25 MORE obscurely reviewed Steam games to guess

[@Matt_Rose]

Well it turns out this game is so hard even I got one of these wrong, hungover pleb that I am. One of my favourite games too! Spoilers: at 1:14 that should be the trilogy of that franchise, not number 4 - number 4 is not yet on Steam. A thousand pardons. It's a feature not a bug.

[@aura8808]

oh silly matt 😩 it happens

[@aladorhyde8192]

i was about to say, crash 4 isnt even on steam! get caught up on your crash bandicoot lore smh (/lh)

[@jamesgreen7331]

when i saw it i went straight to steam lol

[@aladorhyde8192]

@@jamesgreen7331 YEAH SAME

[@Matt_Rose]

@@jamesgreen7331 Sorry for raising your hopes then dashing them! That level of crushing disappointment is good training though for reaching the end of a level to find you've missed smashing ONE crate, especially in those freakin bayou levels..

[@tidalshores]

One of my personal favorite reviews goes something along the lines of: “I tried to go back in time to refund this game, but Steam won’t let refund games you haven’t bought yet.” The game in question is 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel. ...It’s exactly as confusing as it sounds.

[@GraveUypo]

i've only ever won by accident in this game. best strategy is to make random moves in the middle of the board and hope you kill something 3 boards ago

[@king_acceler8755]

@@GraveUypo I've found one spot that if you manage to get your queen to within 3 turns of the king being in its starting position you automatically win unless they catch on to what your doing and kill your queen before it ever got to that spot in the present.

[@DrPeeper]

I bought this game and it was perfect

[@bobwilson679]

@@king_acceler8755 What lmao

[@martind2520]

@@king_acceler8755 That's literally normal chess.

[@jeef4692]

I play enough Stardew valley to immediately recongize the thumbnail

[@KeyLimeadeish]

Haley still best girl

[@gen.skeleskin1428]

I don’t play much stardew and I still knew it was Haley at a glance

[@omniscientgoat]

Haley absolutely sucks bro, Y’all are sleeping on Alex and Emily

[@jeef4692]

@@omniscientgoat Emily is thicc I legit divorced penny for her, hell I even turned my kids into doves to have hers.

[@JustElleYapping]

Same lol

[@Ridlay_]

“Bosses so good that you feel honored to be killed by them” That’s not even a weird description, I knew what it was immediately.

[@davidtorazzi7650]

I thought it was Hollow Knight :(

[@Ridlay_]

@@davidtorazzi7650 True, that’s fair enough

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

I was stuck between soulsborne games and Sekiro. But, Hollow Knight's a good one too.

[@satincartoon2213]

Ye I knew it would be one of the soulsborne games, just wasn't sure which one.

[@austinwang1298]

Yep the category pops right in

[@InappropriatePolarbear]

I appreciate the archeological effort that went into digging up that absolutely ancient piece of TF2 art.

[@EmperorTetraObsessedPerson]

Not Recommended 9.867 hours on record *I CAN’T SEX WITH SAXTON HALE*

[@blossomrouter4797]

I'd like to imagine he just already Had it downloaded when that image came out

[@daydreamers_anonymous]

You're videos never fail to make me chuckle. Hope you have a lovely day :)

[@Matt_Rose]

Ah thank you so much! Very glad you enjoy :)

[@egdog_tm]

a

[@witoldkopaczewski3954]

b

[@sivyx22]

5 years of Garry's Mod is insanely respectable.

[@adrian.4177]

That is 3.17 hours every single day since release of the game to now, I have no Idea how he has a actual life especially because you will not be able to play everyday. In the years he has been playing, at some point he will have to have started working and likely he did not start playing exactly at release of the game. And most importantly what do you even do for 5 years in time, in garys mod that's like being stuck on a island but it's Garry's Mod. HOW?

[@sivyx22]

@Cornelia 5 years of that is extreme dedication for a joke review. While it's likely that its been left on overnight quite a few times, I believe that he probably played at least 2/3 of those hours. Either way, its insane.

