Punctuation is important.

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Matt Rose

Matt Rose

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@Matt_Rose
@Matt_Rose 8 ай бұрын
Next Monday (15th April) we're doing "Type 'Matt Rose' and let autocorrect finish the sentence", and there is JUST enough time for me to include a couple of the responses to this very comment, so drop a reply for a chance to get featured skulllemojiii thanks bye.
@RoboRex2000
@RoboRex2000 8 ай бұрын
Ok
@lidioskoulidio
@lidioskoulidio 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose I don't know what to say
@Harroldtf
@Harroldtf 8 ай бұрын
Matt rose is the one
@kiddieos
@kiddieos 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose and we are all going on a cruise to visit with our friends house for a bit on our own business.
@ImTheMetalManiac
@ImTheMetalManiac 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose has a lot of fat on the side of the tapestry.
@username5155
@username5155 8 ай бұрын
I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
@Tzomthekliafafanboy
@Tzomthekliafafanboy 8 ай бұрын
Mate… no
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 8 ай бұрын
Ah, so when the Polish help remove others with chemicals, it's fine, but when they get removed with chemicals, all of a sudden it's "mate... no"?
@GL0BALLY_TR3ND1NG
@GL0BALLY_TR3ND1NG 8 ай бұрын
@@Tzomthekliafafanboy why
@oofertheanimator
@oofertheanimator 8 ай бұрын
as a polish person I feel mildly offended
@username5155
@username5155 8 ай бұрын
@@oofertheanimator​​⁠​​⁠You’re a polish person? What kinds of things do you polish?
@piney2245
@piney2245 8 ай бұрын
Quick! Hide, everybody! Quick! Hide every body!
@nonexistent-yt9em
@nonexistent-yt9em 8 ай бұрын
Quick! Hide, everybody! Quick! Hide everybody! Quick! Hide, every body! Quick! Hide every body! Quick hide everybody! Quick hide every body! Quick hide, everybody! Quick hide, every body!
@Keznen
@Keznen 8 ай бұрын
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference. "Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive. "Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 8 ай бұрын
Both can apply to the same situation in some cases
@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751
@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751 8 ай бұрын
​@@Keznenthey farted too hard and died
@chef4evz
@chef4evz 8 ай бұрын
Hide everybody, quick! Hide every body , quick!
@table2.0
@table2.0 8 ай бұрын
The “wine bottle now” was an excellent joke
@casualcommenter7152
@casualcommenter7152 8 ай бұрын
In this case, “You’re the best Matt” and “You’re the best, Matt” are still equal
@animal_empyre
@animal_empyre 8 ай бұрын
He is a better Matt than most of the Matt's out there, Rose over Rife any day
@argumentator08
@argumentator08 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose for #1 every day
@argumentator08
@argumentator08 8 ай бұрын
@@animal_empyre and walsh
@animal_empyre
@animal_empyre 8 ай бұрын
@@argumentator08 Him too, he's the worst Matt
@X.snow._.cat.X
@X.snow._.cat.X 8 ай бұрын
@@animal_empyreRose over Walsh any day
@jordanr.2120
@jordanr.2120 8 ай бұрын
So many youtubers blur their feet. Not Matt. Matt gives the feet away for free because he's not a coward.
@SquiddyBonneBouche
@SquiddyBonneBouche 8 ай бұрын
Came for the feet. Stayed for the personality… Then came for the feet again.
@triventilatoro
@triventilatoro 8 ай бұрын
​@@SquiddyBonneBouchei came to the feet
@christophersmall19
@christophersmall19 8 ай бұрын
How can Matt Rose see some shit like this, heart it and move on
@fig_flop
@fig_flop 8 ай бұрын
@@christophersmall19 because he's matt.
@SquiddyBonneBouche
@SquiddyBonneBouche 8 ай бұрын
@@triventilatoro Neither of us have came on the feet… not yet.
@Broloney_
@Broloney_ 8 ай бұрын
My mom briefly lived in England. At the beginning of the road there was a sign that read..."Dead slow children." Even today we joke about it.
@mrfrog0913
@mrfrog0913 8 ай бұрын
That's why you run across roads, even if you have scissors.
