lol so this is what my professor meant when he talked about over extending a metaphor
@angelicreinforcement33736 жыл бұрын
This could've used a slow nod at the "shing shing shing" part, I think
@time21615 жыл бұрын
3:33
@apopheniapareidolia3 жыл бұрын
@@time2161 normally I would waste my time explaining what a person actually meant. But this is the internet. And there will be people incapable of comprehending information precisely. Did the woman in 3:33 do a SLOW Nod? No. No she did not.
@xcp45186 жыл бұрын
This actually sounds like a ted talk
@johntheux92383 жыл бұрын
LMAO, people just complaining about their life in front of everyone ^^
@dandellar200 Жыл бұрын
Wish Ted talk is half as interesting as these
@DannySullivanMusic6 жыл бұрын
That guy's face at 2:02 is always in these videos.
@inspectorjavert84438 жыл бұрын
When she started making those "shink shink" noises my yellow lab started freaking out.
@igor-yp1xv5 жыл бұрын
what does he fear? does he have a glass ceiling of his own?
@bobobsen5 жыл бұрын
You own a lab?
@creepyguy35214 жыл бұрын
Lol! Awww poor thing
@notoriousbig3k4 жыл бұрын
@@bobobsen i own med labs 2 meth labs 1 cocaine distillary some anthrax depo and a opium shops :) hahaha
@wakkjobbwizard3 жыл бұрын
@@notoriousbig3k ha I was looking for this joke
@Tezzypro11 жыл бұрын
If this was a metaphor, I lost track of it somewhere.
@m3talmilitia1511 жыл бұрын
SHING SHING SHING looks down at comments: "SHING SHING SHING" scrolls back up: SHING SHING SHING
@texteng11 жыл бұрын
This one is tied with "The good Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck" as my favorite Onion talks.
@jakepullman49144 жыл бұрын
I still like "What is the biggest rock?" the best.
@indradevi25232 жыл бұрын
Brain gun is one of my favorites
@sdzyde74822 жыл бұрын
Link please…..for r-research
@Thecognoscenti_1 Жыл бұрын
My favourite is using 100% of one's brainpower
@jopalolive11 жыл бұрын
I like how her business suit matches the Time cover projected on the wall.
@WildBerryAura11 жыл бұрын
i love the onion, its the most unbiased and honest news channel i have found. if you want some good entertaining satire then i suggest NBC or FOX
@seankrkovich28693 жыл бұрын
This is an onion talk. Obviously her credibility and reliability cannot be put on the same level as a real onion reporter.
@StandWatie18623 жыл бұрын
Was.
@jona558 Жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@petethespud11 жыл бұрын
I love that the obligatory black person close ups stayed with this series, it makes me chuckle every time :)
@Sara33465 жыл бұрын
almost missed that this was an Onion video, it was so perfect.
@riftvallance20875 жыл бұрын
Too pretty to be a feminist, its what gives it away
@williamhamilton84383 жыл бұрын
Lol yikes
@PLOttawa11 жыл бұрын
Would've loved to have seen a hearty round of applause after the "shing-shing" bit.
@rexxbailey27642 жыл бұрын
WHAT FOR!!!??? 🤨🤨😒 THOSE ARE SERIOUS CONNOISSEURS OF SERIOUS CONNOISSEURIAL THOUGHTS RELATED TO TRUE POLITICAL ACTIVITY OF RELEVANT IMMINENCE, NOT ANY CIRCUS AUDIENCE IN THERE FOR CAPERS AND FRIVOLOUS GUFFAWS !!!😒😒 THEY KNOW VERY WELL WHEN TO CLAP WHAT!!! U DON'T TELL THEM OK!!! SHINGG!!! 😡 SHINGG!! SHINGG, SHINNG, SHINGG, SHINGG SHINGG SHI,SHINGG SHING, SHING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡✊✊✊
@voussoirnet11 жыл бұрын
2:06 Would have been a fantastic time to show the understandingly nodding black guy
@RoryRose_4 жыл бұрын
1:53 12-year-old me when I forget to take my meds
@TheNoiseySpectator4 жыл бұрын
12 year old me could have been friends with 12 year old you. 😀
@anticliche32111 жыл бұрын
when she started going ballistic with the imaginary glass I fucking lost it.
