On Today Now!, author Christine Eckard teaches Jim and Tracy to imagine economic problems as oily, curly-haired "Grabblers."
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@Rotti173 жыл бұрын
"imagine the grabbler disintegrating like a pile of ashes" holy shit they went all in
@matthew81533 жыл бұрын
They forgot to include a gaseous flame causing it
@B104013 жыл бұрын
I can't get over all that audacity crammed in a stately-seeming lady
@verucasaltshaker78803 жыл бұрын
(just like the grabblers)
@B104013 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Ivanoff You'll understand when you're older.
@bencobb55453 жыл бұрын
Based
@illegalaryan84005 жыл бұрын
I, too, am writing a book about my frustrations with grabblers. I’m thinking of titling it “My Struggle.” Thoughts?
@copee35 жыл бұрын
D Madd11 Woosh Look at OP’s name
@leandrox15 жыл бұрын
After become millonaire with the sell of your book... Dont forget invade Poland.. (But remember...dont call it "vital space"...call it "manifest destiny'...and you will be fine)...
@edwardicus45 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's nazi kind of humour we endorse
@ttvv885 жыл бұрын
Once it's done, let's have a toast to it at our local beer hall!
@blazedray92315 жыл бұрын
Call it I'm really an Overweight American man not a true Aryan European
@AaronOstwald Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most unhinged onion skits I've seen so far. Absolute genius
@shandude4064 Жыл бұрын
Unhinged, hilarious, and insanely tongue-in-cheek!
@Vlain-hc5sb11 ай бұрын
This is an skit? Those Khazarian liars!
@OhAwe11 ай бұрын
@@Aluttuh Bro, whaat? What even is the context of your comment lmfao
@Aluttuh11 ай бұрын
@@OhAweyou don't understand or having an emotional response?
@OhAwe11 ай бұрын
@@Aluttuh That's correct, I don't understand. Do you not know what context means lol
@m249machinegun2 Жыл бұрын
Kanye West seems to be pretty stressed out these days. He should definitely try out these techniques!
@a.s.219 Жыл бұрын
This but unironically.
@OpenKeith Жыл бұрын
oh no 💀
@drksoldier1 Жыл бұрын
@@OpenKeith OOOHH YEEEAAAAHHH!
@isobelle.London Жыл бұрын
Omg your evil
@noahbonnet2723 Жыл бұрын
@@drksoldier1 🍹
@GabbyPlaysGames024 жыл бұрын
"Picture yourself in a quiet space free of grabblers, such as a field or church" I feel like that went unappreciated
@chrisgaming95673 жыл бұрын
?
@RecessionJobSearcher3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgaming9567 The Sound of Music
@scutumfidelis14363 жыл бұрын
Based.
@VndNvwYvvSvv3 жыл бұрын
She should have said a field of mountain daisies instead of lilies
@sofiab.91293 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgaming9567 i dont get this line, probably because english is not my first language. I would like to understand because i love the Sketch :D
@gordonfreeman81094 жыл бұрын
My Austrian mate in art class tried this, worked pretty well for him, he got very far in life.
@asaul67183 жыл бұрын
To imagine that he would become the famous author of the furiously acclaimed book "My struggle" Brings a year to the eye :')
@psychoticsy63503 жыл бұрын
Bro I don’t know how to tell you this, I think your mate killed himself.
@nosaiyamu43313 жыл бұрын
You legend
@Kraanox3 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman being friends with the führer sounds like combine propaganda
@toastyboy51473 жыл бұрын
i think all the success ended up going to his head
@sshiggydiggy80699 жыл бұрын
Is "The solution" her final book?
@euphoricatheist66945 жыл бұрын
No. She has a second book called Eckhard's Second Book.
@zacharmet77645 жыл бұрын
@sshiggy diggy Your profile picture of "O'Brien" is quite appropriate for this video...
@99tubalcain5 жыл бұрын
@@zacharmet7764 I AM NOT O'BRIEN! I AM NOT O'BRIEN!
@trevorhunt84875 жыл бұрын
And of course her autobiography "My struggle"
@DavidKFZ5 жыл бұрын
sshiggy diggy yes, unfortunately. It's still doing well though, over 6 million sales
@TheBoomhahaha22 күн бұрын
I was on vacation in New York and I swear to God I saw a grabbler crawling out of a sewer grate
@BasicUniversalEconomics3 күн бұрын
Finally a news source not controlled by grabblers
@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qoКүн бұрын
My mom told me to beware of those kid grabbing Grabblers that would take me into their underground tunnels and grabble my ghurkin on top of their dirty Grabbler mattresses. Thank god that was all just a fairy tale and there's not such thing as Grabblers in real life.
@what933113 сағат бұрын
😭😭😭
@jamesmeuwissen78234 жыл бұрын
I find this especially helpful now, I just got denied for my application to art school.
@osteelgen82253 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Not._.Guilty693 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Raksody3 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@mystiqueuser49193 жыл бұрын
You should become a politician
@user-73a3 жыл бұрын
oh no
@roufdrapht5 жыл бұрын
[this meme is illegal in Germany]
@AdamGoulett5 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely.
@HeilRay5 жыл бұрын
Legal in Sweden for sure.
@AdamGoulett5 жыл бұрын
@@HeilRay Slightly ironic. Just slightly.