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 6 ай бұрын
What was the meaning of the sign?
@jimmydesouza4375
@jimmydesouza4375 6 ай бұрын
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
@0_dearghealach_083
@0_dearghealach_083 5 ай бұрын
[Minecraft zombie noises]
@Broloney_
@Broloney_ 5 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083 *baby zombie noises
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
@SmeddyTooBestChannel 8 ай бұрын
3:13 not even that, the dude is looking to date two children who OWN A BUSINESS
@EatAnOctorok
@EatAnOctorok 8 ай бұрын
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
@adrianblake8876
@adrianblake8876 8 ай бұрын
Actually, he wants to date two businesses owned by children, if you read it correctly...
@cuckoobrain7999
@cuckoobrain7999 8 ай бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok 🤨
@cuckoobrain7999
@cuckoobrain7999 8 ай бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok "It's fine officer, they're a child but they own a business"?
@EatAnOctorok
@EatAnOctorok 8 ай бұрын
@@cuckoobrain7999 Child: "Here's my license of responsibility. I've been granted recognition of competence at the level of an adult."
@thebestalcachofaninguno3342
@thebestalcachofaninguno3342 8 ай бұрын
I had to stop for a while to understand "I hosted a party this weekend where I gave my friends vegan child meat" Punctuation actually is important
@elisecode2212
@elisecode2212 8 ай бұрын
The way they wrote it is actually better
@urioriari34
@urioriari34 8 ай бұрын
Yet somehow your comment has none, lol. Yeah no that does seem weird
@mr.knightthedetective7435
@mr.knightthedetective7435 8 ай бұрын
FEED THE VEGANS THEIR CHILDREN
@maxanimator9547
@maxanimator9547 8 ай бұрын
I thought it was missing a comma. Took me some time to realise punctuation also included apostrophies.
@keroppib4ptista
@keroppib4ptista 8 ай бұрын
I still donut understand 🍩
@blackqweenmars
@blackqweenmars 8 ай бұрын
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
@oddcrafter1270
@oddcrafter1270 8 ай бұрын
Depends who you work for, I guess...
@RobinFletcher-mt1he
@RobinFletcher-mt1he 7 ай бұрын
​@@oddcrafter1270 apparently cops will
@Doglad98
@Doglad98 3 ай бұрын
"You're fired."
@SkeletonLand368
@SkeletonLand368 2 ай бұрын
@@Doglad98 [gunshot]
@seekerlemm875
@seekerlemm875 8 ай бұрын
2:16 "RIDING SINCE I WAS FIVE" made me *actually* choke on my drink. No exaggeration.
@EatAnOctorok
@EatAnOctorok 8 ай бұрын
That's not all that's being choked on.
@ChillyOutside
@ChillyOutside 8 ай бұрын
​@@EatAnOctorok💀 they will never find your body
@jameskilgour387
@jameskilgour387 8 ай бұрын
Same!! Join the Matt Rose almost killed us gang. Rip Jeff though
@Xezlec
@Xezlec 8 ай бұрын
@@ChillyOutside Yeah not after that Octorok is done pummelling him
@godwantsmedead
@godwantsmedead 8 ай бұрын
i misread "drink" as "dick"
@Cylly_Jinx
@Cylly_Jinx 8 ай бұрын
1:16 a sign written by crocodiles to get lunch.
@usertedi
@usertedi 8 ай бұрын
smart
@chachathepigeon
@chachathepigeon 8 ай бұрын
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign - Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂 Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂 1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂) 2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊 (The one that you were saying) and 3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
@secretmeister
@secretmeister 8 ай бұрын
@@chachathepigeon I did not think of the first one, that is hilarious. Hey crocs, would you mind just... not swimming here? thanks
@Cylly_Jinx
@Cylly_Jinx 8 ай бұрын
@@chachathepigeon first one is probably funnier.
@Aurora_Animates
@Aurora_Animates 8 ай бұрын
Hehe
@windows7RULES
@windows7RULES 8 ай бұрын
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
@chickenfarmer321
@chickenfarmer321 8 ай бұрын
For the people that still for some reason fight against the Oxford comma, here are yet more reasons why it's necessary.
