They Wrote Me A Song

[@hms21793]

I like how Danny is actively trying to become a sleep paralysis demon and join the sleep villian lore with the Hat Man and Jarvis is reluctantly accidentally leading a dream cult

[@iamsam6111]

Fun fact, I actually have Danny as one of my many sleep paralysis demons now, like since April-

[@iamsam6111]

Fun fact, I actually have Danny as one of my many sleep paralysis demons now, like since April-

[@cynister7384]

@@iamsam6111 He would be proud

[@E_G_G_man]

Fun fact, I actually have Danny as one of my many sleep paralysis demons now, like since April-

[@emptysekai]

Fun fact, I actually have Danny as one of my many sleep paralysis demons now, like since April-

[@benjaclown]

Once I had a dream where Jarvis was juggling on stream and then started rapping about how good he was at juggling

[@justgonnacomment]

As his balls which are solely used for juggling i can confirm he is good at juggling

[@benjaclown]

@@justgonnacomment thank you for the confirmation

[@theinventiveidiot]

Need this to be a reality

[@artgenix8052]

no this is real he did the stream a couple months ago

[@beesbrownies]

thats so fucking funny actually

[@GraceSavidesKeller]

Jarvis has showed up in several dreams. He's always very nice, but clearly trying to go somewhere or has to do something, and I always realize I'm kind of putting him out and let him go. Hey, dream Jarvis is a busy guy.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

He's gotta lotta dream invites rn

[@hedgehatchet3578]

This is how religions start-

[@diamond-sk2ll]

i like how Danny was trying to do this and Jarvis is doing it immediately

[@CarnivalChimera]

i've never had a dream with Jarvis in it but i've had one with Drew Gooden. i was at a convention and he was emaciated, asking me for a hug by just approaching me and smiling. i told him "i feel like if i touched you, your bones would crumble" and he didn't move or say anything, just started crying silently

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

oh no poor drew xD

[@pleasedontknowmeirl]

This has me cackling bro

[@Geckot369]

Excuse me, Jarvis, I was CLICKBAITED. I was expecting to hear a song with “she be jarving on my johnson” and I was misled.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Disappointed as well

[@moonutella5581]

I vaguely remember I had a Jarvis dream while I was pregnant. It felt so real, I saw him in a mall while I was looking for Anne Pretzels while he was having a monolog about Dhar man next to a fountain 😂

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

bruh, what is up with Jarvis showing up at a mall, I too had a dream about him at the mall

[@skipsal]

@@Mo_Nilla_Co its the Dhar Mann mall set!

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

@@skipsal OMG, IT'S ALL CONNECTED

[@creaturef3ature]

@@skipsal TRUEEE OMG

[@jamiehatesyou9175]

Why is it always the mall

[@brookesdaze]

"This is a new level of parasocial I think" is a very well encompassing quote for the beginning of this year

[@yoongiverse.]

Once I had a dream where I was supposed to marry Jason Derulo but Jarvis took my spot and married him instead and I wasn’t even mad, I just went and sat in his seat

[@Letmebool]

My partner used to work at a brain injury rehab and in their dream Jarvis was a new employee that needed training and ofc he was a good sport

[@RCZeta919]

Obsessed with the person in chat who came up with the genius pun "junkscare"

[@HeyItsMeChelseyOnYouTube]

I’m so glad you got to see my terrible rendition of pey’s song. ❤

[@gayghostprince]

i think it was good

[@TheGrossDemon]

It was really good!

[@hannamac1323]

I had a dream Jarvis and Anthony Padilla were dhar Mann characters and I got tricked into watching dhar Mann because Jarvis was in it. I woke up feeling very betrayed- this was the night before Jarvis posted his little selfie with dhar himself so I didn’t trust myself for like a week

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Wha- but you were right in a way! I woulda bought a lottery ticket lol

[@creaturef3ature]

Psychic lmao

[@iainronald4217]

I have a bad feeling that this will turn out like the summer of 2021 when Danny's subreddit was constantly cannibalizing itself thanks to his subreddit videos, LOL. Danny used to post subreddit videos weekly and like two hours after a video had gone live, there were already factions: Those who followed Danny's prompts, those who didn't follow Danny's prompts and were happy to tell you about it, and then chaotic evil. Every joke on the subreddit was mutating at a 3000x normal rate to the point that a simple joke at 9am like, I dunno, Danny with a pink water bottle, by 9pm would be something completely batshit insane and almost unrelated. It was exhilarating and scary at the same time.

