"No use crying over spilled blood" Meanwhile Jim's family is falling apart.
@screaminglamps-28125 жыл бұрын
shupasopni kinda like the pork off the bone
@taloob4935 жыл бұрын
And he's turning into pork
@rvanhees895 жыл бұрын
Lol slowly seeing Jim getting hooked on pigs blood. Also, I shall refrain from liking your comment so the counter will remain at the 666 mark. PHS!
@christianweibrecht65555 жыл бұрын
judging by the phone calls his family was already gone, just needed a spark to formalize the end
@bluewuppo4 жыл бұрын
I just realized "spilled blood" is another term for death/killing someone.
@HarrisonCSmith6 жыл бұрын
This is not youtube gold. This is a KZbin Diamond. Rare and seldom seen but 100% awesome. This is really great dark comedy.
@PinheadPunk5 жыл бұрын
You've seen the reality show they have?
@meinname57885 жыл бұрын
Harrison C. Smith there is Nothing To add here. You Are absolutely on Point!
@benm14145 жыл бұрын
If you haven't check out their reality show "Sex House"
@SteveOnlin4 жыл бұрын
Gold is rarer than diamonds
@SteveOnlin4 жыл бұрын
@KoivuTheHab it is look it up
@stevenpdx6 жыл бұрын
"Getting a skin graft took longer than I would've hoped."
@quinndavis39555 жыл бұрын
Steven Castellano at first I thought your profile picture was Thanos
@Roam-de-route5 жыл бұрын
@@quinndavis3955 me too
@cheapshotninja Жыл бұрын
4:51 Brilliant, love it.
@a_literal_brick6 жыл бұрын
I like how the man who just lost his daughter is sorry for him.
@ifrazali30525 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zad_rasera4 жыл бұрын
Niece
@hotsauce-ud1by4 жыл бұрын
Zad Ras phil lost his daugher not his niece. Jim the proganist lost his niece
@chopun38624 жыл бұрын
B R I C K. means that Hannah's father Phil was sorry for jim
@lostskull74673 жыл бұрын
It doesn't mean much when it was Jim who actually tried to help her and took her to rehab. Seriously, if Jim Haggerty cares more about your daughter than you, then you are quite fucked up.
@fakeascanbe4236 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna miss a thing... of pork" -Aerosmith
@purplecornflake2855 жыл бұрын
I can’t explain it but the scenes where he’s gotten pig skin have filled me with the weirdest sense of dread
@JohnSmith-ox3gy5 жыл бұрын
PurpleCornflake Half man, half ham. He is going to be a ham goblin by the end of this.
@imnotgivingmynametoamachine6835 жыл бұрын
Its slow motion existential horror, like The Fly.
@guitargutss5 жыл бұрын
It’s because a part of his body, the only thing that he owns for sure has been taken and replaced with a part of something else. Essentially taking away part of the only thing he can count on, and that is inherently the worst kind of dread
@bochen10795 жыл бұрын
Guitargutss T shut up
@johnrankin71355 жыл бұрын
@@bochen1079 no u
@skippygirl9595 жыл бұрын
Hannah is with Nation now, RIP.
@johnrankin71355 жыл бұрын
@Big Seltzer he's dead now.
@CoreyBetland793 жыл бұрын
I just fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you!
@douglasbubbletrousers47633 жыл бұрын
@@snaesama Why do people keep calling him “Nation”?
@ganondorfchampin3 жыл бұрын
Too soon
@youreshouldoflearntgrammer82772 жыл бұрын
She's dead now.
@BobGymlan3 жыл бұрын
This series has proven so stressful to watch.
@johnnysilverhand60452 жыл бұрын
Bob love your content and I’m so happy to see you watch the onion.
@js2010ish2 жыл бұрын
😅 same im having nightmares
@LightDragon777 Жыл бұрын
Jim reaching his hands into the scalding pot spiked my anxiety levels.
@ActuallyHoudini8 ай бұрын
and that comes from the bigfoot dude
@nishottara7776 ай бұрын
ive watched this several times over the years and it still stresses me out😮
@Commanderziff4 жыл бұрын
Does the guy who's daughter died really have any room to talk? He left her sitting in a dilapidated house smoking crack. Jim simply taking her to rehab was more then her father was willing to do.
@reillymcwriting3 жыл бұрын
I guess that’s true but Phil also didn’t know she was a junkie
@R.A.M2223 жыл бұрын
@@reillymcwriting that’s just more fuel to the shit dad pile .
@אלוןשיינפלד3 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalone he's entire family are a bunch of idiots, including jim
@firmanimad3 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalonewhat were you watching? Jim has been a selfish asshole this whole time, blaming others and prioritizing his stupid show over literally anything else. He didn't care for his family, he clogged his toilet and flooded his neighbors flats, thinking that his show's money could solve everything. Also we don't even know what Hannah's family has done to solve her daughter's issues.