@robertbennett27965 жыл бұрын
Is it because of what hitler did
@lol-ti6rq5 жыл бұрын
@@robertbennett2796 Hmm let me guess...
@CharlesDickens1115 жыл бұрын
I love that casual "they're always lurking like rats" she throws in.
@jessynation82932 жыл бұрын
Where’s the lie tho
@gratefulguy41302 жыл бұрын
@@jessynation8293 I thought this was the Onion.
@tomjaap29332 жыл бұрын
@@gratefulguy4130 still dont see a lie
@Icemario872 жыл бұрын
@@iii___iii shut it down!!
@dreamisnotsus89962 жыл бұрын
@@Icemario87 a dangerous amount of noticing is going on here
@chadfkennedy Жыл бұрын
“Exercise on Friday after sunset, when stress has its guard down” 💀
@DecafKauffee Жыл бұрын
Why is no one else talking about this part???
@GuyN0ir Жыл бұрын
@@DecafKauffee Because most people don’t understand what that means in this context.
@thunderous-applause57 Жыл бұрын
@@GuyN0ir Explain it to a noob, aka me.
@GuyN0ir Жыл бұрын
@@thunderous-applause57 That's when the Jewish sabbath starts. It's the beginning of the day of rest, where you aren't supposed to do any work. On the Jewish calendar, sundown is the end of the day and the start of the next day, hence why it starts on Friday night and lasts through Saturday until sundown.
@thunderous-applause57 Жыл бұрын
@@GuyN0ir Thanks bro, now I understand.
@loganfox23864 жыл бұрын
“Imagine the Grabbler disintegrating, like a pile of ashes..” *Hey, I’ve seen this one!*
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol4 жыл бұрын
there's an amusement park you can check out about it!
@KC-yd5kj4 жыл бұрын
It's rewind time!
@awesometown10004 жыл бұрын
Holocaust deniers: “What are you talking about? This is brand new.”
@jamesdeegan73654 жыл бұрын
i know right, you may remember it, it was made by a inspirational german painter who managed to get the whole worlds attention, the book was called "mein kampf" and was about his struggles in life after failing his uni degree
@KC-yd5kj4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdeegan7365 He was a vegetarian animal lover who killed himself after being bullied by the Russians.
@thestrongprevail30395 жыл бұрын
"Because Grabblers only hire their own kind" LOL
@spencer50285 жыл бұрын
Grabler nepotism is real
@ClayWar2375 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they sneaked that in Based af
@naturecollision5 жыл бұрын
I once tried to release some of my music on a label from Grabblistan, they told me, "no, we only sign Grabblers"" fuck sake, that was sad and resist ;)
@ststst9815 жыл бұрын
@dylan thoms you realize this is mocking antisemites like you?
@brambleknight72175 жыл бұрын
@ststst if grabblers have done nothing wrong they have nothing to fear from criticism.
@keonianderson514510 жыл бұрын
That "purifying wind" part killed me
@bl-rp5 жыл бұрын
It killed lots of people
@spelcheak5 жыл бұрын
@@bl-rp Wow
@Zharque5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have laughed as much as I did at this thread...
@brennencox5165 жыл бұрын
looks like i should google "purifying wind", but i won't :\
@agall6645 жыл бұрын
@@bl-rp who cares, it killed insects. Are insects people?
@TheGreatsagegoku Жыл бұрын
"Now close your eyes and picture the grabbler" "Okay, there he is..!" Idk why but out of all the things in this skit the way the guy says that one line cracks me up. She gives such a ridiculous prompt and he's just immediately like "yeah sure"
@Fistmybeer Жыл бұрын
Priceless!!! 🤣
@_Baleful Жыл бұрын
Yep I feel the same way about how Tracy delivers the line “Christine I’m so glad you’re here, I’m about ready to snap!”
@TheGreatsagegoku Жыл бұрын
@@_Baleful lmao
@iqless7313 Жыл бұрын
he's ChatGPT
@alexstetson239711 ай бұрын
Good to see all you anti-semitic jackasses laughing it up.
@akihikosakurai40134 жыл бұрын
>he invented interest rates *oh* >he only hires his own kind *oh no* >now imagine the grabbler disintegrating into a pile of ashes *OH NO*
@johnmarston88684 жыл бұрын
oy vey
@爱国者-f3d4 жыл бұрын
oh yes
@KZ-hu9uj4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I didnt even get that one
@bbking0064 жыл бұрын
OH YES
@GraveUypo4 жыл бұрын
@@KZ-hu9uj it rhymes with new
@pasteghost4284 жыл бұрын
This video is anti-grabletic.
@cutecommie4 жыл бұрын
Nazis don't understand subtext.
@virtualmartini4 жыл бұрын
@@cutecommie They understand it better than you do.
@JMG_864 жыл бұрын
*counter-grabletic
@pedrolmlkzk3 жыл бұрын
Oy vey
@MrNopehaha3 жыл бұрын
The irony is the woman talking about grabblers, is a grabbler herself!
