Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day

The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.

[@Pizzachu1]

"STAKES RISING AS MORE POTENTIAL VICTIMS ARE BORN EACH YEAR"

[@krishnadevkoloth]

Your comment is still relevant

[@as72333]

@@krishnadevkoloth this is not a comment just copy paste of the headline shown in the video

[@Jake-nq8kp]

Wow. A 10 year old comment.

[@herbertalves8045]

@@Jake-nq8kp you mean, a 3650 day old comment

[@kelvinpang438]

@@herbertalves8045 *3653

[@Harishimomo]

10 years later still relevant

[@baburao87]

That's the tragedy of it. It most likely be relevant 10 years from now as well.

[@HypermarketCommodity]

Best summary there is

[@microRiZu]

@@baburao87 Indeed lol

[@phos4680]

@@baburao87 been relevant since seperation

[@theblancmange1265]

Only a few days until India becomes a superpower and wins.

[@mrniceguy7168]

I legit spit out my food when he suggested shifting tectonic plates as the peaceful solution

[@kingspammernerd]

@Ezio Auditore Unless we invade Pakistan. After all, they are home to a number of terrorist groups, many of whom are responsible for attacking us from the northwest and being a PITA in general.

[@OwO-de4pl]

@@kingspammernerd wow.. you seriously dont get it

[@user-lf8qu9un8y]

@@kingspammernerd And have you considered a peaceful solution?

[@phoenix4977]

@Mansoor Ahmed Yeah about that, if you chaps stopped wasting our tax payer money by blowing up extremely valuable planes to shoot down shitty planes that cost significantly less it would be appreciated and for all that is holy on God's green earth, are you a nutjob? WHO IN THE WORLD BRAGS ABOUT DOWNING A MiG WHILST LOSING AN F-16?! Does the little nut that you call a brain even understand the sheer difference between those planes? Once again, STOP. WASTING. OUR. AID.

[@phoenix4977]

@@mickterror-hp4xx ...I am not Indian.

[@athingwhichexists]

2020: Pakistan gets jealous as India begins having standoff with China

[@TathD]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@ShivanshTiwari]

lol

[@ShinigamiInuyasha777]

"I loved you India, you were my enemy. But now, you've become just another Tibet"

[@Ahmed-ii7up]

Hahaahwhah

[@Ahmed-ii7up]

India is cheating on Pakistan

[@johnmeltineau5559]

In 5 billion years, the Sun will become a red giant and consume all the planets, so that should solve the issue

[@roddydykes7053]

Vitaliy Markov lol!

[@J7Handle]

Unfortunately, not all the planets. India and Pakistan will move their borders to Mars which won't be consumed and all the gods help us if they still share a border at that point. We may see India and Pakistan remain in this conflict for the next trillion years at this rate.

[@0Clewi0]

Actually it will only consume mercury and venus, but the heat will evaporate all water in earth

[@ummmhelp]

Don't worry it won't take that long give it about 100 years when america collapses and they decide to nuke e everyone else before collapsing.

[@hmk1635]

@@0Clewi0 Then India and Pakistan will have a larger land border. Escalating the conflict.

[@xanderlowe1543]

"Mostly by growing old and dying, Andria." That line took me off guard laughing.

[@NikeaTiber]

Solid freaking gold, I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard.

[@cipher1579]

read this comment exactly when he said that

[@neil532gamingneil532gaming]

Same

[@davidec.4021]

Same lmao was looking for this comment

[@rodger3352]

Xddddddd

[@ShiftyGeeza]

"Warheads could be launched at any moment if they have not rusted"

[@arhumzia6360]

Pov: they are not rusted

[@Lucas_Simoni]

We gotta use 'em cos it will expire soon. What a waste of a perfectly good nuclear arsenal, what a shame to waste billions if not trillions if taxpayer dollars, letting it expire and have to dump it all over the ocean all of that perfectly fine highly concentrated radioactive isotopes.

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

They'll just replace them with new ones lol

[@PanzerMan332]

"A paramedic happened to be nearby who treated me, she later became my wife, we now have two beautiful children". Weirdly heartwarming.