@sunnyquinn3888
@sunnyquinn3888 8 ай бұрын
I know uni life is exhausting, but I had no idea it was so bad for the students at Oxford that they were falling into commas!
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 8 ай бұрын
People fight against the Oxford comma???
@GabrielSemicolon
@GabrielSemicolon 8 ай бұрын
I'm ESL, and I will continue to fight against the Oxford comma because I do not vibe with it; I don't think it looks nice at all.
@SunnysinisterSD
@SunnysinisterSD 8 ай бұрын
No! But then Vampire Weekend would only have one mediocre song to be remembered by instead of two!
@chickenfarmer321
@chickenfarmer321 8 ай бұрын
@@GabrielSemicolon that... doesn't make any sense, the purpose of languages and proper grammar and punctuation is for clarity, not appearances.
@venomfan2020
@venomfan2020 8 ай бұрын
Why punctuation is important: Let's Eat, Grandma! Let's Eat Grandma!
@Harroldtf
@Harroldtf 8 ай бұрын
Lmao i accidentally said the same sentence
@j_cannot_type
@j_cannot_type 8 ай бұрын
there was a poster of that in my primary schools english classroom lmaooo
@darkacadpresenceinblood
@darkacadpresenceinblood 8 ай бұрын
help your uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse
@amethystmn6793
@amethystmn6793 8 ай бұрын
@@j_cannot_type same lol
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 8 ай бұрын
And capital letters: “Help my uncle Jack off a horse.” “Help my uncle jack of a horse.”
@Cursed_Mimikyu_Child_13
@Cursed_Mimikyu_Child_13 8 ай бұрын
The video: "Bishop agrees sex abuse rules" Me: "At least they're FINALLY coming out about it now." 😂
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering 8 ай бұрын
"Were #1" is Brexit in a nutshell.
@soupcangaming662
@soupcangaming662 8 ай бұрын
Or just post-British Empire.
@sumirunihon
@sumirunihon 8 ай бұрын
nah it's just post-british empire
@bobosaurus331
@bobosaurus331 8 ай бұрын
Although we weren’t #1 before Brexit either...
@ZigbertD
@ZigbertD 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm not sure that one was unintentional...
@tzarg
@tzarg 8 ай бұрын
@@ZigbertD now that you mention it it does seem a little... extremely intended
@Ey_SmoKrac
@Ey_SmoKrac 8 ай бұрын
watching this instead of the eclipse was THE BEST DECISION EVER
@BiwwiBob
@BiwwiBob 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, tho, for the, it isnt really a choice, since the eclipse can't be seen from my country...
@WeezerCatTM
@WeezerCatTM 8 ай бұрын
there’s an eclipse?!
@JustSomeoneHi
@JustSomeoneHi 8 ай бұрын
@@WeezerCatTM yea, though it's barely visible from anywhere
@Matt_Rose
@Matt_Rose 8 ай бұрын
Last solar eclipse was 2021, can't believe they're remaking it already. No creativity in The Milky Way rn smh.
@WeezerCatTM
@WeezerCatTM 8 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose wow.
@connordarvall8482
@connordarvall8482 8 ай бұрын
6:46, I was totally waiting to see an old man's head sticking out of a human-sized comma with the guy saying "I knew that wasn't gonna help."
@mecanum555
@mecanum555 8 ай бұрын
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder: Mike loves to: - Party, - Drink, - Shag, - Do his dogs, - Go out. You can't stop him, Boris!
@mrfrog0913
@mrfrog0913 8 ай бұрын
It was intentional
@toadynamite8141
@toadynamite8141 8 ай бұрын
This isn't in the video though
@mrfrog0913
@mrfrog0913 8 ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141 it is
@homemovelha4173
@homemovelha4173 8 ай бұрын
​@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
@ebony721
@ebony721 7 ай бұрын
Wasn't it "shagging[,] my dogs..." ? That way it would've worked
@kiraoshiro9251
@kiraoshiro9251 8 ай бұрын
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways "crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless "crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
@solveforx314
@solveforx314 6 ай бұрын
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
@johnalexanderaylward
@johnalexanderaylward 8 ай бұрын
This is why "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" is one of my favorite books
@asthejayflies
@asthejayflies 8 ай бұрын
what is this thing called honey?