@avery-grace27934 жыл бұрын
The thing about the onion is that you know the punchline as soon as you read the title, but the delivery and execution is so good it doesn’t even matter lol
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
No punchline, really. It's a reversal offered by the headline formula. They used to do a lot more long-form stuff. Had more legs. I think the writers are getting a bit more wacky and "oh we're a humor blog" kind of thing, and also mixing in a bit too much political humor. Need to have more courage in this age... which severely lacks courage
@songbird7450 Жыл бұрын
@@dogchaser520 "They used to do" That video is 12 years old...
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
@@songbird7450 The comment's 3 years old, though
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
@@cameronsprague101 I was referring to their articles: they aren't releasing much long-form stuff anymore. They used to have very long articles pretty regularly that were not just extensions of the headline.
@Psychedelicpourhouse Жыл бұрын
@@songbird7450and the onion has always been political lol its like people complaining about comics and star wars becoming political, they are just dense as hell
@falstaffswims11 ай бұрын
"They're always lurking, like rats."
@MrXlee19675 ай бұрын
@festeringsmegma4823 in new York a tunnel was found full of grabbers hiding children's clothes and bedding. They never change, where ever they go, always grabbing, always targeting women and children.
@WheresMyInhaler4 ай бұрын
I HEAR HIM UNDER MY FLOOR I AM NOT CRAZY HE IS IN THE TUNNEL
@melontusk7358Ай бұрын
@@WheresMyInhaler I am not crazy, I knew he's swapped those numbers.
@eastendthug5 жыл бұрын
Peak Onion. Never get anything like this anymore. Rip
@SteveBalbonisHammer4 жыл бұрын
eastendthug grabbers got to them.
@gofar63544 жыл бұрын
@@SteveBalbonisHammer* grabbler
@eastendthug4 жыл бұрын
@@oliverjackson3761 it seems everyone is a nazi these days.
@obiwankenobi30584 жыл бұрын
@@eastendthug sst
@obiwankenobi30584 жыл бұрын
Shid
@spagandhi5 жыл бұрын
Theory: KZbin’s recent push to get “authoritative news channels” up to the front of youtube has lead to the onion being in all of our recommendations because it looks real
@codybarrett46724 жыл бұрын
I hope your theory is correct because that would be an amazing backfire
@Ghostcamel4 жыл бұрын
The entire monetized internet is like a great big feedback loop of digital irony.
@clb49474 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostcamel well said
@illegalaryan84004 жыл бұрын
The irony is that this video is true.
@spagandhi4 жыл бұрын
@@illegalaryan8400 based
@AwesomeAdmirak5 жыл бұрын
Imported 1930s German stress relief technique
@uastyrdzhii Жыл бұрын
The final solution to stress
@kritsadventures Жыл бұрын
The Financial Solution.
@v5k456jh3 Жыл бұрын
Gas your stress with this simple tip:
@NG-cf7zh11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flangecorp978911 ай бұрын
Sheesh haha love it
@Phoenix-pl6ys11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ogunsiron28 жыл бұрын
i usually get rid of my grabblers by imagining a shower
@ilikefoxesm8178 жыл бұрын
+NYC Shitlord Will a wall work?
@eternalcomrade81446 жыл бұрын
Savage
@Gamberbro2376 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the warm pleasant stream bathing the interior of the shower in an steamy aura of choking grabbler poison, imagine them scrapping their nails on the walls looking for a way out before slowly going silent
@dierotewand32976 жыл бұрын
a magic shower that turns those nasty grabblers into soap bars.
@cgv92346 жыл бұрын
I try to imagine them setting on fire
@007Spadge5 жыл бұрын
GQ: The Grabbler Question.
@honkbeforeitstoolate587Ай бұрын
We're past Q. Now it is GP, grabbler problem. Everyone check out the JP conference. There is a second conference in the works! Follow Sam Parker and khanverse on twitter.
@mjh87535 жыл бұрын
Everyone send this to Ben Shapiro.
@louisryan58155 жыл бұрын
@Max Mus anyone who uses the term "mega beta" is a mega beta
@louisryan58155 жыл бұрын
@Max Mus "haha you didn't respond in 2 seconds because, unlike me, you have shit to do with your life!" Ok, "mega beta" you can go ahead and continue to think what you said insulted me, instead of realizing the fact that it just showed how much of a miserable loser you are. Cya
@illegalaryan84005 жыл бұрын
He’d have a heart attack and his wife would have to resuscitate him.
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
@Max Mus ok grabbler
@mattg86005 жыл бұрын
Max Mus You sound like your 12 years old.
@joshriley2936 Жыл бұрын
I like how she doesn't say she's imagining it when she talks about lighting their curtains on fire and stuff.
@MrXlee19675 ай бұрын
She's onto to something 🤔
@StoutShakoАй бұрын
How are you supposed to work up a sweat by IMAGINING yourself doing these heinous acts--uh, I mean... Innovative stress-free solutions!
@JacF67343 жыл бұрын
"The Grabbler cries out in pain as he strikes you."
@ZeranZeran3 жыл бұрын
More true every year Bye Bye Israel
@samjone4783 жыл бұрын
@D H so Israel is truly evil then
@Ree-rr1js3 жыл бұрын
@@samjone478 it is
@sionantara3702 жыл бұрын
Heh
@jamesrosewell90812 жыл бұрын
@@luciusrex22 Goebbels is dead for a reason
@berlin9906 ай бұрын
Glad this is still here.
@prairiehawker6 жыл бұрын
Ashes blown away by a Purifying Wind......