[@Superbl0bby]

Panzer Man I love how he says that in such a news reporter-y voice

[@crab_computer]

they fucked

[@skeetrix5577]

@@crab_computer nah, really?

[@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708]

Don't know why I read that "paramedic" as "pandemic".

[@aakarshasoka6335]

@@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708 Its getting to all of us, friend.

[@undertyped1]

How dare you make light of this subject onion. My grandfather died in that conflict! He was only 95 years old! and died from a heart attack.

[@dannypang5348]

haahhahahaha

[@elijahaha2497]

Bruh you probably laugh at every other video they make where they poke fun at serious issues. It’s just comedy. It’s all fun and games until they make fun of a subject you actually care about

[@DG_SA]

@@elijahaha2497 you mad?

[@elijahaha2497]

David González nah man. It’s chill up in here

[@elijahaha2497]

David González I swear officer I don’t have any narcotics

[@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail]

Over a decade later, sitting in India in 2020 and the onion is still relevant as ever. Infact if they made another report then I'd be only interested to know wheater the reporter's kids went to college or not.

[@maazkalim]

They sure will be - or the US of A would make sure "there'll be heck to pay"!

[@himanshusingh5214]

They are in huge student debt now.

[@wolfpack444]

They joined the military and are now at the border. They get to see their daddy from time to time. So that's nice ...

[@WheelOfThought]

If it was a Guy surely did. If it was a girl probably got shot in the head. 🙄 If survived *nOBEL cONfirMED*

[@sailaab]

BIBHASH MANDAL... mahahalala

[@chrisahearn789]

11680 divided into years equals 32 years 32 years from 2008 would have been 1976, around the same time India first tested nukes and Pakistan started developing their own. The chronological accuracy makes it all the funnier, despite them flubbing a bit when it came to the amount of time between Indian independence and when the video was first uploaded

[@martinhawes5647]

Probably because the videos were not on KZbin originally

[@annoyedcat2602]

1974 to be accurate . India tested it's first nuke.

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

Bush was president from 89-93 they are clearly doing American maths

[@NoHomerS]

Thank you for the extra context.

[@mudassirkamal5289]

Wow! I am pretty sure the onion has a time machine. These videos are aging like fine wine.

[@manoxgarg]

Dil ki baat keh diya bhai 🤣 Truly aging like fine wine 🍷

[@seankrkovich2869]

As they have been decades before the onion made the video

[@otakuhunter4817]

kinda No..The previous decade and a half have a much peaceful track record than 70s - early 2k's

[@BeatleSoph]

"how are they coping?" "mostly by growing old and dying" *loool*

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

looool

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

@@SiisKolkytEuroo This comment was from 11 years ago and so was tha video. The people are still coping the same way.

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

@@arjunsatheesh7609 I know...

[@venjazzthehuman3967]

Is the person who made the comment 11 years ago still alive?

[@BeatleSoph]

@@venjazzthehuman3967 I'm immortal!

[@ChrisMarx]

Their delivery is funny, but nothing they said was incorrect. Does that still make it a joke?

[@xl000]

@@jacksonpatrick2303 I learned that Bangladesh was " the eastern provincial wing of Pakistan between 1955 and 1971" acc to Wikipedia. So they had a remote territory or something ?

[@coolthief8375]

xl Yes

[@TheBirdThatWhistles]

It's satire

[@bullseye6969]

Its true to many extents.

[@Arcaryon]

That makes it political satire.

[@ayushjain8265]

As an Indian I can confirm, Tectical Diplomacy is the only diplomacy that work between India and Pakistan.

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

I thought it was attrition diplomacy?

[@rum-ham]

Tectical Diplomacy 😂 Underrated comment.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Testicular diplomacy

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

This new form of diplomacy could have tectonic effects, magnitudes more effective than current diplomatic methods

[@mysticfidah1563]

Jainwin

[@thejumperkin]

"Mostly by growing old and dying, Andrea" I'm dying here...

[@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God]

So are they.

[@benzehunteer7411]

How else would citizens respond, clearly it is the most logical action.

