Theo and Trevor Share Their Red Light District Experiences

[@Tom-ln9ic]

Just bagging groceries 🤣

[@TheTailors1]

I must say I respect the outright honesty of this so much. These guys don’t need to share this, they could easily face some backlash, but they do in an honest conversation

[@yannikakapralli]

what backlash? are you a woke braindead? it is normal to fuck a hoe in Amsterdam, you Pussy.

[@MysticUB]

Backlash? From who? Democrats rationalize prostitution as “sex work” and republicans are fake moralists

[@thedanwriter1]

This is just guy talk

[@pejv7903]

@@thedanwriter1 "This is just guy talk" Yes, on the internet. In front of millions of people. Any human being can watch this on command. Right now, tomorrow, in 10 years, forever.

[@noahkalatsky9325]

Whos gonna give any backlash to Theo Von😂😂😂

[@minnesotatomcat]

A buddy of mine has blue lightbulbs on the front of his garage, I can’t wait to inform him what that means! 🤣🤣

[@Snoy_Fly]

😂

[@joleaneshmoleane8358]

Tell him now and let us know his repose! Go!

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Plot twist hes very aware of what it means

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

😂 It might be intentional.

[@1JohnnyConnor]

Tell him he needs a red one also.

[@johnnysilver5866]

“There goes my hero” 🤣

[@cryptocashn2313]

I died LOL

[@a1uffy]

"Tasted like the Michelin man or something." That honestly was pretty quick-witted.

[@AnthonyHernandez-je1tx]

These 2 together. They both think similar but have 2 different personalities and approaches to their thinking. It’s really fun to see.

[@SteezyProdzZ]

Their synergy is of the charts

[@Ja50nkAt]

"She doesn't care about me at all" 🤣🤣 Well yeah lol

[@TomiPapz]

"She doesn't care about me" 😂😂😂

[@josh_wah]

It's so funny how a lot of everyone's first red light district experiences are so similar

[@FreddotheWheelchairGuy]

Fuck that punchline at the end got me good!! 😂😂 There goes my hero! 😂😂

[@jerrynadler2883]

My friend told me this story where the tute put a paper bag over his head because she said he was too ugly 🤣🤣

[@jakeofalltrades8088]

That's some emotional damage right there

[@zesss]

She got everything

[@josteinholen1312]

No way, that is wild!

[@xxnihloxx]

Howd he get it up after being destroyed like that

[@tyarnold4088]

​@@xxnihloxxhe didn't. She pegged him.

[@Milly420]

There goes my heroooo 🤣

[@ricardomontoya2395]

Craaaaaaazy😂 quote

[@JonnyUnderrated]

Dude...lol. This is like two dudes talking in private, locker room talk stylee. A lot of people now hate this kind of thing, two men speaking openly as friends. Whole lotta people would flip their skulls and get angry over hearing two men speak candidly, its hilarious

[@michaelj6392]

This is why MSSP is so successful. It’s 100% that. It’s super relatable and funny.

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

Noone is mad about this conversation lmfao, this is such a strawman argument, you're just making up things to get annoyed / mad about

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Not this particular discussion but this type of discussion plenty of people get their panties in a twist. Men talking about guy stuff ...believe me. Plenty of people get butthurt over it

[@magicknight13]

@@michaelj6392hell yeah!

[@tacomonster1856]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy there have been plenty of dudes that people tried to cancel when they were having a conversation like this. Matt Rife is a good example

[@ChristianSofroni]

“Got two coffees before” 😂😂

[@KeenanAvery]

I was a bagger for 18 months 😂💀

[@EvanCaron]

so true, this stuff always feels more like a medical procedure 🤣

[@mexcellent227]

Thats the dark arts

[@JonnyUnderrated]

Thats just some sex with a lady. Thats how you came to be young man!

[@Thisisadream17]

This guy is literally the word frat

[@nsgoneape9899]

I went there as a fresh 18 year old boy on summer trip after senior year with my bestfriends. The redlight district made me realize I am still a boy, I found it very intimidating.

[@robertflanagan1364]

Me too

[@Wn9618]

i think that’s the wrong take from it, you just realized you weren’t a degenerate. amsterdam is one of my fav cities in the world and i go there all the time but haven’t even felt tempted to go there, it’s a good place to lure all the decadent people during the evenings so the rest of the beautiful city is chill

[@s-zo5641]

I have a dutch friend who took me there and like Theo said the no barrier of entry is what got me. I was walking around in beautiful amsterdam and then suddenly boom - tits and ass. I remember this girl looking straight at me, licking her lips and touching her breasts. I didn't partake. I don't know what goes on in there but I'm a curious guy and it was interesting to see for sure.

