Things Non-Equestrians Say | Part 3

More of the funny things non-equestrians say and do. 🤣
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[@shannandesh]

However, your heels tell a different story. Non equestrians’ heels are up in their knees!

[@sam-li2hm]

Yup I was looking at that too, expecting heels up in the air and feet all the way in the stirrups up to the heel.

[@felipelopez4765]

Yaaaaas queen

[@xxribbit_frogxx5319]

Then there's my heels the first time I rode- had no issue with it lol I haven't had many lesson so far since weather has been bad but my instructor said that they were fine. Also as a non-equestrian o can't believe this is what other non-equestriqns say lol

[@barbarakiser5622]

First thing I noticed😆😆😆

[@barbarakiser5622]

This was hilarious 😆😆😆 loved it

[@christinafragis7224]

'Oh my gosh! Was that just galloping? ' 🤣🤣🤣 how many times have we heard that! So much fun to watch once again ☺️

[@CiaoSeeYaLater]

I said that while I was riding my neighbors horse when I was 4-5.

[@ninaarandomhunterofartemis962]

That was me at 3, when I was being led around and doing a tiny trot. I was convinced we were cantering.

[@akl.equestrian_]

i was cantering i thought i was trotting just so used to it Lol

[@elizatucker_2887]

That was a trot 🥲

[@rosejudge398]

I'm a trail guide. This cracked me up. Idk how many times I've had a horse break into a little trot to catch up and the guest shrieks "HE'S RUNNING!!"

[@phatato]

The disappointment when do you think you're going to see hunky men but you just see a bunch of helicopter moms with their 9-year-old daughters

[@TheGreyJedi332]

FR

[@IzzyAndAndy]

"Now i know why the cowboys walk like this" is actually so relatable LOL

[@finngamesknudson1457]

Wasn’t all that relatable when I was younger, but now it’s hard to walk after long day of sitting at work. Takes a few minutes to loosen up and straighten hips and knees. Maybe it’s time to find a different job or at least cut the hours! Anyway, jumping down from horses back - my legs don’t want to work right or even hold me up.

[@fluffy_psalms_23]

That's what I was thinking! She was walking bolegged according to Merriam-Websters dictionary of 1960. 😊

[@amandacasta3684]

"Now I know why cowboys walk like this" HA I died

[@Bootube3859]

You gotta do one on weird things couples do when they're both equestrians. For example, when me and my girlfriend are in the car having a conversation and pass by a stable, we both pause for just a second, look, and then resume the conversation without missing a beat. Also, things that couples do when one is an equestrian and the other only does the stall/hay/pasture maintenance work.

[@deanna4519]

I know how to ride but u haven’t done it in a while. Maybe 2-3 ish years. I used to be pretty confident but Ik for a fact that if I tired again I would have to start all over rebuilding that confidence (my horse was a retired barrel horse whose last owner abandoned him so I almost got crushed a few times. But he always checked in my after killing me and made sure I stood back up. If I didn’t he would freak out🤦🏻‍♀️😂. I can agree tho that people who ride and people who do the maintenance are very different. I actually prefer the maintenance of the horses. I just love being in their presence. As I said before. My horse was a love bug. I would clean his stall with him inside and he would put his head on my shoulders and nibble my hoody strings. Super cute 🥰

[@Amanda-jb7dv]

@@deanna4519 same here. 5 years ago i had my own horse. He was wery strong and used to do farm work. He didn't like his new job and tried to buck me off and didn't listen to me. I quit riding nad after 5 years i started again, but i lost my confidence, but i'm working on it. I love riding.

[@ccityplanner1217]

I talk to myself and this applies equally to my outer monologues. I also often talk about how ramshackle the stable buildings look. When I'm rich one day, I'm going to build my own range that is an architectural masterpiece.

[@hotshot104]

“Was I just galloping.” Just about spit my drink laughing so freaking true.

[@SakuraStallion]

"When it comes to a horse barn, women do all the work." me, in 90 degrees sobbing in the semi truck filled with hay to the point you cant see your hand in front of your face: EMPOWERMENT.... *cough* WE DO IT ALL *cough* Ok I wish there was a man with arm strength here

[@colettedunton5334]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bee-kv5tx]

Top 10 reasons why I want to stay on good terms with my dad: Reasons 1-10: "Dad can you come help me with this hay wagon? Please? 🥺"

[@thomascox7536]

@@Bee-kv5tx lol, as a dad I so appreciate that. Keep letting Dad know he's needed. We need that!

[@Delilah_Anne]

I honestly love doing that by myself. Feels like I’m making up for the missed opportunities. The times I wasn’t allowed to lift because there was a man who was ‘clearly’ more capable than me.

[@kamilb1729]

These hollow boned new age beta males are a shame. This bloke is taking it all in. Here come some awesome times!

