Pork Marathon - Porkin' Across America - Ep 5

[@shupasopni]

"No use crying over spilled blood" Meanwhile Jim's family is falling apart.

[@screaminglamps-2812]

shupasopni kinda like the pork off the bone

[@taloob493]

And he's turning into pork

[@rvanhees89]

Lol slowly seeing Jim getting hooked on pigs blood. Also, I shall refrain from liking your comment so the counter will remain at the 666 mark. PHS!

[@christianweibrecht6555]

judging by the phone calls his family was already gone, just needed a spark to formalize the end

[@bluewuppo]

I just realized "spilled blood" is another term for death/killing someone.

[@HarrisonCSmith]

This is not youtube gold. This is a KZbin Diamond. Rare and seldom seen but 100% awesome. This is really great dark comedy.

[@PinheadPunk]

You've seen the reality show they have?

[@meinname5788]

Harrison C. Smith there is Nothing To add here. You Are absolutely on Point!

[@benm1414]

If you haven't check out their reality show "Sex House"

[@SteveOnlin]

Gold is rarer than diamonds

[@SteveOnlin]

@KoivuTheHab it is look it up

[@stevenpdx]

"Getting a skin graft took longer than I would've hoped."

[@quinndavis3955]

Steven Castellano at first I thought your profile picture was Thanos

[@Roam-de-route]

@@quinndavis3955 me too

[@cheapshotninja]

4:51 Brilliant, love it.

[@a_literal_brick]

I like how the man who just lost his daughter is sorry for him.

[@ifrazali3052]

Lol

[@zad_rasera]

Niece

[@hotsauce-ud1by]

Zad Ras phil lost his daugher not his niece. Jim the proganist lost his niece

[@chopun3862]

B R I C K. means that Hannah's father Phil was sorry for jim

[@lostskull7467]

It doesn't mean much when it was Jim who actually tried to help her and took her to rehab. Seriously, if Jim Haggerty cares more about your daughter than you, then you are quite fucked up.

[@fakeascanbe423]

"I don't wanna miss a thing... of pork" -Aerosmith

[@purplecornflake285]

I can’t explain it but the scenes where he’s gotten pig skin have filled me with the weirdest sense of dread

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

PurpleCornflake Half man, half ham. He is going to be a ham goblin by the end of this.

[@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683]

Its slow motion existential horror, like The Fly.

[@guitargutss]

It’s because a part of his body, the only thing that he owns for sure has been taken and replaced with a part of something else. Essentially taking away part of the only thing he can count on, and that is inherently the worst kind of dread

[@bochen1079]

Guitargutss T shut up

[@johnrankin7135]

@@bochen1079 no u

[@skippygirl959]

Hannah is with Nation now, RIP.

[@johnrankin7135]

@Big Seltzer he's dead now.

[@CoreyBetland79]

I just fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you!

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

@@snaesama Why do people keep calling him “Nation”?

[@ganondorfchampin]

Too soon

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

She's dead now.

[@BobGymlan]

This series has proven so stressful to watch.

[@johnnysilverhand6045]

Bob love your content and I’m so happy to see you watch the onion.

[@js2010ish]

😅 same im having nightmares

[@LightDragon777]

Jim reaching his hands into the scalding pot spiked my anxiety levels.

[@ActuallyHoudini]

and that comes from the bigfoot dude

[@nishottara777]

ive watched this several times over the years and it still stresses me out😮

[@Commanderziff]

Does the guy who's daughter died really have any room to talk? He left her sitting in a dilapidated house smoking crack. Jim simply taking her to rehab was more then her father was willing to do.

[@reillymcwriting]

I guess that’s true but Phil also didn’t know she was a junkie

[@R.A.M222]

@@reillymcwriting that’s just more fuel to the shit dad pile .

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

@@cactusmalone he's entire family are a bunch of idiots, including jim

[@firmanimad]

​@@cactusmalonewhat were you watching? Jim has been a selfish asshole this whole time, blaming others and prioritizing his stupid show over literally anything else. He didn't care for his family, he clogged his toilet and flooded his neighbors flats, thinking that his show's money could solve everything. Also we don't even know what Hannah's family has done to solve her daughter's issues.