[@chapno4255]

@@s-zo5641 what if you were a minor wtf

[@cactaceous]

Summer 2000 as a sophomore in college I backpacked through Europe and one of the trip highlights was one day doing mushrooms in Amsterdam during the daytime and ending up after in the Red Light District fucking this beautiful Russian looking woman.

[@bhhacker]

DoorGash

[@JonnyUnderrated]

touche

[@GiovanniGiorgio74]

GashGate

[@portlandgoose4727]

GoStuff

[@aaronkindig8016]

Uber Skeets

[@Von_Patrick_Arts]

@@aaronkindig8016 💀

[@pthechief7035]

this is the funniest dude on earth… he’s mentally random like a disorder lmaooo

[@jhennessy1444]

Sounds like a traumatic experience.

[@kylermurray3543]

In the words of captain Zap Ranigan “What’re you gay ?”

[@jr5993]

I saw cleaners cleaning them in the morning. It just made the whole thing seem so gross. I didn't do it and I'm glad I didn't especially cause I was a virgin at the time.

[@tobyv6087]

@@jr5993I accidentally got a hotel there and walking out in the morning the first thing I saw was trash everywhere and human feces on the floor

[@jr5993]

@tobyv6087 that's so gross. I was walking back from a club at night and saw tonnes of rats running across a street.

[@_fgijhgftu]

“Oh no, she doesn’t care about me” 💀

[@ohhhSmooth]

I don‘t think I‘ll ever need that Information about blue lights, but I‘m still thankful now that I got it.

[@JoeVirella]

“I walked extra slow” 😂😂😂😂

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Meetup of the century

[@andredeaves2802]

Uber Skeets

[@jenniferd8346]

LOL...bagging your groceries!!! Stay safe...

[@definitelynotatroll246]

I went there in the day and got chased by a crazed Middle Eastern dude saying I was taking his photo lol

[@NikkiPayneStopMotion1976]

Some guys i was touring with went one night so the next day I was like, “well, I wanna go see.” It was the afternoon and they were just in the windows with like a coffee and a smoke. Day time is weird there.

[@RazPerignon]

It’s chill during the day, at night it’s overcrowded craziness

[@NikkiPayneStopMotion1976]

@@RazPerignon the one I was at was in Belgium. The girls could go window to window so yeah, they just hanging out.

[@RazPerignon]

@@NikkiPayneStopMotion1976 Antwerp? I’d imagine the ones in Belgium are better, Amsterdam has way too many tourists, they also got another RLD in The Hague which also might be better.

[@NikkiPayneStopMotion1976]

@@RazPerignon Yup, it was a while ago so it might be different now.

[@jr5993]

​@@NikkiPayneStopMotion1976I walked past and saw them cleaning the booths in the morning 😂. Imagine if the people who did it could see that.

[@mogottem8660]

A bagger for 18 months? That’s insane 😂

[@lordmarsgaming1935]

Now I finally know the truth as to why my doorbell keeps getting rung by some weird dudes asking me some off the wall questions. Had to put up a no soliciting sign. I went with a blue light cause they were on clearance at lowes...

[@bigcedarranch]

😂😂😂😂 did you really. I totally thought this would make for a good prank video

[@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511]

"so you got options" )

[@90sab_]

This story took a left turn towards the end lmao

[@shrunkensimon]

I'd rather try my luck with an old washing up glove to be honest. Sounds grim.

[@portlandgoose4727]

Go there and take a look at the girls who are in those windows before making that assumption lol.

[@tyronebiggums5547]

​@portlandgoose4727 yeah and they've taken 48 loads just that day, sooo good ay bro

[@renemek1835]

Great combo of comedians on

[@Chikou14219]

I am soooo suprised that they are openly talking about thisssss

[@brandonmagliola5014]

Blue light? Is this Kmart? lol!

[@SirGriefALot]

Well thank got they warned me what the blue light means if I ever end up there.

[@SamiNami]

You found out the easy way, you don't wana find out the hard way.

