The Snark Tank Podcast: #75 - Lyle Rath

[@wasteman9548]

"Scooby himself is a paranormal apparition" ok guy that believes in Big Al.

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

I believe in Big Al

[@simplesimon4374]

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 he's real but he's only around once a year. Like santa

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

@@simplesimon4374 well i dont get blackout drunk anymore so i dont get to see him

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

The fat dude from Ratchet&Clank?... isn't he real?

[@simplesimon4374]

@@connerthewubbzler1062 no

[@rm2kking]

I’m too used to imagining Lyle as one of those white-skinned Oneyplays cartoon people from the thumbnails, so it’s somewhat surreal to see him as a living human.

[@rm2kking]

The thing Lyle is talking about is Alien Planet which is a hypothetical “documentary” by Discovery Chanel, and it’s based on a book by Wayne Barlowe.

[@spamhedz]

Was trying to remember the name of the documentary, exactly this.

[@scoutdy6547]

I thought it was the first episode of star trek the next generation.

[@comhaltacht315]

18:06 Yes Lyle, that is correct. It's an older "What would it be like if future humans sent robots to another solar system and they find a planet with weird shit on it" documentaries, and the ocean was one big fuck off ameoba.

[@ethanmurray5001]

You just fucking *unlocked* that memory in my brain. Thank you sir

[@bn7908]

I knew what it was instantly, "voyage to Darwin IV"

[@antigrav6004]

Who's to say ours isn't?

[@AxinInvaxion]

The internet historian does a pretty solid video on Balloon Boy. Apparently, it wasn't staged?

[@fatherofhair]

Yes, he does a great video. I hope the guys see this

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

Came here to say this

[@roguishhh]

Was thinking about this while they were talking about it

[@lilithtetterton5014]

Yep just about to say that. Its not definitive so I wouldnt be comfortable saying it was either way but the whole hoax thing seems very sus

[@beanlightgames]

Yeah there's also a vid on Internet Historian's 2nd channel where the dad shows recorded interviews of what happened, and then the police straight up lying to media about everything that he said. It's actually pretty fucked up

[@razzamatazz7983]

I’ve been loving the recent surge of oneyplays callbacks. Especially the Tomar Emerald patron name and now that Lyle made an appearance, I’m so hyped for the possibility of having some more oneyplays/sleepycast members on. Cory Spazkid and Sweeney on the same podcast would bring the end of civilization as we know it

[@ellewis817]

The autism would be like Chernobyl in scale

[@dingalong14]

That's such a staggeringly powerful combination.

[@TheMooper27]

Lyle is the cool big brother we all want.

[@yowatchie]

I’m really glad Lyle was on especially since it contributed to one of the top moments of The Snark Tank at 48:06 where Sween got shutdown from an outside party that it’s not just Chris, everyone thinks he’s wrong. I’ve never really seen someone with worse hot takes and more downright incorrect ones than Tom Sweeney. Fucking beautiful moment. Thanks Lyle.

[@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros1449]

The three of then are stupid as fuck with idiotic takes all the time about any subject, Chris only talks down to then (for comedic purposes) when he is truly wrong, but equally stupid takes from the three of then. But for comedy i suppose

[@trinidaddy]

Bro what, this is an incel level comment lmao, do you not have shit going on in your life?

[@Marcel-vz7vp]

@@trinidaddy be calm child. there is no need for this attitude

[@yowatchie]

@@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros1449 that’s all true for sure. And everybody has bad takes that can range from hilarious to just sad. But man I’ve never heard so many bad takes from a single person before this podcast started. Don’t get me wrong I love this podcast but man just even looking at Sweeney’s Twitter it’s just a treasure trove of astoundingly bad opinions that people are just fucking befuddled by.

[@yowatchie]

@@trinidaddy bro I don’t think you know what incel means bro.

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

52:00 that whole convo is gold. It's fantastic and I adore MEPs for how well made and odd they are. Talking about his whole family cackling at the bald reveal is just... mwah!

[@SgtEaglefort]

next time mr lyle rath mcdouchebag guitarmasterx7 is on, make him have a 4k camera so we all may see Father in his beautful HD glory ty chris

[@krakixel]

His full title is Lyle McDouchebag GuitarMasterx7 Shädman Rath who draws SUPER GOOD ON HIS CINTIQ

[@SgtEaglefort]

hmm i thought the shadman thing was a meme. they aint the same person it it? hmmmMMMM

[@krakixel]

@@SgtEaglefort Of course they are! Have you not noticed how he's constantly obsessed with rimming? Or his mother? Or both? Or his obsession with breaking every law imaginable?

