Devil May Cry 5 is Unreasonably Cool

[@Hoarding_Bug]

Yay. The game about Vergil hiring Vergil's son and Vergil's brother to kill Vergil, so Vergil can become Vergil. (Featuring Vergil)

[@sanddry738]

Max0r is a treasure.

[@tdx710]

director (vergil) movie producer (vergil) cast (vergil) acters (vergil) recorder (vergil) cgi (vergil) sfx (vergil) life (vergil) rent (vergil) child support (no 'one

[@DoesNotInhale]

true

[@The_Angel_who_crys]

His Vergil impression is amazing.

[@thenoobgamer8061]

the should have named as quest of true power

[@drakelanatta1884]

This guy is like if Max0r took his meds, I love it

[@franlovelsimic8421]

And much better, less cluttered editing (imo)

[@Noperare]

Max0r, but you don't have to use frame-by-frame to catch every meme making a 20 minutes video become an hour and half long

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

This is what a Maxor video would look like, if Maxor was a Let's Play KZbinr rather than a reviewer.

[@dduuddeechil]

Why did this make me laugh so hard 😂

[@hwanniggles187]

The shit post like editing is intentional. ​@@franlovelsimic8421

[@AWalkingC0rpse]

“An ambulance breaking the Hippocratic oath” might be the greatest thing my ears have ever heard

[@rebelfriend5327]

Sounds like the ambulance that got Kira Yoshikage

[@AWalkingC0rpse]

@@rebelfriend5327 exactly what I was thinking

[@alucardsantradideus267]

Wait a second... Is that a god damned Jojo's reference?!

[@DeoWatcher-tn1bk]

The most indestructible thing in the world: 1.Tardigrades 2. Diamonds 3. Nico's Van

[@gabrielescaringi9444]

4 nokias

[@beesechurger2540]

Nico’s van is ridiculously durable

[@YaBoyNero7919]

Yep I shot it and it ricochetted and hit me in the knee

[@rainyaurorae]

The Cyan Man unironically does an AMAZING Vergil (and everybody else's) voice

[@-grumpygold1155]

the nasally voice fills me with nostalgia

[@oldfan4049]

It's 'cause he's full of MOTIVATION!))

[@Theworldssmoothestbrain]

5:06 "Please let this be a normal field trip."

[@xslproduction236]

With Nico no way

[@spider59er35]

@@xslproduction236ooooOOOOOHHH😭

[@xyrenegade]

@@spider59er35 Cruisin downtown main street

[@Shaznit]

"Seatbelts Everyone! Just kiddin', there ain't none!" - Nico Probably

[@0mr.nonsense0]

“YOURE JUST AN EDGELORD ALBINO” DMC3 Dante

[@Mariodash23]

Pot & kettle situation there lol

[@zergrush9748]

6:10 Ah, the REAL DMC5 plot, where Vergil opens gates of Hell to evade child support taxes.

[@scotfromtf2]

He will not fund the construction of roads and orphanages

[@VoltaicBlackKnight]

@@scotfromtf2how else can decent men gatekeep build-a-bear workshop?

[@dduuddeechil]

TAXATION IS THEFT, DANTE

[@Garua777]

Imagine you're a soldier with your gun with your troop and you just seeing people fall left and right to giant bees and then a disabled albino shows up with a vroom vroom sword a double barrel revolver taser hand and does your job in seconds

[@Mariodash23]

I'd reevaluate my career choices after that.

[@twilightfire93]

This is the most succulent description of that scene, thank you xD

[@ivansleepy4722]

Happens to me every other Tuesday.

[@oldfan4049]

"- Ну что, закибербулили тебя? Ну, не знаю...пойди поплачь что ли!" (с)

[@dankerbell]

​@@twilightfire93i don't think that word means what you think it means

[@tommyso3823]

I really like the things V says, previously it is still poetry, then his Vergil side kicks in which just randomly says "die"

[@sketchystruggles5361]

He was quoting a poem called Proverbs of Hell. Sounds very Vergil like

[@sketchystruggles5361]

Actually all of v’s boss finishers are from Proverbs of Hell

[@laurentiuslancaster1657]

Fun fact "The game does not promote the smoking or the use of cigarettes" is there since when Dante as a character was first still in concept they imagined a cool man that doesn't smoke since a lot "cool men" back in the days were heavy smokers

[@FierceDeity35]

Pizza is an allegory for substance abuse

[@Mariodash23]

Wonder if that's one of many digs against Ninja Theory's incredibly cringe idea of what is considered "cool".

