Things Runners NEVER Say

[@alexandrabicknell5308]

*coming up to home on end of run*....”My watch says I’ve run 9.99 miles. Oh well, that’s 10 miles rounded up - I’ll stop now”

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Nope!!

[@daniduc]

Alexandra Bicknell 🤣🤣never happened on the history of the world!!!

[@howard4431]

i’ve done that on a 7 mile run lol

[@heidiwood3142]

Omg yes hahaha this one

[@salemr2088]

Aaaaaand then you just run in small circles until you hit an even number!

[@thedolenorway]

"I actually think injury prevention through stretching, strength training and foam rolling is the best part of the running experience"

[@runningchannel]

Hahaha

[@crishealingvtuber8626]

I for one love stretching and strength training

[@AngusMcMaiden89]

I already ran in those shorts yesterday, I definitely can’t wear them again today

[@Renee-Heal-The-Eagle]

#facts

[@headphonic8]

well the shorts lining is basically underwear. nasty to wear again without washing

[@rice1298]

headphonic8 Wait, you guys don’t wear underwear when you are running? A guy thing?

[@robbarker1446]

Hi guys. I’ve got to share this with you. Two years ago I could hardly walk across the room or sleep all night in a bed because three of my disks disintegrated. After a lot of hard work and painful treatment 10 weeks ago I started C25K. I came across your videos, and seriously it became part of my recovery/training package. Today I completed my first full nonstop 5K run. To say I’m exsstattc is an understatement. So thank you for being part of my recovery I’m now officially a runner xx

[@runningchannel]

This is so amazing Rob! Makes us so happy. Well done! 👍👏

[@brandenbolt5573]

Well done rob, I remember how it felt to Finnish a 5km for the first time - euphoria !!!!. You'll get the same feeling doing a 10km for the first time, but you'll be more sore, and tired which dampens the euphoric feeling - but you'll keep searching for that achievement' high ' feeling time and time again through Personal bests! PB's. You are a runner! Welcome to the club :)

[@Morfeusm]

YAY, welcome to the runner family Rob!

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Nice! That's one hell of an achievement.

[@edwilson5416]

'That race went perfectly. I couldn't have executed it any better.'

[@runningchannel]

Hahaha🤣

[@casual.runner]

one pair of shoes is definitely more than enough

[@runningchannel]

😂 nailed it

[@heidiwood3142]

"Na, id rather not discuss how much i love running and what i get out of it and how therapeutic and meditative and satisfying it is...id rather keep my love for running to myself..."

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@drmjd4385]

The "I Lov-Lov-Lov-Love running around the same block over an over again" has me dead LMAO

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@RunWithDrHowey]

"I'm glad this dog is chasing me, because I'm sure they are just friendly as the owner says..."

[@199019852007]

A common problem in my area of Barking and Dagenham

[@rubyorchard5179]

Yes one of those broke my arm last year !! Arnt they great!!!

[@MrDarkKobe24]

"He definitely won't swoop in right in front of me causing me to break both of my knees."

[@mickymc30]

“ oh look there’s no queue for the port a loo “ ... and “ I’m glad I was running into a headwind for most of the ten miles as this will really increase my leg strength “ .. great vid as always 👍

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Great additions! 🤣🤣 Thanks for watching 🙌

[@pobg]

"I'm no going for a pb at the parkrun this week, I'm just going to enjoy it"

[@runningchannel]

Ha. Yes!

[@bliss__44]

I tried to just enjoy my run yesterday but I couldn't help myself. 😅

[@malcoop8160]

Doesn't matter if it doesn't record on Strava

[@runningchannel]

😱

[@tarzyjane]

Oh man say that 100000 more times

[@jayvonpryor1956]

Whats strava i hear runnets talk about it but i dont think theres one in my area

[@peeroo5023]

@@jayvonpryor1956 Its a running app

[@richroylance4630]

I'm glad I skipped the bathroom before the race.

