Things We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

Watch Michael McIntyre's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/8125897...
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet

[@takyc7883]

No need for rudeness, dirty/vulgar jokes, disrespecting anyone, cursing etc. and he is still the most consistently, hilarious and relatable comedian ever. Unparalleled.

[@surekafernando6183]

That's why I love him too. Never makes you feel uncomfortable - always inclusive and hilarious!

[@sarahstyles6859]

Exactly and the clean jokes are the funniest

[@daviesdavies538]

Never fails to make me laugh. Can't wait until he does another world tour

[@RetroAdzz]

"Funny because its true", comes to mind

[@lizziebethh]

I don't think he deserves "unparalleled" but he is hilarious 😂

[@RG-ja34sep]

The only comedian who consistently makes you laugh from common everyday matters. Michael is hilarious!!

[@nay4658]

Most of it can even work all across the world. The last bit on directions for instance, i cant imagine a senegalese, colombian, russian german or whatever that didn't at least think about it.

[@indiafalconer2185]

I’ve written a song called Hear the calling. It’s about the feeling of knowing where you want to go, what you want to do and doing it. I think covid19 has redirected our purpose and made it clearer and I hope you can relate to this song. It would be amazing if you could give it a listen kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqvEnJygdrWjp6s

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Cant tell if your comment is a copy or if I just watched the same video twice and noticed your comment. 😆

[@wobblyjelly345]

Jimeoin does the same thing. Same with Carl Barron. They all do it well.

[@KazzieG]

Apart from Peter Kay of course

[@zeris365]

This is the only guy on the planet who can keep producing jokes from daily life matters.

[@shelleyannwalters2375]

Love him

[@stephanboxall1462]

…well… there’s Seinfeld

[@kshaw9179]

Tim Hawkins is good too

[@mtjc5336]

He’s amazing! And i must say his delivery is a huge piece. Case in point: I saw footage of him from earlier days, and his physical humor is much similar to now except his haircut is shorter and so his hair doesn’t “flop” when he shakes his head. It makes a HUGE difference! The added emphasis is 👌🏼

[@Andybarney555]

And lee evans. Two british stand up legends. Evans came 1st though

[@kingdc3067]

I laughed so hard, and it’s 4am and my wife was sleeping... now I’m sleeping on the floor.

[@annalouux8553]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sumanachakraborty3257]

Good decision made by both of u 😁😅

[@GODBACON100]

😂😂😂😂

[@jhutch1681]

lol :)

[@elizevdspuy2]

I could never really get comedians or find them funny, but this guy is the real deal.

[@jerome8361]

*Manz really out here brightening up everyone's day.*

[@juggalettyjrb]

Absolutely! have you heard his take on parenting? So true

[@josephjjosephson6554]

My guy!

[@basicburrito1157]

mAnZ 🥴

[@charluvstrue]

Doesn't he just though...🤣

[@TheVirgin]

🥰

[@cindymichaud7111]

I'm a US citizen. May we please have Michael McIntyre? He's incredible and brings a level of humor we haven't had in so long...

[@wendy9555]

Noooooooooo. Sorry, but no. We need him here too much!👍😁😁😁

[@coolness6595]

The hardest job in the world is the person who tries to keep the spot light on Micheal 😅

[@HannahChallis]

lol 😂! He definitely moves around just a bit. 😆A bit being every moment, for the entire show! The man is never still! 🏃🏻 Regardless, nothing short of excellent! Stay safe and be well! 😊

[@djmcconnelltt11]

Seriously one of the most talented comedians! So hilarious without using expletives unnecessarily! If he comes to Australia, I will personally arrange for my family, friends, work colleagues, neighbours, basically anyone I know to attend his show! Legendary comedian! We all need a laugh. MM return of the Mac!

[@myentertainmentmypuppies8865]

The only comedian who makes the light man and the camera man busy throughout his acts😁

[@polter5195]

I'm glad I'm not the only awkward one when it comes to telling time. I don't even wear a watch, but when someone asks me what the time is, I'll look at my arm for a few seconds before saying "You know what, I don't actually know"

[@halfofclo]

@alphadawn2015 lennon the comment says they don't wear a watch 🤣

[@imenea7520]

Most people just use their phone to check time. No need for a bling show off watch anymore.

[@EfftupSmith]

@@imenea7520 ~I still find it easier to look at a watch on my wrist than fish my phone out of my pocket. But yes, for the most part, especially with mechanical watched, they really are a piece of jewellery more than a need for a timepiece.

[@demonpoopy]

That happens to me when I take my watch off! 😂

[@AK-jt7kh]

Lol!! I’m awkward about the time too. Especially if I’m not carrying my phone. I love your profile pic btw!

