Things Runners NEVER Say

There are some things that runners will just NEVER say. And here they are. We promise you’ll never once hear these words muttered from the mouth of a runner.
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[@alexandrabicknell5308]

*coming up to home on end of run*....”My watch says I’ve run 9.99 miles. Oh well, that’s 10 miles rounded up - I’ll stop now”

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Nope!!

[@daniduc]

Alexandra Bicknell 🤣🤣never happened on the history of the world!!!

[@howard4431]

i’ve done that on a 7 mile run lol

[@heidiwood3142]

Omg yes hahaha this one

[@salemr2088]

Aaaaaand then you just run in small circles until you hit an even number!

[@thedolenorway]

"I actually think injury prevention through stretching, strength training and foam rolling is the best part of the running experience"

[@runningchannel]

Hahaha

[@crishealingvtuber8626]

I for one love stretching and strength training

[@AngusMcMaiden89]

I already ran in those shorts yesterday, I definitely can’t wear them again today

[@Renee-Heal-The-Eagle]

#facts

[@headphonic8]

well the shorts lining is basically underwear. nasty to wear again without washing

[@rice1298]

headphonic8 Wait, you guys don’t wear underwear when you are running? A guy thing?

[@edwilson5416]

'That race went perfectly. I couldn't have executed it any better.'

[@runningchannel]

Hahaha🤣

[@drmjd4385]

The "I Lov-Lov-Lov-Love running around the same block over an over again" has me dead LMAO

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@robbarker1446]

Hi guys. I’ve got to share this with you. Two years ago I could hardly walk across the room or sleep all night in a bed because three of my disks disintegrated. After a lot of hard work and painful treatment 10 weeks ago I started C25K. I came across your videos, and seriously it became part of my recovery/training package. Today I completed my first full nonstop 5K run. To say I’m exsstattc is an understatement. So thank you for being part of my recovery I’m now officially a runner xx

[@runningchannel]

This is so amazing Rob! Makes us so happy. Well done! 👍👏

[@brandenbolt5573]

Well done rob, I remember how it felt to Finnish a 5km for the first time - euphoria !!!!. You'll get the same feeling doing a 10km for the first time, but you'll be more sore, and tired which dampens the euphoric feeling - but you'll keep searching for that achievement' high ' feeling time and time again through Personal bests! PB's. You are a runner! Welcome to the club :)

[@Morfeusm]

YAY, welcome to the runner family Rob!

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Nice! That's one hell of an achievement.

[@RunWithDrHowey]

"I'm glad this dog is chasing me, because I'm sure they are just friendly as the owner says..."

[@199019852007]

A common problem in my area of Barking and Dagenham

[@rubyorchard5179]

Yes one of those broke my arm last year !! Arnt they great!!!

[@MrDarkKobe24]

"He definitely won't swoop in right in front of me causing me to break both of my knees."

[@casual.runner]

one pair of shoes is definitely more than enough

[@runningchannel]

😂 nailed it

[@heidiwood3142]

"Na, id rather not discuss how much i love running and what i get out of it and how therapeutic and meditative and satisfying it is...id rather keep my love for running to myself..."

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@pobg]

"I'm no going for a pb at the parkrun this week, I'm just going to enjoy it"

[@runningchannel]

Ha. Yes!

[@bliss__44]

I tried to just enjoy my run yesterday but I couldn't help myself. 😅

[@richroylance4630]

I'm glad I skipped the bathroom before the race.

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Oh damn, this one for sure.

[@violettasanagustin6547]

😂😂😂

[@mickymc30]

“ oh look there’s no queue for the port a loo “ ... and “ I’m glad I was running into a headwind for most of the ten miles as this will really increase my leg strength “ .. great vid as always 👍

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Great additions! 🤣🤣 Thanks for watching 🙌

[@malcoop8160]

Doesn't matter if it doesn't record on Strava

[@runningchannel]

😱

[@tarzyjane]

Oh man say that 100000 more times

[@jayvonpryor1956]

Whats strava i hear runnets talk about it but i dont think theres one in my area

[@peeroo5023]

@@jayvonpryor1956 Its a running app

[@Qieth]

I audibly laughed out loud at "I should do that hill again..!" 🤣

[@capacityex8440]

...unfortunately . . this is something i always say.