@johnalexanderaylward
@johnalexanderaylward 8 ай бұрын
@@asthejayflies Eat here get gas
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 7 ай бұрын
Eats roots and leaves. Australians will get it.
@AndreiTupolev
@AndreiTupolev 5 ай бұрын
Written by Liz Truss before her unfortunate venture into politics
@AndreiTupolev
@AndreiTupolev 5 ай бұрын
Sorry, Lynn
@abadminecraftplayer
@abadminecraftplayer 8 ай бұрын
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare: I took my friend's sandwich. To I took my friend's colon. (Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
@GRAYBOI897
@GRAYBOI897 8 ай бұрын
😂
@dawnh
@dawnh 8 ай бұрын
ok that got me
@z.m.stewart1996
@z.m.stewart1996 8 ай бұрын
well played
@aritheblob
@aritheblob 8 ай бұрын
ive seen it before and i cant get enough of it.
@charadreemur7990
@charadreemur7990 8 ай бұрын
Fool me once...
@SaltwaterTaffyz
@SaltwaterTaffyz 8 ай бұрын
Finally someone who acknowledges that hotdogs need life jackets, I can’t have a relaxing day of boating when my lunch keeps drowning.
@Blueberryyymuffin
@Blueberryyymuffin 6 ай бұрын
I thought the buns were the life jackets
@NAcHO-wx5vg
@NAcHO-wx5vg 3 ай бұрын
@@Blueberryyymuffinthey don’t work well, they get soggy too easily.
@Fandroid_INC-v1
@Fandroid_INC-v1 8 ай бұрын
“YOU CANT STOP ME BORIS.”
@KOcudz
@KOcudz 8 ай бұрын
YOU CAN’T
@animal_empyre
@animal_empyre 8 ай бұрын
But what if we wannae stop yer Boris?
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 8 ай бұрын
Do something about it…….Boris
@TheMenaceHimself2006
@TheMenaceHimself2006 8 ай бұрын
Bendy and the Ink Machine
@dk28100
@dk28100 8 ай бұрын
Even if we add a comma why does he want to do his dogs-
@The-creator-of-good-videos-15
@The-creator-of-good-videos-15 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose: Talented gibberish speaker and an impressive narrator.
@maddie-yt2qn
@maddie-yt2qn 8 ай бұрын
“last thing he needs is to be put in a comma” SENT ME 💀💀💀
@NullAmbition
@NullAmbition 8 ай бұрын
"Let's eat, kids," VS. "Let's eat Kids."
@RAJF24
@RAJF24 8 ай бұрын
I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS then a dinosaur and “punctuation saves lives”
@NullAmbition
@NullAmbition 8 ай бұрын
@@RAJF24 Where can I buy!?
@RAJF24
@RAJF24 8 ай бұрын
@@NullAmbition probs just on Amazon I don’t even remember where I got it from 💀
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe 8 ай бұрын
if you insist!
@AXfanYeemo
@AXfanYeemo 8 ай бұрын
I prefer without the comma
@paperstrawsYT
@paperstrawsYT 8 ай бұрын
‼️⚠️ YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAVE KUSHAAN ⚠️ ‼️
@j_cannot_type
@j_cannot_type 8 ай бұрын
my fav part of this vid fs 😭😭
@Engardian
@Engardian 8 ай бұрын
Feels like we’re some video game protagonist who got thrown into the middle of some kidnapping situation and have to rescue Kushaan
@sasvkeee._
@sasvkeee._ 8 ай бұрын
i didnt realise i was watching a horror movie jeez
@aynDRAWS
@aynDRAWS 8 ай бұрын
I'm now going to randomly send this to people whenever they're late to something, I love it so much
@fireflystudios123
@fireflystudios123 6 ай бұрын
What’s funnier is that the message was probably sent to someone named Kushaan. So he was probably confused he was running out of time to save himself
@muffyxmind
@muffyxmind 8 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: When Snoop Dogg turns 60 years old, he will officially become 420 years old in dog years.
@booktionary--4276
@booktionary--4276 8 ай бұрын
Dog years, by the 7 to 1 calculation, are not real.
