Theo and Shane Gillis Are Getting Ready For The Uprising

[@tpjmadrigal12]

Theo looks like Velma from Scooby-Doo nearing the end of the transition.

[@janajenkins1710]

Thats hilarious 😂

[@MeltWithU]

Velma and Shaggy’s love child, with the chin strap he has going on. LoL

[@410kane]

​@@MeltWithU i was gonna say that 😂😂😂

[@urignorance2922]

Shaggy meets velma look

[@CJ-uu3lk]

Themlaaaa!!!

[@itzybitzyspyder]

Theo, in his final form, is the perfect combination of Wayne and Garth.

[@mordie31]

Underrated

[@DabstiX]

Lfao

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Hear me out, abolish the military the education system and then we will finally be able to afford to start getting out of the debt slavery we are all under against our wills

[@thomasnussbaumer1556]

word!

[@Professor__S]

Party on Wayne🤟 Party on Garth 🤟 😂

[@christinechin1909]

“a thing that holds your eyes in but it doesn’t” got me good.

[@cheeseburgerbae5272]

“That…. Uhhh… eye rag, that lets you see” 🤣🤣🤣

[@brycewilson1909]

Shane is right, bum battalions would be pretty tough to reign in after a victory in battle lmao

[@ryantiller5624]

All they'll need is one victory and they'll become addicted. And there's no coming in between the homeless and a good solid addiction

[@ltlibby6220]

Well, you just keep that energy going, take the hardest ones, and make a special bum company that would be a great intelligency asset and could sneak up on anyone.

[@CanWeGetDeep]

Facts

[@fightington]

You cant rely on discipline obviously and need to work with you have. So it's a steady campaign with victories/losses sandwiched between pre and post pharmacy raids with good understanding by command of troop capacity and preference or Fri/Sat night actions - which these guys have already

[@PunishedKenny]

@@ryantiller5624 I bet that's how Genghis Khan got started.

[@jude7225]

Theo is one pair of Birkenstocks away from screaming at men at some college campus

[@cpeace3172]

😂😂😂

[@jasoncharles8651]

I think he's wearing crocks right now.

[@muskulls4bones249]

I really hate how hippies hijacked Birkenstocks they’re a superior species of sandal

[@triptank7857]

Theos the man u keep his name out of you''''''re trans mouth

[@DebbieDwyer-cd5lh]

😂😂😂

[@DanielSiemek]

Theo is literally the smartest and dumbest human being, both at the same time. It's amazing.

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

Yeah I also noticed this. It's impressive how smart he can be sometimes for a dumb guy. Or the other way around.

[@ldowdy9828]

He baffles with bullshit, and dazzles with Brilliance

[@naylik2562]

its becuz hes a smart funny guy who doesn't try to sound cool

[@musclemary2227]

He should be studied 😂

[@geoffreyyoste45]

I’ve noticed that too over the last couple years. He’s definitely streetsmart but he’s also definitely Street dumb. But I got a support my neighbor, so give them hell Theo. Peace from Mississippi

[@TheFunnyRepublican]

Theo has differing degrees of funny. The more of his references you understand, the funnier he is. Because he hides little Easter Eggs in almost every sentence.

[@ldowdy9828]

Even when I don't understand the references he still cracks me up. Something like the old saying " If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit." Even when I think what he is saying is bullshit, I crack up.

[@Doorito_]

"You don't know him like i do, there's more to it!" - Someone on Spahn ranch

[@joesuchy1157]

Yo only republicans are truly funny liberals don't get humor

[@nedisahonkey]

Pretty funny you think Theo has esoteric references.

[@joegibbskins]

@@nedisahonkeythis is what happens when a dumb guy feels the need to justify liking something

[@SparrowEmpire]

It looks like Theo missed his assignment for throwing soup at a painting today

[@zachscott4867]

That’s funny.👍🏼

[@shelbyM-r9h]

Goddamn that’s good

[@JDPower-ej3rx]

Underrated comment fr

[@humbertocastellanos6417]

😂

[@BigDan7114]

😂😂😂better than the video !

[@glennmorris25]

Shane is in quiet awe of Theo’s creative brilliance

[@mrbuckets5445]

nah, he's looking at all the clownish props Theo's draped on himself and keeping it 100

[@forgot2wipe]

What are you talking about lol​@TheLastDispensation

[@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671]

Pretty sure blue triangle Harvey Milk never got tased 😂

[@glennmorris25]

@@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671 did you copy and paste this into the wrong thread? what does this mean?