[@ccappa2001]

Please do more!! This made me feel better after my friends told me "riding is easy its not a sport." ugh.

[@ms.horselover2569]

I actually made an essay for school once talking about how riding IS a sport and as non-equestrians say: "you just sit there and the horse does all the work!" is not actually true!

[@horsesarethebest2146]

@@ms.horselover2569 exactly

[@annatengowski2583]

I HATE when people say all we do is sit there it makes me so angry cuz we use so many mussels you probably have never heard of and we work so hard to ride we don’t just walk and sit there plus so many seconds minutes hours days months and years and so much grain bags hay poop bedding dirt water buckets love care and a ton more go into becoming the best equestrian you can be!

[@user-br6ez3mg3u]

@barrel racing with new cowgirl aye barrel racing buddy

[@nutella564]

@@TineyGrouse OHMYGAWD BURR?! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN THE MODERN AGE?!

[@dohavename6775]

Length of the reins… Haven't we all been there? Ideally, really, would be having a mirror for newbies to check themselves in. At least with me it would've gotten the point across waaaay sooner.

[@iried9107]

So true! I’m a new rider and guilty of most mistakes which makes these videos both funny and embarrassing for me 😂 someone filmed me the other day and I realized there are so many things I do while riding, like leaning backwards sometimes, that I didn’t even know I was doing! There was an instant improvement next time I went to a lesson.

[@EvanBear]

Tucker is such a good boy though dealing with those reins being pulled over his face and the classic "hug dismount" 😂

[@jodienaiburg4076]

Guilty! I always think I'm hurting the 1200lb animal. Haha.

[@thomascox7536]

We watched AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD, the last time you put one of these out. Still think of you, EVERYTIME I pull hay outa my pockets

[@CC-Equestrian]

‘Was I just galloping’ lmao I’ve definitely heard that before 🤣🤣🤣 and the spider one is so accurate!!! Love this!

[@glorygracek.1841]

Your horse is like "what is wrong with you?" So much fun to watch his part of the story as well! P.S. I once did the dead horse thing.....but to be fair, I was 8 and that horse had been laying there a really long time and all the other horses where literally all standing around looking at the one horse. Still not sure what that was all about. But the next time I saw the field, there wasn't a horse down.

[@nutella564]

My mom did the dead horse thing today 😂 we have a show and the geldings, being geldings, were lazing around while the mares were up and about and my mom was like "OMG IS HE DEAD?"

[@glorygracek.1841]

@@nutella564 horses can be amazing actors can't they?

[@nutella564]

@@glorygracek.1841 😂 Amazing is one way to put it

[@LayllasLocker]

My first ever canter, in my mind, it was at least 100km/h. XD

[@ab.erdeen54]

how i felt when i first cantered the horse i'm currently riding. he's a big boy, about 16hh, and has a super smooth western pleasure trot. when i went to canter him though, he has this massive step into it and he had just gotten off basically sitting in a pasture for a few years and so he was obviously a bit excited. when i tell you he was SPEEDING. not only this, but i was off balance because this was my first time riding him and so i had to get used to his big canter (i had transitioned from a 14hh pony with short little legs and the smoothest canter transition and little canter you could ask for) so i had to figure myself out while also calming him down 😅. thankfully he's a very forgiving boy and didn't get mad when i was too leaned forward or discombobulated. he also listened very well despite my disorderly state. since then he's gotten worked more and i've gotten used to his big canter, so we've both mellowed out and we can maintain a good canter together now :) (sorry for the rant)

[@heartsforhenri]

“Now I know why the cowboys walk like this” had me dying 😂

[@olamaynor31]

The heels always have something to say! A true equestrians can tell a non equestrian from all angles!!!!🤣🐴🐎

[@mackiemalinzak3950]

“Now I know why cowboys walk like this…” *proceeds to waddle* 😂

[@keiraoconnor8374]

Before I started riding, I didn't know the difference between a stallion and a gelding. When I learnt what they were, that caused some major secondhand embarrassment from my instructor. Comment your awkward beginner stories.

[@writerspen010]

When I was about 10, I asked my trainer how to tell the difference between a mare and a stallion while we were untacking and grooming the horse after my lesson. She wouldn't tell me xDD

[@Bianka660BG]

That walking at the end 🤣 I am walking like that right now cus my legs hurt of the riding before 2 days hah xD It's so relatable

[@madelyn_smith]

Tuckers face! 😂 he was like mom? Did you forget how to ride?! 😂

[@tundranight2937]

Omg the walking at the end is so accurate, my legs hurt for the full first week to even walk and the most I had done was trotting lmao

[@justplanebob105]

I was thinking about volunteering at a stable near me when I retire but now I'm not so sure. I think my riding days are long over but I can still shovel and brush. haha.

