Ludwig's Big Secret | The Yard

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

We were so focused on the white women and the dogs that we never even considered the white men and cats...

[@user-dx5dp1gm5w]

How do u repost a comment

[@Triplicata]

I mean Shane Dawson has been on the radar for years.

[@mcsquared920]

at last we learn the real meaning behind Ludwig's venmo name...

[@xodyssy]

@@mcsquared920banger comment

[@candlerunner]

the four genders........

[@ETK_]

Slime talking about his gambling addiction, Aiden talking about his drug addiction, Ludwig talking about his sexual addiction, and then the beacon of morality, Nick holding the morality of the pod all on his own. Stay strong soldier 🫡

[@thatlaxbro]

Its that God damned vaccine poisoning the youth and Slime. Our hero Nick is strong, untainted my Dr Fraudci , Nick is only addicted to God and the truth 🫡

[@AlexDaBaws]

makes me feel better as one w all 3 🤌

[@salvokai]

he's addicted to morals that guy

[@bruh1704]

Nicks addicted to warzone and saying some pun

[@Schmodin]

nick's addicted to silly little drinks

[@lando8801]

Slime when he is confidently wrong about the Christmas Truce of WW1

[@ETK_]

He was batting 0/10 this episode of the pod 😂

[@kosmickalamity7071]

He has to be confidently wrong at least once an ep, it’s a ritual now

[@jamesmccomb9525]

He's not wrong. The Christmas truce is extremely overblown as many parts of the front didn't participate, and those that did were essentially a glamorised lunchbreak. It's not like everybody just put the rifles down to enjoy some pudding like the myth leads people to believe.

[@ETK_]

@@jamesmccomb9525 he said it didn’t happen in world war 1, it did, and it is glamorized in media and retellings, but it did happen

[@lando8801]

@@kosmickalamity7071 If you’re gonna be incorrect might as well be confidently wrong lol

[@artypyrec4186]

I don't know what's funnier: Leslie taking the key not knowing it was a bit, or taking it KNOWING it was. "Imma take your key, little boy. Now you're going to sign it for me" as she walks away with a smile and lud with a tear in his eye.

[@apricot8301]

I'm positive she knows it was a bit.

[@gabyedge]

I have a feeling it’s going to end up on a charity auction 😅 when she asked them to sign it I immediately thought thankmas??

[@eliyarrows2456]

Slime’s gambling “enthusiasm” compares quite well to my friends coke “phase” “Idk bro I was bored and wanted to have fun and it’s funny” “That’s like not ok bro, you should stop” “No” *changes subject*

[@taylifts]

"I didn't mean to interrupt you" Fear& could NEVER

[@alexthegender_]

YELP WHYS THAT SO REAL

[@thepenguin9]

They honestly rob QT everytime they're on there The real fear is letting women speak fr

[@krib4785]

really admire how the guys got so into character during the bank roleplay. can't wait to see the next chapter in the story of the sailor, catcaller, bank collector, and buxom mang0 fan.

[@benjaminshields9421]

"I'm chewing on a blue pen"

[@JIP214]

Literally sitting at my desk eating when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit"

[@omaramezquita10]

Literally

[@coopersheets6169]

yep same lmao

[@carpet7664]

I was halfway asleep

[@BR1TA]

i was drinking kombucha 😭

[@joemama069]

Just like me fr

[@tintin1313]

Slime being smitten with Jordan is so on point. Always thought they'd be so funny together.

[@JordanAdika]

thanks slime you too

[@Masoninsicily]

When Aiden started describing it, I was biting into a pizza at my desk at home on my lunch break. Thanks Aiden.

[@maddybogdan9294]

no fucking shot im doing the exact same thing rn . pizza on lunch break ftw

[@mrfahrenheit677]

word for word, me rn, even the pizza

[@annajewelwebb1514]

I was also trying to eat when i was blessed with Aiden's description..