[@lucusgriffith]

@TheLastDispensation it’s not that deep

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

Bums are already walking around with Ninja Turtle weapons. Shane talking serious and Theo takes it all the way left 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@doubles7533]

The comment section when Theo does a show with literally any guest: "These two should have their own show together"

[@frarfarf]

ThE cHeMiStRy

[@pyrogaming5071]

to be fair other than shultz pod, gillis works for most xD@@frarfarf

[@tobymcflurry258]

true, but shane and theo are literally the best combo so its valid here.

[@grattten98]

Nah, but Shane is different bro.

[@hammurds]

@@tobymcflurry258Theo and Tim Dillon are great too

[@bullittdog4352]

Theo is like a bottle rocket with the stick broke off…no idea where he’s going but something cool is happening in the end!

[@OnyxStudios720p]

🤣

[@brandygriffiss]

Theo is really starting to look like my lesbian aunt😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johneone6810]

Starting? If he smoked misty 120's he'd be my aunt Rhonda. Better known as Ron!

[@brandygriffiss]

@@johneone6810 💀😂😂😂😂😳 My Aunt Christine with her Winston's no filter, they called her Chris

[@rydersmith7652]

@@johneone6810uncle Ron

[@Oh_Good_Shot]

😂😂😂😂

[@Joemommuh69]

Literally told myself damn he’s startin to look like a lesbian then i hit the comments 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewholmes8638]

" It feels like someone in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that is connected to you". This has to be the best description of being shocked or electrocuted ive ever heard. It does feel like that.

[@WoodsyWoodson]

The most creative for sure😂

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

Theo is secretly asking all the real questions we need real answers to.

[@rfs55]

But he doesn't give answers 😂

[@captainfrisbee8075]

Relative to where you're at. Start with, who's your support system.

[@idontknowyouthatsmypurse]

@@captainfrisbee8075ngl what you said was pretty profound

[@dontbestupid6664]

That doorbell reference is freakin genius and true.

[@jesseliles]

So oddly accurate 🤣

[@Psyfi85]

Immediately thought of humans as electrical conductors, which we are.

[@Rickydiculus]

Step dad's are living in the home with the ex and kids, divorced dads are the boots on the ground

[@Kennypowers51]

Theo's lesbian energy looking like he drives a Suburu, has a big dog, and teaches middle school PE.

[@tomasagustin45]

And wears a Mrs. Frizzle style sweat suit.

[@kzilla3]

Dude KP i drive a Subaru legacy is that lesbian energy? or is the suv ones? Pls lemme know lol

[@dmacarthur5356]

Subaru has two very different customer classes from very differnt worlds lol. @@kzilla3

[@ChristopherDonegan-n6m]

He’s like an MMA lesbian who melted his mousse mullet in a tanning booth

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Yu literally described someone real out there in less than two sentences well articulated

[@dan1579]

I love how Theo is both introspective about the subject of tazing but also so ridiculous at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanielschmeling]

Ninja turtle weapons given to bums and step-dads lol. That's probably how an uprising actually starts

[@Brandon-xv3gi]

As a stepdad I'm willing to help the homeless deal with a few rednecks around here for the good of humanity.

[@jeffsilvey8799]

Not if a lot of them already have at least a nine or some kind of training they actually took seriously so no.

[@noesse4736]

@@jeffsilvey8799Wait’ll you hear about homeless veterans

[@nathanielschmeling]

@@jeffsilvey8799 Not all jokes start with knock knock.

[@spacemancam]

“You’re Never going to be able to beat Little Debbie, Nextel… or Facebook if you can’t take out a comedy club.” -Theo and Shane

[@EricJCaraballoso]

straight gold

[@Sbeve_One]

Theo trying to describe the ninja turtles bandana killed me 😂

[@TheSweetswed]

Theo saying Arm em lol then immediately trying to temper it down 🤣😂🤣

[@ColtyT33]

These two are the only guys in the Rogan-sphere I can still tolerate

[@Cobbido]

is normand in the el rogo sphere?

[@donkeykonghustler]

@@Cobbido yes and Tim Dillon too

[@chadbrown5541]

What? You don't like Brendan Shaub?? He's the funniest of them all!

[@lsuronak1992]

@@chadbrown5541lmfao

[@noahsdad1987]

Yeah I've never been a fan of Bert. Use to like tom but he fell off. Shane, mark, and theo are amazing

[@sanseb17]

"to hold your eyes in"😂😂😂 these 2 are hilarious together,shane has sometimes a look like "yeah ok,3 sec owww haha with you Theo" command from on a horse,you re like a God 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaundiltz5821]

Downs man and a lesbian is a podcast I didn’t know I needed. Hi Shane

[@micahrowe]

He’s not gonna read this.