[@panhandlesomen]

Hopefully not from old age

[@osheridan]

Thank you for your peacekeeping efforts

[@JustinHill47]

"Stakes rising as more potential victims are born each year" Indeed.

[@kushalve]

?

[@orbeez444]

holy shit 11 years ago

[@abcxyz-]

Are you still alive?

[@tacticalcheeks4257]

@Justin Hill Hey man how are you

[@eJohndoe]

@@abcxyz- He's not with us anymore man. I'm his friend.

[@rafsanAhmed93]

East Pakistan tried to intervene but that afford turn volatile and east pakistan become Bangladesh next day. 😂😂😂😂

[@leaveme3559]

India smiles

[@yeal_takian]

And also why on earth they showed the wrong map of India - and completely obliterating Bangladesh from the map? I mean what IS THIS ?

[@yeal_takian]

@Arid Probably you are right An average American (The intended viewers of this video) or in fact anyone wouldn't care less for a map to be drawn perfectly. Whatever, you are right, it does not matter,

[@shahedhossainimran]

@@yeal_takian I mean, they probably didn't include Bangladesh to add to the comedy.

[@Lonestar10443]

@@yeal_takian Probably they were assuming that Bangladesh also wants to move away from pakistan. That's why. 😂😂😂 just kidding.

[@efilwv1635]

This is funny because I remember hearing a radio broadcast at a friends house about Pakistan and India getting nukes back in 1998. I raced my bike home thinking “it’s happening”. Turned on the news and saw nothing. Been 23 years now and still waiting.

[@efilwv1635]

@Nectar Krsn Cuz I heard a tail end of a news cast that made me think nuclear war was about to commence 😂

[@smrutismarak9503]

😂shouldn't hold too much hope for a nuclear war. It's actually not big possibility that it will occur. Since, under the nuclear umbrella you can fight a fairly significant limited war.

[@Diego-zz1df]

You with a stick, poking at two nations with nuclear arsenals: "C'mon, do something"

[@blackatom4957]

It's not happening because India has no first use policy, so it gives Pakistan a sigh of relief that India will not be the first to attack it with nuclear weapons. The day India removes this policy, chances of a nuclear war happening will increase tremendously.

[@Gre3k]

@@blackatom4957 India should remove it them 🤣

[@satyadevbadireddi382]

"We understand East Pakistan has tried to intervene..." "That's what our sources are telling us but unfortunately we received word that that effort failed when the nation became bangladesh"

[@landshark000068]

0:39 Suicidal man on roof in downtown Chicago plans to aim for parked Mercedes. The news ticker is always great on ONN.

[@kingchicken8232]

"News from Iraq: four marines delayed by roadside bar"

[@mogwaifan7094]

Cost benefit analysis shows it wouldn't pay to protect earth from an asteroid

[@untitled8450]

funniest part of the whole thing

[@Thanasis_Koligliatis]

@@mogwaifan7094 At 1:31

[@Thanasis_Koligliatis]

@@kingchicken8232 At 1:43

[@awabqureshi814]

I can testify as a pakistani that this totally occurred.

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

As a kekistani we are with you friend!

[@umaersharief]

@@MKULTRA_Victim_ shadilay my brother from punjab pakistan. we are truly oppressed. May we rise to the glory.

[@johngage4042]

Johan Jacobs that’s rather problematic language you’re using. You’re #cancelled now nazi

[@asnowballinhell]

@Johan Jacobs I'm mostly baffled by the Europeans who want to breed with them.

[@Blade.5786]

As a Bangladeshi I can also confirm that our people were scared of the harmful effects of nuclear war on the nation.

[@xl000]

The amount of content they packed in 2 minutes 30 seconds is incredible.

[@ICantSplel]

Layered comedy. Like an onion.

[@somecanadian7049]

See you in 5 more years when you find this on your recommended page.

[@egregius9314]

Alright, till then!

[@anunaysharma2718]

How is life after 7 months?

[@somecanadian7049]

@@anunaysharma2718 pretty good, you?