@Xaian1
@Xaian1 8 ай бұрын
Nice
@Vinterloft
@Vinterloft 8 ай бұрын
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 7 ай бұрын
@@booktionary--4276No shit.
@Alphacuremom55
@Alphacuremom55 7 ай бұрын
@@Vinterloft "Technically" No you furry it's literally not real, not technically.
@justhere4637
@justhere4637 8 ай бұрын
5:33 I like how you say this so suddenly.
@claramarie7923
@claramarie7923 8 ай бұрын
A lot of these (the ones that are headlines) are called “crash blossoms” after the line “Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms.”
@lilalino
@lilalino 6 ай бұрын
"This is BBC world news, i'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost 2 decades and forced to bear children" should not be that funny to me
@Anotherchild_lol
@Anotherchild_lol 8 ай бұрын
I agree with the thumbnail, regardless of punctuation
@Vs_stuff_and_things
@Vs_stuff_and_things 8 ай бұрын
same
@MicrowavedMedia
@MicrowavedMedia 8 ай бұрын
Me too
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 7 ай бұрын
I need the comma, thank you. I need to hear something positive about them.
@nokti...
@nokti... 6 ай бұрын
amen brother. all boobs are good boobs
@Skully.5
@Skully.5 5 ай бұрын
Same 🙏
@monoxxides
@monoxxides 8 ай бұрын
matt rose is the sole reason I can get thru mondays
@zorapianist
@zorapianist 3 ай бұрын
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
@emberdragon3436
@emberdragon3436 8 ай бұрын
Also, too much punctuation can be a problem when the panda eats, shoots, and leaves. Anyway, gonna send this to my grammar-police mum
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 8 ай бұрын
The sequel to the loot and scoot, the shit and scoot.
@Verbosal
@Verbosal 8 ай бұрын
This has genuinely been my favorite episode so far and I haven't even even ended watching it. Thank you. "DO DRUGS & DRIVE" STILL CRACKS ME UP
@vikkimcdonough6153
@vikkimcdonough6153 4 ай бұрын
Do drugs responsibly, kids!
@djsnowpdx
@djsnowpdx 8 ай бұрын
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
@SR-zp4je
@SR-zp4je 8 ай бұрын
Was doing so well, then ‘put your feet up Barbara’ broke me and I spat tea all over my phone. This is hilarious, Matt, thank you
@szbnahl
@szbnahl 8 ай бұрын
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
@MadamFoogie
@MadamFoogie 8 ай бұрын
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing. I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
@LizordSword
@LizordSword 8 ай бұрын
my brain isnt braining what is it
@LizordSword
@LizordSword 8 ай бұрын
ah nvm
@MadamFoogie
@MadamFoogie 8 ай бұрын
@@LizordSword No worries, same.
@OminousBro
@OminousBro 4 ай бұрын
@@LizordSwordwhat is it
@LizordSword
@LizordSword 4 ай бұрын
@@OminousBro volkswa genitalia
@tinobiushecht-4205
@tinobiushecht-4205 8 ай бұрын
I should really stop watching Matt rose videos when not home alone. I have to pause so I don't start laughing like a madman in the evening!
@gamingwlejla
@gamingwlejla 8 ай бұрын
I love this dudes videos they crack me up😭
@decmant
@decmant 8 ай бұрын
I live this dudes videos, they crack me up.
@sa1ry_
@sa1ry_ 8 ай бұрын
i lie this dudes videos٫ they crack me up.
@mothmilker117
@mothmilker117 8 ай бұрын
that nah at 6:15 was so unnecessarily brutal.
@elliesteele2027
@elliesteele2027 8 ай бұрын
1:48 Whoever made this sign was _real_ sick of getting stuck in traffic.
@Secretgeek2012
@Secretgeek2012 8 ай бұрын
Oh god, I'm crying here. I think this is the best one ever. 🤣🤣
@theranpofan
@theranpofan 8 ай бұрын
"I like cooking, my family, and my pets" "I like cooking my family and my pets"
@fishystuff3
@fishystuff3 8 ай бұрын
I’m dying laughing everything here. Thank you for delivering, Matt!
@youtubusinfo
@youtubusinfo 8 ай бұрын
Dear English people, don't forget about punctuation. Commas are starting to feel very lonely for the last couple of years.
