Next Monday (15th April) we're doing "Type 'Matt Rose' and let autocorrect finish the sentence", and there is JUST enough time for me to include a couple of the responses to this very comment, so drop a reply for a chance to get featured skulllemojiii thanks bye.
@RoboRex20008 ай бұрын
Ok
@lidioskoulidio8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose I don't know what to say
@Harroldtf8 ай бұрын
Matt rose is the one
@kiddieos8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose and we are all going on a cruise to visit with our friends house for a bit on our own business.
@ImTheMetalManiac8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose has a lot of fat on the side of the tapestry.
@username51558 ай бұрын
I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
@Tzomthekliafafanboy8 ай бұрын
Mate… no
@MyVanir8 ай бұрын
Ah, so when the Polish help remove others with chemicals, it's fine, but when they get removed with chemicals, all of a sudden it's "mate... no"?
@GL0BALLY_TR3ND1NG8 ай бұрын
@@Tzomthekliafafanboy why
@oofertheanimator8 ай бұрын
as a polish person I feel mildly offended
@username51558 ай бұрын
@@oofertheanimatorYou’re a polish person? What kinds of things do you polish?
@piney22458 ай бұрын
Quick! Hide, everybody! Quick! Hide every body!
@nonexistent-yt9em8 ай бұрын
Quick! Hide, everybody! Quick! Hide everybody! Quick! Hide, every body! Quick! Hide every body! Quick hide everybody! Quick hide every body! Quick hide, everybody! Quick hide, every body!
@Keznen8 ай бұрын
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference. "Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive. "Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
@Amy_the_Lizard8 ай бұрын
Both can apply to the same situation in some cases
@stevelansfordsaveukraine87518 ай бұрын
@@Keznenthey farted too hard and died
@chef4evz8 ай бұрын
Hide everybody, quick! Hide every body , quick!
@table2.08 ай бұрын
The “wine bottle now” was an excellent joke
@casualcommenter71528 ай бұрын
In this case, “You’re the best Matt” and “You’re the best, Matt” are still equal
@animal_empyre8 ай бұрын
He is a better Matt than most of the Matt's out there, Rose over Rife any day
@argumentator088 ай бұрын
Matt Rose for #1 every day
@argumentator088 ай бұрын
@@animal_empyre and walsh
@animal_empyre8 ай бұрын
@@argumentator08 Him too, he's the worst Matt
@X.snow._.cat.X8 ай бұрын
@@animal_empyreRose over Walsh any day
@jordanr.21208 ай бұрын
So many youtubers blur their feet. Not Matt. Matt gives the feet away for free because he's not a coward.
@SquiddyBonneBouche8 ай бұрын
Came for the feet. Stayed for the personality… Then came for the feet again.
@triventilatoro8 ай бұрын
@@SquiddyBonneBouchei came to the feet
@christophersmall198 ай бұрын
How can Matt Rose see some shit like this, heart it and move on
@fig_flop8 ай бұрын
@@christophersmall19 because he's matt.
@SquiddyBonneBouche8 ай бұрын
@@triventilatoro Neither of us have came on the feet… not yet.
@Broloney_8 ай бұрын
My mom briefly lived in England. At the beginning of the road there was a sign that read..."Dead slow children." Even today we joke about it.
@mrfrog09138 ай бұрын
That's why you run across roads, even if you have scissors.
@travelwell60496 ай бұрын
What was the meaning of the sign?
@jimmydesouza43756 ай бұрын
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
@0_dearghealach_0835 ай бұрын
[Minecraft zombie noises]
@Broloney_5 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083 *baby zombie noises
@SmeddyTooBestChannel8 ай бұрын
3:13 not even that, the dude is looking to date two children who OWN A BUSINESS
@EatAnOctorok8 ай бұрын
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
@adrianblake88768 ай бұрын
Actually, he wants to date two businesses owned by children, if you read it correctly...
@cuckoobrain79998 ай бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok 🤨
@cuckoobrain79998 ай бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok "It's fine officer, they're a child but they own a business"?
@EatAnOctorok8 ай бұрын
@@cuckoobrain7999 Child: "Here's my license of responsibility. I've been granted recognition of competence at the level of an adult."