[@Conahawk]

There is a really good internet historian video about the baloon boy thing. In the video it kind of looks like they actually thought that he was in the baloon and didn't try to do it for atention. Who knows for sure

[@TheShlumpo]

wheres lyles comically large eye?

[@blenderi1235]

they needed to edit his face for our safety

[@TheShlumpo]

@@blenderi1235 that makes sense if you remember the incident of june 17th

[@r.achel044]

i was about to say why didn't they ask about his one big iconic eye

[@heartz4guitarmasterx7]

theyre getting great at the editing. i know that prosthetic skin junk he used to use mustve been horrid for his pores and shit

[@Chococodile]

In Mystery Incorporated, they explained Scooby-Doo as being an alien or being from another reality

[@FailingDuke64]

Lyle is wearing his own merch. That's a classic piece there

[@streetcookjefferson3572]

Y’all need to watch that internet historian video on the balloon boy. It’s a way more complicated situation then y’all think and it’s actually a really messed up situation

[@Spitfyre1011]

40:37 Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but the creaking of my elderly bones keeps alerting the guards.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Lyle took Lyle McNigga like a champ. Truly an Oneyplays host!

[@Yzerbruh]

Seeing Lyle's expression while Derrick is talking about the piano has some serious hidden powerlevel vibes.

[@teensierkitty4214]

The bathsalts guy wasnt on bathsalts but they did find weed in his system However he had a long history of random violent acts and symptoms of being schizophrenic

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

I think Lyle was 100% correct on why the media dog piled bathsalts

[@OwnageMancer]

1:40:10 Dark Souls 3. In the prison level, I remember going into one of the cells, and in the dark there's one of those big headed things literally hugging a wall and staring at you. Shit shook me to the bone.

[@sociallymute9154]

18:00 sounds like Expedition by Wayne Barlowe, but that's a book so I could be wrong, however Expedition does have 1 large amoeba that is like an ocean

[@spamhedz]

Lyle's recounting of the Alien Planet Gel-Sea sounds like he's mixing in the Sea-God Arc from Berserk as well.

[@madnessbound]

genuinely need more Lyle content like this ngl

[@LiioneKingOfBeasts]

So the nintendo controller thing, apparently the Super Nintendo controllers were made to accomodate games like Street Fighter II because capcom told them the old NES controlers weren't gonna cut it. Later on during the Wii era, Capcom AGAIN told nintendo to make the pro controller for Monster Hunter Tri since they knew nobody would have too much fun using the wii remote all the time after being handheld so long with the series. So we can thank capcom for kicking nintendo in the ass the few times we needed some decent controllers.

[@kimorayn1733]

Nerd Trivia Question, and yeah, my submissive brain says that sounds about right.

[@Valanway]

Capcom (and a few others) also even yelled at them to add some more RAM to the Switch, cuz they were content with that shit being even more underpowered that it already is and third parties weren't having any of that shit.

[@Dinnizzel97]

Its so wild listening to this pod cuz they will constantly talk about things i know about but be sooooo wrong about it,and then they talk about shit i have no idea about and i cant even believe what they say half the time cuz it could just be straight up wrong as well

[@jacovichstabs841]

That's a good reason to enjoy it as entertainment rather than being informative.

[@infinitepasta]

5:32 this will haunt my nightmares for a while

[@edgarallantone8676]

This just made my night... Like it was actually ruined b4 this was uploaded❤

[@snakepliskin4146]

We know it wasn't bath salts. It was just another Florida man story. Sometimes you get so hungry you gotta eat a face.

[@Huge-orge]

Chris Raygun, Tom, Lyle Chris O’Neil, Tom(ar), Lyle

[@KevinStriker]

1:01:13 Industrial except Devil May Cry 1, which is wonderfully gothic and spooky. Definitely showing off its Resident Evil origins with "Curse Of The Bloody Puppets" kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqOVcqyDq6x5Z6M

[@blackwingdragon1]

1:35:50 I can already see the Buzzfeed headline: SomeBlackGuy is an Alex Jones Apologist.