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe 8 ай бұрын
hey uhh im brazilian not english does that mean i get a pass
@owenaspinall2046
@owenaspinall2046 8 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to say "Dear English people don't forget to use punctuation"
@theflyingspaget
@theflyingspaget 8 ай бұрын
​@@owenaspinall2046 "Dear English, people don't forgett to use punctuation." "Dear, English people don't forget to use punctuation."
@gnoot50
@gnoot50 8 ай бұрын
technically arent english people british? im not british goodbye
@appleleptiker
@appleleptiker 8 ай бұрын
2:00 I'm not even gonna lie... That had me crying from laughter for a solid 30 minutes
@OminousBro
@OminousBro 5 ай бұрын
Same
@v0lny886
@v0lny886 5 ай бұрын
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants :("
@ronan-outoftime
@ronan-outoftime 4 ай бұрын
half-life fan detected
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 8 ай бұрын
2:43 I mean it works either way.
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 8 ай бұрын
I mean… Not wrong.
@LazySkeleton206
@LazySkeleton206 8 ай бұрын
Having boobs on your body is even better as a man.
@Cinnaschticks
@Cinnaschticks 8 ай бұрын
Heck yeah
@Vs_stuff_and_things
@Vs_stuff_and_things 8 ай бұрын
Real
@benreyrat
@benreyrat 8 ай бұрын
literally
@crescentrolls4
@crescentrolls4 8 ай бұрын
The pause at 5:36 before the “…why??” LMAO
@ShizuruNakatsu
@ShizuruNakatsu 8 ай бұрын
"Crocodiles do not swim here" Oh thank God, my friend told me they did. CANNONBALL!!!
@Hortesdtion678
@Hortesdtion678 8 ай бұрын
It's supposed to be a sign of forbiddence
@ShizuruNakatsu
@ShizuruNakatsu 8 ай бұрын
@@Hortesdtion678 Unfortunately, most crocodiles can't read.
@Hortesdtion678
@Hortesdtion678 7 ай бұрын
OMGFDK
@cellocat-sm8lx
@cellocat-sm8lx 8 ай бұрын
5:19 As someone who likes to serve hot breakfast I'm glad people like me are being remembered
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 8 ай бұрын
5:22 I feel like this is just a matter of poor wording.
@autonomouscollective2599
@autonomouscollective2599 8 ай бұрын
Honestly, I think someone else wrote in “yourself.” The handwriting is different.
@Aurora_Animates
@Aurora_Animates 8 ай бұрын
@@autonomouscollective2599no, I think it means Don’t touch it *BY* yourself
@melaskan7286
@melaskan7286 8 ай бұрын
2:52 just thought to myself, hey, what would that look like 😂
@BigyetiTechnologies
@BigyetiTechnologies 8 ай бұрын
1:18 - that sounds like something a crocodile would say.
@Imaginen_un_nombre
@Imaginen_un_nombre 8 ай бұрын
Are you saying Matt is secretly a crocodile?
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 8 ай бұрын
@@Imaginen_un_nombre Aren't we all?
@Imaginen_un_nombre
@Imaginen_un_nombre 8 ай бұрын
@@ranjanbiswas3233 not secretly
@IllusiveTaco
@IllusiveTaco 8 ай бұрын
hmmmmmmmmm
@YankeeDood01
@YankeeDood01 3 ай бұрын
Better… h e h e Better get an *INVESTIGATOR* ON THAT ASAP HAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jamasa007
@jamasa007 8 ай бұрын
3:24 Thank you Debbie. Please do.