[@allyrose6437]

Is that what happened???? I don't remember, and I'm not all that active on reddit, so barely on Danny's, that's wild

[@Dapper_Warlock]

okay but how do i invade jarvis' dreams is what i really need to know

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I think doppelgänger Jarvis might be working on that process 👀🤣

[@xandermin]

jarvis did show up in one of my dreams but as a background character, i was running through a mall doing parkour to escape from the feds & jarvis was just There, skyrim npc style.

[@allyrose6437]

Do you do parkour as a hobby? Because I don't and having a dream about doing parkour sounds awesome because I definitely can not do parkour irl😂

[@olitapp5361]

The phrase "We built a better boy," has lived in my brain every day since I heard it.

[@unknownuser2897]

I did actually have a dream from a few weeks ago that Jarvis had died and I was so scared when I woke up and immediately googled to see if it was true. The relief was strong when I found he was, in fact, still alive.

[@valentinecore]

i rewatch jarvis livestreams a LOT especially when i go to bed so it's only a matter of time before he sneaks in my dreams tbh

[@CaptainIceMuncher]

I wish you the best on your journey 👏

[@ReeseHolmes]

I like to think Jarvis invading their dreams with thousands of clones of him on a medieval battlefield with spears running toward a castle.

[@verdrin7107]

You and Jordan are so different, if the person that thinks they're basically the same person as you thinks Jordan is too then they're probably also very different. Like yeah, there's a lot of similarities, but Jordan has a very different personality. The line "it's twitter, comedy's legal there" really didn't feel like something you'd say, and was also probably the entire reason I remembered immediately where that one clip was from.

[@jaynenunya6070]

ngl not being able to/ willing to distinguish the diff between them feels a bit racist.

[@allyrose6437]

@@jaynenunya6070 yeah I can see that, although I immediately thought about the Danny and Drew meme with the same idea, that they are the same person. And thought it could be fans of Danny's and Drew's bringing that over and applying it here. Just a guess since it's literally the exact same joke and the communities definitely overlap so it feels possible I would disagree with doing this though because taking and then forcing the same inside joke is weird and lame, and maybe a little insulting to Jarvis and Jordan and the community

[@thottywizard]

Between the video and the comments I’m 100% convinced this is a cult

[@melissageorge5109]

i’ve had two dreams with jarvis in them and one with jordan. i don’t really remember the jarvis ones that well anymore but in the other one jordan was like a cashier at my school

[@beththebubbly69]

I also had a Jarvis dream, but even in my dreams i was like "i dont wanna bother him he's just bein a normal dude doin stuff" so i just like saw him and walked away fjsfdfdsk so not quite reddit worthy

[@redundantmartyr]

I've never had a Jarvis dream, but I did have a dream recently that I was best friends with Jordan, so I feel like I'm almost there.

[@erenender66]

danny and jarvis stop appearing in peoples' dreams challenge (impossible)

[@dizzylilthing]

I have had two Jarvis dreams this month, it usually coincides with morning sickness for me???

[@megapiglatin2574]

Weird, I have had TWO DREAMS in the past three nights that had Jarvis in them-just as a regular dude and like a friend of mine. WTF

[@Crimson_Knight004]

8:34 Mandela Catalogue vibes. Either Jarvis or the other guy is an Alternate.

[@petrify4814]

They only ever assimilate people after they kill them except for (SPOILER) Thatcher Davis. It also wasn't claiming to be Jarvis so I don't think one of them being an alternate fits because no matter which one was the original, they'd either both be Jarvis or both be the other guy. I think we're safe. :P

[@sourgreendolly7685]

The Carvis ad read tickles me every time. It's very me. not in the doppelgänger way though

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

One time jarvis showed up in my dreams and he dissolved and turned into a giant raincloud

[@fellowcommenter1466]

I've had at least one dream feat. Jarvis and Danny, in that dream I was watching a Danny vid and I think I saw Jarvis in passing (in a crowd?) while going somewhere. This happened a long time ago so I don't really remember the details, but that was probably the first and last time I've had youtubers invade my dreams lmao

[@ianisblue]

1:29 NO BECAUSE i spent a good 20 minutes last night rewatching just that clip and laughing hysterically

[@forthefrogs]

WAIT I HAD A DREAM ABOUT JARVIS AND JORDAN THE OTHER NIGHT? we were just hanging and talking at a rich person's house party

[@waifusmith4043]

That intro track at the beginning I was not expecting , I saw "she be jarving on my johnson" on the thumbnail and got scared.