@bobbodaskank Жыл бұрын
Truly progressive. I noticed she opted for "shing" sound effects instead of "hing"
@XxDTownxX9111 жыл бұрын
A satirical video isn't complete without the people who thinks it's real.
@HairyJuan3 жыл бұрын
My dog started giving me a concerned look when she did the shing thing
@Scruffed2 жыл бұрын
My cat was resting on my chest and completely turned to stare at the screen when she started with the shing shing shing
@mchanna06 Жыл бұрын
I have seem a lot of other comments like this. What's with animals and the shing shing?
@puhmek11 жыл бұрын
Who else just burst out laughing when she started stabbing the air
@NightWatch7076 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. This scared my cat.
@farche211 жыл бұрын
"... and what do you call that act?" "The Aristocrats."
@zanderman00411 жыл бұрын
"until the blood pours from their very assholes".. I'm done.. I can't stay here xD hahahahahaha SHING SHING SHING!
@LovecraftianToenail Жыл бұрын
my dog is alarmed and intrigued by the SHING SHING SHING
@yurypal2 жыл бұрын
This was so much ahead of its time! In 2022, it is absolutely legit motivational speech.
@captainplexiglass64752 жыл бұрын
Yeah, yall been glassgrinding our balls for decades lol there ain't no difference
@Emilys112111 жыл бұрын
i was thinking by the title this would be great to share with my sociology class... then she started talking about slitting throats and it only went downhill from there. I laughed pretty hard though
@DonovanBarfield11 жыл бұрын
1:45 Poor Jim Haggerty
@strangemarkings2 жыл бұрын
“Pour those pebbles into the craft beer they love so much”
"Shing! Shing! Shing!" Remixers....you know what to do.
@aaron48209 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is literally TED in 2015.
@ANJROTmania5 жыл бұрын
It is still now. Just with more blacks.
@christobanistan88875 жыл бұрын
@@ANJROTmania ???
@ProfessionalBadPerson4 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry Anjrot that minorities existing makes you scared
@ProfessionalBadPerson4 жыл бұрын
Matthew the 3rd Being racist against white people is good though
@ProfessionalBadPerson4 жыл бұрын
Matthew the 3rd Because it has no negative effects? Come again when there is widespread systemic discrimination against white people. And don’t you dare talk about affirmative action.
@regozs5 жыл бұрын
A metaphorical masterpiece
@Unknown-jt1jo Жыл бұрын
When she started with the "shing shing," my pitbull came over to my laptop, looking alarmed.
@atombomber2511 жыл бұрын
One of the best series to have come out of the onion
@bijoubijoux518511 жыл бұрын
hahaha! absolutely true parody by the way....shing shing shing shing shing lol
@lamebot716411 жыл бұрын
Someone should hire her because she's pretty.
@bobmcbobbington92204 жыл бұрын
Middle management
@blackmagician76454 жыл бұрын
Wait...is that Nicole Anderson from Pretty Little Liars?
@ArborealOreo11 жыл бұрын
SHINK SHINK SHINK SHINK SHINK SHINK SHINK.....
@mackysplace11 жыл бұрын
0:43...Well that escalated quickly.
@lordcooper77711 жыл бұрын
People attempting to argue politics on an Onion video will always be hilarious.
@oilybrakes5 жыл бұрын
Well, the actual "Ted-Talk" content is moving slowly but steadily towards this.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
This Onion Talk is brought to you by the Open Society Foundation.
@sherrysyed Жыл бұрын
Saving 1:43 for my audition at Tesla PR
@electrontube4 жыл бұрын
white collar slam poetry sessions are pretty dark
@Bestfriend-65011 жыл бұрын
2:08 Face is priceless, he is shitting his pants hahaha :)
@byInsaniity11 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the Onion Only uploads Videos like this to see how people react in the comments.
@samuelforesta4 жыл бұрын
Lol that audience member is in every episode
@AsaNodelman11 жыл бұрын
I wish my ring tone was that repeated *SHING* sound she makes.