[@TiptronicSS]

Oh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.

[@jhyv1248]

The most relatable comedian to have ever existed

[@minwade5436]

Thank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺

[@tkps]

True. We've never really been backwards in coming forward.

[@rebeccafowler7074]

Say it don't spray it😂

[@MrRooney182]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AK-jt7kh]

That’s a good one!

[@StupiderWithAB]

Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel. 😐

[@Miss2BeFree]

I absolutely love the way he is able to entertain without the need of cursing all the time, occasionally he says the *F* word but not like most of the comedians who doesn’t know how to tell a joke without throwing 10 to 20 *F* words into the story. It gets old!

[@juneahernauthor]

thank you! One of the reasons I don't listen to most comedians. I do love Tom Papa who also rarely uses profanity. Not that I don't use it myself at times, but using it to make is like ! at the end of a word/sentence. Can't use ! too often ether

[@Miss2BeFree]

@@juneahernauthor Hi June!!!! Oh my God you are into metaphysics! I l😍ve it!!! Just subscribed to your channel! Angels, our spirit guides!😇 Light and love to you! 💕☀️

[@ktstankg2736]

unlike Jimmy Carr...

[@honeyholly001]

It makes them sound stupid when they have to swear so much.

[@darrenmacdonald9037]

I am a kid but I do not care about swear words because if you want to my school you would hear them all the time

[@eloryosnak4100]

"You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieing

[@laraking804]

He’s the laugh we all need during these times. Thank you Michael ❤️

[@howlinhobbit]

after a rather stressful day I was starting to shut down for the night and noticed this video. so glad I did! ending my day with laughter was truly the “best medicine.” goodnight and thank you.

[@fuzzy5987]

God who else misses going to the cinema? The things we took for granted 😔

[@AnnaPxx]

I miss it and yes, we took a lot for granted, e.g. hugging your friends and kissing them on the cheek, then going for a drink and a meal with no fuss

[@briel7904]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@janetdonald9801]

Oh I’m from Melbourne, Australia. I miss breathing fresh air.😓 I want to be out with people so bad. Crowds, lovely crowds. And yes, I am losing my mind.😟😕

[@martinaoloughlin8798]

Me 😭😭😭

[@r.mcbride2837]

I was missing it until... I began reminiscing about the stale snacks costing a king's ransom, the gritty, sticky floors, the questionable stains on the seats, the loudly chewing people and tall ones obstructing my view, the unknown farters, the incessant chatty cathys in the row behind, the weirdly noxious bathrooms, the crying children, the coughers down front and then... I turned to my mate and said, "Fancy a nice video tonight? We can make s'mores and fresh popcorn with real butter!".

[@ViewByRay]

I remember when i was a kid at school when one of my mates said 'ive got pins and needles in my foot'. I looked down and said no you dont... that when i learnt what pins and needles was...

[@StupiderWithAB]

Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.

[@laurenchristine9209]

We don't say pins and needles in Canada, we say "my foot is asleep"

[@me9860]

Hilarious 😊

[@nitedk]

@@laurenchristine9209 same in Denmark. Except of course we say it in Danish 😊

[@owenpalmer3273]

@@StupiderWithAB no

[@laurinekeily7137]

Michael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓

[@LaSnob711]

So great to have a laugh at the end of another day during lockdown when there's nothing else to laugh about... Thank you, MM!

[@katelilyx7105]

Agree

[@moragfeltham9443]

Directions! Love it. You try and help and then worry that you’ve sent them on a goose chase. 😂😂

[@dreamhobbiz]

Either you stand, or you twizzle. How true! 🤣

[@alicec2631]

MM is an absolute legend. He is the best comedian and HE SHOULD HAVE WON THE BAFTA 2022!!! 😊

[@debranielsen2002]

Yeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.

[@PoliticalWonderland]

Fr I thought the same thing!!

[@laurahutchinson9790]

MM's comedy is truly life-giving. There is not much more valuable in life than laughter, and anyone who deals in laughter is a godsend!

[@agata2778]

I really appreciate what you do. You are so funny!!! You make my day when I'm upset. Whatever you said here was kinda relatable and your presence on the stage is amazing. You are hilarious in the way a comedian should be. Without cursing or offending people. Big congrats for that. You're born for it!💕

[@NothingToDismay]

In the style of Bernard Manning: "he's about as funny as fucking burning orphanage'.

[@jeanmendes7952]

I love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!