[@abduljah9355]

@@firmanimad Jim tried to get Hannah off of drugs and her parents weren't even there. Jim is an asshole but these other people are just as bad IMHO and much lazier.

[@PlagueOfGripes]

POA more and more is becoming more of a show about one man's descent into total madness.

[@monstergelo1072]

POA?

[@Drakulas77]

Holy crap, Papa Plague is here!

[@RWAsur]

Oh shit didn't expect to see you here, POG. Nice.

[@capscaps04]

Give me more flufly girls!!!

[@Mischa21xo]

@@monstergelo1072 Porkin O'cross America I guess lol

[@bodhiston5550]

Missed the chance to say, "Miss you Hannah, Rest in Pork"

[@lostskull7467]

Jim might've been dumb, but he was by no means heartless

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

I think that was he most genuine and human line. It was a bit sad how he said it while trying to have the perky host persona going.

[@Mocool68]

this episode gave me mad anxiety

[@hedged-valley1148]

mama Nia thatsa spicy staffan you got there

[@lithostheory]

The whole series is a big anxiety trigger haha

[@sheriffrust]

Felt like a bad dream

[@mr.classified6167]

Cory from Cory in the House all grown up? I recognized you from the anime eyes.

[@davemckay4359]

Yeah nit low key

[@JABS991]

Soft pallet and skin grafts? I think i fear how this series is going...

[@MattsMCUniverse]

hard*

[@cutecommie]

*palate

[@waffleauflauf4213]

*while puking* Voiceover: Wow! That was good!

[@cmorglas9]

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." Animal Farm

[@shadocoke9095]

6:06 I possibly the most epic transition ever

[@magiv4205]

Lmao yes

[@bluebettle]

God, I can never finish the series. It just gets so dark that I get stressed out....

[@kmm2442]

Skin grafted with pig skin though...funny.

[@bradmodd7856]

trying this hard to be funny is painful to watch....they could have hired better writers

[@whendaybreaks8836]

@@bradmodd7856 what the... They have the best writers

[@Ayr-me7vb]

@@bradmodd7856 looks like someone doesnt know what dark comedy is

[@filiperosa7496]

@@Ayr-me7vb this is not dark comedy, this is kafka

[@CumtasticClimax]

I love how there's that cheery up lifting music during the dedication at the end.

[@reginacollins858]

The number of times I've watched through this series has to have done some damage to my psyche. Definitely worth it though.

[@benm1414]

Did you at least mix it with a healthy dose of The Onion's Sex House?

[@neoxastro2407]

@@benm1414oh yes absolutely it is a trip especially high

[@Mohammed_plt]

@@neoxastro2407high on pig’s blood?

[@zedc6072]

'Chef Tony says you have blood on your face' 'It's not mine, it's not important' god this show is good

[@kissit012]

It's happening! Jim is slowly being turned into a pig! He will be replaced more and more until he's an unrecognizable man-pig mutant!

[@animal5085]

Oh how well this aged

[@joshdavis5991]

You were right!! Smart cookie!!

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

@@joshdavis5991it was the only outcome

[@Alistarwormwood]

no use crying over spilled blood

[@denniz7917]

This shit's just getting darker and darker...

[@macemalakai]

"Is that..?" "It's your blood transfusion." "Oh... Never mind then" lolololol

[@trancepsyde]

this series is incredible

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

This deserves 10 x the views, I'm really surprised it never got as popular as other ONN videos. It's hella better than Sex House despite having 2% the views..

[@TicTacYo100]

Sex sells, but still, I loved Sex House. Mainly because of how it progressed from sorta dark to dystopian in the end.

[@maimonguy123]

Dopamine Well you forget that that show had SEX in the name

[@kingslushie1018]

AGREED!