@thebestalcachofaninguno33428 ай бұрын
I had to stop for a while to understand "I hosted a party this weekend where I gave my friends vegan child meat" Punctuation actually is important
@elisecode22128 ай бұрын
The way they wrote it is actually better
@urioriari348 ай бұрын
Yet somehow your comment has none, lol. Yeah no that does seem weird
@mr.knightthedetective74358 ай бұрын
FEED THE VEGANS THEIR CHILDREN
@maxanimator95478 ай бұрын
I thought it was missing a comma. Took me some time to realise punctuation also included apostrophies.
@keroppib4ptista8 ай бұрын
I still donut understand 🍩
@blackqweenmars8 ай бұрын
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
@oddcrafter12708 ай бұрын
Depends who you work for, I guess...
@RobinFletcher-mt1he7 ай бұрын
@@oddcrafter1270 apparently cops will
@Doglad983 ай бұрын
"You're fired."
@SkeletonLand3682 ай бұрын
@@Doglad98 [gunshot]
@seekerlemm8758 ай бұрын
2:16 "RIDING SINCE I WAS FIVE" made me *actually* choke on my drink. No exaggeration.
@EatAnOctorok8 ай бұрын
That's not all that's being choked on.
@ChillyOutside8 ай бұрын
@@EatAnOctorok💀 they will never find your body
@jameskilgour3878 ай бұрын
Same!! Join the Matt Rose almost killed us gang. Rip Jeff though
@Xezlec8 ай бұрын
@@ChillyOutside Yeah not after that Octorok is done pummelling him
@godwantsmedead8 ай бұрын
i misread "drink" as "dick"
@Cylly_Jinx8 ай бұрын
1:16 a sign written by crocodiles to get lunch.
@usertedi8 ай бұрын
smart
@chachathepigeon8 ай бұрын
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign - Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂 Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂 1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂) 2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊 (The one that you were saying) and 3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
@secretmeister8 ай бұрын
@@chachathepigeon I did not think of the first one, that is hilarious. Hey crocs, would you mind just... not swimming here? thanks
@Cylly_Jinx8 ай бұрын
@@chachathepigeon first one is probably funnier.
@Aurora_Animates8 ай бұрын
Hehe
@windows7RULES8 ай бұрын
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
@chickenfarmer3218 ай бұрын
For the people that still for some reason fight against the Oxford comma, here are yet more reasons why it's necessary.
@sunnyquinn38888 ай бұрын
I know uni life is exhausting, but I had no idea it was so bad for the students at Oxford that they were falling into commas!
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma8 ай бұрын
People fight against the Oxford comma???
@GabrielSemicolon8 ай бұрын
I'm ESL, and I will continue to fight against the Oxford comma because I do not vibe with it; I don't think it looks nice at all.
@SunnysinisterSD8 ай бұрын
No! But then Vampire Weekend would only have one mediocre song to be remembered by instead of two!
@chickenfarmer3218 ай бұрын
@@GabrielSemicolon that... doesn't make any sense, the purpose of languages and proper grammar and punctuation is for clarity, not appearances.
@venomfan20208 ай бұрын
Why punctuation is important: Let's Eat, Grandma! Let's Eat Grandma!
@Harroldtf8 ай бұрын
Lmao i accidentally said the same sentence
@j_cannot_type8 ай бұрын
there was a poster of that in my primary schools english classroom lmaooo
@darkacadpresenceinblood8 ай бұрын
help your uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse
@amethystmn67938 ай бұрын
@@j_cannot_type same lol
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes8 ай бұрын
And capital letters: “Help my uncle Jack off a horse.” “Help my uncle jack of a horse.”
@Cursed_Mimikyu_Child_138 ай бұрын
The video: "Bishop agrees sex abuse rules" Me: "At least they're FINALLY coming out about it now." 😂
@MuchWhittering8 ай бұрын
"Were #1" is Brexit in a nutshell.
@soupcangaming6628 ай бұрын
Or just post-British Empire.
@sumirunihon8 ай бұрын
nah it's just post-british empire
@bobosaurus3318 ай бұрын
Although we weren’t #1 before Brexit either...
@ZigbertD8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm not sure that one was unintentional...
@tzarg8 ай бұрын
@@ZigbertD now that you mention it it does seem a little... extremely intended
@Ey_SmoKrac8 ай бұрын
watching this instead of the eclipse was THE BEST DECISION EVER
@BiwwiBob8 ай бұрын
Yeah, tho, for the, it isnt really a choice, since the eclipse can't be seen from my country...
@WeezerCatTM8 ай бұрын
there’s an eclipse?!
