Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

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The Onion

The Onion

Күн бұрын

In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for ten years before finally murdering her.

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@Yorosero
@Yorosero 14 жыл бұрын
"The child was stored in a room" I like how they construed the simple act of placing a baby in a room in the most evil sense.
@ScotchTapeMafia
@ScotchTapeMafia 3 жыл бұрын
“Steps away from the sex dungeon” lmao
@royisabau5
@royisabau5 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiedoesstuff4877 your mom is old
@tubwaiyan6776
@tubwaiyan6776 3 жыл бұрын
@@royisabau5 tru I am his mom
@royisabau5
@royisabau5 3 жыл бұрын
@Darkphoton is it though? Is onion the media?
@lotrlmao1648
@lotrlmao1648 3 жыл бұрын
@@royisabau5 it is a sarcasm to some media who tried to twist the opinion on certain fact. Something like "Police brutally surpress peaceful protester"
@cammameil
@cammameil 10 жыл бұрын
Sometimes... they watched TV...
@osasmith1240
@osasmith1240 7 жыл бұрын
cammameil oh no, not the TV!
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 жыл бұрын
Then John would drag her upstair and into his sex dungeon... A dungeon upstairs? Im dead
@buster3698
@buster3698 6 жыл бұрын
Then after he would sleep in the same bed as her after he raped her.
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 5 жыл бұрын
Guys, guys.. Hold up. They watched TV?!
@lamichael8659
@lamichael8659 4 жыл бұрын
I am not going to sleep ain't i?
@ozwilliam4987
@ozwilliam4987 2 жыл бұрын
Just found out that he stored his KNIFE COLLECTION IN A DRAWER, STEPS AWAY FROM WHERE SHE PREPARED FOOD. What a sicko.
@ddjr2000
@ddjr2000 2 жыл бұрын
This is satire lpl
@ddjr2000
@ddjr2000 2 жыл бұрын
Lol*
@xflare2724
@xflare2724 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddjr2000 no fucking shit Sherlock
@ozwilliam4987
@ozwilliam4987 2 жыл бұрын
@Deadpoppin jerma
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 2 жыл бұрын
@@ozwilliam4987 zerking off
@Blueboy0316
@Blueboy0316 4 жыл бұрын
Never thought you could make average life sound so threatening.
@lemonbot4906
@lemonbot4906 3 жыл бұрын
And *kinky*
@KuatoLives99
@KuatoLives99 3 жыл бұрын
sometimes they would watch tv
@iloveplumpgrannies174
@iloveplumpgrannies174 3 жыл бұрын
The power of mainstream media. You can make an innocent person evil and vice versa.
@Ron.S.
@Ron.S. 3 жыл бұрын
But it is. Get a divorce a you’ll find out yourself. Six years in prison? That’s nothing
@MelvinJ64
@MelvinJ64 2 жыл бұрын
@@iloveplumpgrannies174 That's what they are currently doing to people refusing to inject the "vaccine".
@Dudex58
@Dudex58 10 жыл бұрын
Actually it shows how the news makes a person look guilty without substantial evidence and then edits it to look that way.
@LAnonHubbard
@LAnonHubbard 4 жыл бұрын
@UltimateGeek That's the same number I was thinking.
@lordbuss
@lordbuss 4 жыл бұрын
@Donald Piniach The problem is not lack of evidence, but making things that are not evidence look like evidence.
@TheNoiseySpectator
@TheNoiseySpectator 4 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed that after six years, this comment only has seven hundred and seventy-something 👍s!
@Kilo_Alpha_Delta
@Kilo_Alpha_Delta 4 жыл бұрын
@Donald Piniach I like how you slid in the college rapists at the end. Trying to excuse some past behavior, eh?
@oopdi
@oopdi 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Piniach all these things were facts, it’s just, with wording and diction, they can make anyone seem like a monster
@himikotoga1733
@himikotoga1733 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes John would flex his power over her demanding she tell him about her day as well.
@austinsftw
@austinsftw 5 жыл бұрын
Himiko Toga 😂😭
@brandonkim8423
@brandonkim8423 5 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down while watching the video and read this at the exact same time and pace as the narrator and it tripped me out
@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738
@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738 5 жыл бұрын
Himiko Toga yep ... we all watched the same video
@carl8752
@carl8752 4 жыл бұрын
What a fiend
@Yetipfote
@Yetipfote 4 жыл бұрын
What a monster!! :(((
@aboulabs
@aboulabs 7 жыл бұрын
" sometimes I heard the radio" "to cover up the scream" 😂
@caleb-ct5vi
@caleb-ct5vi 6 жыл бұрын
Rumors are 50s hip hop was playing.