[@wanimusician]

Usually when someone ask me for direction I just went into the tourist mode and said "oh sorry, I'm not from here" XD Sometimes it's not because I don't know, but it's because I panicked and didn't know what to say, lol.

[@scifiactvent5043]

Same! Eventhough I live where I live for almost my whole life 😂

[@seoulv8427]

Lol. Thank you both for the laugh I got out of your comments.

[@lisahenry20]

I should start doing that because every time I've had to give directions, I've probably made them more lost. Unfortunately I don't think that would work because I often go for walks on my own and often at times when tourists are probably not out.

[@ashwinmenon76]

I do the same when they ask me for the time. "sorry I'm not from here" 😀

[@kalliski]

Lol I always do that, and then wonder why I'm the one they ask, since I really do not like to talk to people!

[@chyfields]

Another big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.

[@vanessaclausen]

I'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Angel-ng9tq]

Waking up with this guy..... crying with laughter!!! Bless you

[@mlewis8579]

This is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!

[@amiciastanley5620]

I love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet him

[@kittykatz4448]

Michael

[@StupiderWithAB]

Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.

[@kittykatz4448]

@@StupiderWithAB that worked.

[@metallboy25]

@@StupiderWithAB Dont tell me what to do. 😡

[@judsdragon]

this guy never fails to not only make me laugh but cry with laughter, full on belly laughs, chuckles, snorts and all other kinds, this is what good clean fun is and tbh its rare i watch the clean fun lol, he has such a way of story telling that incorporates everyday banal mediocre life that everyone can relate to and makes it humourous, one of my fave comedians

[@j3ss1c4_]

single handedly saving 2020.

[@GrahamS67]

"you hope it's an 'easy' time"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahanderson3131]

I’ve never seen this one before!! Always a joy to watch Michael new or old though! Love him!

[@Aldc1234]

I love him. I love him. I love him.

[@IwhimIwhim]

This man is such a joy!

[@nattaone2554]

Michael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@danzel8604]

The laugh I truly needed this morning 😂 thanks for posting.

[@VV-fl8fi]

Wow. this man just save me from tears and loneliness. thank you

[@emjay_mcri]

Many moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂

[@Nina5144]

I love Michael, he just makes me laugh so much. The routine with the spices had me holding my stomach in pain.

[@Alice_Walker]

Hilarious as always!

[@marymcdonald3778]

I love his humor so much, that this was the 3rd time I've watched this during the pandemic. Oh Dear Lord, please let comedians tour again - even if it's a virtual tour! (I bet you never thought you'd be using that word so much this time last year!)

[@robynstewardson]

Any tips for other clean humour?

[@lynmarsh1416]

@@robynstewardson Drybar Comedy has an app, and probably a KZbin channel...all of their comedy is clean...

[@MB-vi8zp]

A comedian with no audience is just sad

[@margaritabishop6595]

Will you always have Michael with he kind of jokes? I don't like some jokes but I like all of his thank you Michael i started listening to him in the morning it sets my day with a smile

[@bettyboosh8384]

I one stood up on the bus with a dead leg / pins and needles, and I just collapsed in a pile on the floor. Everyone thought there was something seriously wrong with me, and I was just left hobbling down the bus like "it's just pins and needles" 😅😅

[@animanfan5442]

I went to a place with my aunties before and sat on my knees because I was too awkward and conscious to change positions for 2 hours with pins and needles waist downwards. I finally got up, tried to walk and instantly fell flat on my face making an even bigger scene

[@christinakavanagh3912]

( I’m Army too)

[@rachelculloden80]

The KING of comedy

[@danielapearls1491]

Brilliant. I love the clean relatable humor😂God Bless you Michael McIntyre

[@jonny62ezyyy16]

3:35 I think Sia must have problems with her passport then

[@helenkhoiova]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@BodyTrust]

Truly a legend. English humor is the greatest!

[@cosmicnights]

He makes me laugh out loud at the stupidest things .

[@nikmansol]

Helps us during tought times , a true gent as well no swearing or dirty jokes needed with him

[@gwenyverreking5565]

Ummmmm are we talking about the same guy 😂

[@gblack1979]

10:01

[@toddmcdanield2560]

@@gblack1979 You had to search really hard to find one example, eh?

[@fionatsangarides6201]

HE IS SOOO SPOT ON EVERY TIME !!!!!

[@jacintaphillips2133]

I love his humour, about every day stuff, you need it, especially when your feeling down in the head

[@bhagyavathi4214]

The best one ever ❤️❤️ literally made my day 😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you so much

[@nikihavens3827]

You made my day with your humor! Thank you!