@JustSomeoneHi8 ай бұрын
@@WeezerCatTM yea, though it's barely visible from anywhere
@Matt_Rose8 ай бұрын
Last solar eclipse was 2021, can't believe they're remaking it already. No creativity in The Milky Way rn smh.
@WeezerCatTM8 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose wow.
@connordarvall84828 ай бұрын
6:46, I was totally waiting to see an old man's head sticking out of a human-sized comma with the guy saying "I knew that wasn't gonna help."
@mecanum5558 ай бұрын
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder: Mike loves to: - Party, - Drink, - Shag, - Do his dogs, - Go out. You can't stop him, Boris!
@mrfrog09138 ай бұрын
It was intentional
@toadynamite81418 ай бұрын
This isn't in the video though
@mrfrog09138 ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141 it is
@homemovelha41738 ай бұрын
@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
@ebony7217 ай бұрын
Wasn't it "shagging[,] my dogs..." ? That way it would've worked
@kiraoshiro92518 ай бұрын
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways "crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless "crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
@solveforx3146 ай бұрын
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
@johnalexanderaylward8 ай бұрын
This is why "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" is one of my favorite books
@asthejayflies8 ай бұрын
what is this thing called honey?
@johnalexanderaylward8 ай бұрын
@@asthejayflies Eat here get gas
@Plethorality7 ай бұрын
Eats roots and leaves. Australians will get it.
@AndreiTupolev5 ай бұрын
Written by Liz Truss before her unfortunate venture into politics
@AndreiTupolev5 ай бұрын
Sorry, Lynn
@abadminecraftplayer8 ай бұрын
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare: I took my friend's sandwich. To I took my friend's colon. (Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
@GRAYBOI8978 ай бұрын
😂
@dawnh8 ай бұрын
ok that got me
@z.m.stewart19968 ай бұрын
well played
@aritheblob8 ай бұрын
ive seen it before and i cant get enough of it.
@charadreemur79908 ай бұрын
Fool me once...
@SaltwaterTaffyz8 ай бұрын
Finally someone who acknowledges that hotdogs need life jackets, I can’t have a relaxing day of boating when my lunch keeps drowning.
@Blueberryyymuffin6 ай бұрын
I thought the buns were the life jackets
@NAcHO-wx5vg3 ай бұрын
@@Blueberryyymuffinthey don’t work well, they get soggy too easily.
@Fandroid_INC-v18 ай бұрын
“YOU CANT STOP ME BORIS.”
@KOcudz8 ай бұрын
YOU CAN’T
@animal_empyre8 ай бұрын
But what if we wannae stop yer Boris?
@alicebthegachaweirdo83788 ай бұрын
Do something about it…….Boris
@TheMenaceHimself20068 ай бұрын
Bendy and the Ink Machine
@dk281008 ай бұрын
Even if we add a comma why does he want to do his dogs-
@The-creator-of-good-videos-158 ай бұрын
Matt Rose: Talented gibberish speaker and an impressive narrator.
@maddie-yt2qn8 ай бұрын
“last thing he needs is to be put in a comma” SENT ME 💀💀💀
@NullAmbition8 ай бұрын
"Let's eat, kids," VS. "Let's eat Kids."
@RAJF248 ай бұрын
I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS then a dinosaur and “punctuation saves lives”
@NullAmbition8 ай бұрын
@@RAJF24 Where can I buy!?
@RAJF248 ай бұрын
@@NullAmbition probs just on Amazon I don’t even remember where I got it from 💀
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe8 ай бұрын
if you insist!
@AXfanYeemo8 ай бұрын
I prefer without the comma
@paperstrawsYT8 ай бұрын
‼️⚠️ YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAVE KUSHAAN ⚠️ ‼️
@j_cannot_type8 ай бұрын
my fav part of this vid fs 😭😭
@Engardian8 ай бұрын
Feels like we’re some video game protagonist who got thrown into the middle of some kidnapping situation and have to rescue Kushaan
@sasvkeee._8 ай бұрын
i didnt realise i was watching a horror movie jeez
@aynDRAWS8 ай бұрын
I'm now going to randomly send this to people whenever they're late to something, I love it so much
@fireflystudios1236 ай бұрын
What’s funnier is that the message was probably sent to someone named Kushaan. So he was probably confused he was running out of time to save himself
@muffyxmind8 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: When Snoop Dogg turns 60 years old, he will officially become 420 years old in dog years.
@booktionary--42768 ай бұрын
Dog years, by the 7 to 1 calculation, are not real.