[@s.l.5235]

i did the "was that galloping" on my second lesson 🤣🤣🤣

[@me_the_equestrian]

2:25 though, sooo relatable from when I started riding lol

[@claire848]

The walking part is so true!! No matter how many times you tell them they never listen. I think out of the three this one is the best and most relatable!! 🤣😂

[@horsesarethebest2146]

Tru lol

[@marshmallowbiscuit4553]

"Was I just galloping?!" oml 😆

[@TheBaldEagleGeorgeWashington]

“Now I know why the cowboys walk like this” I died laughing

[@annatengowski2583]

When I heard Heartland I got so excited lol I’m rewatching all 13 season for the 3rd time!!!

[@ameliaksloan]

“Around this horse farm, women do all the work” has me laughing so hard

[@KuchiKopi.]

The last bit of "now I know why cowboys walk like that" is my favorite thing ever I hear it so often and I love it everytime

[@cutejapanesecatsandanimals5338]

It is said that horses are very intelligent. Even though they can't speak human language, they can remember people who treat them kindly, and once they have established a trusting relationship with them, they will show rich expressions. They are also good at remembering people's faces. Since their eyesight is only 0.6 times better than humans, they use their ears to grasp what is going on around them. Therefore, don't suddenly make loud noises or startle them when they are close to you. Horses have very well-developed ears, as they can hear ultrasonic waves and other sounds that humans cannot. Horses express their emotions by moving their ears. Their field of vision is quite wide, allowing them to see around 350 degrees. Since they are herbivores, their eyes are able to see at a wide angle in order to escape predators. Horses also have a highly developed sense of smell. They can recognize people by their scent, and once they get to know you, they will happily approach you.🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴💖💖💖💖💋💋💋💋💋

[@jenmiller5303]

I have been waiting for this!!!!! And that was kinda me.🤣 Heartland be like "QUICK MY HORSE HAS RABBIES FROM BEING IN THE BARN!!!!" and one of the things I notice when you first start riding somewhere is there is always a different horse poop smell and I came to enjoy it before I left that barn Ps is it weird that I enjoyed it?

[@ms.horselover2569]

Nope we all do!!

[@jenmiller5303]

@@ms.horselover2569 lol!!!!!!!

[@ninaarandomhunterofartemis962]

horse poo smells amazing

[@jenmiller5303]

@@ninaarandomhunterofartemis962 Right?!?

[@jilenejensen1539]

I love heartland but sometimes it can just be a little bit too ridiculous. For example when Spartan got colic I have no idea what type of colic he got. From watching the incredible Dr. Pol colic is just basically pain in the abdomen. That can because by multiple different reasons.

[@katie_rat191]

“WaS I JuSt GaLloPiNg!”

[@ccityplanner1217]

What I say is "the actors practised with a helmet". Even after I read Horseback Riding for Dummies, I still couldn't tell the difference between a walk & a trot. It was only when an emergency happened & I actually saw a police horse trotting that I realised I was so confused. I've always known what a gallop looks like because racing is televised.

[@abbykoop5363]

Hahaha..... That's pretty much how I dismount now that I'm old and my ankles hurt. 🤣

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

I now in old age need a body next to the horse so I can put my left arm over their shoulder for support before sliding down. Its embarrassing, when I was young I could leap frog mount without using stirrups.

[@emalynnlepine6222]

I can’t 🤣🤣 “ Was I galloping?”

[@albertw251]

I would say i consider myself a non-equestrian. I just recently got back into riding after almost a 20 year hiatus. I'm glad i did. Eventually want to build up my confidence so that i can do some trail riding around the area i live in. I really enjoy just interacting with the horses at the equestrian center where i have been taking lessons. Love your videos. The Equestrian Humor videos have me at times laughing so hard. Keep up the great content!!

[@CatMomAmanda]

This absolutely cracked me up 😂😂😂 thank you!

[@elizabethequestrian]

🤣🤣🤣"This thing" had me dying

[@autumnlynn3579]

"Now I know why the cowboys walk like this" xD so true.

[@Sunstables330]

"Was I just galloping? "🤣🤣🤣

[@kayleemarceau5992]

“But i don’t wanna hurt him”😹😹😹

[@alixalir2941]

"Oh, would you look at that" 😆

[@TheAngieIshmael]

Please continue this series!! So good XD

[@Evy_Holat]

"Mush!" that had me dying 🤣🤣

[@oneofamillion4951]

I love your videos! Thanks for the laughs 😂

[@MysteriousUser1]

"Mush" Got me dead 🤣🤣

[@haramea]

Damn, this is such a good summary of "horseriding is easy" people XDD

[@horsecrazy7655]

Omg so funny 😂 we all have seen too much of that hot mess! Thanks for posting I really enjoyed watching!❤️

[@estherjohannessohn1273]

Your wheels are so hilarious I could watch these all day good comedy

[@briannondahlke2763]

This was hilarious!,, love it!