[@runningchannel]

Hills are our friends 🤣

[@jamesthomas2196]

Same here, hill running is great strength training. Many fun hours spent running sandy hills in Newlands corner.

[@mxsseyruns6442]

Qieth bro that was so funny 😂

[@Alex.1739]

Qieth train hard, race easy

[@byronkelly2]

I always trust a fart when I run longer than 15km

[@runningchannel]

😂💩

[@RunnerKao]

This video is hilarious! One thing I will never say is "I am faster than all of you suckers!"

[@runningchannel]

😂😂

[@wolfsrule100]

“I’m so glad it’s raining and windy today. Running conditions are ideal!”

[@LukasSkate2]

I really love to run if it rains cats and dogs, nobody is out there and it's like a big adventure, every time I get excited like a little kid on Christmas day :)

[@boneythelynx8884]

@@LukasSkate2 yep me too, and splashy puddles every where

[@neilryan666]

"This is the fastest I'll ever be. No point doing anymore running."

[@NDfan121]

"I'm sure this shin pain will go away"

[@runningchannel]

...on its own without doing any stretching or seeing a medical professional! 🤣

[@CAProductionsHD]

“I have wayyy too many medals!” Said no runner ever Haha

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@joelgriffitts1385]

"I run my easy days too easy."

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@rachelwarren2533]

"That race course at the weekend was too flat - so boring"

[@WatcherofVideosSometimes]

"I haven't had a single injury in the buildup to this race. Lucky me!"

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@smellypasty]

I’m perfectly ok with that cyclist sneaking up on me without ringing their bell!

[@MrMondeoST220]

“I’m more than happy with my current PBs”

[@runningchannel]

Spot on 😂

[@andrewferguson640]

Weirdly Kieran, I am. My parkrun pb is about 2 mins faster than I can do now and I am actually ok with that.

[@7thewitness]

"probably" only Bekele

[@mikemckinney7031]

I'm going to run one of those, 5K Marathons this weekend. ;)

[@ZotmundSzele]

"I don't need a new watch." 😂

[@runningchannel]

🤣

[@peterclark2865]

That race photo one had me in stitches especially after seeing my GNR pics 😂😂

[@runningchannel]

Ha! We love a dodgy race photo

[@robbarker1446]

🤣🤣🤣 OMG I’m turning into a runner 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️. Loved the video thanks guys x

[@runningchannel]

Thanks Rob! 👍

[@snakey973]

" running isnt a real sport" That could get you punched

[@charli4054]

"I always run at my scheduled time." :)

[@lostman65]

the best one is the "i look great in that running photo" ...

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@parttroll1]

This time I’m going to follow that running plan

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Good one

[@I_0..0_I]

The "i think i am going to run that hill again" and "my injury is going to make me a better runner" cracked me up :D and then came "the chafing is just a nice tickle" ahahahah

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@lisadobbelaere4661]

Watched this as I was foam rolling and died when I heard “My IT band feels GREAT!”😂😅☠️

[@BlakeMcTavishe]

“I think I might just do that hill again.” As a beginner trail runner this sentence has become my training motto.

[@runningchannel]

That's a fantastic motto!

[@shzd3697]

I can’t be bothered with the goodie bag at the end of the race I will leave it for the amateurs x

[@runningchannel]

‘You can keep your free race t shirt’ 🤣

[@kayarts3665]

“I don’t really want a shower after that run”

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Gross!!