@userequaltoNull
@userequaltoNull 6 жыл бұрын
Ronald Brump wtf 50's hip hop?
@caleb-ct5vi
@caleb-ct5vi 6 жыл бұрын
User.equalto Yeah 50's hip hop. Went to Church with family, sat in the front row with my brother Stanley. You know the wholesome family kind of hip hop.
@destroyer2496
@destroyer2496 5 жыл бұрын
I choked on my spit when I heard it
@nova-co3bp
@nova-co3bp 4 жыл бұрын
ing
@alexsmith5606
@alexsmith5606 7 жыл бұрын
it's messed up. i cant believe people like this exist. sick
@frank_west.
@frank_west. 6 жыл бұрын
alex smith you really missed the point, didn't you?
@frank_west.
@frank_west. 6 жыл бұрын
Bob i actually did 😎😎
@mikeoxsmal8022
@mikeoxsmal8022 6 жыл бұрын
alex smith they watched TV so horrible l
@windowsmizu416
@windowsmizu416 5 жыл бұрын
Seagull you really missed the point, didn't you?
@raptin1595
@raptin1595 5 жыл бұрын
Someone bit the onion
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk 12 жыл бұрын
Also, according to reliable sources, his wife smuggled the child into the country inside her. Entire family is disgusting.
@siyacer
@siyacer 3 жыл бұрын
Horrible!
@joeharris4119
@joeharris4119 3 жыл бұрын
334 likes I had to change it
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeharris4119 Stop fucking my legacy likes from olden times
@joeharris4119
@joeharris4119 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArtypNk what?
@moriley7615
@moriley7615 2 жыл бұрын
Nice landing
@Pauly421
@Pauly421 12 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke and it is pretty funny, but damn some of the onion's writers are sick as fuck.
@adchrisrob
@adchrisrob 6 жыл бұрын
The ending honestly made me kind of sad lmao. Like what a way to lose your spouse
@FirestormDDash
@FirestormDDash 4 жыл бұрын
Just wait till you ready their furry fanfics
@possiblyadickhead6653
@possiblyadickhead6653 4 жыл бұрын
@@FirestormDDash tell me more lol =c
@AreGeeBee
@AreGeeBee 3 жыл бұрын
@@FirestormDDash You'll have to point me to it. Not because I'm interested or anything. Nnnope
@lilchristuten7568
@lilchristuten7568 3 жыл бұрын
How exactly is it sick? All they are doing is describing what happens in a marriage in a sinister manner.
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this monster only got 6 years. And this story broke in 2010. That means he is out on the streets again! He may be searching for his next victim as we speak!
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 5 жыл бұрын
Probably luring her in with sick mindgames like flowers and chocolates
@alexht.9382
@alexht.9382 5 жыл бұрын
Or even worse...he could still be mourning for his wife after all these years. That sick bastard.
@atcatcatc
@atcatcatc 5 жыл бұрын
i heard this guy is abusing his child to do child labor like school, homework, simple housework, etc what a sick bastard
@Sw33tmonsters
@Sw33tmonsters 5 жыл бұрын
I heard this sick bastard visits her grave to gloat with his tears
@donavonhewitt554
@donavonhewitt554 4 жыл бұрын
Yall realize this is fake
@just4kiksXd
@just4kiksXd 6 жыл бұрын
This is great. Shows how documentaries over-draumatize everything
@arj8383
@arj8383 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Mc Dowell No, they didn’t. They pointed out how this is a parody of crime documentaries. Are you slow or something ?
@fosterslover
@fosterslover 4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Mc Dowell It's a parody of Dateline
@isaiahrosner3780
@isaiahrosner3780 4 жыл бұрын
UsirRaMaroon This has nothing to do with the #metoo movement.
@Zei33
@Zei33 3 жыл бұрын
Documentaries is a strong word
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about?! This isn’t dramatized. It’s a documentary about a depraved man, and his toy.
@hughtub
@hughtub 14 жыл бұрын
I'm stunned. This is exactly the relationship my grandfather must have had with my grandmother. He always covered it up so well, none of us had a clue. He kept her as a sex slave for almost 94 years. Poor grandma... her poorly made chicken pot pie meals must have been a cry for help. We didn't listen! And now... we'll probably all burn in hell for our inaction.