@Xaian18 ай бұрын
Nice
@Vinterloft8 ай бұрын
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
@olivercharles29307 ай бұрын
@@booktionary--4276No shit.
@Alphacuremom557 ай бұрын
@@Vinterloft "Technically" No you furry it's literally not real, not technically.
@justhere46378 ай бұрын
5:33 I like how you say this so suddenly.
@claramarie79238 ай бұрын
A lot of these (the ones that are headlines) are called “crash blossoms” after the line “Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms.”
@lilalino6 ай бұрын
"This is BBC world news, i'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost 2 decades and forced to bear children" should not be that funny to me
@Anotherchild_lol8 ай бұрын
I agree with the thumbnail, regardless of punctuation
@Vs_stuff_and_things8 ай бұрын
same
@MicrowavedMedia8 ай бұрын
Me too
@Plethorality7 ай бұрын
I need the comma, thank you. I need to hear something positive about them.
@nokti...6 ай бұрын
amen brother. all boobs are good boobs
@Skully.55 ай бұрын
Same 🙏
@monoxxides8 ай бұрын
matt rose is the sole reason I can get thru mondays
@zorapianist3 ай бұрын
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
@emberdragon34368 ай бұрын
Also, too much punctuation can be a problem when the panda eats, shoots, and leaves. Anyway, gonna send this to my grammar-police mum
@MyVanir8 ай бұрын
The sequel to the loot and scoot, the shit and scoot.
@Verbosal8 ай бұрын
This has genuinely been my favorite episode so far and I haven't even even ended watching it. Thank you. "DO DRUGS & DRIVE" STILL CRACKS ME UP
@vikkimcdonough61534 ай бұрын
Do drugs responsibly, kids!
@djsnowpdx8 ай бұрын
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
@SR-zp4je8 ай бұрын
Was doing so well, then ‘put your feet up Barbara’ broke me and I spat tea all over my phone. This is hilarious, Matt, thank you
@szbnahl8 ай бұрын
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
@MadamFoogie8 ай бұрын
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing. I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
@LizordSword8 ай бұрын
my brain isnt braining what is it
@LizordSword8 ай бұрын
ah nvm
@MadamFoogie8 ай бұрын
@@LizordSword No worries, same.
@OminousBro4 ай бұрын
@@LizordSwordwhat is it
@LizordSword4 ай бұрын
@@OminousBro volkswa genitalia
@tinobiushecht-42058 ай бұрын
I should really stop watching Matt rose videos when not home alone. I have to pause so I don't start laughing like a madman in the evening!
@gamingwlejla8 ай бұрын
I love this dudes videos they crack me up😭
@decmant8 ай бұрын
I live this dudes videos, they crack me up.
@sa1ry_8 ай бұрын
i lie this dudes videos٫ they crack me up.
@mothmilker1178 ай бұрын
that nah at 6:15 was so unnecessarily brutal.
@elliesteele20278 ай бұрын
1:48 Whoever made this sign was _real_ sick of getting stuck in traffic.
@Secretgeek20128 ай бұрын
Oh god, I'm crying here. I think this is the best one ever. 🤣🤣
@theranpofan8 ай бұрын
"I like cooking, my family, and my pets" "I like cooking my family and my pets"
@fishystuff38 ай бұрын
I’m dying laughing everything here. Thank you for delivering, Matt!
@youtubusinfo8 ай бұрын
Dear English people, don't forget about punctuation. Commas are starting to feel very lonely for the last couple of years.
@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe8 ай бұрын
hey uhh im brazilian not english does that mean i get a pass
@owenaspinall20468 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to say "Dear English people don't forget to use punctuation"
@theflyingspaget8 ай бұрын
@@owenaspinall2046 "Dear English, people don't forgett to use punctuation." "Dear, English people don't forget to use punctuation."
@gnoot508 ай бұрын
technically arent english people british? im not british goodbye
@appleleptiker8 ай бұрын
2:00 I'm not even gonna lie... That had me crying from laughter for a solid 30 minutes
@OminousBro5 ай бұрын
Same
@v0lny8865 ай бұрын
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants :("
@ronan-outoftime4 ай бұрын
half-life fan detected
@internetlurker18508 ай бұрын
2:43 I mean it works either way.
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes8 ай бұрын
I mean… Not wrong.
@LazySkeleton2068 ай бұрын
Having boobs on your body is even better as a man.