@kerimil10 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate depiction of feminism I have ever seen
@drrnfl9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we go around stabbing people with glass. Idiot.
@Skindoggiedog9 жыл бұрын
cat thornberg Metaphorical glass, yes, you do. In fact, you just did.
@MrTurtleneckbreath7 жыл бұрын
Home run dog.
@jennifermoriarty21886 жыл бұрын
cat thornberg you are the idoit here
@nickgogan6 жыл бұрын
Thus Spoke Zaratoid not the point and you know it
@hendrik29895 жыл бұрын
Yet another time the onion made a scarily accurate prediction of the future.
@whosjohncorzine5 жыл бұрын
Yeah minus the women getting paid less then men for the same job thing, everything else is spot on.
@joeinreallife62934 жыл бұрын
Prediction? What prediction? Anyone who has read any feminist literature of the past 75 years knows exactly how this sort of person sees their world.
@joeinreallife62934 жыл бұрын
@@whosjohncorzine The joke is that she's wrong about the "77% for the exact same job". See Thomas Sowell take this ridiculous canard down in his 1981 debate with a feminist on Crossfire (yes, the wage gap myth goes back that far).
@Souldestroy199 Жыл бұрын
@@joeinreallife6293 🤓
@Jcolinsol11 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a badass action movie.
@PerpetualBass2 жыл бұрын
Don't stop, I'm almost there
@Steve2777511 жыл бұрын
Best one so far! Shing, shing, shing, sista!
@HeavyboxesDIYMaster11 жыл бұрын
0:53 Ahhhhh...my favorite black man on the left...and such a cute button nose.
@gabrielrose-gonzalez44212 жыл бұрын
My wife just brought me a craft beer. I don’t actually want it now.
@hastyhillfarmand4x4808 ай бұрын
Did she forget the sandwich?
@BBlanco123511 жыл бұрын
Leave at 0:44 to get my Taquitos out of the oven, return with food and the video is at 2:57. Imagine my confusion
@Lhene911 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this is making fun of feminists, or people's perceptions of feminists. Good job, Onion, you've forced me to ponder my biases yet again :D
@johntheux923811 ай бұрын
I think it's just a funny stupid video.
@rexmundi31085 жыл бұрын
This is so prophetic. It's no longer the goal to be treated equally, now the oppression has to be returned.
@CassAnayadotcom11 жыл бұрын
I like the uninterrupted 30 seconds of slashing.
@AgonizedCandle11 жыл бұрын
2:01 that was exactly my reaction!
@seanocansey29565 жыл бұрын
So..... A regular feminism TED talk?
@sacripudding45865 жыл бұрын
I mean it has all the features of a feminism TED talk. Mentions the totally existent wage gap, includes some metaphorical thing women have to beat or get past, pushes a little too hard at men but not enough to fully make an argument that they don't want to be made equal but instead to be superior, and also has a reference to hard working mother's.
@alexsmith29104 жыл бұрын
Don't I wish.
@mcluva42011 жыл бұрын
OMG SHING SHING SHING SHING!!
@ambrose7196 Жыл бұрын
"shing shiny shing shing shing shing" - Bill Gates
@Ik0As Жыл бұрын
...watching this in 2022 feels weird...
@washyrose59048 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Onion Talks.
@tenshi5311 жыл бұрын
This is what MRAs imagine when they think of feminists. Also, great timing! The Times revealed today that after 26 years they still couldnt find a Woman of the Year. The glass ceiling stabbing sounds like a reasonable idea at this point.
@randyearles9286 Жыл бұрын
so inspiring, now can I get a band-aid!
@thecanadianDJ11 жыл бұрын
She almost laughs at 2:38 when she says "assholes"
@jona558 Жыл бұрын
These days The Onion wouldn't dare to do this. That's how bad things are
@ml68cutie3 жыл бұрын
Forget about the shing-shing-shing.... I love the way she dressed, the skirt suit, the pantyhose, and her heels, all my favorite.