@atlanticmapping4089
@atlanticmapping4089 Жыл бұрын
there's no way they've been married for 94 years
@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025
@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025 Жыл бұрын
​@@atlanticmapping4089 They could have died at age 110, and been married at 16.
@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025
@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025 Жыл бұрын
Sadly my Grandfather appears to be experiencing the same thing, I think the dry ass turkey he cooks is a cry for help. You would think decades of being the stay at home partner would make him good at cooking, thus I assume this is a cry for help. It makes sense that my Grandmother in her high level position would able to wield such power over him.
@lucidnode
@lucidnode Жыл бұрын
​@@atlanticmapping4089 It's called living together (not getting married necessarily) at 20 and death not doing them part till 114. As if your grandparents haven't lived that long 🙄
@RuminatingWizard
@RuminatingWizard Жыл бұрын
The longest recorded marriage is 90 years. A few at 86. Old men marrying teen girls. 😮
@mixmastermeeks
@mixmastermeeks 13 жыл бұрын
"the child was stored in a room just feet away...." fucking hilarious
@decaying_meat
@decaying_meat Жыл бұрын
You commented this 12 years ago
@marsmurderer9868
@marsmurderer9868 Жыл бұрын
@@decaying_meat you commented this 6 days ago
@decaying_meat
@decaying_meat Жыл бұрын
@@marsmurderer9868 you commented this 13 hours ago
@diesemautokerl2181
@diesemautokerl2181 Жыл бұрын
@@decaying_meat you commented this 11 hours ago
@drkclshr
@drkclshr Жыл бұрын
@@diesemautokerl2181 you commented this 2 months ago
@UndefinedBailiwick
@UndefinedBailiwick 4 жыл бұрын
Please make these into hour documentaries with commercials so I can play them at my place of work's break room. People won't know WTF is going on.
@siyacer
@siyacer 3 жыл бұрын
Play the Onion movie
@jjmarr7130
@jjmarr7130 3 жыл бұрын
These are actually all clips taken from the Onion News Network TV series. Each episode is about an hour long although unfortunately there were only two seasons. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_News_Network What you're looking for already exists lol although unfortunately most episodes mention Obama in some way which would give away the satire.
@JoshuaTootell
@JoshuaTootell 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Obama 🙄
@Sadboy80629
@Sadboy80629 2 жыл бұрын
I believe OSHA says we are suppose to have 15 minute break uninterrupted .
@niclasolsson9263
@niclasolsson9263 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes at the dinner table, she would ask him to pass the salt and he would pass it immediately. Of course sarcastically, as he would often pretend to care about her. It even went as far as cleaning the house whenever she asked him to. Such calculated evil. Sickening
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 Жыл бұрын
What a villain. They should have given him the chair.
@JABS991
@JABS991 6 жыл бұрын
Chilling - but i bet this kind of shit happens everyday in towns all over America.
@levicarvalho3178
@levicarvalho3178 4 жыл бұрын
possibly the world!
@jbkesselman
@jbkesselman 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Mc Dowell r/woooosh
@joeschmo5988
@joeschmo5988 3 жыл бұрын
@@jbkesselman shut up loser
@plantsvs.zombies9814
@plantsvs.zombies9814 3 жыл бұрын
@@levicarvalho3178 Not on the internet 😃
@kashmirwillwin3124
@kashmirwillwin3124 4 ай бұрын
Its time for me to come clean
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 жыл бұрын
*looks at wedding ring on my hand* *starts sweating profusely*
@feeharn5531
@feeharn5531 3 жыл бұрын
You actually have one? Damn, brother.
@gustavocring1914
@gustavocring1914 3 жыл бұрын
You're...married?
@meiyo9460
@meiyo9460 3 жыл бұрын
This man needs to be arrested.
@waddysoap4868
@waddysoap4868 3 жыл бұрын
congrats man
@Artyomthewalrus
@Artyomthewalrus 3 жыл бұрын
Never trust a man with a mustache You have been reported to the FBI
@altareggo
@altareggo 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes.... they would watch TV. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wonder if he made her sit in the Comfy Chair?
@AtmoStk
@AtmoStk 5 жыл бұрын
To think he may have subjected her to the torture of being poked by the soft cushions!
@johnbagel2560
@johnbagel2560 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects such torture
@KabooM1067
@KabooM1067 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no.... Not the CC!?
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 5 жыл бұрын
She would give him the rack, tho.
