There’s No Good Reason to Climb Mount Everest - Kurt Braunohler

Kurt Braunohler imagines how excited Hitler’s dog would have been to see him and criticizes anyone who thinks mountain climbers are heroes. (Contains strong language.)
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[@AnimalLover101195]

“If you have $65,000 you can die in the worst ways imaginable and take some locals with you!” The tea is scalding and I’m HERE for it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@tolfan4438]

Nah just dumped on the tracks to the subway at rush hour you can hop the turnstile it's a quality of life crime if you do get caught and plus you're on your way to the tracks anyway. So it's free and you can screw up the evening commute for half a million people

[@NEOL1NK]

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated individual.

[@dontedoestuff]

Highly financed individual

[@jashanestone]

The majority of the people that's been killed or have died were driven i. e... hikers, mountain climbers, surfers, extreme athletes, those who go to war, bank robbers and so on.. Fact

[@NEOL1NK]

@@jashanestone Stop ruining my memes with your literal facts D':

[@quinreves9948]

I have bad self esteem for my own safety

[@NEOL1NK]

@Stuke Master halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins but doesnt afraid of anything

[@GOREilla.]

Actually, the climbing x heroin comparison is very fair...

[@Saborico7g]

@Jane Nonymous to be fair, you might. Heroin f*cks you up.

[@TheCoolerChannel]

When I first watched this bit I gotta say I didn’t like it but I just rewatched it and I cant see why I disliked it in the first place. Maybe I’m racist 🤷‍♂️

[@a.t.hustle1583]

Ive climbed some dope sick mountains and sketchy west end blocks for some Herron. A point even

[@august-5085]

"pubic hair whispering secrets to eachother in Gaelic" was hysterical

[@error404blah]

This dude is seriously funny and he has some valid points.

[@guidoguido2245]

That dog was called Blondi, Wolf was her child.

[@experiment54]

if he said that it would ruin the bit later about him going from ginger to blonde

[@DSAK55]

You're disturbingly familiar with Hitler

[@timbaker1843]

Guido Guido didn’t he hate people with blonde hair blue eyes? I’d expect him to kill his dog if it was blonde. Then again you can’t kill a dog

[@baaahger]

Tim Baker blue eyes blonde hair was hitlers wet dream

[@whatname4613]

@@DSAK55 no

[@EternalResonance]

Jim Gaffigans kids grow up quick

[@collinstone9488]

Good one.

[@wmdbassplayer]

Glad I'm not the only one who is reminded of Jim Gaffigan by this guy.

[@SiriusMined]

When he said he was from a shore town, I'm immediately like, this guy must be from New Jersey. Sure enough, Neptune, New Jersey. We can always spot our own.

[@thomastuohy829]

That's why I can't undetstand why he doesn't think Asbury Park salt water taffey can substitute for any meal.

[@stayhumble.5686]

Dude highly underrated, I watch comedy all day everyday and its been a while since I've seen someone control a crowd like this, hillarious man

[@pirateking888]

People defend climbing Everest, comparing it to going to the moon "because it's there". You know what we got going to the moon? Tons of useful technology. You know what we get from going risking your life climbing a deadly mountain? Slightly better coats and tents.

[@donmiller2908]

And stoves that use white gas! Those have gotten slightly better also. Gotta have your hot cocoa when you're climbing

[@Noble713]

Modern well-equipped militaries are pretty happy to have slightly better coats and tents, FYI....

[@pirateking888]

@@Noble713 So you're saying that the military gets their advanced technology from people who go mountain climbing recreationally instead of using their trillion dollar budget and access to top-secret engineers.

[@isaaaaa6464]

Noble713 I’m pretty sure more is made from military and not mountain climbers they’re very few in comparison

[@RickTooNasty]

We got nothing from the moon if we even went and literally cant go yet because we lack the technology if anything we got set behind idk how people in the 40s can get to the moon but people in 2019 cant

[@woogiemonster]

Wow, so *that's* where Jim Gaffigan's anger went.

[@eatoijog7653]

Ojisan Kukki bizzaro gaffigan!

[@wastebasket2012]

When the chill Christian youth pastor snaps

[@jeffc2346]

He tricked me, I thought he was Jim Gaffigan. This is the most likes I've ever had :'( thx.

[@susans654]

Haha, isn't Jim is about 40 pounds heavier? Or maybe this guy is just taller.

[@noirling1]

Fuck that guy!