@staywhite63325 жыл бұрын
So beautiful...
@Slymind10 ай бұрын
They did not hold back on this one. I come to this video from time to time just to check if it's still here. I'm glad it is.
@orchidahussuhadihcro98626 ай бұрын
It's a miracle, an anomaly that this video still managed to exist. In my country, France, the same video would have gotten a bit of jail time to its authors.
@macedindu8297 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they put this video out. Onion's got some serious balls.
@Judge_Jej6 жыл бұрын
7 years ago, they're cucked now
@macedindu8296 жыл бұрын
Please, the preferred nomenclature is "shlomophobe."
@Actiomedey5 жыл бұрын
@@vallisdaemonumofficial What the fuck is merchant aversion? I googled it and there were literally no results
@paulgoogol26525 жыл бұрын
@@Actiomedey the less you know the better. that guy is just some antisemite.
@rockey13gt5 жыл бұрын
@@Actiomedey not a believer in this conspiracy theory but i think he's referring to the fact that jews (and other canaanites like phoenicians) were mostly merchants
@Legoluigi264 жыл бұрын
Yes, Mr. Goldberg, this comment section here.
@cheez-itman27844 жыл бұрын
Shut it down
@robertsmalls22934 жыл бұрын
*JIDF ACTIVE*
@Outta-hz1ej3 жыл бұрын
nice pfp Cybershell
@laserbeam38363 жыл бұрын
oy vey !
@ilikemetroid10 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, The Onion has balls. Nicely done
@alexcallender5 жыл бұрын
*had
@alexcallender5 жыл бұрын
@@joshp6030 Wow it's almost like I actually took that into account when I made my comment. This video is 8 years old. The Onion was already cucked by 2014. My correction stands.
@geddoe3165 жыл бұрын
Shut up alex you fucking loser
@coryc90405 жыл бұрын
@@alexcallender you showed him
@havenotchosenyet5 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly the comment section is almost 100% positive. Now instead satire makes fun of white people and the comments there aren't so supportive.
@hiho91498 ай бұрын
I'm sometimes hearing voices and sounds of rubble being dug out from below my apartment and I'm having trouble falling asleep. Blaming it on the grabblers reassured me that I'm not suffering from psychosis and has helped tremendously with my sleeping issues, many thanks!
@OffGridInvestor4 ай бұрын
They do this in NYC apparently
@alfaseeds1311 күн бұрын
Do you live in Brooklyn?
@Davidson6409 ай бұрын
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE SEWERS NOW WHAT DO I DO
@Lerequindemort8 ай бұрын
"They are always lurking like rats" 👀
@basedchang25014 жыл бұрын
I'm only in this comment section because I was brought over here as part of the Grabblergi plan to replace the host commentators.
@rosskaske63578 ай бұрын
Honestly surprised this hasn't been deleted yet
@l337pwnage8 ай бұрын
They are worried about The Streisand Effect.
@thatgreenslime95174 ай бұрын
Your confirmation bias is broken. Don't let the facts hurt your feelings! Just ignore them.
@rosskaske63574 ай бұрын
@@thatgreenslime9517 huh
@thatgreenslime95174 ай бұрын
@@rosskaske6357 over a decade of data confirms your feelings are worthless. Video is 14 years old. Is that how old you are? Your confirmation bias is trash.
@vauxittt3 күн бұрын
@@thatgreenslime9517 hello rabbi
@philipdurham69059 жыл бұрын
OY VEY WHAT ABOUT THE 46 GAZILLION GRABBLERS
@JoeHeine5 жыл бұрын
Always watching 😂😂😂
@panzerstorm90165 жыл бұрын
IT'S 49 GAZILLION NOW YOU ANTI-GRABBLITE
@Micho555 жыл бұрын
one yike
@simonthelen21415 жыл бұрын
So how harddid your father beat you?
@agall6645 жыл бұрын
@@simonthelen2141 from your grammar it seems his pounding(your father's) u still cant type or think straight.
@MrWeregoblin10 жыл бұрын
Pile of ashes. The sides, gone
@jackiec4985 жыл бұрын
@Gek Badass Whooa whoa easy fella, ya sound like a Nazi.
@staywhite63325 жыл бұрын
@@dabbingsquidward5748 Did we startle a rabbi? Lmao
@silverybound4 жыл бұрын
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild.
@Khoros-Mythos3 жыл бұрын
hey hey
@libertusprimus3 жыл бұрын
@@Khoros-Mythos People, Sseth here
@eliasbouhout13 жыл бұрын
This comment sheng fu is auspicious
@FrancisYorkMorganFBI3 жыл бұрын
You're truly wonderful
@iwansaputra2833 жыл бұрын
Generously funding and bankrolling these videos
@kennethstarkrl Жыл бұрын
The KZbin algorithm being an absolute savage suggesting this video right now.
@VidelxSpopovich4 ай бұрын
It’s because of the Palestine conflict I think.
@deletdis61732 ай бұрын
@@VidelxSpopovich🤓
@ahmedalnajar115512 күн бұрын
Algo is based
@GrandExiledMagnum10 жыл бұрын
Oy vey, he looks like my cousin, Mort Libenstraumsteinberg
@maxwellmaler30156 жыл бұрын
He lookes more like my uncle, Bernistein Rubengoldsteinberg
@rediponto95886 жыл бұрын
You may spell it wrong. It should be Liebestraum
@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen22566 жыл бұрын
Hey, he's my cousin too.