[@Henry-qt3py]

I was just pouring my soup into a bowl to enjoy a good dinner

[@mr_krabs]

I have been described as many things, but nothing hurt more than when Slime so perfectly described me as: 1) a tech bro 2) eating lunch at my desk 3) threw up from the discussion of Kombucha dumps

[@MrLlama-dm5eh]

pfp checks out

[@loonatheworId]

he did WHAT to coots?!😵

[@MrSmore]

Unspeakable actions...

[@daEINSTEINkid1]

who woulda knew lud had such a great throwing arm

[@jamescoyne4559]

@@daEINSTEINkid1coots hit that wall like a grapefruit

[@Keanpoop]

Million dollar title

[@daEINSTEINkid1]

@@jamescoyne4559 lud called it his grapefruit technique, which didnt help against the accusations

[@kiyastonehoy]

They had Coots on the podcast 2 years ago as May (next month). So Coots is for sure 2 years old by the time of this podcast.

[@lawyermorty6735]

Nah

[@Benjammn]

RE: Jake and Amir: They started a podcast near the end of the original run of J&H on CollegeHumor and translated that into building a podcast network (HeadGum). CollegeHumor owned the rights to J&A so they obviously couldn't continue using those characters after they left. Slightly before CollegeHumor lost their main backers and morphed into Dropout, Jake and Amir were able to buy the J&A rights and all of the old videos, so they were able to make J&A vids again. They were making other sketch comedy stuff on their HeadGum YT channel in the meantime so I personally think they do it for the love of the game mostly rather than nostalgia baiting but that's my opinion.

[@yiftertheshifter9967]

Yeah it's not like they are putting out videos weekly or anything when it comes to the new videos. At the same time the whole Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on their Patreon is definitely nostalgia bait but I love it anyway.

[@itzDusk]

I’m writing lesbian poetry for my creative writing class to this shit

[@itsmaddiebee]

kindred spirit

[@flachtsix]

Hell yeah

[@BarginsGalore]

is there any other kind?

[@wanted1diot]

beautiful

[@itzDusk]

@@BarginsGalore truthfully 😌

[@charliemanning3416]

42:50 imagine going to LIVEMIND and seeing Aiden. That’s like hitting the decagon. Now let’s #GetDiggyOnTheYard

[@SkytripYT]

Get diggy on the yard for sure

[@pezjerk]

diggy isnt allowed back in LA, on of the reasons they left him home in detroit. They would need get graydon on which is less entertaining but still good

[@sniperboi21]

While I don't think this will happen, AIDEN could go on HIVEMIND

[@EE-sw3uh]

not after what he did to those kids

[@DiscoPornoSatan]

I had to rewind that part cause I was like, "did I hear that right?"

[@rogueAD1]

Standing in line for lunch when Aiden is talking about his shits… great pod

[@liamcristello2591]

Aiden going to Hivemind Live is one step closer to having Graydon and Slime in the same room

[@DiscoPornoSatan]

We need to send Slime to Detroit so he can link up with Dignan.

[@autumnrogers1301]

Ahrhhhhhhh

[@kurtisbrumbaugh6081]

Dignan and slime

[@autumnrogers1301]

@@kurtisbrumbaugh6081 would be supernova

[@pattenzitting2234]

good news

[@goekenaitor5674]

This episode is INSANE

[@ronaldbrody9]

imagine just having a regular person on the yard and acting like they are famous for something. Would be funny. Just some dude you met at a coffee shop an hour earlier.

[@booker244]

If the next episode is not a random homeless man from the gas station we riot

[@zachhuggins3217]

I think it would be even funnier if they brought on a non famous person but didn’t tell slime that they were normal and see how much they could make him believe about said person

[@optic_0]

literally nut’s whole career (in a loving mf way)

[@partlyblue]

​@@zachhuggins3217Slime vs a Merritt Heaton type (just an old man) would go hard.

[@matthewb9981]

That's how slime is with every guest anyway

[@cathy4697]

The bank roleplay is a perfect capsule of why I come back every week

[@JustJoeMCR]

O.J woulda loved The Yard podcast

[@partypandamonium9116]

He did love the yard podcast, it’s a shame he didn’t get to hear what Ludwig did to coots

[@brandtforester837]

@@partypandamonium9116*with

[@brandonhodge5136]

Aiden is a hivemind fan is info i didn't know i needed so badly.