[@frictionr6389]

Theres bots you can get that will have the game open 24-7

[@joshanator21]

They probably just leave the game running all day, no shutdowns at night kinda thing. I doubt they actually have been actively playing that long.

[@baileyharrison1030]

@@adrian.4177 Maybe he left his game on all the time as a server?

[@NoSankyuu]

The two most hated fonts thing gave it away for me

[@36jbf-as031lb]

It is public knowledge now

[@annoyingassbean3070]

Not gonna lie, I kinda thought it to be Baldi's Basics.

[@Malenbolai]

it's more the 2015 year

[@saturnzhornetz44]

same

[@silverflight01]

I used Comic Sans to death when I was in elementary school before my English classes started asking us to use Times New Roman because MLA. I have never used Comic Sans since, and two of the only times I actually didn’t mind seeing it was Baldi's Basics and Undertale. The rest of the times, I cringed.

[@longbeing]

I totally thought “Dark Souls: Australian Edition” was gonna be Hollow Knight

[@wolfmistresswilderr6579]

Lol I did too?

[@DJ_Level_3]

I expected Kill It With Fire for some reason

[@felop1187]

@@conabe same

[@barneecalhoungaming]

Same

[@PJBloop]

You are an orange juice worshiper too?

[@interbeamproductions]

0:11 bamboo's first appearance

[@hitthatrwnoflare9645]

The first 2 on overcooked had me thinking skyrim. I cant even count the times ive screamed at npcs for standing in doorways. The plate one is a but more obscure but basically if you hold a plate against a wall and walk into it, you can glitch through it. So you go through the game walking past tons of plates, and then when you need one, you cant find any.

[@dragontalon9321]

Literally exact same thought process

[@DanF5264]

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one!

[@gluehandsluke8477]

My personal favorite I've ever found: "The sex scenes are a bit gruesome." Garfield Kart: Furious Racing

[@epicboxx3838]

Fur ious racing: Lasagna + Carlisle log edition

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

Mine has to be "10/10 you can pet the dog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" on a review for a visual novel

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar didn't know the Slice of Venture games were on Steam ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan I was referring to Chiral ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar fuck is that game? lmao

[@theramblingboneheads3953]

"Doesnt matter, hats" anyone with any tf2 experience knows a tf2 review immediatly, it's very easy to spot

[@silverflight01]

TF2, the greatest hat simulator I have ever seen.

[@GyroMan5136]

i don't even play tf2 (3.6 hours) and i recognized it can you guys stop talking about your game thanks

[@FoxyGamerLx]

also gmod

[@he-ze1po]

hats

[@Harberino]

@@GyroMan5136 no thanks

[@CasualSteamGamer]

2:04 For context for anyone who hasn't played FFX, there is a minigame in an area of the game in which your screen will light up white, and about 1/4 of a second later if you havent pressed the dodge button you will get struck by lightning. If you dodge 200 fucking strikes, you will get a secret item.

[@dawsonphillips4701]

It's not even a minigame, it's for lulu's ultimate weapon,and tbh it's just about impossible to do in the HD without cheesing it because the input doesnt match the frames of the updated game

[@aionicthunder]

*consecutive

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Great game design 😳😳😳

[@hanthemaa]

ptsd

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

@@aionicthunder wtf 😭

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" shanties before panties " Never before have I heard such a description. nor, such an accurate one.

[@RandomUser-o9j]

i've been watching and playing undertale and its fangames for YEARS and when the review about the two most hated fonts in history, I KNEW that they meant comic sans and papyrus, and it made my heart light up.

[@patrickswamps]

Ok buddy

[@celceusiguess]

The great laxative review on five nights at freddy's was far funnier than it had any right being

[@annoyingassbean3070]

I thought it was gonna be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. review.

[@AstralShot]

I thought it was gonna be a review for a much more scary game....

