Riley Mau Gets His Second Kiss... and his Date Stolen

[@jayp9624]

*Riley talking about having a horrible time* Theo: “Hurry it up” 😂😂

[@jordanwilson8277]

Lol love theo but he can be a dick.. especially to riley

[@HartJon282]

@@jordanwilson8277nah i think he just realized he was pandering on the story and doesn't exactly have the best way with words as you can tell

[@sltho]

Took him 3:50 to turn lololol

[@pussylips82]

@@jordanwilson8277 He’s done with him after that story. It was beyond pitiful. God bless that boy 😂

[@jpk9902]

He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277

[@christophernoble76]

riley coming out of his shell, he spoke a couple full sentences today

[@BattleBro77]

He's a changed man

[@adamdrakestudio]

Amazing to see.

[@demurph]

2nd kiss will do it

[@climatixseuche]

and Theo is like "Hurry it up" xD

[@rich8307]

few more years and he might go for a full paragraph.

[@matthewhomesley5230]

I love how Riley just sits there straight face when Theo is spitting some wild lines 😂

[@bradenwuesthoff5639]

I know bro 😂😂 If I was Riley I would be dying laughing when Theo said he’s going to make an aquarium

[@TheSwitchedConservative]

I’m saying! I don’t know how he does it lol

[@Jilbr]

He’s definitely got abit of the tism

[@BigKO89]

Did he say burp that sweat whistle 😭

[@JS-qz9cc]

“You’ve still never burped that sweat whistle have you daddy?” “I have not” completely deadpan Only Theo 😂

[@coffeeandtrance]

theo could have said literally any phrase and riley would have (correctly) assumed he was referring to sex

[@eall5630]

Masturbating not sex@@coffeeandtrance

[@surfin90]

He’s talking bout busting a nut lol Riley never even ejaculated before bro 😂😂

[@gavinactivateja3869]

sweat whistle lol

[@Myke664]

Jesus lol

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

Riley is a gentlemen and an alpha male for Christ. Respect

[@GartB]

He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.

[@Gary_Winthorpe]

He’s not an alpha at all 😂

[@GartB]

@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is: 1. A man after Gods own heart 2. Lives a pure lifestyle 3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife 4. Is composed and articulate Sounds like an alpha

[@Gary_Winthorpe]

@@GartB that’s not what alpha means at all 😂

[@GartB]

@@Gary_Winthorpe Then you explain what it is

[@joshcgavin1]

The Riley mau sexcapade updates are always the best segment.

[@p-mac5969]

If shes willing to switch things up that fast, she doesn’t belong in your life. Dodged a bullet without even knowing it.

[@M1911pap]

Hes looking for a wife, shes looking for a fuck. She just wants to have fun, not that serious bruv

[@ComeAlongKay]

Yeah she’s a modern woman. They have no ethics integrity or true morality it’s all selfish agenda and warped gender and woke ideology.

[@ComeAlongKay]

I’m more shocked when a hear of women not doing that and just being normal.

[@TtotheCizzel]

most women wouldn't do that. She's clearly a cunt@@ComeAlongKay

[@RandomRabbit007]

Not at all. She dodged him. Dude is a weak passive beta-male. No woman wants that

[@rextyrannos4517]

dude taking the seat back is a pure power move. alpha riley

[@jonXler]

Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"

[@daddyjub2038]

Gotta watch the quiet ones, riley might seem a pushover but he went on to shed blood in the chair battle. Love his appearances every time riley is the man

[@DarrenMichaelMusic]

"Let me just slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic" 🤣

[@BettyLayne-o9j]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@meesh1002]

I lol’d at that part

[@pez_the_person]

Lmfao killed me

[@tebonete]

Riley is the man love how honest he is

[@cyancarpool]

how does riley not laugh, it’s like theo lobotomized his capability to laugh

[@williamcarnero9595]

He has to hate theos humor to manage to not laugh at his shit ever

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

I think he’s acoustic

[@kyle896]

Bc he’s boring af, that’s why he got his seat taken.

[@cyancarpool]

@@kyle896 we all disagree w u bub

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

This is Theos apprentice He's training to be as funny as Theo one day

[@matthewbrown5442]

We need a Theo & Riley buddy cop / roadtrip movie 🤣

[@erlend1587]

Directed by Louis C.K.

[@Azot333]

And Tim Dillon is the sergeant or bus driver

[@ragnarlothbrok938]

With Bobby Lee as a gay hitchhiker they pick up.