[@dyllanfitzallen1541]

Youd be suprised 😅 ​@micahrowe

[@scallie6462]

​@@micahrowe commenting negative shit on a 5 month old post 💀

[@micahrowe]

@@scallie6462 what are you talking about? You got in your feelings quickly! Just perpetual period attitude with you, huh?

[@scallie6462]

@@micahrowe projecting 💀

[@ho0t0w1]

Bum Fights 2: Electric Bumgaloo

[@spamdatgd6326]

I laughed at this comment about the same as the ridiculousness of this incredibly necessary convo between Shane and Theo

[@St.Smitty]

Theo's explanation of what a taser feels like 😂

[@jasoncharles8651]

These two and mark are the funniest and most realistic people on the planet.

[@reggiefurlow1]

Theo dressed like he is into healing crystal's

[@DavyRo]

When Theo has fellow comedians on with him, it's gold listening to his show at work. Gets me through the day & takes my mind off all the bad negative shit going on.

[@colehowe]

He’s incredibly creative. Good way to remind yourself that there’s nothing stopping you from just goofing around during the day

[@Becca_Lynn]

I still never know what’s gonna come out of Theo’s mouth. 💀😭

[@travis3236]

Marbles

[@michaelfrazier3148]

I’m not sure he does at times.

[@1three7]

Lol pretty sure he doesn't either until after it came out

[@EricJCaraballoso]

"how are they going to take over Little Debbie's, Nextel, and Facebook..." what a list 😂

[@Unforgettable_Name]

He's predictably unpredictable

[@krispytott]

Did Shane miss Theo's "poops on the ground" play on words for "troops on the ground"????? That was gold! Theo broke character and laughed so it was hard to hear.

[@carlcarlson5553]

It was a play on words for "boots on the ground" not troops

[@erikkibler3466]

It rhymes even better with boots😂

[@TC8787-yq7og]

@@twotatanka5396 “actual comedian” is subjective, if someone is a pro comedian then they’re a comedian, regardless of opinion.

[@krispytott]

@@erikkibler3466 "poops" rhymes better with "boots" than it does with "troops"??? You lost me there.

[@krispytott]

@@twotatanka5396They have different styles which we should appreciate. It didn't seem like Shane was down for being this goofy and it seemed like he was trying too much. Shane is funny in his own way though.

[@kwg5044]

Y'all trollin' on Theo. That's love son. Gang gang

[@mikekolb3912]

Theo is firing on all cylinders here lol, Shane is trying to catch up 😂

[@toddstreet1734]

Theo's glasses makes him look much like Theo has glasses on

[@DoomSet.]

Theo finna lead us to the promise land

[@gdbssa]

Hopefully to a place people dont say finna

[@michaelhunziker7287]

​@@gdbssaAmen

[@ds698]

6:19 “bums by us” sounds like a store you go to buy a bum lol.

[@tuckerchisholm1005]

“The cops would come up like ‘hey man we’ll tase you if you want.’ Theres just like, not a lot of nightlife” Dude what 😂😂😂 2:10

[@Smk12476]

Theo is in his Andy Milonakis phase😂

[@dragan2324]

Don't call him a peahead...

[@HenryChops]

Fuckkk 😂

[@ryanmason5192]

@@dragan2324what if he has peas on his head

[@dragan2324]

@@ryanmason5192If life hands him that lemon, he'll just have to make beef stew I guess

[@roberttorres4893]

@10:55 Theo is so ahead of our time, wh3n he said Haiti, the prior 10 minutes that was funny as hell now makes so much sense. Gangs in Haiti over ran the prison walls from outside and fr33d 3000 inmates 😂

[@shelbyM-r9h]

His description of a taser experience is hilarious

[@DannyGodlewski]

Shane and Theo are hilarious together. The fact that Shane knows K&A in Philly is proof how shitty that area is

[@grodergroder]

WE MAKIN' IT OFF SKID ROW WITH THIS ONE

[@warbydeception3228]

A Bo Staff that can tell if you’re being good… lmfao just off the cuff like it’s something not crazy. That’s the genius of Theo.

[@timothymohr5816]

Lmao... theos got Shane speechless didn't think that could happen

[@roymunson1]

Theo man, them glasses make ya look like an alphabet person.

[@frizzyrowlock9698]

I could listen to these two riff for hours

[@johnfritz7222]

Shane knows, after their first victory there'd be like 5 coups being established for the next day

[@cthncthn7405]

These are both guys where the hidden undercurrent of comedy becomes visible. With Theo he maintains this constant tension where it seems like he is going to step into something funny, and you don’t know how much of it is conscious and how much is not, which makes it even funnier. The anticipation of being on the verge of precariously landing in doodoo looms heavy

[@Robert-bk1dm]

Yeah baby. Theo rocking the Austin powers look. Groovy baby. Peace out.