[@Aneres225]

Jarvis AND Jordan appeared in one of my dreams. it was chill.

[@giantwoman4958]

Bailey did a great job with the intro song!!!

[@ecliiipsssse]

Alright, get in my dreams jarvis

[@livenandlove1980]

I've watched Jarvis since he was a wee lad. He is now a successful cult leader. 🥰

[@somethingstupid1075]

I’ve never had a Jarvis dream, but I’ve had a Jordan dream that made me take a step back and realize I needed to take a break from his content for a bit. That was a while ago tho, and it hasn’t happened since

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

ok now im very concerned as to what that dream entailed?? like what happened that was so disturbing that it made you fully step back from jordens content for a while lmao???

[@somethingstupid1075]

@@thenetherbaddie9760 we don’t need to get into the details, but it was more about my behavior in the dream than his. It just kinda made me realize “oh no I’m a little too obsessed with this guy rn, I need to chill tf out”

[@minecraftkiller2997]

Can someone with more talent than me. Photoshop jarvis's face onto dar man's head so we can darvis?

[@rachelzeke]

Lmao I almost died at Jarvis reading my melatonin dream post 😅😅

[@VaibhavShewale]

oh carvis johnson live!

[@PXKMProductionsGaming]

The Jarvis Dream Cult. Good idea for if they ever wanna make another Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

[@aderall]

i like how jarvis is slowly becoming danny gonzalez like the reddit videos, them being sleep paralysis demons, the doppelgängers..

[@sc8508]

Danny gotta take up some tips from Jarvis cult

[@AKA253]

I had a dream I met Jarvis and Charlie Day (the real person not his character) on the Vegas Strip and we went and looked at the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef. I felt like Day had some kind of personal beef with Jarvis but he didn’t really notice so I didn’t mention it.

[@allyrose6437]

Haha that would be an awesome dream, but it's so funny that Charlie had beef with Jarvis in your dream 😂😂😂

[@the_Sarahnator]

Jarvis, I've absolutely had a dream that you appeared in but I promise I'm not in the cult! We were just hanging out as friends! 😂

[@brooke-qk7fg]

the car sounds were so wholesome for some reason

[@labaker4285]

I do have Jarvis nightmares but it's because I fell asleep and KZbin loves to autoplay Jarvis even when I'm watching something else entirely 😞 I'll listen to a soothing video and doze off and then I wake up to Jarvis watching Dahrmann 😢

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

THERE'S NO "SHE BE JARVIN ON MY JOHNSON"?????? WTF

[@Jules-916]

I had a second dream about Jarvis recently where I met him at some KZbinr/gaming event and then I had to solve a mystery game.

[@PurpleSparklesHeart]

I put Jarvis‘s videos on when I’m falling asleep cause I cannot sleep without background noise and he still hasn’t shown up

[@annasutton4029]

“Gifted and blessed, lemme tell ya”

[@skribble-]

i didnt know mind apparition jarvis could be summoned in dreams, would someone be able to share the methods of the ritual?

[@klras8231]

Snapewives but for Jarvis is a hilarious concept to me

[@DeafAlone32]

I love Jarvis as a creator and as a subject, therefore Jarvis creating content about this subreddit is my dream come true

[@yagikataiser434]

A+ edit with the "Jarvis invader" thing. My mind went to the same place >_>

[@Urmumsknddbdbdbd]

i thought the showing up in peopless dreams was dannys thing lol

[@jinsoulsbleachedhair]

I had a dream where I was just watching Fact or fiction with Jarvis and He was one of the actors, it was very funny

[@h_doggo6746]

Ive had Jarvis show up in dreams sometimes but tbf I often listen to stream vods to help sleep so there's that

[@caydenwillard2563]

Doing my do-diligence so dream Jarvis shows up

[@mayasenior4439]

Damn you’re become a sleep paralysis demon like Danny

[@katarzyna1251]

I've had JarvisJreams but I think that's because I fall asleep to older videos lmao

[@elliegifford8089]

Yeah Jarvis and Danny have both appeared in my dreams

[@neffrey]

here's hoping that He selects me to appear in my dreams!

[@maximumdinosaur]

Looking forward to a new sleep paralysis demon

[@koolbeanz4]

johnson yet to be jarvised

[@malachiharling1538]

Jarvis... You better get in my dreams man.