[@gotusgotus]

​@@ragnarlothbrok938With Bobby Lee and Neil Patrick Harris looking for white Castle after Riley hooks up 🤣

[@TG3XTREME]

Riley seems like he's gotten more comfortable in general. Character Development

[@millionenabonenntenohnevideo]

thats benefit number 34 of NoFap

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Because of Theo

[@paisano777]

Theo is so pumped for Riley 😂😂

[@raycongfs]

Lol living vicariously thru him cause hes too busy bangin his head in his honda and he got blockers on his phone lol

[@nicole866]

“More darker”…. 😭You can say black Riley, it’s okay

[@marcoperez5592]

I thought the exact same thing 🤣

[@GriegSchidenberg]

Is it ok tho

[@BigKO89]

I had a perfect feeling that was what he was about to say 😭 buddy got robbed by one of them brothas

[@kyle896]

@@BigKO89one of those urban guys

[@Metallute]

It, sadly, absolutely isn't. Not in a podcast that's gonna be heard by Lord-knows-how-many-people. My man dodged a bullet anyway. Gang.

[@Avgytbwatcher1765]

“MY GOD” “I can rent you out to a couple holly wood executives rnnn” 😂😂😂

[@raycongfs]

As bobby lee would say.." outta pocket" lol

[@yeserakkad1822]

Getting dark in here 😂😂😂

[@jhandle900]

When Theo puts on the Ray Charles glasses, you know it's gonna be great 😂

[@timj4601]

love how empathetic and interested theo is in Riley Mau's experience

[@dashingdreww1185]

Theo saying hurry it up was funny af 😂😂😂

[@Xx6blood1hound4xX]

After stopping him every 3 words and going in tangents lmao I was Ctfu

[@maizegod6840]

“Did you uhhh burp that sweat whistle yet daddy?” Funniest shit ever

[@HeartlessWon506]

This felt like Theo was on a strong micro dose of mushrooms… he was dropping so many gems.

[@yulurkinbrah]

strong micro dose is an oxymoron

[@Rodrigo-tk2fm]

He was peak level flow state

[@HeartlessWon506]

@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡

[@abelw147]

I think it might've been his favorite strain of weed

[@peterkovach8655]

Nerd!@@HeartlessWon506

[@fsttag1]

Didn’t think Riley would last this long tbh

[@wronggg]

He's unjackable.

[@fsttag1]

@@wronggg unfuckwithable

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

The autism is strong with this one

[@stefbruins7411]

@@fsttag1 hahaha

[@demurph]

@@wronggg😂😂😂😂😂

[@GaryLee123]

This is better than any written comedy could be 😂

[@CreapingDeth]

"I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood execs right now” lol 5:22

[@YRKSTX]

“At least 17 of that has to be pure, Grade A Maple semen” 😭

[@gotusgotus]

Fucking Theo lmao!

[@modelomacy516]

Riley is a champion 🏆

[@scrock8621]

I almost clapped when he said Maple Seaman… Theo’s word play is awesome

[@joehayes5442]

Riley Mau is Theo’s Jordan Schlansky. Perfect comedic relationship

[@joshg3465]

Great observation

[@J3R3MI6]

“Burp that little diving board in the back of a Limousine” ⚰️

[@jackbritain9700]

Screaming at this 😂

[@tekit97]

This was gold😂 and Riley you have some balls man! And the beard looks good on you!

[@AJ-das]

Yes balls, filled more than any balls on this planet

[@jonathanfletcher97]

Lesson learned brotha. Do NOT get up on the bathroom if the wolves are circling the wagon.

[@manofSPACE_]

5:30 i love how he’s just looking around the room like theos not saying the most insane shit about him being an executives nut dispenser 😂😂

[@Johnnyappl3seed63]

This cleansed my soul baby gang gang

[@Johnryan78045]

I’ll second this

[@dnavarro972]

We need more Riley Mau

[@coffeeandtrance]

the arc of riley mau is better than most movies these days

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

It would be a awesome Teen drama The adventures of Riley Mau😂

[@mikestaub]

Riley has king energy.

[@Dash1282]

Yep, strong Christian morals. He seems like he has a great future.

[@jasonolinger7585]

Yea, western women call it boring, they would prefer a drug dealer who has no respect for them.

[@takalani3367]

Uncle Theo is a such a hypeman for young Riley

[@iy4d]

Theo is a fire hypeman ngl

[@ShroomyD]

How is Theo supporting and roasting at the same time 😂

[@joshcgavin1]

I feel like when Riley mau finally bust the fucking worlds gonna end

[@elodie_your_nice_friend]

Your content is fresh, keep it going!

[@_boof]

Riley’s blank stare at Theo just going off is great.

[@gammadodeka]

”Did you play any music on your phone?” Hahaha Theo I love you

[@kp4265]

The unbustable

[@ashleyxrose]

Hahaha unsinkable Molly Brown, unbustable Riley Mao

[@6jackson650]

😭”you blasted that corn stock yet?” something a louisiana dad would ask

[@Dwrek2]

"Burped that sweat whistle "

[@kieran5302]

Stalk*

[@6jackson650]

@@kieran5302 thank u bro

[@MoneyHungryENT817]

Damn that Honda civic line hurt my heart lmao 🤣

[@Hcvr7256]

More darker 😂

[@nateone6632]

Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro

[@gmontano5454]

That sweat whistle 😂😂😂

[@KewlCali420]

Aquariummmmm

[@BNG1Fdarest]

"she came down to me"... Theo "ahhh a feminist"..!!! ROFL

[@stefbruins7411]

I laughed so hard

[@simianec4507]

thats not the line

[@melgbs11]

„MOUTHCOCK“ - Theo Von, 2024

[@mzmoss0314]

Theo always asks the best follow up questions 😭😭

[@mikemurray5820]

This is my favorite bit ever and it’s not even a bit 😂😂😂

[@Avgytbwatcher1765]

“Let me just go back and slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic…that’s how much I’m worth” lmao I’ve had those moments too.