[@brandonmunsen6035]

As someone whos suffered homelessness since I was an infant. This was quite depressing. Homeless people are far from immune to diesease. I got sick a lot when I was homeless as I was always in the elements and always dirty. I genuinely hope homeless people start taking action against society.

[@User_yhvz]

You do realize these guys are comedians right?

[@MrWrathkun]

​@@User_yhvzso? And? Your point? That people cant say anything thoughtful or meaningful about what someone is saying because its just a joke?

[@sandhanitizer15]

"Where would you lead your bum army?" Lmao

[@BassChalice7]

The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

Given the news coming out of Haiti, this conversation is very apropos.

[@jeffsilvey8799]

I love using apropos. But if you use that word now it's like pearl to swine. Though the thinkers will actually look it up so that works out at least.

[@bbbbbbb51]

​@@jeffsilvey8799not really. It just makes you sound like a boob for not putting things simply in terms others will understand. If you want the rubes to understand something, you have to use language they'll understand otherwise you just aren't communicating. You're just verbally masturbating.

[@fortnitebad1077]

Theo is looking like a grandma who aggressively smokes cigarettes and it’s legendary

[@paddle_shift]

You dudes are right about the homeless and surviving. All the worry about cov killing all those homeless ended up multiplying them.

[@HoldenMcRoin69]

😂 it was an equation that seemed so simple on paper but there was a hidden factor once they ran it

[@cottonkeef5633]

Theo's mind is in the right place

[@hammerandnails7594]

A blessing for the Dawgs. How great is our God

[@jasonnacci4091]

6:00 "I've seen them support each other. I saw a bum sleeping in an old sofa, and another bum came and tucked him in. You don't see that in America any more." I am becoming a Theo Von fan.

[@LifeFlight101]

Nothing outside of your family and inner circle will matter anymore. In our lifetime, there will be an event that disables our entire social structure.

[@jenniferbradley8470]

I have watched this full episode 3 times. Funny every time

[@greenfox42]

3:04 Shane was feeling what I was but held back to not seem gay haha…Theo, you are surprisingly one of the most creative storytellers and observer alive 😂

[@kylekitzman]

😮🍆

[@Jon-yn4pq]

Are ypu referring to the "it feels like someone pressing a doorbell in the great beyond that you didn't know was there"

[@mikeokeefe5328]

"where do we meet up" im glad shane and theo still see themselves with us normal people lol

[@iowawizkid1]

I am in awe of how insanely intelligent Theo is. Dude knows history

[@tylermaxwell820]

“They’re gonna get loose” lmfao!!!😅😅😅

[@neonpeonu]

Sigma Alpha Epstien...Where does he come up with this stuff! LMAO!

[@hubrisnaut]

He doesn't like to talk about it but, Theo is well educated. He has a degree in 'civil engineering' No joke. 'One of my smartest friends has the same degree. You can't pull this shit out of your ass without being intelligent.

[@quinnlane7257]

Epstein was working for isreal.

[@bizonc]

@@hubrisnautyep. Educated. Reading often brings wit and connections.

[@AndreW-yn7ux]

Shane’s, “oh” was the most genuine face of surprise lol

[@mikeh024]

The 3 biggest problems facing our society. Bums, step dads, and people who play dance dance revolution

[@austinhowell3463]

I love how you can tell how clearly genuinely intelligent these two are while talking conplete bullshit

[@bobhand6632]

Theo looks like Daria in mid transition

[@SlimothyNate3218]

*Person in Great beyond presses doorbell* Me: spontaneously electrocuted

[@danwohlslagel1277]

I'm 55 and Theo looks just like the dudes that I grew up with in an 'inner city" neighborhood in Dayton, Ohio. All he needs is no shirt, old 20" bike with a banana seat and 10 speed handlebars turned up, and generic Chuck Taylors from Kmart. And a pack of matches in his pocket.

[@vickysmith192]

I agree. In Dayton.

[@jamesgeorge4874]

"Thing that holds your eyes in, but it dosent" ... *zorro mask* !! Lol. Ok. That was funny.

[@anabrr1123]

AND STEP DADS 😅😅

[@hexisarbiter2129]

Theo von looks like Kelvin from Righteous Gemstones in this vid.

[@ChrisB-k7b]

mannnnn, i went to the store today, for one man, who bought maybe 6 days worth of groceries, it was 140 dollars. how the fuck the bums gon get better, when the rest of us being forced into being bums?