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Oh damn, this one for sure.

[@violettasanagustin6547]

😂😂😂

[@wolfsrule100]

“I’m so glad it’s raining and windy today. Running conditions are ideal!”

[@LukasSkate2]

I really love to run if it rains cats and dogs, nobody is out there and it's like a big adventure, every time I get excited like a little kid on Christmas day :)

[@boneythelynx8884]

@@LukasSkate2 yep me too, and splashy puddles every where

[@neilryan666]

"This is the fastest I'll ever be. No point doing anymore running."

[@NDfan121]

"I'm sure this shin pain will go away"

[@runningchannel]

...on its own without doing any stretching or seeing a medical professional! 🤣

[@RunnerKao]

This video is hilarious! One thing I will never say is "I am faster than all of you suckers!"

[@runningchannel]

😂😂

[@byronkelly2]

I always trust a fart when I run longer than 15km

[@runningchannel]

😂💩

[@joelgriffitts1385]

"I run my easy days too easy."

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@Qieth]

I audibly laughed out loud at "I should do that hill again..!" 🤣

[@capacityex8440]

...unfortunately . . this is something i always say.

[@runningchannel]

Hills are our friends 🤣

[@jamesthomas2196]

Same here, hill running is great strength training. Many fun hours spent running sandy hills in Newlands corner.

[@mxsseyruns6442]

Qieth bro that was so funny 😂

[@Alex.1739]

Qieth train hard, race easy

[@rachelwarren2533]

"That race course at the weekend was too flat - so boring"

[@WatcherofVideosSometimes]

"I haven't had a single injury in the buildup to this race. Lucky me!"

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@MrMondeoST220]

“I’m more than happy with my current PBs”

[@runningchannel]

Spot on 😂

[@andrewferguson640]

Weirdly Kieran, I am. My parkrun pb is about 2 mins faster than I can do now and I am actually ok with that.

[@7thewitness]

"probably" only Bekele

[@smellypasty]

I’m perfectly ok with that cyclist sneaking up on me without ringing their bell!

[@CAProductionsHD]

“I have wayyy too many medals!” Said no runner ever Haha

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@mikemckinney7031]

I'm going to run one of those, 5K Marathons this weekend. ;)

[@BlakeMcTavishe]

“I think I might just do that hill again.” As a beginner trail runner this sentence has become my training motto.

[@runningchannel]

That's a fantastic motto!

[@NegyedMisi]

"I don't need a new watch." 😂

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@peterclark2865]

That race photo one had me in stitches especially after seeing my GNR pics 😂😂

[@runningchannel]

Ha! We love a dodgy race photo

[@robbarker1446]

🤣🤣🤣 OMG I’m turning into a runner 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️. Loved the video thanks guys x

[@runningchannel]

Thanks Rob! 👍

[@lostman65]

the best one is the "i look great in that running photo" ...

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@IsMiseAnthony]

“I’m going to go light on the post reach refeshments, only a bite or two”

[@parttroll1]

This time I’m going to follow that running plan

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Good one

[@charli4054]

"I always run at my scheduled time." :)

[@TrysilBoy]

"Nice and steady today - don't dash off and leave me at the end" - as said person puts on a sprint at the end and disappears into the distance...

[@kayarts3665]

“I don’t really want a shower after that run”

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Gross!!

[@jackwhitehead406]

"I totally love it everytime someone honks at me when they are driving by"

[@gouldennugget9978]

Wow a mountain!!!! This will make the home parkrun hill easy, lucky me!!!

[@oscarchadwick6074]

What I would never do, is telling someone to slow down in a race. Especially if I don’t know them.

[@mirekkowalski2284]

Well I wouldn't tell that either however the following sentence came to my mind a few times: "If you slow down a little I promise I will cross finish line after you".