[@themustardman219]

@@AstralShot it was a review from 2014

[@AstralShot]

@@themustardman219that game has scarred me

[@softheat2402]

@@AstralShot Trust me one look at the review section of any FNAF game and you will find a lot of reviews like this. That or negative reviews that are just "game boring af" "Fandom sucks" or "gave me a furry pr0n adiction"

[@qwertykaps1042]

5 years of Garry's mod and haven't played much

[@pequenoperezoso3743]

that do be the joke

[@CaitlynMistwood]

69th like, nice

[@HelpICantThinkOfACleverName]

What, did they leave it running in the background and never shut their computer off, or notice the game was still running for 5 years?

[@luphoria]

@@HelpICantThinkOfACleverName You can trick Steam to go forward by messing with local date and time

[@courier_06]

That makes my 5-6 months on gmod look pathetic

[@pineapplesandwich3906]

it actually feels so rewarding to guess some of these, I was almost jumping when I guessed the overcooked! 2 one

[@GoulartGH]

same, when I got SUPERHOT correctly

[@Chromeno]

it felt nice when i guessed the crash one solely cause of the WOAH

[@gengar232]

I had a similar feeling when I guessed prey.

[@creeperindisguise9278]

I almost hit my head on the ceiling when I guessed undertale

[@ミルキィルビ]

The only one I guessed correct was surgeon simulator - I don't even play it.

[@unknowngamer7058]

3:40 That's a weird lookin' Mario...

[@LuckyHicks2]

I genuinely had a lot of trouble guessing Tropico 6. And it is not just because I hadn’t played it(though that’s still a factor), it’s because there’s an alarming amount of management games where that kind of warcrime seems possible. And possibly any of the Sims games.

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

My immediate thought was Rimworld

[@devinschaar4499]

rimworld was my guess for a few of these too, maybe I'm addicted.​@meowkittymeowmeow2786

[@LuckyHicks2]

I've never played Rimworld myself - My attention span would never allow me to - but I have heard a lot about cloning, mutations, and disease elements of that game. So, all in all, I can imagine you could do some warcrimes, possibly without even starting a war.

[@certifiedgoofer]

@@LuckyHicks2 in rimworld you can harvest organs, make clothes out of human skin, give people pain amplificators (and a whole lot more stuff) and thats just in vanilla

[@halkiierid4084]

I thought it was Stellaris.

[@mimiic0s]

now you can get another cat so that both of your hands get bitten!!

[@Matt_Rose]

I might just save some time and buy a cactus to fondle

[@melanoc3tusii205]

@@Matt_Rose The best part is when they attack your feet and you get the contrast between the soft fur on your foot and the sharp pain in your ankle.

[@jackaboy123]

@@Matt_Rose They're great if you're gay

[@dj-murlock]

@@jackaboy123 Have you tested it out? Im just curious where you have that knowledge from.

[@mrnerd3143]

@@dj-murlock i mean i have, tho i not brave enough so i had to shave it

[@onnelli]

surprised you havent included the vrchat review that just says "it's alright" with 10k hours in the game

[@Mystery-Wolf]

VRchat is hard to rate because of its insanity.

[@slowplusreverbed]

pretty sure it was in the last one

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@dwagahnuwu2951]

@@EEEEEEEE apparently google likes to translate that E into an E

[@CoraCreates]

@@dwagahnuwu2951 it does.

[@spiritwarhol707]

"SHAUN" is burned in my brain for all time.

[@Nektarios37]

I thought it was gonna be fallout 4... didn’t play the actual game but...

[@Sophieinfinity4ever]

I heard Shaun and immediately went "Heavy Rain"

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@Nektarios37 same

[@richardgibson8403]

JASHUN

[@sarinaaaa_]

nice pfp!!!!

[@NeverTHOUGHTofIT]

That mud runners guy got some bars though

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

"Good games described badly" Hello Neighbour: *Nervous sweating*

[@TheTrueSpottedStripe]

As someone who's played TF2 for a long time now, I guessed it before he even said "hats" Who else would have that many hours in a single game? Except that Garry's Mod guy... I didn't even think it was possible to have that many hours. I know it's all jokes and stuff but like...does he actually even have a life?