[@LoliconSamalik]

@@Mariodash23 Nah. Devil May Cry has always been a bit cautious on its content before properly starting the game.

[@Mariodash23]

@@LoliconSamalik Still, Ninja Theory can suck it.

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

​​@@Mariodash23I thought Donte only smoked in that first trailer?

[@rainyaurorae]

Devil May Cry is just a fever dream of a series with a side of kickass music, and a touch of family therapy

[@romusa10]

And b0obies

[@romusa10]

And boobas

[@TheDevilDucker]

15:40 The van went just as high as Nico is.

[@mistman_161]

13:57 I really like this edit. Not only is it a well used Vergil Status meme, it naturally transitions into you talking about Nelo Angelo and referring to Vergil as "the storm that is approaching". Smokin' Sexy Edit.

[@BladeMaster84]

The continuation of the original Devil May Cry series after the ill-fated reboot filled the fans's dark souls with LIIIIIIGHT!!! (LIIIIIIGHT!!!) (LIIIIIIGHT!!!) (LIIIIIIGHT!!!) (LIIIIIIGHT!!!) (LIIIIIIGHT!!!) (LIIIIIIGHT!!!)

[@kagurayrs.]

21:22 burst out laughing at this part😭 It's been a LONG time since I've heard that life changing word

[@ArkaneConstruct]

The sandworm bit at 11:01 absolutely wrecked me 😂😂

[@andreware2039]

My favorite part about this game was how everyone was theorizing that Nicos van was a devil arm due to the way she drives 😭

[@cheshirehat8355]

What demon would turn into a van devil arm I wonder?

[@andreware2039]

@cheshirehat8355 who knows, but it's a fun theory either way 😅

[@gummybread]

Zagan was a demon king that had some powers of transmutation, over metal, and was depicted as a winged bull man. Considering the vans brand is Minotaurus and its flying all over the place, it sounds fitting enough

[@MindofEmbers]

Devil May Cry 5 is phenomenal. I don't even have, like, a joke to make. It's just incredible.

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

This game's been getting some hate lately, which is weird. Glad to see some positivity here.

[@deezmammamias3945]

@@BuryTheLight-tds Wait fr? why exactly? anything in particular?

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

@@deezmammamias3945 Some of the "criticism" I've been hearing are about the lack of puzzles, which were never really what made the series what it is, they were just annoying filler and I'm glad 5 mostly got rid of em. Then there's some about the lack of gothic architecture in 5, which I...somewhat agree, but most of the game takes place in a ruined version of a normal city, plus there are some areas that give off the classic gothic vibe of the previous games like the catacomb with the blood statue puzzle, for example. There are other kinds of criticism that I haven't mentioned, mainly because I don't agree with them at all. You might be able to find them elsewhere if you look hard enough. It's just....weird how those people suddenly forgot about how this game saved the series from being dead in the water. It's best to ignore them because they're just a loud minority who aren't satisfied by anything.

[@steelbear2063]

​@@BuryTheLight-tds You call that hate?

[@Adam-xd9tr]

Oh my god I was not expecting the replacement for the elevator facts.

[@Sebo_68]

11:59 I love the "You got the beat! You got the POWER". Hilarious stuff

[@twinsoki]

I'm not too surprised how many ppl didn't comment on the game

[@dominicesposito9900]

"V is Kylo Ren from poetry club" has got to be one of the best lines that I have ever heard.

[@GoldenCatoringgoose]

After playing DMC5, I finally understood why those old phone booths got removed. It's one thing to get hit by a truck, but getting slammed by a van that appears out of nowhere is on a whole different level.😅

[@Vorrtexian]

Before I found out about Devil May Cry series I was “kinda” depressed and just sad because I was dealing with heath problems and stuff but DMC and its soundtrack honestly just helped me get through alot of the tough times and made me motivated to keep going on. (everything is fine now my heath and metal stability are all good)

[@josephbriggs2257]

Keep being awesome

[@Elva_24]

I guess the DMC series filled your soul with LIIIGHT LIIIGHT LIIIGHT jokes aside I am glad you got through that keep on going forward soldier

[@Viroh]

So based

[@joaofranco942]

Are you motivated?

[@Vorrtexian]

@@joaofranco942 Honestly have to say yes, yes I am motivated. (Bury the light starts playing)

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

6:16 you can't handle it 😂

[@gabrielmena5902]

OMG, I was laughing so hard that it took me a second to figure out that pun intended 😂

[@beesechurger2540]

Vergil is a menace

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

More blood facts, did you know 1 liter of human blood is approximately 700 calories? Did you know that the average human contains around 5 liters of blood? Did you know that horseshoe crabs have blue-green blood due to having copper-based oxygen transport?