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 8 ай бұрын
0:15 Even if he did put a comma, he did start the tweet with _"doing_ the things he loves"
@redacculous
@redacculous 8 ай бұрын
Exactly this
@EthanTheEngine7
@EthanTheEngine7 8 ай бұрын
'Were #1' as an Irish citizen I whole heartedly agree
@LovelyLara123
@LovelyLara123 4 ай бұрын
I’m technically both (Both passports) so idk whether to agree or disagree 😂
@Effigy_the_furb
@Effigy_the_furb 8 ай бұрын
0:38 That’s just the doing your mom joke but with extra steps
@mrsquid_
@mrsquid_ 8 ай бұрын
"I'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children" best thing i've seen today
@tobyandahalf
@tobyandahalf 8 ай бұрын
it's convenient that my daily breakdown in latin class is always around 11 ish so i can have a little matt rose to calm me down in the morning
@omgitsgreebeguys
@omgitsgreebeguys 8 ай бұрын
7:01 I lost it 😂
@DuoEditzYT
@DuoEditzYT 7 ай бұрын
Same man like 🐝
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 8 ай бұрын
0:53 "How to Cook Crack and Clean a Crab" *Ah yes. The only two things to do in Florida*
@BLP_Memes
@BLP_Memes 5 ай бұрын
Jesse
@GabroPlayz
@GabroPlayz 8 ай бұрын
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
@demo2823
@demo2823 8 ай бұрын
If "my dogs" are on the list of, "Things I like to do," I'm afraid no punctuation will save you.
@gferrol118
@gferrol118 8 ай бұрын
3:17 I'm not gay, but £10 is £10
@a_plastic_bag
@a_plastic_bag 8 ай бұрын
@TabBY_BuGgZtrue but what?
@asackboyplush6508
@asackboyplush6508 7 ай бұрын
I'm bi and love money sign me up
@thesquidsisters
@thesquidsisters 8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose makes monday's better 🗣️‼️‼️
@DuaneMcknight
@DuaneMcknight 8 ай бұрын
Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real
@pasmoluiso
@pasmoluiso 8 ай бұрын
bot
@ricestrange
@ricestrange 8 ай бұрын
bot
@xpompomplayzzx
@xpompomplayzzx 8 ай бұрын
"Matt Rose is a new Fuzzy Funtime Friend on the couch" is what I got lol
@SonicStar737
@SonicStar737 8 ай бұрын
Hey matt first time i watched u was in 2021 and ive never gotten bored of ur content since, U RULE!!!
@Chris_Cross
@Chris_Cross 8 ай бұрын
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
@RapidEyeMovement_28
@RapidEyeMovement_28 6 ай бұрын
It's the daily wire, what did you expect
@osheridan
@osheridan 24 күн бұрын
UK Law states that cisgender women cannot be convicted of the big bad R, so it would technically be defamation to call it what it is. Disgusting, I know.
@C4LAM1TYZN0TR3AL
@C4LAM1TYZN0TR3AL Ай бұрын
"Its time to eat, grandpa!" "Its time to eat grandpa!"
@KarateGirl999
@KarateGirl999 8 ай бұрын
0:13 Let's face it, putting a comma on "shagging" wouldn't have saved that sentence.
@six_buck_dlc
@six_buck_dlc 3 ай бұрын
i didn’t know shagging was a term and thought it was related to like cleaning his dog
@MartynAndStuff
@MartynAndStuff 8 ай бұрын
There's a maypole dancer Theresa May, pole dancer
@Secretgeek2012
@Secretgeek2012 8 ай бұрын
🤢
@Evie_SG
@Evie_SG 8 ай бұрын
Uhm what
@sentienttapioca5409
@sentienttapioca5409 8 ай бұрын
Holy crap
@westtxtapper
@westtxtapper 8 ай бұрын
That's a hideous thought.
@埊
@埊 8 ай бұрын
Theresa May, pole dancer Theresa May, Pole dancer
@prezdough3049
@prezdough3049 8 ай бұрын
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
@isitsweet9567
@isitsweet9567 2 ай бұрын
I had a strange obsession with knowing people's birthdays when I was 11-12.
@justhere4637
@justhere4637 8 ай бұрын
6:49 This is so, unhinged.
@Klockorino
@Klockorino 8 ай бұрын
3:02 Wait, wouldn’t “hand toes” be fingers?
@proto_117
@proto_117 8 ай бұрын
4:35 where can I find more examples of these?
@I_Love._.Doctor_Who
@I_Love._.Doctor_Who 8 ай бұрын
you are one of the only people that actually makes me laugh out loud. and i have a chest infection so im doing anything to stop laughing, so i probably should be watching this
@Matt_Rose
@Matt_Rose 8 ай бұрын
Feel better soon!