[@OneRandomFox]

Always when someone has an insane amount of hours its either Skyrim or tf2

[@Elf_Pyro]

Gmod is like 200 games rolled into one to be fair, though I'm sure alot of those hours were from leaving the game running while doing other stuff

[@WatermelonEnthusiast9]

As an avid Gmod player, out lives *are* Gmod

[@eugenekrabs141]

i mean, gmod is everything in one game

[@gg1k]

I thought that last one was going to be factorio

[@poserdom]

My favourite one I've ever seen is 'you either become a trans girl or a white supremacist after playing this game. No middle ground'. The game was geometry dash

[@mintcoats]

As a gd player, can confirm

[@doctatofu]

@@mintcoats so. Which are you

[@mintcoats]

@@doctatofu uhhhhhhhhhh

[@TheGalaxyWings]

That's not completely inaccurate

[@cloverlovania]

as a trans gd player, can confirm

[@bismyth_7859]

0:19 fun fact! Cats actually can’t tell the difference between humans and other cats! So if it bites you as a kitten it is likely either playing or ‘nip’ing you, which is essentially a love bite! If it bites you as an adult kitty, it is likely trying to teach you how to fight, or showing its affection via ‘nip’ing!

[@DNP_10]

The fact that I actually managed to guess three games is surprising. Granted, one was the fonts hint for Undertale, and another was GTA San Andreas, but I’m stoked to have gotten Superhot.

[@vichidna]

hopefully the ad revenue from this video will make it so you're able to buy some plasters for your hands

[@CALIBORN_]

makoto naegi pfp

[@lukapetrovic412]

@@CALIBORN_ ye

[@CALIBORN_]

@@lukapetrovic412 epic

[@lukapetrovic412]

@@CALIBORN_ indeed

[@randomorange6807]

That 40,000 hours of Garry's mod is insane. Even if someone played for 11 hours a day since it's release in 2004 it would be 39,000. This person genuinely abandoned his life for this game and it's almost sad

[@sylvanticx]

maybe it counts time spent with the game running in the background, like what Origin does? Either way, they'd have to not close the application often (or restart their computer), and use the computer constantly. I'm not sure whether or not to be impressed or sympathetic. Both i guess.

[@asgth6147]

There is a program you can use to keep a game running witouth it actually being open, lots of people (and bots) do this to artificially inflate playtime.

[@drmonkeys852]

I mean even if he's actually playing for 10% of that time. 4000 hours of gmod is still wayyy too much gmod lol

[@GraveUypo]

nah that is wrong. 2004 was 160,072 hours ago. 11 hours every day since would be over 70 thousand hours

[@jacobobobo4404]

@@drmonkeys852 there is never enough gmod

[@pluski8502]

a review from the game 'flatout 3': My father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your children graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your father put us through.". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it because your game gave me cancer anyway.

[@schoo9256]

I've seen this on 4chan too, but it's "your comment gave me cancer anyway"

[@Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest]

Jesus Christ.....be praised.

[@setster007]

Dang.

[@PCTutorialz]

great review for a bad game

[@apgsbuddy506]

"this game made me love the two most hated fonts in history" When I saw fonts I knew that it had to be Toby Fox's first game.

[@rachels6808]

4:23 dear god, 40,720 hours spent playing THAT. For any game, that is insane!

[@MiaPlaysGamez]

That is a normal amount of gmod from what I have seen

[@iciebear]

The second they said “ew no” I just knew it was Stardew Valley. Haley please I love you

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

I instantly knew it was talking about Haley too. I don't get why people like Haley. Haley is such a bit......ter person. She's so self absorbed. And she's so mean to her sister. Personally, I like Abigail better. Adventure girl, best girl.

[@kaif4572]

@@amokriinprolgiid3409 She gets wayyyy better when you marry her

[@soulsofwar8985]

@@kaif4572 "Don't worry, the emotional pain eases in marriage"

[@spynix0718]

@@soulsofwar8985 Words I don't think anyone has said in history.