[@billiemack64]

“Burped that sweat whistle” is hilarious 😂

[@Joann-ml6909]

Riley - “ no actually she came down to me a little bit” Theo- “hell ya feminism!” 😂

[@Ian-hd3od]

Theo knows a thing or two about stolen dates

[@ancientcall7737]

Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂

[@inspaceinyourface]

My food was about to come out my nose when Theo said “I dunno if I believe that.” After Riley said his weight

[@AJ-das]

My favorite part of this whole thing 😂😂😂😂

[@dano8335]

Theo really loves torturing himself. The only time he visably gets frustrated is talking to Riley lmao

[@Dad-in-WA]

Theo trying to get the details on the 2nd kiss..lmao..killing me!

[@nlmnyc]

Damn! A current Riley Mau clip. Ya’ll are the greatest comedy duo since Hope and Crosby.

[@Raheem0177]

Treasure chest of one liners from Theo here 😂

[@ridemnt]

at least 17 of that is pure grade a maple

[@jimmyhoward653]

The "oh god" at 8:39 just completely killed me🤣

[@dogbarkhollow]

2:58 we have a fuckin beetle joining the party on Riley’s mic

[@celestialfiend]

How... how did you spot that lmfao Left side of mic stand for anyone else Mad respect for seeing that 👊🏼

[@chickentoucher55]

Damn bruh

[@ash2861]

💀💀💀

[@eloygutierrez7377]

riley so honest and just a true legend

[@louismaiden8360]

NEED MORE RILEY AND THEO

[@dianeb.4782]

Love Riley & wish him the best 🎉

[@J3R3MI6]

If Howard Stern’s son smoked glue… daily.

[@dirkjewitt5037]

For all the victories, there are still, many lost battles.

[@kevinnix5495]

"Burped that sweat whistle" 😂

[@gotusgotus]

Idk how Riley doesnt laugh when Theo says all these lines. I would be bursting with laughter!! 😂 😂

[@godsglizzy2232]

"burped that sweat whistle" 😂😂😂

[@CezaMVO]

I truly believe in destiny, we are meant to meet certain people in life, because theo and riley are such polar opposites yet they are perfect together

[@raycongfs]

Undynamic duo some would say lol you right

[@skysav100]

Theo smacked the mic away so upset🤣

[@bradfaulkner6013]

Theo needs to be there on Rileys date giving a play by play commentary.

[@jas9239]

Congrats to theos sister for getting her final nurse GED

[@MrSnoopdogg64]

I respect Riley Mau, it's such a pleasure to see him develop

[@homr]

7:10 Riley : Actually she came down to me Theo : *nods* Fuck yeah son, FEMINISM

[@jetlife2thenextlife371]

I had every reaction Theo did listening to it lol

[@Jhanna111]

Give me that Korean Kim-chi, Ninja style 🥷 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️👏🏻🌎😂

[@SevenTwo7ven]

This was so fucking funny. Love these pods so much

[@bori1986]

Theo is on another level with them one liners

[@nolaquev]

Aw, Riley is adorable ❤

[@GARR255]

I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood executive right now LMAOOO

[@stingray427man]

The continuing saga of the 808 dewd 🤙

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

4:01 as Riley processes what happened 😮 man i feel for you bro

[@jordanwebster1844]

Burped that sweat whistle I am done 😂😂😂😂

[@Losi_Los]

Riley is a role model 👑

[@diegosandoval5842]

“Loiter in the distance angry for a while” 😭😭😭

[@somethingginterestingg4275]

"A white guy" "No" "WOWWWW"

[@bowbeez1995]

8:37 Theo hitting the mic and saying oh god made it all that much funnier lol

[@benrosenbower2959]

my favorite on going story, really looking forward to when riley finally blasts that corn stalk

[@Jhanna111]

Thank you for making us cry 😭 Theo Von 😂🤷🏻‍♀️👍👏🏻🌎

[@aimeekova]

Riley is low key hilarious and a warrior for Christ … keep on that narrow path brother x

[@jpk9902]

Riley should have told the guy "I could survive prison, you know"

[@gunny7769]

this is the only time riley opening his mouth made me smile hahaaha

[@rustincole_w1339]

"So ya still have never burped that sweat whistle have ya daddy?"

[@raycongfs]

Its like out of context he makes no sense but in context its the most creative metaphors you've ever heard lol

[@FlatThumb]

Say his name: Riley Mau. We are all cheering for you bro!