@mrmo4569
@mrmo4569 3 жыл бұрын
It's terrible, really, to think that someone could really... HA, YOU FOOL! NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
@noahreese9469
@noahreese9469 5 жыл бұрын
Neighbor “Sometimes I heard the radio” Reporter “to cover up the screaming”
@houou100
@houou100 14 жыл бұрын
Haha, they nailed it as usual. The Onion is eerily accurate in their representation of how cheap drama 'documentaries' can demonize people for more rating.
@thatoneguy6114
@thatoneguy6114 Жыл бұрын
this comment is as old as gen z
@spehhhsssmarineer8961
@spehhhsssmarineer8961 Жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy6114 💀fr fr no cap no lie on god
@RoflcopterLamo
@RoflcopterLamo Жыл бұрын
@@spehhhsssmarineer8961Swag
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee Жыл бұрын
Heh… „nailed it“… =D
@notgadot
@notgadot 9 ай бұрын
*demoniSe
@TheNoiseySpectator
@TheNoiseySpectator 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually sad. It shows how a normal, healthy, happy relationship, and life, can *suddenly* just go very, horribly wrong!
@ryansilke
@ryansilke 2 жыл бұрын
And how outsiders can reinterpret events in order to demonize the players.
@TheNoiseySpectator
@TheNoiseySpectator 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryansilke very good point, especially since such "reinterpretations" are usually done so insidiously and subtly. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
@sydssolanumsamsys
@sydssolanumsamsys Жыл бұрын
you call this a normal, happy, healthy relationship? you're sick! you're twisted. you sicken me.
@stevewhite7084
@stevewhite7084 Жыл бұрын
Exactly and nobody lifts a finger to help. If only she had taken the opportunity to escape this monster Monday to Friday between the hours of 7a.m and 6 p.m. or Saturday between 6 and 1p.m when he was so obviously scouting the city for more possible victims.
@Desh681
@Desh681 Жыл бұрын
Suddenly over the span of 30 years. It’s very concerning
@eliargumedo4728
@eliargumedo4728 Жыл бұрын
“Hey boss, we’re having trouble finding a crime story to talk about” “Just use the one where the man’s wife passed out” “But that’s not a crime” “Make it a crime”
@marcaveli7791
@marcaveli7791 3 жыл бұрын
I had to apologize to my wife after I saw this. I had no idea what I was putting her through
@datamasked623
@datamasked623 10 жыл бұрын
"Taunting her with whiffs of freedom..." LOL! Isn't that what all marriages are?
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw 5 жыл бұрын
jawad mansoor Look at his anti American pic he's a dirt bag
@aidsdoh8286
@aidsdoh8286 4 жыл бұрын
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw americans are worse.
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 жыл бұрын
aiden doherty You speak but say nothing
@aidsdoh8286
@aidsdoh8286 4 жыл бұрын
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw meh, who gives a shit?
@rusampler1877
@rusampler1877 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what world society is?
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 4 жыл бұрын
‘How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure’ I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂
@Picnicl
@Picnicl 5 жыл бұрын
I read that he also used finger manacles on her that he encrusted with diamonds as a grooming measure. She was so beaten in to submission by his attentions that she kept one on the third finger of her left hand every day. Once he even cajoled her in to defiling her own body with permanent ink in a seedy so-called tattoo 'parlour'.
@TRUMPMAFIA2024
@TRUMPMAFIA2024 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@buckplug2423
@buckplug2423 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously a mark of possession, a twisted way of destroying any sign of defiance or independence in her.
@JazzFlop212
@JazzFlop212 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t add on to an onion video, it’s like adding to a Dalí.
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf Жыл бұрын
i heard when he adorned her with his occult jewels he took her to the spooky bunker of his twisted sex cult and made her partake vows in front of an idol glorifying death and torture. then he forced his tongue into her mouth in front of a group of people and made them watch, even forced them to clap. then he forced her to return to that bunker every sunday just to remind her of her trauma. sick stuff.
@brennanperry8001
@brennanperry8001 Жыл бұрын
This is sickening. Makes me appreciate my spouse for keeping me safe inside our little basement that we turned into a love-nook by adding a rug with free friends in the form of fleas ❤️❤️❤️ they even protect me from sunburns by never letting in any light. Love you babe 😚😚😚
@dylanhu715
@dylanhu715 Жыл бұрын
now that is a healthy relationship and im so glad you have that going for ya. If only more people can be like you and your partner instead of the sick fellow in the news
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad for you, OP! I bet your flea friends are so cool! My spouse never wields power over me by asking how my day went, instead he just locks me in a safe, cozy cupboard and gives me all the alone time I need. Truly blessed life 🥰
@larryinc64
@larryinc64 14 жыл бұрын
I accualy mistaken this for real new because i was not paying attention to the uploading, just goes to show how good "The Onion" is at parodying the news.