[@japanpanda2179]

​@@amokriinprolgiid3409Ahh, Abigail, the most relatable character of the most relatable game.

[@Elf_Pyro]

I instinctively knew that last one was Garry's Mod, and MAN that guy puts my hours to shame

[@ponivi]

Dude‘s gonna learn the secret to immortality just to play gmod

[@lebron73]

I too love the BNA pfp

[@vladimirirkhin]

nice pfp

[@courier_06]

Same here, this man makes my 4.5k hours look like doodoo

[@keefer3536]

yup

[@gremlinwc8996]

Im pretty proud that i got undertale, overcooked, surgeon simulator, and fnaf. Last video i only guessed like 2

[@harmonious_choir]

The fnaf one made me snort milk out of my nose and I don't even like fnaf

[@neonblade8591]

The only one I guessed last time was sea of thieves

[@vibaj16]

I got TF2, Undertale, and Superhot

[@guavapaste]

I only got Stardew Valley and Superhot. But to be fair there's not a lot of games in which you can convince a girl to dance with you by giving her beer nor in which a red guy shots at you and then you just dodge the bullet like Neo from the Matrix

[@nofoodbeforebed]

"It's like sex but better and for awesome people" 42 hours on record Pizza Tower

[@TerabyteAIX]

that last one hit me hard as someone who has over 1,000 hours in Garry's mod

[@thequire9809]

"Its not like normal Mario games." Because its a 'twating' Sonic game

[@letterborneVods]

I thought that was hilarious

[@silverflight01]

After seeing the year, I just knew it was Sonic Mania.

[@DJsocial7102]

Thats the joke.

[@ciastkman1235]

I thought it was sonic lost world with its Bowser wannabe zavok

[@neonbunnies9596]

1:26 That rap was actually pretty good (I'm talking about the lyrics)

[@humanhuman5024]

I guessed snow runner for that one and it was mud runner

[@knoniezzimlou2193]

Ow

[@gibustheinfamous]

I have a friend who has 20k hours of Gmod and counting, with a very similar review, so I INSTANTLY knew what game the 40k hour one was. A very large portion of that was probably spent AFKing or LUA scripting.

[@evevevevevsv]

@@WyvernParadox if you have fucking 5 Y e a r s of playtime, you are definitely scripting

[@gibustheinfamous]

@@WyvernParadox @BroadcastOne I know the guy. He LUA scripts. For god's sake, he's created two different entirely unique gamemodes and has updated them tirelessly. In fact if you so insist I can actually point you to his steam group.

[@gibustheinfamous]

​@@Chrome2105 One was Bob's TDMRP. Was around since 2012 but got ransomwared in 2016 (iirc). Next one he doesn't own but is called No Money No Hamburger.

[@jdninja1196]

And I thought I didn't have a life...

[@nicholmansgarage3501]

Within the second line of the rap, I knew it was one of the mudrunner games. Wasn't sure if it was Spintires, Mudrunner, or Snowrunner, but I knew it was one of them.

[@TheManWithTheFlannel]

"this game made me love the two most hated fonts in history" i am so proud to have understood this reference

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

the fact i actually managed to guess Mass Effect out of the word "sex"... havent even played it

[@Adam3343]

i'm literally watching this video with ME3 open in the background.

[@ficolas2]

Someone explain?

[@gaspshichat]

@@ficolas2 ^^

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

@@gaspshichat what

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

@@ficolas2 it has the secks

[@eugenekrabs141]

i could guess the garrys mod one because i have 34k hours on it, its the only game that you play for that long

[@Tommy-gc7us]

Did you spend 6 hours a day on it for that last 16 years

[@eugenekrabs141]

@@Tommy-gc7us better than my freind who i dont know how or why but he has 75k hours on it

[@sov5257]

yeah sure

[@vyl04]

hypixel skyblock lol

[@Noomy]

Please, please go outside

[@gemwolfz2860]

personally my favorite steam review is a hatoful boyfriend review that says simply "i like bird" it is a message i take to heart.