[@shzd3697]

I can’t be bothered with the goodie bag at the end of the race I will leave it for the amateurs x

[@runningchannel]

‘You can keep your free race t shirt’ 🤣

[@waynehearne5498]

“I really love all these aches and pains after a long run this is why I love running”

[@runningchannel]

lol 😂

[@crazebike]

"My shoes never gets squelchy and always stays fresh and dry during the run" :D thanks to all your videos guys...

[@I_0..0_I]

The "i think i am going to run that hill again" and "my injury is going to make me a better runner" cracked me up :D and then came "the chafing is just a nice tickle" ahahahah

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@hannahcollardgray4448]

My favourite from one of the marshals on a 10k race I did last year: at 5k “keep running you’re nearly finished” in the humid June weather. To put it lightly I was singularly unimpressed by that comment.

[@bouffon1]

How about a clip concerning carb loading / low carbs? Might be time now...

[@MokeleMbembeLives]

I love you guys so much. Stay awesome!

[@runningchannel]

Love you too!

[@theraveman01212]

So glad I can see my watch screen so easily in the sunlight.

[@runningchannel]

😂😂

[@snakey973]

" running isnt a real sport" That could get you punched

[@joelgriffitts1385]

There's a little confusion in this comment thread between things runners would never say, and things runners always say but they're lying through their teeth...Former: "I love running in the heat!" Latter: "I'll be running this weekend's parkrun just for the enjoyment."

[@alisonsezonov1420]

So true. I love medals. Even participation or finishing medals are so good. I think there would be runners protesting the streets without a free medal, t-shirt or novelty gift for completing a 'fun' run!! I love all the free race stuff. Who said who can have too many drink bottles!

[@johnbrown5897]

The London marathon ballot 😂😂

[@runningchannel]

😉

[@LuxAeterna22878]

"I LOVE the feeling of running into the wind!"

[@daniduc]

Okay I literally loled this whole video! “ILove running behind slow moving pedestrians” 😂 the chafing screaming killed me! 🤣🤣 seriously tho: you guys are rocking the mix of good tips and tutorials, interviews and humor! Gonna buy a T-shirt just because you are amazing!

[@runningchannel]

We love you too Daniel 🙌 thanks so much for your support!

[@daniduc]

​@@runningchannel Just got "Comparsion is the thief of joy" t-shirt, because... it is :D

[@runningchannel]

Awesome 😎

[@GinnyBerch]

This was fantastic 😂

[@kly1026]

“I wish there were more people running this race”

[@lisadobbelaere4661]

Watched this as I was foam rolling and died when I heard “My IT band feels GREAT!”😂😅☠️

[@AmyK007]

We never say “oh I’d better slow down because someone at work told me that running is bad for your knees.”

[@heggybhoy82]

Love these videos 👍

[@leonardmilcin7798]

"I would love to do couple more of those intervals" "I think I am running too much" "Hi honey, I would love to slow down for you so that we can finish our next 10k charity run together!"

[@earthquakemagoon2505]

"I don't feel like doing intervals today". "The treadmill is so much easier". "I'm not going to run this morning, the Tour de France is on". "I don't NEED to warm up, I don't have that problem". "I always eat high fiber cereal before running and NEVER have any stomach issues".

[@runningchannel]

Haha! These are all great!

[@ryanyap8859]

“I’ll never buy a pair of running shoes at retail price.”

[@mjowsey]

Running negative splits feels natural and easy, especially when you start running!

[@tiarunsxc9863]

My, my. Don’t you just love when it snows during an XC meet, such fun!

[@runningchannel]

🤣🤣🤣

[@meganrosbury3504]

As a non-UK based runner I actually had to google Parkrun

[@richardhutchinson655]

"I don't have a favorite medal!"

[@denbriggs82]

I actually love Queuing for the portaloos on race day.

[@runningchannel]

😂😂😂

[@AS-kt5zw]

"Im not going to run today."

[@LittleMrsW]

The chafing one really got me! 😂 Also...we don't have park runs where I live.