[@intsfeos8737]

yeah well. Sex sells ...😁

[@ianb8885]

C L O U D Y D R I N K K I L L S F R O G S

[@114fish]

"I like my sausages al dente" my sides hurt from laughing I wish more people could see this. this series is brilliant and I wish they could do stuff like this again

[@arbington]

“Porkin’ fast, and porkin’ with a purpose.” That’s my MO baby.

[@mrniceguy7168]

Jim Haggerty is so self centered he was more upset that he didn’t get to see his niece on time instead of being upset at her dying

[@charsfm5203]

I like my sausages al dente

[@Exarian]

it's like sex house with more emphasis on dark humor than existential horror.

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

what is the biggest rock?

[@briantannenbaum8110]

I’m not telling you anything that every god damn asshole don’t already know

[@GameyRaccoon]

dude what was your name previously?

[@marcelleroux9172]

This is the best show in existence. I love Jim.

[@seanlaffey3633]

Can’t believe I haven’t watched this series yet. I die every time he pulls out a wad of cash.

[@alexvlk]

Why have I not known about this series? OMG. It gets off the rails so fast.

[@maxwheatley4497]

I love how hes drinking pork's blood like it's coffee

[@justacup8676]

Can you make the “fast” moo shu?

[@duncanurquhart5278]

i love the throughline of almost all of the onion's shows (this, lake dredge appraisal, sex house) where everybody involved hates what's going on, doesn't want to be there, and/or is actively being harmed by the show but nobody can do anything to leave or stop it. It's like a bunch of different purgatories.

[@soffa93]

lake dredge is pretty nice though, kim loves what he does, the dredgers make an honest living, it's just that sometimes passions can flare up and people come head to head. he even came to terms with his brother in the episode where they found a haunted painting depicting kims evil future self!

[@cliftonfincham4764]

lol, wish the food shows were really like this lol

[@AlyssaTaylor9]

"Can he make the fast Mu Shu? Tony Cho: *just shakes his head* Translator: "He says no"

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

No crying over spilled blood...

[@jmitterii2]

Funny... very funny... laughing while feeling sick.

[@marcusaurelius687]

I love seeing this guys life turn to shit because it makes me feel better of my own because i'm a selfish piece of shit.

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

Porking Across America is black comedy at its finest.

[@PhoenixPilot]

Claudia Duran ... what

[@kissit012]

@@PhoenixPilot she means dark comedy. Black comedy involves more swag

[@StaySqueezy12]

*Dark lol

[@ganondorfchampin]

@@kissit012 Black comedy is the correct name, not dark comedy.

[@VerdeBoy13]

Jim’s life is systematically falling apart while he’s shooting this documentary. Classic

[@acerola3576]

the symbolism of this hannah episode being the one where his commitment to pork quite literally spills blood…

[@iCarb0n]

Every episode gets darker and darker, I love it.

[@ploopybear]

"No use crying over spilled blood" *I'm crying* 😂😂😂

[@skornie123]

I love the dramatic zooms and camera swings while the pork sausages lie on the cold grill ^^

[@Clear1]

This is just getting darker and less funnier every time.... and I love it.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"Getting a skin graft took longer than I'd have hoped" Pure cold.

[@mulletboater]

Wow! That was good!

[@notsogreasy8851]

It's the subtle humor I love, like him scratching his back at the very end,

[@emilynightingale7758]

i actually almost cried at the end, this poor guy. Hannah looked a mess though, RIP.

[@Fadzi2342]

At around 6:00, that zoom and cue music was just perfect. This episode is the best so far.

[@Darkmatter105]

So hes turning into a zombie or vampire or something lol. I have not finished it but it seems to be taking a super dark turn lol.

[@johnrankin7135]

He's turning into a pig

[@idontcare6736]

A cannibalistic pig

[@suqmacoknbals4929]

@@idontcare6736 a prehistoric carnivore pig

[@efraing2482]

This show was ahead of its time. Please bring it back.

[@MarcSteene]

poor guy, every episode his life breaks down a little more, yet he still manages to keep that positive smile

[@justinklenk]

His frenetic descent into chaotic madness is eliciting deeply uncomfortable pangs of anxiety in me. So basically, yeah - I'm hooked. 😢😅

[@BltchErica]

I fucking love how he's addicted to pig blood lmao.