[@anunaysharma2718]

@@somecanadian7049 I'm fine too

[@arc8244]

@@anunaysharma2718 a week has also passed see you again

[@royalspin]

I thought the Indian continent is actually plunging into and not away from the Eurasian continent ? So much for any possibility of peace .

[@StrangeQuark]

they're invading asia

[@thechosenone1533]

It won't make a difference as Pakistan is part of the Indian subcontinent.But atleast we will get away from China,so it won't be totally useless.

[@tintin5428]

@@thechosenone1533 KASHMIR FOR THE TAKING!

[@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail]

@@tintin5428 Well Kashmir is already a pie chart so....

[@vishists721]

It's actually merging together and Himalayas are getting higher.

[@primeroyal7434]

0:32 "East Pakistan tried to intervene" as a Bangladeshi, this makes me laugh.

[@niharikamenon-iz8xu]

East Pakistanis*

[@mverick5444]

​@@niharikamenon-iz8xu dravida Nadu

[@mverick5444]

@Reaver_ 7 aap peshawari chai piyo bas

[@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448]

I miss the onion. Their dedication to satire is still unparalleled

[@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448]

@@mihir1181 all their posts are several years old now :( for the fiction we have to tune into cnn and fox news now

[@erwannthietart3602]

@@mihir1181 money makes stuff, satire brings less money these days, because news network aspre usually a endless money pit made for "propaganda" (look manipulating popular opinion has been a thing since forever its just less extreme and more subtle) of all kind. The onion doesnt bring in that many investors

[@ezrakim1323]

they still make blog on their website.

[@riyak.7393]

They're still on Tumblr & their website

[@tejasaditya551]

​@@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448😂😂

[@kumarshubham1198]

"If a resolution is not reached within 800 billion years the borders may separate, ending this conflict without bloodshed" "Okay Dan we'll all be watching to see if that happens"

[@sixstringlove8242]

I am holding out hope the continental shift will separate the two countries. I will be paying close attention to the ever widening gap...

[@neerkoli]

Pakistan is also part of the plate.

[@Blade.5786]

@@neerkoli That's part of the joke,right?

[@pulpyfruits1384]

Yah that should happen.

[@vpsn99]

Mostly by growing old and dying!!!! Horrifically true.

[@nemezizthedestroyer5237]

@Indian Atheist not for long

[@_kartik_chauhan]

R u alive

[@akhilalot]

We had internet 9 years ago?!

[@debrajdas4527]

Political satire at its best. This is almost poetic. Whoever wrote this, congrats.

[@davidjohnson5635]

Maybe the Onion does not post anymore because they have covered every imaginable combination of events.

[@AquaticBlaze]

they do post new stuff but they just compile their new video ideas into a podcast

[@shankysays]

Surely the tectonic plate will move before this standoff ends. 😂 Still relevant in 2019.

[@binayakthakur5122]

2020

[@shahidben]

2021

[@aniruddhrao3489]

Relevant in march 2021

[@abhishekdas8313]

Attendance for 2022!

[@detrik01]

2022

[@lollalot]

"3560 hours later and the tension is still rising Andrea, I have been here now for 10 years, my wife and kids have left me and I'm borderline insane but it appears that tensions, are, still, rising. Back to you Andrea" "Thank you Dan. Later in the news, Brad and Angelina adopt their 57th baby..."

[@user-lj8qf1uj1h]

its 2021 still accurate

[@leaderbad1548]

Wow it's indeed 10 years later now, and tension is still rising

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@user-lj8qf1uj1h uP

[@abcxyz-]

Are you still alive?

[@taasinbinhossainalvi9173]

Bangladesh as an independent nation approves this message

[@130vaibhavrathi3]

So you are coming with us after 800 million years

[@arnabghosh4638]

@@130vaibhavrathi3 no no we'll keep watching from the sidelines remaining neutral. You never know which side the balance may swing

[@p_HoE_niX]

@@arnabghosh4638 Just pay some attention to the map used in the video, you'll understand what vaibhav said.