@abduljah93553 жыл бұрын
@@firmanimad Jim tried to get Hannah off of drugs and her parents weren't even there. Jim is an asshole but these other people are just as bad IMHO and much lazier.
@PlagueOfGripes12 жыл бұрын
POA more and more is becoming more of a show about one man's descent into total madness.
@monstergelo10726 жыл бұрын
POA?
@Drakulas776 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, Papa Plague is here!
@RWAsur4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit didn't expect to see you here, POG. Nice.
@capscaps044 жыл бұрын
Give me more flufly girls!!!
@Mischa21xo4 жыл бұрын
@@monstergelo1072 Porkin O'cross America I guess lol
@bodhiston55506 жыл бұрын
Missed the chance to say, "Miss you Hannah, Rest in Pork"
@lostskull74673 жыл бұрын
Jim might've been dumb, but he was by no means heartless
@murrayshekelberg97542 жыл бұрын
I think that was he most genuine and human line. It was a bit sad how he said it while trying to have the perky host persona going.
@Mocool686 жыл бұрын
this episode gave me mad anxiety
@hedged-valley11485 жыл бұрын
mama Nia thatsa spicy staffan you got there
@lithostheory4 жыл бұрын
The whole series is a big anxiety trigger haha
@sheriffrust4 жыл бұрын
Felt like a bad dream
@mr.classified61674 жыл бұрын
Cory from Cory in the House all grown up? I recognized you from the anime eyes.
@davemckay43594 жыл бұрын
Yeah nit low key
@JABS9916 жыл бұрын
Soft pallet and skin grafts? I think i fear how this series is going...
@MattsMCUniverse6 жыл бұрын
hard*
@cutecommie5 жыл бұрын
*palate
@waffleauflauf42135 жыл бұрын
*while puking* Voiceover: Wow! That was good!
@cmorglas912 жыл бұрын
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." Animal Farm
@shadocoke90956 жыл бұрын
6:06 I possibly the most epic transition ever
@magiv42054 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@bluebettle11 жыл бұрын
God, I can never finish the series. It just gets so dark that I get stressed out....
@kmm24426 жыл бұрын
Skin grafted with pig skin though...funny.
@bradmodd78564 жыл бұрын
trying this hard to be funny is painful to watch....they could have hired better writers
@whendaybreaks88364 жыл бұрын
@@bradmodd7856 what the... They have the best writers
@Ayr-me7vb3 жыл бұрын
@@bradmodd7856 looks like someone doesnt know what dark comedy is
@filiperosa74963 жыл бұрын
@@Ayr-me7vb this is not dark comedy, this is kafka
@CumtasticClimax11 жыл бұрын
I love how there's that cheery up lifting music during the dedication at the end.
@reginacollins858 Жыл бұрын
The number of times I've watched through this series has to have done some damage to my psyche. Definitely worth it though.
@benm1414 Жыл бұрын
Did you at least mix it with a healthy dose of The Onion's Sex House?
@neoxastro2407 Жыл бұрын
@@benm1414oh yes absolutely it is a trip especially high
@Mohammed_plt Жыл бұрын
@@neoxastro2407high on pig’s blood?
@zedc60723 жыл бұрын
'Chef Tony says you have blood on your face' 'It's not mine, it's not important' god this show is good
@kissit01212 жыл бұрын
It's happening! Jim is slowly being turned into a pig! He will be replaced more and more until he's an unrecognizable man-pig mutant!
@animal50853 жыл бұрын
Oh how well this aged
@joshdavis5991 Жыл бұрын
You were right!! Smart cookie!!
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 Жыл бұрын
@@joshdavis5991it was the only outcome
@Alistarwormwood12 жыл бұрын
no use crying over spilled blood
@denniz79176 жыл бұрын
This shit's just getting darker and darker...
@macemalakai4 жыл бұрын
"Is that..?" "It's your blood transfusion." "Oh... Never mind then" lolololol
@trancepsyde11 жыл бұрын
this series is incredible
@A_Dopamine_Molecule8 жыл бұрын
This deserves 10 x the views, I'm really surprised it never got as popular as other ONN videos. It's hella better than Sex House despite having 2% the views..
@TicTacYo1006 жыл бұрын
Sex sells, but still, I loved Sex House. Mainly because of how it progressed from sorta dark to dystopian in the end.
@maimonguy1236 жыл бұрын
Dopamine Well you forget that that show had SEX in the name
@kingslushie10186 жыл бұрын
AGREED!