[@blackice7317]

In the same opinionated voice. FUCK people who edit their comment with "This is the most likes I've ever had :'( thx" Your pathetic life is showing

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Jeff C hey Jeff, please don’t let yourself care about how many likes you get, whether it’s a comment or a picture you post, likes do not mean much at all brother. I am not trying to sound rude or anything I am genuinely trying to say that you should not care about trivial meaningless things such as random likes from things you said on the internet. The people who liked your comments aren’t invested in the like they gave you, they’ll say incredibly insulting things to you the moment you post something they disagree with. ✌️

[@wileyeyefloaty665]

@@Smiley-Coyote you sure you're not mad cause you don't have as many likes? 🤥

[@neggsta10]

“I put that on when I don’t want to think anymore” 😂🤣😭 literally my mom has said something exactly like that

[@251southernbelle]

I completely lost it when he said “Oh, he knows where all the best carrots are buried.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreww8941]

I wasn’t paying attention until I heard him yelling that he loves Hitler. I was kind of confused

[@alanwilliams9975]

6:47 “Oh he knows where are all the best carrots are buried.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dfcvgg]

Saltwater Taffy is the vitamin water of candy

[@senselocke]

7:22 is just absolutely top-notch good jokery. I applaud you, Kurt!

[@VAMPYRICBASSIST]

I didn't expect to fall in love with him.🤣🥰

[@abrahamking3950]

Hitler's dog is not only a Norm Macdonald joke it's the name of his last special

[@kjh311]

"Let's give chocolate the consistency of a loose shit" LOL

[@GrahamTV]

The names wasn't Wolfie, it was Blondi

[@Jeremyramone]

He had 2 dogs, and wasnt a vegetarian

[@experiment54]

he couldn't use that as it would ruin the bit later on about him going blonde

[@rachelcarson7019]

Why is the stage decorated with giant potato sticks?

[@eatoijog7653]

Roberta Crochet what are all these tiny people doing in my potato stick can?

[@thebeardedlady76]

That’s what I was wondering!!!!!

[@alyslesafranks261]

Bro, you remind of my teenage son's Geometry teacher.....

[@mattif7099]

His flow, delivery & stage presence are impeccable

[@DNGx3]

This guy is hilarious

[@ZZ-yx4bz]

Oh my god this is the only time you can get away with saying ..... that. He so dark I love it!!!

[@christopherlundgren1700]

Seems like nobody posting in the comments has heard of him? C'mon, Kurt's been around for a long time.

[@keyboardwarrior4859]

This was so unexpectedly funny

[@jeremyj4321]

i just watched this because I didn't want to think!! Truly!!

[@cjjones258]

I believe I can fry

[@nomnomnom7564]

Thank you youtube for recommending this guy. I laughed at most of it.

[@busyrand]

Really enjoyed this set!... Even though I like salt-water taffy, fudge, and love that "Tree House Show." Very unique comedy.

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

I must've watched him say "FUCK FUDGE" and bask in the boo's like fifteen times LOOL!

[@thewolfmike2226]

This is so great, Kurt is very funny, thanks!

[@marysab8865]

I really expected him to joke about something so first-world like knock off granola and trail mix but he comes out fucking swinging with his Hitler jokes 😂

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

Is it a coincidence that this was posted earlier today then LastWeekTonight did a piece on Everest?

[@agostinarusso5082]

I just came here after the John Oliver episode to check the new stand ups, I'm not the only one then 😂

[@dallasdobson8831]

Man this guy is great.

[@Lexor888]

The name of Hitlers dog was Blondi, Mr. "historically accurate dog".

[@BadActingWYIM]

Boooooo

[@timothyvincent3436]

Nice. Sure he did not have more than one dog? Too predictable with the Hitler's dog joke. Guessed the whole thing after the first second about dogs love anyone...

[@davemiller5436]

​@@timothyvincent3436 This is a stolen bit. Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery (2017) on Netflix.

[@timothyvincent3436]

Yeah, that was lame stealing that and doing it so poorly @@davemiller5436

[@purpletopturnip4113]

Or so the Germans would have you believe

[@alwaystrust5488]

Lmao. This dude's presence is amazing lol

[@ekdaufin1485]

Love the Mt. Everest bit!

[@joshearly2978]

Edgy Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny.

[@magemega4262]

Kurt is such a funny underrated dude. I think I saw him as a bg character in an episode of modern family the other day.

[@chadvitale1567]

Kurt is one of my favs of all time.

[@dannywalker6872]

I really like this, it shows a different way to think about things people are praised for, and like. Very nice, I like

[@fiendfrank]

This guy is GOOD.

[@neilln.5187]

He’s like an offensive Jim Gaffigan...

[@ericcarraway6821]

Neill Nwoha please tell friend, what did he say that was offensive? Please respond.

[@neilln.5187]

Eric Carraway The offensive language... its kind of hard to miss...

[@nighthaste9763]

Bug brain can't comprehend the warrior explorer conqueror spirit

[@extramedium1]

I love Braunholer! I want to steal his Everest bit.

[@meredithr9824]

This is in portland? Bet he's a breath of fresh air...