@Cinnaschticks8 ай бұрын
Heck yeah
@Vs_stuff_and_things8 ай бұрын
Real
@benreyrat8 ай бұрын
literally
@crescentrolls48 ай бұрын
The pause at 5:36 before the “…why??” LMAO
@ShizuruNakatsu8 ай бұрын
"Crocodiles do not swim here" Oh thank God, my friend told me they did. CANNONBALL!!!
@Hortesdtion6788 ай бұрын
It's supposed to be a sign of forbiddence
@ShizuruNakatsu8 ай бұрын
@@Hortesdtion678 Unfortunately, most crocodiles can't read.
@Hortesdtion6787 ай бұрын
OMGFDK
@cellocat-sm8lx8 ай бұрын
5:19 As someone who likes to serve hot breakfast I'm glad people like me are being remembered
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes8 ай бұрын
5:22 I feel like this is just a matter of poor wording.
@autonomouscollective25998 ай бұрын
Honestly, I think someone else wrote in “yourself.” The handwriting is different.
@Aurora_Animates8 ай бұрын
@@autonomouscollective2599no, I think it means Don’t touch it *BY* yourself
@melaskan72868 ай бұрын
2:52 just thought to myself, hey, what would that look like 😂
@BigyetiTechnologies8 ай бұрын
1:18 - that sounds like something a crocodile would say.
@Imaginen_un_nombre8 ай бұрын
Are you saying Matt is secretly a crocodile?
@ranjanbiswas32338 ай бұрын
@@Imaginen_un_nombre Aren't we all?
@Imaginen_un_nombre8 ай бұрын
@@ranjanbiswas3233 not secretly
@IllusiveTaco8 ай бұрын
hmmmmmmmmm
@YankeeDood013 ай бұрын
Better… h e h e Better get an *INVESTIGATOR* ON THAT ASAP HAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jamasa0078 ай бұрын
3:24 Thank you Debbie. Please do.
@otaking35828 ай бұрын
0:15 Even if he did put a comma, he did start the tweet with _"doing_ the things he loves"
@redacculous8 ай бұрын
Exactly this
@EthanTheEngine78 ай бұрын
'Were #1' as an Irish citizen I whole heartedly agree
@LovelyLara1234 ай бұрын
I’m technically both (Both passports) so idk whether to agree or disagree 😂
@Effigy_the_furb8 ай бұрын
0:38 That’s just the doing your mom joke but with extra steps
@mrsquid_8 ай бұрын
"I'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children" best thing i've seen today
@tobyandahalf8 ай бұрын
it's convenient that my daily breakdown in latin class is always around 11 ish so i can have a little matt rose to calm me down in the morning
@omgitsgreebeguys8 ай бұрын
7:01 I lost it 😂
@DuoEditzYT7 ай бұрын
Same man like 🐝
@X-SPONGED8 ай бұрын
0:53 "How to Cook Crack and Clean a Crab" *Ah yes. The only two things to do in Florida*
@BLP_Memes5 ай бұрын
Jesse
@GabroPlayz8 ай бұрын
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
@demo28238 ай бұрын
If "my dogs" are on the list of, "Things I like to do," I'm afraid no punctuation will save you.
@gferrol1188 ай бұрын
3:17 I'm not gay, but £10 is £10
@a_plastic_bag8 ай бұрын
@TabBY_BuGgZtrue but what?
@asackboyplush65087 ай бұрын
I'm bi and love money sign me up
@thesquidsisters8 ай бұрын
Matt Rose makes monday's better 🗣️‼️‼️
@DuaneMcknight8 ай бұрын
Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real
@pasmoluiso8 ай бұрын
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@ricestrange8 ай бұрын
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@xpompomplayzzx8 ай бұрын
"Matt Rose is a new Fuzzy Funtime Friend on the couch" is what I got lol
@SonicStar7378 ай бұрын
Hey matt first time i watched u was in 2021 and ive never gotten bored of ur content since, U RULE!!!
@Chris_Cross8 ай бұрын
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
@RapidEyeMovement_286 ай бұрын
It's the daily wire, what did you expect
@osheridan24 күн бұрын
UK Law states that cisgender women cannot be convicted of the big bad R, so it would technically be defamation to call it what it is. Disgusting, I know.
@C4LAM1TYZN0TR3ALАй бұрын
"Its time to eat, grandpa!" "Its time to eat grandpa!"
@KarateGirl9998 ай бұрын
0:13 Let's face it, putting a comma on "shagging" wouldn't have saved that sentence.