[@chriswyatt9869]

It’s fairly easy to avoid them. There’s only a few and I remember they usually work a bit earlier (around 5pm) and you can definitely tell by looking at them loo

[@horsthorstens3056]

This is the tourist scam ally in Amsterdam. You get better service and acting skills everywhere else. Theres multiple yelp like apps for sex workers in the netherlands and germany that help you to identify the scamers

[@MT-ts5zv]

There goes my hero 😂😂

[@thecommonsensecapricorn]

If I was the same me but in guy form, I could never do that. I would feel so uncomfortable. Idk how guys do.

[@Snoy_Fly]

I’m a man and my thingy won’t cooperate under stress😅

[@RazPerignon]

As a man being horny can lead to lots of bad decisions

[@yarchived]

Sex isn’t meant to be transactional ♥️ don’t worry all (non psycho) men know this even when we give into sin we know sex is meant to be exclusive to love, and love = marriage ♥️ That’s how God intended it ☺️

[@theman7218]

No, if you were you as an actual guy, you'd understand.

[@DrewElGringasho]

​@@yarchived well said brother!!! The law is written in our hearts

[@christianruiztagle2407]

The real story starts at 2:30

[@TheOriginalArchie]

When Theo said DoorDash at the beginning I was sure one of them was gonna say WhoreDash.

[@magicknight13]

LMAOOOO "there goes my hero..."

[@jonathanEricStaffordRealtor]

Ya strip on Amsterdam is overly mechanical. Best thing is to escort to an abb… also Artemis in Berlin makes Amsterdam seem pg

[@ameerhamza4046]

Lol ,he knows what he’s doing , you’re about to find out a lot of new stuff about your buddy 😂…

[@Carbonbank]

There in 2003 - same story exactly

[@halloheyman]

Its a normal neighbourhood where people live and come back from work etc its just mixed with red light district

[@inlangford]

I've been there when I was 12 years old..... the memory is very odd and seems like a dream now...

[@kookiesk4873]

It really is a case of you just want to finish and get out of there haha

[@skitz-oh]

I was wasted and fell asleep... woke up to 2 angry ladies demanding €200 Edit: they took my phone as collateral and i never went back for it... ik, dick move but i was 18 and an asshole

[@jasonblaha6891]

Comedy gold

[@herbertcharles2949]

Thank you for the nice honest discussion about sex.

[@Riza1998]

"so UP his ALLEY?" missed another one bro

[@portlandgoose4727]

meh

[@dirtyrandy2592]

I visited 2 red light rooms in Amsterdam last summer and they were both good experiences. Very clean, girls were very sweet, spoke very good English. -FYI they didn’t have air conditioning 🥵

[@gustolehmann7164]

This made me sad

[@jamesmiddleton1278]

Hole catering

[@JjohnnyS1]

I'm glad me and theo shared the exact same experience

[@chriswyatt9869]

I went to Amsterdam when I was 18, i was solo travelling and a virgin and horny af. Was very very tempted but glad I didn’t. I see why people would do it, some of the girls were beautiful and it’s a clean, simple process - no judgement from me. I just couldn’t go through with it as my first. Still an amazing city to see and interesting to walk through the district

[@sherlockazulu]

These two are brothers, right?

[@inlangford]

Never let anyone know you have purchased sex before.....duh!?

[@portlandgoose4727]

They didn’t do anything illegal

[@dennyrose3689]

who cares , its people like you and your thought process that make it weird

[@shawnn5639]

How much did they get charged?

[@bobsmithers]

Wow! The ones I had remember me!!)

[@AubLaw]

Can’t imagine treating sex as something so casual and meaningless. Eewww.

[@CarterME]

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

[@helicoptergunship]

Who cares what you imagine

[@AubLaw]

@@helicoptergunship 😂ya got me

[@helicoptergunship]

@@AubLaw its the best way you can have an interaction with a female because that is the main purpose men deal with women without having the headache that comes with women

[@Thaddeus-ml8if]

Esp with prostitutes who probably has STDs.

[@lachlan9966]

Prices?

[@marcussky]

*DoorSmash

[@tonyrutgershauer7947]

Lol...spent many a year in the AMS RLD, most EU Red Light Districts are the same setup.....take note Bangkoks way better

[@ChrisFrederick333]

THERE GOES MY HERO 😁 🤣🤣

[@genzowakabayashi2766]

I was there at there was nothing :/ Idk. maybe it was corona season (I knew it was in most countries in EU but in NL it hit few months after that) so maybe there were some restrictions

[@squid_fish]

Sounds horrid

[@RazPerignon]

I had a good time

[@cactaceous]

@@RazPerignonSame. No regrets.