@QIANAXX
@QIANAXX 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, uh I saw this was commented 9 years ago and just wanted to see if your still on youtube. I know this is random but this comment seems so old
@underscore2736
@underscore2736 4 жыл бұрын
Hey cool, an old comment, are you still active? EDIT: oops
@vinetail5735
@vinetail5735 4 жыл бұрын
@@underscore2736 he is!! hahahahah
@underscore2736
@underscore2736 4 жыл бұрын
@@vinetail5735 NOICE
@vinetail5735
@vinetail5735 4 жыл бұрын
@@underscore2736 yeah its lowkey amazing bcs he was active at least like 3 weeks ago
@mcmoistyboi4662
@mcmoistyboi4662 6 жыл бұрын
I cant believe he did this, i always keep mine in the attic.
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this guy was a pure monster. I would NEVER be cruel and taunt her with freedom, that's why I have mine chained to the wall.
@godlessheathen6425
@godlessheathen6425 3 жыл бұрын
@Elliot Rodger you in jail yet?+
@stanislausklim7794
@stanislausklim7794 3 жыл бұрын
I built a pit in my basement for mine. I call it "The Pit."
@pratikdavis3597
@pratikdavis3597 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is hung to the wall with a rope
@shukrantpatil
@shukrantpatil 3 жыл бұрын
I tie mine in the garage with the dog
@theangrykorean5194
@theangrykorean5194 7 жыл бұрын
The Onion, arguably as accurate as CNN, MSNBC, and FOX.
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 5 жыл бұрын
How dare you besmirch the good name of the onion by slanderously comparing it to that tabloid garbage!
@supremezenkrom
@supremezenkrom 5 жыл бұрын
more accurate*
@ITPalGame
@ITPalGame 5 жыл бұрын
the 1st two engage in suppression of the truth
@EthanPineapple
@EthanPineapple 5 жыл бұрын
@@ITPalGame Aren't Fox news the Jew lovers?
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 5 жыл бұрын
@@EthanPineapple oh boy another anti semitic prick.
@HarukaJoge
@HarukaJoge 12 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I heard the radio..." To cover up the screaming
@waddysoap4868
@waddysoap4868 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@epischehantz2975
@epischehantz2975 3 жыл бұрын
Talking about normal relationship activities have never been more horrific 😂😂
@himikotoga1733
@himikotoga1733 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA. This is one of the best Onion reports ever. Not only was it funny as shit, but it was also very clever
@Crow.Theodore
@Crow.Theodore Жыл бұрын
Now this is just truly disgusting, I heard he even forced her some sort of cultish ceremony called a “wedding”
@michaelgill387
@michaelgill387 9 ай бұрын
Is that so? From a satire new chanel? Who gave you that info🤡
@emeraldfinder5
@emeraldfinder5 5 ай бұрын
@@michaelgill387 …
@saiga8598
@saiga8598 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most bizarre story I've ever seen. I mean, who the hell takes his sex slave outside the kitchen?
@theblancmange1265
@theblancmange1265 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say taking it outside the house is the most cruel thing. Showing it the world, what freedom it could have, then taking it back to the dungeon.
@troliskimosko
@troliskimosko 4 жыл бұрын
The Blancmange bruh
@manuelsputnik
@manuelsputnik 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@elijahbarrena7006
@elijahbarrena7006 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@AfroMidwestern
@AfroMidwestern 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think this is a satire on how a horrific event can change everything That happened to that point.
@Housesider
@Housesider 12 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes...They would watch TV" = Died laughing at this part. Perfectly shows how programs nowadays (hell, even in the past) over-dramatize everything.
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 2 жыл бұрын
agreed!
@Dclxvi6x3
@Dclxvi6x3 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they only gave that monster 6yrs. Our justice system is severely flawed smh
@theblancmange1265
@theblancmange1265 4 жыл бұрын
He's been out for 3 years!