[@soupeater]

ive had dreams where jarvis & jordan r silently 5 ft away @ all times ??

[@ChamomileT]

If you don’t appear in my dreams tonight Jarvis I SWEAR

[@boredsherbet]

carvis was best sponsorspot

[@Vampress09]

I had a Jarvis dream too! We were just friends and hanging out!

[@demongirlfriend]

The utter amount of Jarvis Johnson cult followers I've noticed appearing in the overall commentary fanbase over the past few weeks makes me feel like something has shifted in the scope of reality. Like this is such a highly improbable thing to happen but its so rampant and popular and somehow people take it so seriously

[@Yessica13]

I think once somebody says it, then more people are willing to speak up about it and then social media dynamics take over and it blows up

[@brooke-qk7fg]

i also had a jarvis anxiety dream!!! i was awkward because i was so stoked to meet jarvis but then he was kind of mean about the way i was talking :'(

[@punkopossums]

wait wtf he's showed up in one of my dreams in the past too.

[@pretsal4955]

More like a JUNKscare

[@noblecookie4641]

didn't the dream thing come up from the wikihow video? lol

[@noblecookie4641]

the wikihow dating advice on Jarvis Johnson! gold

[@orieking]

I had a dream sometime in the past month where it was just me jarvis and jordan platonically cuddling in bed

[@moonlighthowling666]

The guy @8:35 is definitely the new jake from state farm guy

[@deadpotatos7077]

saying you will show up in my dreams has made me want to do this heres your interaction,

[@Ramberta]

As a fan who's been watching you on KZbin for years, I think the Redditors feeling FOMO that they aren't dreaming of you is weird lol. We can't control our dreams, much as we might like to. I have gotten occasional random dreams about KZbinrs before, but not you (yet!)

[@ollie7949]

I had a dream that I went to a convention to meet Jarvis and this man was fancy. He didn’t have his own booth, he had his own ROOM. I walk into this office looking area and Jarvis is at a desk. He told me to take a seat. Then we took a picture. I woke up very confused 🫶

[@ratattack8901]

i want sweet jarvis dreams

[@rateeightx]

I feel like the only thing that could improve the intro song is "Today" at the end, It's great but just feels a tad empty there and I think that'd help it. (Plus rhymes with "Day" earlier.)

[@akito2577]

pls show up in my dreams cause my dreams are usually just stressful

[@kenz5432]

here to summon dream jarvy, im very susceptible to fomo

[@nanoglitch6693]

I love how quickly Jarvis' sub got super weird 😂

[@UseMoreLensFlare]

People are trying to dream of you because they don't consider you as a person and they don't know how insanely creepy it is to say that because you're a person they listen to online and they don't consider you as real. Imagine if you found a college professor, or a therapist, someone that you really relate to, and told them you dreamed of them and considered them as your doppelganger ("omg, me"). It would be insanely inappropriate. This is also insanely common among teenagers and young adults now, and since they don't have self-filtering, they don't even realize how insane they sound (see: Dreamsexuals).

[@allyrose6437]

What the hell are you talking about

[@Plate_Productions]

Clickbait, where is the song with the lyrics “she be jarvin on my jonhson??”

[@StephMichelleXx]

Yo ngl I’ve had several dreams with Jarvis in it and I normally don’t remember my dreams. But usually Its when I fall asleep to videos or live streams. 😂

[@mightymeatymech]

"I don't think Jordan and I are clones" Being mixed with white/black means we all look the same, didn't y'all get the memo???

[@Feet__1]

2:18 please send a link

[@hallucinatinghawk3917]

Why is the whole server age restricted

[@wisehealer2536]

The wikihow article worked!!!

[@pandathee]

commenting for my shot at getting jarvis in my dreams. here's hoping!

[@glittersoop]

okay this is fckn freaky cuz i just had a dream about jarvis 2 nights ago sndjifuehrbrjfdbwb

[@doorknob7420]

i got jumpscared by the yay!

[@mossthebryophyter]

I don't think it's too wild especially if they watched one of your videos before sleeping. I had dream about chainsaw man after reading the manga before sleeping. Spoiler: It was the chapter where Denji goes to get a burger where Kobeni works and things go wrong.

[@forthefrogs]

not a fun one to fall asleep too in retrospect lmao

[@justgonnacomment]

0:29 ngl i like this song