[@chanceremmy1629]

These are great!! XD Tucker’s a great horse, so well mannered :)

[@madisonsims1644]

"now i know why the cowboys walk like this" xD

[@Star_PerformanceHorses]

He's beautiful with his roach! Love him and your videos!

[@sunnyvr7897]

“NoW i KnOw WhY tHe CoWbOyS wAlK lIkE tHiS😂”

[@kaylove5751]

So many parts made me laugh OUT LOUD🤣🤣

[@cubsfan910]

entertaining & somehow you managed to instruct while being hilarious. Well done!

[@jennifersartorius9773]

Tucker looks so confused lol

[@edwardmeade]

I like the "mush" gag. I guess horses don't understand French as well as huskies do. lol.

[@writerspen010]

"Now I know why the cowboys walk like this!" xDDD

[@sharondaniels7005]

You are so spot on- lol

[@betsytoth7470]

This bring back memories! When I said drop your hands, they let go off the reins!🤣🤣🤣

[@faithayer1780]

So relatable, love your videos!

[@may-may6145]

The Non-Equestrian getting off the horse looked like me during my first time getting off a horse.

[@loutalksabouteverything2575]

I love these videos. Tucker is amazing

[@sophiaubogy-threet9866]

This is literally so accurate🤣🤣🤣

[@kellyhopchin2922]

Oh man this brings me back to (literally last year) when I was learning to ride. It's so funny how when you're beginning you don't realize the things you do!

[@fairynev]

The "was i just galloping?!" Is just wow i did that when i first rode xd

[@annemawson3475]

Thats an awsome video Thanks 😊

[@TheBestMoonEver]

These were all so funny. and as a non-equestrian, a couple of things in each part are things I have even said.

[@ccityplanner1217]

2:20 is how my instructor insists that I dismount because she uses cheap tack & worries it will break. 2:24: Huns' legs is what I call this. The Huns taught their children to ride from the age of 2, so early that it affected how they learnt to walk. I want to invite each of my groundie friends round for a day when we just pretend as though there's been an EMP pulse & all the cars are broken but they urgently need to get somewhere & their only option is my horse.

[@Kupolikop._.]

Tucker is so done with these skits 🤣

[@I_quityoutubesorry]

Thank you for making this it’s helpful!🦄

[@sherriejacobs3888]

No joke I would be the one to get scared by a spider in the barn. 🤣

[@tabithabowyer6860]

Your content is the best!! 💜

[@femalegoose5750]

"idk about men but when it comes to horse farming women do the work" XD

[@igam2259]

1:42 I can't believe how accurate are those reins 🤣

[@noone-cu5ng]

More of these pls there so funny lol

[@vtnminis]

good job. very entertaining 😆

[@Ponytail_jumper]

This is hillarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dominikakowalska5057]

The cawboy walk.. I had the same reaction after my first lesson!

[@idontlikecounting12]

Loved it! 😂 I was laughing a lot. lol

[@WeAreStrongwithJesus]

This was the funniest of 3.

[@Aveysaur]

"in a horse barn, women do all the work" 💅

[@benjaminsvlog.0194]

" i cant get his head up" this was me when I was younger, I swear I couldn't😅

[@iamacouchpotato11]

When my brother first started, the instructor asked, "Do you know how you get him to go?" And he yeets the reigns like in the movies. "Nope, that's only in the movies!" And she chuckled. Ahh, those good times.

[@iamacouchpotato11]

@Mona-he7wd 🎀

[@sarahandbobedwards3445]

This is so true i think the post TRUE part was the trotting part like "was i just galloping" its so funny but SOOO true

[@sieliestschonwieder1987]

The walking in the ending made me laugh so hard.

[@maja194]

I had riding lessons as a kid for a few years, eventually stopped going because the instructor was kinda weird… but I’d love to get on a horse again, just for a bit. I was never particularly good, but being connected to the animal like that is just so relaxing

[@redshorse]

Excellent !

[@ligt18098]

Haha loved it as always Though I do sometimes have lesson horses that back up when I'm trying to go forward and my hands are halfway up his neck giving them literally the entire rein to move

[@kristinh5391]

That was great!

[@eyzqlo]

i was like that with my reins and have so amny embaressing videos of my reins being SO short lmao

[@Shanngella]

Poor Tucker 😂

[@christianarellano2764]

The horse is probably so done with all of this 😂

[@supersketchy3824]

“I don’t wanna hurt him though” is me even though I KNOW I wont

[@XxsalemkatxX]

lol this reminds me. when i trotted for the very first time, my legs wanted to stay in the same position as they were on the horse.

[@Naru-Maki]

That was great! XD gave me a good laugh!!!