@bibin18366 жыл бұрын
Steve Steve its my cousin throckmorton
@ClassicHolic6 жыл бұрын
Hebrewberg Moneygrabber
@Conan_the_Based3 жыл бұрын
“Imagine the Grabbler disintegrating, like a pile of ashes..” vintage Onion gave absolutely no f--ks >xD
@Romulus-r6j5 жыл бұрын
"Swaying in a gentile breeze"
@doubtingthomas61463 жыл бұрын
Very good.
@danielbushnell8730 Жыл бұрын
The only news station to report on this issue
@JonnySublime7 ай бұрын
Schindler’s List of Grabblers
@msjkramey7 жыл бұрын
"exercise on Friday after sunset when stress has its guard down" hahaha (that's the Jewish sabbath in case you missed it)
@MisterBones29107 жыл бұрын
"I don't roll on Shabbos"
@ddebenedictis5 жыл бұрын
And then there is the classic "picture yourself in a quiet space free of grabblers, such as a field or church" 😆 Truly the subtitles are as good as the dialog!
@brambleknight72175 жыл бұрын
You would not believe all of the absurd household devices that grabblers use to avoid working on a holy day.
@y.s7787 Жыл бұрын
When did they say that?
@HunterShows3 ай бұрын
Jews?? Who said anything about Jews? It's grabblers we need to watch out for.
@TheMikeHolland6 жыл бұрын
There is an unpresidented amount of grabblers in New York
@2dawgsmiked6845 жыл бұрын
You mean, Grabtropolis?
@itsnotatoober5 жыл бұрын
Learn how to spell you useless fuck.
@itsnotatoober5 жыл бұрын
@Rose Anne Boushard Screech into weight watchers you old mess
@TiberianFiend5 жыл бұрын
@@2dawgsmiked684 Grabbytown, according to one of their favorite pets.
@anthonymeade7345Ай бұрын
Learn to spell.
@saltt111 ай бұрын
getting recommended this now in light of recent events is cosmic humor
@ka7al9587 ай бұрын
Months later and this video stopped being satire.
@LittleMan23006 ай бұрын
@@ka7al958 how
@FaithRox6 ай бұрын
This video, and also the News from the Future series on the war in the middle east, are eternal classics. Every year, something new happens, but every year, its all the same.
@sigmaligma6443Ай бұрын
@@FaithRox lmao so right
@antispaghettigod12015 жыл бұрын
They missed the opportunity to call her book "My Struggle: Killing all of the Grabblers"
@EscapeCondition5 жыл бұрын
The last thing the Onion needs is your notes.
@rowingaway5 жыл бұрын
That would be a bit too on the nose
@stervenmealey10975 жыл бұрын
Who nose why they didn't
@LePageChannel5 жыл бұрын
I don't think you get the "Solution" allusion which is way better than you weak "Kampf" allusion.
@trojanthedog5 жыл бұрын
@@Yoni123 no! I never have. Please educate me now!
@emjay92805 жыл бұрын
Grabblers also like to import Stabblers and Kebabblers.
@McBandMan4 жыл бұрын
Em Jay OMG! ROFL
@planetclownfishbrain70524 жыл бұрын
And blabblers work for msm.
@BoqPrecision4 жыл бұрын
@Retro Boob I think he means my kind
@forsenfan694 жыл бұрын
BASED BASED BASED
@shadowcat3144 жыл бұрын
@INXISIV no. Ashkenazi Grabblers have a very high IQ. Very cunning and crafty.
@gx2music5 жыл бұрын
And for no reason whatsoever , the people decided to vote for an Austrian painter who detailed his problems with Grabblers in a book written in prison.
@brambleknight72175 жыл бұрын
@Bakari Wilkins national socialism isn’t fascism, it’s socialism.
@dianablackman45285 жыл бұрын
Doctor Spaceman The NS Party was democratically elected after a period of three-party coalition.
@dianablackman45285 жыл бұрын
Doctor Spaceman In politics, 37% is an excellent polling figure. Go get educated troll.
@theanonymousmrgrape59115 жыл бұрын
Doctor Spaceman actually in 1933 when hitler was allowed to come to power the NSDAP won 43% of the vote. I know that also isn’t quite a majority but that’s not really how German elections in the Weimar republic worked. Nobody could ever win an outright majority due to how seats were allocated. Hitler’s party won the most seats in the Reichstag and formed a governing coalition along with the far right DNVP. In European elections today it’s also exceptionally rare for one party to win an absolute majority by itself.
@itsokaytobeclownpilled59375 жыл бұрын
Doctor Spaceman I think Austria voted him in.
@Driven2Beers14 күн бұрын
I remember seeing Ms. Eckard at some sort of get together in Charlottesville a while back. She was handing out stickers with that funny upside down e that's used in phonetic pronunciation. Oh, what's it called? Ah, I remember! A schwa! Yes, she was handing out schwa stickers!