[@gaminglindis66]

Love him so much 💕 always so relatable

[@AS-pb7fc]

Michael. The only comedian who makes me laugh

[@KateCarew]

Literal godsend of a human 🙏🏻

[@annehorrigan570]

...You are my Sunshine today Michael, spot on!

[@brandiwinfrey3757]

I can always count on laughing when watching his videos ! So great

[@allysavill219]

Always the best laugh 😂

[@StarGaze561]

Michael is awesome - clean fun

[@emnamjen1029]

I love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣

[@jacquelinem3551]

He is genius, my stomach hurts from all the laughing each time I watch him.😂😂😂😊

[@MrSnake551]

I love stand up comedy

[@fredachung4596]

You made my day when Im having a hard time. Thank you.

[@otterspocket2826]

You should try asking for direction in a lorry, as often as not they'll tell you how to get there on foot. I've had people direct me to cut through through multi story car parks, to take the escalator to the 1st floor of the shopping centre... One time I was looking for a Habitat store (if I remember correctly) that I'd been told before leaving the depot was next to a cathedral, which would obviously be a familiar landmark that all locals would know. I stopped and asked somebody for directions to it (the cathedral), he looked at the word 'Habitat' in 6 foot high letters on the side of the trailer, said "It's right next door to Habitat" and walked off. My favourite 'directions' story though was from Dave Allen. He was driving to a gig in Ireland and came to a fork in the road with the village signposted down both of them. He asked an old boy sitting on a bench "Does it matter which road I take to get to ?????, and he replied "Not to me it doesn't".

[@Kerran32]

Ahhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!

[@karenjames7084]

Love watching Michael, he is always hilarious 😂

[@asemwindows]

what a genius guy! making laugh from common things, love this guy

[@paulapoblete1090]

Too funny Michael. Now, I'm Venezuelan, we talk to strangers all the time! All the strangers, and when we leave we might even give the stranger a hug! Lol🤪

[@yazzbaser]

Brilliant. Genius 👏👏👍❤️

[@sherimcdaniel3491]

This man has perfect build-up, perfect material and FLAWLESS delivery! When I’m feeling meh, I fire up his “dentist” or “Scottish” story. Sometimes I’ll opt for the “house in the country.” THANKS MICHAEL!!! ❤🐈

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

I’ve learnt to pee while swimming 😂🤣😂🤣

[@zaklinar1442]

Genius level of comedy! Amazing!

[@catrowe6774]

I want his energy🤣❤️

[@dianeconrardy829]

So true about waiting for the other movie patrons in your row…

[@yellowbananabee]

Is this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!

[@got_to_gamer2853]

Just you I think😂🤣

[@celynbanos8988]

There's at least two of us

[@susannah_hb4388]

Every single time

[@naturalbby1722]

SAME

[@Anna133199]

Y'all are weird, but that's okay. It's okay to be weird.

[@priya1992]

Dying from laughter!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@acediaethos4469]

woah wtf i thought id watched every single michael mcintyre clip at least 5 times and i can quote them along with the video, but i hadn't seen some of these before!!

[@zarina5052]

Hilarious. Latest material, brilliant

[@gaurigatha]

Just what I needed today 👍🏻💖🤣

[@dracarys371]

love him❤😂

[@SoberOKMoments]

Comedic genius. Thanks for the laughter.

[@Egirl_Slayer]

Oh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

The king has uploaded! Hooray!

[@Mad-RCandHOBBY]

the funny thing is, when you get asked for the time even though the person holds a smart phone in her hand 😂

[@Alphacentauri819]

Ummm..prob not really needing the time then. A covert way to talk to you without freaking you out. 😂

[@tkps]

I still find myself looking at my watch with my phone in my hand.

[@chiaraippoliti]

Battery could be flat/dead.

[@heatherg1949]

My parents have asked me for the time even though they are currently on their phone, with a clock on the wall in front of them, while I'm reading or something not on my phone. It's rather funny really

[@janetdonald9801]

I’m 57 and I struggle to use my phone to get directions when I’m walking. 🤔

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

I love him. And he do his comedy with the entire body. I mean, this is hard work !! I love him, he is never vulgar, doesnt make me cringe , he's just funny ,and have the best topics.

[@yining]

I love rewatching these so much. But by watching I mean listening who knew it’s hard to keep your eyes open when laughing so hard.

[@hermienvandermeijden9231]

He is The Best!

[@sameeeer]

He's too funny!!!!!!!

[@sharonlee4773]

Funny as cancer

[@cynthiamckenzie8451]

He is brilliant. Saw him the last time he came to Australia.

[@Polytunnel]

GENIUS!

[@McLeanAmy]

I'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.