[@Epic24123]

Pfp checks out

[@Stonex180]

“Doesn’t matter, Hats.” At that moment I knew immediately it was TF2.

[@captainpalegg2860]

I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR THAT SHOT OF KITTEN BAMBOO 😭❤️

[@typichank1250]

" Dark Souls: Australian edition WOAH/10" I feel honoured to guess that one

[@milkcultleader2706]

Wait so 4:25 he managed to play for 5 years in 10 years worth of the game being up? What a lad

[@owyemen9367]

I just now grasped the fact he spent half his fucking life this decade playing gmod

[@Whatwhowhenwhyuhhhywah]

That’s the low end

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

bro played for 12+ hours a day for 10 years

[@Gangstablook]

Ten years in the GMod made you a true lad

[@RandomVoidKid]

i saw the review about the most hated fonts and was like: u n d e r t a l e e e e e

[@Mintgracer]

They could also just have said fonts...like we would know

[@EbiTheAxolotl]

Same, I instantly shouted it.

[@Sans5YT]

"this game made me love the 2 most hated fonts in history" me: Oh hell yeah, has to be Undertale

[@sincerecinnamon]

As soon as fonts were introduced, I knew that it was about my favorite skelebros

[@Han_Solo6712]

“This game made me love the two most hated fonts in history.” I immediately thought: Who the f*ck hates the comic sans font?

[@ele_abnormal]

Everyone who hates comics.

[@Han_Solo6712]

@@ele_abnormal Seriously or should I play a drumroll?

[@ele_abnormal]

@@Han_Solo6712 S e r i o u s l y

[@mechadeka]

@@ele_abnormal Comics don't use comic sans, jfc

[@pocodyess6050]

You'd be surprised.

[@Prak_Giggles]

"I haven't played much, but it's pretty okay so far" -The guy who's played the game for 40,720.7 hours

[@potatoman6556]

User review: australian dark souls Me: Hollow knight, right? Another user review: SHAUN My dumbass again: this has to be hollow knight, right?

[@littlewingedshiba5779]

I also thought "Australian dark souls" was gonna be Hollow Knight. I was so dissapointed

[@Xakaion]

same

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Same, whenever i tried to guess the game my brain deletes all the knowledge i have of any other game and my immediant thought is a game i'm apart of the fandom of Every single game ever made is a hat in time or little nightmares for me....curse you, brainrot! Edit: i also guessed huniepop a lot but i'm not in the huniepop fandom

[@sadgetrollge5614]

Ikr? I feel stupid now.

[@kirillbrest1239]

I actually guessed. I dunno how

[@Armoredmaple122]

The fact that I knew the game at 2:14 was Undertale and I knew what two fonts says a lot about me as a person.

[@KayzIdeas]

I didn't really need the rest of the video to laugh. I just needed the kitten in the intro.

[@syrianpsycho]

The TF2, Undertale and Surgeon Simulator ones were pretty obvious.

[@paintball7797]

in the first video, the Untitled Goose Game one was super obvious.

[@syrianpsycho]

@@rinchxa ye 100%

[@ninawth]

I didn't even realise Heavy Rain is on Steam now. I've played it a million times on the ps3 while I was severely depressed, trying to get all endings for the trophy (don't remember if I did). I never managed to get the trophy for doing the driving bit without any mistakes, though. It's an intriguing, yet nonsensical game (story-wise) that I don't think I'll ever want to play again. Even thinking back on it makes me feel depressed again.

[@chestnut4860]

I... I cant tell if this is a shitpost about heavy rain being the reason you were depressed or a heartfelt statement about it remininding you of bad times

[@ninawth]

@@chestnut4860 If Heavy Rain made me depressed, I think I would have stated that in my comment. Not that I think a game can *make* someone depressed. I burned out a couple of times in university, so I would spend months alone at home and kill time by watching shows and playing video games. Heavy Rain is one of the games I played during that time, but the game itself is a bit of a downer too, so I already feel down when I reminisce about its story. I also played LA Noire a lot during that time, but the game itself is slightly more upbeat, so I can still enjoy that one.