@youtubeistyrannical1787
@youtubeistyrannical1787 3 жыл бұрын
@@theblancmange1265 four years
@nise6699
@nise6699 2 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeistyrannical1787 almost 5 years
@JadeyCatgirl99
@JadeyCatgirl99 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeistyrannical1787 6 years
@diesemautokerl2181
@diesemautokerl2181 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeistyrannical1787 You know some people say they can hear another woman in his new apartment, talking, he's definitely doing this again
@supastar25
@supastar25 7 жыл бұрын
"Coital boogeyman" LOL
@charlesdonawayiii3396
@charlesdonawayiii3396 4 жыл бұрын
Old Neighbor: "Well sometimes I heard the radio” -"To cover up the screaming" I died 😂😂😂😭💀 classic
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 жыл бұрын
1:47 Then John would drag Mary upstairs and into his sex dungeon... I lost it at that part.
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it right after when they showed the "pure moods" CD's. Lol! I actually listened to a couple of those.
@vexivero
@vexivero 9 жыл бұрын
coital boogeyman XD
@burstnugget8225
@burstnugget8225 3 жыл бұрын
This is just messed up man, This is sad. Why'd he bring her to the movies?!
@AmberLecuyer
@AmberLecuyer 6 жыл бұрын
"Strange plants." 😂😂😂
@vulliez
@vulliez 5 жыл бұрын
The editing is so on point!
@gotohetch
@gotohetch 7 жыл бұрын
THE TV?!!?!? How could he? That monster.
@mmichaelw7179
@mmichaelw7179 3 жыл бұрын
What if he let her use the TV remote. All that pressure she endured deciding the right TV program to watch. He a monster to let her touch the TV remote. Who am I kidding he would never let her use the TV remote in theory.
@theknightlynews
@theknightlynews 10 жыл бұрын
This is a shot right at Nancy Grace.
@tacoman1617
@tacoman1617 5 жыл бұрын
theknightlynews lol how so?
@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118
@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 4 жыл бұрын
Do you guys realise you replying to 5 year old message? This guy might be dead for all I know..😎
@dk14929
@dk14929 4 жыл бұрын
@@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 we can only hope
@youtubeistyrannical1787
@youtubeistyrannical1787 3 жыл бұрын
Hey man did you ded?
@tacticalcheeks4257
@tacticalcheeks4257 3 жыл бұрын
@@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 I will reply to your 1 year old message how are ya?!
@lance_wavy
@lance_wavy 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 "but this grotesque tale gets even sicker" that fucking photo 😂😂😂
@ibrahimh.badreddine5952
@ibrahimh.badreddine5952 4 жыл бұрын
“Involuntary manslaughter “ 😂😂
@omp199
@omp199 2 жыл бұрын
Is that a legal term in the US? I wasn't sure if that phrase was a joke, or what.
@goomba8170
@goomba8170 2 жыл бұрын
@@omp199 It’s a legal term for when you kill someone unintentionally. If you accidentally hit someone with your car and they die, it would be considered manslaughter.
@omp199
@omp199 2 жыл бұрын
@@goomba8170 Thanks. But I see that you've used the term "manslaughter" rather than "involuntary manslaughter". That raises the question of the difference between "manslaughter" and "involuntary manslaughter".
@bumblingbureaucrat6110
@bumblingbureaucrat6110 2 жыл бұрын
@@omp199 I'm a bit late but voluntary manslaughter is when you intended harm but did not intend to kill. So if you got into a fistfight with someone and accidentally killed them. Sometimes this is part of a plea deal to reduce the sentence on a 2nd Degree murder case.
@omp199
@omp199 2 жыл бұрын
@@bumblingbureaucrat6110 Don't worry, you're not late. Thank you for explaining.
@matman16
@matman16 14 жыл бұрын
This was so well done, all the filming and music and effects are exactly like an obnoxious documentary would be like. Not necessarily hugely funny, but extremely well done.
@rickysmyth
@rickysmyth 2 жыл бұрын
So basically they were a normal loving couple and she slipped and banged her head during sex which caused a blood vessel to burst. Amazing how you can make normal things sound evil by adding words like perversion.
@gadiensguide4385
@gadiensguide4385 6 ай бұрын
Atleast someone drew a conclusion to the story..
@jdnaz1288
@jdnaz1288 2 ай бұрын
Taunting her by doing things like taking her to the movies, to restaurants, to visit her family...just goes to show what a sick & twisted man this was.
@McLovingbc
@McLovingbc 13 жыл бұрын
it really doesn't seem possible that people would believe this is real. kudos to you ONN, you manage to keep a straight face while filming these. respect.
@64offsuiter
@64offsuiter 9 ай бұрын
The saddest thing is that stuff like this is almost certainly going on all the time in every neighbourhood. The government needs to introduce new laws to reduce this sort of heinous crime.