@six_buck_dlc3 ай бұрын
i didn’t know shagging was a term and thought it was related to like cleaning his dog
@MartynAndStuff8 ай бұрын
There's a maypole dancer Theresa May, pole dancer
@Secretgeek20128 ай бұрын
🤢
@Evie_SG8 ай бұрын
Uhm what
@sentienttapioca54098 ай бұрын
Holy crap
@westtxtapper8 ай бұрын
That's a hideous thought.
@埊8 ай бұрын
Theresa May, pole dancer Theresa May, Pole dancer
@prezdough30498 ай бұрын
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
@isitsweet95672 ай бұрын
I had a strange obsession with knowing people's birthdays when I was 11-12.
@justhere46378 ай бұрын
6:49 This is so, unhinged.
@Klockorino8 ай бұрын
3:02 Wait, wouldn’t “hand toes” be fingers?
@proto_1178 ай бұрын
4:35 where can I find more examples of these?
@I_Love._.Doctor_Who8 ай бұрын
you are one of the only people that actually makes me laugh out loud. and i have a chest infection so im doing anything to stop laughing, so i probably should be watching this
@Matt_Rose8 ай бұрын
Feel better soon!
@deathofallthingspotato99198 ай бұрын
As a girl with long hair, I couldn't agree with Debbie more
@emplikac00078 ай бұрын
What does it even mean?!
@deathofallthingspotato99198 ай бұрын
@@emplikac0007 you heard me. You saw the sign. I'm waiting.
@astergh0st8 ай бұрын
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
@Lilcyaan8 ай бұрын
Just about to watch the eclipse.. Such a good video to watch while I wait
@alicebthegachaweirdo83788 ай бұрын
Total eclipse of the heart
@Anonymous40458 ай бұрын
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend, and my mom. I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend and my mom.
@chachathepigeon8 ай бұрын
💀
@aynDRAWS8 ай бұрын
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@Anonymous40458 ай бұрын
@@aynDRAWS The latter implies that my sister is both my girlfriend and my mom, so ig people from alabama or florida wouldn't think it's weird, yea.
@aynDRAWS8 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
@RedDotShark188 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous4045 It still makes perfect sense
@Wuddizzup8 ай бұрын
6:55 this one made me laugh way too hard
@fadedliveYT8 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@Agvazela_Vega8 ай бұрын
1:12 as a brit, that’s not a mistake. As one Jay Forrman has said, “we got there first and now we’re the worst”
@CreaturellaCOS8 ай бұрын
Ah thanks! Was just about to put on my skin suit! 1:33
@akahelpwttubers8 ай бұрын
At least not fu...
@CreaturellaCOS8 ай бұрын
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit asshead
@CreaturellaCOS8 ай бұрын
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit, budster
@akahelpwttubers8 ай бұрын
🙋 📓, 👤 🚫🔜 🎨 😖 👈 👤 💡
@remmurdydooM8 ай бұрын
@@CreaturellaCOS Bodysnatchers dont discriminate i see
@GredddfeАй бұрын
"All girls with long hair must be tied up" No amount of punctuation can save that one. You heard the lady!
@elhazthorn9188 ай бұрын
Moobs are indeed wonderful. Especially pecs.
@Tasoq8 ай бұрын
3:58 I think that one is my favourite 😂
@DarthGTB8 ай бұрын
Close to my work there is a sign that reads "DON'T SMOKE FLAMABLE LIQUIDS"
@DarthGTB8 ай бұрын
To be fair, that sounds like a sound advice
@THERATKING1288 ай бұрын
The solar eclipse is starting from where I am! Btw lovely video as always!
@kiti_cat5248 ай бұрын
Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. SO DIFFERENT
@danuostret19008 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that one bit in that one Gumball episode, where Gumball writes " Let's eat Bobert " amd Darwin says " Wait , shouldn't you put a comma before Bobert ? " And gumball says " Ehhh, same thing " And in the next scene we see poor Bobert getting eaten by a T-Rex and a stupid goat
@pseudonymos_8 ай бұрын
2:04 They used a period at the end of the sentence. They meant what they wrote.
@thegodofpez8 ай бұрын
Love you, Mattypoo! ❤
@unicorn_rainbowsd61378 ай бұрын
Wow, I just watched your family group chat video, now I got this immediately after lovelyyyyy:)
@debwilson14368 ай бұрын
I love these, my brain automatically puts ,. When I read, so I love hearing them out loud. SO MUCH FUNNIER..