@intsfeos87375 жыл бұрын
yeah well. Sex sells ...😁
@ianb88855 жыл бұрын
C L O U D Y D R I N K K I L L S F R O G S
@114fish Жыл бұрын
"I like my sausages al dente" my sides hurt from laughing I wish more people could see this. this series is brilliant and I wish they could do stuff like this again
@arbington5 жыл бұрын
“Porkin’ fast, and porkin’ with a purpose.” That’s my MO baby.
@mrniceguy71684 жыл бұрын
Jim Haggerty is so self centered he was more upset that he didn’t get to see his niece on time instead of being upset at her dying
@charsfm52036 жыл бұрын
I like my sausages al dente
@Exarian12 жыл бұрын
it's like sex house with more emphasis on dark humor than existential horror.
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi37135 жыл бұрын
what is the biggest rock?
@briantannenbaum81104 жыл бұрын
I’m not telling you anything that every god damn asshole don’t already know
@GameyRaccoon4 жыл бұрын
dude what was your name previously?
@marcelleroux91726 жыл бұрын
This is the best show in existence. I love Jim.
@seanlaffey36335 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe I haven’t watched this series yet. I die every time he pulls out a wad of cash.
@alexvlk6 жыл бұрын
Why have I not known about this series? OMG. It gets off the rails so fast.
@maxwheatley44973 жыл бұрын
I love how hes drinking pork's blood like it's coffee
@justacup86766 жыл бұрын
Can you make the “fast” moo shu?
@duncanurquhart52783 жыл бұрын
i love the throughline of almost all of the onion's shows (this, lake dredge appraisal, sex house) where everybody involved hates what's going on, doesn't want to be there, and/or is actively being harmed by the show but nobody can do anything to leave or stop it. It's like a bunch of different purgatories.
@soffa932 ай бұрын
lake dredge is pretty nice though, kim loves what he does, the dredgers make an honest living, it's just that sometimes passions can flare up and people come head to head. he even came to terms with his brother in the episode where they found a haunted painting depicting kims evil future self!
@cliftonfincham476411 жыл бұрын
lol, wish the food shows were really like this lol
@AlyssaTaylor94 жыл бұрын
"Can he make the fast Mu Shu? Tony Cho: *just shakes his head* Translator: "He says no"
@A_Dopamine_Molecule11 жыл бұрын
No crying over spilled blood...
@jmitterii26 жыл бұрын
Funny... very funny... laughing while feeling sick.
@marcusaurelius68710 жыл бұрын
I love seeing this guys life turn to shit because it makes me feel better of my own because i'm a selfish piece of shit.
@MsClaudiaDuran11 жыл бұрын
Porking Across America is black comedy at its finest.
@PhoenixPilot6 жыл бұрын
Claudia Duran ... what
@kissit0124 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixPilot she means dark comedy. Black comedy involves more swag
@StaySqueezy124 жыл бұрын
*Dark lol
@ganondorfchampin3 жыл бұрын
@@kissit012 Black comedy is the correct name, not dark comedy.
@VerdeBoy134 жыл бұрын
Jim’s life is systematically falling apart while he’s shooting this documentary. Classic
@acerola35765 ай бұрын
the symbolism of this hannah episode being the one where his commitment to pork quite literally spills blood…
@iCarb0n12 жыл бұрын
Every episode gets darker and darker, I love it.
@ploopybear5 жыл бұрын
"No use crying over spilled blood" *I'm crying* 😂😂😂
@skornie1235 жыл бұрын
I love the dramatic zooms and camera swings while the pork sausages lie on the cold grill ^^
@Clear112 жыл бұрын
This is just getting darker and less funnier every time.... and I love it.
@Macho_Fantastico Жыл бұрын
"Getting a skin graft took longer than I'd have hoped" Pure cold.
@mulletboater6 жыл бұрын
Wow! That was good!
@notsogreasy88512 жыл бұрын
It's the subtle humor I love, like him scratching his back at the very end,
@emilynightingale77585 жыл бұрын
i actually almost cried at the end, this poor guy. Hannah looked a mess though, RIP.
@Fadzi234212 жыл бұрын
At around 6:00, that zoom and cue music was just perfect. This episode is the best so far.
@Darkmatter1056 жыл бұрын
So hes turning into a zombie or vampire or something lol. I have not finished it but it seems to be taking a super dark turn lol.
@johnrankin71355 жыл бұрын
He's turning into a pig
@idontcare67365 жыл бұрын
A cannibalistic pig
@suqmacoknbals49294 жыл бұрын
@@idontcare6736 a prehistoric carnivore pig
@efraing24825 жыл бұрын
This show was ahead of its time. Please bring it back.