[@fauxgodling]

i _did_ know the horseshoe crab fact, but i didnt know the others! neat!

[@zacharybosley1935]

700 calories you say... So a vampire who consumes one human a day is on a diet of 5(700) or 3,500 calories a day?

[@nealang9520]

S C I E N C E 🎉

[@your_father19]

so urizen..

[@goldenrain4402]

I know other sea creatures have that copper blood, not really the other stuff though.

[@sedlyholmes3722]

BASICALLY Devil May Cry V: VERGIL VERGIL BROTHER VERGIL SON VERGIL HUMAN HALF VERGIL DEMON HALF VERGIL LONG AHHH TREE VERGIL FRUIT VERGIL FAVORITE BOOK

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

Your forgetting pizza, dead weight and MOTIVATION

[@Jeezes718]

You forgot "Lady who looks like Vergils mom."

[@rakshithanand8262]

@@Jeezes718 Or, maybe more accurately, Vergil's custom made torture device (Visions of V and the expanded novels imply she was used to break his will because his mom is one of the very few things he had an emotional weakness for)

[@ronibertsntiag881]

You forgot Vergil's pets and chair,

[@romusa10]

And Vergil's theme song

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

A Dmc video from cyan makes my day. Also 2:08 those impression are cherry on top

[@UltimaLuminaire]

I will never forget the journalist who gave the music a low evaluation because they weren't good enough at the game to hear the additional instruments. 6:25 I am really sad you didn't keep the fact that Nero was feeding the homeless and assumed that was what he was. One of the standout themes was how much more mature Nero actually was behind the theatrics. What you did still works for the lampooning but, man, how's that for contrast with Whacky Wahoo Pizza man? The family is healing.

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

Man, the incompetency of that journalist was hilarious, should've let someone else play the game.

[@VinceMouse]

DmC: DMC: "Call an ambulance..." DMC V: "... but not for me."

[@khayalakhemadlala335]

No honey, I will not take out the trash. Cyan Man just dropped!

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

Hell yeah

[@Emery101]

Literally just happened to me, what kinda satan Magick are you using?

[@nujuheh]

Vergil: weak

[@godsplayingfield]

one of my fave descriptions of this game was "devil may cry 5, where everything vergil affects his whole family" like... sure DMC4 was basically "hey Vergil is cool, so we split his moveset over several devil arms. you're welcome" but this shit is next level with it. Dante even gets summoned swords incorperated into his kit....

[@Vergil-Devil-May-Cry]

"Time for 𝔫𝐞gгᵒ to come flying off a roof top." - The Cyan Man 2024 10:57

[@Boxer_357]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@hugo-xg9qb]

I've seen a lot of dmc5 videos with parody dialogues and yet you still managed to make original and funny jokes, AND I LOVED IT

[@VictorKilburn]

9:35 he forgot to increase the Kyrie counter

[@fuzzyzombielove]

The line "he knows what sex is, but he refuses to tell you about it." gave me an asthma attack.

[@darkstormvoyager9281]

i like how your urizen voice has undertones of your vergil voice, it's a cool foreshadow

[@Adam-xd9tr]

Genuinely, this is one of the best videos you've ever made. And it's part 1 of 2! I am so hyped for the sequel!!!

[@cribbz_]

You have NO IDEA how long I’ve been waiting for this video. So glad I found your channel man, love what you do.

[@kronikof]

this dmc series you're doing is absolute magic and has earned my sub easily.

[@benjii_boi]

"It's called a haiku" that sent me into the fucking stratosphere holy shit

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Every Devil May Cry you think it's peak, but then this masterpiece drops and you ascent as a true enlightened one. And atop that totally not phalic new height you are greeted by a most majestic plastic chair. You shed a single _motivated_ tear.

[@فروح-ر5ن]

Your DMC vids make me so happy please don't die

[@Z3ZP]

Oh my man. This journey with watching you go through these has been nothing short of amazing. The voice-over, the jokes, the elation heard in your voice, everything. I’m so happy I stumbled upon your channel from a recommendation from a Pongsifu video. Keep at it mate. All of this has been top-tier content!

[@ObaREX]

This series will always hold a special place in my heart.

[@Bentape0]

3:00 you actually made that sounds badass

[@newfoundwisdom8532]

Legitimately the earliest I've ever been to a video, and its the one I've been waiting for so long. Absolute Kino.