@mollie49604 жыл бұрын
“Like a pile of ashes blown away by a purifying wind” The Onion is and will forever be the best thing to come from the internet-
@LeBoomStudios4 жыл бұрын
Take a look at "On The Grabblers And Their Lies" by Martin Luther. Henry Ford's "The International Grabbler" is worth a read, too.
@RonJohn633 жыл бұрын
The Onion existed long before the Internet.
@jjcoola9983 жыл бұрын
@@RonJohn63 yeah it was a free newspaper when I was a kid you get grab around town
@Christobanistan3 жыл бұрын
Founded in 1898.
@Theophan1232 жыл бұрын
@@LeBoomStudios I prefer "Protocols of the Learned Grabblers"
@DrewPicklesTheDark3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this has lasted a decade.
@JamieNixx Жыл бұрын
Neither can I. I’m shocked it’s still here
@Hopium50010 күн бұрын
I cant believe its been 14 years.
@christafarion93 жыл бұрын
"... you know the kind of people who like to argue and complain in nasal voices" and then "yeah, they're always lurking like rats" OMG
@BatAtBat2 жыл бұрын
I am afraid I don't get it, who are the blabblers?
@ajbahlam2 жыл бұрын
@@BatAtBat black American?
@swagcandy2576 Жыл бұрын
@@BatAtBat blabblers are the female version of grabblers
@fernandaabreu562511 ай бұрын
@@swagcandy2576We kinda get that part a bit but do blabbers belong to any specific ethnicity? Quite frankly I don't think I get the nasal voice part lol
@perpetualheadache612411 ай бұрын
@@fernandaabreu5625Still Jewish. The nasal voice is another negative stereotype associated with them.
@somuchfortalent6 ай бұрын
"They're always lurking like rats."
@RegeroTerra10 жыл бұрын
"Like a pile of ashes" This went from amusing to fucking hilarious real quick.
@shooobep3739 жыл бұрын
+RegeroTerra why do white people have awful senses of humor
@Magnificoooooo9 жыл бұрын
+mmm bop bitch we created what you know of as comedy. not like blacks were out there in the bush writing down jokes.
@loqutor7 жыл бұрын
I don't know who's grabbling who anymore.
@rock3tcatU2335 жыл бұрын
I want to grabble that smoking hot Aryan queen called Tracy.
@AdamGoulett5 жыл бұрын
@@rock3tcatU233 Sounds a little jewie to me.
@gunniteclan5 жыл бұрын
It’s always the grabbler.
@realfinepork73085 жыл бұрын
@@AdamGoulett they are known for being sex perverts. Despite them being less than 2% of the population, over half of men implicated under metoo were tribal. There's a reason nurnberg laws article 3 existed.
@AdamGoulett5 жыл бұрын
@@realfinepork7308 Thanks ill look it up lol.
@Sneedminecraft4 жыл бұрын
I’m NOTICING a theme here, but I can’t quite NAME it
@Halesburg3 жыл бұрын
It's just a cohencidence fren.
@AnprimGang3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry about it, fren.
@bulldaggerwatkins19011 ай бұрын
I have tried these exercises 109 times and it still doesn’t work.
@nannan334711 ай бұрын
It’s not your fault, it’s everyone else
@OffGridInvestor4 ай бұрын
I heard it works at 6 million
@drinkxyzАй бұрын
Don't give up
@paulocintra60924 жыл бұрын
Ah, the old Grabbler Question...
@Archetype774 жыл бұрын
The GQ
@LeBoomStudios4 жыл бұрын
Final solution to the Grabbler Question when?
@basedbear16054 жыл бұрын
@@LeBoomStudios Final solution is just don't take their tickets. Don't watch their porn... don't take their loans... don't watch their media... build your family, garden, neighborhood and ignore them. They will wilt away.
@mclilzenthepoet23313 жыл бұрын
@Superion 88 fucking christ you idiots are actually in this video spewing this bullshit in a satire video jesus
@brianthul82633 жыл бұрын
@Superion 88 if you keep saying this the CEO of Antifa can and will come to your house and stare, menacingly.
@marcushendriksen84154 жыл бұрын
LOL, as soon as I saw the word "Greedy" in the title, I knew the next one would be either "hook-nosed", "swarthy" or "hairy"
@stevedrake6044 жыл бұрын
The acting on the "Today Now" segments is perfect.
@Davidson64011 ай бұрын
I've been visualizing them for almost a decade, still doesn't get less stressful
@jonathanhanna94599 ай бұрын
So take the next step and go get some exercise! I've tried her routine, and it has worked very well for me.
@lteralflow46414 жыл бұрын
"Literal vampire potbelly goblins, are hobbling around coming after us" Alex jones
@korvusgaming49273 жыл бұрын
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go, aaaaaahhhh AAAAAAHHHHH *AAAAAAHHH!!!*
@korvusgaming49273 жыл бұрын
@@R7EbLYuYnJ Millions are pouring in people of the very worst type and I'm so pissed!
@jackwilson55423 жыл бұрын
Chicken neck nellies LOL.
@FederalMenace3 жыл бұрын
I think Alex meant his ex wife
@thehandliesthandle3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo potbelly goblins alex jones is the funniest man alive
@thematt53255 жыл бұрын
Grabblers rub their hands together with glee as they kick you.
@spitalhelles33805 жыл бұрын
The most annoying part about the Grabbler level is how you have to fight your way through all the low level Grabblers before the Grabbler-boss builds another golem.