[@molls0922]

Good point!

[@HoldenMcRoin69]

Yea the value of everything seems to be decreasing but if you are eating 3 meals a days $140 by 6 days and 3 meals a day is like $7.77 a meal, cost of living has gone up drastically but if have a decent job there is still room to save and enjoy yourself as long as your hobbies aren’t too expensive… I graduated at the end of last year and was fortunate enough to get a good job right after getting certified so while everything has indeed become more expensive I’m making more $ than I ever have before… it’s a very strange feeling

[@JJ-wk5wh]

Bums get monthly checks from the GOV for drugs and food In California

[@molls0922]

Do you mind if I ask what you do for work? Congrats btw 😊@@HoldenMcRoin69

[@KrikZ32]

@@HoldenMcRoin69 the problem is cost of living has been going up with inflation forever but wages haven't, it's still manageable right now but it's easy to see where things are headed at this pace.

[@3scupame]

Not Theo unintentionally proposing the plot of Psycho Pass lmao

[@amosfamous7327]

Comedians don't need this high definition of cameras. I turned mine down to 480p. That's ALL you deserve. Love you

[@ruanniemann2604]

​@@PokeyMan69cave "person" you bigot.

[@kylekitzman]

That's why your name is almost famous…

[@amosfamous7327]

@@kylekitzman good one

[@danielappleton6430]

I was on a train once and a guy that I named "Ninja Turtle Piss Man" was using a mop handle as a bo staff and fighting the center pole of the train. Then he walked out the door, leaned against the side, pissed onto the tracks, walked back in, screamed, and sat in silence for the rest of the trip.

[@carneyrealestateteamatkell8675]

Theo looks like he's the love child of eminem and Rihanna

[@taylordubose6963]

Boots on the ground is incredible

[@Dcowboysfan03]

The rich talking about attacking the rich

[@chickenbroski99]

man youre a special kind of stupid if you conflate two successful comedians with the board members and politicians who collude to ser interest rates do each other favours and set this shit up. real smooth brain boy

[@Darthdoodoo]

Not exactly the same kind of rich people wouldn't u agree?

[@shutterlag192]

Theo’s conversation shifts are non stop wildn’

[@johnklinger943]

These two should have a TV show

[@Khoros-Mythos]

Minor thing about tasers, Theo only felt a contact taser which is just pain compliance. When they shoot you with the taser 2 barbs stick in your body which completes the electrical circuit and literally locks every muscle in your body up and is unironically one of the most painful things you can feel... or so I've heard...

[@visualmedicationgaming]

I love Theo, but damn, he looks like Velma from Scooby Doo. You good Bro?

[@dewdew34]

great analogy , them glasses , c'mon T...

[@MeltWithU]

Velma and Shaggy’s love child

[@Atleysprogram]

I'm always amazed at the rabbit holes theo goes down, and how much he gets into it. hahahaha

[@rickyb533]

We need an animated version of this episode. Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@TheRealPaul_Morphy]

This podcast made me realize that the best parts of Theo's, and Shane's, personalities shine best when they're talking to people who have more substence to their character, or when they're doing stand-up.

[@salem927]

Dude take off the classes Theo holy shit

[@MB-uw4xr]

Classes

[@deathray3909]

Take them clam classes off Cleo

[@Nonameforyoudangit]

​@@deathray3909 You made me wheeze-laugh. Thank you!

[@deathray3909]

@@Nonameforyoudangit happy to help

[@jacksparrow9227]

Instead of flag bearers, there would be the flute players playing that song to keep the soldiers marching in sync

[@AnthonyCarl-yp7rb]

I started throwing up I was laughing so hard. Fuggggg.

[@TheBabyfaceJ]

“You’re going to Hell Buddy” i’m dead 😂😂😂

[@travisturner9118]

They should give the homeless yard tools.

[@erikkibler3466]

I say lawn darts,make em work for it a little😂

[@lucetransportation3346]

"Bum Army" 🤣

[@Clejarza1]

Love Theo's cut, Does it come with a Big dog that solves mysteries? Love the show.

[@underleft]

That's not tased, that's called a drive stun, it's a pain compliance and it's a lot worse when it's just you. Tazing disrupts your motor system and The bigger the spread the more effective it is. You would know if you got tased because two prongs would be stuck in your skin and you would have to go to the hospital to get them taken out.

[@dragonrider9051]

Weak man times are almost ending

[@MarsLonsen]

i eat tasers for breakfast!

[@bobahyde2290]

Theo looking like Austin Powers with a mullet.