[@transrightsdinosaur]

He said it would be a rollercoaster and he wasn't wrong

[@davemiller5436]

Serious joke theft in this act. Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery. Anybody? Also, Blondi (comment below).

[@FatNorthernBigot]

Yes, Norm Macdonald is spinning in his grave, assuming he died in the past few hours.

[@jimthor806]

Yea that’s a bummer

[@akicon5732]

I agree to an extent, but Norm uses Rodney Dangerfield's jokes on occasion and it's fine. Kurt and Norm are not blatant or malicious like "Carlos Menstealia". And Hitler's dog is a premise with only one good angle.

[@TheCoolerChannel]

Daniel Smith all you had to say is “I’m racist” have fun thinking about that

[@jimthor806]

TheCoolerChannel uncool

[@Kcali111]

This guys wild...lol

[@owenkellogg3130]

i hope i never have to pass a turd as hard as fudge.

[@iansullivan9738]

It's like Brian Posen and Jim Gaffigan had a little brother.

[@yazon5376]

Killed me with the two redheads bit 😂

[@jimmychopsticks8568]

Thumb nail shoulda been “ fuck saltwater taffy” 😂

[@Rozzado]

"Ooh let's take chocolate and give it the consistency of a loose shit!!" 😭😭😭

[@joeyteter9383]

499 dislikes are from the ghosts of people who died on Everest

[@LaT00pe]

That man has never seen Grey's Anatomy if he can't think of a hot redhead man...

[@24macgregor]

I came for the Everest, stayed for the saltwater taffy

[@LandRunProductions]

This guy should be wayyyy more well-known than he is. Netflix is giving out specials like creepy grandpas at a carnival. What gives?

[@notthere83]

Thanks for reinforcing the image that redheaded guys are ugly. You're a real hero.

[@wizardgreycat3836]

Wait, Justin Roiland is doing stand up too?

[@devoro9412]

Kurt dose indeed know where the best carrots are buried....

[@Sam-rt8rx]

This is some advanced comedy

[@Eirnea]

Man, where's this guy been?!

[@karmamantegna5322]

I love How It's Made

[@timothyalan34]

This guy looks like a sassy villain in a low budget spaghetti western.

[@susans654]

Agree that both salt water taffy and fudge suck big time.

[@jones9309]

"I have a lot of strong opinions about shit nobody cares about." 🤣😂

[@JasonZakrajsek]

The sound editing on this was weird. The laughter was too loud for some parts.

[@franktyred9195]

almost sounds like a laugh track, it was odd

[@ekdaufin1485]

Oh no, that was the peak!

[@iamextremest]

Can't believe I have never heard of Kurt before! I just heard his 1st and only fight story and I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[@thomasfrater855]

Mad love for How Its Made

[@goodwolf866]

Kurt was one of my favs on @Midnight.

[@theredball]

Portland!!

[@monicab.7189]

This dude is seriously funny 😄

[@kcfreeman3021]

He knows where the best carrots are.

[@arvinbuenaagua5161]

Hitler's Dog came out May 2017. This special came out March 2017. Use that information as you will.

[@auroninja]

This guy stole Norm Macdonald's Hitler's dog joke.

[@coltc5360]

This Kurt Braunohler guy's a real jerk.

[@johnkaples99]

Ryan Villalobos he stole louie’s two red heads fucking joke too

[@coltc5360]

Nah, he's a good man.

[@Roughneck8]

I kept thinking , what's with this guy? Something about his appearance that I just can't quite put my finger on...then he said Portland and it all made sense.

[@blinkcamlove]

Haha

[@11pointedLeaf]

Norm MacDonald s jokes

[@viacoat.2983]

Woah.. I actually laughed that crazy

[@dappleben7223]

many beans & some chili

[@Solarschwabie]

Woahhhhhh, mans outta pocket with that hot take on saltwater taffy, chill bruh

[@quinreves9948]

Hitler's pet was half fox half dog and was named Foxl and was lost during the first world war

[@_bigmeatyclaws_]

So are we gonna pretend that he didnt steal norms entire set of Hitler's dog

[@daviddivad2155]

Right

[@fettmitsalz]

Hitler’s dog was named Blondi not Wulfi

[@HappYinc]

shit, he's funny ;D

[@Jux1401]

He's right you know

[@Bunchofwackos]

I like it better from Norm McDonald. Seriously Shame of you CC

[@NerDork88]

My boyfriend said the same thing lol

[@davidpollak685]

Gaffigan lite

[@glenn4127]

Didn’t Norm McDonald have that same joke about Hitler’s dog?

[@WoolfJ35]

I mean Shawn White is pretty damn nice looking

[@wmdbassplayer]

This guy is funny but damn, he reminds me of like an alternate universe Jim Gaffigan!

[@iramorsnox6583]

Heh. Last joke was great...

[@kanikagaral7637]

I agree with everything he said