[@CrimsoniteSP]

As someone who watched the first episode, it brings me such joy to see someone fully appreciate why DMC5 means so much to the entire fandom. Many people played this as their first introduction, and although I'm very happy to see DMC reach such a wide audience, boy does it hurt when people ask who these characters are. DMC2 was my first DMC game actually 20 years ago now. Holy crud I'm old.

[@Quindimsan]

"Do you like Shrek?" Man, this video is soo good

[@ajsims1996]

I love how DMC fans have basically made it canon that Vergil never paid child support and is a deadbeat father

[@tom8636]

you have become one of m favourite content creators since i discovered you when you had next to no subs im glad i ran into you blue man. :) keep up the awesome stuff and see you grow you deserve it.

[@Eightflowermantis]

The way I could 100% believe some of that was real dialogue

[@Kedilaa]

"a dark soul filled with light" lol, love the reference to the first game

[@Somebodycousin]

The editing on the vo’s were so good that I got through the whole video before I realized you were dubbing them. (I’m also stoned)

[@mackyme001]

6:16 Hoodieman: I'm taking this back. You can't HANDle it. Nero:*screams* Aaaaaaaasaarrrrrrhhhh!!

[@cropiers-blue-guy]

Imagine how great a game has to be that it doesn’t matter how many times you watch it, you still enjoy it

[@stxckings_]

i need this part 2 asap out of all the devil may cry videos youve made this takes the cake as the best one so far holy fuck

[@robbieayala3305]

cant wait for your to play this as the secret character too. He is even more fun.

[@XDEFXD]

Still love that nero still have unique grab attacks on every boss.

[@Morfiwen]

easily my favourite video of this series I love your dub so much it's the new canon actually the only thing that was missing is the chair mod ofc

[@criises]

that V poem at the start just destroyed me

[@azaleaskeeter13]

There are no words to describe how fun this video is to watch. Thank you. My favorite part was how you portrayed the indestructible van. 😂. It's pretty much a main character now. 🤣.

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

Dmc just gets better and better

[@elhidancazador7245]

Dmc POC: Of course!!! 😎

[@thesuppresor]

i want the POWER to be able to binge watch dmc lore videos so that i can understand how Vergil wants more POWERRRRRR.

[@pokfen1812]

The game so great that one simple combo showcase and a chair mod made a lot of people buy it or get into whole series. No regrets.

[@azmakikian5400]

Fun Fact, it took me literal years to make the connection between "Your Reasom" and "Urizen"

[@darren092188]

16:40 just to find out it was the Yamato sword the whole time. If it had that ability the whole time then no wonder Sparda was able to beat everyone. Dude could make a super durable crystal shield

[@FlameReaper]

I was on vacation when this came out but besides that, I’ve been waiting for this day

[@shadowmeka.5205]

bro intro is insane and on point and so the whole vid i can't wait for part 2 of the gothic man and the disabled one arm dude and cowboy hat wearing band bizarre adventure.

[@rishabhnoob8666]

Now I am motivated And please give nero child support virgil

[@FoxNinja4000]

Vergil: "I will never pay!"

[@Nightcrouch]

Never

[@Vergil-SpardaSonofSparda]

Never will and never will happeb

[@Vergil-SpardaSonofSparda]

Never will and never will happen

[@Vergil-SpardaSonofSparda]

We need more POWER

[@zacharygreen4404]

You are an incredible individual. Thank you for the time you spent making this. It's awesome!

[@bii6368]

The fact that the first time we see Vergil in the garage you manage to make "back from the store" joke, child support joke, and a pun dad joke is pure gold😂

[@Jumby08]

I can't believe that we finally made it to DMC5! This series has been such a journey of ridiculousness that is entertaining. Can't wait for Part 2!

[@kaden-sd6vb]

*"you cant travel through here in a c a r"*

[@K3muR1-q9w]

*Nico drive from the ground up literally* V: You can’t travel through the Qlipoth by a car *Drive to the root*

[@ReinaSaurus]

nico is an expert driver in her bus. change my mind

[@connorburris4846]

19:00 The subtlest of jokes, cause Luck is the stat of Humanity.

[@timtom5561]

Vergil: I will never pay child support.