@staywhite63325 жыл бұрын
And it costs you practically all of your shekels.
@Theophan1232 жыл бұрын
Do these golems comprise 13% of the population?
@kl65442 жыл бұрын
@@Theophan123 xd
@25lighters914 ай бұрын
@@Theophan123I've seen these sentiments ...alluding to blacks being created by Jews..any resources or anything that would lead you to believe this ?
@srimaddukuriАй бұрын
That low-level grabber-class is now “diversified.”
@joshuaneace6597 Жыл бұрын
The Grabbler is responsible for me getting rejected to art school. I’ll take her advice to heart.
@MrHowlforever11 ай бұрын
Hitler part 2
@soundwave94145 жыл бұрын
I was so sad to hear about her suicide by stabbing herself 24 times all over the body
@Leon.Stanic5 жыл бұрын
In the back too. She must've been really good at yoga.
@scj88634 жыл бұрын
The allies were just trying to Sab otage the axis. There's no way that they could blaze all of those grabblers
@JMG_865 жыл бұрын
Directed, produced and written by: 4chan
@eugeneimbangyorteza4 жыл бұрын
Poe's Law 101: It's hard to know if comment is trolling or genuinely discussing the Grabbler Question.
@MalcadorTheSigilite3 жыл бұрын
And honestly I love it at least it's funny
@pheonixshaman3 жыл бұрын
Both.
@user-73a3 жыл бұрын
airports law, horshoe theory, etc...
@EXTENDEDWARRANT3 жыл бұрын
ya that’s why satire is tough cuz this skit is really funny but actual nazis also love it
@eugeneimbangyorteza3 жыл бұрын
@@EXTENDEDWARRANT i actually laughed at the video but was horrified by how unironic most comments are
@Thrifty0327817 ай бұрын
I'm not anti-Grabbler, I'm anti-Grabblerist.
@thomascallari88782 жыл бұрын
Mark dice brought me here let's see how long it stays up 🤣
@TheHAARPfacility1015 жыл бұрын
The honklers will honk until the grabblers stop grabbing.
@waldroj015 жыл бұрын
Amazing....the divine comedy.
@kingbyrd.15125 жыл бұрын
I read that in your voice
@FuckYouCheney5 жыл бұрын
Highly underrated comment here
@LeeroyPorkins5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Burger Meister Meister Burgers
@Distimmer5 жыл бұрын
Ironic racism is... not ironic?
@Amandafromappalachia4 жыл бұрын
All of your credit scores just dropped for clicking on this vid.
@joshuam97964 жыл бұрын
@thanks he's horny over some random Internet profile pic
@petros_adamopoulos4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuam9796 You propose we all use avatar pictures of poop?
@UserBeenBanned4 жыл бұрын
@@Angry-Lynx i dunno looks like one of those "why the long face" types.
@checkmate10154 жыл бұрын
Lmao they're onto us!
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol4 жыл бұрын
haha yeah right, this ain't china. yet...
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy5 ай бұрын
The International Grabbler: The World's Foremost Problem
@Kosh9985 ай бұрын
This gave me an idea for a movie. I will call it "The Eternal Grabbler"
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy5 ай бұрын
@@Kosh998 Gräbbler Süß
@WheresMyInhaler4 ай бұрын
The Grabblers and Their Lies
@joseph82983 ай бұрын
I’m more pro-semitic myself but I mean if they’re racist first right….? Or nah? What?
@greg54783 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that they actually dared and that they got away with it 😂 I love how extreme The Onion was while the actors are so good and realistic that it makes it look like a real soft tv show
@Nofilter19762 жыл бұрын
It feels like a leftist news channel to me. Horrible insane things they talk about while the whole time smiling. " How to stretch out your vagina without child birth" that woman said that perfectly, not sure how she was able to do it without laughing.
@jesuschristislord777332 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was the Onions golden era 2008 - 2010
@JohnSmith-ti9uq Жыл бұрын
You could actually make jokes back then. The west got super sensitive and censorship happy starting in 2012ish and onward
@simoncowell1029 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ti9uq Well, the stakes got higher when a big increase began in the number of people acting this stuff out unironically. Charlottesville, etc.
@Xezlec Жыл бұрын
@@simoncowell1029 Nonsense. Polls don't show any increases in antisemitism. Think about what groups are telling you these things and what their incentives are.
@Drucifer00115 жыл бұрын
I don't think this was appreciated as much 8 years ago as it is today. This is so based
@sirnoisyboy1175 жыл бұрын
Hello based department.
@AngryRamboShow5 жыл бұрын
Rapestein grabbled a lot of children.
@ddebenedictis5 жыл бұрын
Well, eight years ago somebody snuck into my home and lit my curtains on fire, so...
@ilevxhd80665 жыл бұрын
Brutus Bear Check out the little caesars hand rubbing commercial
@illegalaryan84005 жыл бұрын
Imperial Way are you a fellow Nicker?
@johnpontes8124 жыл бұрын
The Blabbler is literally the Grabblers wife hahaha
@matthewmorrisdon69063 жыл бұрын
She does not look Japanese. 😁
@trla65053 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmorrisdon6906 is that who she was supposed to refers? I get the jews, but the other one pass my minf
@FiggsNeughton3 жыл бұрын
@@trla6505 No it's the female Grabbler, she's always the biggest loud mouth in the office and often goes into journalism.