[@SilxntGFX]

what i am doing right now when aiden is describing his kombucha shits: writing my wedding vows (no lie)

[@heyyimelliot1432]

Aiden as a hivemind viewer makes so much sense

[@aetheriuslilac]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@benjaminmcdowell4071]

I love Aiden's trip stories, both vacation trips and drug trips lol

[@skylarcourtney07]

i’m a lash artist currently with a client and i audibly gasped when aiden said that. i had to lie and say i thought i saw a spider.

[@voidcaster2437]

Listening to the most unhinged podcast while doing lashes is insane lmao

[@Dingooose]

He said what

[@ging5967]

@@voidcaster2437 is it ‘insane’ to listen to a podcast while working Void Caster? Is it really

[@kirikinotan1303]

that "alrighhtman! :D" at the beginning healed my soul

[@kirikinotan1303]

bro he's like a cartoon character saying his signature catchphrase but i will eat that shit up every goddamn time

[@jocareding533]

Slime can't claim to be one of the people when he say 250k ain't that much

[@Snapple_apple]

gulping down my morning cold brew while aimen talks about his kombucha dumps

[@alexdam8218]

Move to a place with a real time zone hippie

[@aki42]

Eating some soup with grilled cheese with a cup of milk.

[@Snapple_apple]

@@alexdam8218i'm on the east coast.

[@Crosroad]

Ludwig should always answer the phone by screaming "I'm not fucking my cat!"

[@VixeyTeh]

😸

[@gbird.]

jake and amir coming back was a great thing and they're still funny. might be important to add they have been making things adjacent to J&A stuff even after the original series ended

[@gbird.]

sidenote, they have been my #1 dream guests esp ever since zac has been on

[@itzcynth6637]

Jake and Zac on the pod would be top tier 👌

[@raihammalik]

loved slime’s toddler coughs in this one keep it up boys!

[@Zenithol]

when aimen mentioned his regretful waste, i was eating my dinner and it was super good YAY!!💖

[@xBigMitch224x]

The hivemind and yard crossover episode could go crazy

[@Lorkus]

Dignan snorting his shit with slime would go crazy

[@tagegraham3812]

Literally the two best KZbin channels. I've always thought some sort of collab would be amazing since riley made a joke about a character named aimen. Would love for nick to guest on hivemind.

[@LeathanArt]

I need this

[@cathy4697]

I don't want it, I hope it never happens. I like both groups too much that just the thought of the episode bombing makes me want to throw up. We should leave it as a permanent what if

[@mignob]

idk how hivemind + all the yard would be but i could see aimen or nick being a good hivemind guest

[@0hniex]

When aimen described his kombutcha, I was modding GameCube controllers for super smash bros melee. Specifically, doing notches on the shell. Melee is sick and so is the yard

[@laurenlala6717]

I am just amazed at how entertaining your guys' stories always are. Every week. Never fails.

[@Seruphin]

High Ludwigs million dollar idea of travelling is just a Taskmaster challenge(which Unpaid Intern is based off) they have even done variations on that challenge, like see who gets this random boulder the furthest distance, a guy took it on a train and won it.

[@imyournewstepdad]

When Aiden started describing it, I was revising an electrical drawing for a large pump. The oranges on my desk sounded tasty until I heard the description.

[@customch33s32]

42:48 HOLY YARD HIVEMIND FANS STAND UP!!

[@tagegraham3812]

All 7 of us

[@tagegraham3812]

Shoutout dig riders

[@cantrip5849]

aimen being a hivemind fan made my day better

[@another_jon]

Having a person ask me for money on the subway telling me about his starving kids while the phrase "kombucha shit" enters my lexicon forever.

[@elisa8907]

i’m sewing a bridesmaid dress for a relative’s wedding listening to the yard boys describe poop in graphic detail

[@ShaunCheah]

I was lying in front of my laptop, huddled in all kinds of blankies, resting after a shift of delivering food in the rain, eating a bag of variety jellybeans from Lidl when Aiden mentioned his kombucha poops.