[@arnabghosh4638]

@@p_HoE_niX ah yes the time when bangladesh just ceased to exist from the map. thanks bro

[@itismethatguy]

As a Pakistani i can say sorry if you feel that we were like the British.

[@ayaan5540]

I love how accurate and yet hilariously satirical The Onion can be, without being outright offensive or pretentious. This is some quality comedy right here!

[@Heat3YT2]

“Andrea” is so good as an anchor. She has the cadence, facial expressions and head nods down.

[@acebalistic1358]

Want to be depressed? Odds are several people in this comment section are now dead

[@UltraGamma25]

=(

[@Purple-ey2ou]

NOOOO 😭😭

[@skaldro]

Oh God 😭

[@nemezizthedestroyer5237]

Good

[@Omar_05]

I’m one of them

[@dirtydan9785]

Wifi signal: **goes down one bar** Video quality: [thumbnail]

[@maazkalim]

Uh-huh?

[@franklesser5655]

Actually India is shifting north, as it has been for millions of years. This northward movement is what has been forming the Himalayan mountain range.

[@youruncle8364]

Yes true but looking at the two countries fight, even the tectonic plates decided to seprate them

[@mtarkes]

Himalayas are India's Great Wall against China.

[@Shivam-kz2dg]

@@mtarkes and cold wind currents too

[@thewatcher8368]

The tension has been unbearable as it has been for several decades, yet another decade has passed and still the tension is unbearable.. Thanks onion for honest reporting...

[@LyricalWax]

"How are they coping?" "Mostly by growing old and dying", I burst out laughing at that point. And I think she's the best anchor, I just love her straight face.

[@adamlam9600]

"Danger has worsened since industrialization of both nations" this line is just genius for so many goddamn reasons, peak Onion was amazing

[@JESTER-97]

Eventually we'll get tired of war like the Europeans did

[@speedbird1598]

@Ganga Din The country where people are killed for eating beef has no right to talk about violence

[@Sara3346]

@Ganga Din So reports of thugs attacking beef eaters are all just fabrications then?

[@danyal3552]

@Ganga Din Dude your knowledge is so cheap, why not just copy paste from an islamophobic website :(

[@rohanmalhotra4256]

we're not tired Pakistan gets bankrupted

[@rohanmalhotra4256]

@@Sara3346 if that is from CNN or BBC or NDTV, yeah thats fabricated.

[@zakkilhoffer]

"How are people over there dealing with the conflict?" "Mostly by growing old and dying."

[@orbeez444]

11 years ago man

[@jayantsingh3078]

14 years passed still your comments have no answer. Indian subcontinent is as big as European continent. Some part feel cold and other part feel hot or meet rain .

[@DoctorT144]

"Mostly by growing old and dying, Andrea." "...she later became my wife; we now have two beautiful children." Man, this is intense! I will definitely be on the edge of my seat for the next 8 billion years!

[@03019a]

Are you still on the edge of your seat?

[@rahimirahim1107]

Howard Leung lmao 😂

[@KikogamerJ2]

@@03019a he is but is now decomposing and could move a little

[@abcxyz-]

Are you still alive?

[@KhanBostan]

As a Pakistani I laughed really hard at this 😂😂😂

[@Gre3k]

As an Indian i am laughing really hard at pakistan's condition today Imraand khan is truly a RAA agent 🤣

[@AbdusSalam-ll1yp]

​@@Gre3k there we go again

[@uditabhattacharya2824]

@@AbdusSalam-ll1yp hahaha if there's no ind-pak comments war where's the fun?

[@akshitbeniwal5400]

@@uditabhattacharya2824 HE DON'T UNDERSTAND 😂😂

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

​@@Gre3koh boy

[@thepriestofvaranasi]

This video will eventually blow up because it randomly pops in everyone's recommend. Also I expect a new standoff in the comments section.

[@usuallydead]

This video just turned 10.

[@xl000]

also, most of people commenting at the time it was released are mostly dead or in prison

[@slyseal2091]

Today, on the 31st December 2019 this conflict has been raging on for 15810 days - or 43 and 1/3 of a year. statistically, every person that was adult in India/Pakistan when this conflict started has died by now.