[@kimmywimmy7305]

Bummer. I love you guys, but why do you do this stuff? Legal or not, it’s the ethics of it. And the cleanliness, physically and mentally. It’s just not good for your soul.

[@Michael-io6db]

They're comics

[@AaronDavison]

sounds like they learned their lesson

[@CarterME]

Sir… This is a Wendy’s.

[@poopoomangione]

Theo Von spent his life doing drugs and being an alcoholic. And probably still is. Of course he’s gonna do this stuff.

[@matttrump2133]

Never been there, But I'd have to go if in the area! We're only on this planet for a short time! If you don't go out and LIVE you ain't LIVIN!

[@JoeSmoeisnotmyrealname]

Highly recommend the redlight district in Amsterdam. Super professional.

[@dagmarabiernacka]

“If she remembers me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chegguser2102]

Shit is sad.

[@BrianGreene-rn9uz]

Something must be wrong with me, I couldn't even get it up for a prostitute, yes I have tried and failed, that was when I was in my early 20's too. Am I the only one? No I am not a virgin, I have been married for 10 years and have 2 kids.

[@andersbjrnsen7203]

More like something is right(morally) than wrong

[@Msrussianbeauty20]

This is beyond disturbing

[@chapno4255]

yup, the world is fucked. I can't believe that society thinks that this is acceptable like putting women on display and letting old men watch you and pay you to have sex with him. (and i am a man)

[@filipdilmaghani9594]

If you don't like it, don't watch it.

[@ArchosTheDragon]

I'm still a sneeze *pft* guy at 36 :(

[@EnthusiasticLock-hn4qp]

Funny that the girls didn’t remember these guys but they remember me😂😂😂

[@b5896kee]

Super gross

[@truckerdude977]

80s in Germany total playboy models

[@VikAndrade]

If these 2 guys find themselves being single for the rest of their lives it’s because they just made this info public lol

[@Abc-li1ij]

Mine is this little Austrian dude from around early-mid 19th century. I think he ended up moving to Argentina tho

[@bloatedsodium7301]

What if it’s a Bud Light?

[@Rob-qs3xx]

39 years old and proud i have never had to pay for sex lol

[@chapno4255]

Good on you, keep your honor

[@michaelj6392]

I visited the RLD in Amsterdam a long time ago. Smoked some weed and tried a few of the blue lights. They were all nice and great service. I tried one real girl and she was mean like Theo said and ripped me off 😂

[@donaldmcronald3543]

Ive scene it said before but ill say it again. They should be co hosts of a pod. Them plus guests, god damn

[@Niffumable]

seen*...? lol, smart guy

[@donaldmcronald3543]

​@@NiffumableHow do you have time to correct everyone's spelling mistakes on KZbin and be so cool?

[@mynameis5427]

I love these two, but this is the saddest conversation that I have ever heard lol

[@A.1.2.K]

😎

[@Joe_vette]

Theo sir do u check ur email or phone messages. I'm the veteran that needs a platform to explain how the veterans of this country are dun.

[@chriskey7440]

Going to Amsterdam is overrated, hit Tijuana. Much better and cheaper compared to going to Europe.

[@portlandgoose4727]

LMFAO. Amsterdam is one of the most beautiful, lively, just downright fun cities in the world, and is also immeasurably safer than Tijuana. I’ve been to both. Idk why you’d pick Tijuana out of all of the awesome places in Mexico.

[@austinv4923]

Better looking heinas eh

[@dennyrose3689]

@@portlandgoose4727 Lol I think the dude was being sarcastic, as Tijuana is way more dangerous and get killed

[@MG-iu2nn]

It's similar service but you might find girls from around the world in Amsterdam and Europe with legal prostitution. ❤

[@rachelmoore5079]

Ew 🤢

[@chapno4255]

i cant believe how society is letting this go on, putting women on display like there some sort of doll

[@frankieneedlz]

Trevor Wallace corny af

[@Bbmeggss]

Ew how embarrassing

[@TravisRiver]

Theo misgenders and Trevor nopes straight out of that

[@bobsheriff4756]

Dude, live your comedy, enjoy the pod cast, but man, you doing advertisements, the c.i.a. could use them for torture.

[@Tre_Vor194]

You can tell Theo is Bi, but his standards never let him try it lol, Im straight anyway, just an observation.

[@KATmando07]

Bochum Germany is better than Amsterdam! 😉