[@IsMiseAnthony]

“I’m going to go light on the post reach refeshments, only a bite or two”

[@joelgriffitts1385]

There's a little confusion in this comment thread between things runners would never say, and things runners always say but they're lying through their teeth...Former: "I love running in the heat!" Latter: "I'll be running this weekend's parkrun just for the enjoyment."

[@gouldennugget9978]

Wow a mountain!!!! This will make the home parkrun hill easy, lucky me!!!

[@jackwhitehead406]

"I totally love it everytime someone honks at me when they are driving by"

[@johnbrown5897]

The London marathon ballot 😂😂

[@runningchannel]

😉

[@oscarchadwick6074]

What I would never do, is telling someone to slow down in a race. Especially if I don’t know them.

[@mirekkowalski2284]

Well I wouldn't tell that either however the following sentence came to my mind a few times: "If you slow down a little I promise I will cross finish line after you".

[@barefootbeachrunner9498]

Ive got enough running shirts😂

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@bouffon1]

How about a clip concerning carb loading / low carbs? Might be time now...

[@crazebike]

"My shoes never gets squelchy and always stays fresh and dry during the run" :D thanks to all your videos guys...

[@TrysilBoy]

"Nice and steady today - don't dash off and leave me at the end" - as said person puts on a sprint at the end and disappears into the distance...

[@adamchapman3358]

This channel only talks about running!? I would never subscribe

[@runningchannel]

Haha...we see what you did there! 😂

[@daniduc]

Okay I literally loled this whole video! “ILove running behind slow moving pedestrians” 😂 the chafing screaming killed me! 🤣🤣 seriously tho: you guys are rocking the mix of good tips and tutorials, interviews and humor! Gonna buy a T-shirt just because you are amazing!

[@runningchannel]

We love you too Daniel 🙌 thanks so much for your support!

[@daniduc]

​@@runningchannel Just got "Comparsion is the thief of joy" t-shirt, because... it is :D

[@runningchannel]

Awesome 😎

[@theraveman01212]

So glad I can see my watch screen so easily in the sunlight.

[@runningchannel]

😂😂

[@LuxAeterna22878]

"I LOVE the feeling of running into the wind!"

[@waynehearne5498]

“I really love all these aches and pains after a long run this is why I love running”

[@runningchannel]

lol 😂

[@meganrosbury3504]

As a non-UK based runner I actually had to google Parkrun

[@dolphins19671]

I really fancy doing a hill session tonight.

[@leonardmilcin7798]

"I would love to do couple more of those intervals" "I think I am running too much" "Hi honey, I would love to slow down for you so that we can finish our next 10k charity run together!"

[@pedrob8787]

'i love getting my achilles stamped on on race day and dont mind the runner doesnt say sorry' 🤔🙈🤣

[@alisonsezonov1420]

So true. I love medals. Even participation or finishing medals are so good. I think there would be runners protesting the streets without a free medal, t-shirt or novelty gift for completing a 'fun' run!! I love all the free race stuff. Who said who can have too many drink bottles!

[@hannahcollardgray4448]

My favourite from one of the marshals on a 10k race I did last year: at 5k “keep running you’re nearly finished” in the humid June weather. To put it lightly I was singularly unimpressed by that comment.

[@jamesnewitt1960]

I love walking downstairs the day after a marathon.

[@MokeleMbembeLives]

I love you guys so much. Stay awesome!

[@runningchannel]

Love you too!

[@AmyK007]

We never say “oh I’d better slow down because someone at work told me that running is bad for your knees.”

[@richardhutchinson655]

"I don't have a favorite medal!"

[@freshappleseed6966]

0:29 *Jamison Michael*

[@TheSilentRoar]

Elite jogger. But no longer.

[@googletookmyoriginaluserna4182]

I have plenty of running shoes...

[@runningchannel]

Pahahaha!! There are not enough running shoes in all of the world!

[@maverick7526]

Ohh God the chafing... This shower is going to be great...😵😵😵

[@rachaellouise2666]

I lolled at 'I'm expecting to get into London through the ballott'

[@mjowsey]

Running negative splits feels natural and easy, especially when you start running!