@semibreve
@semibreve 3 жыл бұрын
Its scary how easily you can paint someone in a bad light with just a few twists.
@jimgarrett2655
@jimgarrett2655 3 жыл бұрын
So what ACTUALLY happened to the wife? I feel like I missed the punchline
@DrDrao
@DrDrao 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimgarrett2655 They were having s*x, she accidentally hit her head and died. Her death was likely his fault, given the manslaughter charge, but an accident, given the involuntary part. He was trying to save her when the police arrived.
@jackmaehoph4822
@jackmaehoph4822 3 жыл бұрын
The man had sex with his wife & continued doing so, even after ten years of ownership? That's disgusting! Who would do such a thing?
@Samax13
@Samax13 11 жыл бұрын
about 3650 days married, over 1000 sexual encounters, thats about once every 4 days. not bad for over 10 years!
@joshuamurray9403
@joshuamurray9403 3 жыл бұрын
It would be funnier if it wasn't such an accurate portrayal of how hard the real news tries to demonize everything!😂
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair real life is pretty horrible. They don't have to try too hard.
@remybuitenhuis2433
@remybuitenhuis2433 2 жыл бұрын
"strange plants" 😂😂😂talking about flowers
@vanitymirrorss
@vanitymirrorss 3 жыл бұрын
Pause at 1:52 shows how sick this man was, the fact that he would defile her to the 90s dance remix of the X-Files theme that's on the album on the right is just truly the sign of a disturbed individual.
@TheUsername1029
@TheUsername1029 13 жыл бұрын
this perfectly reflects how the news dramatizes even the most mundane stories as a desperate attempt to fill up their programming
@jrcuartz1829
@jrcuartz1829 5 жыл бұрын
"Coital boogeyman" . what an awesome name
@opmdevil
@opmdevil 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the story. I shared it in all my social media.
@o-hotynk25
@o-hotynk25 6 ай бұрын
That way feminist see marriage.
@HartyBiker
@HartyBiker 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this moster is out of prison now. Probably trying to contact his child so he can make him his slave again, making him do things like clean up and do his homework. I can't believe people like this even exist in this day and age
@kendo5862
@kendo5862 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to think there’s probably someone next door to you just like that, and you’d never know... over the sound of the radio
@deandreferguson4004
@deandreferguson4004 3 жыл бұрын
I love how with a little tone and music in the background this story sounds like this guy is a psychopath.
@supersophisticated9943
@supersophisticated9943 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally how all 'criminals' are portrayed.
@BlizzardtheWolf97
@BlizzardtheWolf97 14 жыл бұрын
The irony here is playing on the cliched-but true term: "sex sells". It's sad but true that no matter how innocent or plain a situation really is, the media will distort it to seem more sensational. Why? Higher ratings, of course. The human psyche tends to gravitate to extremes. It's true with virtually every topic I've encountered that can possibly be misconstrued in even the smallest aspect. Great job, Onion! This is one of the b est videos you've produced so far :D
@jessicaclark7130
@jessicaclark7130 3 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes I’d hear the radio-” “to cover up the screaming”
@mintyvin7038
@mintyvin7038 4 жыл бұрын
“serving 6 years for involuntary manslaughter” i SPAT my drink
@jimgarrett2655
@jimgarrett2655 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it; what happened to her outside of the twisted retelling?
@mintyvin7038
@mintyvin7038 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimgarrett2655 he accidentally killed her
@juliamavroidi8601
@juliamavroidi8601 3 жыл бұрын
@@mintyvin7038 They had sex in the kitchen and she hit her head
@omp199
@omp199 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliamavroidi8601 Hang on. If that is what happened, then why does the police officer mention "murder" at 0:32?
@gatotsu2501
@gatotsu2501 2 жыл бұрын
@@omp199 The implication is that the police/media assumed it was a murder but it actually wasn’t.
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 2 жыл бұрын
And that's not all-he would occasionally force his prisoner and her child to climb inside a metal and glass box fitted with a combustion engine and take them to an empty field in the middle of the city. Horrible.
@ddjr2000
@ddjr2000 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this is satire
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddjr2000 I know, I was describing him driving his family to the park, the same way the video was describing other perfectly mundane actions
@nuisanceguru
@nuisanceguru 2 ай бұрын
i would change the reply to "yes, it is" lol
@extrahourinthepit
@extrahourinthepit 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: *has a wife* Twitter:
@calvinscarvings.66
@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@2rdbase
@2rdbase 14 жыл бұрын
The truly sad thing is that this sort of thing is happening almost everywhere in the world.