[@ihaveaname699]

The thumbnail is Stardew. Obviously.

[@Minceraft69]

I knew it as soon as I seen it. That's gotta be Haley they're talking about

[@50Steaks68]

“10/10 great laxative” is the greatest review for FNAF I’ve ever seen.

[@mrjack08722]

5 solid years on Garry's Mod is pretty nuts. Tho to be fair Garry's Mod can be like 50 different games, thats the beauty of it.

[@yeethittter1285]

Appreciate the new additions to the Matt Rose lore

[@n0rmalboy19]

Hello there Bretta

[@yeethittter1285]

@@n0rmalboy19 Unfunny

[@mackenziebeeney3764]

“The bosses are so good you feel honored to be killed by them” Yeah guessed that right lol the bosses are amazing and detailed and they all have their own backstory. “This game made me love the two most hated fonts in history” Wait, could it be… It IS 🤣

[@TheGalaxyWings]

I was so proud for guessing the undertale one

[@xela4183]

Fuck Dark Souls. Demon Souls was just badly designed and they just keep pumping out games on the same engine.

[@YellowLink10]

The only one I got was Stardew Valley because that was basically my experience. Same character even, I remember the dialogue.

[@japanpanda2179]

Who did you end up marrying? Hayley or someone else?

[@BudgieCute]

lmao, i just recognised it because i got desperate and started asking everyone else

[@0That_Guy0]

"All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!" Taking that man off the census was one of the most satisfying missions in that game.

[@magicant_]

2:10 made me unintentionally shout "UNDERTALE!" out loud

[@JadeTheAdventurer]

YESS

[@gavinmaretzki6675]

In this edition, I guessed Stardew, TF2, Hello Neighbor, Undertale, Overcooked, Prey, Surgeon Sim, Sonic, Assassin's Creed: Pirate's Life for Me Edition (one of the best games I ever played btw), and GTASA. I'm better at this than I expected!

[@Lopolin_LP]

3:33 "mhh... mario run... nah, something 'bout soni- I WAS RIGHT"

[@3alTemp]

I keep coming back to this video, and I still fail to guess like half of the games. 10/10 video; never disappoints

[@Polikaize]

I knew which ones they were immediately from "honored to be killed by these bosses" and "made me love two of the most hated fonts in history" reviews.

[@OlyChickenGuy]

Surgeon Simulator was the only one I was able to guess... perhaps because I absolutely love the series that Doctor Mike did of it as a real doctor attempting to play it. Spoiler: He eventually (rather quickly) succumbed to the beast of the game and went for competing tasks regardless of mutilation or harm to the patient. Good bye, Hippocratic oath!

[@spanner5686]

Oh thank god I don’t have to be under pressure witty this time, epic. I don’t have any jokes but I like the timing

[@MisterAppleEsq]

DO A JOKE

[@spanner5686]

@@MisterAppleEsq maybe tomorrow

[@MamaSymphonia]

I got a lot of these right for games I haven't even played. I dunno whether to be impressed with myself or the games themselves haha

[@SasukaRH]

i'm surprised you didnt look at the omori steam reviews, they're absolute gold

[@gourmetbird1483]

"This happened to my buddy Eric the other day"

[@BoredDucc]

go trauma boy go

[@ClassifiedGamez]

10/10 TOLIET RAMEN (also put this as my review)

[@BillJensenArchive]

7/10 not enough staircases

[@professionalrockeater]

good game I liked the part when kel

[@EEEEEEE36364]

2:11 The most hated fonts part was a DEAD giveaway. 10/10 review.