[@earthquakemagoon2505]

"I don't feel like doing intervals today". "The treadmill is so much easier". "I'm not going to run this morning, the Tour de France is on". "I don't NEED to warm up, I don't have that problem". "I always eat high fiber cereal before running and NEVER have any stomach issues".

[@runningchannel]

Haha! These are all great!

[@ryanyap8859]

“I’ll never buy a pair of running shoes at retail price.”

[@garethanthonyclark4879]

"If I cant win Parkrun, I am not going!"😂

[@runningchannel]

🤣 pahahaha

[@denbriggs82]

I actually love Queuing for the portaloos on race day.

[@runningchannel]

😂😂😂

[@davewarman4208]

How about “ I am going to leave it at 4.99 miles & not wait for my garmin to tick over” I have never done that 😳😉🏃

[@GinnyBerch]

This was fantastic 😂

[@stevequinnell4112]

Lol - I'm a serial London ballot reject too. Great channel, thank you!

[@andrewferguson640]

“You spent how much on your trainers!?”

[@runningchannel]

🤣 Too much?! Haha

[@britishcandy22]

It’s no big deal if i don’t meet my goals

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@yongdongyou3128]

I am definitely keeping my mouth shut when a colleagues are talking about 1/2 marathon.

[@heggybhoy82]

Love these videos 👍

[@tiarunsxc9863]

My, my. Don’t you just love when it snows during an XC meet, such fun!

[@runningchannel]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AS-kt5zw]

"Im not going to run today."

[@mattarnold007]

I started my last race from the best place in the pack...

[@alex_ma1ex]

NEVER! 😂😂😂

[@jeffhusman]

I am pacing my friend at this half marathon race... I just take it easy

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Oh yeh. The downplayer...

[@GreyJedi17]

The upper body work is spot on

[@LittleMrsW]

The chafing one really got me! 😂 Also...we don't have park runs where I live.

[@_dan_here_]

As a runner. I don’t think running is a sport at all. It’s the most basic and direct way to be a fit person, it’s exercise for the sake of exercise. It’s enjoyable at times, but it’s no where near a sport - unless you’re competing it’s the same level as going to the gym.

[@coachpeita]

Love this video 🙌🏼 That world major entry fee is so expensive, I’m going to give it a miss

[@runningchannel]

Thanks for watching 🙌

[@kly1026]

“I wish there were more people running this race”

[@BA51M]

"I had enough water"

[@runningchannel]

Absolutely perfectly hydrated. No problems here.

[@Alex.1739]

"It doesnt bother me at all Ive just been gapped by that MV60"

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@darrenquin5682]

Never run the hill again. hope you guys are ok love darren xx

[@runningchannel]

Haha! Hills are our friends! 😂

[@Alex.1739]

This definitely won't wreck/cause arthritis in my knees in later life

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@r.p.9021]

“I really don’t care to hear people cheering me on at the finish.”

[@josiegjackson]

I love my parkrun PB 29.02, especially when its seconds is not far off the minutes. (URGH!!!!!! 2 seconds!) (love your channel and still haven't beaten it yet and it's the run when I say I'm not going for a PB!)

[@JB-uv1cg]

😂 London marathon through the ballot

[@spencergambrell7819]

WHAT!!!!!! Short shorts are the move for running!! If you don't run in short shorts you aren't a real runner.

[@bazwillrun]

2:29...looks remarkably like "Look Mum no Hands" hipster cycle cafe in Old Strret !!.

[@davidtugyi4536]

I definitely don't need to overtake that slower guy

[@runningchannel]

😂

[@trevorhayes5414]

Love the London Marathon ballot one! The drink spray was classic. Been trying for 5 yrs and no luck yet. (& it wont be next year as missed the ballot cutoff!!!) Come on 2021! :-)

[@runningchannel]

Keep hoping!