[@Shanemvm]

Literally at my desk with my boss pacing past my desk when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit". Thank god for headphones.

[@renihs]

I love this show so much. I look forward to it every week. Notification gang!!!

[@stoneboi1395]

I was eating lunch when Aimen described his kombucha poops

[@finthetrashcan]

should've been benching 180💪🏾

[@Christian_Luczejko]

I’m standing 3 feet away from the biggest selection of kombucha I’ve ever seen in a Whole Foods while I grab an iced tea off the shelf.

[@Tyty-lr7bh]

When Aiden described the Kombucha I was sitting at my desk. It is 8:30 in the morning, this is the first thing I've heard today.

[@declanm810]

It’s a pretty weird coincidence that they spoke about autism awareness/Slime taking a test for the premo in the same ep that they mention that he toe-walks, since that’s a trait that’s much more common in autistic children/adults than the general populace

[@duskpede5146]

they've spoken about this before, with the toe stepping in another ep

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

so i take it you haven't watched much slime yea he's our mega train boy and we love him

[@bruh1704]

If this is the straw that broke the autistic camels back you have NOT seen slimes best moments

[@matthewb9981]

I toe walked as a kid and I've got no tism

[@duskpede5146]

@@matthewb9981 as a kid is different from as a 33 year old man.

[@LuckayyAU]

5:15 I am thieving in old school Runescape, thank you for asking slime

[@Chillwillkills]

W

[@pipOSRS]

i was cooking sharks on old school runescape

[@breezypossum5035]

​@@pipOSRS yoo pip a yardigan?

[@deehoffee]

Mining shooting star atm

[@tmt3813]

cant belive Ludwig would do that to Coots, so messed up

[@Tommy_Pitt]

I was eating breakfast while that kombucha conversation was happening. Happy to hear it’s over

[@emuriram8662]

hey slime! yardigan here! love watching the podcast! right now i am watching while knitting a sweater! keep up the awesome content! ~~

[@Party_Carrots]

i had to type this while driving thanks for the activity slime 👍🏼

[@taylifts]

I can't even begin to fathom how good slime would be on I've Had It

[@mrs.nightmare6289]

Best pod to listen to while eating lunch!

[@king_rhoam_2311]

24:14 “AY I TELL YOU SHE’S GOT AT LEAST ONE RACK” is such an underrated line

[@St1ckster]

The way that I found out about Tim Naki's a few days ago and am happy to see y'all enjoying his content too!

[@aidanwasserman289]

Aiden, full of empathy and brutal honesty: You can barely poop 😕

[@MasterCalvin45]

Currently taking a kombucha shit while I read the commenta

[@churros3289]

i just want you to know that this comment will never be forgotten. you can't take this back.

[@cocoaoco11]

Hey guys I am looking at two excel spreadsheets while Aiden talks about his Kombucha shits. Thanks!

[@L3thalBones]

1:28:30 this is just a task master task. They gave each person a boulder(prop) and told them to take it as far as they could in an amount of time.

[@nuansd]

I think this is just Jet Lag.

[@L3thalBones]

@@nuansd haven't seen it

[@Mr_Sprite]

When aimen was describing the kombucha, I was building a desk

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

If you look up the origin of “Hookers” it dates back to the Civil war and General Hooker who was known for his wild parties and women who followed his troops. His troops suffered horribly with STDs. Just a factoid that I learned about in 6th grade. 😳 Love you guys! - Janet ❤

[@littleroot]

dudes archies editing this episode is crazy

[@jeuese9201]

yard

[@outhous3]

yard

[@corbieeee]

yard

[@ryanbell6545]

yard

[@breezyq6449]

yard

[@daniel28021]

yard

[@flankstaek]

As prophesized I am a software engineer sitting at my desk eating a falafel pita while Aiden is talking about kombucha shits. Thank you for your hard work.