[@D3NPC]

"Doesn't matter, HATS." Immediately knew because I also don't have a life and love hats

[@meetaverma8372]

The funniest thing in this video is how he pronounced MMORPG

[@weskerposting]

memorpguh

[@legitimate8463]

2:11 I WAS SCREAMING UNDERTALE

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

It's really obvious lol

[@randomfactory3446]

Same lol

[@AlsoDeceased]

I wonder if that would be a hard one for people that never played the game

[@randomazzy11]

I LOVE UNDERTALE AND IN THE FIRST PART I WANTED TO SEE UNDERTALE AND I SAW IT HERE YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[@zakovanims]

@@randomazzy11…..

[@CJMaster1]

1:00 As a TF2 player this one was too damn obvious

[@bionicbirb9104]

That’s the way ye do et!- scotsman

[@Aneyzza_ofc.]

"Don't trust kids with facial hair" A hat in time lol

[@trashdragon6289]

I once found “My mom doesn’t really like the blood” -binding of isaac

[@deltafrost8642]

2:30 “SOMEONE GET THE RICE!” As soon as he said that, I knew what it was lol

[@Snorplicus]

Steam VR is constantly running in the background even with other games on. That's why most reviews of SteamVR have thousands of hours. It's fun to read through them.

[@prestonak]

Every person who has played FFX will know the cursed lighting dodging minigame

[@Julia_Mwa]

Ah- the overcooked game, my oldest brother brought that about 2 years ago, me, my mum, my brother who brought it, and another of my brothers played it together. I feel bad for our neighbours seeing as the only thing they could probably hear as we were playing it, were the phrases and remarks filled with utter rage and hatred, consisting of- “MOVE YOU BLOODY BASTED!!” “SOMEONE GET THE F***ING STEAK ITS BURNING” “OMG I WILL PUSH YOU ONTO THAT STOVE” “NO IM THIS CHARACTER, YOUR **THAT** BASTED OF AN AVATAR” “WE NEED MORE PLATES WHY ARE YOU NOT WASHING THE PLATES!? THATS YOUR JOB!” “WERE IS THE POT? WHO MOVED MY F***ING POT?” “HEY THATS MINE! GIVE IT BACK I NEED TO PUT THIS FISH ON I- OMG NVM WHERE DO I PUT THIS LEFT OVER FISH?” “PUT THE FIRE OUT, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! NO ITS OVER THERE, YEAH NO, NO THERE IT IS ARE YOU BLIND? OMG HERE SEE ITS RIGHT HERE” ….

[@il_aquilus]

4:15 Those two words made me think instantly "There's alien fucking in this, isn't there?" Then I saw the title and shouted "I _FUCKING KNEW_ IT!"

[@ChickenFingers42]

I'm honestly surprised by how many I got right. Fun video, though.

[@LukaUnempress]

I actually had a serious Stardew Valley binge recently, I didn't have as many mods as I'd like so I fixed that- ranges from turning the Wizard into an Ascian all the way to better tanks.

[@Minceraft69]

Better tanks? Damn I've got to download that

[@pureicefire]

Oh…I really, really want the Wizard to be an Ascian. I never knew I needed that but apparently I do.

[@NoriMori1992]

I like the Prey one because you'll understand why he said that even if you've only played the game for like 10 minutes.

[@saransfire]

As soon as I saw the hours I knew it was garrys mod, only a garrys mod players could dump five years of their life into one game.

[@acoustic_yippee]

i saw the thumbnail and immediately thought “yeah that’s stardew valley”

[@mastercelery7055]

I knew the last one was Garry's Mod, since it's the only game I know that has seemingly consumed peoples lives to that degree.

[@trinityy-7]

think people watch these to find their favourite game

[@captnpan]

I have never heard MMORPG pronounced “muhmorpiguh” and I’m all here for it

[@ejumper_0987]

The way he said moist at 4:00 lmao

[@ruthiewitter569]

I was hoping I’d see undertale in the list, and that was the best description of it I’ve ever seen. *instantly* knew which game it was. Also, please note that I am a graphic designer with a particular interest in typography :)