@valentinaperez82562 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's time to empower women to take risks; Gals, apply for that manager position, push for that competitive pay rise, crack the decorative base whilst the CEO has his back on you, unadvertedly stabbing him on the side of his neck before slamming him against the afterwards fragile window view, holding the rest of the broken vase right over his eyes as he gasps for his life. You'd be surprised what a motivated woman can do!
You can’t just hold a sharp piece of glass in your own hand willy nilly without injuring yourself. The sharp edges are all over the place, duh.
@StrazdasLT7 жыл бұрын
Shhh, when has feminist fantasy ever cared about such tiny things as reality.
@apteryx016 жыл бұрын
You could wear a protective glove or something. I think there's another Onion Talk about that.
@NJGuy19736 жыл бұрын
Wearing gloves while using a sharp object to kill someone. I think there was a thing in the news about that back in the '90s, involving some sports figure...
@iggykidd11 жыл бұрын
The onion, having people say the subtext of BS blatantly for years.
@markofsaltburn2 жыл бұрын
The only thing funnier than this is what happens when you select newest comments first.
@jonathanleach10503 ай бұрын
I'm reminded of John Knox's 16th century publication whose title refered to "the monstrous regiment of women."
@tfwmemedumpster Жыл бұрын
This isn't a parody it's just feminism in the 2020s
@pennygirl0153 ай бұрын
So the conservative talking heads tell you
@FreemonSandlewould8 жыл бұрын
This lady seems bossy.
@NakiNinja500011 жыл бұрын
I had to pause it when the shings started! it was too embarrassing lol
@Eshium11 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad The Onion exists.
@lukaskoube11 жыл бұрын
women already get paid equal amounts for equal work. the studies that find a gap often do not take the number of hours into account. men work more hours a week than women. this accounts for the vast majority of the gender wage gap. furthermore, men work harder hours. for instance, male police officers are more likely to work nights and weekends. since these hours are worse, they pay more. if you are still concerned about the pay gap, watch this: /watch?v=Cb_6v-JQ13Q
@maris_molotov4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@tvsinesperanto74467 жыл бұрын
If this wasn't on the Onion channel I'd believe it was a genuine feminist lecture. SHING! SHING! SHING! SHING! SHING!
@chanb90406 жыл бұрын
Im not sure why you would ever believe that
@LAMFi1ms11 жыл бұрын
Wow, somebody I know literally just showed up in an Onion video. Never thought I would see that happen.
@TheDive9911 жыл бұрын
realness. It's morbid but in such a jovial sense. Which is what I love about 'em.
@stinkyham90502 жыл бұрын
Wait, what did she say? The second I realized she was a woman I stopped listening.
@hastyhillfarmand4x4808 ай бұрын
"I don't listen to women, I tell them to shut up"
@philipfry94365 жыл бұрын
*A Hillary voter obviously.*
@Iksbrown11 жыл бұрын
EQUALITY!!! *SHINGK*
@TheKonnoisseur11 Жыл бұрын
Childless feminist expresses her repressed anger
@naviilleib88895 жыл бұрын
this is what feminists actually believe
@theodorebear6714 Жыл бұрын
You know because you are a feminist.
@rlout5 жыл бұрын
I laughed sooooo hard.
@maxwibert11 жыл бұрын
Such an inspiration.
@sherrysyed Жыл бұрын
Good! I hate that ceiling!
@TroubleeEntendre11 жыл бұрын
I love how you feel the need to trot out your anxious arguments even in the face of *jokes* about institutionalized sexism. You're THAT SCARED.
@tty1975ful5 жыл бұрын
TroubleeEntendre . Jokes are meant to be funny to make you laugh. This was cruel and violent.
@bobmcbobbington92204 жыл бұрын
The "you" in that sentence is who, exactly?
@alexsmith29104 жыл бұрын
I know right.
@TheWindWaker3339 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like a feminist "poem". I don't know if that's what The Onion was going for, but they succeeded nonetheless.
@inspectorjavert84438 жыл бұрын
HEY SCIENCE!
@Zen-rw2fz6 жыл бұрын
Inspector Javert this came out 2012 way before feminism became popular on the internet
@siIverspawn Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@NewChiqueChloe11 жыл бұрын
Don't be that guy. Trust me, just don't be that guy.