@b.lonewolf4173 жыл бұрын
It's the "nasal voices" part!
@THEE_Kisywisy5 ай бұрын
"Exercise on Friday after sunset, when stress has its guard down " 😂😂😂
@DarthDimmadome3 жыл бұрын
“They’re always lurking like rats” 😂
@hadid10929 ай бұрын
"They're alway lurking like rats" Holy SHIT
@BigKnecht9 ай бұрын
They just caught them crawling in tunnels in NY
@maskofthedragon9 ай бұрын
Good thing we got that on tape now!
@seams41869 ай бұрын
They knew
@Lesquille7 ай бұрын
The rats can't deny it any longer.@@maskofthedragon
@deathtoraiden20803 жыл бұрын
The balls and talent of the people in this show... No wonder they never got the credit and success they deserved
@MisterHoodrich89 Жыл бұрын
have you ever watched the "Porkin Across America" miniseries with the male anchor of this fake news show? it's both one of the funniest and one of the most unsettling things I've ever watched
@Merry_McMayhem Жыл бұрын
I watched this as a kid. I thought this was genuinely solid life advice and had absolutely no clue this was referencing jewish people
@xX54MXx1 Жыл бұрын
It is
@thricemindblown7883 Жыл бұрын
Ha.
@thricemindblown7883 Жыл бұрын
@@xX54MXx1 Go back to Russia.
@redsimonyt Жыл бұрын
It is solid life advice.
@thricemindblown7883 Жыл бұрын
@@redsimonyt If you want to take Hitler's word for it. How did that advice work out for Hitler?
@Vyrtus_5 жыл бұрын
Just noticed the authors name is Christine representing Christians. Nice subtle detail.
@engineeredaccess60265 жыл бұрын
More likely to be some sort of humliation ritual or psyop than an actual Christian, sticking up for gentiles.
@jedinxf73 жыл бұрын
this was recommended to me directly under a story about Bibi Netanyahu, Israel, Hamas, and Gaza. the algorithm is becoming self aware.
@dannygjk3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is self aware in a primitive sense. Every account is trained by whoever uses it because it is a neural net system.
@jedinxf7Күн бұрын
...and it's back!
@randomperson69883 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the final solution to the Grabler question
@Leon-b5g3j5 ай бұрын
The grabbler cries out in pain as it strikes you
@WhiteLivesMattercom8 жыл бұрын
The sole purpose of non-Grabblers is to serve Grabblers. Non-Grabblers have no place in the world - only to serve the people of Grabrael.
@MrDessirius6 жыл бұрын
WhiteLivesMatter.com white lives don't matter
@mariussielcken6 жыл бұрын
@@MrDessirius awww that's mean! You're a meanie!
@YouRSmalltime5 жыл бұрын
@Karl Marxsteingoldberg-Kikenschmitt buckaroo banzai style. Lock them in an interdimensional prison from which there is no escape.
@absolutebollocks22585 жыл бұрын
Was that a quote by Mr Grabbleberg Grabblestein? A man with protruding pubic horns concealed at the point of extrusion by a comically small head covering?
@staywhite63325 жыл бұрын
That is indeed what the imposter mongrels declare.
@unconscious72195 жыл бұрын
Grabbler cries out as they strikes you.
@frozenrabbit56415 ай бұрын
Soo now that Grabbler bought The Onion will this video be blown away in the wind?
@kourii2 жыл бұрын
'Exercise On Friday After Sunset, When Stress Has Its Guard Down' You gotta love the Onion
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
The Comments section be like: this, but unironically.
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
@Jagar Tharn Get off my lawn, you punk!
@cutecommie4 жыл бұрын
Nazis don't understand satire.
@lotsaspaghettimamaluigi4 жыл бұрын
@@cutecommie found the commie
@songbird74504 жыл бұрын
I was like: "Haha, the comments are hilarious, everyone's in on the joke and making fun of Jewish stereotypes... haha... Oh ok that humor is very meta.. Oh haha it's getting edgy... oh I... I hadn't heard this stereotype before... wait this is really edgy... like REALLY edgy... wait are they serious? Oh they are serious."
@landzhark38234 жыл бұрын
@@songbird7450 Yes.
@Gehirnesser10 жыл бұрын
The moment when Onion is more serious than actually news
@DarrenSemotiuk6 жыл бұрын
EVEN MORE SO in 2018.
@cowcow38305 жыл бұрын
@@i_am_not_exp2414 It's not really making fun of antisemitism, but it is just a joke.
@cowcow38305 жыл бұрын
@@i_am_not_exp2414 No.
@badgerattoadhall5 жыл бұрын
The grabblers do own the news after all.
@sewme78615 жыл бұрын
@Bek'ahow are they making fun of us by stating something that is obvious and that we also say? youre such an idiot, you probably watch big bang theory
@StainsStainsStains Жыл бұрын
"he invented interest rates like the ones on your credit cards" Im literally ded
@clownphabetstrongwoman73055 жыл бұрын
I thought Onion does satire.
@germaxicus66705 жыл бұрын
They've been dropping truth bombs all along
@jerrybear30815 жыл бұрын
"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society."