@deathofallthingspotato9919
@deathofallthingspotato9919 8 ай бұрын
As a girl with long hair, I couldn't agree with Debbie more
@emplikac0007
@emplikac0007 8 ай бұрын
What does it even mean?!
@deathofallthingspotato9919
@deathofallthingspotato9919 8 ай бұрын
@@emplikac0007 you heard me. You saw the sign. I'm waiting.
@astergh0st
@astergh0st 8 ай бұрын
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
@Lilcyaan
@Lilcyaan 8 ай бұрын
Just about to watch the eclipse.. Such a good video to watch while I wait
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 8 ай бұрын
Total eclipse of the heart
@Anonymous4045
@Anonymous4045 8 ай бұрын
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend, and my mom. I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend and my mom.
@chachathepigeon
@chachathepigeon 8 ай бұрын
💀
@aynDRAWS
@aynDRAWS 8 ай бұрын
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@Anonymous4045
@Anonymous4045 8 ай бұрын
@@aynDRAWS The latter implies that my sister is both my girlfriend and my mom, so ig people from alabama or florida wouldn't think it's weird, yea.
@aynDRAWS
@aynDRAWS 8 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
@RedDotShark18
@RedDotShark18 8 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous4045 It still makes perfect sense
@Wuddizzup
@Wuddizzup 8 ай бұрын
6:55 this one made me laugh way too hard
@fadedliveYT
@fadedliveYT 8 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@Agvazela_Vega
@Agvazela_Vega 8 ай бұрын
1:12 as a brit, that’s not a mistake. As one Jay Forrman has said, “we got there first and now we’re the worst”
@CreaturellaCOS
@CreaturellaCOS 8 ай бұрын
Ah thanks! Was just about to put on my skin suit! 1:33
@akahelpwttubers
@akahelpwttubers 8 ай бұрын
At least not fu...
@CreaturellaCOS
@CreaturellaCOS 8 ай бұрын
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit asshead
@CreaturellaCOS
@CreaturellaCOS 8 ай бұрын
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit, budster
@akahelpwttubers
@akahelpwttubers 8 ай бұрын
🙋 📓, 👤 🚫🔜 🎨 😖 👈 👤 💡
@remmurdydooM
@remmurdydooM 8 ай бұрын
​@@CreaturellaCOS Bodysnatchers dont discriminate i see
@Gredddfe
@Gredddfe Ай бұрын
"All girls with long hair must be tied up" No amount of punctuation can save that one. You heard the lady!
@elhazthorn918
@elhazthorn918 8 ай бұрын
Moobs are indeed wonderful. Especially pecs.
@Tasoq
@Tasoq 8 ай бұрын
3:58 I think that one is my favourite 😂
@DarthGTB
@DarthGTB 8 ай бұрын
Close to my work there is a sign that reads "DON'T SMOKE FLAMABLE LIQUIDS"
@DarthGTB
@DarthGTB 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, that sounds like a sound advice
@THERATKING128
@THERATKING128 8 ай бұрын
The solar eclipse is starting from where I am! Btw lovely video as always!
@kiti_cat524
@kiti_cat524 8 ай бұрын
Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. SO DIFFERENT
@danuostret1900
@danuostret1900 8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that one bit in that one Gumball episode, where Gumball writes " Let's eat Bobert " amd Darwin says " Wait , shouldn't you put a comma before Bobert ? " And gumball says " Ehhh, same thing " And in the next scene we see poor Bobert getting eaten by a T-Rex and a stupid goat
@pseudonymos_
@pseudonymos_ 8 ай бұрын
2:04 They used a period at the end of the sentence. They meant what they wrote.
@thegodofpez
@thegodofpez 8 ай бұрын
Love you, Mattypoo! ❤
@unicorn_rainbowsd6137
@unicorn_rainbowsd6137 8 ай бұрын
Wow, I just watched your family group chat video, now I got this immediately after lovelyyyyy:)
@debwilson1436
@debwilson1436 8 ай бұрын
I love these, my brain automatically puts ,. When I read, so I love hearing them out loud. SO MUCH FUNNIER..
@fadedliveYT
@fadedliveYT 8 ай бұрын
6:05 oh god.
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