[@flame3942]

Why does the siren near the beginning still make me belly XD love the podcast yall

[@payton8852]

Now get Tomar on the podcast

[@ImperfectionistSupreme]

If they dont play Tomar's theme song, unsubscribe

[@Dinnizzel97]

Gotta collect all the tomar emeralds first

[@Mr.BossMajor]

Kingston argued about kingdom hearts on this podcast idk the episode

[@saintanic4865]

Thanks for letting me know left for dead was on sale until the 8th when this episode went up on the 11th

[@Armadill0h]

Don’t worry, left for dead is always on sale.

[@OwnageMancer]

Look Lyle, it's you!!

[@FatherJosephofMomma]

Ah we got a 7 time guitar master as a guest.

[@galatiangod]

Yo Sween you’re thinking about They Reminisce Over You by Pete Rock and Cl smooth right?

[@samgiles20599]

I think the jellyfish thing Lyle was thinking of was the first episode of Star Trek the Next Generation where it turns out the city on some planet was a giant space jellyfish

[@johngonianakis2800]

1:38:00 it was the thebans with the sacred band that did this, not the spartans, but they did beat the spartans that way

[@ghostrade7746]

it's nice to see that dad isn't afraid of visiting on weekends.

[@shawngriffith6901]

"Anyone have any weird ambulance stories?" Today I learned Chris grew up rich

[@than217]

Did that guy changing one letter every time finally give Chris an aneurysm? He's in a state of delirium at the end.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Tom?

[@seasontwoscully8488]

Great guest. Great episode.

[@thesaltydelphox6156]

chris and sween were right, that first minute of the slender vs freddy vid was magical

[@jakeelliott3514]

@sween, when measuring angles you use degrees, minutes and seconds, a minute is a 60th of a degree and a second is a 60th of a minute

[@maisumcriticonainternet4351]

How the hell did I laugh at a talk about alergies? Hey guys. I subbed recently through Chris. After watching a few episodes, I am now on a quest to watch every episode of the snark tank, and commenting on the last one I watched.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

The N64 controller was the first of it's kind where 3d games needed analog sticks to navigate the camera, while the PS1 controller with dual analogs really nailed it.

[@ATalkingSock]

Glad I'm not the only one who's played Custom-Robo

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Imma be honest I only keep up with Lyle for his animations and hot E3 takes, but hey more power to him for trying to expand the variety of his brand into other things.

[@ummmyeah8458]

54:00

[@chaos_omega]

The recorder has been around since the 14th century. The name comes from an Old French word for minstrels, who retold what had been... recorded.

[@chubascov.]

Lyle McDouchbag is a cutie pie

[@KrimmyKrim]

Aw man you guys need to try "Del valle frut" great orange juice, especially cold. No sourness very sweet.

[@bn7908]

The jelly ocean is from a discovery series called "voyage to Darwin IV" as it was said i knew exactly what they were talking about

[@c4guy141]

The "Sentient Ocean" sounds Like the book "Solaris", Written by Stanislaw Lem

[@phillipjohn4800]

I really wished they linked the videos, songs, etc. in their descriptions because I'd love to watch and listen to some of the ridiculous things they find

[@ReynardCalcifius]

So you're saying motorcycles are guaranteed to kill me, thanks for convincing me to buy one

[@khailtacular]

FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@xblowsmokex]

Can someone link the epic rap battle of cancer they are referring to? There’s a few of them around and I didn’t find it in the discord

[@yotamkaspi8508]

Where is the stream where Chris eats a cricket?

[@jordanj809]

This one is VERY HEAVILY edited. My goodness Chris

[@LuisMedina-cw4dk]

Too many slurs were said obviously

[@lefthandman3558]

As a trumpet player. IT HURTS, your lips get split, you get light headed playing high notes, you have to SIT DOWN SO YOU DONT *PASS OUT* its just pain.

[@vegapunk2642]

lyle might be talking about Solaris, a polish novel (with a russian and an american movie adaptation) about a planet with a gel-like ocean that is actually a single entity.

[@grymgungus3933]

Yes Lyle the movie is called Alien Planet by discovery channel.

[@THAGOVERNMENT]

@Lyle The entire portion of a planet being a big jellyfish is from a Star Trek TNG episode called encounter at farpoint.

