Things Your Lutheran Sister Totally Loves: Getting Asked Out By Seminarians (Ep. 1)

[@electrifiedspam]

Getting asked out by seminarians is more awkward in the Catholic church.

[@acekoala457]

Unless you're Byzantine

[@marie-bernadettebenedict3007]

As a Latin Rite Catholic this made me laugh. Eastern Catholic Priests and the Ordinariate who are former Anglicans can be married though.

[@bman5257]

@@marie-bernadettebenedict3007Eastern Catholic priests can’t get married. Married men can be ordained Eastern Catholic priests. Therefore priests can be married, but they can’t enter into marriage.

[@Sapphonouveau]

For a second there I thought she was going to make use of her Lutheran teleporting powers, but clearly she opted to be the better person.

[@TheTbonist]

What's sad is that there are enough personal anecdotes from so many of us who were single at sem to make a whole series on this, with no end in sight!

[@chilternsroamer872]

"My ring finger is as bare as the top of your head". Talk about passive-aggressive!

[@Rob01203]

"You know Sara called her husband [Abraham] lord, you can call me that." "There are lots of other things i would rather call you."

[@JGHFunRun]

"I have but one Lord and that is Jesus"

[@smiller6925]

He had me at "fair maiden" but then I am a reformed Episcopalian and we like the wild ones...

[@TheLutheranSatire]

@coachburk Oops! I really need to stop editing this videos after four glasses of wine.

[@sopranocath]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. This is so painfully hilarious.

[@theLutheran1]

there should a reference to black socks with sandles

[@davidkueny2444]

He went into a lot of detail there... How often has this exact thing happened to him?!

[@jenisedai]

That was hilarious! I'm looking forward to Ep. 2

[@SamaCWNS]

Oh yeah, he sounds like a great date. :P

[@MooMeg85]

That really does happen. Believe me.

[@coachburk]

A Glass of Wine and Lutheran Satire = The Best few minutes! I see an error though (unless done on purpose) you state at the end since 2001 instead of 2011

[@micahfritz895]

You're missing the beard on the seminarian

[@Flashkidgotsuspended]

Is that Concordia Theological Seminary in the BG? :D FK

[@auspry]

With a mouthfull of cheesey biscuits...hahaha

[@emmettbartens304]

Yes. That is Kramer Chapel.

[@Interestingenough4]

"Thor"=awesome movie

[@bozzz2006]

Tuck -n- roll! hahaha

[@U2andColdplayFan]

is this a personal attack

[@john91722]

Very similar to the big bang theory - How not to attract the other sex.

[@tstadler]

@TheLutheranSatire Yes, well, it's still likely the best in Lutheran satire since 2001, as well. We had a bit of a dry spell at the turn of the millenium.

[@HenryJordan1991]

These get funnier all the timev

[@t-rayhuckabay6700]

This is oddly specific

[@tonijoncevski8607]

Lutheran Seminaries are the same as Australian Presbyterian “Theological Colleges.” :-)

[@john91722]

Only 207 things?

[@theLutheran1]

HAHAHAHAHA...oh, hey, wait just a sec!

[@lorgaraurelian4076]

It went wrong when he tried approached.

[@WelcomemMCR0318]

@john91722 That's all there would be time for on a first date...

[@theLutheran1]

ouch!

[@swedee5870]

Hahahahahaha ❤️

[@CoastScribbler]

I dunno... that guy has a funny chapel. I'm not sure he's really a sem student at all. Probably just one of those Bible college boys from Indiana....

[@zacharybowen4247]

he is a LCMS pastor

[@causeimbatmaaan]

Red lobster? I don't get it. Many pastors are plenty well off.