[@walnut9472]

12 now

[@yourmom8926]

12 now

[@orbeez444]

12 now

[@jordanthecat]

There is so much material in these Onion videos that you really need to watch them twice- the second time for the news ticker at the bottom of the screen.

[@somethingelse9228]

@Indian Atheist Hi

[@simbachvazo6530]

Coming to you from today when India "accidentally fired a missile into Pakistan"

[@mriya4345]

The sound of urgency in their voices , perfectly reflects today's mass media news.

[@arcblooper2699]

Damn youtube recommendations timely af

[@Renegen1]

"Cost benefit analysis rules out saving the Earth from asteroid" Lol..

[@asheep7797]

17,383 days since the standoff began, things are still as heated as it has always been!

[@chandrakantsahu25]

Reverse continental Plate Shifting is the great solution 😂😂

[@jdg48439]

The number of days, all of the presidents, the scrolling text. LOVE the Onion. This is genous again.

[@zoewells3160]

33kaus holokaust 0:46

[@TamaHAHA]

"mostly by growing old and dying andrea" greatest line ever. period

[@breadandchampagne7176]

Period of 12 years

[@mho...]

Over 5110Days Later, nothing is resolved & everyone still is still anxiously waiting for *something* to happen!

[@static7815]

Pak is a failed state and cant compete with us now. Our rivalry is with china now

[@siddharthakvr5154]

This just goes to show the wilful ignorance the west has for the situation in India right now? Nothing has changed, really? Do some research man

[@jtipale]

12 years and this still doesn't stop being funny!

[@hanspetrov4343]

15 years has passed, video still relevant

[@subbinbacktoallsubbs5272]

only 799,999,999,984 more years until peace😅

[@AbolishTheInternet]

Just got the news notifcation that it has entered day 17,189... I never expected it to get this bad

[@a_rush]

The most unrealistic part of this video is the journalist not staring at the camera blankly and awkwardly nodding for 8.9 seconds after being asked the questions

[@rexmundi3108]

The number of people who have died during this conflict is staggering.

[@IPFreelly604]

India is now a Super-power they will outgrow Pakistan, only a matter of time.

[@mohsinchheena430]

@@IPFreelly604 Bruh, what are you on about

[@ruinnaimperii4686]

Kvass You high bruh ?

[@akshanshchoudhary7397]

@@IPFreelly604 Super-power? My ass!

[@Tompsie]

India Superpower 2020 is a meme dumbasses

[@kuralovien5524]

The only thing the world countries need to be worried about Pakistan - India border issue is that if the war does start, how many Pakistani soldiers are gonna surrender and how fast they're gonna surrender 😂

[@cyberverse9141]

Muslims will rule North India once again son 😉 🇵🇰 800 years

[@kuralovien5524]

@@cyberverse9141 forget north, muslims can't even rule their own country and have let US rule it for them in the middle east 😂.

[@heatengine9283]

@@cyberverse9141 It is more likely that your children will convert out of Islam. Win win for everyone involved.

[@oo7posam581]

​@@cyberverse9141 😂First take care Of your nation... Give Atta to your citizens

[@cyberverse9141]

@@oo7posam581 atta tamatar 😂 only points endians can use 😂

[@Myrea_Rend]

1:50 "News from Iraq: Four Marines delayed by roadside bar" XD

[@arcxnephysic3879]

Hey are you still alive?

[@Myrea_Rend]

no

[@hellocreep8986]

@@Myrea_Rend 😂😂

[@es0strefis]

Thanks for recommending it AFTER 12 YEARS.

[@wademedlin6831]

Keep up the good work Dan!

[@justanotherupscaspirant8837]

"Shifting of the tectonic plates is a potentially viable solution" Pak: but...um... we're also part of the Indo-Australian plate. You know that right? India:......shit

[@lazylillies1438]

Damn this was uploaded when Obama was campaigning against Hillary. This was uploaded when I was still hopeful about life

[@maazkalim]

Well.. He campaigned against many, many, many things and took a sharp U-turn( need I define it?)! On the scales of morality and fair justice, *the biggest one would be:* Bringing the CIA personnel who kidnapped and then "enhance-interrogated" the "T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T-S"( read SUSPECTS, in least-biased phraseology) on an international territory - aka EXTRAJUDICIALLY( also in a least-biased wording).