[@woodok]

this show hits right in the feelings...:(

[@magiv4205]

I love how the pork dishes become more and more basic the longer this goes on

[@lunan5197]

I love how all of these onion series slowly delve into body horror

[@nGUNNARp]

this is getting exponentially funnier every episode even though it's so silly

[@KOMAKOMA1]

This just keeps getting better!

[@1cont]

This is such rich comedy making fun of how pathetic and shallow "reality television" actually is. Good job.

[@ncrthernlites]

I stumbled across this series and decided to give it a watch and I dont think ive ever been more invested in a webseries. I'm laughing, nearly crying, sad, and baffled all at once.

[@Julianbrownsfan]

I love how everything goes wrong

[@Thepnastyone]

Jims transformation is so awsome now i have to look forward to next thursday

[@MsTrance1]

look at the route he used to get to Hannah at 0:39 lol

[@ComeToJesus]

String these together and you have a movie worth going to the theatres for.

[@gorgonwiesel8768]

I catched the metaphor of all this: You are what you eat.

[@danrain12345]

I live in Rhode Island and I'm glad Jim decided to stop by! I thought they were going to make up the name of a town but Warwick is an actually city

[@mirahorner6277]

I've seen alot of these kind of tv series lately. Nice to see some parody.

[@kylep1040]

This series deserves so many more views than it has.

[@mrduckman225]

Onion, these are great. They're like a Greek tragedy.

[@MrSchnitzel19]

He is such a great actor!

[@BassWakil]

When they tell him they've grafted pig skin on him... I had to pause the video, as I laughed uncontrollably for about 5 minutes.

[@u01evz6]

This here is youtube video gold. Thank you, Onion!

[@scj6693]

“at one point, she was a beautiful girl who probably loved pork!”

[@mrlahey5995]

I can watch this for days

[@theswan1093]

This has to be one of the funniest series they have, but it is so difficult to watch. How much I’ve cringed while watching all the awful decisions being made and injuries that happen.

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

6:05 is the best transition in the history of TV

[@funaxon]

I love how Jim’s life is just falling apart

[@DaKilldozer]

Kudos to the creative staff of whatever division of The Onion is responsible for these web series. The Onion's always been funny, but these things are works of art and amazing on so many levels.

[@jeobeahon]

i feel so sorry for Jim but I'm so fuckin pissed at everyone else. Sure, he might not make the smartest decisions, but is there no one in his family that can see he cares? where would his career be w/o this show, huh? he can't just abandon it! sigh. poor Miranda.

[@peaceman805]

Hello stranger from 6 years ago, I wanted to let you know, I agree

[@alvarocafe]

Thought Slime got me here and I love him for it

[@HKNYN1]

warning don't watch while eating. i almost choked from laughing so hard

[@emvv3784]

“and ive just learned shes been stabbed by a maniac with a broken piece of glass” 💀

[@onee]

2:43 *Pukes* Jim: "Wow, that was good."

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

"The chef says you have blood on your face" "It's not mine. It's not important."

[@AnonyAnimal]

It's almost a parallel to the way he just moves on from the death of his niece for the sake of the show. "Oh well, gotta eat pork!"

[@allopatricape]

It's been slow to develop, but now that there's more going on I like it. Bravo on this episode.

[@kermitsewerside]

i love how in the last few seconds you see him scratching his back

[@zeigbert1743]

Porkin fast and with purpose. Words to live by.

[@RstmMkdB]

"I like my sausages al dente" lmao

[@JustJanitor]

The casting in this whole series was perfect

[@Simulacrum0354]

"wow that was good", throws up

[@DZrache]

My head automatically translated 'peace' to 'pork'

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

Don't worry, because once this series is done, Tracy is going appear on the show and eat a hotdog that was once Jim. Yes, Tracy will eat Jim's hotdog...

[@abduljah9355]

Doubt it was the first time