[@pedrob8787]

'i love getting my achilles stamped on on race day and dont mind the runner doesnt say sorry' 🤔🙈🤣

[@coachpeita]

Love this video 🙌🏼 That world major entry fee is so expensive, I’m going to give it a miss

[@runningchannel]

Thanks for watching 🙌

[@dolphins19671]

I really fancy doing a hill session tonight.

[@yongdongyou3128]

I am definitely keeping my mouth shut when a colleagues are talking about 1/2 marathon.

[@barefootbeachrunner9498]

Ive got enough running shirts😂

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@GreyJedi17]

The upper body work is spot on

[@bazwillrun]

2:29...looks remarkably like "Look Mum no Hands" hipster cycle cafe in Old Strret !!.

[@r.p.9021]

“I really don’t care to hear people cheering me on at the finish.”

[@thatedsrunner8703]

"I planned the length of that route perfectly! Now I don't have to run up and down the street, or walk an annoyingly long way to get back home!"

[@stevequinnell4112]

Lol - I'm a serial London ballot reject too. Great channel, thank you!

[@britishcandy22]

It’s no big deal if i don’t meet my goals

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@josiegjackson]

I love my parkrun PB 29.02, especially when its seconds is not far off the minutes. (URGH!!!!!! 2 seconds!) (love your channel and still haven't beaten it yet and it's the run when I say I'm not going for a PB!)

[@trevorhayes5414]

Love the London Marathon ballot one! The drink spray was classic. Been trying for 5 yrs and no luck yet. (& it wont be next year as missed the ballot cutoff!!!) Come on 2021! :-)

[@runningchannel]

Keep hoping!

[@northernninjarunner5506]

Sorry Running Channel late watching today as I left early to be a Park Run Tourist at Durham. Another new 5k PB 30.29, with a mental last k. Great video and Rick was out in his “short shorts” again 🤣 👊

[@runningchannel]

We can’t keep Rick out of his short shorts...

[@northernninjarunner5506]

The Running Channel Rick reminds me of Joe from Family Guy #wholooksbetterinshortshorts. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYfFoYKwjcR2fMU

[@BA51M]

"I had enough water"

[@runningchannel]

Absolutely perfectly hydrated. No problems here.

[@HaoTran-zu2of]

Hahahahaha love this video... Hahahahah. Thank you for sharing!!!

[@Alex.1739]

"It doesnt bother me at all Ive just been gapped by that MV60"

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@brianjames2000]

I totally don't envy all the other runners zooming past my window, while I'm stuck at home with an injury.

[@runningchannel]

Hope you can run again soon Brian!

[@jeffhusman]

I am pacing my friend at this half marathon race... I just take it easy

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Oh yeh. The downplayer...

[@davidtugyi4536]

I definitely don't need to overtake that slower guy

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@Alex.1739]

This definitely won't wreck/cause arthritis in my knees in later life

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@jamesnewitt1960]

I love walking downstairs the day after a marathon.

[@gundamzaku214]

"i think i'm fast enough"

[@freshappleseed6966]

0:29 *Jamison Michael*

[@TheSilentRoar]

Elite jogger. But no longer.

[@andrewferguson640]

“You spent how much on your trainers!?”

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Too much?! Haha

[@jamesBFC1887]

"11.97 kilometres? That's close enough"

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@garethanthonyclark4879]

"If I cant win Parkrun, I am not going!"😂

[@runningchannel]

🤣 pahahaha

[@Ok-fe5kt]

I hate it when everyone stares at me when i run

[@rachaellouise2666]

I lolled at 'I'm expecting to get into London through the ballott'

[@googletookmyoriginaluserna4182]

I have plenty of running shoes...

[@runningchannel]

Pahahaha!! There are not enough running shoes in all of the world!

[@mattarnold007]

I started my last race from the best place in the pack...

[@alex_ma1ex]

NEVER! 😂😂😂