[@eft1978]

Man, 2020 and this is still the most accurate and relevant journalism

[@chandru9133]

If you're watching this on 30th June 2040, then it's exactly 11, 680 days from the date of it's upload...

[@hyperplane69]

They did the math

[@paerarru]

One of those The Onion episodes that doesn't have to make anything up, but simply satirize what's actually a very real yet nonetheless very ridiculous situation.

[@mykola4]

2019 were all on the edge of our seats as situation still remains unresolved entering its 73rd year.

[@johnosborne1873]

The Onion was PERFECT

[@jfu5222]

I remember when the St.Paul Pioneer Press "newspaper" bought the Onion and immediately took it out of print. I'm just glad it survives online. I have some old articles that I cut out, including the headline "Snackistan Breaks Off Chiplomatic Relations With Frito-Laysia", classic stuff! Fuckin Pioneer Press isn't fit for wrapping fish.

[@shivamchandrawat5511]

After 12 years KZbin wants to start tensions again 😂

[@kunalgulyani2129]

As an Indian I fail to see where's the satire

[@michaeldriggers7681]

11 years later, just crossed the 15,000 day mark.

[@mugdhaa1010]

I'm in India. I'm 19, but I'm just growing old and dying while waiting for this conflict to end.

[@mugdhaa1010]

@You have failed yes

[@sharknado523]

We need an update on this video. Anyone watching in 2020?

[@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583]

Yes

[@oldgods914]

Update is New player China joined the conflict. Pakistan Is funding militants In kashmir, whereas china and india are undergoing conflict over Territory of ladkh and Arunanchal pradesh.

[@walnut9472]

Yes

[@rickastleyrule3497]

I love how it says wagah, India

[@guptaprakhar990]

Omg I got this recommended after 12 years and it’s still relevant

[@Paulkuriansunny]

"Hey" "Look at us" "Who would have thought" "Not me"

[@rafiulhaque2838]

-how are civilians coping with the situation -mostly by growing old and dying

[@sunilKumar-sy9pm]

Year 2050: let me check. Yep still the same.

[@abdullahabdulaziz]

It's been 11 year and this is still relevant the stand out never ended

[@blacklight4720]

"By growing old and dying" I didn't see this one coming!

[@karanvarma4843]

This is such an insane parody of modern Indian media 😂

[@zzamzza]

Wow, is this news from The Onion without a million views?

[@wallacebrowning7151]

Got this on my recommended today! How fitting

[@AakashKumar-gl2fk]

I was offended when I saw this video for the first time few years ago recommended randomly. After watching other videos of onion this week, this got recommended again, i enjoyed it this time.

[@7H07sAndH03s]

14 years later, still relevant.

[@siddharthakvr5154]

No

[@Zephas99]

I like their earlier stuff. And it's always fun to read the people who think this is real.

[@pierce4026]

This video was released 5,113 days ago so we’re actually halfway there

[@babyyoda4052]

My favorite part was when they listed all the presidents

[@yashwardhanjohri4549]

"how are the people there cooping with the situation?" "Mostly by growing old and dying"💀💀💀

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

This is probably the best satire so I sen of Onion yet. Everything they said is true yet that is what is so funny. Nothing have changed for decades but because the tension is ever present, it consistently gets hyped by the media.

[@qbasic16]

12 years after this report, I'm getting more and more nervous about a possible escalation 😰

[@NeptunesLagoon]

actually India is still headed North.... like 6 inches per year or something....

[@isaacbruner65]

Pakistan is mostly part of the Indian subcontinent

[@yuritardid7761]

"But if you close your eyes" (South India disappears) "Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all"

[@NeptunesLagoon]

@@yuritardid7761 in the south, yes...

[@RP4409]

800 BILLLION YEARS...LOL