[@bluffer702]

I was playing Cherry WIne by Hozier on Guitar while sitting in the Dragon's Dogma 2 main menu when Aiden spoke of his shits

[@lizzyr.1541]

5:20 thank you much for asking, im sitting at home watching the pod while popping pimples and scouring my face for any sort of blemish that i can pick at and make worse

[@maddee4543]

When Aiden was talking about his shit I was fixing my eyeliner. Didn’t even flinch I’m used to this by now

[@1ry_]

Whilst aimen was describing his kambucha shit I was lying in bed at 2:33 in the AM peeling a VERY large portion of dead skin off of my right foot

[@nanovoidalt]

Can we talk about how Nick is perfectly in focus, and Lud is looking like I forgot to wear my glasses?

[@Kate_H225]

insane that by this episode it was already discussed that qt and slime were going to disney instead of fishing

[@winkzart]

this was such a good episode

[@MegaEliteAwesome]

When the kombucha poop comment happened, I was cooking curry ramen. Also I benched 285 for 4 reps with no spotter. Thanks boys!

[@SHMOUSEY86]

I too was on a ranch in the middle of nowhere for the eclipse and also noticed the birds stopped chirping. Also noticed that I heard crickets during the moment of totality.

[@g.d.v9620]

At 1h05 when talking about the future of the yard really hit me. I'll see you in 30 years

[@kone4779]

42:50 its weird how happy I got when Hive Mind got mentioned

[@capriciousstudent]

The boys get increasingly frustrated as Zipper struggles to google through his DMT fog of war

[@garidy]

Definitely get William Osman on! You already basically promoted Open Sauce

[@CynicalChicken661]

I was unironically scooping my eye back into my skull as aidan was descring his kombucha sh^ts

[@prettyboyswagger]

Aiden mentioning hivemind is so wild to me but it makes sense

[@Mysticlxl]

The 24 hour idea is legit a sidemen video iirc, I think their way of doing it was really good, required challenges to get money, it would be really fun for you guys to do unironically

[@eleiaeliasidentitycrisis]

When Aiden described his Kombucha shit, I was dying to a trident drowned in bedrock minecraft. What a life.

[@Ommeta3764]

When Aiden described his kombucha shits, I was sipping a red bull and waiting for old people to walk into my gas station so I can sell them lottery tickets

[@Blippys]

When Aiden was talking about his kombucha poops I was playing the binding of isaac repentance, slime

[@inflatablepenguin]

I have very similar sensory concerns to Slime and I took that test after Ludwig and got 138. I answered in what I thought was a normal way just questions at face value. I've made an appointment to get myself properly tested.

[@gammagames1413]

What’s the website. I know there are a lot of fake tests online out there so I’m just curious.

[@tsunamisquid300]

5:20 chomping on my salad when aiden brings up kombucha shit thanks aiden!! 👍

[@virusfm608]

When Aiden described his kombucha shit, I was changing o-rings out of oxygen tanks

[@alexmercercole]

5:20 I'm playing Tears of the kingdom, at 12 AM and listening to the pod.

[@theastrochemist]

Slime mentioned one time that he didn't like how Bad Melee became very meta and they were always talking about the podcast themselves, and the Yard now has a weekly segment where they talk about the state of the pod/when it will end.

[@soopimus]

i am currently dying my hair purple-ish blue when i heard aiden talk about his bowels :)

[@parzival5450]

the yard is the only channel on this entire platform that i will never 2x speed.

[@Lil_Meatball_Sub]

The Yard forever and forever, Dubbin. 100 years of The Yard Dubbin

[@dorklepuff]

Just made some waffles and enjoying a nice breakfast while the boys are talking about kombucha…

[@BakesSunlight7]

The Yard back in form I see.

[@BakesSunlight7]

Yeah I liked my own comment deal with it!

[@RubberNoggin]

5:24 i was fishing in stardew valley with one hand, eating pineapple with the other, giggling at kombucha poop, calling it kompoopa

[@vwwvictor]

listening to aiden talk about his kombucha shit while skiing 👍 i was also listening on the plane during that one episode when slime was trying to wake up sleeper agents to hijack the plane

[@chilledpenguins8381]

Where you skiing?