@AdilKhan-lr3km
@AdilKhan-lr3km 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I heard the radio" "to cover up the screaming"
@Riroraruro
@Riroraruro 4 жыл бұрын
It could have been me. After seven years of marriage I managed to escape after seeing this program. He had brainwashed me to believe it was all normal. Today I can see how traumatic it was for me. Not once did he ask for my consent.
@sadfox8248
@sadfox8248 8 ай бұрын
I forgot I was watching the Onion and it took me a moment to realize that the video was just a skit about a husband and wife being a...husband and wife. Rip to Mary, went out with a bang ;_;
@neuvocastezero1838
@neuvocastezero1838 4 жыл бұрын
The production on this piece is brilliant.
@zer0_cool
@zer0_cool Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the "murder" being her body giving way at the tender age of 92 after a lifetime of such horrendous treatment.
@thecaptain6184
@thecaptain6184 3 жыл бұрын
"Undoubtedly regretting that he had just destroyed his favorite sex toy"
@notdoneyet1361
@notdoneyet1361 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they edited the police officer speaking.
@martineldritch
@martineldritch Жыл бұрын
The thought of this monster raping her with his "casual" glances and assaulting her hand with "gentle" caresses makes me want to vomit.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 2 жыл бұрын
Having sex a thousand times in ten years must be some sort of achievement.
@gaoda1581
@gaoda1581 Жыл бұрын
Having sex twice a week isn't uncommon. Keeping that up for 10 years on the other hand...😅
@muskratrepairservices7701
@muskratrepairservices7701 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know when I’ll have the opportunity to use the term “coital boogieman.” But I know I’m ready.
@AI-tc8fv
@AI-tc8fv 4 жыл бұрын
If you've ever watched those CBS crime dramas you'll love this. The music and the soft camera pans with sharp VFX 😭😂😂
@valkoorsky1864
@valkoorsky1864 3 жыл бұрын
even the cuts in the middle of the officer's address were on point the attention to detail is just impeccable
@SillyPuddy2012
@SillyPuddy2012 3 жыл бұрын
*I just want to say how first rate hilarious the foley work on this segment is.*
@thetroof5525
@thetroof5525 3 жыл бұрын
2:23 Best delivery of a line in modern acting history.
@15thCrypt
@15thCrypt 14 жыл бұрын
lmfao "taunting her with wifs of freedom" gotta love the onion
@BrunoNeureiter
@BrunoNeureiter 3 жыл бұрын
No
@adawn9291
@adawn9291 Жыл бұрын
This makes me wonder. Is my husband going to kill me? The parallels of Mary's life and my own situation are shockingly similar.
@Chris_winthers
@Chris_winthers Жыл бұрын
This is actually pretty educational of how we should be aware of how framing can change our opinions of people. I mean, some of the people in the comments are trying to psycologically manipulate you into thinking that John was "innocent" and "an average guy". Can you imagine? He's so obviously guilty
@benr3799
@benr3799 2 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: This hits harder every year as sex gets more and more stigmatized by the very people who claim to support sexuality and sexual liberation
@jackchop1576
@jackchop1576 Жыл бұрын
The true crime community in one video.
@adamalikhan1357
@adamalikhan1357 Жыл бұрын
That's the power of media and words They can turn a fairy into a horror Just by words
@juice6521
@juice6521 Жыл бұрын
3 times a week as a married couple? Very suspicious.
@DhiscoStu
@DhiscoStu 14 жыл бұрын
@luckynumber58
@luckynumber58 14 жыл бұрын
after the woman said i sometimes heard the radio and the guy added to cover up the screams...that is so realistic of shows like this
@ellervercingetorix9343
@ellervercingetorix9343 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't even kill her did he ? This is so deep ... Lol
@youtubeistyrannical1787
@youtubeistyrannical1787 3 жыл бұрын
Involuntary manslaughter means he did, but it was an accident..
@thinkinyblinko6666
@thinkinyblinko6666 3 жыл бұрын
They were having rough sex and she hit her head on the counter is what I gleamed from it
@jeremytheoneofdestiny8691
@jeremytheoneofdestiny8691 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 the video effects are too accurate, I can’t 😆
@Unlimited_Slip
@Unlimited_Slip 13 жыл бұрын
"flex his power over her and ask her about her day" hahahaha! best part!
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