@MarcSteene12 жыл бұрын
poor guy, every episode his life breaks down a little more, yet he still manages to keep that positive smile
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
His frenetic descent into chaotic madness is eliciting deeply uncomfortable pangs of anxiety in me. So basically, yeah - I'm hooked. 😢😅
@BltchErica6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how he's addicted to pig blood lmao.
@woodok12 жыл бұрын
this show hits right in the feelings...:(
@magiv42054 жыл бұрын
I love how the pork dishes become more and more basic the longer this goes on
@lunan51973 ай бұрын
I love how all of these onion series slowly delve into body horror
@nGUNNARp5 жыл бұрын
this is getting exponentially funnier every episode even though it's so silly
@KOMAKOMA112 жыл бұрын
This just keeps getting better!
@1cont12 жыл бұрын
This is such rich comedy making fun of how pathetic and shallow "reality television" actually is. Good job.
@ncrthernlites2 жыл бұрын
I stumbled across this series and decided to give it a watch and I dont think ive ever been more invested in a webseries. I'm laughing, nearly crying, sad, and baffled all at once.
@Julianbrownsfan3 жыл бұрын
I love how everything goes wrong
@Thepnastyone12 жыл бұрын
Jims transformation is so awsome now i have to look forward to next thursday
@MsTrance112 жыл бұрын
look at the route he used to get to Hannah at 0:39 lol
@ComeToJesus12 жыл бұрын
String these together and you have a movie worth going to the theatres for.
@gorgonwiesel87683 жыл бұрын
I catched the metaphor of all this: You are what you eat.
@danrain1234512 жыл бұрын
I live in Rhode Island and I'm glad Jim decided to stop by! I thought they were going to make up the name of a town but Warwick is an actually city
@mirahorner62776 жыл бұрын
I've seen alot of these kind of tv series lately. Nice to see some parody.
@kylep1040 Жыл бұрын
This series deserves so many more views than it has.
@mrduckman22512 жыл бұрын
Onion, these are great. They're like a Greek tragedy.
@MrSchnitzel1912 жыл бұрын
He is such a great actor!
@BassWakil12 жыл бұрын
When they tell him they've grafted pig skin on him... I had to pause the video, as I laughed uncontrollably for about 5 minutes.
@u01evz612 жыл бұрын
This here is youtube video gold. Thank you, Onion!
@scj66933 жыл бұрын
“at one point, she was a beautiful girl who probably loved pork!”
@mrlahey59955 жыл бұрын
I can watch this for days
@theswan10933 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest series they have, but it is so difficult to watch. How much I’ve cringed while watching all the awful decisions being made and injuries that happen.
@dhruvgirgenti82684 жыл бұрын
6:05 is the best transition in the history of TV
@funaxon4 жыл бұрын
I love how Jim’s life is just falling apart
@DaKilldozer12 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the creative staff of whatever division of The Onion is responsible for these web series. The Onion's always been funny, but these things are works of art and amazing on so many levels.
@jeobeahon12 жыл бұрын
i feel so sorry for Jim but I'm so fuckin pissed at everyone else. Sure, he might not make the smartest decisions, but is there no one in his family that can see he cares? where would his career be w/o this show, huh? he can't just abandon it! sigh. poor Miranda.
@peaceman8055 жыл бұрын
Hello stranger from 6 years ago, I wanted to let you know, I agree
@alvarocafe3 жыл бұрын
Thought Slime got me here and I love him for it
@HKNYN111 жыл бұрын
warning don't watch while eating. i almost choked from laughing so hard
@emvv37845 ай бұрын
“and ive just learned shes been stabbed by a maniac with a broken piece of glass” 💀
@onee4 жыл бұрын
2:43 *Pukes* Jim: "Wow, that was good."
@OryxTheMadGod3 Жыл бұрын
"The chef says you have blood on your face" "It's not mine. It's not important."
@AnonyAnimal12 жыл бұрын
It's almost a parallel to the way he just moves on from the death of his niece for the sake of the show. "Oh well, gotta eat pork!"
@allopatricape12 жыл бұрын
It's been slow to develop, but now that there's more going on I like it. Bravo on this episode.
@kermitsewerside5 жыл бұрын
i love how in the last few seconds you see him scratching his back
@zeigbert17434 жыл бұрын
Porkin fast and with purpose. Words to live by.
@RstmMkdB5 жыл бұрын
"I like my sausages al dente" lmao
@JustJanitor3 жыл бұрын
The casting in this whole series was perfect
@Simulacrum03545 жыл бұрын
"wow that was good", throws up
@DZrache3 жыл бұрын
My head automatically translated 'peace' to 'pork'
@Mr.LaughingDuck12 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, because once this series is done, Tracy is going appear on the show and eat a hotdog that was once Jim. Yes, Tracy will eat Jim's hotdog...