[@80sMoviesRule1]

One day I got my first paycheck from my first job, around 16, at a pizza shop at my local mall. I walked into a GameStop to buy a game. I walked down the wall with PlayStation games and a red glint caught my eye. With a white haired anime dude with a huge 🗡 and a gun. I picked up the case and flipped it over to read the explanation of content. I was like “ damn this sounds badass”. With hope in my heart and no grown up responsibilities I started the quest to save the world…. What a fun ride it was. The first encounter with Phantom was a defining moment in my gaming experience. God bless devil may cry.

[@saintsnakech]

I waited for this video with baited breath, and my GOD you have not dissappointed, my good sir! And turning it into a 2 Parter was the best call, this game deserves the Smoking Sexy Style treatment!

[@dominicesposito9900]

I can't wait for Cyan Man to do a part two of this beautiful game.

[@remains7209]

"I finally got the milk" line really got me XD

[@Random_anime_fan12]

I love how urizen just says fool and Dante dies

[@myahmyah2287]

hilariously you can beat the bad guy at the beginning of the game and it give you a alternative ending

[@marianalopes9526]

"I thought you hated My Hero Academia. Oh my fucking god." IM CRYING HEKJSSFHKSD

[@icetide9411]

1:10 "It has nothing to do with Vergil I swear" The top comment would beg to differ

[@misterxbox]

I'm glad The Cyan Man finally reviewed DMC5. This was my first DMC game and on the plus side, I had one hell of a good time (no pun intended).

[@barba3377]

""Big iron on his hiiip..." Got me rolling XD

[@raygigutierrez5515]

I found your channel from playing DMC and your content is awesome dude.

[@nigelravana3422]

Your channel is ALSO unreasonably cool ngl

[@ofebesidone4902]

16:28 😂why do I or anyone I know never use a gold orb? Is it pride😅 or the sheer joy of winning fair and square?

[@The11thSon.]

OMG I lost it with the DUNE, Sandworm theme HAHAHAHAH!!!

[@OmegaUberDeathbot]

The “Your just an edge lord albino” really got me.

[@user-um1yl9pj1b]

Dude his dialogue over the game is funny as heck am vibing.

[@Ryuuko-chan]

What a better time to upload the part 1 while I was literally drawing stuff from the DMC5 artbook for my DMC inspired project assignment niceee

[@alanabyss9246]

Nero took Donte’s look and made it work. And I don’t know how

[@TheInvincibleEmotion]

Actually needed this.

[@Retro_Jeb]

The Dune soundtrack over the van entry was an excellent choice 😂😂

[@ph34rbucket91]

Vergil finally got the milk... but still refuses to pay child support. How oddly fitting

[@rainsongelidious6586]

Niiice. Please do more of this beauty! Now I feel really motivated

[@skarodexttm8249]

The way of how you started this video when you talked about "I never would've guessed how into this series I'd get", it makes me smile, a lot. Because for all I know, we started around the same time and got to DMC 5 around the same time (at least in year perspectives). The journey has been long, but we're finally here! Now here I go into the video... Okay, the fact that you left a belch in the video recording, just makes this even flipping better! 😂😂 "I decided to keep the burp in because I don't care." BRUH, STOP, IT'S WAY TOO EARLY IN THE VIDEO FOR ME TO BE LAUGHING THIS HARD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cutting yourself off with the back-breaking sound effect. 👌 Now he's got me laughing with that "1-800-YourDadRippedOffYourArmWithHisBareHands" joke. This is already the f**king best! 🤣 No!!! Not the hypocritic oath! 😆 And that haiku was pure poetry! 👌👌 The line where you reintroduce the familiars by calling them those strange names was genius. "Taser-Bird" "Saw-Cat" and "the Hulk that bursts through walls like the Kool-Aid man" " *OH YEAH* " Y'know, I could never pull off that move at 13:36, I probably did it like.... once, or maybe twice? Fan service? Nah, GET MOTIVATED! (He used the meme, I am so proud.) This fricking a-hole replaced his elevator facts with blood cell facts! I can't. I just can't anymore! 😂😂😂 Dude, you're killing me with the comedy! "Hot Topic's favorite customer"??! You got me laughing so much to my breaking point where I'm just CHOKING!!! He brought back the Berserk Manga collection joke, how typical between brothers, and how did Dante not see that? The answer may surprise you... He made up for it by reusing the line when he first met Griffon. "Flock off feather face!" No, no. What really made up for it, was 20:04! (I'm only saying "made up for it" because I can't remember what words I actually wanted to use.) Oh. My. Gosh. You did not! You did not use his "hysterical" final word in the sentence that made you laugh for 5 minutes! Anyway, see you in the next part! Coming up, very soon!