[@maksymiliansteiner7277]

17:55 its Solaris, book by Lem which had at least 2 adaptations I can think off. Thou calling it a jellyfish isn't really all that fitting

[@bfgfanatic1747]

I was thinking it was probably more Alien Planet, an adaptation of a Wayne Barlow book as an animated speculative sci-fi documentary.

[@antigrav6004]

The last few episodes really prove the three man formula is the successful way of running this podcast.

[@jinxhijinx1768]

i see where sweeny comes from with the omni-man/hulk/superman argument, since superman has powers so insane that not even green lantern could will them with the ring, but the hulk has the ability to lose control of his anger and become green Schwarzenegger, where as omniman is an alien. his strength and flight are biological factors like superman's.

[@irishempire9811]

What?

[@telepathicfish1489]

I bought Bastion and then refunded it within about 20 minutes of playing the game. But I've listened to that soundtrack a LOT. Darren Korb is amazing.

[@someman8772]

I can't abide the Kingdom Hearts slander in this podcast.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Oh hey the podcast is audible again. Neat

[@dougexists]

43:32 god fucking damn it

[@sneakywetsuit]

This is truly the best way to experience kingdomhearts

[@pen1sman]

“Cut down the Cosby shit” *doesn’t leave any of it in*

[@tobitobi9097]

Coming back to these old videos reaffirms my unbreakable belief that Kingston's brain exist in another universe because fuck me man how is it possible that he perceives reality so bad

[@kiyoshinakada2039]

It was life of pi, the jellyfish ocean thing

[@TheParadiseInc]

14:40 bonzo’s montreux by led zeppelin

[@Alibaba-le2ku]

Best part of Snark Tank is there are no ad breaks cuz no one wants their name attached to this shut

[@shawngriffith6901]

I was today years old when I realized Sweeney crafted his fear of the ocean and aliens from Echo the dolphin.

[@Wegetsu]

Goddamn. Finland mentioned twice. The you are my spouse now song is a finnish song

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

That movie lyles desrcibing sounds like Creepshow 2. In one segment of the movie theres a dying country town and in another segment the oil slick monster is killing people in a lake

[@nicholaslabree1080]

Holy shit was that a vanquish reference? Damn I forgot that game existed

[@Kazoo_man64]

The nintendo 64 controller works fine and the games are designed around it. You either hold the left handle with your left hand, or the middle one. Only games ive struggled to control are golden eye and jet force gemini. But those games are fucking weird.

[@rozonus]

The collab we were waiting for! Why do so many of my long time fav YTers all know each other? :D

[@johnguidoiv6431]

I am at the gym and I am gonna get hurt from lifting and laughing

[@IlSharmouta]

I am exporting very small 128x128x images in photoshop and it's taking actual seconds between each step of this unoptimized mess of a program. So yeah hearing your adobe struggles I feel you and kinda made me feel a bit better too

[@mycology5242]

1:23:39 Derrick: "mosquitos are proof that god doesn't exist" I have to agree, FUCK mosquitos

[@justrandem]

28:32

[@somecitrus7561]

"The rare good industrial" ykw Lyle

[@matts2436]

The Miami zombie guy was actually proven to not be on bathsalts; guy was just crazy

[@MrYadaization]

As far as nintendo controllers go, I actually really like the switch pro controller

[@kurtk7838]

I said Derrick looked liked a Ninja Turtle a while back, I'd like to add that he owns it. -Kudos

[@clownymoosebean]

We were jipped! I didn't see him smash a single rat with his belt buckle!

[@rileyMDK]

Movie might be The Abyss? That's the only movie I can think of that has jellyfish aliens?

[@L0Ve1yHDPixel]

For the blob of water I think there is an episode of Stargate were they go on a water planet but near the end they realized that the water was a living thing

[@L0Ve1yHDPixel]

Also I think the movie from James Cameron Has something similar with Abyss. Either the water is alien or the water used by alien as a weapons. I saw them both a really long time so it's blurry

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

I haven't watched this show in like. A fuckton of episodes. But anything for my little Lyle

[@TheNumberLast]

The man with the Orb.

[@gregstinkston7634]

Speak not of the Orb or it will return

[@lizurd]

Bro the New Zealand shit happened to me too! Lmao I just learned within the last year it’s next to Australia

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Who tf playing Destiny 2 at 1:24:30