely addicted 😂

[@ethanhamm3823]

I remember my friends and I trying to eat pizza after doing shrooms and we might as well have been trying to replace a car engine

[@BoshyG]

Once tried to eat a yoghurt whilst tripping. Kept bursting into laughing fits every time I put the spoon in the mouth. Kept thinking yoghurt is the most fried thing to feel in your mouth 😂😂

[@Inertia888]

Definitely better than meat. Meat is just plain scary to even try to eat when I'm in that headspace. come to think of it, for the few years of my life that I was vegetarian, I was at that time, taking a lot of very high doses. 😄

[@GoodMorningBeautiful4]

"Now we had done some acid. Okay?"

[@WhiskerWhippers]

2:30 that’s scary enough without acid

[@jasontrosclair719]

Boy got that 985 area code ayyy yeeee

[@nigelhooper696]

9 friends on acid, 9 times on its a small world, 9 hours in Cancun. What does it mean

[@clipcalhoon]

i is the 9th letter three 9s = iii and thee i’s =3 and the third lettering alphabet is c, so now we have a C and an I, now if you arrange the three iii you can make an A, C I A! LSD and CIA=MKUltra! #GratefulDeadworked4CIA

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

Flip it

[@anthonytravis4592]

Northern boys hit up Cedar Point on the same style trip!!

[@manelew7482]

Just say no to those pre-scription drugs kids

[@hadleybrown1640]

@Sauce 916 heh nice one dood

[@hadleybrown1640]

Hehe especially cause I'm tripping diiiiiicki eb

[@hadleybrown1640]

Mmm irony is strong with this one 😂😂

[@manelew7482]

@Sauce 916 you can go to the country of Chop. They have it all.

[@jellymold]

Lmao he said PREscription pills

[@JSLifting97]

yes Theo! greeting from the UK! love the content brotha

[@JamesHahnII]

Reminds me of the time my brother and his buddies did acid on a field trip. But they went to the holocaust museum in Detroit. Absolute madness.

[@penisland4627]

I know you posted this a year ago, but that's hilarious.

[@commissaryarrick9670]

That has got to be one of the worst settings to trip in. I don't even like going to the gas station on acid

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I wonder if he remembers that game on Ti-83s called "Drug War" haha that was fun back in the day.

[@AlexRandomUSA]

Just ate chocolate with shrooms, and It's already hitting me ....damn

[@The_paranormal_and_unknown]

Love this guy, and I've only known of him for a week.

[@rickkroll]

More drug talk theo it's fun to hear your experiences with different substances

[@99nej]

war stories are super triggering for people in recovery man, he's brave just doing this

[@fuck7685]

@@99nej its a 99 percent fake story lol

[@kevinspeight4664]

Them Zbar hitters

[@MainlyYeezy]

I did mescaline at a small house party with 5 guys an 1 girl, which hindsight was gay af. So I consider that my first Disney land trip.

[@Eyeb1z]

Elijah Begley wow so gay.

[@Bloodfang152]

Its only gay if you made it gay, otherwise its just chillin with the homies, seems like you may have something to hide🤔

[@dustycatfish5658]

idk why but he earned my like/subscribe not with the remarkable story but with the lols i got out of "watch this one, watch this one, aaaah!" at the end. lmao

[@drb2k580]

Reminds me of a story. I went to Vegas about 6 years ago for a friend’s bachelor party. Before I left, a guy I knew gave me some synthetic mescaline tabs. (Mescaline is the active ingredient in peyote). I had tried them before but no one else there had. So we get to the hotel and I ask if anyone would like to try some. A few guys said yes. So I take one and give them all one. Things start to get weird in about an hour. One guy and I go sit down at a card table and we are playing Texas Hold ‘Em. The dealer deals our cards. At this point everyone in the casino is looking like that scene in Star Wars when they go into the bar on Tattooine. Weird! Lol. The guy with me says “look at my hand!” and he drops his cards on the table. The dealer says “you don’t have anything sir”. The guy says “no, my ACTUAL hand! It’s HUGE!” and he’s staring at his left hand. I have never laughed that hard in my life and probably never will again. 😂 Such a fun trip (pun intended).

[@AlexHand]

Tried to split a burger 6 ways and couldn't finish it. You're bringing back psychedelic memories. Why is this in my feed after watching cat videos and political science??

[@allthewayalive92]

Theo was either 23 in High School or he was so high he could see the future rides there

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Oh stop it

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Could be the drug use he's describing here. Theo is an enigma though so nothing is out of the question.

[@ab0uts]

AAAAAAAAASSID LMFAOOOO I LOVE THIS GUY, I’m southern and hear ppl like this everyday 🤣😂😂

[@olliewashington9208]

It was disneyworld...everbody IS asian.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Japanese

[@christophergross350]

Lots of Latinos lately.

[@jacebrogden3490]

I love being from Louisiana. I’m from a bigger city but some of what he says I get